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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @flamingnebula6696
    @flamingnebula6696 5 лет назад +664

    4:22 This is a work of art

  • @navyblues6661
    @navyblues6661 6 лет назад +963

    0:11 "What's my problem? First of all, you." PFFFTTTTT

    • @ryaku5
      @ryaku5 6 лет назад +17

      M. Nourishad That part got me laughing so hard, and only a few people can do that this early on in a YTP!
      Qwistoff rules.

    • @ryaku5
      @ryaku5 6 лет назад +7

      M. Nourishad Jeepers, I'm crying now.

    • @laboot7447
      @laboot7447 6 лет назад +2

      Scoffs

    • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
      @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr lol

    • @stephenarts1422
      @stephenarts1422 5 лет назад +8

      That's me when I'm at school.
      😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
      I'm surrounded by idiots.

  • @BAPEMCM
    @BAPEMCM 5 лет назад +578

    1:09 “SO LETS DO THIS THING”
    *Attempts to get bike inside*

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 4 года назад +18

      I feel like you could convince someone that was what actually happened when he said that.

    • @cinccindy6147
      @cinccindy6147 4 года назад +14

      "SO LETS DO THIS THING" *throws the rat that was in the jar in the river forgetting evrything

    • @maiseltheoneandonly4487
      @maiseltheoneandonly4487 4 года назад +4

      @Robert Stephen
      You definitely could if they haven’t seen it.

    • @denisegonzalez1625
      @denisegonzalez1625 4 года назад +6

      CincC Indy that’s me when I see a rat ._.

    • @virgo51rj
      @virgo51rj 2 месяца назад

      @@cinccindy6147 you mean everything?

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 3 года назад +670

    “It was soup”
    “The soup is a critic”
    Weirdest name for a critic if I ever heard

  • @CFunk99
    @CFunk99 4 года назад +591

    "What did the customer say?"
    "It was _soup!"_
    "....soup?"
    "The _soup_ was the crtic."

  • @yes-j9r
    @yes-j9r 4 года назад +803

    "What is my problem?"
    "First of all: You."
    *THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!*

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 года назад +35

      And second, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE

    • @AbrahamBenno
      @AbrahamBenno 4 года назад +24

      I was feeling pretty good about my gift until dad gave me a mushroom.

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 года назад +21

      The key is to keep turning it...
      ⚡️💀
      OOOOH we gotta go that again!
      ⚡️💀💀
      Again!!
      ⚡️💀💀💀⚡️
      Again!!!!
      NOOOO

    • @Retroboy-qb4li
      @Retroboy-qb4li 4 года назад +7

      I died

    • @spongeOfMystery4
      @spongeOfMystery4 4 года назад +5

      Ah, a fellow phil swift quoter.

  • @MrDaimeon
    @MrDaimeon 6 лет назад +584

    "Linguini!"
    "I'm just hungry"
    Yeah, that's me when I go into the kitchen after dark

  • @djmetalsos
    @djmetalsos 3 года назад +92

    3:25 the zoom in on the eyes makes the scene look way better! Thank you Qwistoff for making Amazing YTPs

  • @mymyrrah
    @mymyrrah 6 лет назад +2491

    That damn thumbnail. Gets me every time.

  • @gremlinshipperontheloose2488
    @gremlinshipperontheloose2488 5 лет назад +860

    "It wasn't a critic. It was SOUP!"
    "What?"
    The SOUP was a critic!"

  • @mwrozek24
    @mwrozek24 5 лет назад +2211

    “This is my *knee* .”
    “What’s the problem?”
    “You”

  • @allidragon7041
    @allidragon7041 3 года назад +466

    "This is muh knee. What's my problem?
    First of all: Y O U."
    - Remy, 2018

    • @blaketheobald6516
      @blaketheobald6516 2 года назад +9

      Yes

    • @EnderfyOfTheDark
      @EnderfyOfTheDark 2 года назад +15

      Also Remy:
      "second of all, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE(lmao)"

    • @laylathelpsqueen65
      @laylathelpsqueen65 2 года назад +9

      "I was feeling pretty good about my gift, until dad gave me a mushroom!'

