@@Deadshot_Raptor I'm not too familiar with regional US stereotypes, can you explain? What I know about Montana is that it's pretty cold and not many people live there, that's about it
@@frisianmouve Where I live in Montana everyone that has a pickup truck at least 70% are covered in dirt or mud. Sometimes with only the windows clean enough to see out of. So a powerwashing company covered in dirt would be par for the course here.
They need an update where too much pressure can damage the weather-stripping or paint. Also a mechanic where grime can wash down the object, encouraging you to start at the top of an object and work down.
@@Ailslyn They do have some levels with "dirty, dirty footprints", but they're not yours. If you want something like that, I recommend "Viscera Cleaning Simulator".
When I saw this. I thought it would be exactly just a little meme game, but the amount of effort and detail put into this is legitimately impressive. Great job devs!
@Internet Person You can actually see it at 34:05! He sprays a chair and the imprint is left on the wall behind it. Wow. I don't usually go for these kind of games, but I might just grab this one, it seems so relaxing...unless you get timed later!
I'm looking forward to Castle Flipper on this channel. It looks to be pretty construction heavy and Jon building anything always goes at least half wrong.
I've always considered any chair-like surface where it fits 2 people to be a loveseat, but yea, it isn't usually the first word I think of when I look at a swing lol
The in-depth commentary is particularly killing me on this one. I couldn’t love this channel any more. Also just watching this be played was satisfying, I must purchase.
Besides the show dirt button, you can also look at your tablet and choose the second tab, it'll tell you what items you haven't finished yet. It's not just the slide. Anything that's slightly slopped (whether or not it's wet) will slide you off. It gets so annoying. I went through and 100% this game. It was tedious but satisfying. I mostly used 0 nozzle, 0 rotate nozzle, and the smallest fan nozzle. If you keep doing this on your own, it's worth it to rush the highest tier washer.
THats just what happens when you dont do a lot of washing IRL, also why it seems so fun to Jon. Had he been doing this IRL much, hed be doing it in-game alot more efficiently, and a lot less enthusiastically.
@@anondescript1134 I'm a house/commercial painter and I spent all last week and some of the upcoming week power washing a massive(200,000+ square feet) warehouse to get ready for paint. This game is just giving me work ptsd and my arms are suddenly sore again.
Imagine John rolling up with a power washer and he tells you he has a super power, and it's to see dirt. "I SEE YOU DIRT, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!" He says, before turning and furiously spraying the lawn gnome.
A couple of things. In the US a couch with 3 cushions is generally a sofa and one with two cushions is a love seat. The term love seat is because it has room for two people, a couple perhaps. Also, the outdoor swing love seat is generally made out of water proof or resistance materials as it is out doors and weather is a factor, so spraying it with a hose or power washer is quite normal. Also after introducing me to the Fixer Upper game, this is one more that I don't want to get, but probably will. ;)
Claire: It's back holiday weekend, Jon, we have a brand new garden, and the sun is shining - are you going to do some pressure washing? Jon: ... yes...
I watched half of the video. Left to buy the game and play it for an hour then came back and watched the rest. I have never felt more called out in my life by the final message
No, no, no, I'm never playing this game. Once I start, my OCD will never let me stop. It'll be like scrapping Sanctuary with the Scrap that Settlement mod installed all over again.
Its like entering the supermarket to salvage and finding out as soon as you leave it respawns. Then your ocd makes you do it over...and over....and over....
I was used to the power level of an electric power washer from working at a snack bar as a teen so the first time I rented a gasoline powered one to strip some house paint I cut right into the wood siding. Nothing a bit of wood filler couldn't fix but it was still alarming.
This is so satisfying I actually went and looked to see how much a power washer costs even though I don't need one. It's way out of my budget but still, the fact that I looked is a testament to how satisfying this is.
The fact that people enjoy games like this, proves that people actually do enjoy working and cleaning, they just hate being forced to do it on someone else's terms.
