Elden Ring DLC Homophobia Tier List

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024

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  • @friedfish6870
    @friedfish6870 2 месяца назад +925

    I'd like yo imagine that igon was straight at first but then after finding out bayle was homophobic became gay out of sheer spite

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +229

      beautiful, i love it

    • @MasterofSwords991
      @MasterofSwords991 2 месяца назад +72

      CUUUUUURSE YOU BAAAAYLE!

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 2 месяца назад +140

      @@friedfish6870 Igon, rawdogging the Tarnished while staring daggers into Bayle: watch me, you scaly bastard

    • @doctorrtd4326
      @doctorrtd4326 2 месяца назад

      ​@@RowanB6I wish he would rawdog me

    • @the_wisest_tree
      @the_wisest_tree 2 месяца назад +63

      He's only attracted to true drake warriors

  • @sardonicmuffin4314
    @sardonicmuffin4314 2 месяца назад +959

    "Bayle is incredibly homophobic" This sentence is so fucking funny

    • @fluffybat5421
      @fluffybat5421 2 месяца назад +80

      CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @live10yearsinthejointreact80
      @live10yearsinthejointreact80 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@@fluffybat5421I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

    • @xLanzer
      @xLanzer 2 месяца назад +26

      ​@@live10yearsinthejointreact80BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON!

    • @eyasu.
      @eyasu. 2 месяца назад +24

      ​@@xLanzer YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH

    • @the_wisest_tree
      @the_wisest_tree 2 месяца назад +22

      SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON

  • @ELDniel-DW5pg
    @ELDniel-DW5pg 2 месяца назад +835

    "its godfrey and marika, not godfrey and radagon!"-Lamenter 2024

    • @lucaballarati9694
      @lucaballarati9694 2 месяца назад +62

      You could cut the irony with a knife it's so dense

    • @jasonrumler4545
      @jasonrumler4545 2 месяца назад +13

      ⁠@@lucaballarati9694you accidentally spelled knife as life somehow I’m just letting you know

    • @digplayz5740
      @digplayz5740 2 месяца назад +1

      pepeLaugh

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 2 месяца назад +7

      Goldmask *slightly waves finger ("Marika is Radagon")

    • @Name_Not_Included-e7y
      @Name_Not_Included-e7y Месяц назад +1

      I mean…Godfrey did f@&k Radagon in his Marikussy…😉

  • @IndominusRex-wc1ey
    @IndominusRex-wc1ey 2 месяца назад +436

    Bayle being a conspiracy theorist is fucking incredible

  • @himenomagnum248
    @himenomagnum248 2 месяца назад +775

    Me:"I'm gay."
    Rellana:"...does that mean... you like Messmer?"
    Me (a gay woman): "No it means I'm into w..."
    Rellana: "STAY AWAY FROM MESSMER!!!"

    • @MKmaki6094
      @MKmaki6094 2 месяца назад +88

      I love the image of you tryna dodge through her 10 million year long combo only to tell her that instead of punishing

    • @pucciraskolnikov7266
      @pucciraskolnikov7266 2 месяца назад +41

      ​@@MKmaki6094 Shadow of the erdtree: homophobic route

    • @joshuaconnall4237
      @joshuaconnall4237 2 месяца назад +11

      “STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY”

    • @flavienmaillard3910
      @flavienmaillard3910 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@MKmaki6094 what does Rellana stamina bar looks like after hitting so much 😐

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@flavienmaillard3910 18 inches of stamina bar

  • @thewitchrenna
    @thewitchrenna 2 месяца назад +684

    Messmer definitely has internalized homophobia but I like to imagine the snakes telling you not to take it personally and that he's working on it. Great video, can't wait for the spirit ashes tier list

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +128

      Aww I love that, his snakes are indeed the cutest

    • @repws7076
      @repws7076 2 месяца назад +6

      Personally I think it’s the other way around

    • @Morgobbo
      @Morgobbo 2 месяца назад

      Abissal snake is a 4Chan Mod 🤣🤣🤣 ​@@repws7076

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@repws7076the vile serpent is inciting him to hate especially because his parents did not have a very conventional relationship to conceive him but the winged serpents are trying to help him better understand himself, his sexuality and his relationship with relenna and quellign

    • @VTWS
      @VTWS 2 месяца назад

      Oh the man who got shunned by his mother and religion because he got a snake inside him?

  • @samlarson9120
    @samlarson9120 2 месяца назад +296

    The Forager Brood don't understand the concept of sexuality, but they're just so happy you don't hate them, they're staunch allies. Plus they heard a bigot call gay people rotten and they immediately felt kinship.

