@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.
@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.
True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.
Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!
Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.
Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life
messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild
I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol
Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys
What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.
@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon
Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.
100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.
Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning. I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid. But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid. Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs. LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun. Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road.. Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life. Cali has nice sand, oooooooo Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America. Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.
@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.
Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.
My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work. EDIT: and the 80s
My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters. There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud. One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them. I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door. My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders. I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed. If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.
as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving
I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.
If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔
The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.
It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way
It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄, Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now, Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!
Gregory Swift the pill mills were stage one of the CIAs plan to import tons of heroine once afghan poppy was secured by US forces . The death rate of the opioid crisis does not come from oxycodone it doesn’t even come from heroin it comes from fentanyl produced in China mixed with heroin witch is deadly. Almost weaponized suicide for addicts
I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020 I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.
This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up
Im Canadian and im from Alberta and i moved to Florida in high school for 2 years, liked a lot of the people i met, but boy is Florida a change its pretty crazy, i love it honestly.
Taurine x Yeah the first night I got there with my family it was night and I had no idea where we were and we pulled up to a gas station and this guys truck was riddled with bullet holes, he also had his Daughter in that same truck. Pretty funny first impressions but I loved it in the end lol.
As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow
Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.
Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.
I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.
Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.
@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.
I’ve been living in Miami most of life and i can say a lot of what he’s saying is true. It’s very hard to trust people down here but it definitely builds character and makes you more aware that not everybody is here to be your friend, i remember visiting New York City for the first time and was absolutely shocked by how nice the people were there compared to how they are here
You didn’t go to the projects for sure… if you had gone to the south Bronx or east ny Brooklyn. You’d probably have a different feeling 🤡 manhattan is a tourist zone. Comparing the 2 cities is kinda retarded ngl
Came from Midwest to Tampa Area. I agree 100 percent you grow up overnight especially if you are trying to be something. I say tho the ones with the horrible attitudes are just trapping themselves in hell. I Found god here
I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.
Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better
Its funny because other than maybe Vagas I can't think of where to find crazier fucking Americans than in Texas and Florida. lol coming from Texas ye ye
Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here. Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.
Funnily enough I lived in South (West) Florida and find this stereotype to be so far from the truth I have to mention this. You ever seen people of non Caucasian ethnicities flying a Confederate flag on a lifted f250 in a mud hole? Because I have lmao, talk about a mindfuck...
NostalgiaMan all I can say for sure is there's some mind boggling stuff you'll witness down in Collier county, particularly around in the golden gate estates.
Daytona Beach Florida was the wildest experience of my life. One weekend there and I'm pretty sure I can write a full length novel. It's always a great party story.
I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.
Love this segment so much. I live in South Florida and the ignorance and hustle down here is astounding. The people down here hate regulation even if it protects them from being ripped off.
@@derrick1981 Apparently you never lived in miami. I grew up in miami, its definately fucking cuban. Now i live in north florida and can confirm its both equally racist and ghetto.
Edp4455 west coast is not fucking quiet ion know what makes u think it’s quiet...over there is the most buildings that traffic and most criminal activity
I live in Miami .. I lived on Brickell ave from 81- 85 all during everything he's talking about and it's all true !!! I graduated highschool at C.Gables in 76' ... I couldn't ever not live here ..!! Cause it's never gotten weird enough for me !!! Love it ...
i live in florida and let me tell you the reason why people are crazy here is because the temperature fluctuates like crazy which gets to peoples heads
cheekoandtheman nah. The bailout made sense due to the fact that the mortgage industry was forced to abide by bad policies made in Washington. Banks were forced into bad loans, the bad loans went down horribly, the government bailed them out. It’s like when the government bailed out airlines after 9/11. The government shut them down. So they got a bailout. The difference was that the banks were fucked with in order to produce social equity. Not to stabilize a national security crisis.
joe fuller make no mistake. The bailouts were nothing more than a temporary reprieve for a much larger set of problems. It was a bandage on a limb that needed amputation. The bailouts were a horrible idea that might very well cost us in the long run. The next recession might be far worse. Our government hasn’t learned a goddamn thing.
@@market-climbing-stockchart3279 Generally it's not hard to get weed anywhere...but yes, Florida's marijuana laws are harsh. Possession of an ounce is a felony. Their politicians are all paid for by the pain pill manufacturers whose biggest market is Florida. This is a state where a convicted felon with no medical experience can open a legal pill Mill and dispense synthetic heroin on-site to hundreds of people a day without ever diagnosing them with anything.
My uncle in Florida had a Tiger... a freaking female Tiger. It was like a big tamed cat chillin in the back yard. One day jumped the fence and the cops shoot her down. It was a sweet animal.
I was in Bradenton when a bull got loose and was smashing through fences and clothes hanging out to dry. The cops chased it but couldn't stop it for hours. Lol
Thats so sad :'( You should go to Michael Jamison's channel on RUclips. He has two Bengal Tigers named Enzo and Diego. Very sweet animals most of the time. People just don't bother to understand Tigers. They are not man killers unless provoked or desperate. That is truly sad. I'm so sorry.
here in Orlando we have the biggest builder of ambulances. we have Lockheed Martin and a branch of Siemens. In Dunedin there is the state's oldest microbrewery also called Dunedin. Florida produces stuff.
Yeah I think he was more talking about Miami. I live here now and he is kind of right. There really isn't any manufacturing jobs here or high paying jobs in general
I was at the ground breaking for Dunedin brewery. Trail ale was the tits. Do you remember a bar named the Pharm that was the first to have them on tap.
I’ll never forget being in Miami on the 4th of July in 2014. Brazil played Columbia in the quarterfinals of the World Cup that day. Needless to say, I didn’t feel like I was in the US that day.
@@raptureready9738maybe in places where there is more of a Hispanic population. I find that more ppl watch soccer in San Diego than other places I’ve lived.
@texmex223 no sir.... Just do a little research lol. I live in Tampa. Have lived in Tampa for years. Cubans originated in Tampa.... Common misconception.