That's the most hardcore swinging bench I've ever seen! It looks like someone found a couch someone was throwing out and just slammed some chains on it and hung it up.... 😄
Jon plays this with a cup of tea after every stressful Yolo session. Come to think of it, imagine being able to clean Fallout 4's Boston. Some mad person would probably try it.
After watching the first 7 minutes of this I learned how much Jon just absolutely loves a solid effort by game designers. It just goes to show that if you make a good game it really doesn't matter what it is; people will enjoy it.
Sitting on the bed watching a video of someone sitting at a computer doing a virtual simulation of a power-assisted cleaning activity may be as close as I get to being an inanimate life form… but dang if that washing isn’t satisfactory! I’m sold on it; game wishlisted.
I'm sorry Claire for the loss of all your plates and bowls.... and most of the new kitchen, that where destroyed by Jon's overzealous use of the power washer whilst doing the washing up.
God told Noah to build a boat and store two of every animal because he knew it was only a matter of time before Jon flooded the Earth trying to get that last bit of grime underneath the pond.
"And then there's the sort of people who have already bought this game...It's either all or nothing." What about an option for, "I would have bought the game but I have no money, so the game will remain on my wishlist for now."
"The most fun you can have with your clothes on"? That explains the police at least! Although that's the last time I offer to help clean the local church.
You're incorrect, Jon, there's a third kind of people, the kind I am: the kind who doesn't see *themselves* playing this game, but would love for it to show up for a super chill livestream nonetheless.
@@ManyATrueNerd I can just imagine you making a remake of Zardoz with Tabby's floating head dropping power washers from the sky. The power washer is good!
I used a power washer back when I worked in a pet food factory to clean out massive plastic tubs that had contained giblets, so my experience of power washer involves tiny bits of cow innards being shot back at me...
It's so frustrating to watch. I would clean in different patterns. And he misses stuff and goes back later, but, but... ack. I gotta play this game myself. :)
I fit into neither of the opinion categories… I am part of the group who does not understand playing the power washing game when one can power wash in real life! This has made me want to do some power washing this bank holiday weekend!!
Jon’s appreciation for details and the work that goes into a game is always so cool, knowing a lot of people just gloss over x stuff makes me happy coz I’m the same where I’ll get super excited about a small detail
Jon, you’ve managed to take a literal chore and make it infinitely entertaining. I quite frankly don’t understand how but it feels like you could make watching paint dry fun
I'm not even OCD, but watching Jon randomly flail about spraying things, and jumping from incomplete bit to incomplete bit, is actually stressful xD Sort of contrary to the spirit of the game.
The fact that he is all over the place with cleaning stuff just bugs me so much xD But then again, he got me to watch him cleaning stuff in a game, touche!
Damn I wish I got a ding! and a rating when cleaning things would prob make everything at home better (looking at you kitchen and freshly washed clothes not put away yet)
lol everyone else I've watched play this game stopped to question how the house and items are all filthy but the yard is suspiciously clean... Jon is just so happy to be cleaning things that he never noticed the oddities.
I legit went out for a meal the other night and on the way back to the car there where a group of guys power washing the town centre and no joke i turned to my other half and said that's my dream job.
Jon if you really want your yard to get dirty so you can get a power washer then just have kids, they get everything dirty, just turn your back for a second. A bonus is power washers work great on kids too.
No word of a lie, I would watch a full 100% complete playthrough of this game. This video was so relaxing, even if I wasn't in control of the washer. I may buy this game when I get paid...
They're called "Love Seats" because there is no armrest between the place both people would sit, meaning they are free to snuggle up and make out, or boink or whatever. Thus..."love" seats.
It's oddly lenient in some places, but in others it wants you to clean stuff that doesn't make sense. Like a propane tank hooked up to the bbq. Atleast where I'm at, you generally take those to the hardware store and trade the empty one for a full one.
Jon’s erratic and highly disorganised method of cleaning is making my ocd freak the f*ck out right now….. JUST CLEAN EACH SECTION METHODICALLY BEFORE MOVING ON DAMN IT!
