Can I Beat Elden Ring as a PORCUPINE?
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025
- This spell wasn't great, but at least it wasn't Rain of Fire or Bird Feathers. (Those may come later if I feel like truly tormenting myself)
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People die when they are quilled.
Kekw good one
underrated
I genuinely slow clapped at that one
I am the bone of my quil
Now for maximum pain: feather pew pew incantation only
Are you satan?
Honestly, it might be better
Edit: it is not at all
@@SunbleachedAngel100% definitely not
There isn't enough FP in the world to actually kill anything with that.
@@pedanterrific212 Just gotta have all blue flasks and like 15 starlight shards
When ur faster than light u only get to live in The darkness
so true ape
😂
Jokes on you I move around the Sun
Godrick's video: "Can I beat the Tarnished using only my spinny move"
they’ll never expect it A FOURTEENTH TIME! >:D
He wanted a fair fight so joined in with the breakdancing. He may be a freak of a demigod but he got standards.
It can deflect projectiles so the porcupine move kept triggering it
If you can kill even 1 boss with Rain of Fire I'll be impressed.
Man. He just gonna kill soldier of Godrick whith it, end of story
@@ПервыйНеизвестный-р7лYeah sure buddy. As if anything could kill that guy.
@@tuba3000 hey, let me at least dream about defeating him
Well well well
This aged well XD
1:37:30 it's so funny when the NPCs try to flask up but all they get is that stupid "I'm empty" animation the player also has, very cheeky
the music timing at 1:01:28 is just too good for me not to comment, that was pure gold
Radagon waiting like a chad fully knowing you're invulnerable to damage when you recover. 46:15
46:15 Radagon literally just went "Stand up...I'll wait."
BREAK DANCER OF THE LANDS BETWEEN
Tarnished got them moves
I was watching the Leda fight live and oh my god it was excruciating. Good job on making it through everything
Such a funny mess of a run, and we actually got to see Gideon do stuff. We love to see the All-Knowing have more screentime than a second or two. xD
1:33:38 Midra soundtrack is incredible, one of the most depressing, depth and same time revigorating EVER in any souls game
Fromsoft needs to give Dist a life-size Golden Hippo for this one
they’ll never do that for any dedicated challenge runners unfortunately
Miyazaki will sneak up behind him and shove a rabid squirrel up his Elden Ring.
That Godfrey fight was so satisfying ngl
"It's not fun anymore now that it actually does damage." Was the chat of the day for me
I think Godrick broke because he might be using the storm move when he gets hit multiple times to get the player away from him. So each spell would hit him enough times to trigger the "away! away!" move?
Not a bad theory honestly
No he just does it against projectiles, cause it can deflect those
i can hear bloodborne whenever i read that lmao "Away! Away!" "You plague ridden rat..."
Mad respect for this run so glad I’ve found this channel awesome content bro 🙌
The extra camera work on the Godfrey The Golden fight was worth the like and subscribe. It's the extra effort into style I have to appreciate.
The timer transition during Margot was super smooth.
Damn that messmer fight is something else. You re the goat
1:09:00 messmer is such a sad boy "I can fix him" meme and the tragic music knows it 🙂
Multi hit spells sucks until you geth higher incant scaling because of how flat defenses work.
that only matters in pvp, this thing is bad cause it's inconsistent on how many you hit with any time you cast it, usually going past them whiffing them but still have to be close or more will miss
Godrick is the only enemy with a legit firearm.
The music for the DLC is a substantial improvement from the base game. I don’t know if the same person/team did it but it is fire!
What if this spell dealt piercing damage and as such, would deal increased damage during opponent's attack animations and would profit off of the spear talisman? I think that would give it a niche and make it more unique and viable
I'm fairly certain it does do piercing damage, but the spear talisman only applies to weapon damage
@@1umbreon4lifeAll spells that deal physical damage do something called “standard” damage.
Big fan of extending the challenge to the whole game
46:15 i love when a bosses difficulty comes from input reading but they have no inputs to read. Literally had Margit sit there for over a minute tapping my shield with his stick on his first play-through before I moved to the left and he immediately went into his 5-6 hit combo
You sound really professional and eloquent in the intro, in a good way
Love ur vids distortion, keep up the good work😁
I thought it was a porcupotamus
Just beat the dlc, so now I can watch all these videos
This kind of content makes me thorny.
0:34 No pun intended
What was the pun
The pun was literally intended brother what are you on rn. People just say shit nowadays smh
that godrick fight is the true pvp experience
I'm actually impressed with how well it held up
Truly a spin-to-win moment.
Fun fact, Azur's staff increases cast soeed for incants too but doesn't increase their cost
I am now an enjoyer of the breakdancing porcupine
Foul Tarnished, someone must quill- I mean quell thy flame.
Im having the strangest case of deja mustard.
