Especially since in the books you are told orcs were made by corrupting elves. So the elf is the actual indigenous group not the orcs. So the complete joke is the person who has a prior claim is giving it to someone else.
The most annoying part is it really is just all grandstanding. If that's your belief, okay, fight for it to give indegenous people back "their land". At least you have a cause, no matter how wrong it is. But no, they'll write a 3-page intro about white supremacy and stolen land in a totally irrelevant academic paper to show they're in-line with the liberal trend du jour and hope someone is "triggered" by it, and that's it, they're satisfied.7
Do not compare indigenous people to orcs. Most Native American tribes had traditions of Peace & respect taught in their cultures. The Europeans were much more violent overall.
J J I see your powerful foreknowledge and know it to be true beyond all truths. May your wisdom never diminish! 🙏 Stay well, and, "Live long and prosper!🖖🏻"😊
@@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 Yep. Amazon is going against what Tolkien would have wanted. And nearly all fans of Lord of the Rings, Woke or not, aren't happy with the change to the lore.
I suspect so AND am going to dredge up my inner Democratic and declare I don't even need to see the show to know: Rings of Power bad (Well, okay, I HAVE watched the official trailers so... I have good cause to suspect its bad.
The fact they had to make the "black female dwarf" disabled is A LOT more inclusive than Amazon's Princess Disa. So stunning and brave for the Babylon Bee's inclusivity. 🙌👏
Baby Lon? Are you being AGEIST? What if they dont IDENTIFY as a baby? How DARE you? ... In case you were genuinely confused, I was joking. I'm pretty sure it was a typo
Honestly, whoever was playing the faux-Aragorn should really do more stuff like this, he was really good! I would pay to see him star in a Lord of the Rings style movie.
They're [sic] pronouns are them/they (in that order). In the words of Morbius: "All very convincing... except for one obvious fallacy..." Rings of Power is actually good 😜
@@wesleyswafford2462 That will NEVER happen. Whether you watch it or not, it'll have no bearing on the success of the show; and it will be a massive success.
@@uchenna127 True that. Amazon have already said it will be their most successful show evah. Even if only 10 people watch it, they will say it's their most successful show, and we won't be able to prove otherwise. But it will be interesting to see if the budget is cut, if heads roll and if it lasts all five planned seasons.
@@mozartkugel4972 Honestly, who are you even to assume you get to be an "I". There's a couple trillion of cells in your body who had no say in that, they are just oppressed by the cerebral 1%. (Even lower in some)
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season. Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies Sauron is still evil and a deceiver. Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on. There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated. Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed. It's actually fabulous. Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
In the deleted scene, the 'civilisation' continued to not preserve their ancient artefacts and they were lost to time, thank goodness they werent preserved in a museum where people could learn about ancient world history
Um, you're confused. It wasn't Indiana Jones, he left on the starship at the end of that movie, Trek Wars. Galadriel defeated Marty McFly who invented dimensional travel with his nephew, Rick.
@@nepntzerZer need to force city to lower inflation to prove daca worth it since for years dc never lower living cost only print dollars to do more refugee crisis when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election george bush 14y ago said add ukraine to nato foreshadow nuland f eu coup 2014 support = 1. ruclips.net/video/nTQ3D1a-j20/видео.html 2001 pentagon memo kill occupy iraq to syria ruclips.net/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/видео.html current ukraine gov is proxy since obama drew red line just like did in syria earlier arming rebels telling russia not to interfere while zelensky ethnic cleanse donbass region 7y= 2. ruclips.net/video/ta9dWRcDUPA/видео.html 3. ruclips.net/video/IBeRB7rWk_8/видео.html ray epps-fake sole survivor from ritten house case 2.0/podesta 2.0 when you look at left wing msm collaborate ruclips.net/video/OnVHhn-vgUw/видео.html
The fight choreography was breathtaking! And the gender confirming dialogue and condemnation of anglo masculine microaggressions really captures the spirit of Tolkien! I give it 6 out of 4 stars!
How do you dare to mention the spirit of Tolkien? Don't you know he was a chauvinistic, homophobe, anti-semite, anglo, colonalist, fascist that tried to implement a white supremist, 19th century, fake non-historical, worldview through books like the Hobbit?
I just hope the villain at the end of the show is FLONALD DRUMPF, the greedy ORANGE dwarf who wants to oppress the dark elves, because he's racist against them...
I’ve started watching Rings of Power, and it’s obvious Babylon Bee put so much more effort into this 5 minute clip than Amazon did in their hour episode 😒 this show sucks monekypox dick
The part where Nori Brandyfoot finds the Allspark and revivifies Optimus Prime and shouts, "By the power of Grayskull, I choose you!" Sent chills through the tears in my eyes.
I believe that were someone to take the meme comments, and fashion a decently believable parody plot/script, it would actually be more successful that RoP.
