The guy talks like a robot. I have watched Star Trek and the ship software talks in an unnatural way. The next generation and voyager solved that. I think Migel Roddenberry dies the voice and it is pleasant to listen to.
I like the guy at the beginning operating central control. He is like a galactic operator. "Hold please let me connect you to Korton" can we just take a second to appreciate the small guys in the universe.
No wonder he died .....the stress of communicating with Korton must have shot his BP up to 220 / 150. Must have popped every blood vessel in his brain. Hope Korton feels duely responsible
I just lost all my respect for aliens since they've decide to communicate with us through this wierd old man. I always imagined their first contact to be much more thought through.
Well you see the aliens figure as humans we don’t believe in shit so if we can believe this crouton then we will believe the presence of alien gentlefolks
I just love how that condition is on this. Contacting an alien, delay-free across time and space. BUT ... you have to sit in the south-east corner of the room for it to work XD
0:08 When the reverend didn't agree to switching seats because he had to always "be sitting in the Southeast", you already knew this was gonna be good 😂
People laugh at this man. But he is actually in contact with CENTRAL CONTROL. How many of us can claim that? The Honorable Korton could destroy this pathetic planet if he so chose. Show respect people. ENDING TRANSMISSION.
dizzyandwasted I do too long as it's not maiming or abusing people it's wonderful ..Even though he's clearly whacked he seems happy in it and so does his wife lol.
@Closed bit of an eratic comment. Calm down a bit. "aliens" is a very broad general term you can give to whatever entity channels through a person or causes other paranormal activity (religious call em spirits, demons whatever and different tribes around the world would give them their own names). There are no absolutes, this type of thing could very be possible. I don't know and neither do you but to straight away lable people crazies and mentally ill is very antagonistic for no real reason.
The fact he stuttered and said "umm" once, and then realised that's not very convincing so started saying umm after every sentence as if it's some sort of alien language
The papers um. Want um to know um whose shirts um you wear um. The individuwals say it is time to um leave the capsule um if you dare um. That is all for this time period um. Lolol.
I don't get it. Green Lanterns are from the planet Oa. They the ring translates any language so other lanterns can understand them. A lantern technically can't get dementia due to the power of the ring and it works off of hope and will. So I'm at a loss to your comment. Who are you even referring to as a dementia laden lantern? Which person in the room? Are you saying the old priest guy looks like one of the Guardians on Oa?
Still one of the funniest things in a Louis Theroux doc to date. Seeing Mike Oehler trying to hold in his laughter at 0:58 always gets me. May he rest in peace.
I love this video! Not only is it hilarious but when the guy starts talking thru central control, you can see the audience laugh. I wouldn't be able to contain myself. I love how his wife is so committed to it. You can see how the old guy speaking thru aliens drags out some words so he can come up with responses. The typical responses are kinda like those Ghost talkers saying stuff like, you'll have a major change in a coming months. Well I think the majority of us will no matter how insignificant. I would like to meet this old man and get to speak with central control myself. 👾👽🛸
I love Louis Theroux,I think the fact that he's able to ask questions in such an English reserved way without laughing..loool..makes it even better.Hope the guy makes documentaries for many years to come.The Jimmy Saville one somehow seems even more chilling now..if only someone had taken heed of Louis
Louis didn't see it and was sucked in, he says so in a subsequent programme. He even admits they became friends. Personally it was screamimingly obvious to me but unfortunately I've had first hand experience of dealing with paedophiles. When Saville died post the first documentary he was still mourned as a national treasure. It's such a shame he died without consequences for the lifelong damage he caused. However those who enabled him and allowed him access to children's homes and hospital wings still haven't been held accountable either.
omg I'm dying of laughter 🤣the sounds he did at the start sounded like he was trying to suppress his laughter! How can Louis sit there like it's an everyday thing he witnesses
Some people watch Home Alone, Elf and a Christmas Carol every Christmas. Every year I always have Louis Theroux A Very Weird Christmas on my watch list.
At the end of the 'communication' the reverend then insists on Louis touching his sweaty chest. Louis' reaction to doing this is hilarious and results in him walking away wiping his hand on his shirt! How straight faces were kept during this escapes me.
When I first saw this documentary nearly a year ago, I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes. Most of my friends, however, find it strange rather than funny. I still can't stop laughing a this particular clip for some reason. It's absolutely brilliant. No script writers could ever come up with something remotely as funny as this.
