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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @alex-sf8yh
    @alex-sf8yh 4 года назад +3182

    I love the fact that they need to put a "this is not educational software" warning on it. I really want to imagine that some 2nd grade teacher gave this to students without knowing a thing

    • @arurramoon1965
      @arurramoon1965 4 года назад +225

      Students: *returns to school tramatized*

    • @Ashlolz
      @Ashlolz 4 года назад +187

      My 6 year old brother has the first game and my dad lets him because hes learning math and he never gets anywhere

    • @pysxdxlic7502
      @pysxdxlic7502 4 года назад +40

      LAWSUIT

    • @howtoknight
      @howtoknight 4 года назад +70

      @@Ashlolz that's definitly worth the ptsd

    • @arurramoon1965
      @arurramoon1965 4 года назад +53

      Teacher: Okay class how was the summer?
      Students: *In pure fear*

  • @vivithemage9772
    @vivithemage9772 4 года назад +2452

    "MY ASS CANNOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUNT OF DAMAGE!!"
    That whole little part with fast Baldi was rediculous and hilarious.

  • @nachoson9455
    @nachoson9455 4 года назад +5412

    The lockers are used against everyone except Baldi, you don’t get gummed, detention or sweeped.

    • @trugemini6849
      @trugemini6849 4 года назад +137

      can you hide from baldi in the locker by using the no squee?

    • @AspieGirlArianaHale
      @AspieGirlArianaHale 4 года назад +217

      Yeah, you can definitely hide from Baldi in the locker. TBH, I don’t know what you mean by “no squee”, but I’m positive you don’t need items to do it. I’ve seen another RUclipsr play this game (can’t remember who) & when they hid in the locker, Baldi went right past! I think it works as long as he doesn’t see you go in, though. I also recall the hallway flooding, but you can still use the locker during that (except I’m not 100% sure if it works every time)! Hope this helps! LOL. 😊🎮👌

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 4 года назад +220

      ​@@AspieGirlArianaHale The locker makes noise, so I'm pretty sure in order for the locker to work you need 2 things. 1) to not get seen by Baldi, and 2) you need to have some item active that prevents Baldi from hearing you. Considering the situations where you'll want to use the locker though, it doesn't seem all too useful to have those kind of requirements.

    • @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX
      @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX 4 года назад +4

      no shit sherlock

    • @zachcarter1053
      @zachcarter1053 4 года назад +4

      Pedro?

  • @abbycorlazzoli1649
    @abbycorlazzoli1649 3 года назад +3755

    "That's too fast. My ass will not sustain that kind of damage, Baldi"
    Today's lesson is about the importance of context

  • @AngelTheProxy13
    @AngelTheProxy13 4 года назад +14539

    Im not gonna lie, i laughed way harder than I should've when i heard Baldi slapping the ruler in speedy mode

    • @halcyoniscool
      @halcyoniscool 4 года назад +158

      Yea

    • @princettd9474
      @princettd9474 4 года назад +358

      I just spit out my coke when I heard it
      200 LIKES THANK YOU ALL☺☺☺

    • @adrianshippen4519
      @adrianshippen4519 4 года назад +654

      Oh you mean the sound that comes from my parent’s bedroom when their wrestling?

    • @cynthia-draws1012
      @cynthia-draws1012 4 года назад +62

      Im boutta see it

    • @cynthia-draws1012
      @cynthia-draws1012 4 года назад +50

      oh god LELELELELELEL

  • @combust__
    @combust__ 4 года назад +1969

    Baldi: *Talks*
    Mark: *Horrible flashbacks*

  • @wasifsalam3080
    @wasifsalam3080 4 года назад +1599

    Mark: goes down the halls as the flash. Baldi: SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLPASLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

  • @jania4375
    @jania4375 3 года назад +1919

    Him: *hides in locker* "he'll NEVER know..!!!"
    Baldi: 🙂📏✋🏻📏✋🏻📏✋🏻"

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 года назад +21

      Mark🙂LLC IS A GOOD OF A OF A THE THE IS OFF OF THE IT AND I OF ALL OF US JHGJGF IYT IF I WAS

    • @doggonimousdoggo6849
      @doggonimousdoggo6849 3 года назад +70

      @@martins3942 r/ihadastroke

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux 3 года назад +27

      @@martins3942 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @derpy-furret4575
      @derpy-furret4575 3 года назад +6

      I think the same thing is going on the road and will take a good look at this name XD and the pepperoni is a good thing (idk wat I'm saying)

    • @rypyd1093
      @rypyd1093 3 года назад +23

      @@derpy-furret4575 now, that is an example of r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @Nocturnalgames-k7u
    @Nocturnalgames-k7u 4 года назад +1574

    Mark: "Hello everybody my name is Markipli-
    Baldi: No

  • @torchson5771
    @torchson5771 4 года назад +4098

    mark has a great singing voice when he’s terrified

  • @marvinschrade9055
    @marvinschrade9055 4 года назад +1282

    the speedy baldy slaps sounded like he was using a ruler chainsaw

  • @Baldilocks88
    @Baldilocks88 3 года назад +721

    In this game "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" is the sound of sanctuary

    • @spinerend
      @spinerend 2 года назад +23

      it can also be everything you hate since it can push you into baldi or baldi into you

    • @walibite6115
      @walibite6115 2 года назад +20

      ...And the sound of hell at the same time...

