The Jehovah's Witness Governing Body wants your POWER!!!

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  • @Vicki_Benji
    @Vicki_Benji 7 месяцев назад +43

    To be a Jehovah's Witness, you have to sacrifice everything that you are.

  • @ucanleaveyourhaton
    @ucanleaveyourhaton 7 месяцев назад +20

    Here I go again 😂. The comment you made about birthdays. WOW! That really struck a chord with me. I never once had a birthday party or gift, when I was growing up. Yes, it’s not about celebrating birthdays, but just knowing people care about you. Your family. Your friends. No wonder I’ve grown up to be someone who rejects love from others 🥺 And if anyone wants to know, I have a bunch of psychological illnesses as a result of being born into a religious cult called JWs. It’s very sad.

  • @suzannemoffitt137
    @suzannemoffitt137 7 месяцев назад +11

    That's when I escaped and then pulled back in by my parents. Waisted 20 years i wont get back. You got that right.

    • @mattmurdock2868
      @mattmurdock2868 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, Watchtower is a bad tree, bearing bad fruit.

  • @joeyburrell3207
    @joeyburrell3207 7 месяцев назад +8

    Your so right bro, every time they said or insinuated the world would end they were completely wrong.kinda makes wish they would just shut up, so Gods kingdom would come. But God has to show us that these idiots and charlatans has nothing to do with him.🤨

  • @ucanleaveyourhaton
    @ucanleaveyourhaton 7 месяцев назад +9

    7:40 talking about parents saying we wouldn’t finish elementary school, cos armageddons coming 😂
    Guess what, I’m 60 right, and my parents said the exact same thing, (except we don’t call it elementary school here in Australia LoL, we call it primary school, but hey, same thing right!).
    The list of bullshit never ends with the JWs, so we could keep this thread going for all eternity 😂

  • @suewerney2575
    @suewerney2575 7 месяцев назад +9

    I love that your dog is an apostate 😅

  • @coolsense5356
    @coolsense5356 7 месяцев назад +4

    The Watchtower is going is going to lose every member one by one as they all wake up

  • @blulumwaquepajoo7158
    @blulumwaquepajoo7158 7 месяцев назад +9

    They are losing fallers,that’s why

  • @mysticluvbug1797
    @mysticluvbug1797 7 месяцев назад +9

    I sincerely ❤ you Jay. You have a way of explaining something clearly with a bit of humor mingled in. You almost had me gettin emotional on what the motive is to not let members celebrate their birthdays. Even in something that seems small in the grand scheme of things… they’ve taken so much from the members 😢

    • @RobertoPol710
      @RobertoPol710 7 месяцев назад

      Jay’s IRON logic with sweetest smirky smile 😂 kisses

  • @jackijax505
    @jackijax505 7 месяцев назад +6

    You had me near pissing my pants laughing at 3:00. 💪🏼💪🏼😂😂

  • @damonrandall9844
    @damonrandall9844 7 месяцев назад +10

    The battery analogy was great! At first I thought you were heading towards the Matrix, then…BAM!! Hit me with Gameboy. It worked like a MF’r though! I love how you rip on the GB. They deserve it. Every word! I love your videos! I love you! Don’t lose the funny! Don’t ever stop kicking Mutha-effing, GB Ass!!

  • @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim
    @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim 7 месяцев назад +6

    Thanks!😂 So true...
    Apostate greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱

  • @ucanleaveyourhaton
    @ucanleaveyourhaton 7 месяцев назад +3

    Apostate dog 😂😂😂. Awww… big slobbery kisses for your apostate dog, from one apostate to another! xxxx

  • @alanrogers8535
    @alanrogers8535 7 месяцев назад +7

    My wrist wrinckls ??? Daaam Bro You look gooood. Lost weight and looking fitt. Kudos.