You massive RUBE lmao you really took the wrong lesson from this clip...the lack of regulation and the non yuppies is what they're referring to as CRAZY...but keep on keeping on Cleetus, watch out for dem alligators
Lived in the Coral Gables business district for a few years. 30 banks within a 5 mile radius. BANKS EVERYWHERE. Also, traffic and driving is absolutely ridiculous down there. People are fuckin crazy down there...
I live in Miami and I have not yet had a crazy incident so people to say Miami's crazy is complete utter bulshit. I think stupid s*** only happens to stupid people. Plus I keep to myself I have my own business here. I will say the weed is fuking horrible
my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.
There's nothing like Miami, from the hoods in Hialeah to liberty city and from coconut Grove and Brickell to South Beach no other place in the US even comes close
Florida. The only state where the more north you go the more southern ya get
David Bradley Oinonen
Hahahahahahahaha
Brilliant !
Northern Florida is called South Georgia
@The Muckler Geographically no, but northern Florida has the same barefoot/blackened feet, lifted trucks outfitted with the Confederate Flag of Surrender hicks as Georgia running around in Walmart.
As someone living in Miami who used to roadrun up the state to Orlando or Gainesville...true as fuck😂😂😭🤣
New York is like that too
Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life.
LetsgoPats56 people on outside laugh, but as a native Floridean, that is so dead-on true
@@omegamark9178 "Florida man flies hydra jet and fucks everything up, then steals flying bike." Sounds like a real fucking Miami headline, youre right.
LetsgoPats56 just look at Brazil if you think Miami is a realistic interpretation of GTA lol 😂
How do I like this 100x?
Living in Jax, and having visited Miami a number of times, the entire state of Florida is a pvp zone. The farther south the higher the level.
True story, the US Army used to send their surgeons to Jackson Memorial in Miami for residency because that was the best place to get experience treating gunshot wounds.
I'm surprised they didn't send them to Chicago
I believe that
Lmao
@@substitutelife1326 He said used to. Chicago was not always the most violent city, their problem is more recent.
that's neat lol
""Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give the man a bank and he can rob the world." - Abraham Lincoln, probably.
Really? I never heard honest Abe was credited for that adage. Who cares? I revisited stream this Oct. 2021. Timely and brilliant for our times! Thanx for sharing your comment. I'll franchise Abe's adage into my public jaw-boning!
Or what some three toothed inbred said in a moonshine fever dream
Miami: A sunny place, for shady people
Good quote from our Floridian schemester Roger Stone
Actually that is key west
Thats the perfect description. I got deported from Miami in the late 90s when i was caught with 2 suitcases of khat at the airport. There was a loophole in the law where somehow i wasnt arrested just deported but that loophole has been well and truly closed.
Raylan Givens
Tampa Bay for sure
Ngl, I went to Miami once and I watched these two guys fight in a parking lot at 9am while I was walking to the beach. One guy got his ass beat, got into his Jeep, and ran over the guy that beat his ass. GTA in real life
What happened to ran over guy
messed up Previous recommendation I ran down to see if I could help or do anything. The dude in the Jeep got out and sat on the curb like he knew not to try and run or something. The dude that got hit had a broken leg with a bone sticking out. I had to call the cops and they asked me a couple months later to appear in court as a witness but I’m from Indiana and I saw it on vacation. So I assume the dude has recovered his injuries, but still. Florida is wild
i saw like 4 people fighting ouside of wallgreens in miami lol
Windsor me lube parking lot out of control dont know why
The south is wild mane 😂
Everyone from Florida knows South Florida and Orlando are their own provinces. The rest of Florida is more country than most people know.
Can confirm, the bigger cities are completely different from actual Florida.
Born and raised in Orlando, live in Ft Lauderdale, and your right. 😎🌴
Been living in Orlando for about 6 years now, moved here from the Melbourne area. Orlando could definitely be considered its own province lmao
It depends we’re you are up. North if it’s country
north florida is pretty much like the town in Road house
As a Floridian who moved to NY. I miss it, Florida is different and if you're not from there you might never understand. Especially Miami😊
A lot of inmates in asylums find comfort there. To each their own. Probably better than letting them loose.
This has the same feel as kyle from south park saying "its a jersey thing"
It’s a dumpster fire here of charlatans, mentally ill and scammers
@@Martell-XOFlorida is the asylum 😅
The only reason the show “Dexter” is realistic is because it’s in Miami.
And filmed in Long Beach
But it's one of the best god damm shows fucking ever, ever!!! And good point about it happening in Miami and being realistic...
Dexter: as a spy.......
Edge of Enlightenment yeah it’s an amazing show
@@takotruk7265 except for that ending. 😒
There are probably more New Yorkers in Florida than there are in the entire NYC area.
So true. A lot of weirdos from New York go there and fit just right in
New Yorkers are ruining Florida.
philly and jersey too. its a trip
By far
Gtfoh i dont see alot of newyorkers down here. I see some here and there..... But nothing crazy.
I went to college in Miami.. Crazy good time, didn't earn a single college credit 😂
so u wasted thousands of dollars to party in miami?
Carsten Kuehn college man
Sounds about right 😂
@@carstarsarstenstesenn other people waste thousands to party in shittier places tbh
@@carstarsarstenstesenn 36 grand
I've lived in Central Florida my whole life. First time I ever went to Miami was in college. No joke, I witnessed a car full of guys get into a shootout with the cops in an intersection right in front of my car. At that moment I know it was the craziest place in this country. lol
same here, i went down there for the first time last week (drove from orlando) and it was insanity
If you think thats crazy, dont come to Chicago lol
@@williamhermann6635 Chicago is boring though
@@30h5tillimdead Depends on your idea of boring. Plenty to do in Chicago, but you're also likely to be carjacked or catch a stray bullet.
@@30h5tillimdead Free ice tho in Chicago. More ways than one.
I've been born and raised in Florida I'm 33 and feel 66 its insane
Ugh, same... ppl are making this a real shit hole
Ahaha God bless, friend. Fight the good fight and keep those good Florida stories coming for the rest of us.
Send me cocaine
Mike Hawk 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
You never lied. I swear I've done so much crazy shit here it's unbelievable..