I swear i saw someone do this already
Great video Dist, thank you for this mornings entertainment
You spin round right round
didnt expect this spell to go so hard
7:38 the Rick roll? Lmao.
bro never fails to appoint ❤
Yes. Yes you can. I can confidently say that because I’m rocking a faith build
I can't belive you used a spell. Gamer pass revoked
“We might have to ditch the region lock fellas”💀
Now we need the bloom aspect in a run
I warch you since dark soul2 still really good thx a lot
It's a good day when Dist posts a video
7:00 if they haven't fixed it using the Azur staff offhand won't cost more FP when casting incants as opposed to spells but still boost casting speed
The debuff to fashion souls by looking like an idiot while holding 2 casting tools is a fair trade off, there's nothing to fix.
you fighting loretta at night felt weird to look at
I was surprised you didn't ditch the red flask considering how high faith you had.
"a dlc the size of limgrave"
meanwhile challenge runs:
legit 50-50.
I think Miyazaki did later come out and admit it might be a little bigger than Limgrave.
SINIKs comment 4:26 made me laugh a little too hard.
The fact u beat fire giant is humbling
Almost 1 cycling mohg and placidasax is wild
I'm sad the two crucible incantations in the dlc ended up being terrible, they're usually so cool
I like these too, especially the bloom one, it's pretty and I've always wanted to use the miranda incantation
i was waiting for the dlc to give us bloom since 2 years ago when i first played elden ring, definitely a monkeys paw effect if i ever did see one 😫
Does the briar armor work with this?
I’m sure godrick repeated that move because he’s trying to deflect your missiles from the thorns
I am quilled to watch you beat this game using quills
I wish we actually had rellana move set with the swords or keep the glint and fire buffs on the sword
42:47
There is no way this incant doesnt have I-Frames of some sort
The heck RUclips. Where was this video in my subscriptions yesterday!?
I wonder if this works with Rotten Sword Insignia and Milicent’s Prosthesis.
It doesn't
I tried out the thorns spell too and quickly decided it wasn't worth using.
6:08 Yo Scott appearence
I wonder what this would look like with mantle of thorns or briar set
Where is the guard counter only video? Sadge
Wait after you killed Godrick you killed DTS and then (Gold)Godfrey. How tf you get into the capital with only one great rune?
I wonder has anyone done a rotten butterflies only challenge yet
Disappear in a sea of butterflys 🦋
This really proves that it doesn't matter how shit you think something is in this game if you use the tools properly you can make anything strong.
when you brute force something, the strength comes from the one brute forcing it, not the thing they are brute forcing with.
death by a thousand needle
forsenCD legit starting incantation
If you want true pain Dist, you should try a run with the aspect of the crucible: bloom spell from the dlc, that thing barely hits anything lol, it's so bad.
Literally a few minutes after I typed the comment, someone in chat said it lmfao, nevermind
Am I high or is the Renalla fight completely missing from the video? I checked the vod, it's in there, but the edit just skips straight from Godrick to DTS/Leyndell.
I'm kinda mad that they added all of these cool looking incantations and spells, but the only good ones can be counted on one hand. KLS, Pest Thread Spears, Grav Missile, and the Glintstone Nail, Bayle's Flame Lightning, like come on, why are you jorkin me?
stop coping
chill out it's just a game
@@9xkysRyou’re coping, most of the new incants and sorceries are trash
Fleeting Microcosm, Cherishing Fingers, Impenetrable Thorns, and Blades of Stone are all good tho
Messmer orb is pretty cracked tho it’s funny flying rasengan
It's actually underrated ☝🤓
You should do mantle of thorns+briar armour only run
I'm surprised no one has done a challenge run like "beating elden ring while only using ash of wars while having 0 mana". Seems like fun?
Where crucible bloom only run Distortion?
Um excuse me!? Where is the guard counter only run!? I NEEED IT!!!!
Spells like this one make me severy doubt they play test their games
I feel like the spell would be better if it had like 15 bleed (and o lot when you do the fully charged version or that how much bleed you’ll get from using it)
This is wonderful
We need the Speedrun WITH glitches!
rain of fire run next
Does this deal piercing damage? If so, the 600 damage on Godrick might've been counter-attack damage.
i miss the facecam streams 😢
what's worse, this spell or rain of fire?
easily rain of fire.
Can't wait to watch this shit
Then watch it if or when you can
lots of spikes but no bleed
this spell sucks
I dont understand how yall are getting the radahn glitch to work, it hasnt worked for me since the DLC, just have to dodge all his arrows
now do it with crucible bloom
48:55 i choked on my water when i saw em summoning torrent xD is it a mod or is it a legit
thing now?
That's something the game just lets you do now. They changed it when they added the DLC.
@@darthplagueis13 really? that's hella cool :D thank you!
Yo you can kill Anna by just climbing back up the ladder a little bit so she can't hit you with the claws then when she starts to climb the ladder jump off and it will break her Ai. Check Gino's video for the strat if you need to see some one doing it. It works every time
Sonic% hell yeah
Sonic isn't a porcupine 😿
Has anyone checked to see if this works with and deals more damage with Brier armor plus the thorns spike spell on yourself the cast the quills right on the person if it stacks and does more DMG?