[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization. (1080p)

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[@pillsburysoyboy2078]

Dirk must’ve been rapping the whole time

[@bomes2084]

Cal: yOu cAn’T esssssscape the miiiiiiiles
Dirk: *Well yes, but actually bro.*

[@omeg5473]

Cal: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO*

[@welcometoelijahvale]

I'm sorry but-
2:42
Look at how happy Roxy is,,,,,
That's the face of a girl who just suddenly met her two closest friends for the first time.

[@zoner_5477]

you're goddamn right

[@heartycromia]

Correction
Her girlfriend, Jane and Roxy clearly are dating, Dirk is just there

[@bytcrush]

​@heartycromia does calliope mean nothing to you :[[[

[@mira7334]

@@bytcrush roxy has 2 hands

[@bytcrush]

@@mira7334 you right (i have not delved deep into roxy/calliope/jane but i kinda want to now)

[@meh7973]

I still love that a noticeable percentage of this flash was just Dirk doing sick moves with his hoverboard in his room

[@VivBrodock]

not to mention the implicit fact that he's rapping the entire time in order to use his fetch modus

[@donovansmith5633]

one thing i dont see people talking about enough is the bucket. we see that the entire sequence of events leading up to this flash happen pretty much out of left field for him, so its safe to say he had no plan and was winging it the whole time, yet he still managed to calculate exactly when and where to put the bucket to the inch and second completely off the cuff. this guy is too powerful

[@ebolaspreadn2478]

not true, his glasses orchestrated it

[@shiningfennec2360]

Yeah Hal did it

[@eroticmanhole]

You can't escape the red miles.......

[@silhouetta6983]

dirk: fine, i'll do it myself

[@demondeity9816]

I've only now noticed that there is a portal from the medium to earth on the frog temple.
It most likely was used by the prospitians to make sure life emerges on the world but I think it might also be a way out for players who got trapped in a void session. They can stick around on their lands to reach enlightment but with no in game dangers to the planet and no way to progress they may as well be free to go.

[@SiriusCygnus]

Well most teleporters are connected to another teleporter within the medium and since the frog ruins start as a temple in the medium I could see the teleporters initial purpose was to allow travel to and from the meteor before the reckoning. But once it's sent through to earth it still has that connection to the medium.

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

The birth of a god in 1080p

[@terminallycapricious2149]

Why'd he have to teleport his own head off for this to work why couldn't he get to Jake's place without doing that

[@daebelly7057]

Because there's no way for him to time travel with the equipment he currently had. 400 years or so in the future and all. To ensure he could go back, he'd need to make it so that someone could kiss his corpse and ensure that his dream self doesn't die as well, so sending it to jake let that happen.

[@MattMazzagatti]

More specifically, he needed to wake up on Derse asap to save Roxy and Jane and this was the quickest way to get there. But it wouldn't happen unless someone kisses his dead corpse. So he sent it to Jake because he loves him and is also fucked up lol

[@heckinmemes6430]

I never did figure out what actually happened in this comic.
Music was dope, though.

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

Oof

[@higztv1166]

good job

[@SutekhChroma]

glad to be number 307 for likes! Dirk is a hero! Broderick 4 Beta Universe vers? Broudica for Sis Strider may be used 4 Fanfics, I do think

[@MildlySad444]

For lack of better terms
Destroyer of souls

[@KuroSys]

good fucking job there.

[@mun7087]

es un dios.