Florida is crazy, recently back form Miami, it was a blast but you have to watch out for alligators, hurricanes, gang bangers, and soccer moms in Bentlys
I'd still take my chances there than California!
@@shaneomac7566 I live here in Florida near Orlando and it's not as bad as people say, def not as bad as California
What the fuck are you talking about. Like in every place when you a tourist you don't get to see the real crazy unless you live here. There's no alligators in Miami, Hurricanes are only in season and really barely ever cause significant damage in the miami area, gangbangers?? thats broward. Soccer moms in Bentleys is accurate. Miami is pretty chill otherwise.
@@bafehd2336 Thats why its a joke lol. I lived in West Palm for awhile and commuted to Miami a good bit. I Love it down there. Probably moving to Lauderdale soon
@@shaneomac7566 Definitely, despite Floridas craziness, I love it
Florida is the strangest place I've ever visited. I was vacationing in Miami where the rich and famous live like Versace, just a few miles south you'd be in the swamps with people like Bobby Bushay.
South Florida is bizarre. The wealthy and poor/middle class live in such close proximity to each other.
I'm watching waterboy as we speak lmfao
@@pw4331 watching youtube while watching waterboy? Bobby mama say, you the devil
100% true. In Palm Beach, where the comedy club is, you're hanging out with ritzy upper class people and paying valet just to go shopping, and literally a few blocks over is one of the most dangerous parts of town.
Never mistake wealth and fame for real importance or meaning.
I seriously doubt the fact Bill Gates is a billionaire soo many times over has ever made anyone sleep better or get laid.
But I guarantee a Bobby Boucher type dude will sit down can chill with you, grill, and help talk shit to a woman and get you laid.
Ain't no way rich and famous ppl make anyone's life better by living in a certain area so that's bs.
LA is one of the most expensive places on Earth to live and if the place isnt shaking apart, ppl are dying of strange diseases or cancer from all the cosmetics and sun.
Between the transgenders, transsexuals, bisexuals, and weird shit going on in Cali I beg to differ that workin your life away and drinking yourself to sleep while playing the depression game on social media meanwhile ppl are altering their sex organs down the road..
Yeah fuck Cali and all the rich and famous wanting that life.
Cali has nice sand, oooooooo
Cali has nice Shark water oooooooo
I'm not 8 or 88, living on the beach doesn't have all the appeal ppl give it and especially if it's in the asscrack of America.
Cali is probably about to earthquake itself into the ocean with all these freaks and along with the rich and famous too. Shove that "theres soo many ppl mixed in" Oh my gosh I'm 15 and haven't lived to see anything, mentality, up your sheltered pretentious, living life through the internet, ass.
grew up in miami and lived there for 20 years, it was pretty chill... after I buried all my enemies
Did you just admit to murder on a joe rogan video
@@V1ktorvaugn dammit...i did it again...whats your address?
Leave no witness lol
Stop lumping in Miami with the rest of Florida. Miami is its own country.
It really is.
Crazy Drew aka north cuba
Florida is its own country too tho
@@anonymousperson7889 the rest of the WORLD literally makes Florida Man jokes..... That should tell you something
@@nicholasb.2293 most of the world has never been to Florida, so what's your point? Is it they are just lemmings? Warm weather, beautiful people, best beaches, clear water, coral reefs, amazing cities, I have made my case. If you don't like paradise, that's on you. I'm glad you aren't here.🤣🤣 Summer doesn't start in June here, its always summer in Florida. Shorts and flip-flops, relaxing drink and peace and happiness. Things you could never imagine are true here.
Native Floridian here... It is hard to leave even though it's fucking insane
Whats the weirdest situation you've come across in your experience?
Floridian for the last 16 years!!! It is nuts!!!
I live in Florida as well. Love it here
KGODSMACKC a guy in my highschool dumped dog piss on a guy in English
Im never leaving
"Its basically a town of assholes."
Living here my entire life, this sums up Miami so perfectly.
@To La Nope. Chuck Berry memorial was beautiful.
Just Melvin I was driving for Uber last weekend on the beach, 2 New York girls get in ”so are you from Miami” I said nope moved here for the winter from Massachusetts, they asked what I thought of the people. I said vein and fake and they literally ROARED TO LIFE with how much they hate the people lmao. Sums up a lot of visitors. While I’m glad I got to spend the winter in Miami, away from the cold in Massachusetts, I’m happy to be leaving. This is a destination, not a home. The people who can make it a home are either from here and have family, or just have too much money to know what to do with.
And most of Florida
Living here my whole life too.. town of assholes is about right
Fort Myers is RETARD city
“Florida is great b/c it’s close to America”.
True.
MKN that is a very old saying
He said Miami, not Florida. Miami is basically a Spanish country
The rest of Florida at isn’t Miami Dade, is good ol boys and girls.
The United States is great because it’s close to America
MKN Joe ‘ ruclips.net/video/p9vBgvbkqGg/видео.html ‘ Rogan
LA invented road rage, Miami perfected it.
Edit: I did not expect so many people to argue about which of their cities has more shitty drivers lmao.
Invented it?? Have you ever been to Boston?
@South Philly Mafia Tours someone is fucking mad lol
Have you people ever been outside of America?
Have you people ever been outside of America?
Russia invented and perfected road rage just look up Russia dash cam and you’ll see
South FL is crazy, the rest of florida is just weird
FACTS💯
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits how was warlando? As my friends up their like to call it
@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits Miami is beautiful tho, just certain parts like South Beach or wynwood area
DADE COUNTY
Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits I been living here for 4 years and absolutely love it idk what you talking about
Are we going to ignore the fact this guy is hilarious.
North Florida is Deep South
Miami is Latin America/Caribbean
with rich white people sprinkled around and drugs with corrupt cops behind😂😂
Tampa is a mixture of both.
Truth. There's nothing "southern" about south florida.
Northern cuba
@@Nate-ez1xh He also typed other words, about Miami, indicating that its separate from the South. And I agreed.
Yeah here in Nebraska its not okay to tip in blow...
You gotta use Meth
Dawson Houser 🤣🤣
That’s council bluffs
1 more reason to not move to Nebraska
I was gonna say that about missouri
I thought Nebraskans' tip was 'plant your corn early'.
