Theo Von talking to women for 12 minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024
  • Theo Von talking to various women for 12 minutes. Khalyla Kuhn, Nikki Glaser, Lainey Wilson, and Brianna Chickenfry.
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  • @HaydntheSpartan
    @HaydntheSpartan Год назад +4899

    ‘Not today’ - theo making sure he wasnt becoming an overlap 😭😂

    • @Rudytrue
      @Rudytrue 7 месяцев назад +17

      😂

    • @lupomena
      @lupomena 6 месяцев назад

      crazy how that whore can just admit to acting like a prostitute for free and feel empowered

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 2 месяца назад

      Not surprised. Americans with that fried voice.

    • @volcoff007
      @volcoff007 2 месяца назад +7

      THAT was a good "check yourself" moment! =)

    • @Crazylab1616
      @Crazylab1616 2 месяца назад

      Can't wait until she is 52 and she is overlapped

  • @andyrevo19
    @andyrevo19 Год назад +6624

    She really coped herself into thinking cheating is overlapping lmaoo what the hell

    • @robertstone9988
      @robertstone9988 Год назад

      Shes hot something tells me being a cheater isn't going to slow down her sex life or affect her options for a sexual partner. When your hot you can do what you want. The world is made of 2 people, people desperate for a hot partner and hot partners. That's a power imbalance no body talks about. The person with more options in the relationship dosnt have to play by the rules. She could have a nother you in a second you have to kiss her ass and put up with her shit calls you will never have pussy of that quality ever again. I say get her pregnant and ruin it for the inevitable next guy.

    • @jppennypincher9051
      @jppennypincher9051 Год назад +402

      I don’t think she’s all that bright.

    • @stevencamp69
      @stevencamp69 11 месяцев назад

      Trash bag thinking lol

    • @johnnyparsnips7641
      @johnnyparsnips7641 11 месяцев назад +36

      I mean it is, on a technicality, but it's intent-based
      Cheating is always overlapping but overlapping isn't always cheating
      Like how all squares are a rectangle but not all rectangles are a square

    • @Lolerburger
      @Lolerburger 11 месяцев назад +494

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 Time to get some fresh air bud.

  • @andrepena4738
    @andrepena4738 Год назад +11093

    Overlappin is crazy 😂

    • @thomassouthard4861
      @thomassouthard4861 Год назад +59

      💯

    • @christianolson8543
      @christianolson8543 Год назад +1021

      In a perfect world we would shun people like Chickenfry. Seriously. Not good people

    • @brucebruno842
      @brucebruno842 Год назад +256

      It takes 3 months to break/make behavioral patterns and thinking/feeling patterns. This is why at the 3 month mark people are settled into a new job, career altogether, home, school, etc... Good Dr.s don't like to prescribe narcotic medications longer than 3 months, because of this. People SHOULD take at least 3 months in between relationships to shed old baggage, process and learn from the last relationship, and to get back to being them and just them to get back to themselves. It saves soooo much time eventhough it sounds like it would take more.

    • @nexusobserve
      @nexusobserve Год назад

      Women have the luxury to not have time in between relationships. Simple as.
      dont try and preach@@brucebruno842

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 Год назад +495

      ho speak

  • @NatGreenOnline
    @NatGreenOnline Год назад +1759

    "and I don't say that in a bad way" - Theo every time talking about Bobby

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 11 месяцев назад +81

      "He's a crusty little goblin man, with love."

    • @TrumpsTrashTruck
      @TrumpsTrashTruck 8 месяцев назад +29

      While totally destroying that dude the whole time lol

    • @tb4704
      @tb4704 8 месяцев назад +17

      Testing her... she had nothing to say to any of that. Theo exposed her and then they broke up. Theo had no value in her being on his podcast... except to look out for one of his best friends. He fell on his sword for Bobby, because none of us knew what he was doing or why until after they broke up. Theo is extra level friend

    • @timbocf76
      @timbocf76 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@tb4704 this is news to me. How did Theo play a part in that? I saw Bobby say a while back it was because he was a bad bf and started ignoring Khalila

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 3 месяца назад +1

      What’s the deal with their relationship? Are they really friends? And how does Bobby get hot chicks?

  • @nicherman6759
    @nicherman6759 10 месяцев назад +3010

    Telling your bestfriend girlfriend “your laugh is beautiful too” is crazy for the internet 😭😂

    • @Garett.1214
      @Garett.1214 10 месяцев назад +2

      She is for the streets anyway.

    • @Soda_Dreams
      @Soda_Dreams 9 месяцев назад +216

      Top 30*

    • @quotascript
      @quotascript 9 месяцев назад +151

      LMFAO bro had to slip that in

    • @ethandoe8652
      @ethandoe8652 9 месяцев назад +455

      He straight up asked her if he could have a chance if anything ever happened to Bobby bro was off the rails on that pod

    • @zesty8652
      @zesty8652 8 месяцев назад +97

      @@ethandoe8652 he was down so bad, he's just too real

  • @apelincoln1616
    @apelincoln1616 Год назад +6362

    So basically she gets passed around the friend group like a basket of bread

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 Год назад +4672

    Male or female, if you see someone hop into another relationship immediately after leaving their previous one...trust me, there was an "overlap". A lot of people (usually women) treat relationship like jobs...they already have been interviewing for the next one and have it lined up before they quit their current one.