    • @territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877
      @territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877 2 года назад +1

      Or death

    • @edd1274
      @edd1274 2 года назад +21

      @@walibite6115 Yes, especially when it's in the background constantly saying: "GOTTASWEEPSWEEPSWEPPGOTTASWEPSWEEPSWEP"

    • @-___-___-___-___-
      @-___-___-___-___- Год назад +2

      Nostalgia 😌

  • @conch.7232
    @conch.7232 4 года назад +1664

    This isn’t exactly what most people have in mind when they hear the words, “Camping Trip”.

    • @MrFullCrumb01
      @MrFullCrumb01 4 года назад +24

      "Oh, oh, oh hi there!"

    • @zephapep6368
      @zephapep6368 4 года назад +2

      @@MrFullCrumb01 ?

    • @nicolas.trs.3
      @nicolas.trs.3 4 года назад +1

      Hello

    • @rundoobug
      @rundoobug 4 года назад +4

      yes because i'm camping rn with solar panels and a wifi hotspot so i can confirm

    • @marthaharter3115
      @marthaharter3115 4 года назад +11

      LETS GO CAMPING LEMME TOUCH YA

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 4 года назад +624

    Mark: **gets in locker** _He'll never know._
    Baldy a few seconds later: *(⊙⊙)*

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 4 года назад +10

      Baldi: So anyway, I started flashin

    • @wiizzaard3152
      @wiizzaard3152 4 года назад +3

      Samuel Button i didn’t expect to get that-

    • @turt8560
      @turt8560 4 года назад +7

      👁👃🏻👁
      👄

    • @whytho591
      @whytho591 4 года назад +7

      @@turt8560
      👁 👁
      👃
      _

    • @turt8560
      @turt8560 4 года назад +3

      @@whytho591
      👁 👁
      👃

  • @Winter5587
    @Winter5587 4 года назад +6518

    The sadness in Mark’s voice when he couldn’t put his whole name in
    _”O-Oh…”_

  • @FlamingFoxProd
    @FlamingFoxProd 4 года назад +607

    17:34
    Ah yes, I too sing Opera when I'm scared for my life

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 3 года назад +31

      He really hit that vibrato tho

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 3 года назад +3

      Yeah he’s such a good singer

    • @cushyuu
      @cushyuu 3 года назад +6

      @YoungOasis "im smol bean uwu uwu uwu smol bean im so cutie uwu"

    • @Ariel1039
      @Ariel1039 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@cushyuuwtf

  • @nerdomatic2489
    @nerdomatic2489 4 года назад +1534

    This is how you identify Markiplier:
    "I was trying to put the tape in the thing then it didn't go in the thing then I did wasn't able get"

    • @lenz4062
      @lenz4062 4 года назад +13

      Best comment I ever saw that I can remember!
      10/10
      This is how you would identify me:
      *Nothing*

    • @eliramon420
      @eliramon420 4 года назад +5

      I love your profile picture so much! Ah the memories

    • @wearenotundone
      @wearenotundone 4 года назад +3

      speech 0

    • @miguelvelazquez4735
      @miguelvelazquez4735 4 года назад +3

      This is so accurate, I can see an arrow heading towards your head...

    • @thenotsoemogod5185
      @thenotsoemogod5185 4 года назад +5

      I got a stroke reading this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duzziewuzzie4388
    @duzziewuzzie4388 4 года назад +3800

    Mark: *Selects speedy mode*
    Baldi: Your ass is now grass

    • @simpatheticsimpulation5308
      @simpatheticsimpulation5308 4 года назад +116

      Your grass is now ass

    • @Anon.Armageddon
      @Anon.Armageddon 4 года назад +102

      Your Ass is Grass and I(Baldi) am the Lawn mower.

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 года назад +40

      And my hand is the lawnmower

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +39

      well, grass would have helped his stamina. So, it would prob be good for his ass to be made of grass. Infinite stamina.

    • @user-sk6li2fl4y
      @user-sk6li2fl4y 4 года назад +8

      heapasssss

  • @andromeda9360
    @andromeda9360 4 года назад +1815

    Mark: *Chooses speedy mode*
    Baldi: *Your free trial of living has ended*

    • @meatboy7484
      @meatboy7484 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @ecmc1504
      @ecmc1504 4 года назад +33

      *Existence for markipli has expired*

    • @HypnoticHydronic
      @HypnoticHydronic 4 года назад +3

      This comment needs more likes.

