The one genuine question everyone wants to ask but due to social stigma as well as the actual effects of the question. Just can't. This scene holds way more weight than just a roast. I love it but also pity how real it is.
It's a cool detail, because Brian's question insinuates that Quagmire is being ridiculous for not liking Brian, which shows that Brian is so full of himself that he didn't even understand how anyone could dislike him, before Quagmire did his rant. He proved Quagmire's point right before Quagmire even dissected his personality flaws.
@@Mrpersonman0 They're not the same question. "Why don't you like me" would straightly ask the reason behind someone not liking you. It insinuates that the person asking just wants to know the specific reason why they're not liked by another person. "HOW could you not like me" also demands the specific reason for why a person isn't liked, however it addresses the manner of the person that's being asked, to question the other person's behavior and especially if their behavior is puzzling. Brian asked Quagmire how he could not like him, not just because he didn't understand his own flaws, but also because he genuinely didn't understand and did not like Quagmire personally disliking him. He addressed Quagmire as if his behavior was illogical or in the wrong because he did not like Brian. That's what we call a loaded question, and that was Brian's mistake in starting a serious talk.
I wouldn’t say that’s too arrogant since your well liked by everyone, than all of the sudden one person doesn’t like you. That would be confusing. But yes saying “Why do you not like me?” is better.
@@KoopalingfanIt’s completely different, in my opinion. “Why” is a question aimed at one person. “For what reason don’t YOU like me?” is what that question means. “How can you not like me” is significantly more arrogant. It’s more a question like “For what possible reason could you NOT like me?” Which is insanely arrogant. It implies that there’s no logical reason to dislike you. It’s normally something people say tongue in cheek, or flirtatiously in a non serious way. If someone legitimately said “how can you not like me?” that to me is a huge mark of arrogance. It shows that you believe you are owed friendship and being liked, which nobody is.
except Quagmire barely owns up to the fact that he's awful... he shits on Brian for hitting on Lois when he's consistently done the same throughout the series, likely more times than Brian. Also, the dude is a sexual predator. You can't just casually spike women's drinks and hit on underage girls and then act like you're better than someone who is dishonest in relationships because hey, at least he owns up to it (which I actually haven't actually seen him do)
@@ravedeath7690 the show is so random and non canon that i believe it's the writers fault for that, it's hard to believe that glenn in this scene who appear to be logical and rational is the same idiot predatory glenn we knew in the other scenes
topnottalking it wasn’t an argument. Brian had asked Quagmire to explain why he didn’t like him. Had Brian retaliated, he would’ve just fueled Quagmire’s roast session.
He’s not sly about it though. Lois and Quagmire both know how he is and he respects Peter enough not to break his trust. There has been one or two times he has slept with Lois but it’s hard to tell if those are part of the current continuity.
But he doesn’t live with Peter and his family. Imagine living with a whole family, getting all your needs met by their paychecks, and having the gall to openly flirt with your best friend’s wife-while giving advice to and hanging out with their kids.
@@ReconNarwhal as soon as Peter and Lois split, Quagmire went right for her and almost slept with her. Ya you can they aren’t together anymore but that’s still a really bad friend
I love how quagmire always hated Brian but never voiced the reasons until he was asked point plant. A lot of people “hate” others for no good reason but quagmire had the reasons, he just didn’t care enough or feel the inclination to voice them until called upon.
Everyone has their reasons. Quagmire benefits from having his speech prepared and scripted by a TV writer. Most people, when asked "why don't you like me?" are going to be too defensive and emotionally compromised to form a cogent argument.
My problem with this is everything he hates about. Brian is just himself he constantly hit on his best friend's wife and only one of them is an actual sex offender and sexual predator that spikes women's drinks and has had sex with underage girls multiple times. And yeah, while he can admit it, he doesn't change anything which makes him way worse than Brian because he hasn't done that being able to admit that you're wrong and then actively not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit it because you are acknowledged that you're doing something wrong, but then you choose to continue to do it
@@kgunitkeese17 not really. Asking "How can you not like me?" Comes at it like you find it incredulous that you're not liked, and not actually looking for an answer. "How come you don't like me?" comes across as a genuine question.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 you can assume why you're not liked, but I've had to ask why someone didn't like me, since I genuinely wanted to improve my relationship with them. Sometimes you don't really know what the problem someone else has with you is exactly.
