Messmer definitely has internalized homophobia but I like to imagine the snakes telling you not to take it personally and that he's working on it. Great video, can't wait for the spirit ashes tier list
@@repws7076the vile serpent is inciting him to hate especially because his parents did not have a very conventional relationship to conceive him but the winged serpents are trying to help him better understand himself, his sexuality and his relationship with relenna and quellign
The Forager Brood don't understand the concept of sexuality, but they're just so happy you don't hate them, they're staunch allies. Plus they heard a bigot call gay people rotten and they immediately felt kinship.
Igon spent a decade studying how to become a homophobe-phobe after he heard Bayle was homophobic. He also spends at least 8 hours a day trolling Bayle online.
I love the cartoon someone made where Igon does the "CUUUURSE YOUUU BAAAYLE! BEHOLD! I HAVE DEPICTED MYSELF AND THE DRAKE WARRIOR AS THE CHADS, AND YOU BAYLE AS THE SOYJACK!!!"
SOLID OF CONVICTION YOU MIGHT BE FOUL BIGGOT! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN WORLD VIEW! WITH A HAIL OF ARGUMENTS!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!
@@deputyhobbs9683 no? the only dudes he kills are golden order people who are gonna try and kill him anyway. going off ansbach and even varre, they are some of the more excepting characters, somehow even varre doesn't disciminate that much compared to like most characters
If Messmer didn't die after the fight with the tarnished, he would've end up going all "fuck mom, i can do whatever i want" and realizing that he was born to serve CVNT and not to stay locked in a dark room
@@Adora_Lucifera Messmer has that queer vibe not even Marika who's literally bigender has It has something to do with the snakes and i dont know how to explain it to you
Ansbach: "Oh, something you want to get off your chest? It was you, wasn't it? Who was gay with Lord Mohg? Ugh. Fear not, I hold no grudge against you. His eminence was felled in an honorable heartbreak, and such are the risks of seeking gay companionship. Besides, what right have I (a cis male) to complain? I blame the American enchantment more than anything. Righteous Tarnished, we will have our victory."
Igon is such a militant ally that it's actually slightly stressful. In any case he's been too wrapped up in hating homophobia (with every last drop of his being) to pause a moment and work out anything about his own sexuality.
Ansbach feels like one of those older gents who went through Elden Ring's Stonewall raid back in the day. Understanding, respectful, but also one of the hardest guys you'll ever meet. Would pull out a "back in my day" but in a good way, then proceed to smack the next person being homophobic to you over the head.
I joined the bloody fingers thinking it'd be a cool death cult only to find out it's a bunch of old gay men hanging out and watching re-runs of I love lucy, what the hell?!
"Well, thou'rt gay, it seemeth." fucking slayed me i am so glad i actually got into elden ring lore just so i could see and understand this whole video. thank you skewclip for my life
Well when he mentioned how Miquella wanted to use Mogh's body to be the vessel for his consort, he wasn't at all bothered by the fact Miquella wanted a man, just that he was defiling Mogh's body. That's basically canon.
At this point she's basically a howl's moving castle made from what were probably rainbow flags at one point, but, well... she's a little too enthusiastic in bed and the blood stains just won't wash out anymore... She'd also have definitely been the homewrecker for Radahn and Leonard if you hadn't already done it (and if Radahn or Leonard had even the slightest interest in anything other than their ace bromance)
Leda is extremely homophobic towards anyone EXCEPT for Miquella. If you're gay for Miquella that's fine, but if you like somebody else you must be slain. She also thinks that women must be gay for Miquella too even tho he's a man, she hasn't quite figured out how that works (if you point out to her that she can't be gay for a man, she will stab herself to death feeling like a traitor)
@@skewclipno, leda Is completely crazy, she has a sick obsession with the gay leader of her religious sect, maybe she is extremely supportive with her leader's orientation but underneath she simps sooooo hard for him
Personally I believe Bayle isn’t exclusively homophobic but just generally hates everyone just cause he is too mad to single out a particular group. 100% agree with everything else though and am glad that Jerren got redeemed from F tier
@@akechijubeimitsuhide He's also just like? A cool dude. Besties with Iji, is only hunting witches who mass murder sorcerors in pursuit of forbidden power (I love Sellen but siding with her for the spell and armor in my sorcerer run hurt so bad, it's hard being a moral mage). Even if he wasn't queer with Radahn (and he totally was) he spent hundreds of years holding the festival in the hope of eventually giving Radahn peace. Cleanrot Knight Finley and Jerren give me so many emotions, both were truly devoted to their lords (and probable lovers). I'm glad that you can actually give him a happy ending.