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 2 года назад +10

      @@laylathelpsqueen65 “The key is to keep turning It” *GETS ZAPPED*
      Remy:OHHHH! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!
      *GETS ZAPPED*
      AGAIN!
      *ZAPPING PAIN*
      AGAIN!
      Shrek:NO!!!

    • @Cold_Frost41
      @Cold_Frost41 2 года назад +8

      *guitar time*

  • @chowderhead18
    @chowderhead18 5 лет назад +891

    Can we just get an endless loop of Remy playing the guitar???

    • @mochimeows
      @mochimeows 5 лет назад +20

      DuoBird omg yes please 🙌🏻

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 5 лет назад +13

      Woa, duo lingo watches ytp? XD

    • @logandibble9662
      @logandibble9662 5 лет назад +6

      @@nickhyena2674 Who makes fun of people's profiles these days?

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 5 лет назад +11

      @@logandibble9662 how was that 'making fun'?

    • @logandibble9662
      @logandibble9662 5 лет назад +6

      @@nickhyena2674 U laughed at him because of his profile. It's his profile, so he can be on yt whenever he wants.

  • @peggyraymond2460
    @peggyraymond2460 5 лет назад +1149

    “It was not a customer.” “It was soup!” XD, I LOST IT

  • @thisguy3149
    @thisguy3149 5 лет назад +610

    2:51 Actually an insanely good roast for a food critic.

    • @0kayDonn
      @0kayDonn 4 года назад +24

      James Deats ohhhh

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 4 года назад +18

      So true.

    • @sekiko7183
      @sekiko7183 4 года назад +14

      I *L O V E* *I T*

    • @jonathanmedford1944
      @jonathanmedford1944 4 года назад +8

      That dude:😎😎😎

    • @DangerOctoYT
      @DangerOctoYT 4 года назад

      Sekiko Gaming R̵̡̢̰͙̻̻͚̠͕̦̩̣̱͍͑͗͊̊̅̃͜ ̸̢͕̪̞̮̮̄͊̋͂̈͌͊͋͒̽͂̈́̍͘͜U̷̻̹͓̬̪̻̟͔̮̞̤̪̻̩͑̀̄͌͗́̇̀̏͝ ̶̩̬͙͎̣̟̰̯͖͇̪̮̈́̍͒̕͝ͅḂ̷̡̭̔̽͑̎̊͌̈͜͠ ̵̖͎̝̲͚͎͓͙̂̄̑̔̉̋̓̾͘̕͜ͅB̶̩̖̃̅͂̄̓̑̐͌̈͐̚̚̚͠͝ ̶̡̛͚͍̫̥̈́̈́̍̔̿̾̊͘Į̵̡͔̻͕̯̤̤̫̠̪̪͙͚̂͊̈́͌͋̉́̈́͘͘͝͠͠ ̴̛̛̞̠̝̏͆̇̊̌̈́̌̈́̿Ş̸͓̜̖̍̇͆͆̅̓ͅ ̵̨̠̞̞̟̖̩̜̺̰̩͈̿̀͑̕͝H̵̻̦͠

  • @uno9971
    @uno9971 3 года назад +252

    1:53: “what did the customer say?”
    “It wasn’t a customer. It was a S O U P”
    “Wut”
    “The S O U P was a critic”

    • @kayshaduke5080
      @kayshaduke5080 3 года назад +15

      Liguli: Are you stupid
      Ego: You’re slow
      Liguli: And you’re a IDIOT
      *GASPING*
      Ego: I rule you drool
      Liguli: And you’re A ULGY OLD MAN
      ME: har har har har

    • @sran438
      @sran438 3 года назад +11

      @@kayshaduke5080 Ego: "LOL. I love egg rolls."

    • @angelyoungheart3851
      @angelyoungheart3851 3 года назад +7

      the food told you what it thought about you eating it.

    • @lukeportelli2097
      @lukeportelli2097 2 года назад +5

      "I am the soup man" - some drunk Scottish man in a red/blue team.