  • @whatthewhatthe9117
    @whatthewhatthe9117 2 месяца назад +222

    Bayle was so bigoted he tried to unthey/them Placcidusax’s male and female head

    • @lilylohmann614
      @lilylohmann614 2 месяца назад +47

      My god, Bayle tried to give Placcidusax pronouns…

  • @clashaccount8737
    @clashaccount8737 2 месяца назад +206

    Igon spent a decade studying how to become a homophobe-phobe after he heard Bayle was homophobic. He also spends at least 8 hours a day trolling Bayle online.

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 2 месяца назад +12

      not just Baylephobe, he is everything that Bayle is phobe

    • @monsieurdorgat6864
      @monsieurdorgat6864 2 месяца назад +7

      I love the cartoon someone made where Igon does the "CUUUURSE YOUUU BAAAYLE! BEHOLD! I HAVE DEPICTED MYSELF AND THE DRAKE WARRIOR AS THE CHADS, AND YOU BAYLE AS THE SOYJACK!!!"

    • @pucciraskolnikov7266
      @pucciraskolnikov7266 Месяц назад

      ​@@thatlittlemonstrosity there are huge implications he's not racist towards dragons, It's just Bayle who is a big jerk

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity Месяц назад

      @@pucciraskolnikov7266
      he’s a drakehunter. He kills all drakes and eats their hearts. I might be wrong but that’s pretty racist to drakes

  • @lucaballarati9694
    @lucaballarati9694 2 месяца назад +662

    A TRUE BISEXUAL WARRIOR, AND I: IGON! YOUR PHOBIAS, MADE FLESH!

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад

      SOLID OF CONVICTION YOU MIGHT BE FOUL BIGGOT! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN WORLD VIEW! WITH A HAIL OF ARGUMENTS!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!

    • @TheCubifyer
      @TheCubifyer 2 месяца назад +66

      Bayles two phobias, biphobia and Igonophobia.

    • @Ghenshaunite
      @Ghenshaunite 2 месяца назад +5

      i chocked on my spit

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад

      CURSE YOU BAYLE!!! I, HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL BE CANCELLED THIS DAY!!

    • @cinnamoon423
      @cinnamoon423 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@TheCubifyerworse than biphobia. The bisexual ERASER(Please read this in the intro cutscene voice)

  • @theapexsurvivor9538
    @theapexsurvivor9538 2 месяца назад +136

    Messmer: It would never work between us, not because you're gay, but because you're a Tarnished... *Impales you*

    • @erikrose2803
      @erikrose2803 2 месяца назад +17

      Tarnished comes back 2mins later: “harder”

    • @felixlewis-ralston
      @felixlewis-ralston 2 месяца назад

      He’s not homophobic, just racist

    • @llamawarllord
      @llamawarllord 2 месяца назад

      Messmer isn't homophobic, he's just racist

    • @skumsdemons
      @skumsdemons Месяц назад

      ​@@erikrose2803me irl

  • @VarreMohgLover
    @VarreMohgLover 2 месяца назад +363

    I genuinely thank you for apologizing to Lord Mohg. It has been brighter days after my lord beat the allegations.

    • @deputyhobbs9683
      @deputyhobbs9683 2 месяца назад +2

      Mohg may not have been a monster, but he's still very evil

    • @bobbob-wg1il
      @bobbob-wg1il 2 месяца назад +35

      @@deputyhobbs9683 no? the only dudes he kills are golden order people who are gonna try and kill him anyway. going off ansbach and even varre, they are some of the more excepting characters, somehow even varre doesn't disciminate that much compared to like most characters

    • @VarreMohgLover
      @VarreMohgLover 2 месяца назад +29

      @@bobbob-wg1il how am I supposed to discriminate when everyone is equally stupid?

    • @the_wisest_tree
      @the_wisest_tree 2 месяца назад +15

      Lord Mohg will have his dignity 🗣🗣🗣

    • @eldritch3465
      @eldritch3465 2 месяца назад +8

      @@bobbob-wg1il he has a lake of blood. you cant be good and have a lake of blood

  • @lilostich_
    @lilostich_ 2 месяца назад +236

    If Messmer didn't die after the fight with the tarnished, he would've end up going all "fuck mom, i can do whatever i want" and realizing that he was born to serve CVNT and not to stay locked in a dark room

    • @Adora_Lucifera
      @Adora_Lucifera 2 месяца назад +29

      SOMEONE ELSE HAS MY TRANS MESSMER HEADCANON

    • @lilostich_
      @lilostich_ 2 месяца назад +41

      @@Adora_Lucifera Messmer has that queer vibe not even Marika who's literally bigender has
      It has something to do with the snakes and i dont know how to explain it to you

