My daddy literally worked from daylight to way past dark. Farmed and ran a business on the farm. If anyone in our family (or even the community) needed help, dad was there. He dropped everything and just went. He sat up all night to keep my aunt from falling out of her wheelchair when she couldn't go to sleep. He even took in some of my cousins for a summer while my aunt divorced. She came packing a gun asking for help. Did not even phase daddy. Out of all of my family, he was the only one that said he wasn't afraid to defend them from their dad. He could shoot down a varmit way across the field. Oh, and he only had eyes for momma.
Knew a WW1 veteran when I was a kid, saw the police turn up at his house a couple of times for something that didn't harm anyone, he would just laugh at them and they always left empty handed, what can you threaten someone with whose already been to hell?
I'm 65 and live in the country. This morning my tractor wasn't working, so went looking for my 80 year old neighbor. Told him what it was doing... "take off the fuel bowl, clean and replace." Did that (I thought) it was better. A little later he was headed to town (to mow a yard for an "older gentleman who has cancer,") He stopped on his way to check on my progress, saw that I hadn't done it correctly and told me he didn't mean just take off the bulb he meant the bulb assembly, where it attatches to tank. I redid the job and there was a clog right where he said there would be. Going to run it now. (I offered to help him with the yard, he said, "no thanks his yard is tiny, I'll have it done in a few minutes, I left 'my little zero turn mower' at his house." I spent too many of my formative years in cities.
Mid 40s from PA here, but the same way. You show up around dinner time and leave hungry, it ain't from lack of food laid out. And if you show up begging help, we've got something to either hold you up or get you bumping along until you're on your feet.
Jesus was a carpenter by trade, and they didn't have today's power tools back then, so he was sturdy and thick: do most trade crafts today by hand (welding exempted) and you will feel it later. I don't think he was swol, just very sturdy, and I would not like to be on the receiving end of a ass-whoopin on the Temple steps.
My parents are in their mid 70's and are always looking after the "old folks" in the neighborhood. Half the people at our house on the holidays aren't related, but still family.
True that my brother. I got like 30 "aunts and uncles". And a millions "cousins ". Pretty sure non are actually blood kin. But they are all family, and I'd give my soul to help any of them.
I remember the day I called my Mom to see how they were doing and I asked what my daddy was doing. She just calmly said "Oh, he just topping the neighbors pine trees" This is Georgia our pine trees are massive, topping means climbing and using a chain saw to cut out the top 10, 20 feet of the tree. He was 75 at that time.
My boss who started in his back yard now has 2 businesses and 100s of acres of land all over but he still works in the shop with the techs too. He still gets to work at 7 when work starts at 8
@@WingedSumac That is the way my daddy taught me! I am 66 years old and I was taught that it is better to be early and wait on other people that to have someone waiting on you!!
You work until you die, that way when you don’t show up - someone comes a lookin👀. That way the cat doesn’t eat me🤣 I absolutely love, love your videos ♥️ From one SW Florida resident to another.
I have Known a lot of fine Black men and women in my life We worked together and we Fought together and I have sat at their table and they have sat at mine and the biggest thing we had was respect for each other . I see these young People White ,Black ,and all colors saying I want ,Give me . They were never taught to work for the things you want in life . I look at you and I see a man that has worked for things he has in life and I truly think all the People that I know would agree with me that you are a good man . and I love your channel man . I am a young buck I am Only 65 years old . Please keep these great video's coming . and God Bless you and yours ! Amen👍😀
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 This was your funniest one yet. Some may not agree, but there there is a big difference between weight-lifting strength and hard work strength. 😂😂😂😂
The young bucks get to use old buck's property for fun today for the promise of a lifetime of assistance when needed. No money changes hands, only a handshake.
My son and nephews and their buddies learned number 5. They thought they were going to show ol pop's, and unc how much they could party and drink. About sunrise myself brother and I were standing around saying, "Wake up, boys, still some drinks to be made."
Shout out to the Estates! I went to many a party out there in high school and my twenties. Josh ain’t lying when he says what happens there, stays there.
