topnottalking it wasn’t an argument. Brian had asked Quagmire to explain why he didn’t like him. Had Brian retaliated, he would’ve just fueled Quagmire’s roast session.
except Quagmire barely owns up to the fact that he's awful... he shits on Brian for hitting on Lois when he's consistently done the same throughout the series, likely more times than Brian. Also, the dude is a sexual predator. You can't just casually spike women's drinks and hit on underage girls and then act like you're better than someone who is dishonest in relationships because hey, at least he owns up to it (which I actually haven't actually seen him do)
@@ravedeath7690 the show is so random and non canon that i believe it's the writers fault for that, it's hard to believe that glenn in this scene who appear to be logical and rational is the same idiot predatory glenn we knew in the other scenes
It's a cool detail, because Brian's question insinuates that Quagmire is being ridiculous for not liking Brian, which shows that Brian is so full of himself that he didn't even understand how anyone could dislike him, before Quagmire did his rant. He proved Quagmire's point right before Quagmire even dissected his personality flaws.
@@Mrpersonman0 They're not the same question. "Why don't you like me" would straightly ask the reason behind someone not liking you. It insinuates that the person asking just wants to know the specific reason why they're not liked by another person. "HOW could you not like me" also demands the specific reason for why a person isn't liked, however it addresses the manner of the person that's being asked, to question the other person's behavior and especially if their behavior is puzzling. Brian asked Quagmire how he could not like him, not just because he didn't understand his own flaws, but also because he genuinely didn't understand and did not like Quagmire personally disliking him. He addressed Quagmire as if his behavior was illogical or in the wrong because he did not like Brian. That's what we call a loaded question, and that was Brian's mistake in starting a serious talk.
It's not easy being a bore. I wasted too much time trying to do things so people would like me, and it turned out none of that mattered because in the end I was a bore. I eventually realized I should stop caring if people liked me. So I'm just a bore. Oh well.
@@taopilot2669 I doubt you’re that boring. You just need to stop caring what other people think and make an effort to do your own thing. I had t he same problem all through high school.
The one genuine question everyone wants to ask but due to social stigma as well as the actual effects of the question. Just can't. This scene holds way more weight than just a roast. I love it but also pity how real it is.
I wouldn’t say that’s too arrogant since your well liked by everyone, than all of the sudden one person doesn’t like you. That would be confusing. But yes saying “Why do you not like me?” is better.
@@KoopalingfanIt’s completely different, in my opinion. “Why” is a question aimed at one person. “For what reason don’t YOU like me?” is what that question means. “How can you not like me” is significantly more arrogant. It’s more a question like “For what possible reason could you NOT like me?” Which is insanely arrogant. It implies that there’s no logical reason to dislike you. It’s normally something people say tongue in cheek, or flirtatiously in a non serious way. If someone legitimately said “how can you not like me?” that to me is a huge mark of arrogance. It shows that you believe you are owed friendship and being liked, which nobody is.
I still find it kinda weird and oddly fascinating how Seth McFarlane managed to make, essentially an argument with himself, sound so realistic and emotional.
I feel like it was personal in a way. He's always said that Brian is the most similar to him out of all the characters in the show. Plus he doesn't even really change his voice for Brian , he just uses his normal one.
@@kgunitkeese17 not really. Asking "How can you not like me?" Comes at it like you find it incredulous that you're not liked, and not actually looking for an answer. "How come you don't like me?" comes across as a genuine question.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 you can assume why you're not liked, but I've had to ask why someone didn't like me, since I genuinely wanted to improve my relationship with them. Sometimes you don't really know what the problem someone else has with you is exactly.
I love how quagmire always hated Brian but never voiced the reasons until he was asked point plant. A lot of people “hate” others for no good reason but quagmire had the reasons, he just didn’t care enough or feel the inclination to voice them until called upon.
Everyone has their reasons. Quagmire benefits from having his speech prepared and scripted by a TV writer. Most people, when asked "why don't you like me?" are going to be too defensive and emotionally compromised to form a cogent argument.
My problem with this is everything he hates about. Brian is just himself he constantly hit on his best friend's wife and only one of them is an actual sex offender and sexual predator that spikes women's drinks and has had sex with underage girls multiple times. And yeah, while he can admit it, he doesn't change anything which makes him way worse than Brian because he hasn't done that being able to admit that you're wrong and then actively not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit it because you are acknowledged that you're doing something wrong, but then you choose to continue to do it
The moment brian realizes someone doesn't like him he immediately tries to get them to like him I'm pretty sure if quagmire started liking brian I'm pretty sure brian wouldn't care
@@videogamerlexis Huh, I honestly didn't know Seth voiced Quagmire, I know he voiced a lot of the characters on the show, just not quagmire, big oof on my part.
@@matguimond92 oh, but you CAN hate yourself, I know. I've done it. If you put me in a cage with another me, one of us would have strangled the other one.
Laura Eager I'm not sure if you can fly a plane without going to college to get some kind of degree and even if you don't, quagmire at least has a job that hasn't been useless or made people's lives worse like Brian.
@@couragew6260 I remember Quagmire actually saying to one of his kids(that he actually decides to take care of) that you dont need to go to college to be a pilot.
@@couragew6260 Yes he has. He slept with his best friend's wife, causing them to get divorced. So he is a hypocrite with that part considering he is much worse in that department.
Quagmire: “You constantly hit on your best friends wife and you’re a terrible father” Also Quagmire: Constantly hits on Lois, cheated with Cleveland’s wife and has many, many illegitimate children he’ll never see or visit.
Actually Cleveland’s wife cheated with Quagmire last I checked. Plus in the cases of those illegitimate children: Quagmire likely already left the mothers of those children before he knew they were pregnant
And even if is a Lecherous pervert still a good person (not perfect) but muuuuch better than Brian by Far, Brian represent those liberal middle class Douche leftist SJWs who think they are better than Anyone but like any middle class leftist are scum hidding in a cloak of Self-righteousness Like those Super Rich, actors and Music stars playin the social justice card when they despise average-poor people in general
No he wasn't. He lied when he said he was honest about how he dates women, he failed to mention that Brian actually DOES fight for his beliefs (like overturning ban on same-sex marriage, legalizing pot, fighting against dog discrimination etc), Brian HAS worked at the soup kitchen and Brian has never flaunted the fact that he drives a Prius.
Naw cause Quagmires ol fat chin ass be doin da same stuff and even worse. At least Brian is up front wit his women and not druggin them before havin sex wit em. Quagmire can shut da hell up and Peter needs to whoop his ass for foolin wit his dog.
Notice how Brian asks him "HOW can you not like me?" And not "WHY you don't like me?" Thats because in Brian's mind he is such a great and amazing being, so talented that everyone needs to love him, while in reality he is so delusional and in denial about himself, not even seeing how douchbag he actually is
As much as Quagmire comes off as hypocritical at some points, his criticisms aren't wrong. Brian really changed from the first few seasons and not at all in a good way.
0:35 Sad thing about this scene looking back, Brian could've easily shown some empathy for Quagmire here. Layoffs and salary cuts are never fun for anyone, and in Quagmire's field of flying it could've been a good chance to open that conversation about flight disruption and maybe even create a small bond between them. Conversation, especially when trying to make friends should flow naturally and not rely on what YOU want to talk about. Brian was never about making friends with Quagmire, it was just to boost his ego.
@@isaacmillen8789 well hold on he was and that is what he is explaining Brian asked about quagmire's work and he explained what's up to Brian but Brian being Brian didn't know how to connect to the conversation and end up back to square one
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Quagmire didn't at all tell him about his job. He in fact quite literally told Brian to not ask about it and to instead just look it up.
As Sigmund Freud said, what you despise in others often reflects what you despise in yourself. That works not just for Quagmire towards Brian in some respects, but also Brian towards a lot of the people he himself doesn't like.
isnt that the guy who was a crazed, incest defender? 😂 sigmund fraud isnt someone you should take seriously, bro was literally just trying to justify his own behavior, no one in the psychology field respects him at all.
Some people are missing the point, Quagmire is aware he’s all those things he pointed out to Brian, the difference is Quagmire isn’t trying to hide that he’s a terrible person, he’s telling Brian he’s just as bad as him
I don't think that's what he's doing. He admits that he does some of the things but alot of other things he's done and he's acting like he hasn't. I think this is just an continuity error
He is some of the things he said brian was but he was either up front about it or at least tries to hide it and he didn't try to have sex with his best friends wife he liked her but he tried to hide it
Spongebob really hasn’t done anything to anyone. He’s an annoying imbecile, but he’s a good worker, a decent friend, and generally not a menace to society. In fact on one occasion I think he actually calls out Squidward in his shit.
This is so painfully reminiscent of a road trip I went on with a woman who was so passive aggressive and I gave up trying to say anything witty. I eventually asked if everything was ok between us and got a three minute rant like this where she threw every accusation she could think of and said she should go out separate ways. 20 years later I got an apology email.
@@nelsonchereta816 no the atmosphere was more “ive just graduated from liberal arts college and im a feminist buddhist and you’re a white male patriarchal cis-gendered oppressor” she said in her email that she was immature at the time. She grew up, realised the world is more complex than she thought
The reason Quagmire was perfect for this rant was because he isn't saying this because he is better then Brian, he's saying this to prove Brian is no better than him
He said Brian is the worst person he knows. That is basically saying Brian is worse than him, which I'm sorry but he's not. Quagmire is a rapist, Brian isn't, so that case is closed.
The 1984 Project Yea the Literally Rapists is not better then the Guy who is only real gimmick is to be a 2010 Douchebag This kind of rant needed to come from someone that’s close to Brain someone who has a direct connection to him and his life Chris or even Stewie would have been better choice Especially Chris who gets no love from the writers to have him actually have a deeper connection to Brain would have been outstanding Stewie and Brain personal episodes are always money so no doubt it would have been great
2:11 2:13 "Driving A Prius Doesn't Make You Jesus Christ, Oh Wait You Don't Belive In Jesus Christ Or Any Religion For That Because Religion Is For Idiots"
No he doesn't. He just cherry picks Brian's mistakes and doesn't realize that Brian is a better person than him. I mean, he said Brian only complains about society and never does anything to improve it. Did he forget the lengths Brian went through to lift the ban on gay marriage (something Quagmire refused to help with)? On top of that, he claims Brian never worked at a soup kitchen but Brian was literally working in a soup kitchen few episodes earlier.
❌"How can you not like me?" ✅"I have noticed that there is some tension between us lately and I feel uncomfortable. Why do you dislike me and what can I do to fix this?"
@Zombie DPiece Probably to be honest. Not sure if its Seth being self aware or not though since he usually comes off as rather egotistical from what I have seen.
Indeed. People are missing the point. Quagmire isn't talking about how bad Brian is, nor is he trying to prove that Quagmire is above Brian in any way. He's simply stating why he dislikes Brian. Quagmire even states specifically that he wouldn't care about all that bullshit if Brian wasn't such a boring asshole.
