Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 - DEAD NAMED
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In this episode of Law & Order: MVU, a person is stabbed - but more importantly, another person was deadnamed. MVU brings the perp to quick justice - SOCIAL justice.
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Do you have any crises that the MVU should investigate?
Using the Wilhelm scream? That must be a microaggression! Somehow!
"Thank you GUYS so much"?? Thank you GUYS so much????
Seems like MVU's work here isn't done...
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
I idenfify as your Royal highness, _but my coworkers...... _*_laughed_*_ at the idea_
I got lemon filling in my donut today, even though I clearly identified as a Bavarian creme lover…
"this is social justice world, no trial, no judge, no lawyer, we just ruin people's lives immediately, whenever we please" Brilliant
Brilliant because it is true.
Remove all dissent in preparation for the revolution
Also, "no rights". Most important part.
Don't include me in your "we".
It's "them" to me.
Fuck back off to Russia
In the USA, it's satire, but in the U.K., it's a reality. Posting the wrong message that hurts someone's feelings, can get you tossed in jail. Other real crimes are ignored because the police are too busy going after Social Media violators.
thats what the left want which will backfire horribly in the US
Sad but true
The dumb asses in US and UK keep electing fascists intent on forcing everyone to conform to their woke ideology. Use your vote. Throw the woke morons out while you still have a chance.
And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more - we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.
Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956
gave up your guns... no way to fight back.
When I was younger, a microagression was when Minime kicked you in the ankle.
That guy kicks hard...or at least where it hurts most.
Lol
I still don't know what "deadnaming" is. And I don't want to know.
Best comment 🏆
Great joke.
"Did he assume you're the Secretary?"
"I AM the Secretary!!!"
Lol I love how he assumed that she can't be the secretary, nice and subtle!
I love how he tapped the knife stuck in her stomach and telling her she will be fine.
"Lol I love how he assumed that she can't be the secretary" holy shit. That's microaggression
Are we assuming the woman who was stabbed goes by she/her? Did we learn nothing from this video?
Uh? Excuse Me!!!
It's "administrative assistant." !!!
Friggin' Trump Supporters. REEEEEEEE!!!!
““We operate in the SOCIAL justice system. No trial. No lawyers. No rights. We’ll have him cancelled by….tonight!” CLASSIC! 😂😂😂
I think all of us feel like the secretary who was stabbed laying on the floor
I don't, I'm not Black, cause I didn't vote for Biden.
Ba-scuse me Mr. Knife wound..
Did you just say secretary?!?
It's office attendant!
@@jackalenterprisesofohio so your not dead? 🤔
@@mickeyduke1910 of course, as I said I didn't vote for Joe.
@@jackalenterprisesofohio Dominion, Undead voters, & 3AM vote counters all say that you do.
In the UK a old man was arrested for post a meme and causing anxiety. This could be real.
Not to forget the woman that got harassed by the cops for being mean to nonces
@@MrNorker77 That's because nonces are a protected class due to most of British Aristocracy favouring minors.
Yeap here's the video
ruclips.net/video/vFN2rZmrNp0/видео.html
The UK has completely lost the plot. They won't investigate child sex exploitation rings with thousands of victims because "it might look racist" but they will show up at your door to "check your thinking" over a facebook post.
@@theslimeylimey
Your comment is being shadow banned.
I only see it in my notifications.
Next time avoid using words that might trigger the algorithm
lol they were quick to pounce at just an accusation but, when the MVU guy misgenders he just denies it happens. Such a perfect representation of these crazy people!
This comment should have millions of 👍.
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“You know how to treat a lady.” “It’s they!” I love it.
The “You really know how to treat a lady” bit absolutely destroyed me 😂
The ceiling dust from the gun shots was a nice touch.
Maybe they used Alec Baldwin's armeror.
I thought the gun shots themselves where a nice touch lol
@@jonathanpasch6604 -- *armorer.
Same it's a small detail but just adds a special touch of realism to it
And the famous "scream" after he shoots while kneeling.
The off screen faint scream when the woman agent’s gun fell out was a good detail.
took me at least 5 minutes to stop laughing after this part so i could continue watching the rest HAHA
Not just any scream. That was The Wilhelm Scream.
@@FIREBRAND38 I came to the comments to say this. Thank you for correctly identifying this micro-aggressive sound effect.
@@matrixtech29 👍Same
(But your added context was brilliant.)
"when her woman's"
???
What does that mean?
Awesome.
From the ridiculous gun handling to the exaggerated ''police tactics gymnastics'' to 'Womonday' and to the actual satire of social justice lunacy.
Ever seen "Showtime"? Movie came out in 2002, one of the best parodies of the buddy cop genre out there. Check it out if you love this kind of humor.
