Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up.
    Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.

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  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 5 лет назад +4057

    Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts

  • @cameronmacdonald5768
    @cameronmacdonald5768 5 лет назад +6915

    Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan

    • @AM-kr1pc
      @AM-kr1pc 5 лет назад +280

      Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(

    • @zanderkrantz4780
      @zanderkrantz4780 5 лет назад +147

      I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.

    • @Monsterwoah
      @Monsterwoah 5 лет назад +54

      I was laughing

    • @jamesking2439
      @jamesking2439 5 лет назад +43

      @@Monsterwoah Hence the name.

    • @bighecrc4life922
      @bighecrc4life922 5 лет назад +80

      That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios 7 лет назад +4394

    "You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep

    • @ninjashit.415
      @ninjashit.415 7 лет назад +136

      Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax

    • @ferndog681
      @ferndog681 7 лет назад +146

      When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl

    • @CodysFavorites
      @CodysFavorites 7 лет назад +96

      Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol

    • @mrg2176
      @mrg2176 6 лет назад +7

      MyNamesCody 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @alrxallen3551
      @alrxallen3551 6 лет назад +4

      MyNamesCody lmfao

  • @paperplate228
    @paperplate228 5 лет назад +4681

    “My FIRST domestic abuse charge”

    • @Poopmyjorts
      @Poopmyjorts 5 лет назад +119

      4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after

    • @Matt70
      @Matt70 5 лет назад +16

      4:38

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 5 лет назад +72

      Probably a joke.. hopefully lol

    • @captainredclaw5864
      @captainredclaw5864 5 лет назад +27

      I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 5 лет назад +4

      @@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!

  • @Vberar
    @Vberar 5 лет назад +1797

    my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..

  • @rolln8ths
    @rolln8ths 6 лет назад +875

    “Tell me about her childhood” lmfao

  • @MrJacksonspencer
    @MrJacksonspencer 6 лет назад +474

    “Big plump Italian, that was my type”

  • @mcgamer120games7
    @mcgamer120games7 4 года назад +680

    Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me
    Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha

    • @reptilian132
      @reptilian132 3 года назад

      same not that i did that but the looling

  • @TJDOW
    @TJDOW 5 лет назад +3670

    "Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen*
    Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.

    • @ruchban
      @ruchban 5 лет назад +2

      Moping Korea also l

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 4 года назад +46

      That's actually really funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 4 года назад +39

      @@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 4 года назад +19

      Medic nah just funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 4 года назад +22

      @@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.

  • @lanadelrey8547
    @lanadelrey8547 5 лет назад +348

    Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect*
    Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*

    • @SurajSharma-qp5oj
      @SurajSharma-qp5oj 4 года назад +1

      I'm here

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 4 года назад

      No everyone’s bingeing joe rogan

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 4 года назад +1

      literally what I am doing right now

    • @zerotwo7197
      @zerotwo7197 3 года назад +1

      All day

    • @LuisRamos-gh6nj
      @LuisRamos-gh6nj 3 года назад +4

      Only on fridays ? I binge watch every day lol this is like my tv show

  • @conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059
    @conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059 7 лет назад +1069

    "I knocked her around a little" best quote ever

    • @sidneyshaw1608
      @sidneyshaw1608 5 лет назад +28

      LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid

    • @scumbagNATE
      @scumbagNATE 5 лет назад +3

      conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.

    • @theo.g779
      @theo.g779 5 лет назад

      What does he mean by that ?

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 лет назад +3

      That had me in tears

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 3 года назад +3

      @@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol

  • @walkingw3348
    @walkingw3348 6 лет назад +3141

    This went down a pretty depressing path

    • @jacobg2296
      @jacobg2296 6 лет назад +15

      WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada

    • @joemomma2629
      @joemomma2629 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr lol

    • @Jambalayaorb
      @Jambalayaorb 6 лет назад +43

      Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 6 лет назад +27

      That dog story made me sad..

    • @rickythompson1402
      @rickythompson1402 5 лет назад

      @@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada

  • @coleschimmoller2629
    @coleschimmoller2629 5 лет назад +1753

    This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism 3 года назад +115

    Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more?
    Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 7 лет назад +525

    Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.

    • @jungleninja8415
      @jungleninja8415 6 лет назад +7

      Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?

    • @japonicaren
      @japonicaren 6 лет назад +15

      +Jungle Ninja
      Snowflake detected.
      Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...