@@ShadowNoCap because it could be said about everything people sit around and bitch about with no intention of rolling up their sleeves and helping actually fix it.
@@sonnieandjacob facts, it's like those videos about gum woth plastic cases or people eating dolphins and dogs, people bitch about it being wrong but are too lazy to actually do something about it, that and I also kinda get annoyed how when people find out about the dolphin eating, they only say it's fucked up because they're sea creatures without going over the major cons of it, yeah I'm not up for the dolphin eating myself but at least I don't just say don't eat dolphins, eat cows and any other eaten meat instead cause we milk them as well
Yea I didn't think this was serious in any way but people are suddenly acting like "yea this character is an asshole" as if they are anything like real people
I dont side with either one. They both lost sight of who they truly are. Brian was once a smart, voice of reason who actually loved women for their minds but somehow he let society change him and quagmire used to be a happy guy who gets along with everyone but now he has become full of hate for no reason. Heres a solution. Put them through the psychological detoxifier from rick and morty and Itll return them to their true selves
Seth is completly aware of what Brian's problems as a character are and why people dislike him so much, but instead of trying to make him improve in any way, he chooses to keep it that way, only being self aware
BILL CIPHER Yup, exactly. Family Guy doesn’t know how to be funny anymore so instead settles for cheap entertainment by making all the characters unlikable assholes.
@@oldgregg963 As I recall, he's not even writing for the show anymore, he let that in the hands of other people. He still makes the voices of the characters that he voiced since the start but I bet whenever he reads the script he's like "whatever the fuck did they do with my show?". Sure enough he probably wasn't hoping much from them but at least they could have done something worthwhile, but no, they do this.
Me especially when it comes to my stepdad. This scene lives rent-free in my head because I can picture it with my stepdad serving as Brian and me serving as Quagmire; me calling out my stepdad's abusive and pretentious bullshit and admitting that I've done some horrible things that I've regretted and even recently tried to fix.
@@GhostGuy99 dude, I get that so much. My father was...something else. He wasn't abusive, but he wasn't there for me much, not as much as I needed him to be, and my mom and I were more like utilities for him when he needed something done.
Lauren Ahiable I think Quagmire’s point with the Louis thing is that Brian should be grateful to Peter, yet he continues to take from him and try to sleep with his wife. It’s more about the fact that he’s ungrateful and greedy rather than the sexual interest. Quagmire has shown interest in Louis and slept with Loretta, but he doesn’t really owe anything to Peter and Cleveland. Sure, that’s bad behavior, but he is aware of that and accepts it, plus Loretta did consent to sleeping with him so that’s on her too. He’s certainly a perverted character, but he knows that and isn’t trying to deceive himself. The rest of his points are pretty straightforward and valid. Quagmire is not a perfect character (obviously, it’s Family Guy lol), but he is far from the worst and I think this is a pretty impressive moment for him.
Travis Stoudt tbh u may have a point. For the past few year Lois has turned into quite a bitch. She tried to sleep with megs boyfriend and fucked Bill Clinton, she hit Stewie with her car and didn’t take him to the hospital, she was a kleptomaniac for a while, causes Chris to be hazed on his first day of high school which resulted in him in running away, and even more.
Brian's interest in wanting to be friends with Quagmire didn't even feel sincere,bet he thought "how could someone not like me?" instead of "why does he not like me? maybe I don't treat people right?"
He says "How can you not like me?", and the sad part is, a lot of liberal minded people think similarly, they can't bear the thought of someone not liking them.
@@Retarded_Pooh I'm kind of liberal but I also accept criticism and I don't get mad at people having own personal opinions. And I do listen to reason like for example I personally don't believe guns should be outlawed I just believed this would be restrictions on them so they don't end up in the wrong hands. I am liberal-minded but I don't act like a jerk to others I have friends who are Trump supporters. And they are very good people so it's not true for all.
It's not that he thinks he didn't treat Quagmire right, he just wants to know why he isn't liked by him. I mean, Quagmire listed out everything wrong with Brian that made him hate him, which doesn't make sense because he is not that different from Brian. They're a lot alike than they think when it comes to women, not wanting a relationship but use them for sex.
@@vmc1203ify as bad as Quagmire is, and he is bad, Brian is definitely worse in my opinion mainly because he is so pretentious. Quagmire is somehow more of a likeable character because he's not disillusioned about who he is and he has a more level headed perspective of himself. Those are just my thoughts after watching much of the series. The reason why everyone always laughs whenever Brian fails at something or gets his ass kicked is because he's so arrogant, disrespectful and undeserving of any success in life. Quite a few scenes and episodes come to mind.
My favorite part is that quagmire didn’t even take a second to think about it, he just has this articulate and detail-oriented roast ready off the dome
when you have that much pent up frustration and the dam breaks, you dont really need a rehearsal, you can kinda just keep going til you run outta steam or say everything that needs said. It fuels itself. Its why as he rants he gets more and more angry, he's going down a list of grievances and being reminded to himself just how much he dislikes him, which lets him focus entirely on checking off every box without need to think.
This is one of things I often worry about myself. I'm not the most sociable person and so I feel like I don't have a ton to say, but I still enjoy the company of my friends. However, my friends tend to laugh and play around more with each other than me. One friend, who I've known for almost two years and consider a best friend, seems to be a lot more playful around someone who they've known for a few months. Exhibiting traits I haven't really seen when they were hanging out with me. Really bruises my ego and self-confidence, and makes me think they see me as a casual friend bordering on acquaintanceship.
I get it since was on the same boat but as I grew older I realized that if anybody is going to like me, I had to like myself first. It wasn't easy reprogramming my brain like that but eventually I came to not hate/Feel inadequate. Mainly because I stopped caring what other people thought about me and started doing things I liked. Eventually people who enjoyed my company still hang out while others simply went away. In the end I found that liking myself should come first then taking care of others second is my path to happiness.
I know a girl like Brian and I roast her for this all the time. She reads a lot of "research" to always back up the same textbook leftwing views on every subject. If all of your worldviews are lock step with the cultural left or right, then you are boring as hell. Don't bother talking to me, I know how you see the world on everything. I don't need to hear about your super deep dive into a very narrow pool.
Quite fitting, considering Brian is his Mary sue. That show is such a bore filled with nuisances. This is one oc the only scenes where I could laugh. And this scene is also gratifying.
Old Brian is missed to this day. I understood family guy straying away from evil Stewie later on because it got old but they had no reason to change Brian. He went from a guy who wasn’t perfect but a guy who you could rely on and call a true friend. Now he’s just a dick.
Who cares if it got old? Changing characters from a complete 180 only sets a precedence of laziness and inability. Who cares if people like Stewie or not? You're not going to like every character. The biggest problem with retconning characters, is when you're so used to it that some of the characters you DID like, you won't like any more because a hack of a writer can't keep consistency worth a damn and then throws in a Trump chicken fight for the lolz. Or their not so subtle approach to Republicans and/or Conservatism. I'm a liberal and I find their liberal agenda fascist. Liberalism means upholding "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" not the same quote minus those who don't fit your worldview. Quagmire is entirely right about the textbook liberal agenda and it fits Brian and Seth and Family Guy to a T. As he is entirely textbook generic about his liberal views. He's just not as self-aware anymore because he's a closeted conservative. Ever seen American Dad? That show is pro-conservative AF and its far more hilarious and entertaining. Family Guy has had its moments over the years and once in a while, they'll make another one, but its becoming increasingly sporadic with Seth's poor writing habits. Seth himself has admitted his love and effort goes into American Dad. Albeit no adult cartoon is better than King of the Hill. Thanks for reading.
@@OneManCast there is no pro agenda with American Dad, that's part of the joke, Stan is as "red blooded American" as it comes. Tbf, Seth didn't want to do all these seasons of Family Guy and only wanted to do about 4 season before moving on to other projects
No, Brian is worst. Brian is self indulgent, self arrogant and super pretentious. Yes, I know all of quagmires faults but he can admit them at least and that alone makes him a better person. Pretentious people are the worst to be around. They’re insufferable
@@maciek8159 when quagmire never admits to them. Plus how can you say Brian's the worst. When he showed up and offered up both kidneys to Peter. While quagmire saw best happened to Peter and didn't visit him in the hospital once.
The fact that Brian said “How can you not like me?” Instead of something like “Why don’t you like me?” is probably what made him even more unlikeable in Quagmire’s book.
@@samflood5631 how and why are two different questions.. *How* implies that its nearly impossible not to like him, or as if there is nothing not to like about him
No, Quagmire hated Brian before that. The sister thing just made it worse because at that point Brian knew Quagmire hated him and rather than just flat out asking him why like he does here, he tries to be awkward and make it seem like a coincidence instead, making a few off hand remarks that get him in trouble.
Quagmire doesn’t hate Brian because of all the bad things he’s done (Quagmire has done just as much if not worse), he hates him because he’s dishonest and pretends that he’s a better person than he is.
Quagmire is no saint himself, but in this episode he was the avatar of the many long time Family Guy fans who have grown to dislike Brian over the years for all the reasons Quagmire listed.
Quagmire already said he is awful to but he is honest about it, he's trying to prove a point, that is brian is no better than him and not quagmire is better than brian.
@@skateurself I mean, Brian only cares about being with the minority, which rush said in the episode, that he doesn't care about political opinions rather than being against everyone as a testament for his intellectualism.
@@theradmadlad7681 Yeah I always found Brian pretentious. He acts like he is annoyed by most of the family most days save Stewie but he would be on the streets if he wasn't living with them.
The comment section is basically: 60% of people agreeing with how much of a jerk Brian has become. 25% bashing on Quagmire. 10% saying how Brain is similar to Seth McFarline and 5% people pointing this out.
This is both one of the best and worst scenes. It is so cathartic to see Brian be knocked off of his high-horse, even for a little bit. It’s a fantastically beautiful rant about why Brian is so awful. The bad is that this shows that Seth knows all the bad things about Brian, things that the people who watch his show criticize, but he hasn’t changed Brian’s character. It would have been so much better if this was something that kept getting brought up, or something similar to the way they handled Brian’s book, have it in the background but always have it present. They could have made Brian the likable character he was in the early seasons, but now he’s just a husk of his former self. Now, Brian is just an evil demon wearing the skin of someone who was once so nice. Edit: I forgot about Seth not writing anymore, so just replace “Seth” with “The Writers”.
It's coming from a guy that admits that he does wrong but doesn't change it. Being able to admit something but not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit Quagmire is a sex offender and sexual predator who slept with underage girls multiple times who also hits on his best friend's wife so he's also a hypocrite
The "worst" part about Brian is what he says right before Quagmire erupts: "How can you not like me?" Not "why don't you", but "how can you not". Brian is so self-absorbed and so sure of his own likability that he cannot understand how someone could not like him. He has a thousand faults on top of the ones Quagmire listed, and if he gave a damn about anyone other than himself, he'd see "how" someone could view him as a rotten person. Instead, he's stuck in a fantasy world he's constructed in which he's such a great guy and so far above everyone else that for someone to not like him is simply inconceivable. "How can you not like me" is not a question anyone should ever ask.