@@Raskolnikov70 heh
"What if it's cyanide?"
@@Raskolnikov70 Thanks for the tip! I'll try to find it.
@@Raskolnikov70
The only problem with that movie is they have Robert Dinero in it. He’s a communist, anti American shill.
Yes LOL
This needs an Emmy for a Comedy Short. Bravo Babylon Bee. 👏
The Hollywood people who are aggressively pushing for the woke culture?
Thank u Babylon Bee for giving me a positive laugh in a world that’s constantly negative.
This one brought tears to my eyes, seeing how insensitive that microaggression man was to Alexa. And then to top it off that secretary was only thinking of herself the whole time without even giving any consideration to what had just happened to Alexa. It hurts me just as much when I see a microaggression happen to somebody else, because I have such a big heart. It is like I am a victim too. In fact I am just as much of a victim as the victim. How can people be so mean to others like this? Thanks to the MVU for sharing this informative video.
Stabbing victims can be soooooo rude!
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG you Soo funny 🤣🤣🤣
Spot on! I used to be like that so, it's funny cuz it's true. (By the way I'm a chick using my buddy's phone, he's not a...lol)
Make sure you analyze your privilege before criticizing the secretary.
She was just "going through something."
Babylon Bee, if you made this a regular series, I would watch it. It's better than most of the crap passed as entertainment these days.
I would watch too
I like the series of "Californians move to Texas"
It would have been a nice touch if the accused deadnamer would have been the owner of the company. "Because your boss is the owner, your whole company is going to be canceled. Unfortunately you'll also be canceled because you worked for a company that has been canceled. But look on the bright side, because you reported this, justice will be done and my social media will explode!"
Yeah, I was a little surprised because I thought he was the CEO.
"I am the secretary" I cracked up laughing, that was good. Great performance by that lady. Rofl he tapped her knife "you're gonna be fine..."... "yeah" !!
“You really know how to treat a lady”, perfect.
"This they was misgendered." Brings me back to my memories of reading that dystopian book, Anthem.
I (for individual) just looked it up. It looks interesting.
@@RayfordRaySiegel ... and when you're at it, read Atlas Shrugged too!
Anthem was one of the best three hours I ever spent reading!
The moment I realized how the story was being conveyed through the use of "they, us, and I"... It was wonderful!
Well, you can't say "Anthem" without "them".
@@typingcat you can't say "Jeong-hun Sin" without saying "Sin" either 😉
Lol makes me think that if the serial killer at the Uvalde School in Texas had been yelling transphobic speech or performing microaggressions in the classroom the cops would have gone right in instantly .
Guess next time we should start saying that was the case.
911: What’s your emergency?
Physically wounded: Someone is not using the pronouns I want!
911: Immediate dispatch.
Too soon
Hmmm. Pretty sure nothing would have gotten them in sooner.
@@jcsgodmother well they HAD hand sanitizer already
@@shawnkippenhan4657 Yes the video where a guy's wife was being murdered in the next room but cops were worried about using hand sanitizer was something else.
"hate crime" laws are a way of codifying feelings into the law. There is no such thing as a hate crime. There is only crime and not crime.
That's right, no victim, no crime.
@@scdhl3748 Waaaahaha, but Iiiii'm a victim. Someone unintentionally hurt my feelings, and they don't even know! Take them to the gallos so I can feel safe.
And to enforce "hate crimes" laws, ya gotta have Thought Police"
@@rachdarastrix5251 Bwhaa
I would argue that hate crime is a valid term. One that describes the primary motive for a crime. What you’re describing is widespread misuse of the term, which happens to too many words nowadays.
This was hysterical and scary as hell at the same time. Brilliantly done.
A little peek into our future if we don't stop this madness right now.
“Yeah!”, “YEAH”, “Yeah”! I love how at the end of these, the lady calls him out saying he said something wrong, and his line of “…..no I didn’t”. Hilarious
God bless the MVU...putting it all on the line, risking their lives to take on the cases that matter most!💁
Damn! What he said at the end was brilliant. "No I didn't." That's so smart. Of course he cant apologize for something like that so if he wants to keep his livelihood hes got to completely deny it. Course there's a woman and a... a woman to witness against him so he'd better get on their good side.
Thanks!
The bee strikes again. Keep up the great work yall
Like this is totally happening in the UK. And Canada.
no constitution, no right to bear arms.... subjects vs free people.
“So brave.”
“So beautiful..”
So ridiculous.
I can't BELIEVE how self-centered that secretary was. On and on about HER little stab wound; HER little attacker; HER little death. Doesn't she know there was a dead naming incident at play here? God, the nerve of some people.