    • @Inottxim
      @Inottxim 2 года назад +4

      So if that was a soup / critic then it would be a soup just sitting there and eating lol

  • @jihyoholic1386
    @jihyoholic1386 5 лет назад +242

    3:31 "Yes. I'd like E G G R O L L S." 😂

  • @akaredrobranger
    @akaredrobranger 6 лет назад +734

    0:57 I'M STEALING FOOD!!! LOL

    • @Sunny-vb2dd
      @Sunny-vb2dd 6 лет назад +33

      BREAKING NEWS! Linguini stole food!

    • @kingz-man5459
      @kingz-man5459 6 лет назад +23

      After he said, "Don't steal." It means nothing to him except the rat. What's his name again Lemmy?

    • @pepsidog3060
      @pepsidog3060 6 лет назад +12

      King Z-Man. Remy

    • @ethanmanagad0634
      @ethanmanagad0634 6 лет назад +19

      Colette: What are you doing?
      Linguini: I'm stealing Food!!

    • @kingz-man5459
      @kingz-man5459 6 лет назад +5

      @@pepsidog3060 Thank you! That's what it was.

  • @electro.dash.666x7
    @electro.dash.666x7 5 лет назад +368

    3:06 *This genuinely scared me to death.*

    • @zrex2000x
      @zrex2000x 5 лет назад +23

      Then how are you still alive OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @margaretbryant1234
      @margaretbryant1234 5 лет назад +14

      ⊙○⊙ how you still alive?

    • @AvalancheTV
      @AvalancheTV 5 лет назад +11

      I LOVE IT!

    • @jacock
      @jacock 5 лет назад +2

      Electro.Dash.666 X idk why but I have a feeling he’s being raped-

    • @RamdomRando
      @RamdomRando 5 лет назад +6

      When people don't know the difference between the word genuinely and literally.

  • @zacksmith1276
    @zacksmith1276 3 года назад +246

    2:51 "Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pets."
    That had me laughing 😂

  • @tony7237
    @tony7237 5 лет назад +343

    3:37 you should have had him say
    *IM STEALIN FOOD*

  • @MrDaimeon
    @MrDaimeon 6 лет назад +534

    We need an extended version of that Rata tata song. That was beautiful

  • @st4rryj3llyf1sh
    @st4rryj3llyf1sh 4 года назад +614

    Linguini: "It's delicious, but *D O N ' T. S T E A L."*
    (Later On...)
    Collette: *"W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ! ?"*
    Linguini: **Laughs** "I'm *STEALING FOOD."*

    • @migueljoed916
      @migueljoed916 3 года назад +12

      This was so funny

    • @josephrobinson5021
      @josephrobinson5021 3 года назад +21

      0:52 is the entire moment you just said and a luv it one like to you Izuku

    • @justblueberri3s450
      @justblueberri3s450 3 года назад +8

      I was the 69th like haha funny number

    • @kayshaduke5080
      @kayshaduke5080 3 года назад +10

      Liguli: look I know it’s stupid and stupid but neither of us can do a stupid THING

    • @st4rryj3llyf1sh
      @st4rryj3llyf1sh 3 года назад +7

      @@kayshaduke5080 y e s.

  • @Robertcoolkid
    @Robertcoolkid 3 года назад +177

    I can’t stop playing this part 2:40

  • @somethingcool9606
    @somethingcool9606 5 лет назад +232

    Every time Rhemy plays the guitar.
    0:34
    1:00
    1:59
    3:35
    4:21

  • @collinwalz9538
    @collinwalz9538 4 года назад +289

    0:53 “don’t steal food” seconds later “I’m stealing food”

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 4 года назад +116

    2:58-3:10
    This part would make a great scary movie!!!
    When Linguini suffers panic attacks and gets nightmares from Anton Ego and his eggrolls!!!
    Then got spooked by Ego and tries to find a way to escape through downtown Paris!!!!
    This October, Get ready for egg rolls!!!
    Nightmare of Anton Ego!!!
    In cinemas now!!!
    Rated 18!!!!!
    Ego: *Deep voice* I LOVE IT!!!!
    Linguini: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

  • @coffeecat4506
    @coffeecat4506 3 года назад +65

    “It was soup! The soups a critic!”
    The soup: *I don’t like the way you cooked me Jeff*

    • @chanthykhieo
      @chanthykhieo 3 года назад +2

      My funny scenes 3:55, and 4:17

  • @CannedYanners
    @CannedYanners 5 лет назад +520

    0:57
    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
    *"I'M STEALIN' FOOD!"*

  • @MellowD1078
    @MellowD1078 4 года назад +197

    4:30 this is the sickest remix I’ve heard on a ytp in long time , it’s so catchy I love it

  • @R0xanneW0lf
    @R0xanneW0lf 4 года назад +342

    “You know UNO. Ratattata!”