@@espnluver7525 But at least he didn't try to rape her once, strangely. Its Louis being the infidel wife! Consenting to sleep with Quag when Peter lost his memo.
Sad thing is he still had the moral high ground because as he says, he does all that too but he's honest about it. Hell admits to being a terrible human being.
Brian is one of the worst characters on his show for a couple of years now. When he died, I didn't even shed a tear, but when they brought him back, I said 'WHAT THE FUCK?! AS IT WAS GETTING GOOD, YOU FUCKED IT UP!"
I mean I'm left wing and he really isn't wrong about a lot of performative bullshit a lot of liberals do. I dont think its political, plenty of people get on like they give a shit about what they believe in but hardly practice it, be it some smug athiest asshole who thinks he's smarter than everyone else or a monotheistic believer thinking everyone but them is going to hell.
@Lewis Paul Hey man at least he’s honest. But you’re kinda right too, I’d say basically the entire 2010’s and onwards is when the left really started going haywire.
@@sandran17 I’ve noticed Americans in general all over the spectrum pretend to give a shit about people in need when they really don’t. But liberals do more damage. They’ll say blm but when it comes down to actual change you cannot rely on them at all
Admit it, there's at least ten people you know in your life that you have a lecture just like this ready and waiting to be unleashed. EDIT: ... Well... That's a lot of likes.
Not anymore. Bitter complaining tirades (couched as "ass-chewing") aren't really effective at promoting positive behaviors / reflection, so there's little point in them.
This is so ridiculous. Quagmire is most of these things but worse. He not only hits on his best friend's wives but also their daughters. He continuously rapes and drugs random women he finds at the bar, but still thinks it's better to admit that he does and feel proud of it rather than to deny or feel guilty that he does like Brian. On top of that the few women that he did hit it off with have his children that he neglects to see so he can't even call Brian a terrible father when he abandons hundreds of his own children. And in recent episodes, he acts like a sad, pathetic, and boring old cat lady, so there's no right for him to call anyone else a bore. Plus his career as a pilot is kind of questionable. He does a lot of weird things during his shifts and often puts his passengers lives in dangwr because of his own antics.
Travis Stoudt The core is that Quagmire, owns his flaws. How about Brian being a bleeding heart, but not actually volunteering his own time to improve anything? It’s a valid jab at an awful lot of liberals. I’m a left myself and conservatives are over represented every time I volunteer or donate blood.
Yeah. Saying “how can you not like me” is like saying “you have no right to dislike me, how can you possibly defend your crime,” in a seemingly nicer form. Now, “why do you not like me” is a genuine question. And many of the things Quagmire said was proved in that one statement; Brian’s narcissism.
@@skxlter5747 the definition of what hot means to me or to you are different And if she was generally hot (aka the standard of beauty or whatever) and she acted like Brian I wouldn't like her either
I mean Brian was trying to be a good person to Quagmire this scene so his question is genuine at this moment. He's not saying Quagmire HAS to like him.
He’s not sly about it though. Lois and Quagmire both know how he is and he respects Peter enough not to break his trust. There has been one or two times he has slept with Lois but it’s hard to tell if those are part of the current continuity.
But he doesn’t live with Peter and his family. Imagine living with a whole family, getting all your needs met by their paychecks, and having the gall to openly flirt with your best friend’s wife-while giving advice to and hanging out with their kids.
@@ReconNarwhal as soon as Peter and Lois split, Quagmire went right for her and almost slept with her. Ya you can they aren’t together anymore but that’s still a really bad friend
I know a guy like that. He bytches and complains about homelessness and greedy Republicans but does nothing but complain and bash those trying to make something of themselves. He has a communication degree but works in a warehouse doing "grunt work". He could go work in the public relations department of a homeless shelter but would rather bytch and complain about it all than do something about it What a total loser!
Timothy Chavis I feel like we didn't see it cause they couldn't really decide on the reactions like that. The best woulda been a angry face going towards him dropping his jaw a little with sadness, but nothing really happened for Brian to be that angry ig
Not really, Quagmire does recognize that he dates women only for their bodies, but they know that, he doesn't lie or manipulate them, he doesn't treat them like shit, etc. Plus, outside of this, he is a fairly nice guy.
@@Igotnoidea42lol what? Do you really believe that he gets a lot of women because he is honest with them? Lol he lies and manipulates them as Brian does. The only difference is Glenn is infantile child, who can't even develop relationships further than Brian. Brian at least tries but fails, because building relationship is hard
To be fair at least 2-3 of his points were so much worse if they were turned around on him. Brian may be a bad Father, but at least he's a Father at all. Although he never sees his son, at least he and the entire show recognizes the boy exists. For Quagmire, at least 80% of his children, for as far as he or any of Family Guy's viewers know, don't exist. Although Quagmire is open about his sexual tendencies and disrespect toward women, that doesn't excuse the fact he's quite literally a sexual offender. Quagmire has also hit on Lois several times (as well as other women obviously). Just cause he doesn't anymore doesn't excuse it. Brian is a lousy writer unfortunately, he got him there. Brian doesn't exactly have a definitive job that he can be considered good at, and therefore no money to pay people back. Stewie literally had to torture Brian just for him to pay the kid back. Brian isn't exactly a bore neccesarily, but he's definitely less charismatic and comedic than Quagmire. But that's because Brian's usually more mature and sophisticated than Quagmire. Unfortunately most of his sophisticated talk is bs.
@-Limit breaker tenkaichi SS4 fan- Hey, I did not direct my comment towards you. If you aren't going to respect people who have different beliefs, different opinions, then I see how you would easily start making fun of someone who does not believe in what you do.
Quagmire really does have a point. Besides Lois and Peter, Brian has probably had the worst character development during the duration of the show. In seasons 1-3, he was a good character, he was the one there to talk sense into others but he still a hint of humor and sarcasm. Seasons 4-8, he was starting to grow into a douchebag, but still a bit tolerable. But season 9 is where it all started to go downhill with the characters. I feel like when Seth MacFarlane started to get less and less involved in the writing of the show, the other writers just started to take ahold of the show themselves and didn't put as much care into the episodes as before. Perfect comparison is Spongebob. Seasons 1-3 were pristine. Perfect writing and hilarious episodes. After the first movie, Stephen Hillenburg started to get less involved in the writing but once Hillenburg stopped getting involved in the writing process and then eventually died, the other writers *cough* Paul Tibbet *cough cough* turned the entire show into a shit show. It looks like something they would show in a nursery while the mom is recovering after delivering the baby. See what I mean? Once the creators get less and less involved in the show's production, it will eventually turn into a nonsensical steaming pile of shit that no one will watch and enjoy anymore.
Man I've seriously never read anything more wrong. 1: First of His character is actually getting a lot better. 2: And you realize seth has wrote less then 10 episodes thiughtout out the entire show.
Personally, i hated Brian even in the earlier seasons, he still had drug and alcohol problems back then plus the fact he forcefully did it with Carter’s dog and running off with her.
It’s not so much about character development. Rather it’s Flanderization. The characters are exaggerated to the point where they’re not even real people anymore. The reason why this works so much is that Quagmire’s rant is Seth apologizing for turning Brian into his soapbox for political views.
@@AkameGaKillfan777 as far as i know Quagmire doesnt pretend hes deep( or try to seem like hes better than everyone else) Hes an asshole but at least hes honest
@@AkameGaKillfan777 yea but he doesn't hide behind some holier than thou persona. That's what he's ripping into Brian about more than just the horrible things he does
@@Loewemon25 Quagmire is a hypocrite, and unlike Brian, has done bad enough deeds to go to prison. Family Guy can't do drama, and this isn't even their worst attempt at it. The one that is worse, suprise suprise, involves Quagmire.
@@Loewemon25 Also this entire scene reeks of a holier-than-thou superiority complex. Quagmire either doesn't want to look inwards, or tries to justify his sins.
I legit agree. There is nothing to like about Holden. Not only is Holden a “spoiled brat”, he’s also a self-righteous ass. Throughout the entire book, especially in the beginning, he talks badly about people, but he’s the only good person in his school. He doesn’t say it directly, but Holden definitely implies that. Let’s operate under the assumption that Brian is a real life person. He also tries to be the voice of reason, or the “smart one”, in the obviously dysfunctional family. That’s the sort of thing Brian would bring up in a formal conversation, shift attention towards himself. Do you know how short ‘The Catcher in the Rye’ would have been, if Holden humbled himself, shortly after the conversation with his former teacher.
@@robertrowley4929how you can hardly call Holden the protagonist? He is the protagonist, there is not an opinion on that. And still me and many others found him very likable or i least see myself in him
Rule of thumb is, if someone makes it clear that they’re not interested in being friends with you, it’s best to just leave them be. Forcing yourself upon them will only irritate them more. But I can understand where Brian is coming from though, Quagmire used to be cool with Brian in the earlier seasons and then just started being rude asf to him out of nowhere. If I were him that would leave me pretty confused too.
Brian started to be the bad he is today after the early seasons (4-7 season) and then get worse in the rest of seasons. Quagmire is a sex offender but atleast he is inteligent, there could be at least one thing that made Quagmire say "This guy is not so good" and started to be worst around him more and more as the time passed and Brian get even worse and worse. Also Brian is that type of person (Like one i know myself) that thinks everyone is into him, should be into him, and if that person cant be into him shoudl like him and think good things about him. Brian is just a douchebag
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This is the most serious and articulate I’ve ever seen Quagmire.
Ghosty the episodes with his family are lowkey pretty good if I remember them all correctly
Tell quagmire that he's a sex offender, Brian. You'd win the argument, eeaasily
@L3- -37 sex offender is worse than being a ''bore''
topnottalking it wasn’t an argument. Brian had asked Quagmire to explain why he didn’t like him. Had Brian retaliated, he would’ve just fueled Quagmire’s roast session.
@@masterinsatiable6656 not really most of the shit Quagmire's saying he does himself so it's real easy to say "bitch you do that shit too"
The battle between a terrible person who owns that he is awful, and a terrible person that refuses to admit it.
facts
except Quagmire barely owns up to the fact that he's awful... he shits on Brian for hitting on Lois when he's consistently done the same throughout the series, likely more times than Brian. Also, the dude is a sexual predator. You can't just casually spike women's drinks and hit on underage girls and then act like you're better than someone who is dishonest in relationships because hey, at least he owns up to it (which I actually haven't actually seen him do)
The issue is that the person that owns it has done FAR worse stuff...
