@@StevenHe make an origin movie about a villain that’s only thing is that he’s played by a famous person. Then, make that movie have the villain be a hero for no reason while saying “I’m not a hero.” Make that movie a big event and you the main villain for a series for the rest of eternity (or until you finally quit.) After that movie flops and your whole plan fails make a statement on twitter saying that the movie was a massive success. When you are called out for lying, go back to the other massive but more massive movie series that you left because you can’t work with somebody else to the point they have to copy and paste you into the movies. That will most definitely make you the most popular actor in the world and everybody will work with you because you are so humble. Wait, didn’t that happen to a weird bald metamorphic dude who has a catchphrase with his eyebrows?
I’m really happy with how they did Back to the Future. Three movies, a complete story to tell, and the director & filmmakers basically said they’d never allow a remake or a sequel since they own the rights. That’s how sequels should be done, only if there’s an extra story that you really need to tell.
Time changes everything. People change. People die, rights get passed on to some idiot who wants a quick cash out, back to the future 4 trailer comes out , movie comes out , everybody forgets it till the fifth trailer drops.
Same here, it could go in many routes too, perhaps an anti-hero or just a fun action comedy where the hero is crap at everything they do other than heroing
How to make a Fast and Furious movie: 1. Car chases 2. Vulgarities 3. Stunts with vehicles that make zero sense, but it still works because it's a movie. 4. A villain with a personal grudge against the main character. 5. The main character saying at least one phrase about family. Emphasis on the family. 6. Excessive usage of Nitrous Oxide System/NOS 7.The villian being defeated and either dying or doing a "If can't beat them, join them". 8 (Optional). Explosions, minus the Michael Bay style
@@TheNacols And a universe where he teams up with a bunch of galactic outcasts while being an anthropomorphic tree, since his original family wasn't there to support him. He had to resort to saying only three words so that he doesn't gain unnecessary attention from the law
Dear steven.. My dad found you on social media and he WILL NOT stop showing us your stuff, he thinks your hilarious. I found you on here a few years ago and I commented on your livestream in may a day before my orchestra concert. Thank you for the good memories dude! ❤ Edit: my dad showed us some of his favorites of your videos while we were stuck inside due to rain, and then again for this video when it first came out. Lol 👍
@@thebenforeverExactly! He wasn't really in the movie at all fr. Some random body double using his de-aged likeness got more screen time than the arbitrary Mcguffin, they even CGI'd old man Jones! It was ridiculous. But I guess he still got paid tho smh
@@thebenforever😂😂😂 thats hilarious. This is proof that they need to stop. Some movies NEED sequels and trilogies. Hell even chronicles. But sometimes... its best to stop at the part 2's
@last-chance_ I only expected him to be an old man doing whatever he was doing. Actual Harrison Ford lumbering around hunting for treasure, decoding 700 year old riddles in dead languages and what not, letting the younger folks do all the running and shooting and stuff. Instead we got a slightly de-aged Indy riding a horse on train tracks. It was just disheartening since I love the OG movies
In all honesty, I don’t laugh at much unless I force myself (I smile a humor I don’t laugh, my taste is different. I admit it.) this had me nearly crying I was laughing so hard. Thank you for a wonderful start to the morning!
I always wondered why fast and furious movies kept getting made. I now know it was for the sole reason that one day Steven would make make a video making fun of the franchise.
Idk if it was the "What the hell am I watching", the "your parents will make you watch it" or the Steven's dad slow clap at the end, but I swear I flashed back to half a dozen Father's days.
I mean who wouldn't get mad if 5 tanks crash into your ice cream store during your shop's opening day. I would definitely want to have revenge if that were gonna happen to me
"The Ark gets Lost Again!" YES please!! Steven PLEASE make a for real Binbiana Jones movie with your set!!! It would easily have more viewers and success than the latest indiana one lol 😂❤
The ridiculousness of fast and furious is kinda the selling point now, the directors know it barely makes any sense but since its a "turn your brain off" kind of film it doesn't really matter Also indirectly caused some guy called Steven He to make some banger jokes ;)
I could hear You say family for ten hrs. and not get bored. The part in movie, shows, or skits, where something so absurd keeps happening is alway the best.
this is hilarious! Binbiana so old he forgot he was treasure hunting! I also believe that Dom has the highest IQ because his calculations are supernatural. The power of family is extraordinary fr
@DeviL_4939 Ok, but you dont have to insult me because of it. Why do some people always have to ruin things for people, there is no point in it. If you are really itchin to insult other people, I really wonder what makes you itch.