  • @LOLMAN9538
    @LOLMAN9538 3 года назад +26

    The Remy-guitar transition is genius

  • @TriggerBearswag
    @TriggerBearswag 5 лет назад +787

    I would like some...
    *E G G R O L L S*

  • @hermionegranger4823
    @hermionegranger4823 5 лет назад +243

    Linguine: Look its Delicious But Don't Steal
    Later On..
    Girl: What are you doing?
    Linguine: Stealing Food.
    Me: Logic

  • @tigertempertantrum6573
    @tigertempertantrum6573 5 лет назад +263

    3:11 to 3:27 is me when doing a presentation in front of the class.

    • @Joanne-tw5mg
      @Joanne-tw5mg 5 лет назад +5

      Tigertempertantrum me too

    • @tigertempertantrum6573
      @tigertempertantrum6573 5 лет назад +6

      This is basically footage of my last presentation. XD

    • @rubysrandomlair1522
      @rubysrandomlair1522 5 лет назад +3

      After I get done saying something in a group, there's always this awkward pause that lasts, like, 2 seconds before my teacher says something.

    • @Detenator-ql2dd
      @Detenator-ql2dd 4 года назад +3

      A presentation of EGG ROLLS

    • @halokid1002
      @halokid1002 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @galaxydragon7891
    @galaxydragon7891 3 года назад +37

    0:57 1:57 made me laugh so incredibly hard I almost cried IRL!
    😂

  • @morthecrazyguy4724
    @morthecrazyguy4724 6 лет назад +225

    You wanna know what I think about this ytp?
    3:06

    • @GRasputin91
      @GRasputin91 6 лет назад +10

      You LOVE IT?

    • @blinky6254
      @blinky6254 6 лет назад +9

      That was scary to me but funny too.

    • @-woogyisgod-4252
      @-woogyisgod-4252 6 лет назад +7

      Linguini: AAAAHHHGGGAAHHHHHHHH

    • @jimsump
      @jimsump 5 лет назад +9

      You like it so much it's LITERALLY SCARY! lol... XD

    • @Shr3kDooDoo
      @Shr3kDooDoo 5 лет назад +4

      yeah...don’t trigger Anton Ego

  • @nglidk
    @nglidk 4 года назад +266

    3:19
    *”I mean tonight a big Knight is coming to order a big eagle.”*

    • @kevincruz290
      @kevincruz290 4 года назад +15

      The knight is S N I C K E R T H I C C

    • @Ruinz32
      @Ruinz32 4 года назад +11

      *laughs in crusader*

    • @hottrends6040
      @hottrends6040 4 года назад +8

      Ego

    • @ajthereptile
      @ajthereptile 4 года назад +14

      I died when I saw that

    • @makerman3825
      @makerman3825 4 года назад +10

      GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

  • @loganziswiler334
    @loganziswiler334 5 лет назад +107

    2:51: Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests.
    2:57 Aunton Ego gets mad.

    • @romromgramsay3187
      @romromgramsay3187 4 года назад +8

      3:06 then death

    • @chezar2746
      @chezar2746 4 года назад +4

      3:19 tonight is a big knight 3:22 order the big eagle. LOL 3:32 the curse of eggrolls 3:42 uh you know uh fimilirizing myself with TVs and such 3:48 do you just hate vegtibles. 3:54 uh vegtibles 4:00 I'm just hungry 4:16 lugwiniiiiiiiiiiii 4:23 you know Uno data Tata song 0:51 I trusted eggs. 0:54 don't steal steals 1:00 I'm stupid and this is stupid so let's do this thing attempts to get bike inside. THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS OF THIS YTPPPPPPPPP. Includes 12 parts.