@@ravedeath7690 the show is so random and non canon that i believe it's the writers fault for that, it's hard to believe that glenn in this scene who appear to be logical and rational is the same idiot predatory glenn we knew in the other scenes
@@ravedeath7690 to quagmires point Peter took Brian in that's different
Brian saying "how can you not like me" instead of "why don't you like me" or something like that is easily my favorite thing about this scene
Quagmire's “this mf” look right after that is perfect
That's absolutely nothing that tells about his personality you're idiot
It's a cool detail, because Brian's question insinuates that Quagmire is being ridiculous for not liking Brian, which shows that Brian is so full of himself that he didn't even understand how anyone could dislike him, before Quagmire did his rant. He proved Quagmire's point right before Quagmire even dissected his personality flaws.
@@Mrpersonman0 I said shut up you dork
@@Mrpersonman0 They're not the same question. "Why don't you like me" would straightly ask the reason behind someone not liking you. It insinuates that the person asking just wants to know the specific reason why they're not liked by another person. "HOW could you not like me" also demands the specific reason for why a person isn't liked, however it addresses the manner of the person that's being asked, to question the other person's behavior and especially if their behavior is puzzling. Brian asked Quagmire how he could not like him, not just because he didn't understand his own flaws, but also because he genuinely didn't understand and did not like Quagmire personally disliking him. He addressed Quagmire as if his behavior was illogical or in the wrong because he did not like Brian. That's what we call a loaded question, and that was Brian's mistake in starting a serious talk.
"You want me to sit here and explain to you how a plane works?"
I'm dead 💀💀💀
“I dunno, yeah.”
@@firmlygraspit43 “You wanna maybe just go.”
Should've just said engine = power, air goes over wings become lift boom, and up to quagmire tell him the controls
@@PXLFrosty84”Quagmire come on, I’m really trying hard here.”
@@SourGummi1118" who asked you to try hard?"
Quagmire: “How’s that son of yours, that you never see?”
Every child of Quagmire: *._.*
He didn't know they exist lol
@@zagoat9384 actually he knows some of them.
@@zagoat9384 he gave his daughter up for adoption.
@@alphareturns5988 False and didn’t
@Indoctrinated Truth No he didn’t many times dumbass
"I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore." - The deepest cutting line in the whole speech
Quagmire may be a much worse person but he’s right. Current Brian is a bore.
@@CaptainKotetsu Quagmire worse? LOL nope
@@stellarvinny2886 Pretentious Liberal vs Sexual Predator.
It’s a bit of a toss up tbh. Quagmire is more fun to watch though.
It's not easy being a bore. I wasted too much time trying to do things so people would like me, and it turned out none of that mattered because in the end I was a bore.
I eventually realized I should stop caring if people liked me. So I'm just a bore. Oh well.
@@taopilot2669 I doubt you’re that boring. You just need to stop caring what other people think and make an effort to do your own thing. I had t he same problem all through high school.
"How can you not like me?"
Well for starters, you actually asked that question out loud.
He should've asked "Give me a chance." Instead, he was selfish.
GrandmasterDevo 💯
lmfao right
The one genuine question everyone wants to ask but due to social stigma as well as the actual effects of the question. Just can't.
This scene holds way more weight than just a roast. I love it but also pity how real it is.
"why dont you like me?" would have been better
I think Brian saying *"How can* you not like me" instead of *"Why do* you not like me" says a lot & it only makes Quagmire's point even stronger
I wouldn’t say that’s too arrogant since your well liked by everyone, than all of the sudden one person doesn’t like you. That would be confusing. But yes saying “Why do you not like me?” is better.
@@Koopalingfan It is the epitome of arrogance. Because it means you are aware of your status among other people and believe you are entitled to it.
@@NinetooNineI see your point, but still.
@@KoopalingfanIt’s completely different, in my opinion. “Why” is a question aimed at one person. “For what reason don’t YOU like me?” is what that question means. “How can you not like me” is significantly more arrogant. It’s more a question like “For what possible reason could you NOT like me?” Which is insanely arrogant. It implies that there’s no logical reason to dislike you. It’s normally something people say tongue in cheek, or flirtatiously in a non serious way. If someone legitimately said “how can you not like me?” that to me is a huge mark of arrogance. It shows that you believe you are owed friendship and being liked, which nobody is.
@@ivans562 Sure your right about that. But Brian didn’t know why Quagmire didn’t like him.
“Driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ.” Someone needs to tell that to my sister in law
s staners burn
Somebody needs to tell that to Jesus!
Have you tried telling her that?
I know right!? Jesus would drive a Tesla.
Wait until she gets a Tesla...
I still find it kinda weird and oddly fascinating how Seth McFarlane managed to make, essentially an argument with himself, sound so realistic and emotional.
Kinda like his Ego and Id arguing.
I feel like it was personal in a way. He's always said that Brian is the most similar to him out of all the characters in the show. Plus he doesn't even really change his voice for Brian , he just uses his normal one.
Most Family Guy scenes are of Seth McFarlane talking to himself and maybe one or two other voice actors.
he has a big vocal range
@@albinosquirrel7895 he actually based brian off himself and his experiences which makes this argument even more entertaining lmao
"How can you not like me?"
Most pretentious, arrogant thing I've ever heard.
Amen, brother.
Not necessarily. It can be construed as "How come you don't like me?" Different wordplay but it operates the same way.
@@kgunitkeese17 not really. Asking "How can you not like me?" Comes at it like you find it incredulous that you're not liked, and not actually looking for an answer. "How come you don't like me?" comes across as a genuine question.
@@tincanmaniac1931 as if it's a sense of entitlement or just completely dumbfounded that you don't see why you're not liked.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 you can assume why you're not liked, but I've had to ask why someone didn't like me, since I genuinely wanted to improve my relationship with them. Sometimes you don't really know what the problem someone else has with you is exactly.
I love how quagmire always hated Brian but never voiced the reasons until he was asked point plant. A lot of people “hate” others for no good reason but quagmire had the reasons, he just didn’t care enough or feel the inclination to voice them until called upon.
Everyone has their reasons. Quagmire benefits from having his speech prepared and scripted by a TV writer. Most people, when asked "why don't you like me?" are going to be too defensive and emotionally compromised to form a cogent argument.
My problem with this is everything he hates about. Brian is just himself he constantly hit on his best friend's wife and only one of them is an actual sex offender and sexual predator that spikes women's drinks and has had sex with underage girls multiple times. And yeah, while he can admit it, he doesn't change anything which makes him way worse than Brian because he hasn't done that being able to admit that you're wrong and then actively not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit it because you are acknowledged that you're doing something wrong, but then you choose to continue to do it
Yeah good ole quagmire effing Clevelands wife and spying on Lois peeing for years and such and such what a great guy.
@@georgeprchal3924 nobody denies that, mate, but at least he doesn’t pretend to be something that he’s not!
@@Chief24914 and had it been from anyone other than Quagmire it may have held weight.
The moment brian realizes someone doesn't like him he immediately tries to get them to like him I'm pretty sure if quagmire started liking brian I'm pretty sure brian wouldn't care
@@chapthanthunderkid1235 yeah that was the point where they really dont know each other
They've improved in later seasons
@@chapthanthunderkid1235 that was pretty much every episode that came before this.
Aye I’m your 1000th like!
@@skollandhati9961 I wasn't actually expecting that XD
I love this clip because it’s just Seth McFarlane roasting himself 😂
Wait, Seth voices Quagmire? I didn’t know that.
@@9Ray_ Seth does voice Quagmire as well as MANY other characters in the series. This is common knowledge.
@@videogamerlexis Huh, I honestly didn't know Seth voiced Quagmire, I know he voiced a lot of the characters on the show, just not quagmire, big oof on my part.
if you can't hate yourself I guess
@@matguimond92 oh, but you CAN hate yourself, I know. I've done it. If you put me in a cage with another me, one of us would have strangled the other one.
"Who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice!"
I love that part! lol
But he passed college in one episode about farming and stuff
Haha I’m not sure quagmire went to college...🤷🏻♀️
Laura Eager
I'm not sure if you can fly a plane without going to college to get some kind of degree and even if you don't, quagmire at least has a job that hasn't been useless or made people's lives worse like Brian.
@@couragew6260 I remember Quagmire actually saying to one of his kids(that he actually decides to take care of) that you dont need to go to college to be a pilot.
@@couragew6260 Yes he has. He slept with his best friend's wife, causing them to get divorced. So he is a hypocrite with that part considering he is much worse in that department.
Quagmire: “You constantly hit on your best friends wife and you’re a terrible father”
Also Quagmire: Constantly hits on Lois, cheated with Cleveland’s wife and has many, many illegitimate children he’ll never see or visit.
He's not saying he's better he's saying they are both assholes
Hypocrite
Pretty much
Actually Cleveland’s wife cheated with Quagmire last I checked. Plus in the cases of those illegitimate children: Quagmire likely already left the mothers of those children before he knew they were pregnant
The point is they are both bad characters, but one owns it and other acts superior to everyone else
Quagmire just spit the most brutal bars I’ve ever heard
Jamie Lee he’s gone after Lois numerous times and yells at Brian for liking her
In my book he did the right thing
Quagmire wins:fatality
People are so lame nowadays
I was gonna like you’re comment but u got 666 likes
And yet Brian learned nothing. Not only that, he continues to get worse.
Tyree yet he’s still not wrong.
Ethan And? He is 10x worse than Brian has ever been. Pretentious douchebag vs raping pervert. No contest. Y’all just get off on hating Brian.
@@TheMryoungty1 it's a cartoon fucking numbnuts. Your argument sucks and so do you 🖕
The Kickboxing Community Then don't complain about brain?
@@notanarsonist7348 Where did I do that?
Quagmire doing charity work is the most selfless thing I've heard anyone do in this show
And even if is a Lecherous pervert still a good person (not perfect) but muuuuch better than Brian by Far, Brian represent those liberal middle class Douche leftist SJWs who think they are better than Anyone but like any middle class leftist are scum hidding in a cloak of Self-righteousness
Like those Super Rich, actors and Music stars playin the social justice card when they despise average-poor people in general
He probably does it just to pick up homeless chicks just to sleep with them. Not because he cares about the homeless.
There's zero scenes of him volunteering at a soup kitchen
@@KASHKUR_7.62 And then there is Keanu Reeves.
@@KASHKUR_7.62 Well lust is only the second circle of hell.
The worst part is Quagmire was 100% right.
No he wasn't. He lied when he said he was honest about how he dates women, he failed to mention that Brian actually DOES fight for his beliefs (like overturning ban on same-sex marriage, legalizing pot, fighting against dog discrimination etc), Brian HAS worked at the soup kitchen and Brian has never flaunted the fact that he drives a Prius.
Is no one gonna talk about all the times Quagmire went after Lois.......AND her daughter?
I think he's a hypocrite.
@@RM2011ish ikr
@@vetarlittorf1807 Not to mention, that Glenn managed to become more worse than Brian since he is a sex offender.