    • @PeerlessYT
      @PeerlessYT 5 лет назад +1

      @@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?

    • @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376
      @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376 5 лет назад

      @@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy

    • @walterkempbruce4907
      @walterkempbruce4907 5 лет назад

      Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come

  • @shawnmcquate4178
    @shawnmcquate4178 7 лет назад +7695

    This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.

    • @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe
      @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe 7 лет назад +326

      ....two

    • @Goltsbergthe2
      @Goltsbergthe2 7 лет назад +126

      alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.

    • @fuckeththou8925
      @fuckeththou8925 7 лет назад +90

      Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.

    • @scottc3549
      @scottc3549 7 лет назад +98

      damn you must have loads of friends

    • @IntermittentStabbing
      @IntermittentStabbing 7 лет назад +50

      Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.

  • @jacobo9815
    @jacobo9815 6 лет назад +170

    i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying

  • @maximumenergy5925
    @maximumenergy5925 5 лет назад +636

    The Nair was on his head for way to long

    • @oyvind-8557
      @oyvind-8557 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahhahahahhahah!

    • @ronaldoh80
      @ronaldoh80 4 года назад

      Maximum Energy some say he still has some on

    • @jaredb6418
      @jaredb6418 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @_Hanus_
      @_Hanus_ 4 года назад

      Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 3 года назад

      They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂

  • @eongaming7559
    @eongaming7559 5 лет назад +28

    "Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*

  • @nunyabizness9885
    @nunyabizness9885 7 лет назад +1152

    The dog story hit me right in the feels

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives 6 лет назад +104

    This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.

  • @tonymohan4558
    @tonymohan4558 3 года назад +18

    Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉

  • @trondtetland1968
    @trondtetland1968 6 лет назад +448

    so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.

  • @stoneyardband
    @stoneyardband 5 лет назад +135

    Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons

    • @jacemiddleton3053
      @jacemiddleton3053 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA 3 года назад +1

      I think you meant Lil Pump

    • @mattmroz2182
      @mattmroz2182 3 года назад

      @@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA 3 года назад

      @@mattmroz2182 It was a joke

  • @fmorrison999
    @fmorrison999 7 лет назад +2181

    joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest

    • @mellowhype5033
      @mellowhype5033 7 лет назад +28

      Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.

    • @ExoticGamingGB
      @ExoticGamingGB 7 лет назад +60

      youve never had a dog then man shit was sad

    • @markeskenazi9376
      @markeskenazi9376 6 лет назад +6

      that shit really had me on the verge of crying

    • @PunjabiProductions22
      @PunjabiProductions22 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah

    • @fkninmatt
      @fkninmatt 6 лет назад

      no ones

  • @dong7474
    @dong7474 4 года назад +152

    "Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*

  • @chasewilliams3128
    @chasewilliams3128 5 лет назад +543

    13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 5 лет назад +4

      What are you talking about lol

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite 5 лет назад +17

      Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 5 лет назад +47

      @@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite 5 лет назад +6

      Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.

    • @chasewilliams3128
      @chasewilliams3128 5 лет назад +37

      Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point

  • @bool2max
    @bool2max 5 лет назад +172

    4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge"
    He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 4 года назад +11

      A bit of dark humor, which I enjoy :)

    • @leiasart4610
      @leiasart4610 3 года назад +1

      Clearly a joke

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 6 лет назад +373

    In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.

    • @Scorpiobw
      @Scorpiobw 5 лет назад +18

      I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂

    • @clickbait5714
      @clickbait5714 5 лет назад +66

      @@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 5 лет назад +62

      I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this.
      That shits funny

    • @YDfC21
      @YDfC21 5 лет назад

      Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 5 лет назад +4

      Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it

  • @cameronrobinson8650
    @cameronrobinson8650 6 лет назад +83

    Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”

  • @DiamondTurtle
    @DiamondTurtle 4 года назад +11

    Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭

  • @colindalangin2925
    @colindalangin2925 4 года назад +45

    7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life

    • @podcastftw3332
      @podcastftw3332 4 года назад +5

      Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.

    • @joshiepoo2399
      @joshiepoo2399 3 года назад

      @Noodle Judas 😱

    • @flagsabbath6483
      @flagsabbath6483 2 года назад

      You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!

  • @Hawkotelli
    @Hawkotelli 7 лет назад +728

    came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train

  • @majestic7s711
    @majestic7s711 7 лет назад +114

    MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.