3:09 stepping over the body😂 to deal with ‘a crime’ you guys are making me spray my coffee over the table laughing
3:08 wait .. *did the "gender fluid" person really just assume their identities by saying "thank you guys?"* Why wasn't "Alexa" also arrested for that microaggression?
1:51 Another possible gender assumption
That's the point. Microaggressions make it nearly impossible to have a conversation without being afraid of accidently saying the wrong things.
'Canceled' not 'arrested'. This is a social matter, not civil or criminal. No trials. No jury. No defense.
"Guy" it gender neutral. Jennifer Garner told John Stewart so on the Daily Show, and that sets it in stone in my book!!!!!
You can bet that some lefty sociopathic - I mean, sociological studies "eXpErT" is pretty well able to mental gymnastics their way around it and prove that nothing wrong happened.
Since "Alexa" checks more intersectional boxes than MVU members (they're all white; well, there is one woman, but "gender fluid" scores higher in Oppression Olympics), "they" basically get a pass, since "the oppressed can't be the oppressors".
I cried. So moving. One of the greatest, grittiest, corporate crime dramas I've ever seen.
I don't know what's funnier, the skit itself, or the guy in the background at the beginning of the video that was just sitting calmly at his desk even though gunfire just went off.
I hope in all honesty this becomes a series. It'd be a timeless classic
so pitiful... so many imbiciles in this world that this scenario is actually possible. It is sad. Thanks for taking the time to mock them to the fullest extent possible!
It's not just possible, stuff like that happens every day
Yes because trans people and the lgbt community instead of caring about all the denied rights, discrimination, and persecution they face are more worried about people calling them alex instead if alexa. Nobody actually gives a fuck about that stuff, we don't like the people that shout about this stuff either because it distracts from the actual problems, we are on the same side but when you paint us all as the same and don't differentiate then you are no better than the people who call all muslims terrorists
Holy s***, please make a whole series out of this - you're onto something serious lol
Agreed, this was top notch
Yes please
Yes please!!
Only God is holy. God bless you.
HAHAHA "feel better" "so brave"
"Yuah, yuah, yuah" "no I didn't"
I'm friggin crying!!
The accidental discharge at 0:32 with the scream that followed... I had to pause I was laughing so hard!
Criminal justice: "Here is the murder weapon, we got his prints all over it and the guy even bled on the scene - He's got the victims DNA under his nails and has a long criminal history"
"Hmmm... We'll need to investigate this thoroughly, I'll be back with a reply in a few months."
Social justice: "This personx claimed that the guy called Them a Man 14 years ago when they still had not realized themselves. They are thoroughly aggrieved that this could have taken place and would like justice to be served!"
"Aight, he'll be gone in a jiffy!"
Thank you for the Wilhelm Scream.
High class. Hat goes off to the MVU, would love to make episodes of this great idea.
If you make stuff like this I will die laughing and that micro aggression is on you Bee.
A fact is information minus emotion. An opinion is information plus experience. Ignorance is an opinion lacking information. And, stupidity is an opinion that ignores facts.
3:37 "Ughhh... I'm.. dead."
Amazing, this Bee video came out one day before the smoke shop owner in Las Vegas stabbed a robber who then said "I'M DEAD! I'm dead..."
That was a nice "touch" from the MVU agent. Leftists just can't help themselves 🤣😂
Glad I wasn't the only who one saw that.
I was in the comments to make sure I was not the only one who saw this.
The touch was funny but the full on honk and the end topped it off.
1:20 for anyone wondering.
I thought he was touch her chest but he was tapping the knife LOL
When I was younger a microaggression was a mosquito bite when I was out past the streetlights were on.
Oh my gosh! These are soooooo well done! Better than a Netflix series!
The Easter egg of Womonday instead of Monday is priceless
Thanks BB. How wonderfully off-the-wall satire.
Alexa is a brave and beautiful hero.
Our kids need to be taught to look up to people like they.
HEro???? 😡😡😡
Shouldn’t it be „Alexa are brave and beautiful heroes? „
I believe that "They" are. My head hurts...
@@chromiyum6849 SHEro
😂🤣😂🤣
So funny! You all are the best at pointing out the absurdity of this madness! Thank you
Lol.. Him tapping her on the knife.. 😂😂😂
This just became my favorite channel
In the deepest Male voice ever
Thank you both so much you really know how to treat a lady .....
Absolute Classic....
Finally a new episode of the best new law & order in years!
The most accurate part of this whole things is at 2:10 when they all say "yeah" a couple times each. If one woke person says some woke thing, they all just agree and go with it no matter what.
That is a good skit, this should be a series, you must make more, I find it very funny!
I'm only commenting because the effort that went into your call to action deserves the algorithm points.