Only 9 more episodes? How weak! For the past month or so we've been watching a Turkish series on Netflix -- 5 seasons, nearly 450 episodes. Now, THAT's a series.
The moment she said a great evil approaches I literately said out-loud "Like what? a dude in a MAGA hat" yo I'm dying ! PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
again, the show is made by blind-double-agent-progressives, HIRED. BY. AMAZON. Amazon is what runs this show. No to Peter Jackson, whom ppl love. Yes to extreme progressives that OBVIOUSLY were going to piss people off. what the message?: "women and black people suck and should be subconsciously disregarded when seen in the media" cmon, this shit is basic. they didnt invest all this money and then went "ooh wops" they know what theyre doing, same shit as always. divide the whites from the blacks and men from women.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season. Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies Sauron is still evil and a deceiver. Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on. There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated. Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed. It's actually fabulous. Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
Honestly, it’s too accurate. 😂 As a grammar snob, I shuddered when the Women’s Month branded Hershey’s chocolate came out this year saying “Celebrate She” and emphasizing the name of the candy as herSHEy. Like, my guys, if you are going to emphasis a portion of your product’s name in order to promote women… why in blazes do you not emphasize *HER* and be grammatically appropriate, “Celebrate Her”? Proves that these folks are using their emotions more than their brains.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season. Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies Sauron is still evil and a deceiver. Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on. There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated. Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed. It's actually fabulous. Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
@@EddiemmDavis you missed how Galadrial just forgot to mention her husband for 7 episodes and everything that drove her was to avenge her brother. Super strange choice, if my wife and sister had been killed by orcs, my wife would definitely be at the forefront of my revenge. I think they are going to make Celeborn out to be an a-hole if they bring him back, in order to somehow justify a weird love interest with Sauron. They never established Galadrial's desire to be queen so it made no sense why it would be enticing. You had to already know it was a motivation. The fight scenes are mostly stupid. They try to hide who Sauron is when everyone knew who he was from the beginning and even in the final episode throw a useless red herring in that didn't fool anyone. They are really trying to make us think the Stranger is Gandalf, which makes no sense because he wasn't at the Battle of Dagorlad, and if all of that is a red herring, it's really dumb. I wish they would have left the entire Harfoot and not-Gandalf storyline and added more of the dwarves. They made mithril magical, when it is expressly not magical in the lore. Like I don't even really care about these gripes, I'm not a LOTR lore buff. I've read more about it after the show. The show is just plain boring.
I thought I heard her say, There can be only one, Harry Potter! Then she chopped his head off and took his parts for they/them/their own. But my favorite part was Galadriel sitting down for ma’s spaghetti with Feminem and she said, my noodle is wet. I had a wet noodle dream and you were in it. As she boldly expressed her love. So brave. I was weeping in the floor for hours.
It began with the forging of the great films. Books were given by Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality. But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a master flop. And into this show he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate all film. One show to ruin them all.
Best comment yet. Im not gonna lie - im stealing this. I've never stolen a comment or quote before, but this is just too good - I NEED to post this on discord right NOW. xD. Thank you - you just made my morning. xD. This comment was even better then the vidja; top-tier content right here. 😂🤣😂
finally, after many laughless nights, we are now entering an era of comedy that's actually funny again, and can compete with mainstream quality. thank you BB!
yeah, I haven't heard much complaints about the costumes and sets, but its one of the things I notice immediately. They look like some 90's phantasy tv show.
I was thinking the same thing. Half of me wanted the laugh but the other half was thinking "Yup, this is actully what life is like in 2022"......."How did it come to this?"
Rings of Privilege is such a masterpiece! Thank you Jeff Bozos for making me aware that Orc lives Matter and bringing Tolkien into the age of inclusiveness.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season. Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies Sauron is still evil and a deceiver. Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on. There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated. Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed. It's actually fabulous. Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season. Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies Sauron is still evil and a deceiver. Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf. Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on. There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated. Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed. It's actually fabulous. Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
The Bee is like 90's SNL. What happened to that show was ominous to say the least. Thanks for repeatedly putting this cult's satire in the proper light.
My favorite part of this prequel is how they set up Aragorn to one day say "Somehow Emperor Sauron returned" right after Princess Leia dies in space. Truly inspiring. Truly a show.
I don't know how the Bee isn't getting hit for uploading the actual first 5 minutes of Amazon's new series. Bored of the Rings: The Ratio uh Powah!✊🏿 Focused on Guy-ladriel and her quest to find the manager, Soy-ron.
I'm still trying to figure out just what 'intersectionality' is supposed to mean. See? Even RUclips's own dictionary doesn't know what that mess of letters mean. It's underlined in red as a misspelling. 😂
What is the greatest threat facing Middle Earth in The Rings of Power?
The lack of diversity.
The casting crew
The writers
The lack of a backbone and brain in the cast and crew.
Enraged people of fandomia?