    • @Theanimatedcow
      @Theanimatedcow 7 лет назад +6

      that's so badass.

    • @radfordpilgrim4393
      @radfordpilgrim4393 7 лет назад

      That is a story my friend

    • @jonathandelacruz8844
      @jonathandelacruz8844 7 лет назад

      Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back

    • @youngkneverbrokeagain3143
      @youngkneverbrokeagain3143 6 лет назад +1

      That happened

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 6 лет назад

      rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.

  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 5 лет назад +35

    Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan

  • @vexxer671
    @vexxer671 5 лет назад +108

    I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse

    • @Pancakelover34621
      @Pancakelover34621 5 лет назад +1

      Why though

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi

    • @vexxer671
      @vexxer671 4 года назад +2

      @@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep

  • @bustedlipproductions7033
    @bustedlipproductions7033 3 года назад +5

    hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting

  • @kenabraggs6980
    @kenabraggs6980 6 лет назад +27

    10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @donjon4335
    @donjon4335 7 лет назад +46

    Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.

  • @stealthninja63
    @stealthninja63 6 лет назад +357

    Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan

    • @rnsteve2265
      @rnsteve2265 5 лет назад +3

      2 yrs older.

    • @RogerThatSon
      @RogerThatSon 4 года назад +12

      @I Am The One Who Knocks not only you're a loser, but you're also a loser

    • @jakesmith169
      @jakesmith169 4 года назад +10

      “At the time” 💀💀

    • @chilliboy99
      @chilliboy99 3 года назад

      Looooool

  • @millyoperan9897
    @millyoperan9897 5 лет назад +75

    This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭

  • @jaiii8
    @jaiii8 7 лет назад +80

    Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck

    • @4thcolour288
      @4thcolour288 7 лет назад +17

      John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.

    • @nb7216
      @nb7216 7 лет назад

      Kemosabe ! Same exact thing

    • @Liam-eh2wp
      @Liam-eh2wp 7 лет назад +1

      John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon

    • @Eastsidebridge
      @Eastsidebridge 7 лет назад +1

      John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.

    • @indisbit9368
      @indisbit9368 7 лет назад

      John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase

  • @squidgarage8872
    @squidgarage8872 5 лет назад +16

    Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.

  • @chhrisis
    @chhrisis 4 года назад +13

    That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 года назад +6

      Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.

  • @kobalt77
    @kobalt77 7 месяцев назад +2

    Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 5 лет назад +97

    Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons

    • @katkat2655
      @katkat2655 4 года назад +1

      D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights

  • @EndChineseGenocide
    @EndChineseGenocide 5 лет назад +263

    Greg "I knocked her around a bit" Fitzsimmons

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk 5 лет назад +2

      Liam Featherstone-Gover beautiful comment

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 3 года назад

      The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀

  • @Biolo-G_KJ
    @Biolo-G_KJ 5 лет назад +40

    Joe: I just can't listen.
    Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.

    • @jakesmith169
      @jakesmith169 4 года назад +1

      Kas J he meant listen to instruction

    • @Avgslaveworker
      @Avgslaveworker 3 года назад

      What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.

  • @RiggyRonnie
    @RiggyRonnie 6 лет назад +140

    Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.

    • @dallasmcnally8913
      @dallasmcnally8913 5 лет назад +3

      The Puppet Of Everything what state

    • @noahmatthew6658
      @noahmatthew6658 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @incognitox9551
      @incognitox9551 5 лет назад +3

      @@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'

    • @nmac1563
      @nmac1563 4 года назад +3

      Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.

    • @kamdencosgrove3598
      @kamdencosgrove3598 4 года назад +1

      Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class

  • @TMDubb
    @TMDubb 8 месяцев назад +3

    I wish Joe still communicated like this

  • @davidlucht4579
    @davidlucht4579 5 лет назад +248

    Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao

    • @McaCasey
      @McaCasey 4 года назад +40

      Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 4 года назад +8

      @@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!

    • @tobiaslidstromstre2392
      @tobiaslidstromstre2392 4 года назад +15

      Matthew Malone impossible..