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад +10

      I always seen Messmer leaning more to being Non-binary, but trans Messmer could also work

    • @lilostich_
      @lilostich_ 2 месяца назад +6

      @@pessoaaleatoria2586 for me he's actually non binary for sure, but that means transgender either way

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад +2

      @@lilostich_ Yeah, makes sense

  • @kenanjabr1992
    @kenanjabr1992 2 месяца назад +157

    Ansbach: "Oh, something you want to get off your chest? It was you, wasn't it? Who was gay with Lord Mohg? Ugh. Fear not, I hold no grudge against you. His eminence was felled in an honorable heartbreak, and such are the risks of seeking gay companionship. Besides, what right have I (a cis male) to complain? I blame the American enchantment more than anything. Righteous Tarnished, we will have our victory."

  • @corvuscallosum5079
    @corvuscallosum5079 2 месяца назад +143

    Igon is such a militant ally that it's actually slightly stressful. In any case he's been too wrapped up in hating homophobia (with every last drop of his being) to pause a moment and work out anything about his own sexuality.

  • @HugoLuman
    @HugoLuman 2 месяца назад +297

    Gotta introduce Thiollier to the Dragon Communion Priestess, she'll have a talk and give her hormones

    • @Crow_Bitch
      @Crow_Bitch 2 месяца назад

      imagine if you could get E from eating dragon hearts that would be so fucking metal

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Месяц назад

      Nah Thiollier straight as shit

    • @mickdonald7885
      @mickdonald7885 Месяц назад

      Dah fuck

  • @katalinacharoite479
    @katalinacharoite479 2 месяца назад +109

    Ansbach feels like one of those older gents who went through Elden Ring's Stonewall raid back in the day. Understanding, respectful, but also one of the hardest guys you'll ever meet. Would pull out a "back in my day" but in a good way, then proceed to smack the next person being homophobic to you over the head.

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +6

      well probably he would just cut them to pieces with his scythe

    • @llamawarllord
      @llamawarllord 2 месяца назад +6

      Ansbach was that guy who was just there at the same time and decided to throw a brick at a cop

  • @TheImaggine
    @TheImaggine 2 месяца назад +51

    the grandma would never be homophobic.
    She'd never be homophobic to dancing beast if they were gay

  • @babula1965
    @babula1965 2 месяца назад +83

    I joined the bloody fingers thinking it'd be a cool death cult only to find out it's a bunch of old gay men hanging out and watching re-runs of I love lucy, what the hell?!

  • @RowanB6
    @RowanB6 2 месяца назад +52

    The Igon voice clip was ESSENTIAL to the vibes

  • @field5758
    @field5758 2 месяца назад +40

    I think that Leda would just kill you for the possibility of you loving someone more than Miquella

  • @rubythorns2349
    @rubythorns2349 2 месяца назад +38

    The sapphic enemies to lovers tension between me and Moonrithyll's GIANT SWORD WHY DO YOU DO SO MUCH DAMAGE FUCK

  • @RocketSlacker
    @RocketSlacker 2 месяца назад +23

    "Well, thou'rt gay, it seemeth." fucking slayed me i am so glad i actually got into elden ring lore just so i could see and understand this whole video. thank you skewclip for my life

  • @kingbrachy9035
    @kingbrachy9035 2 месяца назад +187

    Ansbach also an ally of LGBT? This man just keeps winning.

    • @somedumbwitch
      @somedumbwitch 2 месяца назад +18

      With how much of a homie he is? No way he'd be bigoted

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 Месяц назад +3

      Well when he mentioned how Miquella wanted to use Mogh's body to be the vessel for his consort, he wasn't at all bothered by the fact Miquella wanted a man, just that he was defiling Mogh's body. That's basically canon.

  • @specterr3177
    @specterr3177 2 месяца назад +32

    I love these powerpoint presentation looking ass slides so much 😭

    • @DeathPoke1qa
      @DeathPoke1qa 2 месяца назад +2

      My favorite slides are the ones that turn into little birds :)

  • @samlarson9120
    @samlarson9120 2 месяца назад +54

    I really appreciate that you pronounced Thiollier correctly.

  • @himenomagnum248
    @himenomagnum248 2 месяца назад +74

    Leda is just a walking red flag

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +52

      and I'm gonna walk right into it 😪

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 2 месяца назад

      She's hot soooo...