The "standing on land stolen from indigenous orcs" line is brilliant
Especially since in the books you are told orcs were made by corrupting elves. So the elf is the actual indigenous group not the orcs. So the complete joke is the person who has a prior claim is giving it to someone else.
The most annoying part is it really is just all grandstanding. If that's your belief, okay, fight for it to give indegenous people back "their land". At least you have a cause, no matter how wrong it is. But no, they'll write a 3-page intro about white supremacy and stolen land in a totally irrelevant academic paper to show they're in-line with the liberal trend du jour and hope someone is "triggered" by it, and that's it, they're satisfied.7
So true, love from Canada.
@@abbbbbbb4482 So basically Britain and Sweden.
Do not compare indigenous people to orcs. Most Native American tribes had traditions of Peace & respect taught in their cultures. The Europeans were much more violent overall.
I suspect this might be better than the actual show.
J J I see your powerful foreknowledge and know it to be true beyond all truths. May your wisdom never diminish! 🙏 Stay well, and, "Live long and prosper!🖖🏻"😊
That's actual facts
I did not know there was a real show, I leave it to the Woka-Cola drinkers in Hollywood.
@@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 Yep. Amazon is going against what Tolkien would have wanted. And nearly all fans of Lord of the Rings, Woke or not, aren't happy with the change to the lore.
I suspect so AND am going to dredge up my inner Democratic and declare I don't even need to see the show to know: Rings of Power bad (Well, okay, I HAVE watched the official trailers so... I have good cause to suspect its bad.
When Sauron says " I want you all to call me Sharon and I want to have babies"
Stunning and brave.
As the only Eye of Self owner he is always of the most oppressed class, so his only path is to vanquish all.
That part where Gandolf turned to the first Elf/Dwarf/Hobbit womanx of COLOR and said, 'IT'S MORBIN TIME!" I for cereal got CHILLs...
Sharon only wants babies so that he can experience the Maia-given right to abortion.
I thought it was "Loretta."
Ha! Best laugh this morning.
I can't believe that ranger is oppressing all those powerful women with his toxic masculinity.
The fact they had to make the "black female dwarf" disabled is A LOT more inclusive than Amazon's Princess Disa. So stunning and brave for the Babylon Bee's inclusivity. 🙌👏
Oh no, you have to wait, the showrunners said they will include the disabled eventually.
@@zoebaggins90 so they're putting themselves into the show? Maybe they'll be bus boys at an arby's.
And LGTB, check the blanket.
I think her being disabled was a subtle pointing out that the entire series was handicapped.
Yeah but she's not 1/16th native nor muslim. Not inclusive enough.
The part where the orc is running and not getting any closer, great homage to The Holy Grail!
Haha my thoughts exactly. I was expecting the orc to instantly appear in front of them and stab one lol
yes!
Or Kung Pow Enter the Fist
@@misterious5217 "I'm coming!"
If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
Romans 10:9 NI
"I am wearing a green cloak"
The MontyPython bit of the Ork running toward them slayed me
Yes 😂
Yup, Lancelot`s charge.
GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
That was the best part of a very good parody. Paying homage to the greats.
Me too. Nice call back.
You just know they put more passion into this production than Amazon ever did with their show.
As a black crippled woman in a wheelchair. I now feel seen. I can finally relate to Lord of the Rings. Thank you Baby Lon Bee.
Baby Lon? Are you being AGEIST? What if they dont IDENTIFY as a baby? How DARE you?
...
In case you were genuinely confused, I was joking. I'm pretty sure it was a typo
As a crippled TRANS woman of color in a wheelchair, I for one loved this show. It's not out yet, but I can already tell it's a 10/10!
As a wheelchair crippled by a body positive trans indigenous person of color, I’m still unimpressed.
As a crippled black, native America, TRIPOC, two spirit woman living in the skin of a normal white guy, I almost feel seen.
I'm the same but half asian, so i don't feel completely seen
Honestly, whoever was playing the faux-Aragorn should really do more stuff like this, he was really good! I would pay to see him star in a Lord of the Rings style movie.
They have a good stable of performers that compliment each other well, and that guy is probably tops among them
I totally agree. They would get millions of views.
Very movie worthy voice
Yeah i was convinced this clip was AAA until the elf appeared. All great though as it was a parody.
How much would you pay?
“He’s going to eat me!”
“Don’t mock ethnic food choices.”
😂🤣🤣
Now now, he only "heavily implied" he was going to eat him.
A mostly peaceful dinner
@@tentaklaus9382 I'm torn between crying of laughter and crying of sadness 😢😅
you just know that this is the RoP the left actually wants 🤣🤣 they would still find something wrong with it tho 😑
I was earnestly surprised the elf didn't change her tune when the orc wanted to eat meat.
You accidentally made it better than the whole rings of power series. I actually feel more immersed in this short scene than the whole season
I'd watch this as a series over the actual show.
I thought the same thing
At least it'll give you a laugh.
Me too
Thats what I did with Larry kenobi.