    • @Mr-214
      @Mr-214 Год назад +108

      Patrice o'neal

    • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
      @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp Год назад +137

      monkey branching

    • @CamKnoppMusic
      @CamKnoppMusic Год назад +312

      Also if a girl cheats on her partner for you, then she will also cheat on you if you get into a relationship with her lol

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Год назад +41

      @@CamKnoppMusic Yeah, I've never (knowingly at least) been with a girl who was in a relationship other than some text flirting...but if we hooked up, no chance in hell would I ever be able to trust her enough to date her.

    • @nah3193
      @nah3193 Год назад +35

      They keep backups on deck too don't fall into the trap

  • @spacecoastkid5033
    @spacecoastkid5033 10 месяцев назад +762

    "He looks like a strong shellfish would kill him. " 😂

    • @DKray7
      @DKray7 3 месяца назад +6

      In England we would say 'he looks like a weak breeze could end his life"

    • @INvertPb4Life
      @INvertPb4Life Месяц назад +1

      Yea that one got me too LOL

  • @daearff
    @daearff 5 месяцев назад +241

    The homie hopper acting so chill about destroying friend groups is textbook narcissistic/sociopath behavior

    • @reneesaenz5878
      @reneesaenz5878 2 месяца назад +8

      No that’s psychopathic behavior

    • @chaosvii4605
      @chaosvii4605 2 месяца назад +13

      The homie hopper lmao

    • @mr.tellithowitisz
      @mr.tellithowitisz 2 месяца назад

      She smashed steiny from nelk after smashing Bradley Martyn so im not surprised

    • @Fortress500
      @Fortress500 Месяц назад +3

      The eyes give it away her eyes are dead.

    • @Flyingjaffacake
      @Flyingjaffacake Месяц назад +1

      Had exactly that vibe too

  • @fireice8
    @fireice8 2 месяца назад +121

    1:15 I feel so bad for anyone who dates this chick. What an awful person.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu 2 месяца назад +17

      the bros are just passing her around, she isn't doing much but being dumb

    • @owaiscarneiro226
      @owaiscarneiro226 2 месяца назад +1

      Agree

    • @mr.tellithowitisz
      @mr.tellithowitisz 2 месяца назад +1

      She smashed steiny from nelk then Bradley Martyn right after

    • @bennunes967
      @bennunes967 Месяц назад

      She’s dating one of biggest country stars right now 😅 zach bryan

    • @ogklein4239
      @ogklein4239 Месяц назад +1

      1000%

  • @strangewayz.
    @strangewayz. Год назад +2223

    Theo said “I WANT TO BE MARRIED” like he had to convince himself lol

    • @shedzproductions8262
      @shedzproductions8262 11 месяцев назад +33

      😂😂😂 theo so fucked. Love the guy

    • @at752
      @at752 11 месяцев назад +1

      lol

    • @thegrayjedi5202
      @thegrayjedi5202 11 месяцев назад +21

      No he was reiterating the statement, he thought she was asking HIM to marry her lol. He was realizing he heard the question wrong

    • @Toki52
      @Toki52 10 месяцев назад

      Theo had to push aside the thought of being locked down with a cheating whore like her.

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 7 месяцев назад +5

      I wish so badly people just stopped trying so hard to want things they don’t want

  • @jasontillack8266
    @jasontillack8266 Год назад +2740

    She's a cheater and just trying to justify it however she can 🤷

    • @dustinmarshall879
      @dustinmarshall879 Год назад

      She's hot but apparently moves like a Scallywag

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Год назад +233

      Literal embodiment of what guys are afraid of in some of these ‘modern’ women.
      Constantly seeking greener pastures instead of trying to put any work into the relationship.

    • @rare5960
      @rare5960 Год назад +16

      ⁠@@chinqlinq89 there’s no reason for pretty girls to try with a normal guy when there’s always gunna be a richer guy that’s willing to wife you up and give her everything she wants. Or even be the rich guys side piece they would much rather that than be the main girl for a normal guy.

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Год назад +25

      @@rare5960 That’s the problem. What myself and many others are speaking about is this modern day where girls who become women compare their lives to those on social media. Theres no argument that it warps their minds, reality and expectations.
      The bad ones ‘for the streets’ are the weak minded ones that will leave a potentially great person for someone else that can validate or give them that higher status they can claim and brag to friends and family, but more importantly to their followers.
      That mindset is insatiable and not sustainable. They will keep chasing greener pastures for their artificial version of contentment until their personal superficiality runs out of fuel.
      Then they’ll realize how many potential good men or people they burned in their path to chase that black hole instead of putting in effort and awareness into what they had.

    • @troyt6864
      @troyt6864 Год назад +9

      Denile is not just a river in Egypt. She'll Love her cats in the future.

  • @moelopez1204
    @moelopez1204 Год назад +1059

    “God didn’t put him down here at 100%” 😂 Theo is hilarious

  • @badadviceforfree
    @badadviceforfree 7 месяцев назад +80

    Love how he slipped in 'you have a beautiful laugh'.. he likes her for sure

  • @shmink2
    @shmink2 11 месяцев назад +131

    "You would really have to prove yourself"
    "I would not be able to" 😆

    • @michaeldematteis3409
      @michaeldematteis3409 4 месяца назад

      Yeah you’d have to prove yourself to the women with big man tattoos all over her.fuck off mate

  • @calebmorales6288
    @calebmorales6288 Год назад +1782

    Theo saying to Khalyla that she’d make more sense with a 6ft man then cutting to Theo telling Nikki that he’s 6ft is crazy 😂

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Год назад +42

      I don't believe for a second that he's 6ft lol.

    • @quincymiller782
      @quincymiller782 Год назад

      same hes at least 7ft @@colecampbell1906

    • @carlosbonilla4537
      @carlosbonilla4537 Год назад +10

      @@colecampbell1906he is. I was surprised to find that out too. I always figured he was short.

