[FFXIV] Mentor Illness
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2023
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9:30 this right there is why I wish they'd adjust the damage done by Xande if you triple stack in Syrcus Tower. Sprouts see this and assume you can stack multiple markers and then boom, they get bodied if they unlock the other raids.
Yeah I do think the Xande visual change was a bad move, since it teaches sprouts the wrong thing
Monkey Paw has activated
Xandes stacks now give vulns
What's really fun is when you go position your marker over by the MT so they can stay where they are and everyone else still hits positionals, but no one else joins you and you die.
@@Aurelyn Great, it will teach people not to stack them. That's not a monkey paw, that's a functional solution.
@@MyVanir fine. The damage is fatal unless shared with 8+ people. All the ones with less than 7 kill everyone inside unless using heavy mit
I've played the game for almost 8 years and have yet to unlock mentor roulette, I feel like I'd rip my hair out and be bald if I pursued this endeavor
95% of the duties you get are just normal content or guildhests. Honestly, maybe even 99%.
@@TheVivi13 I leave mentor roulette whenever I get a non-extreme duty. Wish it was actually mentorable content only and not just filling for empty role slots in an omni-flex roulette
@@XAlpt you must get temp banned from duty finder a lot if you leave every time you don't get an extreme
Yeah I did my 2000 mentors and it was probably 1000+ normal content things, usually guildhests
If you just play the game to have fun then mentor roulette is basically like choosing the randomize option for all the content in the game, but it's randomized with sprouts in the party. Of course those sprouts could just be experienced players on alt characters so it's not as bad as you would think. If your goal is to get the 2000 runs completed as quickly as possible then yeah you might rip your hair out if you get beginners in an extreme trial. I always play for fun personally tho
A sprout healer that knows how to do Esuna is the thing that made me go WOW.
"STOP PULLING SHIT OUT OF MY DOTON"
Fucking mood, right there.
I would like to apologize on behalf of tanks everywhere. I did that once, the ninja nicely asked me to keep mobs in doton, and now for some reason (anxiety, anxiety is the reason) I hyper-focus on keeping adds in doton whenever I run with a ninja.
@@DrikanyxSwyft My apologies for the anxiety, but thank you for the cooperation with keeping things in Doton.
Yeah this video made me learn about doton useage too so now I pay attention to it whenever I see a ninja too!
As the scholar who rescued the MCH to safety
That is how I truly felt
As a Healer Main, and not even a Mentor at that, I cannot tell you how many times I have rescued people to where they need to be and they just. . . WEEEEEEEEEE and run back into the bad. Like. Bruh. I yanked you for a REASON. SIT STILL FOR FIVE SECONDS.((It's especially annoying when I yank a tank behind cover to Line of Sight some ranged mobs closer to the pack. . . And he just. . . Goes back out because OMG I can't see everything!!! *Facedesk*))
happens so often, at all levels. rescue, person runs back into danger. did it in the new alliance raid, rescued my co-healer to safety, they ran BACK into 2 different aoes and died instantly
@DoodleBug84 even worse when they die to it, and you have to rescue them again and then they kill themselves AGAIN
@@DoodleBug84 The number of times a healer yoinks for an actually good reason is so few and far between that you'll find a horde of sprout healers who know when and how to Esuna before you find two good Rescues.
@@DoodleBug84 So because you don't want to move 5 foot and waste a Swift cast to keep your tank up just blame it on the Tank? Ya you will go nowhere is Savage/Ultimate Content. Healer Adjust.
That dance partner tho... I can't tell if they don't know what they're doing or know exactly what they're doing and trust a mentor tank to do more dps than their maybe catastrophic co-dps😂
As a DNC who’s been in that position? 100% they knew what they were doing. I’d put money on it.
Dancer main here he know what he did haha
You know the DNC and AST have ACT up when they start buffing tanks instead
Dancer main, I've seen enough worthless DPS to have a very good sense of when it's time to pick the tank. Looking at the forbidden tool afterwards usually backs me up.