Me and mine are from South Africa, and we love watching your stuff. Because its asif you are talking about our people. I remember being 32, and I just looked a older gentleman with a evil eye, for mouthing off to me. My mama opened a can of whipa$$ right there in public on me, and I had to go apologies to him for what I was thinking.
I can tell you the thing about the Moonshine is true! My husband's friend gave him some moonshine and he got my daddy to try it, he used to run it for his grandaddy. He tried it and announced it was, "real melt your dentures moonshine". The stuff you buy today is a joke.
Was Jesus a Red Neck? Yes! Hell Yes! He healed, he fed, he worked. He also stomped some ass when needed. Tener ans mild? Yes. But he was NO CHUMP! (Lord Forgive me for any offense)
I'm one of those old rednecks. Well over 60. Wrecked my first pickup when I was 13. I drink a fifth of 101 proof and then go uptown to get drunk. I fix all my neighbors snowblowers for free, that way I don't have to go out in the winter and help clear snow.
Love your enthusiasm and comical style!! Keep them coming my friend,by the way your know there's a difference between a Redneck and a Hillbilly,don't you? I'm from a long line of Hillbilly's from the Appalachian Mountains...
Same here, my dad's people are from the mountains of Kentucky and West Virginia. Somehow related to the Hatfields about 5 generations back. I live and grew up in lowcountry South Carolina so I'm a swampbilly/redneck. 😂🤓🍻
My Dad was always very proud to claim the title of hillbilly. He was originally from Kentucky. Today it seems to be a derogatory term. I find that sad.
Loved this monologue! The best news for me is that I’ve known and respected so many people who meet this description that I’ve become the next generation of redneck. Redneck isn’t an epithet, it’s a badge of honor for all people, regardless of ethnicity, religion, or creed.
Damn, inadvertently described my old ass. Yeah, I’m 53. Raised old school. Did the job of a grown man at 4 or got my ass beat. At 8, outworked 2 grown men and still got my ass beat. Not redneck flexing, my grandpa was the real man, he actually had to be careful when he shook a man’s hand. I’m not big, 5-10, shrunk 3 inches when I broke my back the second time. Doctors told me I’d never be able to walk or lift anything…I was 28. Nope, still do as much as I did then. Gave up on doctors. Broke my leg twice and a few other things since then, doctors never did any good so I don’t go anymore. Had a “cardiac episode” a couple years ago. When The Good Lord is ready to punch my card, I’m not going to argue but I’m still here. I wear glasses and that’s as close to a doctor as I’m getting. I’ll trust The Lords judgement on when He wants to deal with my goofy ass.
You touched on the old man strength. We don't stop doing manual labor. I'm 60+ and weigh a buck 60. I still stack half barrels of beer on top of each other at work. Sextiles and quarter barrels are swung on to the opposite shoulder in mid stride. Working on farms and on construction sites from an early age teaches you how to get it done in the most efficient way.
Jerry is correct. Be really good with a knife. Even your best gun can jam when you don't need it to. Plus yeah, we're comfortable in our own skin. I took a sip of real moonshine, that my grandpa kept from his runnin days. I was 11. When I finally caught my breath, I was 17.💯👍🤣😂😂😂🙏💛☯️🌞
Half hour before clocking in is on time. If i wasnt there by 15 till. I was late. If it was starting time and i wasnt there. Something is wrong. Hated staying late but would show up early . Frikin weirdo lol
Bathtub and planting seeds everywhere possible, and usually impossible without a circus soleil performer, becomes almost routine with a bathtub adult beverage.
My friends in West Virginia have partys every month or so. They have pretty big pond. They have a zip line across the pond and people go down the line and drop into the pond and swim in it. They have floats they use in the pond. Okay, now that ive set that up for you. Late afternoon when it time to prep for the cooking, the corn needs to soak before putting it on the coals. They don't go to the house to get "clean" water to soak it in, the put in in the water at the edge of the pond. 🤢
My dad has a redneck friend. The man’s name is Guy. Guy has 7 brothers. They have each their own business, but when one needs help they all drop everything and come a running. You may not get them to agree on how to fix the problem but at the end of the day it’s fixed. Thank for sharing.