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 2 месяца назад +10

      At this point she's basically a howl's moving castle made from what were probably rainbow flags at one point, but, well... she's a little too enthusiastic in bed and the blood stains just won't wash out anymore...
      She'd also have definitely been the homewrecker for Radahn and Leonard if you hadn't already done it (and if Radahn or Leonard had even the slightest interest in anything other than their ace bromance)

    • @spacecowboy5486
      @spacecowboy5486 2 месяца назад

      Leda is extremely homophobic towards anyone EXCEPT for Miquella. If you're gay for Miquella that's fine, but if you like somebody else you must be slain. She also thinks that women must be gay for Miquella too even tho he's a man, she hasn't quite figured out how that works (if you point out to her that she can't be gay for a man, she will stab herself to death feeling like a traitor)

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@skewclipno, leda Is completely crazy, she has a sick obsession with the gay leader of her religious sect, maybe she is extremely supportive with her leader's orientation but underneath she simps sooooo hard for him

  • @abrahamlincolnreal8166
    @abrahamlincolnreal8166 2 месяца назад +49

    Personally I believe Bayle isn’t exclusively homophobic but just generally hates everyone just cause he is too mad to single out a particular group.
    100% agree with everything else though and am glad that Jerren got redeemed from F tier

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah he'd get mad regardless of what you are lol

    • @salgoragarus5854
      @salgoragarus5854 2 месяца назад +5

      He hates everything and everyone equally
      Except placidusax he hates him the most

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 2 месяца назад +2

      How was Jerren ever F tier is a mystery. He always gave off "definitely had a thing going with Radahn" vibes. At least to me, but I'm queer.

    • @ThatCrazyBookWyrm
      @ThatCrazyBookWyrm 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@akechijubeimitsuhide He's also just like? A cool dude. Besties with Iji, is only hunting witches who mass murder sorcerors in pursuit of forbidden power (I love Sellen but siding with her for the spell and armor in my sorcerer run hurt so bad, it's hard being a moral mage). Even if he wasn't queer with Radahn (and he totally was) he spent hundreds of years holding the festival in the hope of eventually giving Radahn peace. Cleanrot Knight Finley and Jerren give me so many emotions, both were truly devoted to their lords (and probable lovers). I'm glad that you can actually give him a happy ending.

  • @himenomagnum248
    @himenomagnum248 2 месяца назад +139

    Bloodborne homophobia-tier list needs to happen asap!

    • @Fulcrum_7567
      @Fulcrum_7567 2 месяца назад +15

      Agreed - Lady Maria and the Doll are the first ones I would tell, of course

    • @Calvagh-07
      @Calvagh-07 2 месяца назад +7

      imagine telling alfred

    • @Fulcrum_7567
      @Fulcrum_7567 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Calvagh-07 “Oh, would you look at that, I’ve been beaten to a pulp”

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 2 месяца назад +7

      In Bloodborne everyone is hunterphobic.

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 2 месяца назад +5

      @@theawickward2255 as someone familiar with the lore, I'm immensely hunterphobic

  • @F1shyBab1shy
    @F1shyBab1shy 2 месяца назад +69

    Igon‘s a Transmasc who’s using his big strong man voice and muscles to help us kill Bayle who definitely called him a slur before

    • @MasterofSwords991
      @MasterofSwords991 2 месяца назад +10

      CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEE

    • @jivesen
      @jivesen 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MasterofSwords991I HEREBY VOW

    • @turkeykorvid
      @turkeykorvid Месяц назад

      Bayle told him "Be more ladylike!" and he immediately transitioned out of spite

  • @ChildishGoblinoOS3
    @ChildishGoblinoOS3 2 месяца назад +203

    I feel like Messmer and Rellana are the typical couple that is secretly gay but they enjoy each other's company and they dont wanna raise eyebrows

    • @artisan2906
      @artisan2906 2 месяца назад +2

      SIBLINGS! DAMN YOU THEY'RE SIBLINGS! DON'T DO THAT!
      edit: I've learned now!

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 2 месяца назад +42

      @@artisan2906 Actually, they're aunt-and-nephew. Is that better or worse?

    • @artisan2906
      @artisan2906 2 месяца назад +9

      @@snowblind9551WORSE! DEAR GOOD GOD WORSE!

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 2 месяца назад +22

      Thank you George RR Martin.

    • @nicholasjackl7531
      @nicholasjackl7531 2 месяца назад +27

      @@artisan2906Umm… no? Messmer is the son of Rellana’s sister’s ex-husband with *another woman* (Marika). There’s no blood relation between Rellana and Messmer. Worst case scenario, she was *briefly* his legal step-aunt, and then not again.