@@artisan2906Umm… no? Messmer is the son of Rellana’s sister’s ex-husband with *another woman* (Marika). There’s no blood relation between Rellana and Messmer. Worst case scenario, she was *briefly* his legal step-aunt, and then not again.
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 i've been generally following the grace light path, so i got up to margit and then decided to to go back and explore everything else in the other direction. i ventured a bit into caelid to get the meteorite staff, but got scared and decided to go back lol. im just wandering and fighting random guys now😁
@@myau1018 Cool, gravity magic is really good for breaking stance, so i would reccomend you getting the Misericorde, so you can get good crit damages, but it's just a suggestion, play the game however you like it, just make sure you're having fun
As a bisexual woman can i just say how much i love seeint content like this in the elden ring fandom. Its great to know that theres a queer community around elden ring and they make hilarious videos like this! You guys are awesome!
from in general Is quite queer-ish and although the Japanese sometimes have a strange relationship with the LGBTQ+ community they are mostly supportive
@@somebody4094 Fromsoft is queerish? Really don't see it. But I assume one would think so due to the mythological elements. And mythologies usually have at least some queerish elements.
I'm so glad someone else saw Thiollier as an egg! Also I agree with another commenter about Rellana and Messmer both being gay, mainly because I fucking love her (boss fight) so much. Wish she had an intro to the fight 😢
Jokes aside It is tremendous how much Messmer ends uo being a cool guy, not just in style but morality. Alot of his decisions are made by his Mother I never get the impression he hates anyone that he is crusading against. Even to us he seems to describe how he wont “Suffer a lord devoid of light.” While he is a Lord devoid of light. He even says “O lightless creature, embrace thine oblivion as shall I.” He clearly takes Marika’s hatred to heart and self internalizes. While Morgott rebels against Marika for the Golden Order Messmer was probably her most loyal child and he realized how much she screwed him.
I love how you gave the Furnace Golems the personality of a chronic collector, yes of course they want a gay person in their basket, they never had one before.
Igon is in my mind the kind of guy whod start a fistfight if he ever heard anything even remotely homophobic and scream at the top of his lungs throughout the entire fight.
Glad I'm not the only one who gets egg vibes from Throllier lol (can use those poison making skills to brew up diy hrt and distribute it across the lands with the help of St Trina)
9:30 the crucible is the source of all life, I believe that being devoid of order and pure expression of life all the knights of the crucible are pan, not strictly for each other but with everyone and love all life incorporating every aspect
If you take off the robes of the dancing lion the two dancers are wearing nothing but bags on their heads and an undergarment only slightly better than the wretch’s. So a little freaky too
Fun fact about Igon he is so powerful(because he is summoned mid fight) that he does not increase bayle's hp when summoned.. meaning you are actively making yourself weaker by not summoning him.
This list was very clever. I liked the little details like rakshasa being mean but not being able to take a joke, since her armor set boosts damage done at the cost of more damage taken. Very funny!!
Considering how Leda killed the other needle knights because she saw them as less devoted, I feel like she'd be so gay with you, to the point where you'd have a fling, and then out of nowhere she'll just stab you while saying "YOURE NOT GAY ENOUGH!"
