at Stromboli's School you will make plenty of good grades....FOR ME!!! and if you ever fail; *lick* you will make good....FIRE WOOD!!! enroll now! before I knock-a-you silly!
@@QwistoffYTP I want a new YTP starring Simba (The Lion King), Baloo (1967 The Jungle Book), and Louis (The Princess and The Frog) because I want the three to be the star of there comedy show!!! Oh and btw...I love Stromboli!!! He totally rocks!!!!!
Dearly beloved! For your entertainment It's my pleasure to introduce to you hell's latest arrival The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor! Hello, it's nice to meet you Oh, can you tell me where I am? I don't know how I got here But I, I think I'm starting to understand I don't belong among the angels And baby, that's just fine with me The things I did up there were high school But now I'm going for my degree Hey Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire Wait a minute, do I know you? Weren't you an old pal of mine? Departed from us far to early But now we're meeting a second time We used to have such fun together And maybe you have what I need But first I have one tiny question Tell me, do you demons bleed? Hey Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire Hey Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane?
All of Gepetto's Insane Moments Caught on YTP Camera: 0:46 Pinocchio trips and Gepetto just laughs hysterically, walking back inside. 3:35 He tries to shoot Gimminy Cricket (Major Footage) 3:44 He dances around like he's drunk 4:24-4:43 He hates his son and keeps sexually abusing these poor fish 4:44 He's going to cook some of the fish he sexually abused 5:03 Nobody knows, but they may possibly be dead. From this footage, I believe Gepetto should be in a Mental Hospital by now.
"I wish that my little Pinocchio might shut up *FOR 5 MINUTES!!!!!!* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:08 Literally any parent in the world would want to wish that on their kid(s)!
The part where Jiminy Cricket entered Gepetto's toyshop, and then when Gepetto saw Jiminy Cricket, he killed him made me laugh out loud!!! XD 3:26-3:39!!!
"Hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly dee." That made me laugh more than it should have. 3:35 Gepetto takes bug extermination to the extreme!
It's already twice that Geppetto's shop explodes, in my opinion, he does it on purpose to get the insurance money... Ps: I think that Geppetto's song it's pretty catchy, I'd like a longer version
*Stromboli:* Ladies and gentlemen. Pinocchio is firewood _Audience applauds_ *Jimmny:* Whoa! _Firewood comes from above and lands on stage_ *Jimmny:* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
My favorite parts in this YTP... “What are those?” “Oh, they’re a fish!” “YOu actUaLly think?-“ “Why he’s a natural born idiot!” “I wish that my little Pinocchio might.. SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES!” “HAHAHAHA that is very STOO-PIID!” “No Pinocchio, not chair! NoT cHaIr!”
Stromboli: "You are very Annoying!" 2:34. Pinocchio: "Gee, thanks." 2:37. Stromboli: (drinking, then he stops drinking, and looks at Pinocchio like he's a blithering idiot.) 2:38. Stromboli: "You idiot!" 2:39.
I just watched Pinocchio last night and it really is one of my fav Disney movies, So seeing you have a poop of it oh my GOD i had such HUGE LAUGHS THANK YOU! Your YTPs are clever and unique with your lil facials and remix scene and it isn’t repetitive unlike so many other YTPs that use the same trope over and over Keep doing what you’re doing Qwistoff!
4:57 I was sorta expecting Pinocchio to whack the chair over homer just for a gag. That Geppetto remix was done very well and hilariously. BTW, the your reanimated faces for characters are amazing!
Don't bother me now pinocchio
😙🐟
Why me?
Obviously this men really likes fish - Charmx
I know right!! - me
Oh
*"u R vErY aNnOyInG!"*
*"ThAt Is STUPID!"*
3:44
Gepetto: “Not the Chair!”
Stramboli: “The Chair is firewood! Firewood will make lots of money for public toilets”
Public toilets
3:05
4:54
Spelling error Stromboli
Somebody once told me...
5:11 "nobody eats a bite. until I die." Gepetto really is crazy.