I'm 77. I was 61 when I moved to California. Amazed when a 19 year old couldn't start a lawn mower. Since then, I keep seeing the limp the lame and the lazy.
Josh you are the man! I have been a fans for several years now and you keep getting funnier on these. Have a blessed one brother from a very soon to be 56 year old redneck from the mountains of Virginia ,moonshine capital of the world!
Yes,Jesus was a redneck...he fished didn't he?nuf said😊
65 year old redneck here, thanks so much the laughs, you are special brother
Amen.
Gonna be 65 in a couple months. Congrats to ya.
I sure hope he has lots of children because this nation needs more , just like him.
Number 4 is the most important lesson to all civilization! I'm 60 years old . If you can help the next person , do it!
Completely agree. I will not ever retire. I watched my father degrade and die after retiring
I'm 60 as well. #4 means a lot to me. It always comes back to you.
My daddy literally worked from daylight to way past dark. Farmed and ran a business on the farm. If anyone in our family (or even the community) needed help, dad was there. He dropped everything and just went. He sat up all night to keep my aunt from falling out of her wheelchair when she couldn't go to sleep. He even took in some of my cousins for a summer while my aunt divorced. She came packing a gun asking for help. Did not even phase daddy. Out of all of my family, he was the only one that said he wasn't afraid to defend them from their dad. He could shoot down a varmit way across the field. Oh, and he only had eyes for momma.
Ur Daddy was a damn good man!
Real King, bless him! 👑😎👍
@@DIXIEMAFIA251 Yes he was.
Your daddy was a man's man to be admired.
Sounds like you had one hell of a dad
One thing you gotta, just GOTTA understand, life in prison don't mean shit to someone who is already 70 years old!
Knew a WW1 veteran when I was a kid, saw the police turn up at his house a couple of times for something that didn't harm anyone, he would just laugh at them and they always left empty handed, what can you threaten someone with whose already been to hell?
@@jelkel25same way miners how you going to scare somebody that crawls under a mountain every day
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I'm 65 and live in the country. This morning my tractor wasn't working, so went looking for my 80 year old neighbor. Told him what it was doing... "take off the fuel bowl, clean and replace." Did that (I thought) it was better. A little later he was headed to town (to mow a yard for an "older gentleman who has cancer,") He stopped on his way to check on my progress, saw that I hadn't done it correctly and told me he didn't mean just take off the bulb he meant the bulb assembly, where it attatches to tank. I redid the job and there was a clog right where he said there would be. Going to run it now. (I offered to help him with the yard, he said, "no thanks his yard is tiny, I'll have it done in a few minutes, I left 'my little zero turn mower' at his house." I spent too many of my formative years in cities.
Beautiful ❤
I moved away from the Bay Area in my 40’s, I learned more then my whole life in the city, besides college, you get what I mean. Best experience ever.
I'm a 52-year-old redneck from Florida to that's how we roll down here everyone is welcome.
Mid 40s from PA here, but the same way. You show up around dinner time and leave hungry, it ain't from lack of food laid out. And if you show up begging help, we've got something to either hold you up or get you bumping along until you're on your feet.
“Was Jesus a redkneck?” Keep it coming!!!
He did as the king of the Jews come into the city kingdom he rode on the top of a …. Horse nope it was a DONKEY! A sure footed endurance donkey.
Also spent 40 days and nights fasting in the wilderness was tempted by the devil and said naw and spoke scripture to him.
A bit of redneck temper too when the money lenders where in the temple.
Jesus was a carpenter by trade, and they didn't have today's power tools back then, so he was sturdy and thick: do most trade crafts today by hand (welding exempted) and you will feel it later. I don't think he was swol, just very sturdy, and I would not like to be on the receiving end of a ass-whoopin on the Temple steps.