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 4 года назад +11

      @@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 4 года назад +2

      And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete

  • @sleepingforest8214
    @sleepingforest8214 3 года назад +5

    That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 6 лет назад +44

    "Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹

    • @fo4480
      @fo4480 4 года назад

      i lost it at this one

  • @iveezy
    @iveezy 5 лет назад +25

    Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan

  • @bobjoe930
    @bobjoe930 6 лет назад +6

    Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 5 лет назад +24

    It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal

  • @CalRenaud19
    @CalRenaud19 4 года назад +48

    Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan

  • @jd-zu5ok
    @jd-zu5ok 7 лет назад +63

    Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol

  • @kezzakilla7171
    @kezzakilla7171 7 лет назад +498

    I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"

  • @OgreDLink
    @OgreDLink 5 лет назад +7

    made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.

    • @mikeya3143
      @mikeya3143 2 года назад

      Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence

    • @marions.120
      @marions.120 Год назад

      So so sorry…

  • @jodysin7
    @jodysin7 Год назад +2

    Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.

  • @EazyDuzIt187
    @EazyDuzIt187 3 года назад +1

    When Greg says "And I knocked her around" was sooo good hahaha

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil 6 лет назад +226

    _"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21

    • @Ryguey
      @Ryguey 5 лет назад +3

      Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅

    • @ThePie45dude
      @ThePie45dude 5 лет назад +8

      I laughed because of the contrast

  • @1337Se7eN7
    @1337Se7eN7 6 лет назад +161

    I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.

    • @stonechaisson5102
      @stonechaisson5102 6 лет назад +16

      fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.

    • @Hal0Sux
      @Hal0Sux 5 лет назад +12

      she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner 5 лет назад

      @I Am The One Who Knocks yup

  • @Ang.0910
    @Ang.0910 4 года назад +6

    “I got smacked across the face by a feminine gay guy” 😂😂😂😂

  • @zlatyan
    @zlatyan 5 лет назад +5

    Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.

  • @cornpopwasabaddude69
    @cornpopwasabaddude69 5 лет назад +3

    I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 4 года назад

      BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk 7 лет назад +13

    funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies

  • @Kilomanjarrow27
    @Kilomanjarrow27 7 лет назад +865

    not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol

    • @MMA_Ruskie
      @MMA_Ruskie 6 лет назад +133

      Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs

    • @zulain6213
      @zulain6213 6 лет назад +6

      i was about to say that

    • @NiciO.G
      @NiciO.G 6 лет назад +6

      I think it’s funny

    • @dperry203
      @dperry203 6 лет назад +19

      Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology.
      But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!

    • @YakuiMeido
      @YakuiMeido 6 лет назад +29

      Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.

  • @oscarpicon7164
    @oscarpicon7164 5 лет назад +23

    Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan

  • @deanwallace8120
    @deanwallace8120 3 года назад +1

    My Mom Passed steering in my Eyes 👀!! Love you Mom forever Beautiful Mom!!

  • @jameskeffer6603
    @jameskeffer6603 4 года назад +1

    "there was always that one asshole who had a can of Nair and we'd have to go home early" I lost my shit when he said that lmao

  • @jerseysilva2036
    @jerseysilva2036 7 лет назад +10

    Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.

  • @meestermeesterhastings.3159
    @meestermeesterhastings.3159 7 лет назад +132

    Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 6 лет назад +5

      That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 6 лет назад +2

      @KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 6 лет назад +3

      @@Vu621
      Humans are animals though

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 5 лет назад +3

      Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 лет назад +2

      @@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes

  • @ludvigekstrand6854
    @ludvigekstrand6854 4 года назад +3

    Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 2 года назад +4

    I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂

  • @lifeofmysterygirl9240
    @lifeofmysterygirl9240 5 лет назад +2

    When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings

  • @SonnyGambino69
    @SonnyGambino69 7 лет назад +184

    My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol

    • @SonnyGambino69
      @SonnyGambino69 6 лет назад +48

      WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.

    • @gunterstunter
      @gunterstunter 6 лет назад +22

      Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?

    • @paulgumbo5694
      @paulgumbo5694 6 лет назад +69

      I call bs lol

    • @ramonbravo5957
      @ramonbravo5957 6 лет назад +39

      Yo we need an update bruh😂

    • @raman9532
      @raman9532 6 лет назад +14

      Maybe he knows rogan

  • @billmfclinton1538
    @billmfclinton1538 5 лет назад +7

    he's literally the internet dad lmao

  • @WalkThaBarbender
    @WalkThaBarbender 4 года назад +5

    "Yup. Tell me about HER childhood"

  • @DynamicChaos
    @DynamicChaos Год назад

    "She got hit by a volkswagon bug" made me spit out my drink. LOL

  • @guccilou814
    @guccilou814 5 лет назад +16

    Joe “he smoked cigarettes during practice” Rogan

    • @silverman5707
      @silverman5707 2 года назад

      And the coach probably knows it.?