@JEDTV2018RedX it always make me itch when someone comments something "relatable" or "good", and get some likes, they will go and edit the comment to thank for the likes making that whole comment worse and it makes me cringe
0:492:06 are the best😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vin Diesel flicking random buttons on a car and shouting, “FOR FAMILY.” And simultaneously blowing up everything around him is the most fast and furious thing I’ve ever seen
Who needs gravity when you got family 😂
This is why Pucci lost. He turned his back on family and opted for gravity instead
Stevens Dad would agree with this
@@XG417 IS THAT A MFIN JOJO REFERENCE
Who needs gravity when *Gravity Falls*
(Reference)
Damn, he leaked subtitle of FF 26.
"The last one made a lot of money, so we made another one." The official motto of Hollywood.
Hahaha
Also please cast me though
@@StevenHe make an origin movie about a villain that’s only thing is that he’s played by a famous person. Then, make that movie have the villain be a hero for no reason while saying “I’m not a hero.” Make that movie a big event and you the main villain for a series for the rest of eternity (or until you finally quit.) After that movie flops and your whole plan fails make a statement on twitter saying that the movie was a massive success. When you are called out for lying, go back to the other massive but more massive movie series that you left because you can’t work with somebody else to the point they have to copy and paste you into the movies. That will most definitely make you the most popular actor in the world and everybody will work with you because you are so humble. Wait, didn’t that happen to a weird bald metamorphic dude who has a catchphrase with his eyebrows?
@@StevenHeYou are the perfect candidate to portrait Turreto's younger brother who will return to protect the FAMILY
W
The CGI is amazing 😂
Wsp Nigel
Uncle Roger, fuyioh!
We had the highest CGI budget in Hollywood history 😂
Yooo it's Uncle Roger, fuiyoh!
Hi
I’m really happy with how they did Back to the Future. Three movies, a complete story to tell, and the director & filmmakers basically said they’d never allow a remake or a sequel since they own the rights. That’s how sequels should be done, only if there’s an extra story that you really need to tell.
Time changes everything. People change. People die, rights get passed on to some idiot who wants a quick cash out, back to the future 4 trailer comes out , movie comes out , everybody forgets it till the fifth trailer drops.
Exactly! The Back to the Future movies are so good to watch to the day. My little brother even likes all of them, and he's only 5.
Then the sequel game game came out on Wii and other platforms
That’s why Disney’s assassins are after them!
That’s so true
“You can’t outrun a jet but family is faster” 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a very fun use of extra set pieces! Great editing ✊
Fr though
OG RUclipsr. Good to see you here!
Good man!
Chocolate rain
Ikr
WHEN BINBANA SUMMONED TOM TURRETO WITH THE POWER OF FAMILY 🪦
That should be the next Indiana Jones movie
FAMILY
@wraithofwrathit’s binbiana
@@idontknowwhatiamdoinits bomb
Wonderful
That was better than 99% of the movies Hollywood puts out.
Thats a very low percentage, I'd go with 99.9999999999.......%
Well it was better than the new Indiana Jones anyway.
@@Ditto.007 In the limit that's just 100% lol.
HAAAAAAA
As long as the people continue to buy this, I would say they make everyting right :)
0:34 yea a jet is fast but family is faster
i wonder how fast (´^ิω^ิ)
He pulls the handbrake but is still faster then the jet. lol
2:05 that was a great crossover 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd unironically watch a show revolving around the businesses destroyed by the heros and the owners trying to recoup the losses.
That would be interesting.
That's almost the plot of Spiderman Homecoming.
Same here, it could go in many routes too, perhaps an anti-hero or just a fun action comedy where the hero is crap at everything they do other than heroing
ABC was gonna make that show, called Damage Control, never got past pilot
So, Captain America Civil War?
I’m gonna save this video to watch with my family, with some popcorn. We need a sequel of this!
*no pun intended*
Family
Intend your pun, coward!
🅱️amily
because 👨👩👧👧
*sequal
"See you in theater soon whether you like it or not because your parents will make you go because they watched it forty years ago" that is so accurate
This is the exact situation for me
I was visiting my family for July 4th, they wanted to see the Indiana Jones movie.