  • @alimoo538
    @alimoo538 2 месяца назад +139

    I feel like romina would be gay af but struggles to find someone who accepts her less human features

    • @astrifer777
      @astrifer777 2 месяца назад +14

      But that scorpion tail…😵‍💫

    • @alimoo538
      @alimoo538 2 месяца назад +7

      The risk makes it hotter

    • @ferro9926
      @ferro9926 2 месяца назад +1

      The only thing o don't accept of her is a lack of toxicognaths (which is more of a failing on from's end)

    • @camilaverance8797
      @camilaverance8797 2 месяца назад +5

      I VOLUNTER AS TRIBUTE

    • @breezeshooter42
      @breezeshooter42 2 месяца назад

      I think it's more likely she can't find anyone who can handle her 25 inch stinger 😵‍💫

  • @myau1018
    @myau1018 2 месяца назад +45

    nodding furiously in agreement despite only being 10 hours into elden ring

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад +4

      Always cool to see a new player, how far did you get into the game?

    • @myau1018
      @myau1018 2 месяца назад +7

      @@pessoaaleatoria2586 i've been generally following the grace light path, so i got up to margit and then decided to to go back and explore everything else in the other direction. i ventured a bit into caelid to get the meteorite staff, but got scared and decided to go back lol. im just wandering and fighting random guys now😁

    • @pessoaaleatoria2586
      @pessoaaleatoria2586 2 месяца назад +3

      @@myau1018 Cool, gravity magic is really good for breaking stance, so i would reccomend you getting the Misericorde, so you can get good crit damages, but it's just a suggestion, play the game however you like it, just make sure you're having fun

    • @myau1018
      @myau1018 2 месяца назад +2

      @@pessoaaleatoria2586 thanks for the advice!

  • @stringbones9360
    @stringbones9360 2 месяца назад +17

    I knew Ansbach was out of my league but I didn't need to hear it.
    Love to see hardcore Elden Ring Queer content. Exactly what I needed.

  • @let_there_be_dark
    @let_there_be_dark 2 месяца назад +61

    As a bisexual woman can i just say how much i love seeint content like this in the elden ring fandom. Its great to know that theres a queer community around elden ring and they make hilarious videos like this! You guys are awesome!

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +1

      from in general Is quite queer-ish and although the Japanese sometimes have a strange relationship with the LGBTQ+ community they are mostly supportive

    • @pollatin1052
      @pollatin1052 2 месяца назад

      ​@@somebody4094 Fromsoft is queerish? Really don't see it. But I assume one would think so due to the mythological elements. And mythologies usually have at least some queerish elements.

  • @jgamer997
    @jgamer997 2 месяца назад +49

    2:18 CURSE YOU BAYLE!!

  • @maximumwebb5371
    @maximumwebb5371 2 месяца назад +56

    I will now be integrating trans lesbian thollier into my reading of elden ring congratulations on the opinion

  • @suushein
    @suushein 2 месяца назад +8

    Wanting to avoid telling Red Bear you're gay because he would roar "I'M GAYER!!!" and bite you with rabies and in madness, is all kinds of funny 💀

  • @mgerbil6713
    @mgerbil6713 2 месяца назад +16

    The bit about ads was so good

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +7

      Thank you, it is one of my favorites lmao

  • @emv2917
    @emv2917 2 месяца назад +126

    You know, I was originally in the "St. Trina is a trans woman and Thiollier is a chaser" camp, but you make a strong argument

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 2 месяца назад +28

      @@emv2917 this comment has opened my eyes and I demand they be forcibly shut again

    • @kingsteel2972
      @kingsteel2972 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@RowanB6 try following messmer's tutorial

    • @RowanB6
      @RowanB6 2 месяца назад +5

      @@kingsteel2972 as horrifying as that is, I can't deny it would be effective

    • @dado8467
      @dado8467 2 месяца назад

      This comment is absolute gold

  • @justaruz1559
    @justaruz1559 2 месяца назад +27

    I'm so glad someone else saw Thiollier as an egg!
    Also I agree with another commenter about Rellana and Messmer both being gay, mainly because I fucking love her (boss fight) so much. Wish she had an intro to the fight 😢

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +13

      She deserved a cutscene so much 😭

    • @Calvagh-07
      @Calvagh-07 2 месяца назад +6

      thioller has INCREDIBLY long hair under the mask if you're able to check

    • @spacecowboy5486
      @spacecowboy5486 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Calvagh-07Thiollier x St. Trina is that one couple that stays in bed all day alternating cuddles and sleep (damn wish it was me)

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад

      ​@@spacecowboy5486weeeell since st's nectar is a bit deadly she should be careful with her lover

  • @chasethecringewolf2195
    @chasethecringewolf2195 2 месяца назад +12

    Jokes aside It is tremendous how much Messmer ends uo being a cool guy, not just in style but morality. Alot of his decisions are made by his Mother I never get the impression he hates anyone that he is crusading against. Even to us he seems to describe how he wont “Suffer a lord devoid of light.” While he is a Lord devoid of light.
    He even says “O lightless creature, embrace thine oblivion as shall I.” He clearly takes Marika’s hatred to heart and self internalizes. While Morgott rebels against Marika for the Golden Order Messmer was probably her most loyal child and he realized how much she screwed him.