    • @lowreslireas
      @lowreslireas 4 года назад +5

      Baldi: *automatic paint machinegun noises with ruler*

    • @nihaaligo8561
      @nihaaligo8561 4 года назад +1

      Hi 👋

  • @just_spencer6179
    @just_spencer6179 3 года назад +244

    Mark: Hello everybody, my name is markiplier an-
    Baldi: *steals the god damn intro*

  • @AX3LDR0WN3D
    @AX3LDR0WN3D 4 года назад +4120

    Mark: "LET'S TRY SPEED MODE! "
    Mark when he hears baldis slapping: *instant regret*

    • @folyobembay73
      @folyobembay73 4 года назад +12

      I'm surprised this comment had no replies

    • @isabellayoung9448
      @isabellayoung9448 4 года назад +12

      Was that his ruler orrrr

    • @_bean_3569
      @_bean_3569 4 года назад +22

      @@isabellayoung9448 *the ruler. we shall not speak of such things*

    • @greenpeppermint7518
      @greenpeppermint7518 4 года назад +26

      Even masochists have their limit

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 4 года назад +1

      @@isabellayoung9448 >_>

  • @ChrissGriffin2000
    @ChrissGriffin2000 4 года назад +4099

    Mark: Chooses speed mode
    Baldi: *Pulls out machine gun*

    • @__amiaa
      @__amiaa 4 года назад +23

      Alexandra Dorizzi Omfg

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 4 года назад +41

      *Baldi:* "NOW IS COWARD-KILLING TIME!"

    • @ohshoottre5262
      @ohshoottre5262 4 года назад +44

      Everyone: man that is one fast ruler
      Baldi: **zips up pants** uh yeah, my ruler

    • @_genova
      @_genova 4 года назад +21

      Oh Shoot Tre YOU DID NOT JUST- 💀

    • @ChrissGriffin2000
      @ChrissGriffin2000 4 года назад +11

      Oh Shoot Tre Baldi knows how to do it right

  • @protagonistical
    @protagonistical 4 года назад +2277

    Mark: *gets scared*
    Also Mark: *launches his opera career*

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 3 года назад +199

    I just love that everyone's reaction to this game is just a constant 'what?'
    It's like it's a collective fever dream!

  • @claspedwings
    @claspedwings 4 года назад +924

    mark: no baldi you can't be programmed to go this fasttt
    baldi: haha stick go drrrrrrrrr

  • @westleywill3877
    @westleywill3877 4 года назад +361

    The bully didn't just take Mark's sticks, he took a whole *TREE* from his pockets

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen 4 года назад +1

      How the hell did he fit the tree in the first place

    • @cinnclair5068
      @cinnclair5068 4 года назад +3

      Thatvs actually the tree he hides with. Watching the camping trip update, you'll notice a tree moving- thatvs the bully trying to steal your sticks

  • @wiltedwoods
    @wiltedwoods 4 года назад +275

    I love how Markiplier is just like “Waiddaminute”

  • @JustWannaPissYouOff
    @JustWannaPissYouOff 3 года назад +174

    I suddenly feel more calm knowing that these are just games that Baldi is trying to play with you instead of him just trying to kill you with slaps.

  • @coffeesc1875
    @coffeesc1875 4 года назад +426

    My name is M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-
    *O-Ooh-*
    This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @sixelakeller5377
      @sixelakeller5377 4 года назад

      i love how his voice got super deep

    • @coffeesc1875
      @coffeesc1875 4 года назад

      Like it's not already deep to begin with-

    • @sixelakeller5377
      @sixelakeller5377 4 года назад

      SupremeCaffeine true lol but it was the deepest i’ve ever heard him talk

  • @ActuallyPandora
    @ActuallyPandora 4 года назад +2477

    Mark: let’s try speed mode!
    Baldis ruler: *machine gun noises*
    Edit: bruh am I reading that like number correctly 2.4K!?

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 4 года назад +16

      The best comment i’ve ever seen XD

    • @MoonHeroz
      @MoonHeroz 4 года назад +7

      Loool

    • @yourcousinthrocky
      @yourcousinthrocky 4 года назад +26

      Me watching this without headphones:..
      Baldi: *LOUD AND FAST SMACKING NOISES*
      My grandpa: oh god...
      Me: OH GOD GRANDPA NO
      My grandpa: *WWII flash backs*

    • @batcat4260
      @batcat4260 4 года назад +6

      @@yourcousinthrocky 😂

    • @ahmadgievan6413
      @ahmadgievan6413 4 года назад

      AC130 BEHIND YOU!!!

  • @shogunpug4071
    @shogunpug4071 4 года назад +161

    "I want those sticks~"
    "Noooo my stiiiicks"
    Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @riddlemefish6217
    @riddlemefish6217 4 года назад +243

    Don't be scared, Baldi is only 2 feet tall according to the title screen

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 года назад +6

      Slender baldi

    • @emeraldadventurer254
      @emeraldadventurer254 2 года назад +16

      Unless it's a custom ruler and those are feet. Or worse...
      Meters...

    • @wah--
      @wah-- Год назад +1

      That's just as horrifying 😭

  • @jafie4787
    @jafie4787 4 года назад +590

    Mark: *starts the speedy challenge and runs around for a bit*
    Baldi: *mega slap noises appear and get closer*
    Mark: AHHHHHHHH

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 4 года назад +1765

    "Let's try speed mode!"
    Baldi: *Prepare thine buttocks*

    • @tweepawt9400
      @tweepawt9400 4 года назад +32

      I liked your comment from the context you put it in. Have thine like.