Same thing happened with Top Gun for me, except we watched the first movie then the sequel.
I just had to tell my dad that it had time travel abd CGI young harrison ford and he didn't want to go see it
YESSSSSS
Of course Stevens dad would love a movie that defies the laws of physics😂😂😂😂
Family so strong, Thin Diesel went to a completely different movie and time period.
"You clearly don't know how gravity works"
"Gravity clearly doesn't know how I work"
Hahaha
we need a sequel of this
Ahh, yes! A sequel for another sequel
Only if it makes a lot of money. 🙃
Give us 5.....
@@larsstougaard7097give us 10
Yes but only after the remake and reboot
Every sequel always requires the 3 important things:
1. Dramatic Music and Effects
2. Explosions happening for no reason
3. "FOR FAMILY!!!"
And tons of plot armor.
You just described every Michael Bay movie.
@jamesfowler5100 Exactly what fits this episode
"who needs gravity when you got family?"
also the movie: *never shows us the 'family'*
"What da hale am I watching" That was hilarious LOL
How to make a Fast and Furious movie:
1. Car chases
2. Vulgarities
3. Stunts with vehicles that make zero sense, but it still works because it's a movie.
4. A villain with a personal grudge against the main character.
5. The main character saying at least one phrase about family. Emphasis on the family.
6. Excessive usage of Nitrous Oxide System/NOS
7.The villian being defeated and either dying or doing a "If can't beat them, join them".
8 (Optional). Explosions, minus the Michael Bay style
Don't forget the street party with woman shaking their bottoms
@@tomaspetruz7774that's included in vulgarities
Toretto had so much family he traveled to Star Trek, to Star Wars and then to Indiana Jones💀💀💀💀
@@TheNacols And a universe where he teams up with a bunch of galactic outcasts while being an anthropomorphic tree, since his original family wasn't there to support him. He had to resort to saying only three words so that he doesn't gain unnecessary attention from the law
@@tomaspetruz7774you say that like it's a bad thing😂.
2:14 I hate how accurate that statement is man, I’ve been in that exact situation several times over
2:29: "Alright this is the last one--"
FAMOUS NOT-SO-LAST WORDS 😂
0:46 that is literally not how gravity works
Bollywood be like "Am I a joke to you"
Dear steven..
My dad found you on social media and he WILL NOT stop showing us your stuff, he thinks your hilarious.
I found you on here a few years ago and I commented on your livestream in may a day before my orchestra concert. Thank you for the good memories dude! ❤
Edit: my dad showed us some of his favorites of your videos while we were stuck inside due to rain, and then again for this video when it first came out. Lol 👍
a dad is proud of Steven ,what is happening?
@@thomaswolfsohn2162 😂
He thinks he's funny, lol
@@thomaswolfsohn2162 It's easy to be prooud of other peoples kid, because they're not yours. Just like Stevens dad being proud of his cousin. XD
The slow upwards movement of the bald cap was comic genius. The whole thing is freakin' gold 💰
There needs to seriously be a "Stevens Dad" TV show. This character is classic.
yeah
For Real.
50 years later:
Fast & Furious 50: Family never dies
Fast and Furious 51: All in the Family
Fast and Furious 52: the return of the family
@@olavpfatsch8979 Fast and Furious 53: Rise of the Family
@@Jedsgaming-e7m Fast & Furious 54: Keep It in the Family
@@AO968Fast and Furious 55: Family Feud
0:51 bro Steven he doing the heil pose, dang
"Binbiana Jones 7
Return of the
Return of the
Last Crusade: The Ark Gets Lost AGAIN" 😂1:25
😆😆😆
Honestly, I couldn't help but cry laughing about the Fast And Furious. That's honestly so true and ridiculous because I could honestly see it.
i love how Steven's dad said "it's sequelin time" and sequeled all over the place
Why does that joke still exist?
@@trCD210 Judging by all the likes he got, I'm guessing its still quite a popular joke 🤷♂
@@trCD210 Because it gets likes
@@trCD210I haven’t seen it in so long I enjoyed it
@Ditto.007 I have gotten a heart from Steven before using the joke
“What the hell am I watching~~~”1:59 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the part where Tom Turreto said “it’s familyin time” and then familyed all over the place. Truly a masterpiece.