    • @romromgramsay3187
      @romromgramsay3187 4 года назад +3

      @@chezar2746 jeez dude

    • @loganziswiler334
      @loganziswiler334 4 года назад +1

      Thank you guys so much for 87 likes on my comment

    • @romromgramsay3187
      @romromgramsay3187 4 года назад

      @@loganziswiler334 allgood

  • @suzanneeddings6706
    @suzanneeddings6706 2 года назад +12

    3:20 "Tonight, The Big Night is coming to order a big eagle." Linguine, 2018

  • @ultimateanimation7118
    @ultimateanimation7118 5 лет назад +166

    I lost it every time remi played the gitar.

  • @mike_the_corenr1119
    @mike_the_corenr1119 4 года назад +161

    4:30 - 4:50
    Those 20 seconds of Remix are more beautyfull then most pieces of modern Music in my opinion.
    Good Job,
    Qwistoff YTP

    • @jonathanmedford1944
      @jonathanmedford1944 4 года назад +1

      Imllllllll9oooove it

    • @arzej4729
      @arzej4729 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @Dudndbdjdn
      @Dudndbdjdn 4 года назад +1

      Dave aubergine wrote a 2 min version of it.

    • @arandomperson2320
      @arandomperson2320 4 года назад +1

      Here's the official remix if anyone wants to know:
      ruclips.net/video/-FA6oGXVYDA/видео.html

  • @adamthechao9519
    @adamthechao9519 4 года назад +55

    0:00 - 0:34 Shocking Start
    0:35 - 1:00 Sorrowful Stealing
    1:01 - 1:17 Stupid Story
    1:18 - 1:59 Munching Mania
    2:00 - 3:36 Eggroll Enigma
    3:37 - 4:21 Linguini's Laydown
    4:22 - 4:50 Ratatata Rave
    4:51 - 5:01 End

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old Год назад +2

      *Dude i love this YTP! Mostly Collection Of Disney-Pixar Versions with combonations!*

    • @AnnaWalega-q9y
      @AnnaWalega-q9y 11 месяцев назад +1

      I love the ratatata rave

  • @_eminan
    @_eminan 3 года назад +47

    “ don’t steal food “
    Also: steals food

  • @andigoofy7530
    @andigoofy7530 4 года назад +169

    4:23 This is my favorite remix ever!

  • @slojoesdojo8836
    @slojoesdojo8836 4 года назад +159

    "I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE." I died laughing at this.

    • @masterstryder3497
      @masterstryder3497 4 года назад +1

      Then how u type it then? Are u zombie with brain???????

    • @thebucketheadgaming
      @thebucketheadgaming 4 года назад +4

      I was feeling pretty good about my gift. Until Dad, gave me a MUSHROOM!

    • @slojoesdojo8836
      @slojoesdojo8836 4 года назад +1

      "The key is to keep turning it"
      *lightning strike*
      "Oooooooooh we gotta do that again."

    • @thebucketheadgaming
      @thebucketheadgaming 4 года назад +3

      @@slojoesdojo8836(Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! (Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! NOOOOO!

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 4 года назад +54

    Linguini: “Laughs evilly”
    Collett: What are you doing?!
    Linguini: uHH stEaLinG f0@d hEhE

  • @IceColdWolf9372
    @IceColdWolf9372 3 года назад +22

    2:25
    "You are an Ugly old man"
    This scared the shit out of me because the dolby atmos felt so weird
    Like someone wouldve screamed this right next to me i swear

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 Год назад +1

      Or maybe it's because the left channel is an inverted version of the right channel

  • @icygaming6422
    @icygaming6422 4 года назад +225

    3:06 I... LOVE IT *linguini almost dies of heart attack*

  • @70850757
    @70850757 5 лет назад +110

    -Look, it's delicious, but don't steal
    ...
    -What are you doing??
    -*Stealing food :D*
    _Oh my god_ 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 6 лет назад +366

    The soup is a c r i t i c

  • @carmellewelsh9518
    @carmellewelsh9518 3 года назад +25

    3:07
    Anton Ego: I Love it.
    (Linguini screams terrified)
    Me: DED!