@@KoscheiMorevna Yup. Play both DNC and DRG and I don't need ACT to tell me when someone's not really pulling their weight. The aggro meter, missing raid buff sound effects, and time spent on the floor in a boss fight is more than enough to tell. Had a Dead Ends run this morning with an omni-90 Bard who spent a good half of the last two boss fights on the floor so oops. Guess the tank gets tether now.
Honestly, seeing the clears after all the struggle is what makes it all worthwhile.
Jesus christ that samurai that spams kyuten. My god.
Lilly D. Trafalgar ain't findin the One Piece!
The Dotons part had me laughing so hard, like there's no reason to LITERALLY pull to the wall at the end of a w2w 😂
Yes there is it saves time to pull next pack lmao. Please for the love of god if your tanking don't.
Benediction into Superbolide is peak comedy.
It's 1 am
The chain from furi OST goes so hard still
How I missed edited videos like this for FFXIV! Amazing job and great choice of music!
i can't get enough of these mentor videos, please don't stop making them!
When I saw the summoner using Enkindle on you, I felt proud. A fellow summoner that’s considerate enough to actually help a healer heal you and not themselves.
At a certain point you just learn to accept people's stupidity in mentor rolo.
As someone who started Mentor roulette at the end of HW and didn't finish all 2000 until I forced myself at the end of ShB, even spending the midnight of my birthday in a doomed Sephirot EX run, I salute you for perfectly encapsulating the pain and trauma of 2000 runs of babysitting. 😩
I finished my Astrope grind a year ago... Your video brought back so, so many memories.
Of the Extreme trials where it seems all brain cells go to die =/
Of the many Dancers that never used Dance partner and only used single target abilities (in pack pulls)
Of the Reaper that seemed to be collecting Vuln stacks in Malikah's Well
Of the sprout tank that only ever used Overpower in Ultima Extreme
But also brought back memories of the few sprouts that (even if most of the time we didn't get to clear) genuinely tried their best to learn the fight and would improve every single pull
Of those moments where a specific mech clicked for a new player
Of when an extreme is cleared with seven other sprouts and all those explanations served their purpose
Thank you for the video
*hugs Astrope mount and whispers* it's ok, the sprouts cant hurt you with me.
The samurai reminds me of a dnc I came across that didn’t use dance partner, didn’t *dance*(standard or tech step) and didn’t aoe :) level 90 dungeon btw
You get a lot of those ppl in mentor roulette. There also a lot of Tanks that don‘t put stance on and don’t use any mit, or using mit when they at ~20% health.
Reminds me of a bard I had in The Burn that never used a song the entire dungeon. Might aswell have been an archer. We failed that run because we couldn't pass the DPS check on the mist dragon.
But he was new, why are you mean to a sprout!
Yeah there's a shockingly high amount of those types of dancers around... I think I've run into them like 5-6 times in mentor roulette in 90 dungeons, some try to at least refresh standard step when it drops off, others play like they've just discovered what computers are
The worst ones by far at level 90 are Whm Cure 1 spammers... like my brother in Hydaelyn you've gotten all these other bits of kit since you started your journey please use a lily or something
It always astonishes me how you mentors manage to find some of the most brain broken players imaginable
hit time limit on an MSQ once, shit was pain. Healer was playing like a 5 year old who just found the keyboard, tank was a dark knight who didnt know rotation, didnt have stance on for first few wipes, and still wanted to spend more time shit talking everybody else. The other dps didnt know how to dodge lasers (it was the praetorium where you fight gaius in the mech). Almost gave me an aneurism trying not to flame them while explaining mechanics 50 times over
I'd just alt f4 to go do something else. So l can get rid of them without taking the leaver penalty
used to play wow, so i get that. but i did genuinely want to help them.@@medivh1035
@@medivh1035 feel you. I instand leave when i get the msq stuff.
You don't have to explain those mechs, you tell them to use their eyes.
Just found this video and it was great. Thank you!