I can't see that this is anything other than authentic. Even his hairstyle is classic Alien-esque. Based on this chilling footage I have decided to quit work on Monday.
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"Dude take a hit it won't be that bad"
*5 minutes later* "THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL"
I'm saying tho died hitting the blunt and reading this😭😭😭
Salvia Divinorum damn!
Favorite comment ever
TJ Quintino LOLOLOLOL IM DYING
Took a dab when to comment saw ur was like ahahahahahahahahah yuuup im at the point
Amazing how he sounds like so many alien voices that were depicted in the 50s and 60s television, when he was young and probably into science fiction.
+wesmatron True my twin .. ;)
MonkeyHunch1
:)
my thoughts exactly, retro 50's aliens haha
The guy talks like a robot. I have watched Star Trek and the ship software talks in an unnatural way. The next generation and voyager solved that. I think Migel Roddenberry dies the voice and it is pleasant to listen to.
In the back of my mind, I was hearing the beeblybloops that the machines make. Lol
"You do like Michael J. Fox."
exurb1a First
Where do you find this stuff
Great video as always
This is just What!?
My favourite RUclipsr
Bond, Chemical Bond bbc 2
Girl: “he’s probably thinking about other girls”
Me: *CENTRAL CONTROL*
😂
Fella Einstein ye there is cuz I’m a handsome boy
dying here 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
That would be “ CENTRE “ CONTROL
Middle (;) Part
Stand by...
Years later and I'm still coming back to this hidden gem XD
Same ... Central Control gang..... #justanotherdayatcentralcontrol
Onion
Me too ,HILARIOUS, I love me some Central Control
I know it just cheers me up everytime
Years later.. he's an ex colonel in the us Army 😂😂
When those guys started laughing, I just lost it!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flash Gordon Style.
It's not funny. This is serious. - There willl be a dramatic change- ..
There will be dramatic changeum, to your life activityum!
@@danw1374 😂😂😂
Grandpa's off his meds again
UMM
OoxTruExoO lol
Spat my eggs out laughing
" tooo infinity...and beyond...." ,,,,=^oo^=,,,,
OoxTruExoO, absolute gold
"YOU ARE CORRECTUM"
Correctum? Damn near killed him.
"In my RECTUM"
2:43
Yesum
Not just correct, the pure element itself - correctum
0:59 Takes me right back to school, those times when someone made you laugh in assembly and you're in absolute pain trying to keep it in.
Spot on😂😂
The more you hold it in the harder you want to laugh
So true, some b*stard, sometimes myself would start laughing and that was it. So funny when those two start laughing.
And why are there random Black people on his wall at that scene. HIlarious.
Yeah, porn guy was trying so hard and then he felt old man bouncing with laughter next to him and that was it....
I like the guy at the beginning operating central control. He is like a galactic operator. "Hold please let me connect you to Korton" can we just take a second to appreciate the small guys in the universe.
STANDBY
Reminds me of the 1950's Lost in Space voice of the Will Robinson's Robot. "Danger Will Robinson!"
I wonder is they played some galactic hold music?
No wonder he died .....the stress of communicating with Korton must have shot his BP up to 220 / 150. Must have popped every blood vessel in his brain. Hope Korton feels duely responsible
Oh my god I think you just killed me hahaha
Remember seeing the original broadcast on tv and practically pissed myself! That exhale prior to Korton!!!!
*duly
Stop it you are killing me lmao. We should get revenge for what Korton did to this old man lol we might not make it back dude but we will die trying
Do not DWELLLL on those negative aspects
How incredibly hilarious if this was an actual genuine extraterrestrial intelligence talking through this man
but it was genuine
Lmfao dude
that guy is an alien
Uno reverse card !
Noob
The older dude dying laughing under his breath slew me. lol
Omg same here.
@@drugfreelifter He’s American. He’s seen it all😂😂.
Still cracks me up every time! Just watching those 2 laughing as well it never gets old!
whenever I'm depressed I just come back to watch this video and for some reason i feel a whole lot better
Yeah, no matter how fucked up you are at least um you’re not um pretending to um communicate um with aliens um
I have just watched this 3 times in a row and I'm still laughing out loud! This will never get old!