"the quick and the mad"
2:07- literally made me spit and burst out laughin, in public...😅
“Take my money” is about right! Love it, Steven! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"A jet's fast, but a family's faster" - best quote in 2023
10/10 storytelling and plot
You actually captured the marketing psychology of these guys. Great work!
Steven’s dad when writing the video title: “Back in my day-leh, spelling wasn’t invented yet.”
Steven finally is acting without his dad"s help🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:23 Steven He as Dominic Toretto > Vin Diesel as Dom Toretto
Bonus Points for the iconic bald cap.
Dude, these were better than the original ones. Lmfao.
TAKE MY MONEY!!
"ALL I WaNtED WaS aN iCe CrEAm StoRE AnD On mY OpeNinG DaY YoU CrAsHeD FiVe TaNKs InTO mY StORe"
Indiana Jones being too old to remember what he was looking for is actually excellently hilarious.
You've come a long way Steven! Glad to see it!
😂😂😂😂
I walked out of the last Indiana Jones movie the other day and can say for sure this is the exact energy Harrison Ford brought to the character 😂
Once he realized they were basically paying him 20 million to let his character get trampled I'm sure he was just like,
"Sure kid. Whatever."
@@thebenforeverExactly! He wasn't really in the movie at all fr. Some random body double using his de-aged likeness got more screen time than the arbitrary Mcguffin, they even CGI'd old man Jones! It was ridiculous. But I guess he still got paid tho smh
@@thebenforever😂😂😂 thats hilarious. This is proof that they need to stop. Some movies NEED sequels and trilogies. Hell even chronicles. But sometimes... its best to stop at the part 2's
@last-chance_ I only expected him to be an old man doing whatever he was doing. Actual Harrison Ford lumbering around hunting for treasure, decoding 700 year old riddles in dead languages and what not, letting the younger folks do all the running and shooting and stuff. Instead we got a slightly de-aged Indy riding a horse on train tracks. It was just disheartening since I love the OG movies
@@rzwitdauncut they'll never stop. Stay tuned for Indiana Jones 6.
Probably a robot in a Harrison Ford skin suit.
'But family is faster'😂
Hey, listen, ok, who cares about gravity when you have family.
@EllielPerez_131. Or physics at all for that matter, given the car can blow up pretty much an entire planet, (death star)
@@ItsMicola exactly great point
This is so accurate. "Take my money". Lol.
The Movie employee:why don't we make a sequel? The manager:we should but call it binbiana jones and dominc torreto
Who needs completely normal physics when you got FAMILY
0:11 is no one going to talk about that tan????
In all honesty, I don’t laugh at much unless I force myself (I smile a humor I don’t laugh, my taste is different. I admit it.) this had me nearly crying I was laughing so hard. Thank you for a wonderful start to the morning!
That is a wonderful complement❤ I will keep doing my best
For real though huh? I may not be like you in that regard (laughing), but I agree - Steven's videos always make me laugh to the point of tears! 😅
Bro these jokes are so funny😂
Especially the "Who needs gravity when you got family" 😂
Good work man 👍
Who needs good sequels when you got family?
I always wondered why fast and furious movies kept getting made. I now know it was for the sole reason that one day Steven would make make a video making fun of the franchise.
This CGI looks even better than most modern movies
Hahaha
The flash…
VINN DIESEL CRASHING INTO HIM WHEN HE SAID FAMILY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LMAOOOOOOO
This is honestly my favorite video so far, I love it
The aspect ratio change when you transition to the movie was genius for atmospherics
These trailers look better then most now and are way more honest
1:05 end of the road begins lol bro🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:54 the Internet has ruined my mind😂😂😂
“Who needs gravity when you need Family” sounds something Dom Torreto would say 😂
Dude the Fast parody killed me 😂
Legit though. Also is this thread failure management United?
@@StevenHe Failures together strong 💪
@@StevenHe yes who needs Reddit when we have this
@@megan_l_ytsame.
0:32 I hope one day my life can be described as "famlier." It would be a true honor.
Anybody notice how binbiana at 1:36 seconds walks past a cranberry hibiscus plant which is edible. 😂 I think he eats some at 2:15
"Who needs gravity when you have family" 😂😂
1:15 Disney Executives watching ‘Ginormo’ be like:
(Jk it’s awesome and everyone should watch it. Great fun)
Idk if it was the "What the hell am I watching", the "your parents will make you watch it" or the Steven's dad slow clap at the end, but I swear I flashed back to half a dozen Father's days.