Sekiro bosses Gyoubo Masataka Oniwa: doesn’t really care, just wants to protect the castle gate. Genichiro Ashina: Is just homophobic to spite you. Folding screen monkeys: gay polyamory, need I say more? Guardian Ape: Feral, doesn’t care, but he does have a giant centipede inside him sooo… Corrupted Monk: A pansexual in her time, but infested to the point of carelessness. Emma: A truly supportive woman and definitely a gentle dom lesbian. Divine Dragon: Just like Elden Ring, Dragons are incredibly supportive. Demon of Hatred: Corrupted beyond care, but the sculptor he once was is a closeted yet supportive homosexual. Isshin: Just a really good ally. But even still, he will fight you to protect Ashina / honor his son’s dying wish.
I’m fairly certain the “In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear.” bit is referring to the hornsent locking them in the gaols, not the Lamenters themselves! Great video though!
Man thinking about gay Hornsent immediately killing you after coming out, not because you're gay but because you're being led by the Erdtree is so funny
I bet Bayle and Placidusax used to be INCREDIBLY GAY with one another, like... wearing kink gear to a pride parade levels. Then Placi became Dragonlord and thus consort to somebody who isn't Bayle. Cue an entire Game of Thrones Dragon Edition, with every scene of these two having unbearable sexual tension, the series culminating in their duel and mutual maiming
The vibe I get from Bayle is that he genuinely is too angry at literally everything to actually be homophobic. He's like one of those cringey "I'm not racist I just hate everyone" types except its real for him. The guy is so angry he sharped his own bones into spears so he could kill things harder. I don't think he has space in his brain to think about anything other than murder
Actually disagree about the lamenter, those who saw his bliss with fear were the tower folk. He “tallies with the state of the denizens of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world.” That’s why he’s locked up in the gaol. He’s a queer elder maybe who experienced terrible homophobia? There isn’t really enough evidence on what exactly he embraced but it’s associated with imparting a sense of contentment and bliss but also blindness so might be more drug use coded instead.
I appreciate that this is more of a "who I would come out to" tier list than a homophobia one because the red hair guy is really gay and into furrys but he is annoying
The dudes under Divine Beast Dancing Lion only wear UNDERWEAR. Either the most gay couple in ER or two straight bros with no fragile masculinity, confortable being almost naked around each other while being possessed by the spirit of the divine lion.
I'd like yo imagine that igon was straight at first but then after finding out bayle was homophobic became gay out of sheer spite
beautiful, i love it
CUUUUUURSE YOU BAAAAYLE!
@@friedfish6870 Igon, rawdogging the Tarnished while staring daggers into Bayle: watch me, you scaly bastard
@@RowanB6I wish he would rawdog me
He's only attracted to true drake warriors
"Bayle is incredibly homophobic" This sentence is so fucking funny
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@fluffybat5421I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
@@live10yearsinthejointreact80BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON!
@@xLanzer YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON
"its godfrey and marika, not godfrey and radagon!"-Lamenter 2024
You could cut the irony with a knife it's so dense
@@lucaballarati9694you accidentally spelled knife as life somehow I’m just letting you know
pepeLaugh
Goldmask *slightly waves finger ("Marika is Radagon")
I mean…Godfrey did f@&k Radagon in his Marikussy…😉
Bayle being a conspiracy theorist is fucking incredible
Me:"I'm gay."
Rellana:"...does that mean... you like Messmer?"
Me (a gay woman): "No it means I'm into w..."
Rellana: "STAY AWAY FROM MESSMER!!!"
I love the image of you tryna dodge through her 10 million year long combo only to tell her that instead of punishing
@@MKmaki6094 Shadow of the erdtree: homophobic route
“STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY”
@@MKmaki6094 what does Rellana stamina bar looks like after hitting so much 😐
@@flavienmaillard3910 18 inches of stamina bar
Messmer definitely has internalized homophobia but I like to imagine the snakes telling you not to take it personally and that he's working on it. Great video, can't wait for the spirit ashes tier list
Aww I love that, his snakes are indeed the cutest
Personally I think it’s the other way around
Abissal snake is a 4Chan Mod 🤣🤣🤣 @@repws7076
@@repws7076the vile serpent is inciting him to hate especially because his parents did not have a very conventional relationship to conceive him but the winged serpents are trying to help him better understand himself, his sexuality and his relationship with relenna and quellign
Oh the man who got shunned by his mother and religion because he got a snake inside him?