@thegrimmretails3777 My job doesn’t involve humiliating myself and outing myself as a massive kook to an international audience though
I just lost all my respect for aliens since they've decide to communicate with us through this wierd old man. I always imagined their first contact to be much more thought through.
PelvisLeffe For real...piss on all 👽's !
PelvisLeffe Yeah their marketing team didn't think it thorough.
(A .Lie .ns)are clowns Demons spirits master manipulators shapeshifters ect
Well you see the aliens figure as humans we don’t believe in shit so if we can believe this crouton then we will believe the presence of alien gentlefolks
@@chuck22taylor Troll. Haha.
never... go full Korton
That's funny. I meant to tell you that 4 years ago.
😂😂🤣oh my sides. That’s a good one 👍🏼👍🏼 clever! 🤣😂
lmao
Please don’t disrespect him...I’m tired of all the Korton haters...
😂😂😂👍
"No, I have to be sitting in the south-east Louis, always."
How could Louis not know that?
TheSpock23 he’s not in contact with central control
yeah Louis ...you fuckin idiot ,,,,=^..^=,,,,
I just love how that condition is on this. Contacting an alien, delay-free across time and space. BUT ... you have to sit in the south-east corner of the room for it to work XD
@@goose300183 And don't forget you have to wear the special Balenciaga knock offs
Posessing an old man all the way from central control, just to call someone a rectum on television, priceless. Korton the old prankster, we love you.
0:08 When the reverend didn't agree to switching seats because he had to always "be sitting in the Southeast", you already knew this was gonna be good 😂
1:01 is brilliant.. even the other guests find it rediculous, haha.
People laugh at this man. But he is actually in contact with CENTRAL CONTROL. How many of us can claim that? The Honorable Korton could destroy this pathetic planet if he so chose. Show respect people.
ENDING TRANSMISSION.
GOODBYE. UM!!!
earth is flat and aliens don't exist. you people need serious help lol
@@syndiccalls9965 lol!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO!!!
@@WintJames flattards should be the first to get help.
😂
That is correctum
I love the bit when his wife looks at her watch.
Some gullible fools were due at 1:30
That understated, subtle act was F'ING GOLDEN. 😂😂😂😂!!!!
OMG, I sharted myself when he burst out with: "THIS CENTRAL CONTROL...THIS CENTRAL CONTROL...STAND BY"
He had double red socks on. I trust him.
Ha ha don't forgetthe red shoes
leo1337hs .. it’s the red shoes you can’t trust ..
Good point.
I love the weird and wonderful patch-work that is humanity
dizzyandwasted I do too long as it's not maiming or abusing people it's wonderful ..Even though he's clearly whacked he seems happy in it and so does his wife lol.
👍😂
DAMN those aliens understand english perfectly
and popular culture, and religion. it's almost as if they have the same knowledge as the person they're speaking through..hmmmm LOL
It’s a universal language, duh 😉
He is not sending the english language but thoughts. Thoughts are universal.
@Closed bit of an eratic comment. Calm down a bit. "aliens" is a very broad general term you can give to whatever entity channels through a person or causes other paranormal activity (religious call em spirits, demons whatever and different tribes around the world would give them their own names). There are no absolutes, this type of thing could very be possible. I don't know and neither do you but to straight away lable people crazies and mentally ill is very antagonistic for no real reason.
@Closed but this old guy is obviously without a doubt trolling lmao ( that's the one absolute truth 😜)
The fact he stuttered and said "umm" once, and then realised that's not very convincing so started saying umm after every sentence as if it's some sort of alien language
That would be a very easy language for us english speakers to learn.
🤣
One of the greatest tv moments ever. Louix's Weird Weekends were amazing. I miss tv like this.
It's like, "Dr Who" circa 1972. "This is central control. Stand by". Bwahahaha!
+Sue Mead Was thinking similarly... The voice of The Mysterons?
Someone really needs to set up an intervention to help get Art Garfunkel back on the wagon, he's really let himself go
hello central control this is ground control to major tom
Best comment!!!!
Um...
@Alexander Kim yes.
The papers um. Want um to know um whose shirts um you wear um. The individuwals say it is time to um leave the capsule um if you dare um. That is all for this time period um. Lolol.
i am the gluggogagalab
"so thats a no?"
"YES-UM"
LMAO that made me laugh... If aliens talk like that they can stay away, sounds like an annoying bunch
The ummm in between each other word is for him to think something up quickly to say 😂😂😂😂
This is what happens when one of the Green Lanterns gets Dementia.