    • @slothymango
      @slothymango Год назад +1

      ​@@colecampbell1906he is, at least, it's surprising but he is

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Год назад +1

      @@carlosbonilla4537 and how did you find out, was it just a matter of him saying so?

  • @VegitosTrainer
    @VegitosTrainer Год назад +775

    Nah Theo saying Bobby looks like where diarrhea originated from is crazy 😂 even if my best friend says this imma be a little sad hahahah

    • @michaelluciano1980
      @michaelluciano1980 Год назад +4

      God damn 😂

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 Год назад +12

      That means it was the Chinese again

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc 9 месяцев назад +10

      Said it to *his girl* too!

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rockyevans1584or the Mexican.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 9 месяцев назад +1

      @chinaman1 does Theo call Bobby Mexican too?

  • @wertrocks123
    @wertrocks123 Год назад +260

    "Burlesque, ambient sound of a man" - honestly, that doesn't make any sense, but is somehow an absolutely hilarious combination of words

    • @nightmoose
      @nightmoose Год назад

      polite way of saying "wet beef fart of a man"

    • @CrayonsYummyYummy
      @CrayonsYummyYummy 9 месяцев назад +7

      Ambient sound took me out hahaha

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 11 дней назад

      I think that just describes the daily asmr of Don Frye

  • @stopShoutRunCry
    @stopShoutRunCry 11 месяцев назад +285

    “That cheetah must’ve been strong!” Had my dying!

  • @joshuaduenas4969
    @joshuaduenas4969 9 месяцев назад +44

    “I could get a new job” lmao

  • @Yeehaw019
    @Yeehaw019 Год назад +142

    "You guys come from a background that has a lot of street food" 😂

  • @KXNG_08
    @KXNG_08 Год назад +251

    “ I thought you were asking me to get married “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonys8448
      @tonys8448 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂 it went right over here head that one 😂😂😂

  • @mattdoliver1984
    @mattdoliver1984 Год назад +959

    My Autistic friend thinks Theo Von's name is The Oven .....The Ovon

  • @p0ddie
    @p0ddie 9 месяцев назад +91

    The explanation at around 7:00 is the most elaborate, nice but honest and stern way to tell someone to bark up another tree. Nicely done, miss.

    • @jkc.adventure
      @jkc.adventure 7 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah I really didn't think Theo was trying to move on her until this ep. Probably the first time I've seen a shitty side to Theo and yeah she handled that really well.

    • @julydays4194
      @julydays4194 5 месяцев назад +23

      ​@jkc.adventure it was more of an ongoing joke at the time, he made similar comments in front of Bobby in a few previous podcasts. After they broke up, Bobby even gave him props for not making a move like some other colleagues had

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 3 месяца назад +3

      Was kinda mean tbh

    • @succhiami
      @succhiami 2 месяца назад

      please never try reading into what someone is saying ever again. you probably think a "hi" said with a higher tone means someone wants to go deep inside. 😂

  • @connermudd934
    @connermudd934 11 месяцев назад +89

    “the cheetah must have been strong”😭😭😂

  • @NotCollectedNorCalm
    @NotCollectedNorCalm Год назад +162

    "what's barrage? that's french right?" - theo von 🐐

  • @hackattack7811
    @hackattack7811 Год назад +127

    Overlapping? Lets call it for what it is. Cheating. And if she's cheating on her boyfriend with you, shes gonna cheat on you with someone else. Shes not stopping with you.

    • @domri4203
      @domri4203 11 месяцев назад +5

      Some guys are happy waiting for their turn.

    • @catcat9582
      @catcat9582 11 месяцев назад

      There's a 50 percent chance statistically. Just like with a person who's history u don't know

    • @anywallsocket
      @anywallsocket 4 месяца назад

      Yeah doesn’t sound like that friend group was all that traditional anyway, let people fk around if they wanna - tryna hold an individual for yourself forever is more weird if you ask me.

    • @jazay591
      @jazay591 13 дней назад +1

      If it's a friend group all the guys are probably in on it, and are taking turns. She's not relationship material and neither are the guys passing her around.

  • @hobobum1216
    @hobobum1216 Год назад +98

    "he looks like where diarrhea started" 🤣🤣

  • @vanmax1363
    @vanmax1363 9 месяцев назад +29

    “Is this a proposal?” Theo the number one Gaslighting King 🤴

  • @actionsonobj
    @actionsonobj 11 месяцев назад +186

    I love how he thought she was literally asking him if he wanted to get married to her

    • @cathalmcdonough5247
      @cathalmcdonough5247 11 месяцев назад +11

      Haha. “Oh I thought you were asking me”

    • @bjbnhghgjg9427
      @bjbnhghgjg9427 10 месяцев назад +41

      well he didn't, he acted like he did for comedic effect. he's an intelligent comic.

    • @juiceboxbzrk
      @juiceboxbzrk 10 месяцев назад +6

      Man was just covering his bases

    • @StanHowse
      @StanHowse 2 месяца назад

      "Not to a Cheater!" lol

    • @cjay2001-s1c
      @cjay2001-s1c 20 дней назад +1

      @@bjbnhghgjg9427 you sound fun at parties mate

  • @jackbeucher7071
    @jackbeucher7071 Год назад +2256

    Theo talking to khalyla is the most awkward podcast of all time

    • @stephenr85
      @stephenr85 Год назад +372

      The outtakes I saw at the time just made it seem like Theo was actually making a pass, which actually pissed me off, but when I watched the full episode, I got the sense that Theo was just fucking with Bobby.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 Год назад +333

      @@stephenr85 I would be more weary of Khalyla than Theo. One of these people cheated on Bobby Lee and their name isn't Theo.