The Forager Brood don't understand the concept of sexuality, but they're just so happy you don't hate them, they're staunch allies. Plus they heard a bigot call gay people rotten and they immediately felt kinship.
Bayle was so bigoted he tried to unthey/them Placcidusax’s male and female head
My god, Bayle tried to give Placcidusax pronouns…
Igon spent a decade studying how to become a homophobe-phobe after he heard Bayle was homophobic. He also spends at least 8 hours a day trolling Bayle online.
not just Baylephobe, he is everything that Bayle is phobe
I love the cartoon someone made where Igon does the "CUUUURSE YOUUU BAAAYLE! BEHOLD! I HAVE DEPICTED MYSELF AND THE DRAKE WARRIOR AS THE CHADS, AND YOU BAYLE AS THE SOYJACK!!!"
@@thatlittlemonstrosity there are huge implications he's not racist towards dragons, It's just Bayle who is a big jerk
@@pucciraskolnikov7266
he’s a drakehunter. He kills all drakes and eats their hearts. I might be wrong but that’s pretty racist to drakes
A TRUE BISEXUAL WARRIOR, AND I: IGON! YOUR PHOBIAS, MADE FLESH!
SOLID OF CONVICTION YOU MIGHT BE FOUL BIGGOT! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN WORLD VIEW! WITH A HAIL OF ARGUMENTS!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!
Bayles two phobias, biphobia and Igonophobia.
i chocked on my spit
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!! I, HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL BE CANCELLED THIS DAY!!
@@TheCubifyerworse than biphobia. The bisexual ERASER(Please read this in the intro cutscene voice)
Messmer: It would never work between us, not because you're gay, but because you're a Tarnished... *Impales you*
Tarnished comes back 2mins later: “harder”
He’s not homophobic, just racist
Messmer isn't homophobic, he's just racist
@@erikrose2803me irl
I genuinely thank you for apologizing to Lord Mohg. It has been brighter days after my lord beat the allegations.
Mohg may not have been a monster, but he's still very evil
@@deputyhobbs9683 no? the only dudes he kills are golden order people who are gonna try and kill him anyway. going off ansbach and even varre, they are some of the more excepting characters, somehow even varre doesn't disciminate that much compared to like most characters
@@bobbob-wg1il how am I supposed to discriminate when everyone is equally stupid?
Lord Mohg will have his dignity 🗣🗣🗣
@@bobbob-wg1il he has a lake of blood. you cant be good and have a lake of blood
If Messmer didn't die after the fight with the tarnished, he would've end up going all "fuck mom, i can do whatever i want" and realizing that he was born to serve CVNT and not to stay locked in a dark room
SOMEONE ELSE HAS MY TRANS MESSMER HEADCANON
@@Adora_Lucifera Messmer has that queer vibe not even Marika who's literally bigender has
It has something to do with the snakes and i dont know how to explain it to you
I always seen Messmer leaning more to being Non-binary, but trans Messmer could also work
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 for me he's actually non binary for sure, but that means transgender either way
@@lilostich_ Yeah, makes sense
Ansbach: "Oh, something you want to get off your chest? It was you, wasn't it? Who was gay with Lord Mohg? Ugh. Fear not, I hold no grudge against you. His eminence was felled in an honorable heartbreak, and such are the risks of seeking gay companionship. Besides, what right have I (a cis male) to complain? I blame the American enchantment more than anything. Righteous Tarnished, we will have our victory."
Igon is such a militant ally that it's actually slightly stressful. In any case he's been too wrapped up in hating homophobia (with every last drop of his being) to pause a moment and work out anything about his own sexuality.
CURSE YOU BAYLE
Igon's whole sexuality is based around being Baylephobic
Gotta introduce Thiollier to the Dragon Communion Priestess, she'll have a talk and give her hormones
imagine if you could get E from eating dragon hearts that would be so fucking metal
Nah Thiollier straight as shit
Dah fuck
Ansbach feels like one of those older gents who went through Elden Ring's Stonewall raid back in the day. Understanding, respectful, but also one of the hardest guys you'll ever meet. Would pull out a "back in my day" but in a good way, then proceed to smack the next person being homophobic to you over the head.
well probably he would just cut them to pieces with his scythe
Ansbach was that guy who was just there at the same time and decided to throw a brick at a cop
the grandma would never be homophobic.