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@@juanmata6605 what
I don't get it. Green Lanterns are from the planet Oa. They the ring translates any language so other lanterns can understand them. A lantern technically can't get dementia due to the power of the ring and it works off of hope and will. So I'm at a loss to your comment. Who are you even referring to as a dementia laden lantern? Which person in the room? Are you saying the old priest guy looks like one of the Guardians on Oa?
@TheDoge 777 I think he's being ironic but then again...
what have i just watched
Aliens speaking to us through a completely genuine, totally not fraudulent/insane human conduit
You watched CENTRAL CONTROL!
The hell you guys doing here 😂😂
Derek Acorahs American cousin lol
Central control obviously
He even changes his shoes and has to sit in a certain direction! Legend 😂😂
He has to be sitting to the southeast, always ☝️
I was expecting these to become a trend, but it never quite Korton.
Still one of the funniest things in a Louis Theroux doc to date. Seeing Mike Oehler trying to hold in his laughter at 0:58 always gets me. May he rest in peace.
I make oven on..
Louis deserves an award for not laughing his ass off.
A few too many 50's movies me thinks! And LSD!!
delete your comment because it makes you look stupid. Nobody does this on lsd
@@cs5661 he didn't say he was on lsd. Said he may e done far too much lsd in the past and has clearly gone a bit nuts
@@cs5661 you’re a little bitch
This entire Christmas special was comedy gold.
THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL
I suffer with anxiety and depression, watching this video when mike and JJ crease up absolutely has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL
Same here and this is my go to video to release that depression and anxiety..cheers from Australia 🙋
0:58 I love how the rest of the group can't hold back their laughter.
Inshallah
I love this video! Not only is it hilarious but when the guy starts talking thru central control, you can see the audience laugh. I wouldn't be able to contain myself. I love how his wife is so committed to it. You can see how the old guy speaking thru aliens drags out some words so he can come up with responses. The typical responses are kinda like those Ghost talkers saying stuff like, you'll have a major change in a coming months. Well I think the majority of us will no matter how insignificant. I would like to meet this old man and get to speak with central control myself. 👾👽🛸
I love Louis Theroux,I think the fact that he's able to ask questions in such an English reserved way without laughing..loool..makes it even better.Hope the guy makes documentaries for many years to come.The Jimmy Saville one somehow seems even more chilling now..if only someone had taken heed of Louis
Louis didn't see it and was sucked in, he says so in a subsequent programme. He even admits they became friends.
Personally it was screamimingly obvious to me but unfortunately I've had first hand experience of dealing with paedophiles.
When Saville died post the first documentary he was still mourned as a national treasure.
It's such a shame he died without consequences for the lifelong damage he caused. However those who enabled him and allowed him access to children's homes and hospital wings still haven't been held accountable either.
This is absolute gold. How did I not see this for fifteen years?!!! Time to go search for more Korton videos!
Just heard he passed away a few months ago. RIP Rev, thanks for the memories
That sucks, Korton owes me $50 and I can't get a hold of him.
@@elvira8280 lmao
@@donjon5442😂
omg I'm dying of laughter 🤣the sounds he did at the start sounded like he was trying to suppress his laughter! How can Louis sit there like it's an everyday thing he witnesses
0:59 seeing Mike and JJ in stitches is possibly my favourite ever Louis Theroux moment
I want this man to be a cult leader and i want to follow him everywhere.
telephonic me too
Totally! I want to shout messages from CENTRAL CONTROL whilst in Tesco.
Im with you, best of luck to this great leader.
The weakest cult leader ever.
telephonic me too!me too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this!!! My nuts hurt from laughing so hard!!!
Don’t think ave ever laughed so much when the camera turns to them killing there self laughing 😂😂
Some people watch Home Alone, Elf and a Christmas Carol every Christmas. Every year I always have Louis Theroux A Very Weird Christmas on my watch list.
Best 3 minutes of my life, I loved it. Always gives me a chuckle 😄
♫ Maaajor Kortonnn to ground controoool ♫
How does Louis keep a straight face? Truly a professional.
This is the voice of the Mysterons...We know you can hear us...
Koton is a whole Dalek, I was waiting for him to start shouting EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!! 🤣🤣
WHAAAAAAAAA 😂👍
This shit-um is hard to forget-um. What a classic-um.