    • @aceofspades6667
      @aceofspades6667 Год назад +20

      His pod with Kh was way long ago when Bob and K were in solid ground and him and Bob were just becoming friends

    • @disturbed157
      @disturbed157 Год назад

      ​@@randylahey5463do you think Bobby Lee is a good person or something? As if theo and his ex need to keep him pure? He's a fucking degenerate

    • @stephenr85
      @stephenr85 Год назад +98

      @@aceofspades6667 If you move in on another man's girl, you are disrespecting both of them. It's a garbage move, ethically and professionally, whether you're good friends with the guy or not. If you know a lady is in a relationship, you should respect that boundary, and if she doesn't, she's not loyal in principle or worth your time.

  • @davesullivan8073
    @davesullivan8073 11 месяцев назад +127

    I love watching this guy. there’s just some sort of innocence about him but he’s really cool too. It’s like he’s 14-year-old when he’s talking to these women and he’s just so shy. It just cracks me up. I’ve seen some of his other interviews with guys like Hulk, Hogan, Dana White and they’re excellent too.

    • @AcidAroma
      @AcidAroma 11 месяцев назад +13

      He’s interviewed the Hulk and Hogan?? I must have missed those episodes

    • @SkooterMcGavin042
      @SkooterMcGavin042 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@AcidAromathat’s what I’m saying. I’m aware of who the Hulk is, but I’m kinda excited to see who this Hogan fella is

    • @naughtguap3832
      @naughtguap3832 7 месяцев назад +2

      He has interviewed so many people at this point, it's hard to keep track. Bill, Burr, Jordan, Peterson, just to mention a few. I could go on.

    • @succhiami
      @succhiami 2 месяца назад

      3 of the most unfunny people to ever exist just so happened to find this comment. no luck, Dave.. no luck. :'(

    • @TWI-WII
      @TWI-WII Месяц назад

      @@naughtguap3832 lmaoooo

  • @hexit7777
    @hexit7777 Год назад +345

    Theo tryna snake khalyla while acting oblivious is hilarious

    • @treyglodis148
      @treyglodis148 9 месяцев назад +39

      Idk I lowkey don’t fw it

    • @jkc.adventure
      @jkc.adventure 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@treyglodis148 Yeah I watched it back a couple times, that's some dog shit man.

    • @ANGELOFDARKification
      @ANGELOFDARKification 2 месяца назад

      Think he was just playing up to the bit because he didn't make a move on her after her breakup with Bobby.

    • @hexit7777
      @hexit7777 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ANGELOFDARKification Theo doesn’t strike me as socially aware enough to “play” anything up for a bit.

    • @ANGELOFDARKification
      @ANGELOFDARKification 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hexit7777 I'm pretty sure he's acting up to it. His whole career is based on playing up to his southern upbringing.

  • @tj8210
    @tj8210 4 месяца назад +9

    "I know one guy, hes not a detective but he'll find out" hahah

  • @dankoverloadtv1409
    @dankoverloadtv1409 Год назад +569

    Theo was movin mad with khalyla 😂😂😂

    • @troyt6864
      @troyt6864 Год назад

      And she rejected him. Which means she wants to f him.

    • @tomstone5110
      @tomstone5110 Год назад +32

      You would too but nah. She's a super freak

    • @isabelmontoya9797
      @isabelmontoya9797 Год назад

      Well she eat booty so…🤷🏻‍♀️ male booty at that 🤢

    • @R0C4I
      @R0C4I Год назад +43

      @@tomstone5110 Poor Bobby

    • @michealhyperion3023
      @michealhyperion3023 Год назад +19

      @@tomstone5110 nah shes got arbys

  • @afv571
    @afv571 Год назад +194

    Lainey Wilson has a bright future behind her

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 9 месяцев назад

      @afv571 I see where you're going with that. She really does have a thick one though.

    • @alejandrogn4
      @alejandrogn4 9 месяцев назад +3

      😆

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc 9 месяцев назад +1

      She seems nice. I don't know much about her though, and a big rump does also put me at ease.

    • @Icanbacktrailers
      @Icanbacktrailers 8 месяцев назад +2

      You might want to double check that. She’s doing better than you

    • @alejandrogn4
      @alejandrogn4 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@Icanbacktrailers lil bro doesn't get jokes

  • @germanreactionchannel3574
    @germanreactionchannel3574 Год назад +78

    "I know one Guy He isn't even a Detektiv, but He fcking, He find Out" 😂

  • @abnormaltexan
    @abnormaltexan 11 месяцев назад +43

    I love out of all the people he’s interviewed Laney Wilson got Theos humor better than anybody he’s had on. I think that Louisiana in both of them really showed. She is funny!

    • @JoshAllenberg
      @JoshAllenberg 11 месяцев назад +13

      People in the south dont take themselves so seriously. Thats what I noticed living in the north, people always feel the need to appear intelligent or academic. They can't just roleplay a dumb story for shits n giggles

  • @VaderHades
    @VaderHades 6 месяцев назад +30

    00:44 yeah that's cheating...Overlap, let's destroy someone's life for some years, but hey it's just an overlap. 🤣

    • @sushmag4297
      @sushmag4297 3 месяца назад

      Damn, absolute scumbag behavior. Just end it with someone if you don't wanna be with them anymore.
      I can't stand women with this kind of mentality. Only caring about themselves.