  • @stephenarts1422
    @stephenarts1422 5 лет назад +166

    2:56
    IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT LINGUINI KNEW
    *H E F U C K E D UP.*

  • @s4gr_n0s3y
    @s4gr_n0s3y 5 лет назад +441

    Look. It’s delicious, but don't steal
    *I'M STEALING FOOD!*

    • @lortappethedwarf7744
      @lortappethedwarf7744 5 лет назад +9

      What are you doing?!

    • @SuperSaiyanMaster2024
      @SuperSaiyanMaster2024 5 лет назад +8

      @@lortappethedwarf7744 I'm stealing food!

    • @agawar6907
      @agawar6907 5 лет назад +5

      *guitar*

    • @CGF-LieutenantMireille
      @CGF-LieutenantMireille 5 лет назад +4

      @@agawar6907 Look, I know it's stupid and stupid but neither of us can do this stupid thing alone, so we gotta do it together, right?
      You with me?

    • @ubernani6307
      @ubernani6307 5 лет назад +3

      @@CGF-LieutenantMireille
      alright,
      *LETS DO THIS THING*

  • @p33zuh81
    @p33zuh81 6 лет назад +135

    3:19 tOnIgHt A bIg KnIgHt iS cOmInG tO oRdEr A BiG eAgLe..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH for some reason I laughed so hard at that part XD

  • @tendingsbrother7057
    @tendingsbrother7057 3 года назад +49

    0:23 The way he says "mushroom" is so cute.

  • @websterproductions2466
    @websterproductions2466 6 лет назад +187

    2:51-3:11 is my favorite part.

  • @crazyhidproductions6053
    @crazyhidproductions6053 5 лет назад +130

    1:54 it was not a customer it was soup! LOL!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TalonTheRetroGamer
    @TalonTheRetroGamer 6 лет назад +132

    Guess Ego's a lot more violent in this movie than I remember

  • @Hazelbazelwastaken
    @Hazelbazelwastaken 3 года назад +45

    0:46 Eggrolls are gone

    • @DLGaming2002
      @DLGaming2002 Год назад +5

      St st STOOOOPID food gone!

    • @dragonkidsstudios6856
      @dragonkidsstudios6856 Год назад +4

      what did I expect? That’s what I get for trusting EGGS

    • @jarmoliebrand2005
      @jarmoliebrand2005 10 месяцев назад +2

      First canonical appearance of Rats and Patooie egg rolls.

  • @JNSStudios
    @JNSStudios 5 лет назад +60

    that transition with the guitar gets me every time

  • @drewmcintyrefanboy5330
    @drewmcintyrefanboy5330 5 лет назад +248

    I’ve Never Been Scared Of Egg rolls
    Until Now

  • @rageexpliror1371
    @rageexpliror1371 5 лет назад +54

    0:57
    ''WHAT R YOU DOING''
    ''IM STEALING FOOD''

  • @An-Shiraishi
    @An-Shiraishi 3 года назад +22

    I love this bit 2:31
    My eyes are watering xDDDD

  • @alexander678
    @alexander678 6 лет назад +173

    My momma always told me; Don't trust eggs

  • @musingsofahomeschooler5332
    @musingsofahomeschooler5332 4 года назад +43

    3:32 Even after Linguini awoke, he could still hear the sinister eggrolls echoing in his brain...

  • @TarhosTheKnight
    @TarhosTheKnight 6 лет назад +61

    2:49 and 3:05 Do not piss off Ego! You have been warned... XD

  • @Tabby_CatMeow
    @Tabby_CatMeow 3 года назад +16

    “I have a highly developed sense of *GARBAGE”*

  • @Mike-li3kg
    @Mike-li3kg 5 лет назад +203

    This... is my knee.
    What's my problem?
    First of all, you.
    And second...
    I have a highly developed scent of GARBAGE!
    I was feeling pretty good about my gift.
    Until my dad gave me a m u s h r o o m !

  • @puddipuddi2176
    @puddipuddi2176 4 года назад +104

    4:15
    Me casually walking back to my room while trying not to have a mental breakdown

    • @chaseelliott8578
      @chaseelliott8578 4 года назад +16

      When someone else is already in the room: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?