I used to not like Quagmire for hating Brian. But when I saw this, he actually has a good, logical reason to
Hasan Ahmed um what's a bore
Alex Bones He's boring
Hasan Ahmed thx
Naw cause Quagmires ol fat chin ass be doin da same stuff and even worse. At least Brian is up front wit his women and not druggin them before havin sex wit em. Quagmire can shut da hell up and Peter needs to whoop his ass for foolin wit his dog.
And yes i do understand dat dis is just a cartoon, buy when u watch it for so many years, dat shit seems so real and normal.
Notice how Brian asks him "HOW can you not like me?" And not "WHY you don't like me?"
Thats because in Brian's mind he is such a great and amazing being, so talented that everyone needs to love him, while in reality he is so delusional and in denial about himself, not even seeing how douchbag he actually is
Not really a dog wants love from everyone.
I mean that's basic 101. Lol
@@Beyond-Mysteries So true and highlights his canine qualities in tandem with his human ones.
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a dog that has a mind of a cat
As much as Quagmire comes off as hypocritical at some points, his criticisms aren't wrong. Brian really changed from the first few seasons and not at all in a good way.
Yeah but Quagmire is worse
Jonathan Pascual ya your right Brian wasn’t as bad but now he became a less terrible quagmire.
At least quagmire is honest about his fault
quagmire atleast is usually honest about it
@@TerrierMartello that doesn't make him much better
Seth expressed how the writers of his show failed his dog.
*Such a bore.*
“BRIAN HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD WHEN YOU HAVE MET JESUS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS”
That’s what I wished he said
they were trying to keep it as realistic and relatable as possible
Maybe he’s just stubborn.
Even in the second season when Peter pretended to be this great healer and bad things were happening to the family he said that God was pissed
@@jasmineroach1961 people can change over time.
Actually yes through out the show Jesus has been seen in the griffin household multiple times and he still doesn’t believe in religion. 🧐
It's funny how Brian doesn't believe in Jesus Christ even though he met him more than once.
Exactly! That’s what I thought too!!😂
He's an atheist
@@Rosemary_bae yes and Guillermo Calvillo explained why it's funny
@Obama Oppresser how can I not believe who he is if he's Jesus?
thats the joke, cause thats how it works.
0:35 Sad thing about this scene looking back, Brian could've easily shown some empathy for Quagmire here. Layoffs and salary cuts are never fun for anyone, and in Quagmire's field of flying it could've been a good chance to open that conversation about flight disruption and maybe even create a small bond between them. Conversation, especially when trying to make friends should flow naturally and not rely on what YOU want to talk about.
Brian was never about making friends with Quagmire, it was just to boost his ego.
The best observation of Brian I've read. His ego was bruised.
The problem with that is that Brian was trying to get a conversation going and Quagmire wasn't allowing it
@@isaacmillen8789 well hold on he was and that is what he is explaining Brian asked about quagmire's work and he explained what's up to Brian but Brian being Brian didn't know how to connect to the conversation and end up back to square one
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Quagmire didn't at all tell him about his job. He in fact quite literally told Brian to not ask about it and to instead just look it up.
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Take that part at 0:35 about layoffs, Brian says "yeah?" in other words, he asks Quagmire to elaborate which he refused to to.
As Sigmund Freud said, what you despise in others often reflects what you despise in yourself. That works not just for Quagmire towards Brian in some respects, but also Brian towards a lot of the people he himself doesn't like.
isnt that the guy who was a crazed, incest defender? 😂
sigmund fraud isnt someone you should take seriously, bro was literally just trying to justify his own behavior, no one in the psychology field respects him at all.
It's cool how smart and serious quagmire can be when he isn't thinking about sex
This the current Quagmire
Post nut clarity
He must be a real dick during November
Hating people for not enough good reason - is not cool! Quagmire is awful here!
@@roinerov9348 But you have to admit that he has the point.
Some people are missing the point, Quagmire is aware he’s all those things he pointed out to Brian, the difference is Quagmire isn’t trying to hide that he’s a terrible person, he’s telling Brian he’s just as bad as him
I don't think that's what he's doing. He admits that he does some of the things but alot of other things he's done and he's acting like he hasn't. I think this is just an continuity error
No Quagmire didnt say why he thinks Braian is a bad person but why he didnt like him. You can like nad person
He is some of the things he said brian was but he was either up front about it or at least tries to hide it and he didn't try to have sex with his best friends wife he liked her but he tried to hide it
But he lessens that he’s a rapist by saying “Sure, I date women for their bodies”
What I find funny is this is just Seth macfarlane Talking To himself on making fun of himself in a joking But serious way
I'm surprised Squidward hasn't done the same thing to Spongebob yet. At least to this degree.
Super Smash Revan Spongebob isn’t a bad enough person to warrant such a roast.
Spongebob really hasn’t done anything to anyone. He’s an annoying imbecile, but he’s a good worker, a decent friend, and generally not a menace to society.
In fact on one occasion I think he actually calls out Squidward in his shit.
Squidward tells Spongebob and Patrick off ALL THE TIME, they just don't hear it.
@@Amadeus8484 actually they do hear it but there just too stupid to realise there being insulted
@@slitchey That is what I meant haha.
This is so painfully reminiscent of a road trip I went on with a woman who was so passive aggressive and I gave up trying to say anything witty. I eventually asked if everything was ok between us and got a three minute rant like this where she threw every accusation she could think of and said she should go out separate ways. 20 years later I got an apology email.
Was the apology email passive aggressive? Lol
LOL! 20 years? Did she find religion or join AA?
@@nelsonchereta816 no the atmosphere was more “ive just graduated from liberal arts college and im a feminist buddhist and you’re a white male patriarchal cis-gendered oppressor” she said in her email that she was immature at the time. She grew up, realised the world is more complex than she thought
Я хожу на группу поддержки для людей с биполярным расстройством и у меня тоже с одним человеком проблема, я ей не нравлюсь
@@1seansouth I mean, even it took 20 years, At least someone admits they was wrong. Did yall become friends again or you left it at the email
The reason Quagmire was perfect for this rant was because he isn't saying this because he is better then Brian, he's saying this to prove Brian is no better than him
yes
The 1984 Project
Someone knows the truth
He said Brian is the worst person he knows. That is basically saying Brian is worse than him, which I'm sorry but he's not. Quagmire is a rapist, Brian isn't, so that case is closed.
juansanxhez he does roofie them thoufh
The 1984 Project Yea the Literally Rapists is not better then the Guy who is only real gimmick is to be a 2010 Douchebag
This kind of rant needed to come from someone that’s close to Brain someone who has a direct connection to him and his life
Chris or even Stewie would have been better choice
Especially Chris who gets no love from the writers to have him actually have a deeper connection to Brain would have been outstanding
Stewie and Brain personal episodes are always money so no doubt it would have been great
i love how brian just looks mildly disappointed. not even genuinely hurt or anything
Cause he knows Quagmire is a hypocrite and most or all the stuff he says Quagmire did himself.
Stewie points out that he looked like he’d been crying
@@balaclavatheslidegod1469 oh, interesting. i’ve never actually seen the episode, so
Because it's true
In the next scene he was pretty upset and Stewie had to comfort him.
Quagmire's got a point...
2:11
2:13
"Driving A Prius Doesn't Make You Jesus Christ, Oh Wait You Don't Belive In Jesus Christ Or Any Religion For That Because Religion Is For Idiots"
No he doesn't. He just cherry picks Brian's mistakes and doesn't realize that Brian is a better person than him.
I mean, he said Brian only complains about society and never does anything to improve it. Did he forget the lengths Brian went through to lift the ban on gay marriage (something Quagmire refused to help with)? On top of that, he claims Brian never worked at a soup kitchen but Brian was literally working in a soup kitchen few episodes earlier.
Wow
Your cute freya
@YT_RelaxingEnd007 she is hot and super cute look at her channel
Quagmire isnt too different from Brian. Doesn't he dream about Peter's wife too
❌"How can you not like me?"
✅"I have noticed that there is some tension between us lately and I feel uncomfortable. Why do you dislike me and what can I do to fix this?"
Reminder that Brian is directly based on Seth Mcfarlane.
@Zombie DPiece Probably to be honest. Not sure if its Seth being self aware or not though since he usually comes off as rather egotistical from what I have seen.
Seth's just a big masochist
@@volcanowo6332 you all watch his show. So really he a genius
Seth has huge balls. He called out Harvey Weinstein at a time when Hillary and the SJWs in Hollywood and Washington were protecting him.
No, Seth said Brian’s supposed to be a over exaggeration.
As tedious as this show can be I think quagmire profound dislike of Brian actually really adds character to it
Yo
No, it's dumb.
@@user-tt2fh8nf1o explain why lol
@@pickledokra2963 proceeds to never respond because he speaks out of his ass
@@pickledokra2963 He's probably a liberal and doesn't like his entire identity made fun of and dragged through hot asphalt.
Quagmire isn't pointing out why Brian is a bad person, he's talking about why he hates him, or why he can't stand him.
Indeed. People are missing the point. Quagmire isn't talking about how bad Brian is, nor is he trying to prove that Quagmire is above Brian in any way. He's simply stating why he dislikes Brian. Quagmire even states specifically that he wouldn't care about all that bullshit if Brian wasn't such a boring asshole.
Quagmire LITERALLY says "Ok. I'll tell ya'. You're the worst person I know...."
@Jamal Ramadan That episode happens after this one
He finds him boring.
True
Quagmire may not have finished the steak, but that dude ate.
Quagmire may not have made the steak, but that dude cooked 🔥
Quagmire may not have butchered the cow, but he killed it.
Quagmire may not have wrote the check, but dude cashed it.
Left no crumbs
Brian didn’t even eat!
“You wanna help ? Grab a ladle” that quote has many meanings to it
How
@@ShadowNoCap because it could be said about everything people sit around and bitch about with no intention of rolling up their sleeves and helping actually fix it.
@@sonnieandjacob na
@@sonnieandjacob facts, it's like those videos about gum woth plastic cases or people eating dolphins and dogs, people bitch about it being wrong but are too lazy to actually do something about it, that and I also kinda get annoyed how when people find out about the dolphin eating, they only say it's fucked up because they're sea creatures without going over the major cons of it, yeah I'm not up for the dolphin eating myself but at least I don't just say don't eat dolphins, eat cows and any other eaten meat instead cause we milk them as well
It's the best kitchen utensil to beat your child with
I like how everyone here is siding with Brian or Quagmire but I'm just in shock at the fact that the writers do such a good job with this scene.
Sure, sounds like a good time.
I'm siding with Quagmire.