I know a guy like that. He bytches and complains about homelessness and greedy Republicans but does nothing but complain and bash those trying to make something of themselves. He has a communication degree but works in a warehouse doing "grunt work". He could go work in the public relations department of a homeless shelter but would rather bytch and complain about it all than do something about it What a total loser!
I still find it kinda weird and oddly fascinating how Seth McFarlane managed to make, essentially an argument with himself, sound so realistic and emotional.
I feel like it was personal in a way. He's always said that Brian is the most similar to him out of all the characters in the show. Plus he doesn't even really change his voice for Brian , he just uses his normal one.
This is so painfully reminiscent of a road trip I went on with a woman who was so passive aggressive and I gave up trying to say anything witty. I eventually asked if everything was ok between us and got a three minute rant like this where she threw every accusation she could think of and said she should go out separate ways. 20 years later I got an apology email.
@@nelsonchereta816 no the atmosphere was more “ive just graduated from liberal arts college and im a feminist buddhist and you’re a white male patriarchal cis-gendered oppressor” she said in her email that she was immature at the time. She grew up, realised the world is more complex than she thought
Quagmire: “You constantly hit on your best friends wife and you’re a terrible father” Also Quagmire: Constantly hits on Lois, cheated with Cleveland’s wife and has many, many illegitimate children he’ll never see or visit.
Actually Cleveland’s wife cheated with Quagmire last I checked. Plus in the cases of those illegitimate children: Quagmire likely already left the mothers of those children before he knew they were pregnant
It's not easy being a bore. I wasted too much time trying to do things so people would like me, and it turned out none of that mattered because in the end I was a bore. I eventually realized I should stop caring if people liked me. So I'm just a bore. Oh well.
@@taopilot2669 I doubt you’re that boring. You just need to stop caring what other people think and make an effort to do your own thing. I had t he same problem all through high school.
@@videogamerlexis Huh, I honestly didn't know Seth voiced Quagmire, I know he voiced a lot of the characters on the show, just not quagmire, big oof on my part.
@@matguimond92 oh, but you CAN hate yourself, I know. I've done it. If you put me in a cage with another me, one of us would have strangled the other one.
The fact that Brian said “How can you not like me?” Instead of something like “Why don’t you like me?” is probably what made him even more unlikeable in Quagmire’s book.
@Zombie DPiece Probably to be honest. Not sure if its Seth being self aware or not though since he usually comes off as rather egotistical from what I have seen.
As Sigmund Freud said, what you despise in others often reflects what you despise in yourself. That works not just for Quagmire towards Brian in some respects, but also Brian towards a lot of the people he himself doesn't like.
isnt that the guy who was a crazed, incest defender? 😂 sigmund fraud isnt someone you should take seriously, bro was literally just trying to justify his own behavior, no one in the psychology field respects him at all.
Naw cause Quagmires ol fat chin ass be doin da same stuff and even worse. At least Brian is up front wit his women and not druggin them before havin sex wit em. Quagmire can shut da hell up and Peter needs to whoop his ass for foolin wit his dog.
2:11 2:13 "Driving A Prius Doesn't Make You Jesus Christ, Oh Wait You Don't Belive In Jesus Christ Or Any Religion For That Because Religion Is For Idiots"
No he doesn't. He just cherry picks Brian's mistakes and doesn't realize that Brian is a better person than him. I mean, he said Brian only complains about society and never does anything to improve it. Did he forget the lengths Brian went through to lift the ban on gay marriage (something Quagmire refused to help with)? On top of that, he claims Brian never worked at a soup kitchen but Brian was literally working in a soup kitchen few episodes earlier.