It is the show
"You killed they!" The entire Cringe of Power in a 5-minute spot. I would've been seriously surprised if this weren't as flawlessly spot-on as it is.
They're [sic] pronouns are them/they (in that order).
In the words of Morbius: "All very convincing... except for one obvious fallacy..." Rings of Power is actually good 😜
cRinge of Power! Lmao
Lord of the rings has no blacks aside from orcs so it's just not lord of the rings despite the claims otherwise
@@henryjubeda7617 There are plenty of brown people in LotR. Are they close enough?
The Babylon Bee production is better than The Ring of Power.
I'm pretty sure they used real weapons here too.(At least for his sword and her kukri) Which is why we have that facial reaction at 3:15
@@wesleyswafford2462 I saw what happened to the awful Wheel of Time. I think I will pass on another Amazon "interpretation".
the 💍 of ⚡️is like a candle 🕯 to the sun 🌞 compared to this. this makes me feel understood. well I'm white and a male. thanks
@@wesleyswafford2462 That will NEVER happen. Whether you watch it or not, it'll have no bearing on the success of the show; and it will be a massive success.
@@uchenna127 True that. Amazon have already said it will be their most successful show evah. Even if only 10 people watch it, they will say it's their most successful show, and we won't be able to prove otherwise. But it will be interesting to see if the budget is cut, if heads roll and if it lasts all five planned seasons.
The moment he said "you daughter of Valinor of such ... beauty?" made me laugh soo hard.
LOL that was the best part! That and the numenor guy being so toxic lol
This is fucking amazing.
"You killed They!" 😂
That one caught me off guard.
🤭
I expected "I only see one" as a response
I yelled at the screen "can we not all agree that sounds f*cking stupid" 😂 makes no damn sense!
When she says they I just stopped watching crazy shit like that wil be the downfall of western societies
Favorite scenes were the impeccably animated sauntering squirrel and the looped 'funny running' orc.
Very well made.
Didnt even notice the squirrel! lmbo! 😂
Babylon Bee is ahead of it's time in animation and story development. 👍🏽
I think the orc was dancing for it's soon to be supper
The way the orc ran reminded me if the effeminate running Titan from Attack on Titan.
The Orc was a clear reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The Monty Python scene with the approaching orc had me in stitches. 🤣
The whole skit is reminiscent of Monty Python.
I was dying
That squirrel walking in the opening scene is the goat. 👏👏👏👏👏
I love when Gandalf tells the ents "Run, forrest! Run!" So brave.
I think your comment went over people’s heads…. You know…. Because ents are tall 😎👍🏼
Assssscuse me?! That is ABLEIST!!!! Where is you manager?!
That, Sir, is pretty funny!
(Oh dear, I just assumed your gender, didn't I!?)
@@mozartkugel4972 Honestly, who are you even to assume you get to be an "I". There's a couple trillion of cells in your body who had no say in that, they are just oppressed by the cerebral 1%. (Even lower in some)
@Oxnate 😂🤣😂🤣😂
The part where Galadriel cuts off her hair and takes her fathers armor and sword. Stunning and bold.
She'll make a man out of you.
literally MOOOOOOOOOOOORBAN
BRAVE! you forgot BRAVE!
This accurately conveys the confusion and horror brought to all Tolkien fans.
Indeed. The ending really clears things up tho, as it makes it perfectly clear that we were actually the problem all along. Who knew?
Then you don't know the books or haven't watched the show. None of this is in there
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season.
Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies
Sauron is still evil and a deceiver.
Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on.
There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated.
Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed.
It's actually fabulous.
Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
@@EddiemmDavis i bet you have a happy life and youre totally not obese, alone and sad
@@EddiemmDavis idk, from what i've seen of the plot, it reeks of G.O.T season 8 plot holes and and poor story telling
The squirrel 🐿 at the beginning is absolute gold
The scene where Galadriel defeated Indiana Jones and held him accountable for stealing cultural artifacts from ancient civilizations was so powerful.
Then she said "No justice on stolen land!" and MMA style kicked him in the face then freed his Orc slaves - oh LORD, I cheered and cried!
In the deleted scene, the 'civilisation' continued to not preserve their ancient artefacts and they were lost to time, thank goodness they werent preserved in a museum where people could learn about ancient world history
Um, you're confused. It wasn't Indiana Jones, he left on the starship at the end of that movie, Trek Wars. Galadriel defeated Marty McFly who invented dimensional travel with his nephew, Rick.
@@Laneous14 that part where Rick cloned himself and created Darth Morty and shouted "It's Morty time!" I bawled my eyes. One of the shows of all time!
"I wish the Cultural Artifacts had never come to me..I wish none of this had happened"
Finally someone interpreted for us what Tolkien was REALLY trying to tell. Thank you, thank you, Amazon!