I mean you’re not rong
Stalin in a nutshell
4:57-5:00
*"NOT THE CHAIR!"*
I'm dying on that part lol
*"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"*
Me too
Mary Denson Now listen we are going to die
It sounded like he said not chair
Me too
Gepetto: "Don't bother me now, Pinocchio! I'm making out with a fish!"
Pinocchio: "....Seriously?" 😤
I love that part of the YTP LOL also how know he had a thing for fish
So close, yet so far (68 likes)
If this was a “try not to laugh” competition, I’ve already lost 5 seconds ago. 🤣🤣🤣
Same
Pinocchio:Oh look Father! Look! What are those?
Geppetto: Huh? Oh those. They are fish!
Pinocchio:
*DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK?*
Don’t Bother me Now, Pinocchio!
*Proceeds to Sexually abuse a Fish*
IsaiahTheVargas 1117 Why me?
Why me?
OOF WHY ME.
RIP FISH ???? TO ?????. I FORGET DA DATE REALISED
Scott Clark lol
Rejected
Stromboli's School: We'll make FIREWOOD out of you. HaHaHaHa.
As of curiosity, who is portraying this Stromboli?
XD LOL
at Stromboli's School you will make plenty of good grades....FOR ME!!! and if you ever fail; *lick* you will make good....FIRE WOOD!!! enroll now! before I knock-a-you silly!
Welcome to Firewood school....and you fail
Stromboli’s school: where you will make lots of money
Come we make a nice fire and cook the fish.
Fire! That's it!
Yes and then nobody eats a bite! 🤣🤣
Kara Smith Z Nobody eats a bite...until I die
Stromboli: Ladies and Gentleman, Pinocchio is firewood!
Good.
Jiminy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought he said fireworks XD
I thought he was redwood...-_-
i though it was water-proof
5:04 Qwistoff correctly predicts Tom Hanks playing Gepetto in new live-action Pinocchio movie
2:25 after all the cameos Stromboli has finnaly gone insane
You got that right XD
@@QwistoffYTP I want a new YTP starring Simba (The Lion King), Baloo (1967 The Jungle Book), and Louis (The Princess and The Frog) because I want the three to be the star of there comedy show!!!
Oh and btw...I love Stromboli!!! He totally rocks!!!!!
@@QwistoffYTP make more stromboli ytps please
Dearly beloved!
For your entertainment
It's my pleasure to introduce to you hell's latest arrival
The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor!
Hello, it's nice to meet you
Oh, can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here
But I, I think I'm starting to understand
I don't belong among the angels
And baby, that's just fine with me
The things I did up there were high school
But now I'm going for my degree
Hey
Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
Wait a minute, do I know you?
Weren't you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far to early
But now we're meeting a second time
We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first I have one tiny question
Tell me, do you demons bleed?
Hey
Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
Hey
Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
When some one is too loud 2:09 and I can't get to sleep
All of Gepetto's Insane Moments Caught on YTP Camera:
0:46 Pinocchio trips and Gepetto just laughs hysterically, walking back inside.
3:35 He tries to shoot Gimminy Cricket (Major Footage)
3:44 He dances around like he's drunk
4:24-4:43 He hates his son and keeps sexually abusing these poor fish
4:44 He's going to cook some of the fish he sexually abused
5:03 Nobody knows, but they may possibly be dead.
From this footage, I believe Gepetto should be in a Mental Hospital by now.
Forgot one:
0:33 He mistakes Honest John and Gideon for fish.
"I wish that my little Pinocchio might shut up
*FOR 5 MINUTES!!!!!!* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:08 Literally any parent in the world would want to wish that on their kid(s)!
The part where Jiminy Cricket entered Gepetto's toyshop, and then when Gepetto saw Jiminy Cricket, he killed him made me laugh out loud!!! XD 3:26-3:39!!!
It made me laugh, too.
-Since I saw there was no one about, I made myself a home.
-Ohhh!
-AAAAAAAH!