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s called monkey branching

  • @zacharyperez2427
    @zacharyperez2427 Год назад +87

    Overlapping is crazy! Sounds like the next guy is just next in line🤣

    • @EL-ee4cz
      @EL-ee4cz Год назад +1

      Wheres the line?

    • @zacharyperez2427
      @zacharyperez2427 Год назад +15

      @@EL-ee4cz lmao🤣🤣 the streets, my friend

    • @uhskippy23
      @uhskippy23 Год назад

      Next to bang, not relationship lol

    • @anywallsocket
      @anywallsocket 4 месяца назад

      Hey some people don’t wanna tie themselves down, I think that’s fine. If you got cheated on it wasn’t meant to be fam, still hurts tho, I get that, gotta communicate your needs you know.

    • @ChristisKing77777
      @ChristisKing77777 3 месяца назад

      Shes gonna make a great cat mom once her looks ware off and she expires.

  • @Bezmenov93
    @Bezmenov93 Год назад +231

    Second girl admitting she's for the streets, no shame at all. Disgusting times.

    • @R3cklessExo
      @R3cklessExo 9 месяцев назад +1

      She was delusional like any other women like her, thinking she was in a relationship when all the dudes she dated knew she was easy and just wanted a f k and dump

    • @Icanbacktrailers
      @Icanbacktrailers 8 месяцев назад +5

      Ok incel

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Icanbacktrailers relax simp

    • @Icanbacktrailers
      @Icanbacktrailers 6 месяцев назад

      @@troymcclure681 good one. Simp or incel. Nothing in between. Either way, they don’t want want to touch Troy

    • @Laura-oe2dl
      @Laura-oe2dl 4 месяца назад

      men get so triggered when women admit to doing the same thing men do....no one would give two shits if a man said the exact same thing she that she did

  • @OakAthainNerin
    @OakAthainNerin 11 месяцев назад +193

    Theo is a genius. He hides it even better than Norm

    • @Anthony-kw4en
      @Anthony-kw4en 10 месяцев назад +1

      Norm?

    • @OakAthainNerin
      @OakAthainNerin 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@Anthony-kw4en McDonald

    • @Anthony-kw4en
      @Anthony-kw4en 10 месяцев назад

      @@OakAthainNerin no idea

    • @OakAthainNerin
      @OakAthainNerin 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@Anthony-kw4enwell now you have the name so you could probably look it up and then you’ll have an idea 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @bigcedarranch
      @bigcedarranch 9 месяцев назад +8

      Im alot more into Norm than I am Theo.. but feel like Thoes a kind of genius in his own right...

  • @jeremyinthewild
    @jeremyinthewild 11 месяцев назад +17

    I'd have to see how you functioned "I would not function well" Eventually you would have to prove yourself "I would not be able to" 🤣🤣

  • @olliepope5775
    @olliepope5775 9 месяцев назад +33

    Theo hardcore flirting with Bobby's girl is outrageous

    • @curtf9813
      @curtf9813 2 месяца назад

      That’s all to troll Bobby

    • @b4Sed1593
      @b4Sed1593 2 месяца назад +1

      @@curtf9813nah he definitely is into her. Troll or no troll, that was Bobby’s girl for almost 10 years. Nasty behavior

    • @curtf9813
      @curtf9813 2 месяца назад

      Idk how y’all can’t see that he’s joking around. He’s talking about being the pallbearer at Bobby’s funeral and swooping in on her after he’s gone.

    • @curtf9813
      @curtf9813 2 месяца назад +1

      @@b4Sed1593 He also does this type of stuff right in front of Tommy..it’s funny

  • @lvup7907
    @lvup7907 Год назад +224

    Someone needs to do a nature style documentary on female behavior

    • @troyt6864
      @troyt6864 Год назад +2

      Mutual of Omaha special. 😂

    • @Kesslerman1
      @Kesslerman1 Год назад +20

      Someone needs to do a nature documentary on Theo von

    • @drphalanges1520
      @drphalanges1520 11 месяцев назад

      "Female" tells me everything I need to know about you lol. Hope you have sex one day

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 11 месяцев назад

      She explained it perfectly. She collects semen from different males at will and yet will never mate. The current male painting her beef curtains white is never enough when compared to the theoretical "perfect man" that just may be the guy she just started talking to. She only factors what she thinks she gains. She's a parasite.

    • @marcedmunds2063
      @marcedmunds2063 11 месяцев назад +3

      How about a documentary on Theos brain lol

  • @mackenziebarefoot1913
    @mackenziebarefoot1913 9 месяцев назад +5

    “You feel like family”
    Sadness and Sorrow starts playing in the background 😂

  • @thomasoday7375
    @thomasoday7375 6 месяцев назад +9

    "do you wanna get married?" "Not today" BRUH LMAO

  • @jont0315
    @jont0315 7 месяцев назад +8

    Theo funny af. "He not a detective but he'll find out......" find out what Theo🤣

  • @sankoelritmo
    @sankoelritmo 7 месяцев назад +9

    'overlapping' between friend groups without realising she's actually getting passed around the group. 😂

    • @Laura-oe2dl
      @Laura-oe2dl 4 месяца назад

      and likely enjoying every minute of it...what one man lacks, another makes up for and vice-versa. All she's doing is what every man wishes they could do if they had the ability to get as much unrestrained access to sex as she clearly does. "passing around" is literally just 'sex whenever and wherever she wants'.