As someone who previously power washed professionally how john is doing it is giving me anxiety. because getting too close with power washer you will peal wood surfaces up also you can mark concrete with them and depending on strength if you have a sealed driveway it will take the sealing off and they can severely injure. (iv seen them cut through a shoe and a foot). If you get one John have fun but be safe.
Imagine hiring a powerwasher company and they drive up in that dirty van at the beginning
The cobbler's children have no shoes, I guess?
@@librarianseth5572 They do such a good job on your job that they have nothing left for themselves!
I would assume they worked in Montana. 😂🤣🤣
@@Deadshot_Raptor I'm not too familiar with regional US stereotypes, can you explain? What I know about Montana is that it's pretty cold and not many people live there, that's about it
@@frisianmouve Where I live in Montana everyone that has a pickup truck at least 70% are covered in dirt or mud. Sometimes with only the windows clean enough to see out of. So a powerwashing company covered in dirt would be par for the course here.
They need an update where too much pressure can damage the weather-stripping or paint. Also a mechanic where grime can wash down the object, encouraging you to start at the top of an object and work down.
I second these suggestions!
Maybe make that a seperate mode, so people who just want the satisfaction of peeling off dirt can do so without the hassle
And footprints. Dirty, dirty footprints.
@@Ailslyn They do have some levels with "dirty, dirty footprints", but they're not yours. If you want something like that, I recommend "Viscera Cleaning Simulator".
The game's engine doesn't seem powerful enough to simulate that much particle/water physics...
When I saw this. I thought it would be exactly just a little meme game, but the amount of effort and detail put into this is legitimately impressive. Great job devs!
@Internet Person You can actually see it at 34:05! He sprays a chair and the imprint is left on the wall behind it. Wow. I don't usually go for these kind of games, but I might just grab this one, it seems so relaxing...unless you get timed later!
@Internet Person Great! Picking it up for sure!
This is the best game idea since Viscera Cleanup Detail or House Flipper
Pretty sure someone saw the cleaning bits of house flipper and said to themself "what if I make a game that's just that but with a pressure washer?"
I'm looking forward to Castle Flipper on this channel. It looks to be pretty construction heavy and Jon building anything always goes at least half wrong.
@@morganrobinson8042
Half wrong but entertaining in a frustrating way! I'm getting flashbacks to bridge ballast
@@morganrobinson8042 He said in a livestream that he's seen it but it "looks to scruffy" for him to want to play it.
Hardspace ship breaker is similar as well.
“A power washer is the most fun you can have with your clothes on” Jon-2021
As an automotive detailer I stand by this statement.
I believe its a Pratchett quote. Not the power washer bit, obviously.
Or off, if you're into that kind of thing.
I've never used one and I already agree
Yes, loveseats are a thing in the U.S., we just don't really consider patio swing sofas to be love seats
I've always considered any chair-like surface where it fits 2 people to be a loveseat, but yea, it isn't usually the first word I think of when I look at a swing lol
The proper name for the 'sticky-outty bits' of a Stegosaurus is the Thagomizer. Thank you The Far Side
Thagomizer is the name for the tail spikes, not the same as the dermal plates(the bits on the back that stick out).
@@scragar you are technically correct - which is the best sort of correct!
That's hilarious that a cartoon joke got used in science.
May Thag Simmons rest in peace.
I like how the dirt just magically disappears in this game. In reality, it ends up over everything else.
Shh!
Don't forget hitting that gravel or mulch with that stream and flinging rocks and wood to the four corners of the earth.
This would be a killer in VR
Jon, you missed a spot.
You sir, are evil.
The in-depth commentary is particularly killing me on this one. I couldn’t love this channel any more. Also just watching this be played was satisfying, I must purchase.
"You know the fun thing about a trellis? They've got two sides" I always wondered but I never would have guessed that was the fun thing.
This feels like the PG-rated version of Viscera Cleanup Detail.