I used to be a 40-year-old white man. who now identifies as a 97-year-old black woman and her siamese twin. When I went to vote, I was allowed only one ballot. Jerks.
I love seeing how the "most powerful" country in the world has a "population" that doesn't even know how to defend itself from words. including some military btw
Absolutely love it. You guys are geniuses..in disguise, of course.
Did you just assume their gender???? 😮
You had me at the Wilhelm Scream. 👍
Edit: And again with...
WOMONDAY
👏
Lmao 🤣 "You really know how to treat a lady." It looks like he was trying to hold back a laugh when he said that.
Loved the subtle echo chamber of "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brilliant post thanks.
I have been waiting for someone to do a skit like this for years. Thanks BB!👍😁😂🤣
I always felt that South Park missed a golden opportunity when they did their super hero themed season. I kept waiting for them to introduce a "Social Justice Worrier" Character. The episodes for this character practically writes themselves. Maybe they will read this and be inspired for a new character.🤞
Make sure to watch the original MVU vid!
I think Pseudo Justice Warrior would be a great character name, since it's pretty accurate to how they are.
not if they want to stay on. THEY will get canceled
They had pc principal and strong woman
Well Randy went all PC and social justice
You guys are brilliant. Thanks for the great videos.
It's actually kinda scary how mental health has been weaponized in this day and age.
Very scary. I had someone claim I was harassing her, casting herself as a victim, when what really happened is that I refused an invitation to come to her home, and didn't have anything to do with her. Apparently she saw some of my Facebook posts that had nothing to do with her and decided to attack by playing the victim, claiming that I was jeopardizing her already-fragile mental health.
Mind you, the two contacts I had with this person were accepting her friend request and trying to avoid her at a memorial service.
@@myblacklab7 FB is an information gathering service to serve police all the details of your life. don't do that.
Wouldn't be that surprised if the MVU became a thing further down the line, guns n' all! 😅
Once again, the Bee hits one out of the ballpark.
Omg, I never knew I needed this series in my life.
Thank you once again 🐝
This is a real thing in the UK.
Best belly laugh I've had in a while. Gives me flashbacks to when SNL used to be good
"Is it because you are..."
"Say it!"
Tears of laughter 🤣😂
I can tell the season finale is gonna be a big one when the FBI gets involved for that guy saying “…man….”
So funny, yet so sad that these are the deranged times we live in.
Yeah, sucks when people are actual human beings to one another, and show one another respect, rather than being complete shit-sticks to each other. [/sarc]
Wait, what are you blathering about??
How 'bout not being a d!ck ... or a cvnt ... don't really care what "gender" your assholery "expresses as..."
I liked subscribed and sent a copy of this to my sister!
This is beautiful. I love these sketches from them. We need more pronto!
I love the wilhelm scream when she dropped her gun and it went off.
Wow, that was intense! Lots of action and shooting the ceiling was a nice touch. Also, I’m glad to see that smoking is in vogue, it will go well with my grey walls and floors, a great complement to may chrome furniture, so warm! God, I hope I didn’t misspell anything, I’d hate, or rather, dislike being cancelled!
i had to laugh at the carelessness of the handling of the guns, when the one hit the floor and went off and she never even looked to see where it shot....to funny......the rest was ok too.
Please oh PLEASE make this a regular sketch!
I busted out laughing at the start when they said words are violence in the social justice system 😂🤣😂
If this video had played, oh say 20 years ago, it would have made absolutely *no* sense to people back then.
Love it...you guys at the Bee are the best.
Haven't seen Jarret do his ninjitsu roll since we were in middle school. 🤣
Hahaha! Matt! So funny brother!
@@thejarretlemaster I've been watching the Bee for a long time and only just recognized you recently. Side note: I was camping over the weekend with some mutual friends from DCHS that I know through our Christian foster parents group. Small world!
When asked why the police were at the door if the words “because someone has been caused anxiety” had been said that would have been less satire and more Hampshire police 😱
My stay at home wife identifies as a man, and I identify as a woman, but I still don’t get a 30% pay increase to equal that of my Manly counterparts! Please help me MVU! 😢
You guys are on fire!! Great stuff!
@1:26 "WOMONDAY" as a day of the week. ...Nice touch. LOL
0:31 that slide into negligent discharge made me laugh way too hard lol
The Wilhelm scream right off the bat was fantastic lmao
This is the best, BBee! I haven't laughed this hard in a long while.
Ahahahaha! I LOL'D. A lot. When she slides on the floor, the gun goes off, "Ahhhh" in the background.. LOL.
You guys are good. Thanks for the laughs.
"So brave. So beautiful"...... I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The constant smoking by the investigators was a nice touch!