    • @kinglark1398
      @kinglark1398 4 года назад +49

      thou asscheeks shall be battered harder than brick

    • @UWUmasterPowell
      @UWUmasterPowell 4 года назад +8

      @@kinglark1398 XD

    • @amarama7654
      @amarama7654 4 года назад +1

      @@colbyallman how great *you* art

    • @dumbartist864
      @dumbartist864 4 года назад +2

      *Imma smac you!*

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 года назад +1589

    Mark: *starts intro*
    Baldi: *interrupts*
    Mark: *So you have chosen...death*

    • @seanionan7275
      @seanionan7275 4 года назад +19

      Baldi: Yes, I have chosen death *for you* :)

    • @utubeagnesia
      @utubeagnesia 4 года назад +14

      Baldi knew he was being recorded. He just had to take the leap and take over his intro.

    • @stinkygoingout4074
      @stinkygoingout4074 4 года назад +1

      So you have chosen....*breath*

    • @sprunx403
      @sprunx403 4 года назад +2

      I’ve seen you so many times

    • @VisionX77
      @VisionX77 4 года назад

      2.5k Subs Before Tomorrow? Lol

  • @Digital_RabbitHole
    @Digital_RabbitHole 4 года назад +341

    Teacher: " Don't worry everyone, the test is not that hard! "
    The smart kid during the test: 23:37

  • @NikemanBOOM
    @NikemanBOOM 4 года назад +737

    Mark: *hears machinegun ruler slapping*
    Also mark: *terrified squirrel noises*

  • @json379
    @json379 4 года назад +276

    Mark: plays Baldis Basics
    Everyone: R E T U R N O F T H E K I N G

    • @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww
      @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww 4 года назад +2

      Jacob! Evie! May the creed guide you, you vagrants!

    • @TheComicKid_
      @TheComicKid_ 4 года назад

      I aM ThE KInG oF FiVe NigHTS aT FrEdDyS!

  • @MG-mh8xp
    @MG-mh8xp 4 года назад +177

    "oh wow i am so fast!"
    *hears baldi's slapping*
    "OH GOD I'M NOT FAST ENOUGH!"

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +1

      22:30 marks baldi sound

  • @spectifyydev
    @spectifyydev 3 года назад +53

    13:40 MY STICKS *Proceeds to transcend the universe in anger*

  • @caseed
    @caseed 4 года назад +626

    My notifications: Markiplier: Baldi’s basics PLUS
    Me: **Flashbacks of Mark’s eternal screaming**

  • @riisiio
    @riisiio 4 года назад +551

    Didn’t anyone tell Baldi that quarantine is a thing? Get this man zoom on his computer...

    • @DangItsDan_
      @DangItsDan_ 4 года назад +24

      Baldi's Basics in Education and Quarantine

    • @SuperStarlena
      @SuperStarlena 4 года назад +12

      @@DangItsDan_ Baldi: Thaaaaat's me!

    • @arsenatorr
      @arsenatorr 4 года назад +6

      We shall educate this man

    • @hananshanti5491
      @hananshanti5491 4 года назад +5

      It's nice to know that a lot of people know zoom.

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 года назад +5

      *proceeds to spank laptop with ruler*

  • @wolfgirl737
    @wolfgirl737 4 года назад +280

    "Hi Baldi, I have made no progress since last we spoke" had me reeling

    • @perihangamze238
      @perihangamze238 4 года назад +3

      Since I am supposed to study rn, that point got me heavily

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 года назад +2

      🎣

  • @helvetejegfakkesove8381
    @helvetejegfakkesove8381 4 года назад +44

    15:32 he opened the door for him! what a gentleman mark is! very nice👍

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 4 года назад +302

    I'd be scared too if there was a guy chasing me with a ruler.

  • @tofana0
    @tofana0 4 года назад +247

    Mark: *hears slapping sound*
    Mark: *vietnam flashbacks*

    • @bluegem2622
      @bluegem2622 4 года назад +6

      When I was a kid I was too poor to afford Vietnam flashbacks 😂

    • @Mekz_
      @Mekz_ 4 года назад +3

      He had way too much spankings a second... RIP mark, idk - this year

    • @tofana0
      @tofana0 4 года назад

      Bluegem262 this is immaculate

    • @bluegem2622
      @bluegem2622 4 года назад

      @@tofana0 thank you 😂

    • @tofana0
      @tofana0 4 года назад

      Bluegem262 ur welcome mate

  • @Noelleanderson
    @Noelleanderson 4 года назад +638

    “I’m almost tubed out”
    *totally tubular*

    • @iloveobbiesxd
      @iloveobbiesxd 4 года назад +1

      o k . .

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 года назад +3

      I sustained brain damage reading that

    • @Itz-Slonk
      @Itz-Slonk 4 года назад

      No way the vid was playing and he said that exactly when I read it

  • @Mattlexic
    @Mattlexic 4 года назад +38

    2:20-2:22: "Is iss-ih, is it go?" -Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach 2020

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +683

    Everyone - “The teacher doesn’t talk that fast”
    *Baldi, the teacher -*

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 4 года назад +987

    Mark: "I wanna try the speedy one cuz I think it'll be ridiculous."
    *Baldi: "S A Y N O M O R E !"*

  • @spiritravenheart1335
    @spiritravenheart1335 4 года назад +814

    Mark: "why would I want to go near the vacation bus it has no purpose."
    me: "if only you knew Mark... if only you knew..."
    seriously though the vacation bus is generally a good idea as it has high chance to give items on return to the school, the higher the score the more and better items you get, to a cap of 3 items that are all very useful, varying from the door lock to soda and energy bars
    Lockers are only to avoid hazards (the plane, sweeper, and the gum spitting guy)it's absolutely useless against Baldi.
    math rooms give books and last time I saw this game, the math teacher comes and gets you, wanting you back in the exact same class in a set amount of time, don't know what occurs if you don't make it though.
    fog makes it harder for everyone to see, and flooding creates whirlpools that can warp you to another point in the map

    • @rainyzzz_1235
      @rainyzzz_1235 4 года назад +15

      EVERYONE LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

    • @Anhanglich
      @Anhanglich 4 года назад +17

      The Gum Spitting guy Is named B e a n s. No joke. But good job, Hope Mark Sees this.