Florida, where 1/2 gram of coke is the standard tip.
My carpenter buddy did some work in Florida and he told me one client asked him if he wanted to be paid in coke or cash. Keep in mind this was 10s of 1000s of dollars of work.
EDIT: and the 80s
best way to tip
I used to deliver pizzas here in college and I was tipped in coke quite a bit
@@HarryBalzak what a lie!!!! lol Funny story tho...
@@AfricaGeo Could be a lie. I wasn't there.
My family came to Miami in 1919. In the 1980s I was working for a pharmaceutical company that got bought out by Baxter. Baxter was headquartered in Chicago. The company I worked for had three plants in Dade County and employed around 2000 people. Baxter decided that moving their headquarters to Miami would be a good idea. Several other top executives flew to Miami and upon leaving the airport and while on interstate I-95 they had some people that try to stop their car and rob and hijack them. A few months later some other executives flew to Miami from Chicago to scout out the area for the new headquarters and once again people try to rob them. In public. In broad daylight. Baxter decided Miami was not the best place to have their world headquarters.
There is a professor named Borjas at Harvard University who has made his entire life's work the study of labor and immigration. He concluded that immigration was a racket and that the only economic benefit if any was captured by the people who hire immigrants and the immigrants themselves. Another university professor with similar credentials refuted the claims of Prof. Borjas by providing an example of Miami during the 1980s and 1990s. He said the economy in Miami was fantastic at that time. And it was full of immigrants so that proved immigration was an economic benefit. This is hysterically funny. During the 1980s and 1990s there was a waterfall of cocaine coming in to Miami totaling billions and billions of dollars. In the 1980s and early 1990s the economy of Miami was cocaine. Cocaine and fraud.
One of my favorite stories of Miami was one told by Dave Barry. He talked about someone going to the Miami airport and waiting outside in the car in front of the terminal. In front of the car there were several other cars. In two of the cars people get out and begin shooting each other. Then a person in a third car completely unrelated to the people in the other two cars gets out of his car and begin shooting at both of them.
I remember one night driving home from work and I got off the expressway and went downtown. The streets are narrow. In front of me appeared a police car. The police car stopped at another police car came up behind me. We were in front of the hotel. Both of the police officers got out of the car went around to the passenger side pulled out the revolvers and brace themselves over the hood of the cars pointing their pistols at the entrance of the hotel that I was directly in front of. Apparently, a serial killer had been located in the hotel and they were making sure the killer didn't leave through the front door.
My brother once went to visit the neighborhood we grew up in. The house we used to live in was abandoned. He stopped his old car in front of the building and got out and began looking at it during the middle of the day. He said that he thought someone was behind him and he turned around and there was this large black man holding a large rock over his head getting ready to smash it down onto my brother. I found out later that the black supremacist cult Yahweh Ben Yahweh had made one of their headquarters the Saxon motel which was two blocks away. This cult was responsible for killing many people in Miami. They were told if they killed white people they would advance farther in the cult. The city of Miami was busy giving the cult large sums of money for being social activist during the day while at the night they were out murdering people. Not all of the members just a high-ranking leaders.
I still love Miami. I still remember when there were hardly any people down here. Everyone that moves to Miami thinks that the history of the place started when they arrived. There has been crazy stuff going on from the very beginning. The biggest problem with the people in Miami and in Florida are the people that never accept it as their home and are always going to go back to where they came from or always compare it to someplace else and never get involved in making the place better. Very few people are involved in the community and almost none of them are committed.
If the insurance companies keep raising the rates on property it's going to be interesting to see what happens to all the people living here in the future.
That was entertaining as hell to read. Wow.
You could do storytelling on a podcast specifically centered around Miami stories!
as a 24 year old home grown floridan reading comments like "Miami could best be described as an online GTA server that’s come to life" really makes me think i should consider moving
I did. Best decision ever. Jacksonville born and raised, then Miami for 6 years. I went from basically South Georgia racism to the wild fucking west. I’m enjoying PA very much 😂 I do love home though, not gonna lie.
If i could gth out of here i def would...on disability from a real bad motorcycle accident...in a coma way too long...had to relearn EVERYTHING...TOO MUCH PAIN MEDICATION...NOW IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT FROM SIDE EFFECTS...💔
@@janayh2817 cringe.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
maybe there's somewhere else in Florida right for you dude
I’ve lived in Tampa almost all my life. We take pride in our “Florida woman/man” stories
@South Philly Mafia Tours what?!
South Philly Mafia Tours my man I left philly for Tampa and I can tell you that is not true. Not. At. All.
Palm Harbor here. We are city neighbors lmao
@@gregoryking4796 I'm from Jersey lived in Florida I think we equal .. the difference is pretty girls move to Florida they are born in Jersey /nyc
813
Jamie has been waiting forever to use that thumbnail
Facts
lol
Ahahahahahaab bucks bunny cutting off florida lmao
@@kemicbi
Is vcpr like the radio station? Damn I'd tune into that, if only we had a chilled out bill and Ted Floridian tin foil hat infowars.
@@kemicbi
I don't know what it is, but if they said crazy shit like that, 10 bucks says I'd listen to it.
The movie Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg & The Rock is also just freaking crazy and of course it's based on a true story that took place in Florida. When I first saw it I had no idea it was actually based on a true story and when I found out that it was, it absolutely blew my mind. It's so messed up. I had to go back and watch it again. I love the movie! Not at all surprised that it took place in Florida. I've been there only once in my adult life and have never had the desire to go back. People were incredibly rude and everywhere we went it seemed like there was some crazy situation going on between locals.
I lived here for more than 15 years and it’s still like this with people
Welcome to my city bitches
I feel like I live in the “good part” of FL and it’s not for me
I have never regretted buying a movie ticket more than to that movie
Try Scarface!
I thought shooing away alligators was normal as a kid xD
Haha so true. Love the nature in fl
Lmao
Wait.....
It's not?