(BANG! BOOM!)
It’s so hilarious I laugh so hard
3:34 3:35 3:36
HI-DIDDILY INTENSIFIES
1:30 😁
2:09 "I wish my little pinnochio could SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES"!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Shrek and Shrek 2
2:14 me when i forgot to turn off the clock in the midnight 3am or more
2:11 Donkey from Shrek and Shrek from Shrek 2
Now listen, we are going to die.
Oh.
*THE END*
Nobody eats a bite! Until I *D* *I* *E*
Perfect ending!👌😂
Why?
-Go to sleep NOW!!
Why?
.............
I wish my little Pinocchio might SHUT UP FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
LMAOOO
That’s my favorite part about this YTP
3:36 Jiminy's scream was Hercules.
"I wish my little Pinocchio would sHuT uP FOR FIVE MINUTES!" More like Gepetto is Shrek! 😆
Why?
Riley Flakemore (kills Pinocchio)
Xd
Gepetto Is Insane And Is Also Shrek.
Also, what happened to your Shrek YTP video? I couldn't find it.
0:07 It took 5 YTPs for Stromboli to finally make Pinocchio into firewood?
RIP Pinocchio
There was one where Stromboli put Pinocchio through a wood chipper.
3:12 Dads when they hear a joke at dinner
0:35 Question: what are those?
Answer: furries
no the real answer is FIREWOOD
Mad King Charles They are Fish
Hermione Granger no they're FIREWOOD
Master Farr They are chairs
Hermione Granger and those chairs will make good... FIREWOOD
If only all movies were like this masterpiece.
This is by far your funniest Poop yet! The jokes were excellent and your timing was spot on! Keep up the great work. :)
The part at the beginning when Jiminy Cricket screams always has me cackling 😂😂😂
The shut up for 5 minutes part cracks me up.
Oh it's you you're the one who made The train killers... I love the train killers it was pretty good😁
Hi, HOP.
2:09 Geppeto: I wish my little Pinocchio might Shut Up for five Minutes
Edit: Me: 😂
Nobody eats till I D I E
Pinocchio is going to have to wait a while.
Btw loved this one, it was another good addition to the Pinocchio ytp collection.
Will Pinocchio really have to wait?
@@AroAceGamer Yeah
@@mafyboy0420 I mean he is an old man. Doesn't have too long.
D.O.T :/ unless. Pinocchio does something about it
*n o t i f w e k i l l t h e m f i r s t --*
COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE...!
I died when at 4:55 he said “Oh, no smoking, Pinocchio!” Then Pinocchio pulled out a box of “Tobacco” 😂
4:54
Is the reason why Pinocchio ended up as firewood in the beginning is that he let his Stromboli get cold?
It was foreshadowing lol
Cold stromboli is a sin.
Me when my friends keep me up all night 2:00
*I a m t o o o l d f o r t h i s*
@@jaydentt I wish that my little Pinocchio might Shut up FOR 5 MINUTES!!!!!
3:14
When you can't both drink and laugh x'D
3:23 …Stoopeed …stupid
I did this
@@melanymayo2220When?
“Pinocchio is firewood!” Got me, but when that pile of wood hit the stage, I totally lost it 😂😂😂😂
1:42 I imagined he would say “now close your eyes (*with Kaa’s voice*) and trust in me”, and Pinocchio’s “why” would be excellent
1:42 Yes-s-s-s, Man Cub. # Pleas-s-se go to sleep # Please go to sleep # S-S-Sleep, little man cub # Rest in peace # Sleep. S-S-S-Sleep.
"I'm a snake who's looking forward to making you my dinner once you sleep because I am very dangerous to man and oh. I see my mistake."
@@MrBlueSkyof1607What mashup is that?
Great! What if they added audio from home on the range? Or charlie and the chocolate factory? Or Cinderella?
I love this part
the dad :let's get some rest
Pinocchio,:why
dad:because we need to
Pinocchio:why,
me:WHY DON'T U SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP
2:25 Stromboli, are you okay? LOL!