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 года назад +2

      The math teacher starts yelling and chases you down and you can’t avoid her if you don’t make it on time

    • @NadellaVasishta
      @NadellaVasishta 4 года назад

      I've seen other youtubers' playthrough where Baldi passes right in front the player hidden in the locker not noticing them.. 8bitryan had the luck of that in one of his videos..

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 4 года назад

      You used one of your drawing as profile pic noice
      Also mine ofc

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 4 года назад +91

    “So long as mr dude doesn’t come swinging through the trees with a tree on his head”
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @legendaryo9237
    @legendaryo9237 4 года назад +303

    Ladies and gentlemen. Performing with an opera piece called *"OOOOAAAHHHH!!!* we have...Markiplier!
    17:34

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 4 года назад +147

    Mark: Got the sticks
    Bully: Taking your sticks to make a tree
    Mark:NoOoOoOoO

  • @dontwatchmyvideos5940
    @dontwatchmyvideos5940 4 года назад +325

    Markiplier king of horror games and many more. He has returned to this foresaken place.

    • @rans0mware
      @rans0mware 4 года назад +13

      But one must ask, will he win this battle? For his foe has gained more strenght than he had before.

    • @stardusk9739
      @stardusk9739 4 года назад +1

      I consider both of you really cool and awesome--

    • @FeeIRG
      @FeeIRG 4 года назад +2

      Mark has grown stronger as well, trained by sensei Ethan.

    • @dontwatchmyvideos5940
      @dontwatchmyvideos5940 4 года назад

      @@rans0mware im not sure but if mark falls he will come back stronger.

    • @chris09423
      @chris09423 4 года назад

      People should tell mark to play THE FOREST 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 3 года назад +63

    "Lets try speedy mode"
    -Famous last words

  • @princeofduccs
    @princeofduccs 4 года назад +391

    For anyone wondering about these newer characters:
    Beans(the kid that looks really odd):Apparently he tries to impress you by spitting gum or something like that, it can hit Baldi but it can hit you as well and make you go slower, though it is nice of him when he says sorry even though it is a little hard to actually know what he's saying
    Chalkles:Now I've only watched two gameplay videos on this character so be free to tell me that I'm wrong on this one because I probably am, anyway this guy is a face that appears on chalkboards, if you're in the same room as him he will then start to make mischief and lock you in a room(I'm not sure if he does other things, also I really am surprised on how many times Mark didn't even notice him when he walked past this creepy chalk creature)
    Mrs.Pomp(aka my sleep paralysis demon):Now I know she wasn't in this video but I thought it would be nice to at least include her in, she is another teacher and will ask you to be at her class in a few minutes, you can find her class using a map, once you're in her class you solve a simple math question and that's it, if you're late to her class...well let's just say she isn't too happy
    Also I wonder where Playtime and First Prize are, maybe this is just demo or they're in another part of the game

    • @Fluff-Studios
      @Fluff-Studios 4 года назад +18

      1st prize got removed and playtime is in Floor 3

    • @zudiiahill2256
      @zudiiahill2256 4 года назад +19

      For the chalkboard character, if you go just near him, then he locks you in. If you are in the same room, as long as you don’t go near him, then you’ll be fine :)

    • @taitrahedron
      @taitrahedron 4 года назад +22

      Chalkles actually spawns in almost every blue door room when he's one of the characters in the round, but he doesn't attack unless you stay inside for too long. Also Playtime is in the game, she just happens to be pretty rare, and First Prize isn't in yet due to complications with his movement in the randomized levels, but he will be added later.

    • @dweezildee
      @dweezildee 4 года назад +10

      @@Fluff-Studios Oh no, 1st prize was my favorite character :'(

    • @blitewoods
      @blitewoods 4 года назад +2

      chris canning did he? i thought you just got different characters for each rotation of floors?

  • @UnluckyCheese
    @UnluckyCheese 4 года назад +1140

    Mark: *starts his intro*
    Baldi: *interrupts*
    Mark: *existential crisis*
    Edit: oh my god thank you all ◉3◉ ❤️

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +424

    Baldi's mouth still flapping when he's done talking reminds me of New Horizons, because characters often do the same thing *Blathers.*

    • @coemcoem7070
      @coemcoem7070 4 года назад +3

      New Horizons: episode 1of Object show '87 or?