She'd never be homophobic to dancing beast if they were gay
I joined the bloody fingers thinking it'd be a cool death cult only to find out it's a bunch of old gay men hanging out and watching re-runs of I love lucy, what the hell?!
The Igon voice clip was ESSENTIAL to the vibes
I think that Leda would just kill you for the possibility of you loving someone more than Miquella
The sapphic enemies to lovers tension between me and Moonrithyll's GIANT SWORD WHY DO YOU DO SO MUCH DAMAGE FUCK
"Well, thou'rt gay, it seemeth." fucking slayed me i am so glad i actually got into elden ring lore just so i could see and understand this whole video. thank you skewclip for my life
Ansbach also an ally of LGBT? This man just keeps winning.
With how much of a homie he is? No way he'd be bigoted
Well when he mentioned how Miquella wanted to use Mogh's body to be the vessel for his consort, he wasn't at all bothered by the fact Miquella wanted a man, just that he was defiling Mogh's body. That's basically canon.
I love these powerpoint presentation looking ass slides so much 😭
My favorite slides are the ones that turn into little birds :)
I really appreciate that you pronounced Thiollier correctly.
Leda is just a walking red flag
and I'm gonna walk right into it 😪
She's hot soooo...
At this point she's basically a howl's moving castle made from what were probably rainbow flags at one point, but, well... she's a little too enthusiastic in bed and the blood stains just won't wash out anymore...
She'd also have definitely been the homewrecker for Radahn and Leonard if you hadn't already done it (and if Radahn or Leonard had even the slightest interest in anything other than their ace bromance)
Leda is extremely homophobic towards anyone EXCEPT for Miquella. If you're gay for Miquella that's fine, but if you like somebody else you must be slain. She also thinks that women must be gay for Miquella too even tho he's a man, she hasn't quite figured out how that works (if you point out to her that she can't be gay for a man, she will stab herself to death feeling like a traitor)
@@skewclipno, leda Is completely crazy, she has a sick obsession with the gay leader of her religious sect, maybe she is extremely supportive with her leader's orientation but underneath she simps sooooo hard for him
Personally I believe Bayle isn’t exclusively homophobic but just generally hates everyone just cause he is too mad to single out a particular group.
100% agree with everything else though and am glad that Jerren got redeemed from F tier
Yeah he'd get mad regardless of what you are lol
He hates everything and everyone equally
Except placidusax he hates him the most
How was Jerren ever F tier is a mystery. He always gave off "definitely had a thing going with Radahn" vibes. At least to me, but I'm queer.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide He's also just like? A cool dude. Besties with Iji, is only hunting witches who mass murder sorcerors in pursuit of forbidden power (I love Sellen but siding with her for the spell and armor in my sorcerer run hurt so bad, it's hard being a moral mage). Even if he wasn't queer with Radahn (and he totally was) he spent hundreds of years holding the festival in the hope of eventually giving Radahn peace. Cleanrot Knight Finley and Jerren give me so many emotions, both were truly devoted to their lords (and probable lovers). I'm glad that you can actually give him a happy ending.
Bloodborne homophobia-tier list needs to happen asap!
Agreed - Lady Maria and the Doll are the first ones I would tell, of course
imagine telling alfred
@@Calvagh-07 “Oh, would you look at that, I’ve been beaten to a pulp”
In Bloodborne everyone is hunterphobic.
@@theawickward2255 as someone familiar with the lore, I'm immensely hunterphobic
Igon‘s a Transmasc who’s using his big strong man voice and muscles to help us kill Bayle who definitely called him a slur before
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEE
@@MasterofSwords991I HEREBY VOW
Bayle told him "Be more ladylike!" and he immediately transitioned out of spite
I feel like Messmer and Rellana are the typical couple that is secretly gay but they enjoy each other's company and they dont wanna raise eyebrows
SIBLINGS! DAMN YOU THEY'RE SIBLINGS! DON'T DO THAT!
edit: I've learned now!