  • @ucanleaveyourhaton
    @ucanleaveyourhaton 7 месяцев назад +4

    Wow! Sorry to add so many comments, but I just love your analogies ❤️. You’re the sharpest dude, ever ! Eg, the people in the borg give the GB power, they’re not getting anything from them… profound or what ! Also, In many ways, People want something to believe. They want to be told how to live. They want to relinquish their own power and agency, over to someone else who they believe knows what the truth is. Thankfully, some of these people wake up, eventually. Some don’t. Someone said, “it’s easier to fool people, than to convince them that they’ve been fooled”… 🙄

  • @townbiz6014
    @townbiz6014 7 месяцев назад +7

    The battery analogy is better than any analogy I've heard in 24 years of talks at the kingdom hall. So true

  • @mattmurdock2868
    @mattmurdock2868 7 месяцев назад +1

    The governing body wants your power, your money, your time and energy, and the divine worship as God...the have named themselves;
    G.ardians
    O.f
    D.octrine.
    Pretty much says it all.

  • @GrannyBoots
    @GrannyBoots 7 месяцев назад +8

    Most excellent points Mr Jay😊!!

    • @JayTheComedian
      @JayTheComedian  7 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you kindly

    • @GrannyBoots
      @GrannyBoots 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@JayTheComedian you bet! 😉 what you are doing is invaluable Mr Jay, don't ever stop!!

  • @Gouzinstrumentals
    @Gouzinstrumentals 7 месяцев назад +4

    The doge 😍

  • @shellinaholloway4267
    @shellinaholloway4267 7 месяцев назад +4

    The JWs should have their own dictionary. Because the words they use are used differently. Supposedly in another video that the last days were from 1799. Here we are in 2024. So them saying we are in the last days has been going on forever. No end in sight. That is what I got from that info. I can be 80yo and still hearing its the last days. When I hear people say we are in the last days I bust out laughing. Because that is all I an do is laugh.

  • @DY2784
    @DY2784 5 месяцев назад

    Serena Williams owes the BIGGEST THANKS to Her Father for not listening to the JW 💩💩💩. I hope She included this in Her memoir…

  • @amandae5925
    @amandae5925 7 месяцев назад +3

    Nailed it

  • @ucanleaveyourhaton
    @ucanleaveyourhaton 7 месяцев назад +4

    I’m pretty sure the jws previously celebrated Christmas, cos one elderly sister in my Congo (congregation), told me they used to celebrate Christmas when she was a kid (probably around the 1930s) ! WTAF ? Jws love to change their doctrines when it suits them.

  • @davidhill8565
    @davidhill8565 7 месяцев назад

    If you were raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, and you have a mind of your own, cut ties with your family of origin.

  • @rmayerCPA
    @rmayerCPA 7 месяцев назад +7

    you have lost weight. Lookin good.

  • @allisonmarie7678
    @allisonmarie7678 7 месяцев назад +2

    Omg! That's the best video I've heard all yr, no joke

  • @georgeporgy7568
    @georgeporgy7568 7 месяцев назад

    I remember hearing the battery thing but heard you store new batteries in there not ones that were all ready dead. I looked it up the cooler temperature can make them last longer but the moisture could ruin them.

  • @memtesin5918
    @memtesin5918 7 месяцев назад

    I haven't found one organized church that teaches the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth. So sad...they shut the door to the kingdom of heaven and bring hell on earth.

  • @haynehifanny8006
    @haynehifanny8006 7 месяцев назад +2

    Just a masterpiece among other video of yours. Great thanks Jay.

  • @jaybyrd5556
    @jaybyrd5556 7 месяцев назад +4

    Beautiful message, my brother! Keep up the great positivity. I needed to hear that today. Thank you very much.

  • @b1crusade384
    @b1crusade384 7 месяцев назад +2

    They got the book of Reveation wrong. Plus, it makes no sense to make a prophecy after it has happened, and never get a prophecy before it happens right.

    • @mattmurdock2868
      @mattmurdock2868 7 месяцев назад

      Worse than that, they got Christology wrong.
      Moreover, not one witness can tell you what is the gospel of Christ and the "kingdom."