Yea I didn't think this was serious in any way but people are suddenly acting like "yea this character is an asshole" as if they are anything like real people
juansanxhez well at least they got a halfway decent scene out of it
I dont side with either one. They both lost sight of who they truly are. Brian was once a smart, voice of reason who actually loved women for their minds but somehow he let society change him and quagmire used to be a happy guy who gets along with everyone but now he has become full of hate for no reason. Heres a solution. Put them through the psychological detoxifier from rick and morty and Itll return them to their true selves
Seth is completly aware of what Brian's problems as a character are and why people dislike him so much, but instead of trying to make him improve in any way, he chooses to keep it that way, only being self aware
BILL CIPHER Yup, exactly. Family Guy doesn’t know how to be funny anymore so instead settles for cheap entertainment by making all the characters unlikable assholes.
okay, but Brian is a reflection of Seth himself lol and its a comedy cartoon show, so yeah sounds about right.
@@kingrocky7519 thats the point ya know seth doesn't want to do family guy anymore he already stated that he wanted it to end a long time ago
@@oldgregg963 As I recall, he's not even writing for the show anymore, he let that in the hands of other people. He still makes the voices of the characters that he voiced since the start but I bet whenever he reads the script he's like "whatever the fuck did they do with my show?". Sure enough he probably wasn't hoping much from them but at least they could have done something worthwhile, but no, they do this.
I think thats the only right point about brian, he is just to lazy to do it better
This is how all of us have one sided arguments in our heads.
XD
Gotta agree with you on that one
Me especially when it comes to my stepdad.
This scene lives rent-free in my head because I can picture it with my stepdad serving as Brian and me serving as Quagmire; me calling out my stepdad's abusive and pretentious bullshit and admitting that I've done some horrible things that I've regretted and even recently tried to fix.
@@GhostGuy99 dude, I get that so much. My father was...something else. He wasn't abusive, but he wasn't there for me much, not as much as I needed him to be, and my mom and I were more like utilities for him when he needed something done.
Brian: "How can you not like me?"
*Well, this sure isn't Classic Family Guy so...*
Lauren Ahiable I think Quagmire’s point with the Louis thing is that Brian should be grateful to Peter, yet he continues to take from him and try to sleep with his wife. It’s more about the fact that he’s ungrateful and greedy rather than the sexual interest. Quagmire has shown interest in Louis and slept with Loretta, but he doesn’t really owe anything to Peter and Cleveland. Sure, that’s bad behavior, but he is aware of that and accepts it, plus Loretta did consent to sleeping with him so that’s on her too. He’s certainly a perverted character, but he knows that and isn’t trying to deceive himself. The rest of his points are pretty straightforward and valid. Quagmire is not a perfect character (obviously, it’s Family Guy lol), but he is far from the worst and I think this is a pretty impressive moment for him.
Healthy Boy it’s Lois
Travis Stoudt tbh u may have a point. For the past few year Lois has turned into quite a bitch. She tried to sleep with megs boyfriend and fucked Bill Clinton, she hit Stewie with her car and didn’t take him to the hospital, she was a kleptomaniac for a while, causes Chris to be hazed on his first day of high school which resulted in him in running away, and even more.
Stoney Tha God it isn’t as bad because nobody likes meg
Lauren Ahiable ikr
I can’t tell if Brian is wearing a dress shirt with a tie or just a collar and tie with nothing else
thanks, now i cant unsee it
It was probably intended to be confusing lol
collar and tie with nothing else, or else his suit would have in built gloves
Lol I was looking at that
Probably his fur
Brian's interest in wanting to be friends with Quagmire didn't even feel sincere,bet he thought "how could someone not like me?" instead of "why does he not like me? maybe I don't treat people right?"
He says "How can you not like me?", and the sad part is, a lot of liberal minded people think similarly, they can't bear the thought of someone not liking them.
@@Retarded_Pooh I'm kind of liberal but I also accept criticism and I don't get mad at people having own personal opinions. And I do listen to reason like for example I personally don't believe guns should be outlawed I just believed this would be restrictions on them so they don't end up in the wrong hands. I am liberal-minded but I don't act like a jerk to others I have friends who are Trump supporters. And they are very good people so it's not true for all.
@@thermslusitania1151 he said "a lot of" not all of them you dimwit
It's not that he thinks he didn't treat Quagmire right, he just wants to know why he isn't liked by him. I mean, Quagmire listed out everything wrong with Brian that made him hate him, which doesn't make sense because he is not that different from Brian. They're a lot alike than they think when it comes to women, not wanting a relationship but use them for sex.
@@vmc1203ify as bad as Quagmire is, and he is bad, Brian is definitely worse in my opinion mainly because he is so pretentious. Quagmire is somehow more of a likeable character because he's not disillusioned about who he is and he has a more level headed perspective of himself.
Those are just my thoughts after watching much of the series.
The reason why everyone always laughs whenever Brian fails at something or gets his ass kicked is because he's so arrogant, disrespectful and undeserving of any success in life. Quite a few scenes and episodes come to mind.
My favorite part is that quagmire didn’t even take a second to think about it, he just has this articulate and detail-oriented roast ready off the dome
when you have that much pent up frustration and the dam breaks, you dont really need a rehearsal, you can kinda just keep going til you run outta steam or say everything that needs said. It fuels itself. Its why as he rants he gets more and more angry, he's going down a list of grievances and being reminded to himself just how much he dislikes him, which lets him focus entirely on checking off every box without need to think.
"--If you weren't such a *bore* !"
That probably hurt Brian the most knowing his ego.
This is one of things I often worry about myself. I'm not the most sociable person and so I feel like I don't have a ton to say, but I still enjoy the company of my friends. However, my friends tend to laugh and play around more with each other than me. One friend, who I've known for almost two years and consider a best friend, seems to be a lot more playful around someone who they've known for a few months. Exhibiting traits I haven't really seen when they were hanging out with me.
Really bruises my ego and self-confidence, and makes me think they see me as a casual friend bordering on acquaintanceship.
I get it since was on the same boat but as I grew older I realized that if anybody is going to like me, I had to like myself first. It wasn't easy reprogramming my brain like that but eventually I came to not hate/Feel inadequate. Mainly because I stopped caring what other people thought about me and started doing things I liked. Eventually people who enjoyed my company still hang out while others simply went away. In the end I found that liking myself should come first then taking care of others second is my path to happiness.
I know a girl like Brian and I roast her for this all the time. She reads a lot of "research" to always back up the same textbook leftwing views on every subject. If all of your worldviews are lock step with the cultural left or right, then you are boring as hell. Don't bother talking to me, I know how you see the world on everything. I don't need to hear about your super deep dive into a very narrow pool.
Quite fitting, considering Brian is his Mary sue. That show is such a bore filled with nuisances. This is one oc the only scenes where I could laugh. And this scene is also gratifying.
@@SeanKH19 the fuck is acceptable to you? Being a centrist?
"I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it."
*Disguises himself as a priest to lure women into his house during a tornado*
You're talking about his level of honesty on two different matters.
Whats that got to do with what he said?
Wasn't that two cancellations before this episode?
Rizzla CS Everything.
what quagmire meant is that he doesn't go around preaching he dates woman for her personalites and brains, he admits he dates them for their bodies.
Quagmire spoke for everyone in this moment
Nope because even though Brian is a dick, he’s at least tolerable unlike quagmire who is an absolute scumbag
ik
Dante Mcmillan i agree
Luna Ranger yet everyone lost their shit when he died for two episodes...
Kyle Erman knowing that you’re a terrible person doesn’t make you any better.
Alternate Title: Seth McFarlane yells at Seth McFarlane
Old Brian is missed to this day. I understood family guy straying away from evil Stewie later on because it got old but they had no reason to change Brian. He went from a guy who wasn’t perfect but a guy who you could rely on and call a true friend. Now he’s just a dick.
Who cares if it got old? Changing characters from a complete 180 only sets a precedence of laziness and inability. Who cares if people like Stewie or not? You're not going to like every character. The biggest problem with retconning characters, is when you're so used to it that some of the characters you DID like, you won't like any more because a hack of a writer can't keep consistency worth a damn and then throws in a Trump chicken fight for the lolz. Or their not so subtle approach to Republicans and/or Conservatism. I'm a liberal and I find their liberal agenda fascist. Liberalism means upholding "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" not the same quote minus those who don't fit your worldview. Quagmire is entirely right about the textbook liberal agenda and it fits Brian and Seth and Family Guy to a T. As he is entirely textbook generic about his liberal views. He's just not as self-aware anymore because he's a closeted conservative. Ever seen American Dad? That show is pro-conservative AF and its far more hilarious and entertaining.
Family Guy has had its moments over the years and once in a while, they'll make another one, but its becoming increasingly sporadic with Seth's poor writing habits. Seth himself has admitted his love and effort goes into American Dad.
Albeit no adult cartoon is better than King of the Hill. Thanks for reading.
@@OneManCast there is no pro agenda with American Dad, that's part of the joke, Stan is as "red blooded American" as it comes. Tbf, Seth didn't want to do all these seasons of Family Guy and only wanted to do about 4 season before moving on to other projects
Same with how Lois is a complete psycho these days.
Old Brian is a cultural artifact from the oughts. He just isn't relevant anymore. We live in a different time.
@App Quit Seth is a champagne leftist
1 minute and 25 seconds of truth. Must've felt like an hour for Brian.
@Clawbytes how do you know?
@Clawbytes 1:25=/=1.25
@@chumbud dog time
He basically said everything Brian has done from season 1 till that point
John Smith the joke failed because he forgot how time works. Don’t defend that.
This is one of Quagmire's best moments in Family Guy. He was absolutely right about Brian and he did not hesitate to tell him the truth.
Hes actually completely wrong but and fails to realize hes talking about himself.
Quagmire is so much worse.
@@ChiSportsNut18 How.
No, Brian is worst. Brian is self indulgent, self arrogant and super pretentious. Yes, I know all of quagmires faults but he can admit them at least and that alone makes him a better person. Pretentious people are the worst to be around. They’re insufferable
@@maciek8159 when quagmire never admits to them.
Plus how can you say Brian's the worst. When he showed up and offered up both kidneys to Peter. While quagmire saw best happened to Peter and didn't visit him in the hospital once.
The fact that Brian said “How can you not like me?” Instead of something like “Why don’t you like me?” is probably what made him even more unlikeable in Quagmire’s book.
Why is that a problem?
@@samflood5631 because he’s trying to make Quagmire feel like he’s obligated to like him.
No,@@Mikeaj-un6mf. Quagmire is obligated to treat him fairly like everyone else.
U can bet on that. I was surprised 😮initially to find out that quagmire hates Brian. He has a big list of reasons regarding Brian's behaviour.
@@samflood5631 how and why are two different questions..
*How* implies that its nearly impossible not to like him, or as if there is nothing not to like about him
LOL Quagmire is actually right! Brian used to be nice on the show but he has turned into a complete jerk in the recent seasons.
Even though Quagmire hated Brian because he didn't know about Quagmire's sister. That's bullshit.
No, Quagmire hated Brian before that. The sister thing just made it worse because at that point Brian knew Quagmire hated him and rather than just flat out asking him why like he does here, he tries to be awkward and make it seem like a coincidence instead, making a few off hand remarks that get him in trouble.