Both are still satisfying and cathartic
I personally think House Flipper is closer to VCD than this is.
@@charleswillhite5375 this is a bit more focused than VCD or House Flipper.
Besides the show dirt button, you can also look at your tablet and choose the second tab, it'll tell you what items you haven't finished yet.
It's not just the slide. Anything that's slightly slopped (whether or not it's wet) will slide you off. It gets so annoying.
I went through and 100% this game. It was tedious but satisfying. I mostly used 0 nozzle, 0 rotate nozzle, and the smallest fan nozzle. If you keep doing this on your own, it's worth it to rush the highest tier washer.
I thought everyone knew to start at the top in general bc of gravity.
Unless you're in Australia.
@@BRUXXUS this
Reckon it’s the difference between washing it in your driveway vs taking it to a carwash
THats just what happens when you dont do a lot of washing IRL, also why it seems so fun to Jon. Had he been doing this IRL much, hed be doing it in-game alot more efficiently, and a lot less enthusiastically.
@@anondescript1134 I'm a house/commercial painter and I spent all last week and some of the upcoming week power washing a massive(200,000+ square feet) warehouse to get ready for paint. This game is just giving me work ptsd and my arms are suddenly sore again.
Imagine John rolling up with a power washer and he tells you he has a super power, and it's to see dirt. "I SEE YOU DIRT, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!" He says, before turning and furiously spraying the lawn gnome.
A couple of things. In the US a couch with 3 cushions is generally a sofa and one with two cushions is a love seat. The term love seat is because it has room for two people, a couple perhaps. Also, the outdoor swing love seat is generally made out of water proof or resistance materials as it is out doors and weather is a factor, so spraying it with a hose or power washer is quite normal. Also after introducing me to the Fixer Upper game, this is one more that I don't want to get, but probably will. ;)
Jon, you clean from the top to the bottom you mad bastard!
lol thought the same thing, but I couldn't tell if Jon was doing it wrong on purpose 😆
If anyone was wondering, it’s REALLY nicely modeled
Watching Jon play this with a controller caused me physical pain.
This is too relaxing. I just fell asleep. And then worked out that with all the spraying water I need the bathroom.
Claire: It's back holiday weekend, Jon, we have a brand new garden, and the sun is shining - are you going to do some pressure washing?
Jon: ... yes...
I watched half of the video. Left to buy the game and play it for an hour then came back and watched the rest. I have never felt more called out in my life by the final message
No, no, no, I'm never playing this game. Once I start, my OCD will never let me stop. It'll be like scrapping Sanctuary with the Scrap that Settlement mod installed all over again.
Its like entering the supermarket to salvage and finding out as soon as you leave it respawns. Then your ocd makes you do it over...and over....and over....
I was used to the power level of an electric power washer from working at a snack bar as a teen so the first time I rented a gasoline powered one to strip some house paint I cut right into the wood siding. Nothing a bit of wood filler couldn't fix but it was still alarming.
This is so satisfying I actually went and looked to see how much a power washer costs even though I don't need one. It's way out of my budget but still, the fact that I looked is a testament to how satisfying this is.
The fact that people enjoy games like this, proves that people actually do enjoy working and cleaning, they just hate being forced to do it on someone else's terms.
That's the most hardcore swinging bench I've ever seen! It looks like someone found a couch someone was throwing out and just slammed some chains on it and hung it up.... 😄
Jon plays this with a cup of tea after every stressful Yolo session. Come to think of it, imagine being able to clean Fallout 4's Boston. Some mad person would probably try it.
Oddly satisfying simulator, game of the year.
Meanwhile, Clair: oh god he wants a power washer.
After watching the first 7 minutes of this I learned how much Jon just absolutely loves a solid effort by game designers. It just goes to show that if you make a good game it really doesn't matter what it is; people will enjoy it.
Loveseat - a 'two person' sofa or bench with a back. Perfect for sitting on with your love
In the best possible way... I have fallen asleep to this video for 3 nights in a row now. It’s that perfect sort of calming and satisfying.