@@tjack321 there were 24 Gators next to me on a freshwater beach next to me while fishing
@@mongo3438 funny you say that that's exact what I do, I catch them "accidentally"
I've lived in Florida most of my life. Everything this guy says is absolutely true. Florida is the wild West.
swamp version of wild west
It’s not really though. I’m a native and there’s nothing Wild West about it. Big cities have drugs, crime and poverty. Go to New Jersey if you wanna see a real shithole. Also, Miami is not representative of the entire state of Florida. Most people here moved here from somewhere else. I’ve been to damn near every county in this state and it varies greatly. South Florida is a huge metropolitan area and all the shit that comes with it is there. Orlando and Tampa are fairly large. Jacksonville is the smallest of the larger areas. Every single town and city outside those areas are completely different. Northern florida is the Deep South. South Florida is full of New Yorkers and Caribbean people for the most part. The pill mills have been shut down too by the way
It’s too crazy out of control being treated like a movie
It’s kinda like a real life repeat of Scarface🙄🙄,
Thank goodness I’m leaving Florida soon, it’s such a joke now,
Can’t stand the weather and it’s so F***in’ crowded!!!
I live in south florida and I can confirm all of everything that is being said
I live in Chicago, & yuz sound like a bunch'a jagoffs!
@@fobbitoperator3620 OK Chicago if we're jagoffs then you guys are for sure nuts
@@slattermerslab5535 Yeah, that a fair point...
Being from Florida this is my favorite Joe Rogan show. You need to get Billy back on a new show
Welcome to Florida, where we get to experience 2 seasons.. Summer, and HOT SUMMER
3 seasons................... Hurricane...........Football..............Hockey.
And rain when the sun is still out😂
Nah we get a week of 50s
Sounds like South America
Don’t forget 5 days of 65 degree weather in January then hot as fuck again season.
As a South Florida resident, I can concur everything described by Corben is 100% accurate.
You talk about Florida being so connected to cocaine. The pill mills were ten times worse as a collective experience.
Yeah the whole cocaine thing is dated. Sure still coke goes through there, but not like back in the day.
For real Cokes around but it's been dead, FLA is the oxycontin/opium pill highway
Yea I think cocaine is more of just an LA Western Europe type drug now
Gregory Swift the pill mills were stage one of the CIAs plan to import tons of heroine once afghan poppy was secured by US forces . The death rate of the opioid crisis does not come from oxycodone it doesn’t even come from heroin it comes from fentanyl produced in China mixed with heroin witch is deadly. Almost weaponized suicide for addicts
illegal cocaine has always been popular in the Netherlands yeah but xtc still nr1
I lived and traveled all over central and south Florida from mid1999-2020
I witnessed and/or participated in every thing this podcast mentioned and PLENTY MORE. THIS MAN IS SPOT ON. I usually don't tell stories. Most people would not believe them. Some I will take to the grave, because "we made a deal". Real talk.
I love how this guy just throws all kinds of stats and Joe just says “wow”, instead of “hold on, Jamie google that shit”.
Lol that's everyone's answer, Google it
This mother fucker ain't lying about alot of it and I lived it and he is a well respected bringer of truth he doesnt need to lie the truth is that fucked up
You from Florida?
Joe Rogan doesn't argue with his guests. That's why people go on his podcast.
He doe fact check usually, but in this case all the Floridian crap sounds so right to him he didn't need to lol
Im Canadian and im from Alberta and i moved to Florida in high school for 2 years, liked a lot of the people i met, but boy is Florida a change its pretty crazy, i love it honestly.
Nowel Bobke That’s an insane change of scenery compared to Alberta
Taurine x Yeah the first night I got there with my family it was night and I had no idea where we were and we pulled up to a gas station and this guys truck was riddled with bullet holes, he also had his Daughter in that same truck. Pretty funny first impressions but I loved it in the end lol.
Same..Embry Riddle Univ
All good...should have stayed
Daytona
Hope u r doing well
Bless u !
Lived in Miami my whole life. Kids be putting coke in salt shakers like it's a joke lmao.
Guy Ferz Remember when some classmates were trying to drink their friends blood
Brr Vi yea but that was in central Florida
@@brrvi921 lmao I relate to all of you guys, thank you for sharing 😭😹🥴
What area was this?
Legit nobody does this
As a Brit my family often wonder why I’m always so invested in current event and politics in the US and Billy put it perfectly he just said it in regards to Miami but just as Miami today is the America of tomorrow. The America of today is the UK (and the whole western world for that matter) of tomorrow
nah stop who gives a fuck about the UK
Sadly
Florida Gun laws in the United Kingdom? Wow, I bet Piers Morgan would Love That. So would I. The thing is that if you tried to take the guns away here in Florida, there would be.... a Lexington Moment. The Sheriffs and their Deputies would side with the people and give a Middle Finger to that stuff. Watch what happens in Illinois. Bet nobody tries to Confiscate Weapons. Why? 1. The Second Amendment absolutely prohibits that. 2. They Better Not. This Ain't Australia.
literally ! Thats me af - i pay attention to US politics more than UK cos our gov just follows whatever US does.
Joe “the whole thing is so strange” Rogan
you people need to stop doing this its so lame
@@brn3k812 BRN "stop doing this!" 3K
@@brn3k812 BRN "You People" 3K
BRN 3K BRN “it’s so lame” 3K
Hulk Hogan alright, hulkamaniac, maybe that’s a little too far.
You can't just say miami. It's South FL...the Tri county....Dade, Broward and Palm Beach
are those close to miami by any chance?
Uhh.. yes you can.. Miami Dade (mainly Aventura to Kendall, Doral to Miami Beach) is a whole different vibe to Broward and west Palm.. though to be fair, they're all insane.
@@-.-4595 yes they are all close to each other, there's this thing called a map and the south Florida part will show you this.😎👀
@@zarc0n I apologize for my lame joke😂
@@davidherbella7165 very different vibe in Broward compared to PBC n yes both crazy or just insane depending where you go.
Maybe they just haven't done any DMT in Florida yet. Jamie pull up affects of DMT on societies
Only place ive done it. Ayahuasca ceremonies everywhere. Legal ayahuasca churches
Plenty of dmt here. Also badass ayahuasca retreat chrches.
*exhales into microphone*
😂
We've had dmt since the early 90's.