  • @iradavies
    @iradavies 2 месяца назад +13

    Not gonna lie I was waiting for the “CURSE YOU BAYEL” the entire video it was the best part and arguably the best entry in the series

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 2 месяца назад +9

    I love how you gave the Furnace Golems the personality of a chronic collector, yes of course they want a gay person in their basket, they never had one before.

  • @Michal-je1hx
    @Michal-je1hx 2 месяца назад +110

    Tbh it's hard to NOT be gay for Messmer

    • @lilostich_
      @lilostich_ 2 месяца назад

      He's like the ultimate twink

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 месяца назад +15

      18 INCHES

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +8

      as a gay man, yea...

    • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
      @JamesLakin-lk6fj 2 месяца назад +7

      As an asexual man i agree

    • @MintyRevnant
      @MintyRevnant Месяц назад +1

      As someone on the asexual spectrum I agree with being gay for messmer

  • @zeppie_
    @zeppie_ 2 месяца назад +5

    Ansbach is the grizzled old gay guy at the bar who is happy to see that people are able to be more open these days

  • @wahini4
    @wahini4 2 месяца назад +9

    bayle living in phoenix arizona is just canon to me now

  • @timediamond3921
    @timediamond3921 2 месяца назад +10

    Igon is in my mind the kind of guy whod start a fistfight if he ever heard anything even remotely homophobic and scream at the top of his lungs throughout the entire fight.

  • @genericcatgirl
    @genericcatgirl 2 месяца назад +13

    Glad I'm not the only one who gets egg vibes from Throllier lol
    (can use those poison making skills to brew up diy hrt and distribute it across the lands with the help of St Trina)

    • @spacecowboy5486
      @spacecowboy5486 2 месяца назад

      Egg?

    • @smarthipan
      @smarthipan 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@spacecowboy5486trans but hasn't realized it yet! :3

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Месяц назад

      He's just a shy guy who loves sleeping it ain't that deep

    • @biteursknbiteurskn
      @biteursknbiteurskn Месяц назад

      @@alfalldoot6715 shes just a eepy girl

  • @somebody4094
    @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +6

    9:30 the crucible is the source of all life, I believe that being devoid of order and pure expression of life all the knights of the crucible are pan, not strictly for each other but with everyone and love all life incorporating every aspect

  • @ezrabaeza992
    @ezrabaeza992 2 месяца назад +6

    If you take off the robes of the dancing lion the two dancers are wearing nothing but bags on their heads and an undergarment only slightly better than the wretch’s. So a little freaky too

  • @Gochannie0203
    @Gochannie0203 2 месяца назад +14

    Trans lesbian thiollier makes WAYYY too much sense lolol You've given me a lot to think about lol

  • @gettrolled938
    @gettrolled938 2 месяца назад +7

    OMFG I CAN'T KEEP SAYING THIS BUT WHY ARE THESE JUST OBJECTIVELY TRUE, 3 FOR 3 NOW

  • @mannyfernandez2983
    @mannyfernandez2983 2 месяца назад +5

    the mother of fingers being the patron saint of fingers is an interesting choice...

  • @pillbug7971
    @pillbug7971 2 месяца назад +10

    absolutely vital information for the lore, amazing video as always!
    Also good luck on the final boss bc it took me like 10 hours 😭

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 2 месяца назад +5

    Fun fact about Igon he is so powerful(because he is summoned mid fight) that he does not increase bayle's hp when summoned.. meaning you are actively making yourself weaker by not summoning him.

  • @himenomagnum248
    @himenomagnum248 2 месяца назад +9

    Moore:"Gay... forever?"

  • @slowestking55
    @slowestking55 2 месяца назад +11

    Erm actually thiollier is actually gay because he’s actually my boyfriend

  • @F1shyBab1shy
    @F1shyBab1shy 2 месяца назад +9

    Dragon Communion Priestess seems like that Supportive Aunt, you know what I’m saying?

  • @jlamppost
    @jlamppost 2 месяца назад +3

    This list was very clever. I liked the little details like rakshasa being mean but not being able to take a joke, since her armor set boosts damage done at the cost of more damage taken. Very funny!!

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад

      I'm so glad you liked that one, that is exactly how I meant it! :)

  • @potatomo9609
    @potatomo9609 2 месяца назад +1

    “If you’d be interested in a thousand-year voyage guided by compassion?”
    Yo new pickup line just dropped

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 2 месяца назад +3

    Considering how Leda killed the other needle knights because she saw them as less devoted, I feel like she'd be so gay with you, to the point where you'd have a fling, and then out of nowhere she'll just stab you while saying "YOURE NOT GAY ENOUGH!"