  • @bartniem9
    @bartniem9 Год назад +360

    It's disgusting how people open up when you don't judge them

    • @StevenMuayGrande
      @StevenMuayGrande Год назад +44

      It’s disgusting when you can’t open up period

    • @federicogarcia9470
      @federicogarcia9470 Год назад +40

      why it´s disgusting, wtf? im missing something?

    • @johnlennon1155
      @johnlennon1155 Год назад +12

      What’s disgusting about that ? I imagine you’re incredibly sad if that’s your outlook on life

    • @nathanlamb3163
      @nathanlamb3163 Год назад

      You’re disgusting

    • @bandzkafka6031
      @bandzkafka6031 Год назад +1

      Lmao

  • @xxbodycountxx7626
    @xxbodycountxx7626 Год назад +25

    "That Cheetah must have been strong."

  • @sushmag4297
    @sushmag4297 Год назад +298

    She marries a guy and if she finds another guy 3 months later that she likes better she will cheat? Wtf is wrong with that person, wowow.
    She's basically saying she's never loyal. If a better guy comes along, she will just jump ship.
    My jaw literally dropped. Do people actually think like this?

    • @finnfeaver1196
      @finnfeaver1196 Год назад +14

      3 weeks buddy. Cursed thinking lolol

    • @zzekrom2834
      @zzekrom2834 Год назад +22

      once her looks go i wonder who will be the one taking care of her. I rlly hope she has someone in her life that loves her enough to take care of her when her assets fade.

    • @amazing175
      @amazing175 Год назад +9

      @@zzekrom2834 is that a trick question? its gonna be no one

    • @JW-28
      @JW-28 Год назад

      She is very thot like. Shes the girl u just pass to your friends.

    • @realhusky
      @realhusky Год назад

      Yep lookup ENM.

  • @bklynman100
    @bklynman100 Год назад +19

    That second chick doesn’t deserve anyone

  • @austinhembd6263
    @austinhembd6263 11 месяцев назад +9

    Buying a malt line is just classic Theo. Totally understated and forgotten but absolutely fire on point

  • @gabrieltulli1766
    @gabrieltulli1766 Год назад +15

    When lainey wilson's picture showed up on the screen, theo didnt even hold up. He just said: WOW

  • @fpromax02
    @fpromax02 Год назад +18

    “Overlap” she’s a side chick 😂😂

  • @PinkCrystalTea
    @PinkCrystalTea Год назад +27

    I bet Theo really thougtht he was being asked for his hand in marriage 2:10 LOL

  • @capwb
    @capwb 7 месяцев назад +6

    WE NEED A BOBBI ALTHOFF AND THEO VON INTERVIEW, I WANNA SEE BOBBI FALL IN LOVE

  • @JohnBricksmith2048
    @JohnBricksmith2048 10 месяцев назад +10

    "He looks like where diarrhea started" 👏🤣 yo thats highly offensive 😭😭💀💀

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 3 месяца назад

      Ikr? Diarrhea definitely started with some random jeet

  • @DeleriousOdyssey
    @DeleriousOdyssey Год назад +164

    Theo is so transparent with Khalila. He was crazy in love with her, lol

    • @introspectah
      @introspectah 10 месяцев назад +23

      Not at all in love. He was desperately seeking for validation; trying to figure out how she could be so attracted to Bobby but not him? Made him so insecure, even more. To consider that at least in her eyes he might be less attractive than Bobby while in his eyes and according to the norm he sees himself as typically much more attractive to Women than Bobby is. This alone was crushing him. Not some deep love for Khalyla: rather a deep awe of her timeless Beauty and the serious value her likeness to a Goddess represents.
      Poor Theo just wanted some validation from Mommy Earth.

    • @juandirection8820
      @juandirection8820 10 месяцев назад

      Lmao wtf is this crap? Weirdo comment

    • @HolyCodzta
      @HolyCodzta 2 месяца назад +1

      @@introspectah Or he was just shit testing his friends girl

    • @BasedTexans
      @BasedTexans 2 месяца назад +1

      He's in LOVE

  • @Wuisini
    @Wuisini Год назад +27

    Proposing to Theo Von during the podcast is wild 😂

  • @thetroubles1229
    @thetroubles1229 Год назад +88

    Theo hating on Bobby 😂😂

    • @chrisreale4326
      @chrisreale4326 Месяц назад

      theo was like 12 or something when dvdasa was going how crazy is that

  • @cuhzlightyear8151
    @cuhzlightyear8151 8 месяцев назад +5

    "I know a guy, he's not a detective but uhh 😑 he'll find out😑" 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @The1stKing
    @The1stKing Год назад +19

    0:51 what a lovely human being. I bet every respectable man is tripping over to date her.

    • @dsegui85
      @dsegui85 11 месяцев назад +2

      Sad thing is she’s dating Zach Bryan, one of the most popular country artists right now

  • @Samwisedragon
    @Samwisedragon Год назад +55

    " a strong shellfish would kill him"

  • @benjaminreed1485
    @benjaminreed1485 Год назад +37

    "You have a beautiful laugh too" holy fuck!! 3:42

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 Год назад +27

      I actually lost respect for theo from that. He's cleaning up scraps

    • @jaxsong2867
      @jaxsong2867 Год назад +7

      Theo is so smart people just assume he is dumb His humor is so deep

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 Год назад

      @@jaxsong2867 he is stupid he's just using every braincell in his body to hit on one of his good friends girlfriend because he clearly has no morals when it comes to women

    • @benjaminreed1485
      @benjaminreed1485 Год назад +4

      @@bensheard3969 He's being sarcastic pal!