Born and raised in South FL, and the best years of my life were spent in the U.S. Army, getting yelled at, and doing push-ups all day.
Remarkable he is talking about Miami, Florida for 20 minutes and never uses the word Tourism.
Nice Catch
He sounds a bit clueless.
I drive/work in Miami everyday. Worst drivers EVER!If you’re sitting at a red light, the second the light turns green SOMEONE is going to honk their horn.
Lmao so true! the same people honking at you from behind are the same idiots you get stuck behind who are staring at Facebook on their phones not paying attention while the turn signal goes red so they have to drive like maniacs and honk at everyone to get out of their way because they are going to be late and of course that's your fault.
I live in the DC area so I'm used to that shit! I'd take my chances down there anyday than stay in DC.
Miami drivers da boof 😂
@@andresvalentin6924 They dont understand The Mess. Miami is bad but Anywhere in DC can turn into a parkinglot at anytime, with no rhyme or reason. Ive lived in both places, but Miami is predictable, and you can park...sometimes. DC i just took the metro and prayed.
Why are you still sitting at a green light? You have One job...Drive.
I remember listening to Billy when I used to listen to the Paul and Young Ron Show everyday many years ago.
I’ve been living in Miami most of life and i can say a lot of what he’s saying is true. It’s very hard to trust people down here but it definitely builds character and makes you more aware that not everybody is here to be your friend, i remember visiting New York City for the first time and was absolutely shocked by how nice the people were there compared to how they are here
factually bro I remember going to Cali and was surprised by how nice everyone was store people greeting and shit it's crazy lol
As a Midwesterner, that sounds insane.
Living in Florida teaches you to grow up overnight due to the extremes
You didn’t go to the projects for sure… if you had gone to the south Bronx or east ny Brooklyn. You’d probably have a different feeling 🤡 manhattan is a tourist zone. Comparing the 2 cities is kinda retarded ngl
Came from Midwest to Tampa Area. I agree 100 percent you grow up overnight especially if you are trying to be something. I say tho the ones with the horrible attitudes are just trapping themselves in hell. I Found god here
I clicked here because I saw a picture of Bugs Bunny.
As did I
same
And proceeded to hear 1 of the funniest and surprisingly funny bits that I heard.
Scott Wyatt real shit
‘Be vawy, vawy quiet....Its wabbit hunting season’
Florida is crazy because its a melting pot. Perhaps thee most diverse state in the union. You get lots of strange things down here
Facts you got Hispanics blacks and whites n more n hella Cubans n so flo
Its diverse and a shithole, how surprising.
I’m a European, and on our first day holidaying in Florida apart of the damn mall we were going to was cutoff by yellow tape cause someone was murdered.
Only the strongest may survive down here
“The greatest thing about Miami is that is so close to the United States!”
Another guy redid the comment much much better”The greatest thing about Florida is that it’s so close to the United States” I like that one 1000 times better
Joe Rogan says absolutely nothing:
Billy Corben: We call that "Miami Silence".
As a native Texan, I love my Florida brethren.
And I love you too my Texan Brethren.
The white beaches of Pensacola are always open for you Texan’s
And Florida loves Texas!
Hell yea Florida was a dope visit !
Its funny because other than maybe Vagas I can't think of where to find crazier fucking Americans than in Texas and Florida. lol coming from Texas ye ye
Been living in Florida since 2010 and I can say I have accumulated trauma, and a lot of fucked up stories living here.
Florida definitely is different from where I came from before living here.
It’s shady af
I moved to Florida and I can't get enough of Florida Man. He's everywhere here. Everywhere
@Jordan Schlansky Yes well aware but it's not just that. This place is legit nuts. Wildest state I've ever lived in. A fuckin circus
Lmao
When I think Miami as an Brit all that comes to my mind is Tommy Vercetti.
Nah for me is Tony Montana
Miami Vice
I live in Pensacola, making me the most southern Floridian you can have.
Funny I have a friend from Miami who went to school in Pensacola and that's exactly what she said
@Ryan Wilson there's a joke about Florida that says the more north you go the more Southern it gets culturally
Funnily enough I lived in South (West) Florida and find this stereotype to be so far from the truth I have to mention this. You ever seen people of non Caucasian ethnicities flying a Confederate flag on a lifted f250 in a mud hole? Because I have lmao, talk about a mindfuck...
NostalgiaMan all I can say for sure is there's some mind boggling stuff you'll witness down in Collier county, particularly around in the golden gate estates.
Flip any cow patties down there?
As a tattoo artist in Canada I can confirm that tipping with cocaine is a regular occurrence lol
Anyone else read this as Billy Corgan?
Shape shifters
Billy Conforto
I was waiting for 2 baldies to start talking instead I got a magic the gathering player
me
guilty. then I saw him and I thought "he's put on weight"
This guy has an awesome radio voice
This is an ABSOLUTELY TIMELESS clip. I just went back and watched the full episode on Spotify and it's fantastic. Future classic 100% 🍁🍁🍁🛶🛶🛶
Uhh in Illinois I'm pretty sure like 3 of our last 4 governors have gone to prison lol
Shhh, they call that the Illinois 'retirement package".
If only that happened in florida. Rick Scoot has been runnign the state since i was in High School. Almost 20 years ago.
@@trippsmclovin did you know Rick Scott was born in Bloomington?
I can confirm this.
At least they faced some consequences. Jeb Bush stole a Presidential election for his brother and just got away with it.
Daytona Beach Florida was the wildest experience of my life. One weekend there and I'm pretty sure I can write a full length novel. It's always a great party story.
I was a Cable guy for almost 6 years, got tipped doobies many times but never blow.
Maybe you didn't do a good job? :-))
Bet you saw a lot of naked wives.
@@randolphespinosajr7810 you watch too much movies. I was a yacht cleaner and diver in the keys. Seen a few bakinis but no naked wives
Good to know.
I think imma start working cable now😂
My dive instructor, Jim Abernathy, left his wife for a dolphin. He's from Florida.
😂😂😂😂
God bless
I believe it
🤣🤣
Abernathy, as in the former AMC executive Abernathy? What a small world!