Sitting on the bed watching a video of someone sitting at a computer doing a virtual simulation of a power-assisted cleaning activity may be as close as I get to being an inanimate life form… but dang if that washing isn’t satisfactory! I’m sold on it; game wishlisted.
I'm sorry Claire for the loss of all your plates and bowls.... and most of the new kitchen, that where destroyed by Jon's overzealous use of the power washer whilst doing the washing up.
God told Noah to build a boat and store two of every animal because he knew it was only a matter of time before Jon flooded the Earth trying to get that last bit of grime underneath the pond.
You just know it WILL be a livestream xD
"And then there's the sort of people who have already bought this game...It's either all or nothing." What about an option for, "I would have bought the game but I have no money, so the game will remain on my wishlist for now."
What did that van go through to get its ROOF covered in mud and dirt?
Probably rain
I've never wanted a series more than this! Please Jon we have to see all of the upgrades
Livestream material :)
Jon gets a garden...does simulated yard work...
I can't watch this. Jon, you clean from top to bottom! Gravity! Dirty water!
"The most fun you can have with your clothes on"?
That explains the police at least! Although that's the last time I offer to help clean the local church.
“The most fun you can have with your clothes on” yeah this is why I subscribed.
Jon, A love seat, seats 2 people, a couch holds 3 or more.
You're incorrect, Jon, there's a third kind of people, the kind I am: the kind who doesn't see *themselves* playing this game, but would love for it to show up for a super chill livestream nonetheless.
Well atleast we know that if youtube ever goes bust, Jon has a great future career as a powerwasher
we are not going to let that happen but yes you are right
Only Jon would get so psyched for a game about power washing.
Slander - EVERYONE enjoys power washing.
@@ManyATrueNerd I can just imagine you making a remake of Zardoz with Tabby's floating head dropping power washers from the sky. The power washer is good!
at the time of writing, Matt is streaming this for hours.
@@ManyATrueNerd Kids today. Imagine how much fun it would be if you could do this is real life. :)
I don't have $20 to spend, but the minute I do, I am going to buy this game because Jon's right and this is super satisfying
Jon having the exact same attitude and commentary for power wash simulator & hitman
I used a power washer back when I worked in a pet food factory to clean out massive plastic tubs that had contained giblets, so my experience of power washer involves tiny bits of cow innards being shot back at me...
Huh. A game about something I use every other day at work. Now everybody can know the complete satisfaction of power washing
Watching you wash everything bottom up makes my eye twitch.
Jon is trying to trick his nervous system into thinking tomorrow isn't Fallout-madness day
There is a middle ground, Jon - those who love this, don't think you're barking mad, and didn't know that this game existed. Thank you!
It's so frustrating to watch. I would clean in different patterns. And he misses stuff and goes back later, but, but... ack. I gotta play this game myself. :)
2 am and here I sit at my computer watching a man wash a digital car and asking myself why I enjoy watching this
I fit into neither of the opinion categories… I am part of the group who does not understand playing the power washing game when one can power wash in real life! This has made me want to do some power washing this bank holiday weekend!!
I predict Jon will find this game so relaxing that the livestream of this game will get weird
Jon’s appreciation for details and the work that goes into a game is always so cool, knowing a lot of people just gloss over x stuff makes me happy coz I’m the same where I’ll get super excited about a small detail
They have a simulator for everything lmao
I just got this game. It is relaxing and fun, thanks Jon!
This is what I call a “podcast game” where you chill and listen to podcasts
I am not power washing. I am not playing a simulator of power washing. I am watching a man playing a simulator of power washing.
Jon, you’ve managed to take a literal chore and make it infinitely entertaining. I quite frankly don’t understand how but it feels like you could make watching paint dry fun
I wish Jon would make this into a full series
Jon trying not to swear but purposely making sexual references all the time is my spirit animal or something.