Jesus chose an Ambassador named Paul that kept saying “Y’all”. Lol
My parents are in their mid 70's and are always looking after the "old folks" in the neighborhood. Half the people at our house on the holidays aren't related, but still family.
That’s awesome!
True that my brother.
I got like 30 "aunts and uncles".
And a millions "cousins ".
Pretty sure non are actually blood kin. But they are all family, and I'd give my soul to help any of them.
Jerry is speaking facts on all counts.
I remember the day I called my Mom to see how they were doing and I asked what my daddy was doing. She just calmly said "Oh, he just topping the neighbors pine trees" This is Georgia our pine trees are massive, topping means climbing and using a chain saw to cut out the top 10, 20 feet of the tree. He was 75 at that time.
Lol! Thank you, my brother, for letting the world know us old bastards are in a class of our own.
My boss who started in his back yard now has 2 businesses and 100s of acres of land all over but he still works in the shop with the techs too. He still gets to work at 7 when work starts at 8
@@WingedSumac That is the way my daddy taught me! I am 66 years old and I was taught that it is better to be early and wait on other people that to have someone waiting on you!!
As a 55 year old born and raised Florida kracker, I can confirm Josh speaks the truth on this one.
You work until you die, that way when you don’t show up - someone comes a lookin👀. That way the cat doesn’t eat me🤣 I absolutely love, love your videos ♥️ From one SW Florida resident to another.
One word for you young man: respect. You have mine. As an over 50 redneck? Yes, sir, you have the right of it. Keep on preachin'!
I have Known a lot of fine Black men and women in my life We worked together and we Fought together and I have sat at their table and they have sat at mine and the biggest thing we had was respect for each other . I see these young People White ,Black ,and all colors saying I want ,Give me . They were never taught to work for the things you want in life . I look at you and I see a man that has worked for things he has in life and I truly think all the People that I know would agree with me that you are a good man . and I love your channel man . I am a young buck I am Only 65 years old . Please keep these great video's coming . and God Bless you and yours ! Amen👍😀
62 and never plan to retire. You stop moving and you die.
🤣🤣 “Redneckdum”. LOL. I’m a ba 62 yr youngun. I’ve seen 70-80yr elders LAY OUT a YOUTH 🤣🤣
Iam a 63 yr. old young elder & Jerry is 100% right on all counts.
As someone who's grown up around older rednecks and came back home to raise my family...facts.🤣
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 This was your funniest one yet. Some may not agree, but there there is a big difference between weight-lifting strength and hard work strength. 😂😂😂😂
Sounds like Jerry ‘s got it handled. Older Redneck here. Yep. You’re right! 🌻
" I won't be bach" lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
The young bucks get to use old buck's property for fun today for the promise of a lifetime of assistance when needed. No money changes hands, only a handshake.
My son and nephews and their buddies learned number 5. They thought they were going to show ol pop's, and unc how much they could party and drink. About sunrise myself brother and I were standing around saying, "Wake up, boys, still some drinks to be made."
I love it! Showed em how it was done! All the best to you and yours?
You really don't understand.... moonshine WILL CLEAN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING it touches. Including you... lol.
I'm 60 but that is how we roll! God Family Country!
Jared The Redneck seems like a wise and cultured man!
As an over 50 REDNECK: I confirm!
Shout out to the Estates!
I went to many a party out there in high school and my twenties. Josh ain’t lying when he says what happens there, stays there.
Me and mine are from South Africa, and we love watching your stuff. Because its asif you are talking about our people. I remember being 32, and I just looked a older gentleman with a evil eye, for mouthing off to me. My mama opened a can of whipa$$ right there in public on me, and I had to go apologies to him for what I was thinking.
I can tell you the thing about the Moonshine is true! My husband's friend gave him some moonshine and he got my daddy to try it, he used to run it for his grandaddy. He tried it and announced it was, "real melt your dentures moonshine". The stuff you buy today is a joke.