The sarcasm is strong in this one
@@nepntzerZer need to force city to lower inflation to prove daca worth it since for years dc never lower living cost only print dollars to do more refugee crisis
when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich
recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election
george bush 14y ago said add ukraine to nato foreshadow nuland f eu coup 2014 support =
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Tolkien died on a September 2nd, they released the series on September 2nd. Really makes you think 🤔
what was tolkien try to tell? abugjaoiajbpoisjauobiuo.
The fight choreography was breathtaking! And the gender confirming dialogue and condemnation of anglo masculine microaggressions really captures the spirit of Tolkien! I give it 6 out of 4 stars!
You mean hammers and sickles 🍻
Another product of the public school system 🤣
Why so little?!? 6 is not even half of 4! (Sarcasm, speaking ill of leftist education)
ROTFL!!! I honestly can't tell if this person is being funny or serious here. Either way it got me to laugh big time, so thank you for that!!!!
How do you dare to mention the spirit of Tolkien? Don't you know he was a chauvinistic, homophobe, anti-semite, anglo, colonalist, fascist that tried to implement a white supremist, 19th century, fake non-historical, worldview through books like the Hobbit?
"You killed they!" 🤣🤣🤣
Finally! A movie that can teach people about their moral failings without mansplaining. Bravo Amazon!
I just hope the villain at the end of the show is FLONALD DRUMPF, the greedy ORANGE dwarf who wants to oppress the dark elves, because he's racist against them...
@@VotePaineJefferson Hilarious. Jesus loves you so much, bro.
You REALLY think these creators are on your side? They are making fun of people like you don't you get it?
@@sheldonhatch8255 My comment was sarcastic. It’s difficult to recognize when written.
@@darkalley8595 I for one believe this is going to be one of shows ever made. Stop oppressing Jeff Bezos, you bigot!
Unironically what Rings of Power WISH they could have made
you realize only idiots use that fake word?
True
OMEGA ÜBER TE- RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I’ve started watching Rings of Power, and it’s obvious Babylon Bee put so much more effort into this 5 minute clip than Amazon did in their hour episode 😒 this show sucks monekypox dick
The part where Nori Brandyfoot finds the Allspark and revivifies Optimus Prime and shouts, "By the power of Grayskull, I choose you!" Sent chills through the tears in my eyes.
I believe that were someone to take the meme comments, and fashion a decently believable parody plot/script, it would actually be more successful that RoP.
But what about when Harry Potter took up the light saber and cried, "It's clobberin' time!"?
Game over, man. Game OVER! XD
"I am Gwenriel of Eregion. My pronouns are She?her." I loled so hard on this one. 🤣🤣
the actress does such great crazy eyes. i love it.
I need this to be an hour long and I need 9 more episodes of this.
Only 9 more episodes? How weak! For the past month or so we've been watching a Turkish series on Netflix -- 5 seasons, nearly 450 episodes. Now, THAT's a series.
That CGI squirrel at the beginning already had me rolling. And the monty-python nod with the running orc was just *chef's kiss*
YES! Someone else that thought the same! Just needed one of them to be eating an apple. LOL
Not CGI.
and it is already more enjoyable than the whole of ep1 of RoP. i wish i was joking
You know it's going to be good when you see the baby squire strutting into frame. Absolute GOLD!
*STAB and scampers through the door.
S
Second guard: *indignant* "Heeey 🙁"
I was almost certain the elf girl would say “did you just assume my gender?” after he referred to her as an “elf-maiden”.
Same
Likewise!
I thought she'd say she was non- Binary and spout a bunch of ridiculous pronouns.
Maybe for episode 2?
Maiden? not likely
"It's elf-theyden. Thank you very much!"
I don’t know why but the opening with the squirrel strolling on the branch had me laughing for awhile.
Ice Age tribute
This is unironically better than the actual show. Well done on this one, lads.
That would be unicornically better, would it not?
Every actor in this had me laughing out loud.
JUST BRILLIANT.
YES! They were so good, I hope they get to have great careers.
It's better than Amazon's show.
Killing Orcs is colonialist assumption
@@leroyrussell8766 HAHA yep so true
@@leroyrussell8766 So true.
The moment she said a great evil approaches I literately said out-loud "Like what? a dude in a MAGA hat" yo I'm dying ! PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd watch this before 95% of the garbage they are making now.
LOL YES!
@@BB-1990 ONLY before 95%?????
@@Golfnut_2099 I was being kind.
What we do in the shadows, Archer, Stan against Evil, etc... There are a few good ones out there.
Hey, so did i
They haven't just done this to Tolkien, they did it to every part of life.
Even with the blue hair, the elf in this still looked more elvish than 95% of the elves in rings of power.
Of course she has blue hair and pronouns.
I hadn't noticed the blue hair SJW item. Sharp eyes. Kkk
And she is wearing green cloak
@@wikwayer for real? a green cloak? wow :O
i would have no idea :P
still too short
Unironically more entertaining than the actual show and it didn't cost $1 billion.