  • @fofocuddlypoop2084
    @fofocuddlypoop2084 5 лет назад +187

    Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.

    • @johnsontan345
      @johnsontan345 5 лет назад +7

      Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.

    • @christianbruce9394
      @christianbruce9394 4 года назад +4

      We’re all in this together

    • @carrolloutdoors4764
      @carrolloutdoors4764 4 года назад +3

      You're not alone bro

    • @amandacrump8769
      @amandacrump8769 2 года назад +4

      @@johnsontan345 how'd it work out?

    • @lucasfff1370
      @lucasfff1370 2 года назад +2

      @@amandacrump8769 yeah tell us

  • @dannman420
    @dannman420 7 лет назад +66

    best podcaster

    • @gr33n3ggs4
      @gr33n3ggs4 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Majerly
      You mean there is other podcasts out there??

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 7 лет назад +59

    When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid...
    1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too.
    But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.

    • @jeffnelson1186
      @jeffnelson1186 7 лет назад

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.

    • @bearythebear69
      @bearythebear69 7 лет назад

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂

    • @bubbapacha7672
      @bubbapacha7672 5 лет назад

      @StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal

    • @T-P.
      @T-P. 5 лет назад

      People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic

    • @huntr1998
      @huntr1998 5 лет назад

      @StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD

  • @aaronrebello4514
    @aaronrebello4514 3 года назад

    "So I'm not stupid" xD The innocence with which he says it. Very Relatable

  • @inquisitorfederov5470
    @inquisitorfederov5470 4 года назад +2

    When he talked about his dog dying it killed it for me. Holy shit that was sad af.

  • @SFGMOB
    @SFGMOB 4 года назад +3

    You talking about your youth is exactly what I’m going through right now with the fear of the future. Made me feel better about it but wtf do I do 😂

    • @petej7002
      @petej7002 2 года назад

      Try everything

    • @albertsadler4322
      @albertsadler4322 2 года назад

      @@petej7002 such a great advice 👏🏻😂🤣

  • @philz7462
    @philz7462 5 лет назад +5

    Pretty sure someone sprayed Nair on both their heads....lol
    Now that shit's funny!

    • @luism2924
      @luism2924 4 года назад

      Phil Z 🤣🤣🤣

  • @harpella
    @harpella 6 лет назад +18

    Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000

  • @thumbdrum397
    @thumbdrum397 5 лет назад +2

    The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing

  • @computerblue1271
    @computerblue1271 3 года назад

    My dog just got hit by a car.
    "No excuses, Rogan! We're fighten'!"

  • @eastcoasthoodlems2293
    @eastcoasthoodlems2293 4 года назад +79

    Nobody:
    Joe: I had a girl punch me on a bus once when I was 14

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 4 года назад +4

      Unfunny

    • @eastcoasthoodlems2293
      @eastcoasthoodlems2293 4 года назад +1

      Brendan Berney did I ask for your opinion you uncultured swine?

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 4 года назад +1

      Eastcoasthoodlems 229 Did anyone ask for your shitty nobody joke?

  • @_Travey
    @_Travey 7 лет назад +37

    hey joe rogan went to the same college I went to! hahaha

  • @walterweenus6794
    @walterweenus6794 4 года назад +7

    Title: Joe Rogan tells funny stories from his childhood
    Joe Rogan: tells story of his dead dog

  • @guyonDmoon
    @guyonDmoon 5 лет назад

    "Tell me about her fucking childhood" omfg!!! Funny as hell

  • @gregfoster126
    @gregfoster126 4 года назад

    That first story was a roller-coaster

  • @titanscar2183
    @titanscar2183 4 года назад +4

    "Funny Stories from Growing up"
    "My dog got hit by a car, died right in front of me."

  • @bikerboy72
    @bikerboy72 6 лет назад +5

    1:41 Joe is baked lmao

  • @twrx-vq1iv
    @twrx-vq1iv 4 года назад +3

    10:14 "I got hit a lot as a kid"
    Joe: *WHEEZES*