I’m from Miami, and I could confirm everything he said. Lol
You could? Why can't you anymore?
Snaffle Lololol
Why would I trust you? You're probably indictable on Medicaid fraud!
Yea...im from miami too. And unfortunately it is true.
@@Snaffle no he meant he could confirm, if you would ask him
I also think a small part could be the climate. You have to be somewhat organized in Michigan or you will freeze to death in winter. Like if you are completely whacked out of your mind, stripping you clothes off, running around naked or in just tshirt and shorts, you will freeze to death in Michigan. I've met homeless people and also young people who like to party and don't want to work, some of them would come to Michigan during the summer, but say they were going back south to Florida or southern California during the Winter. In Michigan to be homeless in the winter you need some basic supplies like a tent, sleeping bag, blankets, warm clothes. That's minimum. If you get high and lose these things, you are fucked. In Florida you can survive with almost nothing. They don't want to go to states like Arizona, Texas, or Mississippi. So they go to southern California and Florida. They can get high, party, be completely irresponsible, and still be okay. Not freeze to death in winter. Sleep under a bridge, on the beach, in an abandoned house. People sleep in abandoned houses in Michigan, but in winter you can still freeze to death if you don't have enough blankets, sleeping bags, clothes, or a heater. Plus you have to keep all this clean and dry or it won't keep you warm.
Brilliant 😂 5-7 months of winter will really bring out that survival instinct
Never thought I would hear “Hialeah “ in a joe rogan pod cast lol !!
Oye acere pasame una coladitaaa
I am waiting for the sjws to figure out there is a town in florida named fat bitch.
Vagabond Wastrel bravo. Hard LOL from that.
It isn't even a joke. That is what makes it great.
HELL NAH lol
Love this segment so much. I live in South Florida and the ignorance and hustle down here is astounding. The people down here hate regulation even if it protects them from being ripped off.
Or poisoned
Everyone must have a secret (or not so secret) love of being bent over a barrel.
North Florida: Racist
Central Florida: Both racist and fun
West coast of Florida: Quiet
South Florida: If Cuba and Haiti has a baby it’s south Florida
I’d say South FL would be NYC and Cuba’s baby as opposed to Haiti.
@@thedukeofchutney468 Edp4455 is spot on. Apparently you've never lived here.
@@derrick1981 Apparently you never lived in miami. I grew up in miami, its definately fucking cuban. Now i live in north florida and can confirm its both equally racist and ghetto.
@@Nine7Media What are you talking about I live in Miami lakes and its a lot of both cubans and Haitians. that's what he is saying.
Edp4455 west coast is not fucking quiet ion know what makes u think it’s quiet...over there is the most buildings that traffic and most criminal activity
Listening to this man swallow his spit is probably one of the hardest things I've had to listen through.
I live in Miami .. I lived on Brickell ave from 81- 85 all during everything he's talking about and it's all true !!! I graduated highschool at C.Gables in 76' ... I couldn't ever not live here ..!! Cause it's never gotten weird enough for me !!! Love it ...
i live in florida and let me tell you the reason why people are crazy here is because the temperature fluctuates like crazy which gets to peoples heads
Fluctuates? The temp is like 80-90 most of the time, winter is like 1 week long.
The bail out was the probably the greatest financial crime in history ! We need to build a wall around Wall street , not Mexico
cheekoandtheman nah. The bailout made sense due to the fact that the mortgage industry was forced to abide by bad policies made in Washington.
Banks were forced into bad loans, the bad loans went down horribly, the government bailed them out.
It’s like when the government bailed out airlines after 9/11. The government shut them down. So they got a bailout.
The difference was that the banks were fucked with in order to produce social equity. Not to stabilize a national security crisis.
@@jarhead21100 that is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. You clearly have no idea about the causes of the crash. Read a book sometime
You really think the shits in DC are going to destroy the sugar daddy. That is exactly what Wall Street is.
Read "End the Fed" by Ron Paul if you really want to understand money, debt, and why the big bank bailouts were a bad thing
joe fuller make no mistake. The bailouts were nothing more than a temporary reprieve for a much larger set of problems. It was a bandage on a limb that needed amputation.
The bailouts were a horrible idea that might very well cost us in the long run. The next recession might be far worse. Our government hasn’t learned a goddamn thing.
Being from Florida and reading these comments is gold.
The thing about Miami is that all of Florida is Miami...in one way or another
Not surprised that Jorge Masvidal is from Miami, Florida.
He's not.
@@FreeIreland He was just part of the local fight scene there. Several UFC Fighters have come out of that back yard fight scene.
Masvidal is from Miami
he's not just fought with kimbo and whatnot
@@FreeIreland but he is though
I live in Orlando. I cringe every time my job has me venture down to the Miami Ft. Lauderdale area. It's like another friggin planet.
Take weed on your journey...makes the ride better ..its on how you look at life ..
*Looks at your picture* yea I can see you saying that
I hate Orlando.
@@fernandoguzman4202 as a Californian I always feel like the weed laws in Florida are crazy harsh, so it's not a big deal there to get decent weed?
@@market-climbing-stockchart3279 Generally it's not hard to get weed anywhere...but yes, Florida's marijuana laws are harsh. Possession of an ounce is a felony. Their politicians are all paid for by the pain pill manufacturers whose biggest market is Florida. This is a state where a convicted felon with no medical experience can open a legal pill Mill and dispense synthetic heroin on-site to hundreds of people a day without ever diagnosing them with anything.
“The Florida of today is the America of tomorrow “
He said the Miami of today, and it couldnt be any more true the rest of florida is catching up with Miami too
Maco Pempen
Or Israel?
Then we’re fucked
Fuck Spain, give it back to the Seminoles.
Angel Cruz that's scary
I love being Floridian. It's never a boring place, that's for sure.
My uncle in Florida had a Tiger... a freaking female Tiger. It was like a big tamed cat chillin in the back yard. One day jumped the fence and the cops shoot her down. It was a sweet animal.
🥲 poor baby. This made me sad.
