Can I Beat Elden Ring as a PORCUPINE?
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- This spell wasn't great, but at least it wasn't Rain of Fire or Bird Feathers. (Those may come later if I feel like truly tormenting myself)
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People die when they are quilled.
Kekw good one
underrated
I genuinely slow clapped at that one
I am the bone of my quil
Now for maximum pain: feather pew pew incantation only
Are you satan?
Honestly, it might be better
Edit: it is not at all
@@sunbleachedangel100% definitely not
There isn't enough FP in the world to actually kill anything with that.
@@pedanterrific212 Just gotta have all blue flasks and like 15 starlight shards
When ur faster than light u only get to live in The darkness
so true ape
😂
Jokes on you I move around the Sun
Godrick's video: "Can I beat the Tarnished using only my spinny move"
they’ll never expect it A FOURTEENTH TIME! >:D
He wanted a fair fight so joined in with the breakdancing. He may be a freak of a demigod but he got standards.
It can deflect projectiles so the porcupine move kept triggering it
If you can kill even 1 boss with Rain of Fire I'll be impressed.
Man. He just gonna kill soldier of Godrick whith it, end of story
@@user-ec2hb9xn9jYeah sure buddy. As if anything could kill that guy.
@@tuba3000 hey, let me at least dream about defeating him
Well well well
This aged well XD
46:15 Radagon literally just went "Stand up...I'll wait."
BREAK DANCER OF THE LANDS BETWEEN
Tarnished got them moves
the music timing at 1:01:28 is just too good for me not to comment, that was pure gold
1:37:30 it's so funny when the NPCs try to flask up but all they get is that stupid "I'm empty" animation the player also has, very cheeky
Fromsoft needs to give Dist a life-size Golden Hippo for this one
they’ll never do that for any dedicated challenge runners unfortunately
Miyazaki will sneak up behind him and shove a rabid squirrel up his Elden Ring.
1:33:38 Midra soundtrack is incredible, one of the most depressing, depth and same time revigorating EVER in any souls game
I was watching the Leda fight live and oh my god it was excruciating. Good job on making it through everything
That Godfrey fight was so satisfying ngl
I think Godrick broke because he might be using the storm move when he gets hit multiple times to get the player away from him. So each spell would hit him enough times to trigger the "away! away!" move?
Not a bad theory honestly
No he just does it against projectiles, cause it can deflect those
i can hear bloodborne whenever i read that lmao "Away! Away!" "You plague ridden rat..."
Mad respect for this run so glad I’ve found this channel awesome content bro 🙌
Multi hit spells sucks until you geth higher incant scaling because of how flat defenses work.
that only matters in pvp, this thing is bad cause it's inconsistent on how many you hit with any time you cast it, usually going past them whiffing them but still have to be close or more will miss
Damn that messmer fight is something else. You re the goat
What if this spell dealt piercing damage and as such, would deal increased damage during opponent's attack animations and would profit off of the spear talisman? I think that would give it a niche and make it more unique and viable
I'm fairly certain it does do piercing damage, but the spear talisman only applies to weapon damage
@@1umbreon4lifeAll spells that deal physical damage do something called “standard” damage.
Love ur vids distortion, keep up the good work😁
The extra camera work on the Godfrey The Golden fight was worth the like and subscribe. It's the extra effort into style I have to appreciate.
You sound really professional and eloquent in the intro, in a good way
The music for the DLC is a substantial improvement from the base game. I don’t know if the same person/team did it but it is fire!
Big fan of extending the challenge to the whole game
1:09:00 messmer is such a sad boy "I can fix him" meme and the tragic music knows it 🙂
I thought it was a porcupotamus
that godrick fight is the true pvp experience
This kind of content makes me thorny.
The timer transition during Margot was super smooth.
Yes. Yes you can. I can confidently say that because I’m rocking a faith build
Just beat the dlc, so now I can watch all these videos
bro never fails to appoint ❤
Now we need the bloom aspect in a run
I'm actually impressed with how well it held up
Truly a spin-to-win moment.
0:34 No pun intended
What was the pun
The pun was literally intended brother what are you on rn. People just say shit nowadays smh
You spin round right round
Great video Dist, thank you for this mornings entertainment
Im having the strangest case of deja mustard.
I swear i saw someone do this already
The fact u beat fire giant is humbling
didnt expect this spell to go so hard
7:00 if they haven't fixed it using the Azur staff offhand won't cost more FP when casting incants as opposed to spells but still boost casting speed
The debuff to fashion souls by looking like an idiot while holding 2 casting tools is a fair trade off, there's nothing to fix.
I am quilled to watch you beat this game using quills
Fun fact, Azur's staff increases cast soeed for incants too but doesn't increase their cost
Foul Tarnished, someone must quill- I mean quell thy flame.
I am now an enjoyer of the breakdancing porcupine
7:38 the Rick roll? Lmao.
"a dlc the size of limgrave"
meanwhile challenge runs:
legit 50-50.
I think Miyazaki did later come out and admit it might be a little bigger than Limgrave.
Almost 1 cycling mohg and placidasax is wild
42:47
There is no way this incant doesnt have I-Frames of some sort
I'm sad the two crucible incantations in the dlc ended up being terrible, they're usually so cool
I like these too, especially the bloom one, it's pretty and I've always wanted to use the miranda incantation
i was waiting for the dlc to give us bloom since 2 years ago when i first played elden ring, definitely a monkeys paw effect if i ever did see one 😫
you fighting loretta at night felt weird to look at
I wish we actually had rellana move set with the swords or keep the glint and fire buffs on the sword
I wonder has anyone done a rotten butterflies only challenge yet
Disappear in a sea of butterflys 🦋
The heck RUclips. Where was this video in my subscriptions yesterday!?