  • @dabbingperson9236
    @dabbingperson9236 2 месяца назад +16

    Good luck with “gitting gud”. Excellent video BTW.

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +4

      thank you, I'm gonna need it lmao

    • @MotivatedMunchkin-p9q
      @MotivatedMunchkin-p9q Месяц назад

      Check out the “Let Me Tank Him” build if you want an easy route I know I did

  • @NotABot86
    @NotABot86 2 месяца назад +7

    Sekiro bosses
    Gyoubo Masataka Oniwa: doesn’t really care, just wants to protect the castle gate.
    Genichiro Ashina: Is just homophobic to spite you.
    Folding screen monkeys: gay polyamory, need I say more?
    Guardian Ape: Feral, doesn’t care, but he does have a giant centipede inside him sooo…
    Corrupted Monk: A pansexual in her time, but infested to the point of carelessness.
    Emma: A truly supportive woman and definitely a gentle dom lesbian.
    Divine Dragon: Just like Elden Ring, Dragons are incredibly supportive.
    Demon of Hatred: Corrupted beyond care, but the sculptor he once was is a closeted yet supportive homosexual.
    Isshin: Just a really good ally. But even still, he will fight you to protect Ashina / honor his son’s dying wish.

    • @spacecowboy5486
      @spacecowboy5486 2 месяца назад

      Guardian Ape has a wife. They're probably into some kinky stuff with that centipede

    • @kingsteel2972
      @kingsteel2972 2 месяца назад +1

      The sculptor-dogen-kingfisher love triangle was real

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 2 месяца назад

      The Fountainhead soccer ladies are lesbians. Quantum physics is simpler than their polycule dynamics.

  • @layla8867
    @layla8867 2 месяца назад +3

    the transitions are awesome 😭

  • @Nysing
    @Nysing 2 месяца назад +3

    These videos are fantastic. Please never stop

  • @somebody4094
    @somebody4094 2 месяца назад +3

    12:24 zullie has proved they have no clothes under the ritual cape so....

  • @IAmMyVeryOwn
    @IAmMyVeryOwn 2 месяца назад +1

    The funace golem fluttering away did something to me

  • @fiore.1146
    @fiore.1146 2 месяца назад +4

    I’m fairly certain the “In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear.” bit is referring to the hornsent locking them in the gaols, not the Lamenters themselves! Great video though!

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah I didn't get that when I was researching, but I totally see it now! and ty :)

  • @victoriousjock1910
    @victoriousjock1910 2 месяца назад +1

    This was genuinely one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in while! Thank you for blessing us with this masterpiece

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад

      tysm, I'm glad you liked it! :)

  • @OrigamiPhoenix
    @OrigamiPhoenix 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for making another excellent contribution to this series that balanced lore, game mechanics, and side splitting comedy.

  • @lilylohmann614
    @lilylohmann614 2 месяца назад +2

    As soon as I saw Bayle’s slide I was like “oh, Igon is gonna be #1, lol” and then he was and the voice clip made me LOSE IT

  • @2HandHangerDunksOnly
    @2HandHangerDunksOnly 2 месяца назад +5

    One of the best memes to come out of the DLC 👍

  • @Dastardly_Duo
    @Dastardly_Duo 2 месяца назад +2

    I'd say Bayle is super supportive. He fought Placidusax because of the discrimination against the Drakes (which Bayle is)

    • @Dastardly_Duo
      @Dastardly_Duo 2 месяца назад

      Man thinking about gay Hornsent immediately killing you after coming out, not because you're gay but because you're being led by the Erdtree is so funny

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 2 месяца назад +3

    I bet Bayle and Placidusax used to be INCREDIBLY GAY with one another, like... wearing kink gear to a pride parade levels. Then Placi became Dragonlord and thus consort to somebody who isn't Bayle.
    Cue an entire Game of Thrones Dragon Edition, with every scene of these two having unbearable sexual tension, the series culminating in their duel and mutual maiming

  • @somedumbwitch
    @somedumbwitch 2 месяца назад +2

    St. Trina really out here with that she/they enby representation

  • @wrasse1155
    @wrasse1155 2 месяца назад +5

    St. Trina and Thiollier exist for gender-queer ppl I just know it.

  • @genericgorilla
    @genericgorilla 2 месяца назад

    "Characters you would tell right away"
    "Metyr mother of fingers"
    That was legit good timing lol

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 2 месяца назад +2

    “A fine addition to my collection”
    -furnace golem clutching a gay person

  • @АлексейЛукичев-б7е
    @АлексейЛукичев-б7е 2 месяца назад +4

    Based Millicent enjoyer is a based Leda (tentative) enjoyer as well. Impeccable taste in women, no notes.