Holy shit it does! and Amazon’s has over 14,000,000 views
It cost everything.
totally agree...😂👍
again, the show is made by blind-double-agent-progressives, HIRED. BY. AMAZON.
Amazon is what runs this show. No to Peter Jackson, whom ppl love. Yes to extreme progressives that OBVIOUSLY were going to piss people off.
what the message?:
"women and black people suck and should be subconsciously disregarded when seen in the media"
cmon, this shit is basic. they didnt invest all this money and then went "ooh wops"
they know what theyre doing, same shit as always. divide the whites from the blacks and men from women.
How do you know it didn't? 🤔
This is probably better that the actual show.
Just finished the first episode and this is 100,000 times better. It actually entertained me.
Probably?
@@jaggedskar3890 well I haven't seen the show and I don't ever intend to, so I can't really make a judgement on it.
Can confirm, there's no question
It is. Even the costumes are better. The elves in the actual show were wearing spray painted plastic armor lmao
The elf is clearly biased since elves and orcs are of the same race just one has transitioned with the help of Melkor.
Better costumes and makeup than the prime series.
And overall storyline
When the opressed creature came and said "it's orcin time" i was truly in AWE. 10/10
When Sauron said its "ringin time" I about fell out my seat.
Truly the most TV series of all time
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season.
Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies
Sauron is still evil and a deceiver.
Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on.
There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated.
Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed.
It's actually fabulous.
Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
@@EddiemmDavis I think we define fun as two different things...Happy for you that you found joy in it.
babylon bee should make a parody series of the rings of power.
Definitely
They could call it the "Circles of Sadness" or "Diamonds of Despair"
I thought that Rings of Power was already a parody.
The Rings of Power is a parody series of the Rings of Power.
Rings of powe "IS" a parody 😂atleast to me
Amazon took the “oppressed Orc” satire seriously… smh 🤦🏾
Thank you the Babylon Bee for making the show accessible to prime-less people like me. Now everyone can enjoy the show.
They included RUclips people. It's all about inclusivity, yet they only show it on prime
BB's version is far superior to Amazons. I've resorted to watching the Amazon show in Japanese so I won't get sick from the terrible dialogue.
You are not primeless you are just prime from the other end
"Enjoy."
I can't believe they would just upload the actual rings of power on here and not be held accountable! smh
They'll probably take it down any second.
"You killed they."
I can't. I just can't. 😂
That was my favorite part...
Same.
Honestly, it’s too accurate. 😂 As a grammar snob, I shuddered when the Women’s Month branded Hershey’s chocolate came out this year saying “Celebrate She” and emphasizing the name of the candy as herSHEy. Like, my guys, if you are going to emphasis a portion of your product’s name in order to promote women… why in blazes do you not emphasize *HER* and be grammatically appropriate, “Celebrate Her”? Proves that these folks are using their emotions more than their brains.
@@LetTalesBeTold lol! You're 100% right. It would've meant exactly the same thing too. xD
Yeah, that part got me
I love the axe toss from the wheelchair 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is unironically closer to Tolkien's vision than The Rings of Power.
Is it? Was your sound on?
@@gregorythompson5334 closer doesn't mean anywhere close.
True. The Numenorian at least actually behaves like he's from Middle-Earth.
@@gregorythompson5334 I'm deaf, is the dialogue any good??
“Wokeness destroys everything it touches.”
-me
That's how we know it originates from a dark place
THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME. Thank you, Babylon Beeeeeee!!
You were a little too convincing...
@@LordsofMedia why, thank you?
Loved it! Nailed it!
@@ChandlerJuliet "Why, thanks you?" Because it blurred the line between satire and real life.
Your acting was great, if it really was acting...
The squirrel marching down the branch with a purpose was an indicator of what was to follow. 😅🗡️🧌⚔️🧝🏻♀️🐿️
I experienced more pleasant emotions in 5 minutes than I did in 3 episodes of the original show.
i WANT to give u a thumb up. BUT u watched 3 episodes of that trash. a fkkk ewe
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season.
Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies
Sauron is still evil and a deceiver.
Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on.
There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated.
Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed.
It's actually fabulous.
Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
@@EddiemmDavis you missed how Galadrial just forgot to mention her husband for 7 episodes and everything that drove her was to avenge her brother. Super strange choice, if my wife and sister had been killed by orcs, my wife would definitely be at the forefront of my revenge. I think they are going to make Celeborn out to be an a-hole if they bring him back, in order to somehow justify a weird love interest with Sauron. They never established Galadrial's desire to be queen so it made no sense why it would be enticing. You had to already know it was a motivation. The fight scenes are mostly stupid. They try to hide who Sauron is when everyone knew who he was from the beginning and even in the final episode throw a useless red herring in that didn't fool anyone. They are really trying to make us think the Stranger is Gandalf, which makes no sense because he wasn't at the Battle of Dagorlad, and if all of that is a red herring, it's really dumb. I wish they would have left the entire Harfoot and not-Gandalf storyline and added more of the dwarves. They made mithril magical, when it is expressly not magical in the lore. Like I don't even really care about these gripes, I'm not a LOTR lore buff. I've read more about it after the show. The show is just plain boring.