I was in Bradenton when a bull got loose and was smashing through fences and clothes hanging out to dry. The cops chased it but couldn't stop it for hours. Lol
Sad
Thats so sad :'( You should go to Michael Jamison's channel on RUclips. He has two Bengal Tigers named Enzo and Diego. Very sweet animals most of the time. People just don't bother to understand Tigers. They are not man killers unless provoked or desperate. That is truly sad. I'm so sorry.
@@johnferris9526 Tigers don’t live in America, in someone else backyard man. They are not pets.
here in Orlando we have the biggest builder of ambulances. we have Lockheed Martin and a branch of Siemens. In Dunedin there is the state's oldest microbrewery also called Dunedin. Florida produces stuff.
Yeah I think he was more talking about Miami. I live here now and he is kind of right. There really isn't any manufacturing jobs here or high paying jobs in general
Florida's #1 export is the Florida Man
Yuengling is in tampa. Boston whaler, and sea ray build boats here.
I was at the ground breaking for Dunedin brewery. Trail ale was the tits. Do you remember a bar named the Pharm that was the first to have them on tap.
Exactly. I live in Brevard and we have NASA and defense contractors everywhere here. Not to mention Spring Breakers and tourists
I’ll never forget being in Miami on the 4th of July in 2014. Brazil played Columbia in the quarterfinals of the World Cup that day. Needless to say, I didn’t feel like I was in the US that day.
Colombia
LOOOOOOOL I BET
Nobody watches soccer in america
@@raptureready9738maybe in places where there is more of a Hispanic population. I find that more ppl watch soccer in San Diego than other places I’ve lived.
The “walking between the raindrops” line is fucking gold
Yea that one got me too
Miami: got to love the Cuban sandwiches. Damn good stuff.
If your on vacation, that food was not enough to keep me down there, no wonder family members that lived down there were miserable
I love Paninis !
Matt Horkan nah nah nah nah must have been invented by a white guy on meth to put pepperoni on a Cuban sandwich
The Cuban Sandwich was founded in Tampa.
@texmex223 no sir.... Just do a little research lol. I live in Tampa. Have lived in Tampa for years. Cubans originated in Tampa.... Common misconception.
any non-Floridian who plays the "florida man" game is appropriating my culture. ijs
best game ever was germany or florida.
@Raw 730 welfare checks I'm sure.. 😯
Fuck yeah bro fuck those people gimme back my culture
What’s the “Florida Man” game?
@@tonybacigalupi9178 A social media trend where you type "Florida Man then your birthday" to see what the florida did man did on your birth day lmfao
Florida native 37 years, northeasterners RUINED this place. Too many yuppies and regulations now.
Fucking real
@fillmorenyc1 He said he's a Florida native, and you called him a hillbilly. Hill are few and far between in FL.
fillmorenyc1 there are no hills in Florida
fillmorenyc1 20th Group is there.
You massive RUBE lmao you really took the wrong lesson from this clip...the lack of regulation and the non yuppies is what they're referring to as CRAZY...but keep on keeping on Cleetus, watch out for dem alligators
Wow here in 2023 now spot on
Billy "I'm a native Floridian, and a lifelong Miamian" Corben
I’m a Mexican living In Florida most of my life,love it
Miami is a place of eternal hustling. I'm so glad my parents got out of there while they could. This guy gets it.
Luis Garcia-Chow what goes on there that’s so bad ? Just curious
Florida is not only it’s own country, but it’s own planet…I’ve had many great experiences there thankfully…
Lived in the Coral Gables business district for a few years. 30 banks within a 5 mile radius. BANKS EVERYWHERE. Also, traffic and driving is absolutely ridiculous down there. People are fuckin crazy down there...
I currently live in Key Biscayne and you can't even go 3 blocks without seeing a bank.
I live in Panama City, PA. It's the same here. Lots of banks and shady people.
OSRS Top Panama City Pennsylvania? 😂😂😂🤡 I was there in like 06 for a vacation lol but on the real is the whole state crazy or just south Florida?
I live in Miami and I have not yet had a crazy incident so people to say Miami's crazy is complete utter bulshit. I think stupid s*** only happens to stupid people. Plus I keep to myself I have my own business here. I will say the weed is fuking horrible
Come to Goulds 😂
You ain’t a true Miamian unless you know what Hialeah is
Elier Ortiz a shithole
cool ur from miami, shitty ass place but yah enjoy ur shitty hialeah
AGUA, FANGO Y FACTORIA
Sindicate Six 2:49
Max Gibson 3:17
These guy's are talking about how crazy Florida is from South Cal. Look in your backyard, Joe.
Right...drive over to South Central....its 5 miles down the street
Miami is fun
LA is just embarrassing and disgusting.
Still remember when the Vatos shot the Riverside County Sheriff heli down. Well, it emergency landed but hahahaha. That was Casa Blanca in Riverside.
unitedgangs.com/casa-blanca-rivas/
james kelley Right! I just got back from San Fransisco and LA . Florida has nothing on that craziness!
my father bought a house a house in the mid 80s in that area. the guy needed a cash sale ,left the country with his family and left everything he owed behind. the house had an electric gate that opened sideways, surrounded by jungle with a canal in the back with a boat.a Cadillac in the driveway and a large cement slab with chain link fence and a huge doghouse. the lights switch cover in the kitchen was a rottweiler so i assume that was beast in question. mirror sided pool table, and hilarious prints throughout the house.naked ladies and parrots. leather gucci baby pants.a weight room.so many other awesome 80s Miami shit.we just took over this Miami vice pad and did normal family stuff all surrounded by this strange circumstance and decor.it wasn't ever a topic of discussion. thats how normalized that lifestyle was back then.i remember more than once seeing as a child, a grown man running, getting tackled and then wailing cries as he was handcuffed in the Miami airport. people were not phased by it at all. top less diners, top less check cashing, and top less car washes were popular. the Cadillac was traded in for a white 87 5.0 5 speed convertible mustang. we went to lion country safari. i swear i saw a zebra sell coke to a giraffe.
😂 And you probably did,lol!🤣
There's nothing like Miami, from the hoods in Hialeah to liberty city and from coconut Grove and Brickell to South Beach no other place in the US even comes close
that's a fact bro miami really is a hell of a place to live