    • @Carlium
      @Carlium 4 года назад +5

      @@chaseelliott8578 more like when you enter the wrong restroom.

    • @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE
      @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Год назад +3

      The chef has the power to teleport

    • @dragonkidsstudios6856
      @dragonkidsstudios6856 Год назад +2

      @@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Yep, or unless he can walk super fast and on one saw him walk in the pastry

    • @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE
      @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Год назад +2

      Exactly

  • @bestiesplayz6866
    @bestiesplayz6866 4 года назад +67

    Imagine this was a school project of the plot of Ratatouille 😂

  • @xeye_candyx4778
    @xeye_candyx4778 3 года назад +62

    3:06 Macdonald's ads be like:

    • @nickthedragongd8079
      @nickthedragongd8079 3 года назад +8

      so true

    • @greg3199
      @greg3199 3 года назад +4

      Actually it’s more like those cookie ads that says wait don’t skip and if I skip it

  • @CosmicPotato740
    @CosmicPotato740 5 лет назад +87

    "Don't trigger Anton Ego.." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions7261 5 лет назад +100

    We all have songs stuck in our head when at idle....
    4:35.... Is mine

  • @balknbarbie
    @balknbarbie 5 лет назад +148

    No one:
    My RUclips recommendations: *Rats and Patooie*

    • @rippetoe38
      @rippetoe38 5 лет назад +3

      Ok, Peppa. *If anyone else sees this and they have a different profile picture, it was Peppa Pig when I made this comment.*

    • @Brent2927
      @Brent2927 2 года назад

      Those are mine.

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 3 года назад +5

    0:52 “Look it’s delicious, but DON’T steal”
    Later
    0:57 “What are you doing!?”
    0:58 “I’m stealing food!”

  • @yohn.mp359
    @yohn.mp359 5 лет назад +90

    1:37
    Literally anyone ive been in a relationship with

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi 6 лет назад +64

    Warning: do not trust eggs, if you trust eggs, they eat your eggrolls.

    • @th-ex8vn
      @th-ex8vn 5 лет назад +6

      CANNIBALS MY GOD THE EGG CANNIBALS

    • @shua.Flstudio
      @shua.Flstudio 5 лет назад +2

      Haha cannibalism

  • @block_emporium_of_bricks
    @block_emporium_of_bricks 6 лет назад +55

    4:22 is my favorite part of the YTP

  • @RickPlayzMM2
    @RickPlayzMM2 7 дней назад +1

    "Iiiddoooootoiiittt"
    "Stuuuisiupidddd"
    Had me dying

  • @TheAnchorArmsChad
    @TheAnchorArmsChad 6 лет назад +259

    HILARIOUS!

    • @franklinclinton249
      @franklinclinton249 6 лет назад +5

      Deaddy Fazpool I almost died laughing! I also choked on my oreo while watching this which made it worse. XD XD XD

    • @x-treme_gamer
      @x-treme_gamer 5 лет назад

      @@franklinclinton249 now I'm afraid to watch ytp videos while eating Oreos. I didn't know you had access to this stuff in Los Santos tho

  • @PernicekMotorsport_
    @PernicekMotorsport_ 5 лет назад +60

    2:58 I spit all my cereals on my brother

  • @jaxinbeckrich1662
    @jaxinbeckrich1662 4 года назад +37

    Ego: You're slow
    Press: gasps.
    Linguini: You're AN UGLY OLD MAN!
    Press: HUUUUUUUUUH?!!!

  • @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE
    @Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Год назад +23

    2:12 *roasting time starts* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavePyramid
    @DavePyramid 5 лет назад +161

    0:25
    The Key is too keep turning it...
    *Lightning strike*
    OHHHH
    You gotta do that again!
    *Lightning strike*
    Again!!!
    *LIGHTNING STRIKE INTENSIFIES*
    AGAIN!
    NO!!!

  • @HK-du5vb
    @HK-du5vb 4 года назад +87

    Linguini : 'uses bike to get away from Ego'
    Linugini : 'sits down near by a city lake'
    Ego : i love it
    Linguini : 'gets scared'
    Linguini : 'falls in city lake'

    • @SanguiniCore
      @SanguiniCore 3 года назад +3

      *.