@@EddiemmDavis the show is so bad it was all about how that one elf woman was way stronger and smarter than any evil man she encounters it was woke bs
Wow you went far as 3 episodes of that turd?
When Galadriel yelled "Harry, you're the chosen one", literal tears rolled out of my eyes! So beautiful! Masterpiece!
She said Harrietta. That's Harry's name now that she has come out as Trans. LMAO!!
I thought I heard her say, There can be only one, Harry Potter! Then she chopped his head off and took his parts for they/them/their own.
But my favorite part was Galadriel sitting down for ma’s spaghetti with Feminem and she said, my noodle is wet. I had a wet noodle dream and you were in it. As she boldly expressed her love. So brave. I was weeping in the floor for hours.
“yOU KILLED THEYYYYY”
For real though the dude’s costume looks better than the actual thing’s costume
I remember my grandma saying "I don't care what they tell you in school, Dwarvens used wheelchairs"
I genuinely feel for the Babylon Bee. Imagine how difficult it is to come up with a caricature of society when society itself has become a caricature.
Same problem why GTA 6 isn't getting released very soon
These weren't actors, they're real people.
The way she throws the axe is golden. Like axe throwing isn’t hard to
comprehend but she just tosses it like a basketball.
Oh just because shes black you think she was born with a basketball in her hands. Pshhhh check your priviledge
That's waycist
That part where Sauron said "Its saurin time" and than saured all over the place. Epic.
Is he an eagle?
LOL
Truly, one of the movies of all time
I was eating Sauerkraut when that happened. Unforgettable.
@@finfrog3237 I was eating a rack of ribs and drinking brandy. Life is good.
"You killed they!" 🤣🤣😂
The way she throws her ax is just perfection.
Because it was thrown by a woman....
@@bmjv77 it was thrown by what??
The axe throw got me good 😂
I threw it with all my strength 😂
An attempt was made.
It began with the forging of the great films. Books were given by Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality. But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a master flop. And into this show he poured his money, his greed and his will to dominate all film. One show to ruin them all.
Profound!!
Amazing comment
Best comment yet. Im not gonna lie - im stealing this. I've never stolen a comment or quote before, but this is just too good - I NEED to post this on discord right NOW. xD. Thank you - you just made my morning. xD. This comment was even better then the vidja; top-tier content right here. 😂🤣😂
Great comment!
This needs to be like a 50k comment
finally, after many laughless nights, we are now entering an era of comedy that's actually funny again, and can compete with mainstream quality. thank you BB!
It’s crazy how well this video has aged. Shit is pretty spot on for that cringy dumpster fire of a show in 2024 😂
You killed they!
I would watch this if was a series.
This scene gave me chills, so stunning and so brave.
and inspiring. So unbelievable inspiring
The way he says “beauty?”, the way she throws the bow at him, just brilliant.
I guess when this was made we thought this was a little stretched, but now after the second season we can't even find a joke here anymore..
Funnily enough, this has more natural acting, costumes and set compared to what I've seen in RoP trailers. Numenorean dude seems legit!
You seem legit!
yeah, I haven't heard much complaints about the costumes and sets, but its one of the things I notice immediately. They look like some 90's phantasy tv show.
@@speaktruth9843 lol you must be living under a rock then cus that is one of the biggest complaints everyone has about ROP.
@@chrish4439 I've maybe watched 50 videos, estimate, not one mention. oh well
@@speaktruth9843 The costumes are absolutely insanely terrible.
The sad part is, this isn't really that much of a parody, modern movies really do sound like this some times... 😂
That’s kinda why it’s a perfect parody reflecting reality
Many of them seem to be more about preaching than telling a decent story.
I was thinking the same thing. Half of me wanted the laugh but the other half was thinking "Yup, this is actully what life is like in 2022"......."How did it come to this?"
The axe toss at the end is priceless.
I didn't notice it until the 3rd time through, priceless indeed
Thanks!
The orc running down the trail and flailing his arms killed me 🤣
The only training in bad guy sword school seems to be wave sword over the head and yell loudly to announce your approach
Nearly killed him too by the looks of it. Cardio bro! ;)
That was an homage to monty python
Rings of Privilege is such a masterpiece! Thank you Jeff Bozos for making me aware that Orc lives Matter and bringing Tolkien into the age of inclusiveness.
Tolkien had his privilege checked.
Slay queen.
Yaaas
@@truesoulghost2777 Noooo slay KING! *CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY*
Someone is going to steal the Rings of Privilege line, but it won't be me (the heck it wont) great line
😂
@@johntabler349 it can that or Rings of Sour or Rings of cowards. Rings of Privilege is pretty good though
The main difference between this and Rings of Power is that I watched it through to the end without falling asleep.