I felt that Shiva EX in my soul. Mentor roulette'd as a healer into one where both tanks were sprouts and neither would respond/read chat. Insta-pulls, insta-deaths, and me in the middle desperately trying to explain her stances while trying to keep all the babies alive. 😭
I hit 1500 mentors the other day.
I am almost free
Never thought I'd see a tank ever stunning Diabolos' nightmare and here you are making a dream come true.
The Doton bit hurt my soul. I main tank and whenever I see it put down I'm basically glued to it lol
When I realized what this video was, I fully expected to see myself in it. :D
The way I'm playing through the game, I completed all quests as I went along. The game gives me extreme trial quest, I queue. Then I realized I made a mistake.
actually paused to read names on the striking tree bc I recently queued for it and had a tank that didn't understand tank swapping. I have learnt from my mistakes
I didnt do mentor roulette often and ended up never finishing SoS EX (still the one thing preventing me from doing it again) but I still fondly remember helping 6 sprouts through Titan EX and the joy in all their little chat windows was great.
I guess I'm "lucky"
Have a lot of prae (oh boy, do they tag for it for fun? Like really, the amount of prae is too damn high) and when It's not prae, It's an ex and sprouts aren't bad, they consulted a guide before tagging I assume
The only specimen I had was a tank, pulling everything out from my doton and typed "Sorry healer, you'll have to heal me a lot coz this AOEs keep following me no matter how far I run away"
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In fairness, as someone who got into the game fairly recently, my first assumption on seeing doton was that it was a AOE that I was supposed to avoid
@@epicben07 lmao this is kinda adorable somehow
@@epicben07 understandable though lol
5:50 psa to sprouts- You can overlap aoe circles as long as the overlap isnt touching another player IE you dont need to wall it everytime-
I remember watching these videos, dreading the grind I would eventually have to go through. Now that it's over, I can sit back and enjoy the show lol
Possibly the best XIV video ever made, not over edited, tons of great clips, and doesn't end too soon, well done sir
Although i don't agree that SAM is one of the easiest DPS Jobs (it's incredibly busy) the video is swag. Looking forwards to more!
People seem to have this weird idea in their heads that SAM is braindead now that Kaiten is gone. Oh no, I don't have to hit a pointless, empty global before every Iaijutsu anymore, and I save 20 Kenki each time. My brain is dead now.
@@Sithalosout of all melees is pretty easy but with that said I say reaper the most brain dead melee job
now as most brain dead dps jobs in general its probably mch or smn
Kaiten isn't what held it together, but it was literally something to think about, and now there's nothing.
@@Hugo-MTX96 Definitely SMN, with DNC right behind it imo.
as a sprout:
we are trying our hardest
omg the intro to this made me laugh so much, I'm 500 mentor roulettes away from the big boi Astrope and it has been such a hot mess so far. Loving it though.
Wtf this is too relatable i can't stop laughing hahahhahha. Journey to 2000 you grow to be a better person on the other side of it.
False. I became so salty that I have a near visceral reaction to sprouts.
Honestly great editing style. Memes/sound effects had healthy time in between one another, and perspectives and transitions were easy on the eyes. Only thing I'd recommend is giving a pinch more time for people to read any text on the screen 💜
Imo the game should make a much better job of explaining what the partyfinder is, otherwise you get all these sprouts just queuing for EX's, waiting 1hr+ thinking its normal then being saved by mentor roulette.
You won the lottery tho on that Samurai, you found the ultra rare specimen
I have one doubt tho, you have to CLEAR all savage/extreme fights to unlock mentor roulette or just unlock them?
You have to finish every single regular dungeon + all extremes excluding current expansion ones to qualify for mentor roulette
also a lot of sprouts creating these Mentor Roulette EX hells are usually free trial players - they don't have access to PF / aren't aware of its existence or have friends who can make PFs for them, so they just queue using duty finder and create mentor traps. I don't necessarily mind explaining mechs to newbies and help them clear (it's the intended point of mentor roulette after all), but sometimes sprouts just insta pull or wipe to the same explained mechanic over and over and I just want to die
@@Zanagoth as the youtuber Misshapen chair once said "Beware the Sprout that doesnt listen"
I hope you're ready to have mentor hell in stormblood extremes too since they'll be added to free trial!