  • @summerseverson1267
    @summerseverson1267 7 месяцев назад +3

    Looking 👀 amazing 🤩!!! Glad ur back in the mix 🎉🎉🎉

  • @summerseverson1267
    @summerseverson1267 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks 🙏 jay

  • @dw0176
    @dw0176 7 месяцев назад +3

    You been working out 💪🏾👍🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @JayTheComedian
      @JayTheComedian  7 месяцев назад +2

      You already know lol 👍🏽💪🏽

  • @giselleobrien6317
    @giselleobrien6317 7 месяцев назад

    In a talk, a brother said that masturbation made you gay…….because you’re having an intimate relationship with yourself

  • @dawnstanzione1562
    @dawnstanzione1562 7 месяцев назад +1

    Witches read palms and wrinkles!

  • @janellegonzalez9863
    @janellegonzalez9863 7 месяцев назад

    They are changing their teaching on 1914 and Christ's reign beginning that year. Oops, no more overlapping generations. They might be figuring out that Yeshua/Jesus is coming.

  • @mariflorent
    @mariflorent 7 месяцев назад +2

    Excelente 👏👏👏

  • @Gabby-er1sr
    @Gabby-er1sr 7 месяцев назад

    Every days your birthday if your a gov body

  • @lawrencestoll7586
    @lawrencestoll7586 7 месяцев назад

    Another weird thing is that the God of justice sacrificed his innocent son for guilty humans. Under what circumstances is it okay for the innocent to suffer because of the guilty. Is this justice?

  • @danielecolla5767
    @danielecolla5767 7 месяцев назад +1

    their way to say that governing body is wrong just saying : New Light. Jehovah has fun hiding truth from them and then suddenly telling them the truth whenever he wishes even though the last book of the Bible was written over 2,000 years ago, they show off they are completely ignorant even biblically.. I respect more the Mormons, at least they wrote a new addition to the bible.

  • @timistrue
    @timistrue 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jay- I do hope people take you serious & truly lend an ear. You care, & I not only hear it, but also feel it.

  • @gloriabebop5313
    @gloriabebop5313 7 месяцев назад +1

    Good points as always, make you stop & think😊

  • @deedaartyst
    @deedaartyst 7 месяцев назад +3

    ayyyyye i was thinking when would you post/algo show me your vids again.

  • @survivingthelastdaystv
    @survivingthelastdaystv 7 месяцев назад

    And They misquote in literature by cherry picking expert quotes and making them support their organization's ideologies or views

  • @gmac7684
    @gmac7684 4 месяца назад +1

    Make more videos, bro. Please

  • @sidvicious647
    @sidvicious647 7 месяцев назад +3

    How Can You Work and Speak for THE MOST HIGH YAH AND EVER BE Wrong ????!

    • @mattmurdock2868
      @mattmurdock2868 7 месяцев назад

      Be worshipping false god of Watchtower and calling him the "Most High."

  • @tzoppgaming4074
    @tzoppgaming4074 7 месяцев назад

  • @hopgardenhomstead7217
    @hopgardenhomstead7217 7 месяцев назад

    🎉

  • @halinakozlowska2672
    @halinakozlowska2672 7 месяцев назад

    Watch blood business.

  • @DY2784
    @DY2784 5 месяцев назад

    👋🏼👍🏼❤

  • @blulumwaquepajoo7158
    @blulumwaquepajoo7158 7 месяцев назад

    Brain wash I heavy

  • @knowthyself8233
    @knowthyself8233 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @arlenefisher4868
    @arlenefisher4868 7 месяцев назад

    Is Serena Williams no longer a JW? Wasn’t she recently baptized?

    • @JayTheComedian
      @JayTheComedian  7 месяцев назад +2

      I never said she’s no longer a JW. Lol o said she is now free to be the best jw ever because she didn’t listen to their advice on competitive sports.

    • @arlenefisher4868
      @arlenefisher4868 7 месяцев назад

      My bad. Thanks for clarifying. BTW, I enjoy your JW videos.

  • @kingofthedots3835
    @kingofthedots3835 7 месяцев назад +2

    😂jaybe baby .....being on U .tube is the biggest mistake in world hustory ....every one can see the circus ......SAD AND 😂😂😂