That's what happens when YTP fame gets to you
Qwistoff YTP FAAAME!
Bob A Linx ah yes I forgot it's 'FAAAME' XD
Qwistoff YTP *Groucho Marx eyebrow wiggle*
2:02 "but why?" "Go to sleep NOW"
"Y?" "I wish my little pinocchio would SHUT UP FOR 5 MINUTES!!!"
3:44-4:00 Once again Quistoff, you struck it gold with another remix. NOw to wait for the extended one.
The one in the Bambi one is the best
OH YOUR TALKING
I saw Stromboli at Disney Land once...
It was one of my most terrifying experiences ever :l
does he wanted to make firewood out of you?
How long ago was this?
Also, has the Blue Fairy ever been a character at any Disney parks?
Don't fight stromboli.
Stromboli: moves his face weirdly. Pinocchio: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Plz make me die of laughter again
"Hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly, hi-diddly dee." That made me laugh more than it should have.
3:35 Gepetto takes bug extermination to the extreme!
It's already twice that Geppetto's shop explodes, in my opinion, he does it on purpose to get the insurance money...
Ps: I think that Geppetto's song it's pretty catchy, I'd like a longer version
Casimiro IV di Norvezia LOL! That could be possible.
Gepetto's got the system
Casimiro IV di Norvezia are you Italian?
We start taking money for PUBLIC TOILETS! Lol!
Does that mean i'm an actor?
That is very
STU PID.
3:05
@@susped645 3:10
@@sunshineluna1232 3:21
1:19 Stromboli school 😂
*Stromboli:* Ladies and gentlemen. Pinocchio is firewood
_Audience applauds_
*Jimmny:* Whoa!
_Firewood comes from above and lands on stage_
*Jimmny:* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*I'm too old for this*
R/wooosh
@Brian
Wtf how lol
R/R/R/R/R
2:04 Geppetto: Go To Sleep Now!
w h y ?
I’m am too old for this
1:30 I hope he didn’t shred any birds...
0:31 Come Back Here You Little!
O, look father. LOOK!
Looks like canole hotie elephant jungle book 2
( Questions Now Closed :3 )
Qwistoff YTP what inspired you to make RUclips Poops?
Qwistoff YTP What makes your YTPs the best?
1. What are your favorite DreamWorks Animation movies?
2. If Syndrome and Stromboli hatched a brilliant plan to save the world... what would happen?
IF you could meet Stromboli, would you be excited or terrified or a mix of both?
Which of your YTPs are you the most proud of/you had the most fun making?
My favorite parts in this YTP...
“What are those?”
“Oh, they’re a fish!”
“YOu actUaLly think?-“
“Why he’s a natural born idiot!”
“I wish that my little Pinocchio might.. SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES!”
“HAHAHAHA that is very STOO-PIID!”
“No Pinocchio, not chair! NoT cHaIr!”
**kiss fish** Pinocchio:father hey father! Dad:don't bother me now Pinocchio! (4:32 )
0:31 Geppetto : "Come back here, you little... !" 😂😂😂😂
1:10
Fox: Uh, what is your name? 😛
Pinocchio: The Blue Fairy. 😜
Fox: Uhh, what? 😟
Fox: Why, he is a natural born idiot! 😃
Me: Indeed he is. 😬
Stromboli: "You are very Annoying!" 2:34.
Pinocchio: "Gee, thanks." 2:37.
Stromboli: (drinking, then he stops drinking, and looks at Pinocchio like he's a blithering idiot.) 2:38.
Stromboli: "You idiot!" 2:39.
I love you qwistofff!
0:56 "Fame!" "Fame?" "Yes! Fame!" "Uh uh" "No? I'm speaking, my boy, of Fame!" "But I'm going to school!" "Then you haven't heard of FAME!"
0:40
“Oh those? They’re fish”
“Do you actually think?!”