@@Zanagoth i am at stormblood and i dont know what PF are:D or atleast i tried it once and it way too confounded for my brain rotted by wow, anyway.. i spammed lot of shiva extreme bcs cool music and.. to be honest best are propably those where you wipe once or twice with all sprouts but they learn the mechanic quickly and then it just feel cool:D
@@ZanagothThat's why i personally wouldn't bother with mentor roulette. I just do not have the patience and you need to have that if you want to be a mentor. A mentor without patience is a shitty mentor which is exactly why i will never be a mentor even when i have enough commendations 😂
These mentor vids are great! Keep em coming!
Ya know...this video reminds me of why im actually kinda glad i cant get comms XD im so sorry you had to suffer through all of it
2:50 in his defense, the red marker was way over there and it looked like hed be ok where he was
Man you're so lucky. My mentor roulettes are usually very uneventful content with competent players.
I imagine Rescue as a stern mother yanking their child out of traffic by the collar of their shirt
Your music choice is fantastic
I start my journey today, bright eyed and clueless
Tanks taking the mobs out of your doton brings back horrible memories of when they’d just up and leave my earthly star when I put it down before the radius increase :’)
Mario Kart OST just goes with everything... I'mma listen to it when I'm on the road later.
I see u share the same joy of getting Prae and Great Hunt EX so much as well.. xD
what an enjoyable video i lol'd a lot
Loving the editing gone on the video, keep up the great work 😂
well. Mentor Crowns aren't called Burger King Crowns for nothing.
thanks for playing cruelty squad music, i personally think that samurai was the protag of gorbino's quest
Alright the guy twitching at hearing the first notes of the praetorium theme got me good
This video for me highlights why i chose to learn all jobs at least a bit. So i know what to do and not do.
pure madness
The worst kind of duty is when 7 out of 8 players are mentors, but only the sprout actually knows the mechanics.
WE LOVE A GOOD MENTOR VID LETS GOOOO
Your Glamour is top notch as a tank.
I wish I could run Mentor rolo together with you and screams at everything that is happening xD
Already done the grind myself an year ago. Was one of the funniest and most frustrating content some times.
Mentor roulettes made me realize that SE needs to make harder content so that ppl can actually get better in the game. Will help in the long run,most sadly already fail on the easiest things x)
omg this is top tier content.
That sam made my brain melt.
I have never wanted to laugh so hard and cry at the same time because this is the TRUEST thing I've ever seen.
I feel better about myself now, ty
Stay strong. I'm on 1900 myself. Almost there.
The one where the creatures are released. I will stand off to one at the front for that line marker. That way the healer or both dps can use the back area to to spread out a bit better.
Given the proper angle it won't cross or hit anything.
Being a mentor is so much fun I swear...
This was very fun to watch, and I've seen some things, I've seen a GNB do Aetherochemical with no stance despite being told, but it's fair as that's the level you unlock GNB at and it was near release so it was new flashy job, what you documented with the SAM is just impressive at this point, we all started somewhere but I'd expect them to have picked it up more by level 80.
My favourite day in mentor roulettes was the day I somehow got a group that cleared Moggle mog EX and Thordan EX back to back, I got so excited I had to tell my raid group what had happened, and though I'd unsynced Thordan 100+ times for the 99 totems and then some for wonderous tails and stuff, I'd never cleared it synced myself too so it was nice to do that, I was real happy that day
_I solemnly swear that _*_I_*_ will never become a FFXIV mentor._
Did the 2000 runs in 3 months, got a lot of normal content and guildhests duties. Some new content too like 6.3 dungeon. On EX it was ARR mostly, though I had some STB and HW EX, but like 10 or 15 out of the 2000 runs. Was fun and I encoutered some cool people - mentors and sprouts, and I managed to help but got helped too !
Nice reminder that I should go unlock mentor roulette since watching this comedy in real time is what I love about healing anyway.