@@artisan2906 Actually, they're aunt-and-nephew. Is that better or worse?
@@snowblind9551WORSE! DEAR GOOD GOD WORSE!
Thank you George RR Martin.
@@artisan2906Umm… no? Messmer is the son of Rellana’s sister’s ex-husband with *another woman* (Marika). There’s no blood relation between Rellana and Messmer. Worst case scenario, she was *briefly* his legal step-aunt, and then not again.
I feel like romina would be gay af but struggles to find someone who accepts her less human features
But that scorpion tail…😵💫
The risk makes it hotter
The only thing o don't accept of her is a lack of toxicognaths (which is more of a failing on from's end)
I VOLUNTER AS TRIBUTE
I think it's more likely she can't find anyone who can handle her 25 inch stinger 😵💫
nodding furiously in agreement despite only being 10 hours into elden ring
Always cool to see a new player, how far did you get into the game?
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 i've been generally following the grace light path, so i got up to margit and then decided to to go back and explore everything else in the other direction. i ventured a bit into caelid to get the meteorite staff, but got scared and decided to go back lol. im just wandering and fighting random guys now😁
@@myau1018 Cool, gravity magic is really good for breaking stance, so i would reccomend you getting the Misericorde, so you can get good crit damages, but it's just a suggestion, play the game however you like it, just make sure you're having fun
@@pessoaaleatoria2586 thanks for the advice!
I knew Ansbach was out of my league but I didn't need to hear it.
Love to see hardcore Elden Ring Queer content. Exactly what I needed.
As a bisexual woman can i just say how much i love seeint content like this in the elden ring fandom. Its great to know that theres a queer community around elden ring and they make hilarious videos like this! You guys are awesome!
from in general Is quite queer-ish and although the Japanese sometimes have a strange relationship with the LGBTQ+ community they are mostly supportive
@@somebody4094 Fromsoft is queerish? Really don't see it. But I assume one would think so due to the mythological elements. And mythologies usually have at least some queerish elements.
2:18 CURSE YOU BAYLE!!
I, HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE FOWL DRAGON!!
I will now be integrating trans lesbian thollier into my reading of elden ring congratulations on the opinion
Wanting to avoid telling Red Bear you're gay because he would roar "I'M GAYER!!!" and bite you with rabies and in madness, is all kinds of funny 💀
The bit about ads was so good
Thank you, it is one of my favorites lmao
You know, I was originally in the "St. Trina is a trans woman and Thiollier is a chaser" camp, but you make a strong argument
@@emv2917 this comment has opened my eyes and I demand they be forcibly shut again
@@RowanB6 try following messmer's tutorial
@@kingsteel2972 as horrifying as that is, I can't deny it would be effective
This comment is absolute gold
I'm so glad someone else saw Thiollier as an egg!
Also I agree with another commenter about Rellana and Messmer both being gay, mainly because I fucking love her (boss fight) so much. Wish she had an intro to the fight 😢
She deserved a cutscene so much 😭
thioller has INCREDIBLY long hair under the mask if you're able to check
@@Calvagh-07Thiollier x St. Trina is that one couple that stays in bed all day alternating cuddles and sleep (damn wish it was me)
@@spacecowboy5486weeeell since st's nectar is a bit deadly she should be careful with her lover
Jokes aside It is tremendous how much Messmer ends uo being a cool guy, not just in style but morality. Alot of his decisions are made by his Mother I never get the impression he hates anyone that he is crusading against. Even to us he seems to describe how he wont “Suffer a lord devoid of light.” While he is a Lord devoid of light.
He even says “O lightless creature, embrace thine oblivion as shall I.” He clearly takes Marika’s hatred to heart and self internalizes. While Morgott rebels against Marika for the Golden Order Messmer was probably her most loyal child and he realized how much she screwed him.