Chara Dreemurr the sister thing was still bullshit
Zachary Xavier About the religion discussion, Why did Brian do that to Meg?
Chara Dreemurr Quagmire just can't get over the fact that Brian slept with his dad
“hOw dO thOsE tHiNgS eVeN wOrK?”
“What, PLANES? How does a PLANE work?”
_You want me to sit here and explain to you _*_HOW_*_ a plane works???_
@@TopHatOnline Well...yeah.
@@breadleygrain365 You wanna maybe just go?
@@NOOSEOfficer Quagmire come on, I'm really trying here...
@@breadleygrain365 Who asked you to try hard?
“How’s that son you never see?”
I dunno Quagmire, how’s the hundreds of kids you spawned you never see?
Abortion
A 458 stop bringing politics into everything it’s what ruined modern day television and some movies
Ali Shirzad *There will be no politically charged comments under mine own comment*
Quagmire doesn’t know he has kids when he found out he took care of them
@@wanyekest7750 There's quite literally an episode where he finds 3 of his kids and runs away
Quagmire doesn’t hate Brian because of all the bad things he’s done (Quagmire has done just as much if not worse), he hates him because he’s dishonest and pretends that he’s a better person than he is.
Exactly but the left are gunna let that go over their heads
"You constantly hit on your best friends wife" Bruhhh quagmire was tryin to get with meg as soon as she turned 18 lmao!
And trying to get with Lois since almost the beginning of the show
@@RTJPodcast at least he honest about it
@@jijingebob sahi ho lamo
His point with that was more about the fact that peter pays for his food and saved his life. Peter didn’t do that for quagmire
@@jijingebob How does that make it any better 😂😂 "Oh since you were honest about fucking my daughter its okay" tf
This is literally Seth MacFarlane ranting about one of his own characters 😂😂😂
About himself really, Brian is his FG ego 😂
He hasn't wrote for family guy in 10 years
Hmm cant like 420
characters gotta have flaws haha
Moonwalker 2007 it’s probably why he opted to kill off Brian at one point.
Quagmire is no saint himself, but in this episode he was the avatar of the many long time Family Guy fans who have grown to dislike Brian over the years for all the reasons Quagmire listed.
That does not take away from his point, however.
Quagmire let him off easy
Quagmire already said he is awful to but he is honest about it, he's trying to prove a point, that is brian is no better than him and not quagmire is better than brian.
And we know Quagmire has gone from being a pervert to having fleshed Relationships
he has hit on Lois too and he is a bitch himself
It's a bit hypocritic for Quagmire to hate Brain for hitting on Lois when he does that too.
For the rest of the guys and their wives that's normal
Gotta respect MacFarlane for being able to laugh at himself and even have Rush Limbaugh on the show
Got to respect the late Rush for being able to laugh at himself and show up on the show
R.I.P rush
Rush was such a bad ass he convinced Brian to be a republican LOL. All though its just because well.. Brian is.. who he is. :/
@@skateurself I mean, Brian only cares about being with the minority, which rush said in the episode, that he doesn't care about political opinions rather than being against everyone as a testament for his intellectualism.
@BK yes, that was the word I was looking for.
Quagmire's #1 best rant..
Everything he said is true!
Ahh he said about hitting on Lois but he’s gone after Lois numerous times and has even gone after Meg
@@espnluver7525 That's a Fact, All of these Assmire Defenders are stupid
666th like. Am I the devil? :0
Even if everything he said is true about Brian, he still has no right it to be saying any of it which is the big kicker in this whole rant to me.
I like how Seth Macfarlane is roasting Seth Macfarland
SellManStef Channel Lol, the name change.
Maria Sandoval Yeah he liked his own comment 555 times.
166*
yup
He is doing to himself
I love how Brian asks a bunch of questions and doesn't care at all about Quagmires answers, and then asks why he doesn't like him lol.
“How can you not like me”? That line says it all.
Right? He could have said something like, "Why don't you like me?" What he said makes it seem like he can't fathom the idea that somebody hates him.
@@theradmadlad7681 Yeah I always found Brian pretentious. He acts like he is annoyed by most of the family most days save Stewie but he would be on the streets if he wasn't living with them.
The comment section is basically:
60% of people agreeing with how much of a jerk Brian has become.
25% bashing on Quagmire.
10% saying how Brain is similar to Seth McFarline
and 5% people pointing this out.
COMIC FIRUKO lol
COMIC FIRUKO and a 100% a reason to remember the name
Still better than the average RUclips comment section. At least these people can stay on fucking topic
LordOfNothingreally true
and 0.01% laughing at how others are over-analyzing a cartoon
0:03 Brian is wearing his normal collar. Then he’s wearing a tie.
editing error
Best 104 nah he just took it off when the camera switched
@@chrissaracino7845 lol
Suvir Sinha would be excellent at CinemaSins.
(・∀・)
This is both one of the best and worst scenes.
It is so cathartic to see Brian be knocked off of his high-horse, even for a little bit. It’s a fantastically beautiful rant about why Brian is so awful.
The bad is that this shows that Seth knows all the bad things about Brian, things that the people who watch his show criticize, but he hasn’t changed Brian’s character. It would have been so much better if this was something that kept getting brought up, or something similar to the way they handled Brian’s book, have it in the background but always have it present. They could have made Brian the likable character he was in the early seasons, but now he’s just a husk of his former self. Now, Brian is just an evil demon wearing the skin of someone who was once so nice.
Edit: I forgot about Seth not writing anymore, so just replace “Seth” with “The Writers”.
Seth had quit writing after 2011 so by then it was too late, the flanderization already hit
The saddest part is that even this entire lecture won't encourage Brian to change
When he actually has but nice try kid. 😂
@Terastal1016 not really in recent seasons so try again later kid 😅
It's coming from a guy that admits that he does wrong but doesn't change it. Being able to admit something but not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit Quagmire is a sex offender and sexual predator who slept with underage girls multiple times who also hits on his best friend's wife so he's also a hypocrite
@@ggodd1080oh yea, unlike Brian who is a sex defender.
At least his “hitting on his best friend’s wife” thing is pretty much gone but the “crapping on the yard” is probably still there
The "worst" part about Brian is what he says right before Quagmire erupts: "How can you not like me?" Not "why don't you", but "how can you not". Brian is so self-absorbed and so sure of his own likability that he cannot understand how someone could not like him. He has a thousand faults on top of the ones Quagmire listed, and if he gave a damn about anyone other than himself, he'd see "how" someone could view him as a rotten person. Instead, he's stuck in a fantasy world he's constructed in which he's such a great guy and so far above everyone else that for someone to not like him is simply inconceivable. "How can you not like me" is not a question anyone should ever ask.
PaperbackWizard I have spotted the rick and morty fan
PaperbackWizard well said friend
You actually made a good point. Didn't notice that tho.
PaperbackWizard That is a good point
PaperbackWizard lmao it’s not that deep homie. Only a cartoon. Take it down a few notches. 😂
Quagmire: "you constantly hit on your best friend's wife-"
Me: hold up let's stop right there...
Jenise R. Yeah quagmire has gone after Lois numerous times
@@espnluver7525 But at least he didn't try to rape her once, strangely.
Its Louis being the infidel wife! Consenting to sleep with Quag when Peter lost his memo.
Quagmire went to prison for statutory rape which trumps evrything he said about Brian
Sad thing is he still had the moral high ground because as he says, he does all that too but he's honest about it. Hell admits to being a terrible human being.
eh he doesn't live with Peter or live off of him
Love him defending and protecting Peter in this.
Seth McFarlane roasting himself in a lot of ways. As in he’s talking to himself but also roasting Brian who apparently is a cartoon version of him.
For sure lol this was also right around when he had that mental breakdown too.
Seths not as much of a pretentious asshole tho, I think Brian is prolly some of the things Seth hates about himself
I know for a fact that Seth does not defecate in his yard.
@@ddebenedictis Well. Not his own, anyway.
Brian is one of the worst characters on his show for a couple of years now. When he died, I didn't even shed a tear, but when they brought him back, I said 'WHAT THE FUCK?! AS IT WAS GETTING GOOD, YOU FUCKED IT UP!"
You know shit is personal when political agendas get thrown around.
when he said "textbook liberal agenda" that's when you know sh*t's about to get real
@@irish5662 I was like here...we...go...
I mean I'm left wing and he really isn't wrong about a lot of performative bullshit a lot of liberals do. I dont think its political, plenty of people get on like they give a shit about what they believe in but hardly practice it, be it some smug athiest asshole who thinks he's smarter than everyone else or a monotheistic believer thinking everyone but them is going to hell.
@Lewis Paul Hey man at least he’s honest. But you’re kinda right too, I’d say basically the entire 2010’s and onwards is when the left really started going haywire.
@@sandran17 I’ve noticed Americans in general all over the spectrum pretend to give a shit about people in need when they really don’t. But liberals do more damage. They’ll say blm but when it comes down to actual change you cannot rely on them at all
Admit it, there's at least ten people you know in your life that you have a lecture just like this ready and waiting to be unleashed.
EDIT: ... Well... That's a lot of likes.
Yeah, unfortunately I’m directly blood related to two of them
@@johntaco861 The time will come, don't worry.
@@johntaco861 LOL I came here to say "my brother"
Na. I make a point to remove people from my live when it gets that far
Not anymore. Bitter complaining tirades (couched as "ass-chewing") aren't really effective at promoting positive behaviors / reflection, so there's little point in them.
This is so ridiculous. Quagmire is most of these things but worse. He not only hits on his best friend's wives but also their daughters. He continuously rapes and drugs random women he finds at the bar, but still thinks it's better to admit that he does and feel proud of it rather than to deny or feel guilty that he does like Brian. On top of that the few women that he did hit it off with have his children that he neglects to see so he can't even call Brian a terrible father when he abandons hundreds of his own children. And in recent episodes, he acts like a sad, pathetic, and boring old cat lady, so there's no right for him to call anyone else a bore. Plus his career as a pilot is kind of questionable. He does a lot of weird things during his shifts and often puts his passengers lives in dangwr because of his own antics.
"How can you not like me?"
I'm pretty sure anyone who has to ask that isn't too likable.
Damion Gonzalo *somewhere in the world, Mr. Enter felt a sudden shudder*
"I'm such a Nice Guy/Girl"
-creep on a virtual chat
@@dinamosflams "m'lady"
Brian: "How can you not like me?"
Quagmire: *I'm bout to end dis man's whole career*
What career?
Static Wolf it’s a joke and you guys are getting so asshurt about it that it’s sad as fuck lmao.
Jade Nguyen lol your right
Dog's*
DEFACTO BOOMER he really did
Glen had..... A lot on his chest.