    • @meleileen2960
      @meleileen2960 4 года назад +2

      @@coemcoem7070 Animal Crossing New Horizons

    • @miamicra1836
      @miamicra1836 4 года назад

      🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

  • @wyldegirlgamer8746
    @wyldegirlgamer8746 3 года назад +17

    17:03 scared me so bad I jumped and nearly dropped my device as well as having a sore ear at the end of the video 😂

  • @thefoogle
    @thefoogle 4 года назад +175

    Mark: hello everybody my name is -
    Baldi: Y O U M A Y N O T S P E A K

  • @daisyisntcool
    @daisyisntcool 4 года назад +430

    i love how mark and matpat both referred “ytp’s” as “youtube points”

    • @blue_fireakaomarellis5729
      @blue_fireakaomarellis5729 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @boybluemusic4654
      @boybluemusic4654 4 года назад +73

      I instantly thought of RUclips Poops

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 года назад +1

      @@boybluemusic4654 I think that's what they were going for...

    • @texticks
      @texticks 4 года назад +15

      @@lowheadvarney158 the points are "you thought points" but i wouldn't be surprised if they went with that just so they could use that acronym.

    • @juulpod
      @juulpod 4 года назад

      i’m glad i’m not the only one that thought of that

  • @gabeandwalterpodcasts1866
    @gabeandwalterpodcasts1866 4 года назад +934

    Mark: *gets two quarters*
    Baldi: COMERE BOY
    Mark: MY QUARTERS

  • @galielkarmi995
    @galielkarmi995 3 года назад +20

    17:35 when your music teacher gives you homework

  • @gabbyh8145
    @gabbyh8145 4 года назад +212

    When mark screamed in speedy mode, all I could think of is that spongebob meme where sandy is chasing them with a lasso

  • @nullbodymusic
    @nullbodymusic 4 года назад +159

    You've gotta play more of this, there's a new teacher character you haven't seen yet who's pretty terrifying, and the grappling hook mode is hilarious

  • @whyislifeathing5237
    @whyislifeathing5237 4 года назад +29

    Other RUclipsrs when they are about to die: I AM S C R E W E D
    Mark: starts singing historically

  • @deiussdelmundo9503
    @deiussdelmundo9503 4 года назад +283

    "No, no don't gum me bro...
    This is, my no gum zone..."

    • @krisgeno8049
      @krisgeno8049 4 года назад +7

      Why i read gum as cum?

    • @GarbageHomo
      @GarbageHomo 4 года назад +15

      @@krisgeno8049 i diagnoise you with gay

    • @2halliom
      @2halliom 4 года назад +1

      @@krisgeno8049 ok

    • @kokodust7396
      @kokodust7396 4 года назад

      @@krisgeno8049 Idk

    • @dankdragonfly
      @dankdragonfly 4 года назад +1

      My turtle ate my chicken nuggets and I’m so mad

  • @ryansullivan3085
    @ryansullivan3085 4 года назад +193

    Baldi: *Be sure to check the controls*
    Mark: *Doesn't even consider checking the controls even though there might be new stuff*

  • @chandereyan5793
    @chandereyan5793 4 года назад +1069

    Me: ***drops my pretzel sticks*** Eh, it's okay....
    My mind: 13:41 - 13:49
    The mind reader who overheard me: 14:30

    • @jake-fj2zi
      @jake-fj2zi 4 года назад +44

      Underrated comment XD

    • @luckani3320
      @luckani3320 4 года назад +30

      Omg, I haven't laughed like this in a long time, holy crap.

    • @magicdawn1973
      @magicdawn1973 4 года назад +17

      this is the best comment ever

    • @IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G
      @IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G 4 года назад +32

      This comment Is the (PIN)acle of comedy. (IT) is amazing. Good job using (MARK)s video!

    • @faithalford7808
      @faithalford7808 4 года назад +4

      i laughed for 5 minutes straight XD

  • @brittanypumpkin
    @brittanypumpkin 2 года назад +19

    The fact that Mark left the school out of fear to go on the field trip and when he got back was still thrown in detention, will always be hilarious to me🤣

  • @Smileandwavelol
    @Smileandwavelol 4 года назад +2841

    Mark: YTP, is that RUclips Points?
    Me, remembering my YTP days: Ah, pingas

  • @6126Ruhi
    @6126Ruhi 4 года назад +233

    "I didn't breathe the whole time" 😂 lol

    • @dinco8508
      @dinco8508 4 года назад +4

      Your dead then. Good job 👁️👄👁️

    • @napstablooky7137
      @napstablooky7137 4 года назад +3

      Coffin dance intensifies 😂

    • @runkl5032
      @runkl5032 4 года назад +1

      You breathe and you don't even know sometimes just so you know

    • @howtobeok
      @howtobeok 4 года назад +1

      And Heaven rises to ya

    • @lilentelechy3073
      @lilentelechy3073 4 года назад

      How are you not dead then?