Nothing more amazing than getting an extreme trial for mentor roullette and during the 30 minutes plus that they were qued up none of the sprouts bothered to learn a single thing 100% blind.
I feel like great hunt extreme usually goes pretty well. The people who que it have usually either done it a bunch of times before, or they are die hard monster hunter fans who know how rathalos behaves
*squints*
I felt all of that on an atomic level.
3:10 the rekindle thing hits man, i always give it to my tank and save my swift cast for emergency rezes and still never get commends :(
Surprised to see a fellow warrior who still has the third hotbar as click only! Honestly I really need to bind it to something, I've just been lazy. Usually clicking works for me but every now and then I have those moments during raids where I'm moving my mouse back and forth and back and forth and unfocusing my eyes trying to find it on the screen before a tankbuster or something and I know I've gotta map it to something *eventually*
Omg it's the same Samurai in my party which had me wondering why the last boss took so long to kill
Funniest bit is that you click your AoE buttons on NIN
is there, like, a special pool of players who can only be accessed by mentors? cause my mentor friends complain a lot about this stuff, but I hardly ever see it in normal roulettes
Yeah, you tend to run into some more... special characters in Mentor Roulette, even in regular levelling dungeons - and I don't mean sprouts, usually the worst ones are non sprouts or crafting mentors
I have a tinfoil hat theory that the game has a shadow list of players that are abnormally bad at the game and put them on priority for mentors to queue into, so they don't pollute the regular roulettes as often
@@Zanagoth I wish this was the case, I was/am having people like this in late Endwalker and in Dawntrail.
the clicking on nin got me D:
The real ultimate at times.
This guy is every single one of my toxic traits that i keep locked up in the back of my mind. I needed this.
11:30
Lol this was me during my first run of this raid. I tried to read the debuff status but then the boss initiated a cutscene, when the cutscene was over I didn't have enough time to re-read it. Then on the 2nd time I misread it.
The title made me laugh lol
there is so much joy helping a group of sprout clearing ramuh ex or thordan ex, when you see them learning and improving in real time it's so great, but 2 out of 3 it's preatorium or rathalos ex x)
I don't get all the people here saying "OH GAWD MENTOR ROULETTE IS SOOOO AWFUL I WILL NEVER DO IT!" This video right here is exactly why I love it. It's amusing. It brings variety. Running this stuff for the thousandth time perfectly without anyone effing up in the most embarassing ways possible is boring as hell.
That MIGHT be a rank 1 samurai...
cool stun bro
This proves I haven't experienced enough on my Mentor, because I've had very few issues thus far 😅
Being halfway to astrope, i jave to say you have worse luck than I lol. Then agai. Mentor roulette ends up being msq roulette for me.
the very end XD
Can someone please explain what's wrong within the clip at 3:12 ? I've ran only Praetorium everytime when the moogle traesure trove begins, but I don't understand what happend there :o
Normally Gaius dies too fast so a melee limit break won't get full value on him/you won't get to spend it after his ultimate attack, so it's better spent by a ranged or mage dps to burst down 2 of the clones to speed things up, and that's why I usually comm players who do that
tl;dr autistic minmaxing in extremely casual content tickles my brain
there is a special place in the seventh hell for tanks that move adds out of a doton
11:30 THE LEGEND THAT GOT SLAPPED BY THE SNIPER SHOT LMAOOOOO
every mentor pain in this video xD
How many runs do you have left? I finished the grind a few months ago and I still get nightmares about The Twinning. o7 soldier
1700/2000, I am dreading 6.5 because I know some free trial monkey is going to queue Shinryu Ex and I haven't done that fight in 3 years
Its crazy how bad some players can be.
Ive been a part of failed guildhests before.
You definitely learn patience on the path to 2000
At 13:55, you can dodge Shiva's Glacier Bash by walking behind her. It is like Garuda's Slipstream, a small frontal cone thats locked in once the cast starts :)
Yeah I was too busy staring at the sprout standing next to me when it started casting that I forgot to dodge, because I knew what was going to happen
0:30 "PARTY"