I hate how he said hitting on ur best friends wife as quagmire has gone after Lois numerous times and has even gone after Meg
Travis Stoudt the point of that insult was that peter saved Brian and pays for him but Brian still tried to get Lois drunk and fuck her
Travis Stoudt The core is that Quagmire, owns his flaws. How about Brian being a bleeding heart, but not actually volunteering his own time to improve anything? It’s a valid jab at an awful lot of liberals. I’m a left myself and conservatives are over represented every time I volunteer or donate blood.
Andrew Huckstable Really? Do you go around taking names and political allegiances when you go to a blood drive or volunteer? I call bullshit on that.
That’s what she said?
A major turning point for Family Guy's character development. It showed that Quagmire actually worked well as the voice of reason sometimes.
Asking "how come you don't like me?" is already an indicator as to why the person doesn't like you
Yeah. Saying “how can you not like me” is like saying “you have no right to dislike me, how can you possibly defend your crime,” in a seemingly nicer form. Now, “why do you not like me” is a genuine question. And many of the things Quagmire said was proved in that one statement; Brian’s narcissism.
But what if a hot chick asked that to you?
@@skxlter5747 the definition of what hot means to me or to you are different
And if she was generally hot (aka the standard of beauty or whatever) and she acted like Brian I wouldn't like her either
Despite what modern internet people may tell you, personality matters.
I mean Brian was trying to be a good person to Quagmire this scene so his question is genuine at this moment. He's not saying Quagmire HAS to like him.
This is a perfect description of Onision.
gottem.
I agree, but for future reference, ixnay on the Isiononay.
😂😂😂👌
TRUTH!
What’s that
After watching more modern family guy episodes I start agree with quagmire
I also agree with Quagmire
I think the modern episodes made me like him and agree with him even more
Ehh....i see his points...but quagmires far worse when you think of all the shit he's done
Kevin Zhu
Unfortunately modern Family Guy ruined Brian.
Amen.
Brian just waits for him to finish and goes "Quagmire, you're a rapist"
“You hit on your best friends wife”
YOU DID THAT FOR 10 SEASONS…THEN MADE A MOVE ON HIS DAUGHTER
I mean yea but Quagmire was kinda quiet about I mean in the episode
Play It Again Brian
Brian had literally tried to kiss Lois
He’s not sly about it though. Lois and Quagmire both know how he is and he respects Peter enough not to break his trust. There has been one or two times he has slept with Lois but it’s hard to tell if those are part of the current continuity.
But he doesn’t live with Peter and his family. Imagine living with a whole family, getting all your needs met by their paychecks, and having the gall to openly flirt with your best friend’s wife-while giving advice to and hanging out with their kids.
@@ReconNarwhal as soon as Peter and Lois split, Quagmire went right for her and almost slept with her. Ya you can they aren’t together anymore but that’s still a really bad friend
@@ReconNarwhal bro was on the ceiling watching Lois use the bathroom... then tried to get with her when Peter lost his memory?
"I work at a soup store..You wanna help? *GRAB A LADDLE!* "
Youch..
Bro as a Person of low class I Legit Smiled man
GRAB A LADDLE INDEED BRIAN
I know a guy like that. He bytches and complains about homelessness and greedy Republicans but does nothing but complain and bash those trying to make something of themselves. He has a communication degree but works in a warehouse doing "grunt work". He could go work in the public relations department of a homeless shelter but would rather bytch and complain about it all than do something about it
What a total loser!
Anyone else wish we could've seen Brian face during Quagmire's rant.
I would love that
Timothy Chavis I feel like we didn't see it cause they couldn't really decide on the reactions like that. The best woulda been a angry face going towards him dropping his jaw a little with sadness, but nothing really happened for Brian to be that angry ig
I want to see him cry hysterically like the little bore he is
@@wetaughted4640 *bore
In the next scene you see Brian's reaction.
Quagmire calling Brian a bad person is like Hitler calling Putin a bad person
I know, right!? Just like Glenn, that would make Hitler an obnoxious hypocrite.
Not really, Quagmire does recognize that he dates women only for their bodies, but they know that, he doesn't lie or manipulate them, he doesn't treat them like shit, etc. Plus, outside of this, he is a fairly nice guy.
@@Igotnoidea42You forget that Quagmire has sexually assaulted multiple women.
@@Igotnoidea42oh yeah, the same person that preys on underage girls and has date-r*ped multiple women. He’s the pinnacle of “respect” 🙄
@@Igotnoidea42lol what? Do you really believe that he gets a lot of women because he is honest with them? Lol he lies and manipulates them as Brian does. The only difference is Glenn is infantile child, who can't even develop relationships further than Brian. Brian at least tries but fails, because building relationship is hard
I love how even after saying all that, Quagmire still thanked Brian for the steak.
Edit: I realize that it was sarcasm, btw.
Gotta stay classy.
Ya hes not a rude person
“ *Professionals have standards* “
That was just some smug bs.
@@Adamgarv He has kept women captive in the trunk of his car.
He tore Brian apart.
You're everywhere
You need to just stop stalking me like that Ray Mak bish
Good.
To be fair at least 2-3 of his points were so much worse if they were turned around on him.
Brian may be a bad Father, but at least he's a Father at all. Although he never sees his son, at least he and the entire show recognizes the boy exists. For Quagmire, at least 80% of his children, for as far as he or any of Family Guy's viewers know, don't exist.
Although Quagmire is open about his sexual tendencies and disrespect toward women, that doesn't excuse the fact he's quite literally a sexual offender.
Quagmire has also hit on Lois several times (as well as other women obviously). Just cause he doesn't anymore doesn't excuse it.
Brian is a lousy writer unfortunately, he got him there. Brian doesn't exactly have a definitive job that he can be considered good at, and therefore no money to pay people back. Stewie literally had to torture Brian just for him to pay the kid back.
Brian isn't exactly a bore neccesarily, but he's definitely less charismatic and comedic than Quagmire. But that's because Brian's usually more mature and sophisticated than Quagmire. Unfortunately most of his sophisticated talk is bs.
Giggty
The whole religion part made me go damm that’s so true
Definitey
I agree. I'm not religious myself but I hate condescending atheists.
SSSNNNAAKKEEE!!!!!!!!!! No
I am an atheist and I do not dislike ANYONE. I believe all religions should be welcomed and practiced freely everywhere.
@-Limit breaker tenkaichi SS4 fan- Hey, I did not direct my comment towards you. If you aren't going to respect people who have different beliefs, different opinions, then I see how you would easily start making fun of someone who does not believe in what you do.
“How’s the job search going?”- Dad
Quagmire really does have a point. Besides Lois and Peter, Brian has probably had the worst character development during the duration of the show. In seasons 1-3, he was a good character, he was the one there to talk sense into others but he still a hint of humor and sarcasm. Seasons 4-8, he was starting to grow into a douchebag, but still a bit tolerable. But season 9 is where it all started to go downhill with the characters. I feel like when Seth MacFarlane started to get less and less involved in the writing of the show, the other writers just started to take ahold of the show themselves and didn't put as much care into the episodes as before. Perfect comparison is Spongebob. Seasons 1-3 were pristine. Perfect writing and hilarious episodes. After the first movie, Stephen Hillenburg started to get less involved in the writing but once Hillenburg stopped getting involved in the writing process and then eventually died, the other writers *cough* Paul Tibbet *cough cough* turned the entire show into a shit show. It looks like something they would show in a nursery while the mom is recovering after delivering the baby. See what I mean? Once the creators get less and less involved in the show's production, it will eventually turn into a nonsensical steaming pile of shit that no one will watch and enjoy anymore.
Man I've seriously never read anything more wrong.
1: First of His character is actually getting a lot better.
2: And you realize seth has wrote less then 10 episodes thiughtout out the entire show.
Seth has written only three episodes of Family Guy…
dude you weren't even alive when spongebob was in it's prime what are you talking about
Personally, i hated Brian even in the earlier seasons, he still had drug and alcohol problems back then plus the fact he forcefully did it with Carter’s dog and running off with her.
It’s not so much about character development. Rather it’s Flanderization. The characters are exaggerated to the point where they’re not even real people anymore.
The reason why this works so much is that Quagmire’s rant is Seth apologizing for turning Brian into his soapbox for political views.
One of the most serious conversations ever in family guy, yet when you realize it is a grown man arguing with literally a dog it gets ruined.
And when the guy is guilty of the same things
@@AkameGaKillfan777 as far as i know Quagmire doesnt pretend hes deep( or try to seem like hes better than everyone else)
Hes an asshole but at least hes honest
@@AkameGaKillfan777 yea but he doesn't hide behind some holier than thou persona. That's what he's ripping into Brian about more than just the horrible things he does
@@Loewemon25 Quagmire is a hypocrite, and unlike Brian, has done bad enough deeds to go to prison.
Family Guy can't do drama, and this isn't even their worst attempt at it. The one that is worse, suprise suprise, involves Quagmire.
@@Loewemon25 Also this entire scene reeks of a holier-than-thou superiority complex. Quagmire either doesn't want to look inwards, or tries to justify his sins.
“He wasn’t he was a spoiled brat” finally somebody said the truth about the catcher in the rye.
Catcher in the Rye sucked. The story was unstructured and the protagonist (if you can even call him that) was totally unlikeable.
I legit agree. There is nothing to like about Holden. Not only is Holden a “spoiled brat”, he’s also a self-righteous ass. Throughout the entire book, especially in the beginning, he talks badly about people, but he’s the only good person in his school. He doesn’t say it directly, but Holden definitely implies that. Let’s operate under the assumption that Brian is a real life person. He also tries to be the voice of reason, or the “smart one”, in the obviously dysfunctional family. That’s the sort of thing Brian would bring up in a formal conversation, shift attention towards himself. Do you know how short ‘The Catcher in the Rye’ would have been, if Holden humbled himself, shortly after the conversation with his former teacher.
@@robertrowley4929how you can hardly call Holden the protagonist? He is the protagonist, there is not an opinion on that. And still me and many others found him very likable or i least see myself in him
He is intellectual and a spoiled brat that's why is a great character
@@leflores91well most the people he talks about are kind idiots, especially compare to him
Rule of thumb is, if someone makes it clear that they’re not interested in being friends with you, it’s best to just leave them be. Forcing yourself upon them will only irritate them more. But I can understand where Brian is coming from though, Quagmire used to be cool with Brian in the earlier seasons and then just started being rude asf to him out of nowhere. If I were him that would leave me pretty confused too.
Brian started to be the bad he is today after the early seasons (4-7 season) and then get worse in the rest of seasons. Quagmire is a sex offender but atleast he is inteligent, there could be at least one thing that made Quagmire say "This guy is not so good" and started to be worst around him more and more as the time passed and Brian get even worse and worse. Also Brian is that type of person (Like one i know myself) that thinks everyone is into him, should be into him, and if that person cant be into him shoudl like him and think good things about him. Brian is just a douchebag
People aren't seeing that sadly. They just think it's all Brian's ego