Was Jesus a Red Neck? Yes! Hell Yes! He healed, he fed, he worked. He also stomped some ass when needed. Tener ans mild? Yes. But he was NO CHUMP! (Lord Forgive me for any offense)
I'm one of those old rednecks. Well over 60. Wrecked my first pickup when I was 13. I drink a fifth of 101 proof and then go uptown to get drunk. I fix all my neighbors snowblowers for free, that way I don't have to go out in the winter and help clear snow.
Nothing but truth my Redneck Brother!!!
That last comment was the best. Totally unexpected. Laughed so hard the moonshine I was drinking came out my nose!
Love your enthusiasm and comical style!! Keep them coming my friend,by the way your know there's a difference between a Redneck and a Hillbilly,don't you? I'm from a long line of Hillbilly's from the Appalachian Mountains...
i can smell the difference no offence. just joshing ya old timer beautiful mountains ova thare
Same here, my dad's people are from the mountains of Kentucky and West Virginia. Somehow related to the Hatfields about 5 generations back. I live and grew up in lowcountry South Carolina so I'm a swampbilly/redneck. 😂🤓🍻
My Dad was always very proud to claim the title of hillbilly. He was originally from Kentucky. Today it seems to be a derogatory term. I find that sad.
@@wmason1961 i don't take offense to it
@donefedup2208 it depends on who is saying it and what their intent is.
Josh you are a red neck too! Red Neck isn't a color.., it's an attitude. This is one 77 year old red neck that says "Welcome to the Club."
Loved this monologue! The best news for me is that I’ve known and respected so many people who meet this description that I’ve become the next generation of redneck.
Redneck isn’t an epithet, it’s a badge of honor for all people, regardless of ethnicity, religion, or creed.
older redneck, here. flip knife in back pocket, boot knife, belt knife...yup, sounds about right. lol
Love your video’s, you are so funny 🤣🤣
As a 61 yr.old Redneck. I approve this Message. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a native Texan who partied on many acres owned by older rednecks. #1 is true. The rest is just brilliance
Well as impressive Redneck grandpas are even more so is grandma.
No matter how big you are or think you are when she speaks you will listen. ; )
my Grammy used to say "ima twist your head off and make you look at it!", and ill be damned if I didn't think she would!
@@pootersnacks My Great Grandma would jerk a knot in our tail if she caught us ass'lin around .
It's not work... it's life. Stay busy, stay hard
All 5 points are RIGHT ! I'm 64 living in Tennessee.
Having an arsenal of swords, axes, knives, armor and such is key.
Always bring a Bowie knife to a gun fight.
I'm a tiny older woman redneck... Just know you'll be blinded by wasp spray 30 ft. Away . I ain't playing you idiots.
Yep but don't only bring a knife to a gun fight!
I like people who care about people. So funny Josh. Thanks.
"Was Jesus a redneck?". Hahaha! He had to be!
Damn, inadvertently described my old ass.
Yeah, I’m 53. Raised old school. Did the job of a grown man at 4 or got my ass beat.
At 8, outworked 2 grown men and still got my ass beat.
Not redneck flexing, my grandpa was the real man, he actually had to be careful when he shook a man’s hand.
I’m not big, 5-10, shrunk 3 inches when I broke my back the second time.
Doctors told me I’d never be able to walk or lift anything…I was 28.
Nope, still do as much as I did then.
Gave up on doctors. Broke my leg twice and a few other things since then, doctors never did any good so I don’t go anymore.
Had a “cardiac episode” a couple years ago.
When The Good Lord is ready to punch my card, I’m not going to argue but I’m still here.
I wear glasses and that’s as close to a doctor as I’m getting.
I’ll trust The Lords judgement on when He wants to deal with my goofy ass.
You touched on the old man strength. We don't stop doing manual labor. I'm 60+ and weigh a buck 60. I still stack half barrels of beer on top of each other at work. Sextiles and quarter barrels are swung on to the opposite shoulder in mid stride. Working on farms and on construction sites from an early age teaches you how to get it done in the most efficient way.
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Happy 4th!!!!❤
Alifia!!! Down in the D. D. Riverview!!!!
Locals. Know. 😂❤❤ Natives!!!!