Who needs air when you’ve got family
I mean who wouldn't get mad if 5 tanks crash into your ice cream store during your shop's opening day. I would definitely want to have revenge if that were gonna happen to me
The difference between us and Steven... Is Family.
OOOOHOHOHOH
Literally 😂😂😂😂
“Did someone say family”
*same charger from 2001 pulls up in your driveway*
*’See You Again’ chorus starts playing*
1:25 🤣🤣🤣 this genuinely made me laugh so hard
"The Ark gets Lost Again!" YES please!!
Steven PLEASE make a for real Binbiana Jones movie with your set!!! It would easily have more viewers and success than the latest indiana one lol 😂❤
I need to see that lmao
Needs family when you’ve got a Honda Civic
“Get ready to see the movie whether or not you want to because your parents watched 20 minutes of it once 30 years ago.”
Relatable
1:33 I like the walk🤣
This sums up exactly how Hollywood makes movies today lol
Thats an insult...
to Steven's work
“I know I was here for something”
Me, every time I walk into a room. 😢
"What the hell was I gonna search for? I just had it!" Me, every time I'm on RUclips looking up a certain song. 🎵
0:23 his dads gonna have to take the money for “ save keeping “
The bit where it says the last one made alot of money so we made another got me so good
Steven he needs to make a sequel to emotional damage! When Downtown ShenZhen (for tough people) is a difficultly: Emotional Damage!
Steven he liked this comment but it got removed when I edited it 😭😭
That's actually a good idea
lol
@@Random-Person6000 I'm so sorryv for your loss
haha that's a refrence to when Steven said that downtown harder and for tough people compared to uptown
The ridiculousness of fast and furious is kinda the selling point now, the directors know it barely makes any sense but since its a "turn your brain off" kind of film it doesn't really matter
Also indirectly caused some guy called Steven He to make some banger jokes ;)
Just like the sharknado franchise.
@@JustNobodyButME yeah exactly
I could hear You say family for ten hrs. and not get bored. The part in movie, shows, or skits, where something so absurd keeps happening is alway the best.
Who needs an adventure like you've never seen before when you've got... FAMILY!!!
this is hilarious! Binbiana so old he forgot he was treasure hunting! I also believe that Dom has the highest IQ because his calculations are supernatural. The power of family is extraordinary fr
Dom is so good at driving, he pulls the handbrake to accelerate.
Hahahaha
I believe he's driving his dad's Evade Rusher 😂😂😂
The family part I can’t stop rewatching it😂😂😂
LOL! 0:48
Edit: dude... 15 LIKES! HE MOST LIKES I HAVE HAD IN 1 YEAR
Dude he is doing the heil hitler pose in this scene
Oh my gad..... u got 15 likes, u are so famous oh my gad, how is this even possible......😮
To me
@DeviL_4939 Ok, but you dont have to insult me because of it.
Why do some people always have to ruin things for people, there is no point in it. If you are really itchin to insult other people, I really wonder what makes you itch.
@JEDTV2018RedX it always make me itch when someone comments something "relatable" or "good", and get some likes, they will go and edit the comment to thank for the likes making that whole comment worse and it makes me cringe
YOU TAKE THAT BACK DAD! NOTHING WILL BEAT STEVEN'S OFF BRAND SERIES!
0:49 2:06 are the best😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As the voice actor for Groot, Vin Diesel can sum up the entire Fast and Furious franchise in one word: family.
I've rewatched this too many times and I still can't get enough 😂
'Quick and Mad' got me on the floor 💀
I love how he opened and shut the cigarette lighter to prime his car .
😆😆😆
Vin Diesel flicking random buttons on a car and shouting, “FOR FAMILY.” And simultaneously blowing up everything around him is the most fast and furious thing I’ve ever seen
Thank you for providing me my dose of laughter today. Your humour is so relatable.....has me rolling on the floor 😂
Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of laughter
who needs gravity when you got family 🤣
That was a Mr. Bean-ism at 1:43 ! Nice one!
Seen 1 and 3, that was enough.. Jones lost ark and temple of doom. That was enough. Nailed it bro!!
Holy Shit, the end of the road actually begins with Binbiana now? great cross over, LOL!!