  • @Adora_Lucifera
    @Adora_Lucifera 2 месяца назад +9

    I would like to suggest transbian messmer headcanon, Rellana is just waiting for her to figure it out so they can be gay, do crusades together

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад +5

      Evil lesbians for the win!!!

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Месяц назад

      Then Rellana couldn't get that writhing snake

  • @BAsgeirr
    @BAsgeirr 2 месяца назад +2

    Yippee! Another fun tierlist :3

  • @pucciraskolnikov7266
    @pucciraskolnikov7266 2 месяца назад +1

    On sir Ansbach his VA straight up narrated his quote in my mind, what a good fellow

  • @overdosed3002
    @overdosed3002 2 месяца назад +3

    Yippee!!!! I love this series soo much!!!!

  • @knightclub9668
    @knightclub9668 2 месяца назад +1

    In the game files Igon is referred to as "Ahab" like the one from Moby Dick and I think we all know what they say about sailors.

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine 2 месяца назад +1

    Bayle *would* live in Phoenix. Amazing (affectionate) that these are the best Elden Ring takes on the internet

  • @Empress-Sky-of-Brynn
    @Empress-Sky-of-Brynn 2 месяца назад +4

    Rellana may not be gay but I sure am (i kept throwing the fight so i could keep fighting her)

  • @oceandragoon3099
    @oceandragoon3099 2 месяца назад +2

    The vibe I get from Bayle is that he genuinely is too angry at literally everything to actually be homophobic. He's like one of those cringey "I'm not racist I just hate everyone" types except its real for him. The guy is so angry he sharped his own bones into spears so he could kill things harder. I don't think he has space in his brain to think about anything other than murder

  • @NortherrorZaGod
    @NortherrorZaGod 2 месяца назад

    Honestly, these videos are INCREDIBLY FUN to listen to/watch while playing Elden Ring

  • @usucculentcow2988
    @usucculentcow2988 Месяц назад +1

    The only elden ring tier list that matters

  • @felizeumida4374
    @felizeumida4374 2 месяца назад +2

    "I'm gay"
    Radahn: "First time?"

  • @SedgeAlgiere-y8b
    @SedgeAlgiere-y8b 2 месяца назад +4

    Actually disagree about the lamenter, those who saw his bliss with fear were the tower folk. He “tallies with the state of the denizens of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world.” That’s why he’s locked up in the gaol. He’s a queer elder maybe who experienced terrible homophobia? There isn’t really enough evidence on what exactly he embraced but it’s associated with imparting a sense of contentment and bliss but also blindness so might be more drug use coded instead.

    • @skewclip
      @skewclip  2 месяца назад

      Yeah I didn't originally catch that in the description when I was researching but I see it!

  • @swagzsunfire6645
    @swagzsunfire6645 2 месяца назад +3

    I appreciate that this is more of a "who I would come out to" tier list than a homophobia one because the red hair guy is really gay and into furrys but he is annoying

  • @Carbon-cringe-human
    @Carbon-cringe-human 2 месяца назад +1

    correction, radahn isn't just out of it, he's straight up asking for help, he is not miquella's consort consensually

  • @brewdaly1873
    @brewdaly1873 2 месяца назад

    This kinda feels like a Smartypants presentation. Like "cartoon characters who are invited to the cook out."

  • @SillyTimeWonton
    @SillyTimeWonton 2 месяца назад +3

    The dudes under Divine Beast Dancing Lion only wear UNDERWEAR.
    Either the most gay couple in ER or two straight bros with no fragile masculinity, confortable being almost naked around each other while being possessed by the spirit of the divine lion.

  • @verdiss7487
    @verdiss7487 2 месяца назад +3

    Metyr, Mother of Fingers is the patron saint of lesbians? I wonder what ever could be the reason for that...

  • @gaysandscales7324
    @gaysandscales7324 2 месяца назад +2

    "tgirl" stands for "Thiollier girl" ✨

  • @EllieDifferentHandle
    @EllieDifferentHandle 2 месяца назад +5

    Ansbach may or may not have had a thing for mohg before Miquella stole their hearts, and Ymir transmasc theory??? (headcanon)

    • @somebody4094
      @somebody4094 2 месяца назад

      ymir Is probably genderfluid as tiollier

  • @ianhoddinott9492
    @ianhoddinott9492 2 месяца назад +1

    I'll never forgive Bayle for what he said to Fortissax when he brought his boyfriend Godwyn over for the Sax family dinner.