Florida!
Old Rednecks keep it on the low down, especially in Memphis bro!!
The upper level of Redneckdom.
I'm A 62 year ole Red neck I support this message
Jerry is correct. Be really good with a knife.
Even your best gun can jam when you don't need it to. Plus yeah, we're comfortable in our own skin.
I took a sip of real moonshine, that my grandpa kept from his runnin days. I was 11. When I finally caught my breath, I was 17.💯👍🤣😂😂😂🙏💛☯️🌞
You're such a cutie! I've been watching your vids for years and i Love the humor, the attitude, and the T-shirt
Bahaha. Jared sounds like the bomb
Half hour before clocking in is on time.
If i wasnt there by 15 till. I was late.
If it was starting time and i wasnt there. Something is wrong.
Hated staying late but would show up early . Frikin weirdo lol
Same here.💯💪🇺🇲🙏💛
61... Three generations of children. Ain't never lost a fight.
I've lost a few, but that doesn't mean I'm backing off, if it's for all the marbles.
You make me laugh every time. 👍
Jerry is a wise man.
Hill yea Jesus was a Redneck. Great vid, absolutely true facts. Hooked you up w/ some knowledge
Damn Josh. That whole work ethic is the real. 4th gen
He really is funny.
Love this and so so true!!❤
As older recheck I agree 100 percent!! That's how we roll
1:52
you have to have a sword with a 3 foot reach, a hatchet AND axe for both cutting wood and killing things, and a good strong knife...
Hell yeah Jered. Bottoms up Sir.
2 blades at all times !!!
Bathtub and planting seeds everywhere possible, and usually impossible without a circus soleil performer, becomes almost routine with a bathtub adult beverage.
My friends in West Virginia have partys every month or so.
They have pretty big pond. They have a zip line across the pond and people go down the line and drop into the pond and swim in it. They have floats they use in the pond.
Okay, now that ive set that up for you. Late afternoon when it time to prep for the cooking, the corn needs to soak before putting it on the coals. They don't go to the house to get "clean" water to soak it in, the put in in the water at the edge of the pond. 🤢
Young redneck here, my neighbour's aren't just the folks down the road but anyone around that needs a helping hand. Be well everyone 🤙
Yup.. That about sums it up!
If you can lend a hand, ya lend the hand.
Jerry forgot number six . We're all out of give a Fs.
My dad has a redneck friend. The man’s name is Guy. Guy has 7 brothers. They have each their own business, but when one needs help they all drop everything and come a running. You may not get them to agree on how to fix the problem but at the end of the day it’s fixed. Thank for sharing.
I'm 77. I was 61 when I moved to California. Amazed when a 19 year old couldn't start a lawn mower. Since then, I keep seeing the limp the lame and the lazy.
He’s 100 on the shine. If it ain’t tearing your flesh up the entire time it’s going in, it ain’t shine.
Jesus was indeed a Redneck Carpenter
Growing up country is sure nice.
This is a good one for sure!
This comes from rednecks with a bit of native heritage. For defense know where your thorny plants are and how to use them.
Josh you are the man! I have been a fans for several years now and you keep getting funnier on these. Have a blessed one brother from a very soon to be 56 year old redneck from the mountains of Virginia ,moonshine capital of the world!
If I run out of bullets I'm using my bow lol
Amen. This is my favorite one of yours so far
If that's real moonshine believe me you won't have to worry whether that bath tub's clean. I can't think of any germs surviving in that stuff.😊
Jerry is 100% co-rrect!
Love it! And Jerry is correct ❤
Man it sounds like I need to hangout with you and your friends
You are spot on, 67 year old redneck here.
51 here and still mudding. We just upgraded to side by sides
Your so cool you do hang around them
100% TRUE 😂😂😂😂😂❤ HANDSOME 🎉
All true, I'm 62.
If you can’t fight with a knife, you ain’t worth a damn😂 harsh truths😂 1:48
Old School maybe Young Bloods will learn ..... Nothing but Love Ya:ll
Wise words