Not gonna lie I was waiting for the “CURSE YOU BAYEL” the entire video it was the best part and arguably the best entry in the series
I love how you gave the Furnace Golems the personality of a chronic collector, yes of course they want a gay person in their basket, they never had one before.
Tbh it's hard to NOT be gay for Messmer
He's like the ultimate twink
18 INCHES
as a gay man, yea...
As an asexual man i agree
As someone on the asexual spectrum I agree with being gay for messmer
Ansbach is the grizzled old gay guy at the bar who is happy to see that people are able to be more open these days
bayle living in phoenix arizona is just canon to me now
Igon is in my mind the kind of guy whod start a fistfight if he ever heard anything even remotely homophobic and scream at the top of his lungs throughout the entire fight.
Glad I'm not the only one who gets egg vibes from Throllier lol
(can use those poison making skills to brew up diy hrt and distribute it across the lands with the help of St Trina)
Egg?
@@spacecowboy5486trans but hasn't realized it yet! :3
He's just a shy guy who loves sleeping it ain't that deep
@@alfalldoot6715 shes just a eepy girl
9:30 the crucible is the source of all life, I believe that being devoid of order and pure expression of life all the knights of the crucible are pan, not strictly for each other but with everyone and love all life incorporating every aspect
If you take off the robes of the dancing lion the two dancers are wearing nothing but bags on their heads and an undergarment only slightly better than the wretch’s. So a little freaky too
Trans lesbian thiollier makes WAYYY too much sense lolol You've given me a lot to think about lol
OMFG I CAN'T KEEP SAYING THIS BUT WHY ARE THESE JUST OBJECTIVELY TRUE, 3 FOR 3 NOW
the mother of fingers being the patron saint of fingers is an interesting choice...
absolutely vital information for the lore, amazing video as always!
Also good luck on the final boss bc it took me like 10 hours 😭
Fun fact about Igon he is so powerful(because he is summoned mid fight) that he does not increase bayle's hp when summoned.. meaning you are actively making yourself weaker by not summoning him.
Moore:"Gay... forever?"
Erm actually thiollier is actually gay because he’s actually my boyfriend
Dragon Communion Priestess seems like that Supportive Aunt, you know what I’m saying?
This list was very clever. I liked the little details like rakshasa being mean but not being able to take a joke, since her armor set boosts damage done at the cost of more damage taken. Very funny!!
I'm so glad you liked that one, that is exactly how I meant it! :)
“If you’d be interested in a thousand-year voyage guided by compassion?”
Yo new pickup line just dropped
Considering how Leda killed the other needle knights because she saw them as less devoted, I feel like she'd be so gay with you, to the point where you'd have a fling, and then out of nowhere she'll just stab you while saying "YOURE NOT GAY ENOUGH!"
Good luck with “gitting gud”. Excellent video BTW.
thank you, I'm gonna need it lmao
Check out the “Let Me Tank Him” build if you want an easy route I know I did
Sekiro bosses
Gyoubo Masataka Oniwa: doesn’t really care, just wants to protect the castle gate.
Genichiro Ashina: Is just homophobic to spite you.
Folding screen monkeys: gay polyamory, need I say more?
Guardian Ape: Feral, doesn’t care, but he does have a giant centipede inside him sooo…
Corrupted Monk: A pansexual in her time, but infested to the point of carelessness.
Emma: A truly supportive woman and definitely a gentle dom lesbian.
Divine Dragon: Just like Elden Ring, Dragons are incredibly supportive.
Demon of Hatred: Corrupted beyond care, but the sculptor he once was is a closeted yet supportive homosexual.
Isshin: Just a really good ally. But even still, he will fight you to protect Ashina / honor his son’s dying wish.
Guardian Ape has a wife. They're probably into some kinky stuff with that centipede
The sculptor-dogen-kingfisher love triangle was real
The Fountainhead soccer ladies are lesbians. Quantum physics is simpler than their polycule dynamics.
the transitions are awesome 😭
These videos are fantastic. Please never stop
12:24 zullie has proved they have no clothes under the ritual cape so....
The funace golem fluttering away did something to me
I’m fairly certain the “In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear.” bit is referring to the hornsent locking them in the gaols, not the Lamenters themselves! Great video though!