Always thought Jon hid his privilege well until he called me a hermit because I can’t afford a power washer and that has went right under my skin ahah
Just imagine if Jon knew how to use a mouse! He'd be unstoppable! 😀
Shit, watching Jon is going to make me do some chores and yardwork.... AND HAVE FUN DOING IT
Love ya coffee pal
Then there's the third type of person who sat slack-jawed the entire time, unable to look away. SOOOOO satisfying to watch.
They’re called love seats over here too, they’re called that because they’re two person couches with less personal space for lovers to cuddle.
I'm not even OCD, but watching Jon randomly flail about spraying things, and jumping from incomplete bit to incomplete bit, is actually stressful xD Sort of contrary to the spirit of the game.
The fact that he is all over the place with cleaning stuff just bugs me so much xD But then again, he got me to watch him cleaning stuff in a game, touche!
Jon, you got to wash things top-down hahaha
Damn I wish I got a ding! and a rating when cleaning things would prob make everything at home better (looking at you kitchen and freshly washed clothes not put away yet)
Yes! We need to game-a-fy all house cleaning.
That yard is way too green for the amount of dirt built up everywhere.
lol everyone else I've watched play this game stopped to question how the house and items are all filthy but the yard is suspiciously clean... Jon is just so happy to be cleaning things that he never noticed the oddities.
I legit went out for a meal the other night and on the way back to the car there where a group of guys power washing the town centre and no joke i turned to my other half and said that's my dream job.
They're basically Super Soakers for adults.
If this game had VR support, I'd probably never stop playing it. WHY IS THIS SO ENGAGING?!
Jon is the only person I know who can ramble for 45 minutes on a game about power washers 🤣
Jon if you really want your yard to get dirty so you can get a power washer then just have kids, they get everything dirty, just turn your back for a second.
A bonus is power washers work great on kids too.
This was strangely satisfying and I'd absolutely watch this as a livestream lol
I would find this game incredibly soporific.
Thank you for the new word
This would be perfect in VR
No word of a lie, I would watch a full 100% complete playthrough of this game. This video was so relaxing, even if I wasn't in control of the washer. I may buy this game when I get paid...
when does the sandblasting dlc drop?
Me listening to the end of this video talking about the two types of people: Jon, if I stopped playing this game for a minute I’d feel very seen.
There is in fact a third type of person: the person that is both 1 and 2.
This game was SO satisfying to watch! This would be great to watch while going to sleep!
Best title pun in weeks.
They're called "Love Seats" because there is no armrest between the place both people would sit, meaning they are free to snuggle up and make out, or boink or whatever. Thus..."love" seats.
As someone who’s never used or even SEEN a power washer before. You got me in the first minute. “Most fun you can have with your clothes on” 🤣😭
I actually power wash as a secondary job and this game makes me tense up on the leniency of completion. lol
It's oddly lenient in some places, but in others it wants you to clean stuff that doesn't make sense. Like a propane tank hooked up to the bbq. Atleast where I'm at, you generally take those to the hardware store and trade the empty one for a full one.
A video game for people who have never had a blue color job. Oh the joy.
Jon is so easily impressed it's awesome
Jon’s erratic and highly disorganised method of cleaning is making my ocd freak the f*ck out right now…..
JUST CLEAN EACH SECTION METHODICALLY BEFORE MOVING ON DAMN IT!
oh shut up, you enjoy a little pain
It's definitely not just you Jon. This is just satisfying AF, I could watch this all Day!
Game: You can't stand on a slide because it's a SLIDE
Also game: Of course you can stand on the Parasol!
As someone who previously power washed professionally how john is doing it is giving me anxiety. because getting too close with power washer you will peal wood surfaces up also you can mark concrete with them and depending on strength if you have a sealed driveway it will take the sealing off and they can severely injure. (iv seen them cut through a shoe and a foot). If you get one John have fun but be safe.
Well I'm definitely buying that.
Love Seats are a thing in America too, but it just refers to any sofa that seats two people
This game combined with Jon's buttery smooth voice is amazing!