The nod to Monty Python was perfect 😂
The best part is when Galadriel comes out as lesbian and denounces her Elfness. Truly an inspiring moment.
But she doesn't renounce being immortal, that would be transphobic!
Stunning and brave ! Living _her_ _truth_ .
Lmao next amazon will make a fuckin "Brave Galadriel" merch line
I want a full 8-episode tv series of this!!! The writing in this is so much better than in what Amazon tries to pass as Tolkien.
You haven't watched it then. Move if these politics are there
@@MrJoshcc600 I haven't watched what?
I have watched this and I have watched the dirt that Amazon produced.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season.
Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies
Sauron is still evil and a deceiver.
Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on.
There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated.
Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed.
It's actually fabulous.
Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
Sadly not a good representation of the show AT ALL. This was witty and funny, but sadly guys you are attacking a relatively noble and fun show for people to enjoy. With the filth of things like G.O.T. sucking people in I wish you were encouraging people to watch the Rings of Power. I have seen the whole 1st season.
Orc's are still disgusting vile enemies
Sauron is still evil and a deceiver.
Men are still men, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Women are still women, Elves, Human and Dwarf.
Spiritual power is very distinctly GOOD or EVIL never both and people have to choose what side they are on.
There are heroes AND cowards very clearly differentiated.
Marriage and family is still the goal of the very few romances portrayed.
It's actually fabulous.
Even though Galadriel is a prominent figure she is shown to be flawed, impetuous, and not always right. There are strong men who are also leading in the series. Your one true gripe might be there are too many "leading women" but even all the leading women have men that the are partnering with. Just something to think about. This show might actually be helping people toward truth and I wish you weren't tearing it down.
@@EddiemmDavis It sure is easy to find the reviews Amazon has paid for. How many other places have you copy and pasted this diatribe, I wonder? 🤔
Dat axe throw at the end is brilliant. Deserves an Oscar! :D
😁
Equity, man. Equity!
Refernce to Monty Python was amazing 😂😂
I would watch a full-length vision of this skit. I hope it continues!
That was absolutely brilliant! Must've cost a billion dollars. Best Tolkien on TV. You guys are great
That shot of the squirrel walking on the branch must have burned through $2 million alone. Breathtaking!
The ineptness of these ladies in the fight scenes deserves a standing ovation. Pretty much everything that they could've done wrong, they did.
How dare you assume gender.
Stop mansplaining!
The nod to Monty Python was priceless 10/10!
The part where gollum tells frodo that he is his father sends chills down my spine everytime
*she is HER father, you bigot
😮
HEY! Announce a spoiler alert please!
The Bee is like 90's SNL. What happened to that show was ominous to say the least.
Thanks for repeatedly putting this cult's satire in the proper light.
Alec Baldwin happened to that show.
I think you mean 70s and early 80s. By the 90s, SNL was turning into the trash it is today.
I just posted a comment like this too! Nice!
My favorite part of this prequel is how they set up Aragorn to one day say "Somehow Emperor Sauron returned" right after Princess Leia dies in space. Truly inspiring. Truly a show.
How on earth did they film that without cracking up.
'Parkour' lol.
Aaaaaand points to anyone who spotted the Holy Grail homage.
The Swamp Castle scene.
TAKE 107! can we stop laughing please?
It was missing the drums though
At the second shot, I was confused: did I really see that? The third made it clear, and after the fourth I hoped for the sudden stabbing scene 😁
We were cracking up the whole time 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know how the Bee isn't getting hit for uploading the actual first 5 minutes of Amazon's new series. Bored of the Rings: The Ratio uh Powah!✊🏿
Focused on Guy-ladriel and her quest to find the manager, Soy-ron.
Stunning and brave!!! 🌈 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Bored of the Rings is a good book - you slur it by using the title to mock RoP!
Thanks
Please make this into a full on series! They were great actors and the camera shots were better than 99 percent of anything out. Bravo!
Well it’s original so of course it’s good.
Seriously. Well done!
Eww. It's fine for a short, but I don't want to spend time with these characters. Excuse me, caricatures.
The part where Vegeta stands up to Sauron and tells him “you’ll never take my saiyan pride” literal chills. So brave!!!
Hey Vegeta! ~Ghost Nappa
A true saiyan always sprinkles when they/them twinkles.
The new spanish female Vegata was a great spin on the character
And Bro- WE and WOKE- ku come in!!
"Mock my Saiyan pride!" ~ Vegeta, TFS DBZA
You guys keep getting better and better. This is amazing!!!!!!!!!! Intersectionality baby 🤣🤣🤣
I'm still trying to figure out just what 'intersectionality' is supposed to mean. See? Even RUclips's own dictionary doesn't know what that mess of letters mean. It's underlined in red as a misspelling. 😂
WHOO WHOO!
Hell! This was WAY BETTER than the show on Prime!
"you killed they" got me good lmao