Me especially when it comes to my stepdad. This scene lives rent-free in my head because I can picture it with my stepdad serving as Brian and me serving as Quagmire; me calling out my stepdad's abusive and pretentious bullshit and admitting that I've done some horrible things that I've regretted and even recently tried to fix.
@@GhostGuy99 dude, I get that so much. My father was...something else. He wasn't abusive, but he wasn't there for me much, not as much as I needed him to be, and my mom and I were more like utilities for him when he needed something done.
Some people are missing the point, Quagmire is aware he’s all those things he pointed out to Brian, the difference is Quagmire isn’t trying to hide that he’s a terrible person, he’s telling Brian he’s just as bad as him
I don't think that's what he's doing. He admits that he does some of the things but alot of other things he's done and he's acting like he hasn't. I think this is just an continuity error
He is some of the things he said brian was but he was either up front about it or at least tries to hide it and he didn't try to have sex with his best friends wife he liked her but he tried to hide it
My favorite part is that quagmire didn’t even take a second to think about it, he just has this articulate and detail-oriented roast ready off the dome
when you have that much pent up frustration and the dam breaks, you dont really need a rehearsal, you can kinda just keep going til you run outta steam or say everything that needs said
@@samflood5631 Because of basic english. "How" implies brian is surprised. Like he can't comprehend in any way that no one would like him. It's not a "Why?" implying he truly wants to learn and listen, it's a "How?" of arrogance. It's why Quagmire goes off on him so hard.
Laura Eager I'm not sure if you can fly a plane without going to college to get some kind of degree and even if you don't, quagmire at least has a job that hasn't been useless or made people's lives worse like Brian.
@@couragew6260 I remember Quagmire actually saying to one of his kids(that he actually decides to take care of) that you dont need to go to college to be a pilot.
@@couragew6260 Yes he has. He slept with his best friend's wife, causing them to get divorced. So he is a hypocrite with that part considering he is much worse in that department.
One of my favorite Family Guy moments simply because Brian absolutely deserved to be told about all of his BS. Quagmire pretty much summed up everything we've seen from Brian in less than three minutes. I half expected this to break out into some brawl but then I remembered that Brian knows Quagmire would absolutely rock his sh*t to Kingdom Come so he's too cowardly to try anything. Lmao.
not to defend Brian because he is a piece of shit but this comment kinda rides Quagmires cock a bit too much, Brian does eventually start fighting back not even too long into their feud lol he was just trying his best to be peaceful in the beginning. granted he still went about things the wrong way
As much as Quagmire comes off as hypocritical at some points, his criticisms aren't wrong. Brian really changed from the first few seasons and not at all in a good way.
No he wasn't. He lied when he said he was honest about how he dates women, he failed to mention that Brian actually DOES fight for his beliefs (like overturning ban on same-sex marriage, legalizing pot, fighting against dog discrimination etc), Brian HAS worked at the soup kitchen and Brian has never flaunted the fact that he drives a Prius.
And even if is a Lecherous pervert still a good person (not perfect) but muuuuch better than Brian by Far, Brian represent those liberal middle class Douche leftist SJWs who think they are better than Anyone but like any middle class leftist are scum hidding in a cloak of Self-righteousness Like those Super Rich, actors and Music stars playin the social justice card when they despise average-poor people in general
This is both one of the best and worst scenes. It is so cathartic to see Brian be knocked off of his high-horse, even for a little bit. It’s a fantastically beautiful rant about why Brian is so awful. The bad is that this shows that Seth knows all the bad things about Brian, things that the people who watch his show criticize, but he hasn’t changed Brian’s character. It would have been so much better if this was something that kept getting brought up, or something similar to the way they handled Brian’s book, have it in the background but always have it present. They could have made Brian the likable character he was in the early seasons, but now he’s just a husk of his former self. Now, Brian is just an evil demon wearing the skin of someone who was once so nice. Edit: I forgot about Seth not writing anymore, so just replace “Seth” with “The Writers”.