    • @bensheard3969
      @bensheard3969 Год назад +2

      @@benjaminreed1485 doesn't matter this whole interview screams flirting

  • @bhaskarkakati
    @bhaskarkakati Год назад +24

    Theo Von unleashing the Dark Arts on poor Bobby Lee

  • @noneya2096
    @noneya2096 Год назад +100

    The term he's looking for is 'monkey branching'. It's a common woman tactic that they evolved to ensure constant security and protection. Essentially, she will not break up with a male without having another one to latch onto already in place.

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 11 месяцев назад +29

      Similar to a parasite.

    • @david7384
      @david7384 11 месяцев назад

      they didn't "evolve" it lmao they just have no morals

    • @catcat9582
      @catcat9582 11 месяцев назад +5

      I've seen men try to monkey branch to me why is that a bad thing??

    • @noneya2096
      @noneya2096 11 месяцев назад

      @@catcat9582 Women don't produce resources, they extract them. So you can't compare a man and a woman here because when a woman does it she's securing resources and taking them from men with nefarious goals in her heart. Your example is just a man trying to F as many women as he can...he wasn't taking resources from you, its not even comparible.
      You comparing men and women here is like all those 40+ year old women who are very successful and will be forever single because they don't understand that the things that make men attractive are not the same things that make women attractive.

    • @doubledont4949
      @doubledont4949 10 месяцев назад +5

      People in the comments are acting like she's a murderer or some shit lol, I've had it happen to me and after awhile you just gotta realize we're all fucked up in our own way and forgive and move on 🤷‍♂️ Cant hold that hate in your heart forever especially when none of us are perfect and we all hurt people in our own ways from time to time

  • @lettherebelamp5102
    @lettherebelamp5102 5 месяцев назад +4

    2:11 there’s something so deeply funny to me about Theo responding to a normal question as if he’s being casually proposed to.

  • @xLordSpicy
    @xLordSpicy Год назад +23

    The way goes top 50 then 40 then 30, you can't rehearse that. He's so naturally quick and hilarious its unbelievable

  • @ganglestank
    @ganglestank Год назад +43

    Take notes boys. Many women are always looking for the next best thing. That is actually one measurement of a sociopath/psychopath; there is a psychopath test developed by psychologists with the question “on a scale of strongly agree to strongly disagree, what would you rate the following statement? It is okay to cancel on current plans if something better comes along” psychopaths will rate higher on agree.

    • @landolockss
      @landolockss Год назад +6

      That is a dumb ass hypothetical question. If I have dinner plans with my homie I’ve known forever, and a 10/10 girl hits me to have dinner, TRUST me the homie would call me a psychopath if I DIDNT cancel on him to go with her. That don’t make you a psychopath

    • @ganglestank
      @ganglestank Год назад +8

      @@landolockss you just listed a scenario that doesn’t relate to the core issue whatsoever. Of course you can imagine an exception. There is an exception to any scenario you can imagine. The point is that a prior commitment has no intrinsic value to a psychopath. Key word commitment. People may commit to varying degrees. A 4-5 hour hangout session is not a very valuable commitment to either party; a relationship is.

    • @QuantumMecha
      @QuantumMecha 11 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@ganglestankI see what you’re saying, I guess it just depends on what it is. There’s context for everything and I guess that is what makes it hard to just blindly agree or even disagree with you.
      I think though narrowing it down to “many women” might be a little misleading though, right? I mean it’s totally us as well, I feel I know many more psychopathic dudes than dudettes but maybe that’s just me or maybe the characteristics are presented a bit differently.

    • @Jackholiday1025
      @Jackholiday1025 11 месяцев назад +6

      Looking for the next best thing is not just a woman thing though.
      But yeah I’m just sick of this gender war rhetoric and people pitting men and women against each other. I think it’s lame when both men and women want to overly generalize and demonize the other gender.

    • @ganglestank
      @ganglestank 11 месяцев назад

      @@Jackholiday1025 eh, i’ve been around a lot of “lockerroom talk” and never really experienced men talking about experiencing any of those feelings. Not to say we don’t have our own issues though.

  • @joshknight8973
    @joshknight8973 11 месяцев назад +8

    When K said that people say Theo was the side piece, closed his eyes and just imagined everything he would do to her... lol

  • @mo-issa
    @mo-issa 2 месяца назад +3

    "He's not a detective but he'll find out"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhatgotagat300
    @jhatgotagat300 Год назад +13

    Yoooo the end the end🤣🤣🤣 “I would not be able too” bruhhh🤣🤣🤣couldn’t even fake it anymore lololol REEEE

  • @JerryFlowersIII
    @JerryFlowersIII Год назад +29

    The right person isn't the one you meet, it's the one you've known.

  • @LunaLoveBad6969
    @LunaLoveBad6969 8 месяцев назад +3

    Theo is fighting for his LIFE with the last girl. Give it up man 😂😂

  • @meighty7080
    @meighty7080 10 месяцев назад +4

    The way he said, 'I want to get married." Was so forced its hilarious 😂

  • @EmiliaLanders
    @EmiliaLanders 11 месяцев назад +51

    She’s not marriage material, but she’s honest about it. Men need to take that at face value

    • @faketaxi25
      @faketaxi25 11 месяцев назад +14

      you dont know if she was honest to the people she fucked over tho

    • @anandja8544
      @anandja8544 10 месяцев назад

      Tell that to people she's fucked over.

  • @danilo.castelli
    @danilo.castelli 9 месяцев назад +4

    "He actually looks like where diarrhea started". I love Theo Von's brain.