  • @hauntedheartss
    @hauntedheartss 4 года назад +608

    Mark: hello everybody! My nam-
    Baldi: **starts talking**
    Mark: 👁👄👁

  • @bwaindead5539
    @bwaindead5539 3 года назад +13

    Mark: I'm pretty good at what i do
    The Bully: *I want those **_stickickickickickickickickickickickickicks_*

  • @phophoenix_
    @phophoenix_ 4 года назад +218

    Speedy mode: **exists**
    Baldi’s ruler: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

    • @Lozer832
      @Lozer832 4 года назад +7

      Baldi’s hands: *deceased*

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 года назад +1

      I bet that if everyone else were in Speedy mode:
      Playtime would instantly tie us up with her jump rope by accident
      Principle would constantly say "no running in the halls" while feeling dizzy
      Gotta Sweep would constantly keep the whole school shiny
      A&C would run away like Sonic, charge at us like the flash, and then spin around like a tornado
      1st prize would "hug" us like a bull
      beans would chew faster than he runs
      Chalkles would cover up the whole class room with white dust.
      and Mrs. Pomp would tell us to go to her class in 5 seconds.

  • @cofagrigusfan24
    @cofagrigusfan24 4 года назад +204

    fun fact, you can actually tell how far Baldi is away from you, from his face in the bottom right corner
    happy = close
    thinking = far way

    • @figmentedphantom3368
      @figmentedphantom3368 4 года назад +14

      But at like 15:30 baldi was right next to him and it had the thinking face

    • @KaiaBrodbecker
      @KaiaBrodbecker 4 года назад +47

      Thinking face - Baldi hears you, but can't find out where you are.
      Smiling face - Baldi hears you and knows where you are. Run.

    • @fredbearbutters5609
      @fredbearbutters5609 Год назад +1

      @@KaiaBrodbeckerthe smiling face is right, the thinking face is when Baldi hears a second sound somewhere else before investigating the first sound.

    • @Gustf2
      @Gustf2 Год назад

      @@fredbearbutters5609this is correct

  • @alissavann639
    @alissavann639 4 года назад +219

    Mark: my a** with not sustain that damage!!
    Unus annus: bet-

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 года назад +14

    Mark: Let's try speedy mode
    Baldi: *You're gonna regret that*

  • @tvao9010
    @tvao9010 4 года назад +383

    23:40 - New masochist idea.
    “Seeing how much my body can handle Baldi’s ultra fast slapping”

    • @hauntedheartss
      @hauntedheartss 4 года назад +21

      Sounds like something mark would do.

    • @ceru147
      @ceru147 4 года назад +15

      NOT a Masochist

    • @hauntedheartss
      @hauntedheartss 4 года назад +15

      @CherryPi of course not a masochist! He just wants to see if he can handle the pain, lol.

    • @ogdegenerate7369
      @ogdegenerate7369 4 года назад +5

      Q U I C K M A T H S

    • @ramennoodles471
      @ramennoodles471 4 года назад +10

      I got this new anime plot-

  • @yike_ss
    @yike_ss 4 года назад +289

    23:08
    when Baldi *actually* breaks your kneecaps

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 4 года назад +20

      Do you wanna keep the grappling hook, or do you wanna keep your kneecaps?

    • @zombieby7884
      @zombieby7884 4 года назад +5

      @@danielmclatchie2053 well you broke my kneecaps already so I'm keeping the grappling hook. That's why I cant move

  • @seekingtheking4098
    @seekingtheking4098 4 года назад +121

    Baldi: Welcome to my schoolhouse!
    Mark: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*

  • @E_The_Dragon
    @E_The_Dragon 4 года назад +14

    23:37 the sound of pure terror

  • @teeheemoxx
    @teeheemoxx 4 года назад +313

    When mark goes into the blue locker, baldi *_literally has a seizure_*

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 года назад +11

      leT ME INNNNNNNN-

    • @teeheemoxx
      @teeheemoxx 4 года назад

      OMG WHERE THE HEK DID THESE LIKES COME FROM 😳😳😳

  • @JayRain
    @JayRain 4 года назад +634

    Baldi: *dead meme from 2018*
    Markiplier: i'm about to revive this man's whole career

    • @haveyou-seenme
      @haveyou-seenme 4 года назад +48

      Baldi isn't a meme, it's a game.
      nor is it THAT dead, but, err..
      go off.

    • @Sunflowerp3bbles
      @Sunflowerp3bbles 4 года назад +33

      @@whackywill5979 go back to reddit everyone knows it's a joke

    • @haveyou-seenme
      @haveyou-seenme 4 года назад +27

      @@whackywill5979 bruh how is that not getting the joke? I literally got the joke, just thought justice had to be done for the game.
      But, if you wanna act like a "kek reddit normie Keane wholesome moment" edgelord and assume such bullshit.. go off.

    • @emc448
      @emc448 4 года назад +8

      @@whackywill5979 You're not funny.

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 4 года назад +10

      @@whackywill5979 reddit is cringe

  • @pedrohuichapa239
    @pedrohuichapa239 4 года назад +449

    Bully: I want those sticks
    Mark: has a seizure
    Me: laughing because instead of taking the sticks he took a whole damn tree

    • @thegoldenstation9723
      @thegoldenstation9723 4 года назад +8

      I think that's the tree the bully hides in to ambush the player

    • @texticks
      @texticks 4 года назад +5

      @@thegoldenstation9723 correct, but pedro's explanation is way funnier.

    • @pedrohuichapa239
      @pedrohuichapa239 4 года назад +1

      Thx never had this many likes

  • @deivedux9342
    @deivedux9342 3 года назад +14

    No matter how many times I rewatch this video, the 17:00 keeps making me jump so high. I'm not even the type to be scared in games...