All that hair spray for 40 years has clearly fried his alien brain! Oh how this makes laugh way too fcukin hard!!
I like that I got a mention
+Michael J Fox omg are u really michael j fox?
ye
Just another question Corton...who's your local barber, Count Dracula?
RIP, I hope you’re with Korton now.
Don’t act weird tonight bro
THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL!!!!
this guy is a legend, i could watch him do that for hours.
is he iconic and epic?
DAMMITTUM I SHOULD NOT UM HAVE WOARN UM WHITE UM PANTS UM. I JUST UM SHARTED UM. I AM PREDICTING UM A BIG UM BROWN UM SKID UM MARK ON THIS CHAIR UM.
N Knighton LOL UM
Hahahahha um
Omg um
Many aspiring actors would benefit from seeing this level of commitment and embodiment of character.
this is still as funny as when i saw it 16 years ago with my buds in Ventrilo. Thank you BBC this is a gem
The tongue roll while talking had me dying 😂
How does Louis keep a straight face .. Transmission over eeer.
At the end of the 'communication' the reverend then insists on Louis touching his sweaty chest. Louis' reaction to doing this is hilarious and results in him walking away wiping his hand on his shirt! How straight faces were kept during this escapes me.
When I first saw this documentary nearly a year ago, I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes. Most of my friends, however, find it strange rather than funny.
I still can't stop laughing a this particular clip for some reason. It's absolutely brilliant. No script writers could ever come up with something remotely as funny as this.
David Christiansen agreed. It’s incredible.
No comedian has ever made me laugh as much as this guy
Your friends are aliens from central control
Louise Joyce Same for me, this man is an embodiment of the fact, that sometimes real life is simply funnier than “organized” comedy.
Michelle Widjaja Damn, so they knew about Korton without even telling me!
“CENTRAL CONTROL, THIS IS EDDIE!”
This guy would be awesome at parties.
We’re gonna feel real bad when it turns out this guy is legit
lol that woman looking at her watch at 2:53, like when does this end, the guy`s laughing at the start :)
@rw89 Lol TY for reminding me of this comment
Love how he throws a load of "erms" in while he's thinking of shit to say! 🤣🤣
I can't see that this is anything other than authentic. Even his hairstyle is classic Alien-esque. Based on this chilling footage I have decided to quit work on Monday.
I come back to this at least a few times a year
give this man an award.. lol hollywood acting at its finest
0:59 my mans losing it 😂 I just imagine myself being there and I would be doing the same thing.. priceless
“THIS IS CENTRRRALL CONTRRROOL” 😂😂😂😂
sad that reverend shaw passed away and was still doing his alien connections up until his death
The guy with the beard laughing 😂
THIS VIDEO IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUSUM
DOES THE OLD GRANDAD REALLY BELIEVE THIS NONSENSEUM
OR IS HE JUST TROLLING US FOR A REACTIONUM
@Base Bass Forte He knew he'd be on BBC though.
The fact there's a journalist, an alien guy, a Christian and a pornstar in the same room makes this even more better.
There's an unwritten joke.😊
This is my go-to vid when im feeling a bit down - fixes me every time!
IN YOUR LIFEDOM 😂👍
Same, I am back here again-um.
@@j.l.s.01 Back here again - um, thats some extra terrestrial um datum rite there!!!
It doesn’t get any better than this!
Thank you 🙏 God for making RUclips!
that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life .... I love this dude ... if ever in the Nola area please feel free to stop by 🖖
His wife looking at her watch killed me
Those Aliens are on the clock! They only paid 50 quid
Me too!
@@gracie1312 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bro
Omg I thought the old alien dude was having a heart attack at first 😂😂😂😂
2:45: That is CORRECT-UM! 😂😂😂
Gee Wizzers! That was one amazing transmission. How incredible!
He sounded like how an "alien" 👽 sounds out of a 1950's episode of the twilight zone!! Hahahahha
No...don't go Korton.
INCOMING FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD
*Slaps forehead*
This is the comment I was looking for and I was not dissapointed
I was just speaking with Korton yesterday, he said he's never even met this crazy reverend geezer!
I screamed with hollering at 2:16 when the British guy is there encouraging the wildness of it all with total sobriety. Hilarious.
Everytime I need a laugh I just watched this. He's just ridiculous on how he does it