Yeah I didn't get that when I was researching, but I totally see it now! and ty :)
This was genuinely one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in while! Thank you for blessing us with this masterpiece
tysm, I'm glad you liked it! :)
Thank you for making another excellent contribution to this series that balanced lore, game mechanics, and side splitting comedy.
As soon as I saw Bayle’s slide I was like “oh, Igon is gonna be #1, lol” and then he was and the voice clip made me LOSE IT
One of the best memes to come out of the DLC 👍
I'd say Bayle is super supportive. He fought Placidusax because of the discrimination against the Drakes (which Bayle is)
Man thinking about gay Hornsent immediately killing you after coming out, not because you're gay but because you're being led by the Erdtree is so funny
I bet Bayle and Placidusax used to be INCREDIBLY GAY with one another, like... wearing kink gear to a pride parade levels. Then Placi became Dragonlord and thus consort to somebody who isn't Bayle.
Cue an entire Game of Thrones Dragon Edition, with every scene of these two having unbearable sexual tension, the series culminating in their duel and mutual maiming
St. Trina really out here with that she/they enby representation
St. Trina and Thiollier exist for gender-queer ppl I just know it.
"Characters you would tell right away"
"Metyr mother of fingers"
That was legit good timing lol
“A fine addition to my collection”
-furnace golem clutching a gay person
Based Millicent enjoyer is a based Leda (tentative) enjoyer as well. Impeccable taste in women, no notes.
I would like to suggest transbian messmer headcanon, Rellana is just waiting for her to figure it out so they can be gay, do crusades together
Evil lesbians for the win!!!
Then Rellana couldn't get that writhing snake
Yippee! Another fun tierlist :3
On sir Ansbach his VA straight up narrated his quote in my mind, what a good fellow
Yippee!!!! I love this series soo much!!!!
In the game files Igon is referred to as "Ahab" like the one from Moby Dick and I think we all know what they say about sailors.
Bayle *would* live in Phoenix. Amazing (affectionate) that these are the best Elden Ring takes on the internet
Rellana may not be gay but I sure am (i kept throwing the fight so i could keep fighting her)
The vibe I get from Bayle is that he genuinely is too angry at literally everything to actually be homophobic. He's like one of those cringey "I'm not racist I just hate everyone" types except its real for him. The guy is so angry he sharped his own bones into spears so he could kill things harder. I don't think he has space in his brain to think about anything other than murder
Honestly, these videos are INCREDIBLY FUN to listen to/watch while playing Elden Ring
The only elden ring tier list that matters
"I'm gay"
Radahn: "First time?"
Actually disagree about the lamenter, those who saw his bliss with fear were the tower folk. He “tallies with the state of the denizens of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world.” That’s why he’s locked up in the gaol. He’s a queer elder maybe who experienced terrible homophobia? There isn’t really enough evidence on what exactly he embraced but it’s associated with imparting a sense of contentment and bliss but also blindness so might be more drug use coded instead.
Yeah I didn't originally catch that in the description when I was researching but I see it!
I appreciate that this is more of a "who I would come out to" tier list than a homophobia one because the red hair guy is really gay and into furrys but he is annoying
correction, radahn isn't just out of it, he's straight up asking for help, he is not miquella's consort consensually
This kinda feels like a Smartypants presentation. Like "cartoon characters who are invited to the cook out."
The dudes under Divine Beast Dancing Lion only wear UNDERWEAR.
Either the most gay couple in ER or two straight bros with no fragile masculinity, confortable being almost naked around each other while being possessed by the spirit of the divine lion.
Metyr, Mother of Fingers is the patron saint of lesbians? I wonder what ever could be the reason for that...
"tgirl" stands for "Thiollier girl" ✨
Ansbach may or may not have had a thing for mohg before Miquella stole their hearts, and Ymir transmasc theory??? (headcanon)
ymir Is probably genderfluid as tiollier
I'll never forgive Bayle for what he said to Fortissax when he brought his boyfriend Godwyn over for the Sax family dinner.