I wonder what this would look like with mantle of thorns or briar set
SINIKs comment 4:26 made me laugh a little too hard.
It's a good day when Dist posts a video
“We might have to ditch the region lock fellas”💀
This really proves that it doesn't matter how shit you think something is in this game if you use the tools properly you can make anything strong.
when you brute force something, the strength comes from the one brute forcing it, not the thing they are brute forcing with.
Um excuse me!? Where is the guard counter only run!? I NEEED IT!!!!
I'm kinda mad that they added all of these cool looking incantations and spells, but the only good ones can be counted on one hand. KLS, Pest Thread Spears, Grav Missile, and the Glintstone Nail, Bayle's Flame Lightning, like come on, why are you jorkin me?
stop coping
chill out it's just a game
@@9xkysRyou’re coping, most of the new incants and sorceries are trash
Fleeting Microcosm, Cherishing Fingers, Impenetrable Thorns, and Blades of Stone are all good tho
Messmer orb is pretty cracked tho it’s funny flying rasengan
I can't belive you used a spell. Gamer pass revoked
Godrick is the only enemy with a legit firearm.
I'm surprised no one has done a challenge run like "beating elden ring while only using ash of wars while having 0 mana". Seems like fun?
I feel like the spell would be better if it had like 15 bleed (and o lot when you do the fully charged version or that how much bleed you’ll get from using it)
We need the Speedrun WITH glitches!
I wonder if this works with Rotten Sword Insignia and Milicent’s Prosthesis.
It doesn't
It's actually underrated ☝🤓
rain of fire run next
I’m sure godrick repeated that move because he’s trying to deflect your missiles from the thorns
6:08 Yo Scott appearence
forsenCD legit starting incantation
This is wonderful
46:15 i love when a bosses difficulty comes from input reading but they have no inputs to read. Literally had Margit sit there for over a minute tapping my shield with his stick on his first play-through before I moved to the left and he immediately went into his 5-6 hit combo
death by a thousand needle
If you want true pain Dist, you should try a run with the aspect of the crucible: bloom spell from the dlc, that thing barely hits anything lol, it's so bad.
Literally a few minutes after I typed the comment, someone in chat said it lmfao, nevermind
Where is the guard counter only video? Sadge
Wait after you killed Godrick you killed DTS and then (Gold)Godfrey. How tf you get into the capital with only one great rune?
You should do mantle of thorns+briar armour only run
Does the briar armor work with this?
Spells like this one make me severy doubt they play test their games
Does this deal piercing damage? If so, the 600 damage on Godrick might've been counter-attack damage.
now do it with crucible bloom
Can't wait to watch this shit
Then watch it if or when you can
In short: Crucible-fans, just use Tail. Looks cooler and is better in every way
i miss the facecam streams 😢
A lot of the dlc spells and incants just need huge buffs and bug fixes in general, so here's to hoping From picks up on how pitiful they are (or game-breakingly busted in Impenetrable Thorns' case). Would also like them to buff the perfume ashes of war to make them actually usable in pve. They were just really cool, so it sucks now that they deal about as much damage as a one handed light attack. Let the pve get utterly destroyed by Rolling Sparks, just have it be one hit max for players and npcs.
Impenetrable thorns is working as intended just that the numbers are definitely higher than they should be as if I remember right each thorn has 3 hitboxes and each deal 85 bleed so it deals 85 bleed 9 times if you hit with all the thorns
So simply put OP and will always be because it's 9 hitboxes that if all hit even if the reduce it to 45 bleed it will still guarantee a bleed proc
@@Edelgard-and-Claude-simp it may be working as intended but that doesn’t mean it’s not absolutely broken. It’s definitely going to get nerfed, most likely by reducing the bleed buildup and having each entity only be hit by one thorn trail instead of all three.
@@davidpotts7116 oh definitely however it'll still be stupidly powerful even if they reduce the bleed down to 45 and make it 3 hitboxes because that'll still be 135 bleed at point blank and they can't exactly make the bleed any lower without breaking it's balancing
You want impenetrable thorns to get nerfed ( rightfully soo ) but rolling sparks to be nasty op again ? Weird, though i think perfumes should get buffed to be more viable, i also agree that there's a lot of new bad/terrible spells
@@jajasking9652 not to be OP again, just for the AoW to do more damage than a single light attack. They way overdid it with nerfing the perfumes to the point where they’re useless against normal pve
Yo you can kill Anna by just climbing back up the ladder a little bit so she can't hit you with the claws then when she starts to climb the ladder jump off and it will break her Ai. Check Gino's video for the strat if you need to see some one doing it. It works every time
Rain of fire
Sonic% hell yeah
Sonic isn't a porcupine 😿
Where crucible bloom only run Distortion?
This spell is not as bad as I thought but it's still pretty bad. It hits terrible vs small targets and merely ok vs big ones. The good spells are either strong vs both or ok on small and stupidly powerful vs big.
I dont understand how yall are getting the radahn glitch to work, it hasnt worked for me since the DLC, just have to dodge all his arrows
Am I high or is the Renalla fight completely missing from the video? I checked the vod, it's in there, but the edit just skips straight from Godrick to DTS/Leyndell.
Yes you can
Probably good for bade game only
Flower only now 💅
I just saw another video with the same premise lol
This looks rough 😂
Has anyone checked to see if this works with and deals more damage with Brier armor plus the thorns spike spell on yourself the cast the quills right on the person if it stacks and does more DMG?