My most favorite part is when pinocchio falls
I had laughed so hard at first
I was having a good laugh ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😃😄😅😉😆😀
I never realised how often Stromboli’s pupils escape his eyes.
Animation was new back then, 1940s had next to primitive resources.
This is honestly one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen. I was cracking up all the way through 😭😭😭😭😭
04:34 *FBI OPEN UP!!*
They live in Italy so they don't have the FBI
My lungs and stomach hurt from watching these all day I’m- *gets interrupted by more laughter*
3:05 We start taking money for public dollars 🤣
Public Toilets
i know that
Does that mean I'm an actor?
DON'T BOTHER ME NOW
WHY ME!??!?
I love that you're willing to go the extra distance to draw faces to make the joke. I thought I was the only one that did that.
I just watched Pinocchio last night and it really is one of my fav Disney movies,
So seeing you have a poop of it oh my GOD i had such HUGE LAUGHS THANK YOU!
Your YTPs are clever and unique with your lil facials and remix scene and it isn’t repetitive unlike so many other YTPs that use the same trope over and over
Keep doing what you’re doing Qwistoff!
Will do ;)
When you wish upon a fish, Gepetto makes sweet love to one.
"Well Well Well Stupid Stromboli Is Back In Town Eh We Put On The Old Gypsy That Time IA Knock You Silly"
4:57 I was sorta expecting Pinocchio to whack the chair over homer just for a gag. That Geppetto remix was done very well and hilariously. BTW, the your reanimated faces for characters are amazing!
The gags too overused in my opinion.
Glad you like the vid :3
4:56
"Yes! And then nobody eats a bite."
so, you cook the fish, then do nothing?
What a waste of food🤦
Not the chair... *NOT THE CHAIR* *Smashes chair* what have you done? *W E A R E G O N N A D I E* pinnochio:oh.. *Teh end*
Pinnochio: I'm going to school!
Fox boi: You obviously haven't heard of *FAME*
Ooooohhhh he said FAME not STEAM😮
Don't bother me now Pinocchio!
0:01 We interrupt this program for STROMBOLI!
Ladies and Gentlemen…
Pinocchio is firewood.
I love the on going gag about Gepetto having hundreds of bombs in his house
0:41 when someone tells me something interesting
OH MY WORD, was literally just looking for a 'cloud background' for an upcoming vid and then you commented XD ahahahahha
@@QwistoffYTP hi
2:08 I Wish That My Little Pinocchio Might SHUT UP! FOR FIVE MINUTES!
My parents when i said my first word
3:44
This was the first video my crush and I ever watched together.
It was amazing.
LOL
Pinocchio not the chair! Lol
NOT THE CHAIR!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? We are gonna die
Geppetto's reaction to Jiminy is priceless!!!OHHHH!😂
0:41 is my favourite part so far!
I couldn’t even stop laughing at everything😂😂😂😂😂 3:57
2:37 Glug Glug Glug🍾🍾🍾🍺🍺🍺
2:44
"I'll Go Right Home And Tell The Blue Fairy Oh Sure"
Gepetto: They are Fish 🐟
Pinocchio: Do you Actually THINK??
0:07 Pinocchio IS F I R E W O O D
0:15 *Pinocchio dead as firewood*
Jimmy Cricket: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
**deep breath**
AAAAHHHH
0:04 Stromboli : "Ladies and gentlemen, Pinocchio is firewood !" 😂😂😂😂
2:31 So funny
This man doesn't know how hard I laughed 😂😭. He literally made my day thanks man and keep up the good work 👍
Gepetto:"No one eats a bite till i die."
Me: *Eats some spegt.*
Doesn’t Geppetto know that Crickets bring good luck?
Find someone who loves you -as much as Gepetto loves that fish-
"I wish that my little Pinocchio might SHUT UP FOR 5 MINUTES!!!"
Stromol:this ytp will be good fire wood.(throws away ake)
Chicken run:.........
the greatest quote in all of history
"not the chair'
That Sherlock Holmes music works perfectly with Stromboli's expressions of existential crisis! Well done!