  • @th4tgamerchick775
    @th4tgamerchick775 4 года назад +260

    The gum child is scarier than Baldi

  • @aquarius155
    @aquarius155 4 года назад +516

    Mark: *sings when he's nervous and in danger*

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 года назад +10

      Coping skills 😎

    • @Asura92817
      @Asura92817 4 года назад +5

      Ended A Career who gives a shit its impossible to find an original comment

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 года назад +2

      SOMETHING IS DRIPPING DOWN THE HALL

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 года назад +1

      OR JUCIY FLESH FRUIT OR MAYBR THEY WILL STUFF ME IN A FAZBEAR SUIT! HIT THE LIGHTS SEAL THE DOOR!

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 года назад +2

      @@Asura92817 I think you totally misunderstood me. I wrote "coping skills" not "copying skills". I think you know the word "cope". "Coping" is the present participle of that word. So, please understand something well before getting angry. 😊

  • @dogeboi3489
    @dogeboi3489 4 года назад +172

    dirty chalk eraser: *exists*
    dirty chalk: *nervous quivering*

    • @nil7201
      @nil7201 4 года назад

      So what if both are covered in cave dust and bat feces

    • @skullprincess8744
      @skullprincess8744 4 года назад

      Cave beast with internet what-

  • @riomo4076
    @riomo4076 3 года назад +41

    "Girls tend to stutter around people they like."
    Girls around me: 0:18

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 года назад +2

      Mark🤔HAS LG HAS THE OF THE OF OF THE OF THE OUT OUT OF POT

  • @rejoicingfakepriest201
    @rejoicingfakepriest201 4 года назад +121

    Jack: "I wanna take a break for a month."
    Mark: "Haha Baldi--"

  • @zscAncaster
    @zscAncaster 4 года назад +999

    Mark, I want to remind you that the Henry Stickmin Collection is coming out on August 7th. It features all 6 of the Stickmin games remastered, and 1 new game that's 3 times as long. Since you really liked those games and since Fleeing the Complex is one of your top 10 most viewed videos, i really want you to play the remastered games as well as the new one!

    • @moxi1125
      @moxi1125 4 года назад +38

      Yes..... *_STICKMIN_*

    • @sillygooselol2757
      @sillygooselol2757 4 года назад +7

      Omg yessssss

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 4 года назад +13

      Puffball probably will gave mark steam early access

    • @hainzofelps626
      @hainzofelps626 4 года назад +6

      *H E N R E Y S T I C C M I N N*

    • @innocentduck788
      @innocentduck788 4 года назад +1

      yes i been waiting for this

  • @dogeboi3489
    @dogeboi3489 4 года назад +136

    mark: the ass slapping hasn't started yet so I assume everything is cool
    baldi: *wrong*

  • @tinyjim15
    @tinyjim15 3 года назад +8

    0:30 Why is your mouth still flappin?.... Stop flappin.... *STOP FLAPPIN!!* - Mark 2020

  • @hyperslime166
    @hyperslime166 4 года назад +624

    Mark: MY A** WILL NOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUT OF DAMAGE!!
    Me: *Laughing at the sentence and then noticing how fast Baldi is smacking his ruler*

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 4 года назад +5

      69 likes 😏

    • @mustardman9178
      @mustardman9178 4 года назад +6

      What is wrong with all the retarded kids in markiplier comments
      No one cares how you reacted to the video

    • @darksparkyshark430
      @darksparkyshark430 4 года назад +7

      @@mustardman9178 that's just what RUclips transformed into. All comments must contain COLONS, verbatim dialogue from the video and/or at least one emoji.

    • @artameti55
      @artameti55 4 года назад +16

      Longest Schlong Yes, you are special. Now stop commenting about being a special and unique person because you have a special mind. Yes, very special.

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 года назад +16

      Wow, you used a slur to call out someone making a comment on a Markiplier video, you’re so quirky and original!

  • @kkristina4655
    @kkristina4655 3 года назад +27

    Can we appreciate Marks' singing skills at *17:35*
    That's some opera singing right there 😌💅

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 года назад +1

      Mark🤔JG IS A GOOD HGG IUT GDD TX UNLESS YOU OH AN OUT OUT NO MG AND YOU

    • @mortemibis
      @mortemibis 3 года назад +1

      @@martins3942 I have a friend who has a good friend to the house for the next year or two and green I know it’s ok but like you guys do it on your way home from work lol lol

  • @charamells
    @charamells 4 года назад +146

    Mark: "WhY iS yOuR mOuTh StiLL fLaPpIn? WhY iS iT sTiLL fLaPpIn? STOP FLAPPIN!"

  • @alexburpee8971
    @alexburpee8971 4 года назад +35

    Can we all take a moment to remember the pain that was caused for the baldi’s basics secret ending

    • @alfredfind1219
      @alfredfind1219 4 года назад

      Yes he hasn't been the same after it. Big mental damage for sure.

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +379

    Mark chooses *Speedy* mode
    Baldi: "There was once a fish named Mark who swam too fast upstream"

    • @8regret199
      @8regret199 4 года назад +2

      Wheres the time stamp?

    • @dimitris5866
      @dimitris5866 4 года назад

      @@8regret199 Time stamp of what? The speedy mode? Its about close to the end of the video.