  • @chinqlinq89
    @chinqlinq89 Год назад +14

    “I, would like TO get married…” 😑 why did he say it like that LOL 2:09

  • @Lugenfabrik
    @Lugenfabrik 10 месяцев назад +21

    That conversation with Khalyla was painful to watch. 😭

    • @jaysven6153
      @jaysven6153 5 месяцев назад

      Is that the “overlap” hoe?

  • @sensibilities1
    @sensibilities1 11 месяцев назад +10

    “God you have a beautiful laugh too..” 😂

  • @jacobj3491
    @jacobj3491 11 месяцев назад +31

    "I'm scared of getting married because what if I meet a guy 3 weeks into the marriage and he's the one I should've married"
    This is a symptom of all this soul-mate nonsense. People will become best friends with whoever is assigned to be their college roommate but when it comes to marriage it has to be 1 specific person out of the 7 billion people on Earth? We love our families more than anyone and we don't even get to choose them. Sometimes I think arranged marriage is the way to go

  • @RandyBavender-xb2ir
    @RandyBavender-xb2ir Месяц назад +2

    Theo was joking around, Khalyla be lookin around like she serious😂

  • @MikeHawk8008
    @MikeHawk8008 Год назад +39

    Love your daughters, fellas

  • @TheChrispablo
    @TheChrispablo Год назад +25

    come on Theo don't shoot like that against our guy Bobby

  • @wheeliewheelie1
    @wheeliewheelie1 10 месяцев назад +6

    Here I am wanting to end the year laughing so doing a Theo Von binge the whole day...😂😂😂

  • @Gunner4D
    @Gunner4D 11 месяцев назад +5

    Theo Vonn - "That cheetah must've been strong." Talking about Lainy Wilsons butt. 😂

  • @Brenda-uf8pk
    @Brenda-uf8pk 2 месяца назад +2

    Her: do you want to get married?
    Theo: not today 😂

  • @charlielaunder4520
    @charlielaunder4520 Год назад +36

    Overlap meeting ? Is that the same as caught cheating ? I love this make up a new word world.

  • @miguelsergio100
    @miguelsergio100 Год назад +31

    Theo has the potential to be a player

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 Год назад +22

    Bobby is one of my 30 favorite people. 😂.

  • @ChristIsKing876
    @ChristIsKing876 8 месяцев назад +2

    I feel being a friend to Theo is a blessing and a curse at the same time. Wish I had friend like him.

  • @InfectedoOG
    @InfectedoOG 10 месяцев назад +3

    Theo & that girl were just roasting Bobby lmao

  • @gregred88
    @gregred88 Год назад +22

    That Polish bad boy 🤣

  • @SEH_ARTGOLD
    @SEH_ARTGOLD Год назад +10

    Theo: I love Bobby, he's my fif-four ah hmm thirty top favorite people.

  • @brucebruno842
    @brucebruno842 Год назад +72

    It takes 3 months to break/make behavioral patterns and thinking/feeling patterns. This is why at the 3 month mark people are settled into a new job, career altogether, home, school, etc... Good Dr.s don't like to prescribe narcotic medications longer than 3 months, because of this. People SHOULD take at least 3 months in between relationships to shed old baggage, process and learn from the last relationship, and to get back to being them and just them to get back to themselves. It saves soooo much time eventhough it sounds like it would take up more.

    • @BullMarketBandit
      @BullMarketBandit Год назад +2

      Facts

    • @MillionDollarMullettt
      @MillionDollarMullettt Год назад

      This is so solid bro. Appreciate you sharing this for real🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

    • @isabelmontoya9797
      @isabelmontoya9797 Год назад +4

      Maybe a little off topic but it takes three months to become a marine so yeah I see it happening After three months!

    • @hitchwagster
      @hitchwagster Год назад +1

      Or maybe just grow up and date for marriage?

    • @brucebruno842
      @brucebruno842 9 месяцев назад

      @@isabelmontoya9797 In Europe and the U.K., when you get a job, there is a 3 month probationary period. For drug addicts, as I was a certified counselor, the first 3 months of being sobrper is the most precarious or most difficult period. This is a psychological principle, so it applies to many things. It's useful, too. Say someone wants to eat a healthy diet and exercise, because you need to do both to succeed, having the knowledge that it's only 3 months, and having something/time to aim for. You know it'll get better from then on. This is true for any major changes in life whether they are intentional or not.

  • @jerrycaughman6324
    @jerrycaughman6324 6 месяцев назад +1

    “He looks like a strong shellfish would kill him”. I’m dying.

  • @jamesmagee7473
    @jamesmagee7473 2 месяца назад

    “He drives and plays games. He puts himself in dangerous ways” 😂

  • @ericdiaz5492
    @ericdiaz5492 Год назад +70

    Theo and Bobby are good friends I thought kinda crazy Theo was talkin to khalyla like this while still dating bobby

    • @cameronroberts5461
      @cameronroberts5461 Год назад +1

      Theo surely realizes she is not worth his time. Never heard anything material about him dating anyone, let alone her.

    • @stephenr85
      @stephenr85 Год назад +17

      I was really disappointed with Theo when I saw the outtakes from that episode a while back, but when I watched the full episode, I got more of a sense that he was just fucking with Bobby.

    • @LolLololol-m1i
      @LolLololol-m1i Год назад

      Ew isn’t Bobby like 43 and Khalyla looks like 26

    • @jonkash21
      @jonkash21 Год назад +1

      @@LolLololol-m1i He's actually 52 and she's 39

    • @BrianRoss6
      @BrianRoss6 Год назад +1

      @@jonkash21they both look young for their age