    • @sarahrodd2121
      @sarahrodd2121 3 года назад +2

      ŁÕVĘ ÏT¡

    • @kayshaduke5080
      @kayshaduke5080 3 года назад +2

      Liguli: And you’re Anton ego
      OOOOOHHHHHH
      EGO: you disstpote me
      Liguli: DON’T COME BACK OR I’LL TREATED YOU RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PETS

  • @pepsidog3060
    @pepsidog3060 6 лет назад +66

    This is one of the only videos that made me laugh. That's what I get for trusting eggs.👍

    • @cookieboy5398
      @cookieboy5398 6 лет назад +1

      Cody is Lasanga I laugh at the stupid stuff like the start

  • @Kitty-Chu
    @Kitty-Chu 3 года назад +24

    2:50 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO

    • @AshtonMelbye
      @AshtonMelbye 8 месяцев назад +6

      DON’T COME BACK OR I’LL TREAT YOU THE WAY RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PESTS!!

    • @charliedaanim4
      @charliedaanim4 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AshtonMelbye "you've alerted the critic"

    • @SonicTheGamer_1
      @SonicTheGamer_1 Месяц назад

      He’s dead isn’t he?

  • @MrBubas
    @MrBubas 4 года назад +59

    Nobody:
    Drunk Linguini: *Rat Patooti*

  • @Jac-Man
    @Jac-Man 4 года назад +29

    “It was not a customer, it was soup!”
    “...wat?”
    “The soup is a critic!”

  • @plushadventures405
    @plushadventures405 6 лет назад +75

    4:23 This music is absolutely amazing and I can’t stop watching this part Qwistoff YTP👑👑👑👑
    You’re the master at this RUclips Poopers
    My brother even liked it so much too 😃
    ⭐️
    ⭐️⭐️
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    ⭐️ ⭐️
    I put a like on your video

    • @blinky6254
      @blinky6254 6 лет назад +1

      It's catchy

    • @blinky6254
      @blinky6254 5 лет назад

      It's in the description

    • @ritsu45
      @ritsu45 5 лет назад +1

      10 minutes for You know uno rata tata ruclips.net/user/edit?o=U&video_id=1jFdDftmO5E

    • @rippetoe38
      @rippetoe38 5 лет назад

      That song was amazing.

  • @That1VideoGamer
    @That1VideoGamer 2 года назад +5

    The fact that every time im about to watch a qwistoff ytp i smile before i even watch it shows that this man makes amazing clean ytps, keep up the good work my man 👍👍👍

  • @kurilevine
    @kurilevine 6 лет назад +107

    New YTP I... Love it! Or should I say I...... 3:07

  • @tinaemadi
    @tinaemadi 6 лет назад +31

    You earned a subscriber. Srsly, this is gold. I *Love it*

    • @QwistoffYTP
      @QwistoffYTP  6 лет назад +2

      Thanks a lot :3

    • @potatoofmemes
      @potatoofmemes 5 лет назад +1

      Actually more like two subs for this golden delicious egg roll y ytp

  • @rwooooshmeifurgay573
    @rwooooshmeifurgay573 4 года назад +61

    “This is my KNEE.
    What’s my problem?
    Well first of all-
    YOU.”
    *XD*

  • @aaronthed1047
    @aaronthed1047 6 лет назад +16

    Lol, Anton is terrifying!
    And poor Linguini went YOLO SWAG Mode at the end!!! 😂

  • @theedgyestarts
    @theedgyestarts 4 года назад +26

    "That's what I get for trusting-
    *E G G S* "

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 4 года назад +34

    "Tonight a big knight is coming to order a big eagle."
    *Realization*
    "GAAAAH!!!"

    • @parasaturn6989
      @parasaturn6989 4 года назад +1

      The Big Knight: *WHERE’S MY EAGLE!!!!!?????*

  • @4seen_bio845
    @4seen_bio845 3 года назад +24

    1:23
    He shakes his head then just bites him.
    I’m dead🤣

    • @djfunklopez6277
      @djfunklopez6277 5 месяцев назад +2

      And biting

    • @elmo506
      @elmo506 3 месяца назад

      my brain laughs 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣😜🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