Honestly what I would have loved the most for this episode is instead of Quagmire hating Brian, it was Joe hating Quagmire. Because think about it, in recent years Quagmire has had a dramatic change in character, they toned him down from being this sex crazed rapist. So instead, the episode is focused on Quagmire being surprised Joe hates him, how could he hate him after all this time? Well Joe has really only hung out with Quagmire when Cleveland and Peter are with them. Then Joe goes through this speech, and this acts the catalyst to kinda explain why Quagmire has changed alot recently.
The reason Quagmire was perfect for this rant was because he isn't saying this because he is better then Brian, he's saying this to prove Brian is no better than him
He said Brian is the worst person he knows. That is basically saying Brian is worse than him, which I'm sorry but he's not. Quagmire is a rapist, Brian isn't, so that case is closed.
The 1984 Project Yea the Literally Rapists is not better then the Guy who is only real gimmick is to be a 2010 Douchebag This kind of rant needed to come from someone that’s close to Brain someone who has a direct connection to him and his life Chris or even Stewie would have been better choice Especially Chris who gets no love from the writers to have him actually have a deeper connection to Brain would have been outstanding Stewie and Brain personal episodes are always money so no doubt it would have been great
Not really, Quagmire does recognize that he dates women only for their bodies, but they know that, he doesn't lie or manipulate them, he doesn't treat them like shit, etc. Plus, outside of this, he is a fairly nice guy.
@@ban2101lol what? Do you really believe that he gets a lot of women because he is honest with them? Lol he lies and manipulates them as Brian does. The only difference is Glenn is infantile child, who can't even develop relationships further than Brian. Brian at least tries but fails, because building relationship is hard
Notice how Brian asks him "HOW can you not like me?" And not "WHY you don't like me?" Thats because in Brian's mind he is such a great and amazing being, so talented that everyone needs to love him, while in reality he is so delusional and in denial about himself, not even seeing how douchbag he actually is
The moment brian realizes someone doesn't like him he immediately tries to get them to like him I'm pretty sure if quagmire started liking brian I'm pretty sure brian wouldn't care
Brian got way worse in later seasons. Acting like a prima Donna after writing a best seller and mistreating Stewie, not telling the authorities about the awful conditions of Stewies daycare because he wanted to sleep with the owner, knowingly giving Chris and Stewie Herpes, using his estranged son to get a spot on the writing team of a tv show, letting a woman and her baby drown, a facade he put on for the blind woman he dated, trying to hook up with one of Megs friends who was most like underaged (statutory rape), framing a co-worker for drugs because she caught him masturbating over a FB photo of her at a funeral, and ripping off Quagmire after he helped Brian get his teeth fixed.
As Brian explains in one episode, he is 8 years old, so Meg's friend is older than he is. If anything, it is Meg's friend who should be getting in trouble.
@@greywolf7577 We all know that Brian is not eight years old. He acts like a fifty years old douchebag. Let’s not forget that he knew that Stewie saved his life but he gave him herpes.
Spongebob really hasn’t done anything to anyone. He’s an annoying imbecile, but he’s a good worker, a decent friend, and generally not a menace to society. In fact on one occasion I think he actually calls out Squidward in his shit.
For an otherwise silly cartoon, this is incredible voice acting. He starts calm, and as he keeps going, he keeps getting angrier and angrier, and his voice keeps rising, with each level of disgust he has for Brian.
You know that whole Brian failing college twice part was entirely Stewie’s fault. Brian just wanted to have a second chance in graduating college, a chance which Stewie cocked up royally by convincing him to cheat his way through exams and written assignments.
which is brians fault for taking advice from a fucking baby whos also a sociopath super villain with minimal morals. Stewie "convinced him" yeah if someone convinces you to gut someone like a fish you are still a murderer, and you still CHOSE to do it, the blame is on you.
@@lordsickomode Stewie shouldn't have gone to college with Brian. Also, it was also Stewie's fault that Jillian broke up with Brian and he also got in the way of Brian dating Caroline.
Lauren Ahiable I think Quagmire’s point with the Louis thing is that Brian should be grateful to Peter, yet he continues to take from him and try to sleep with his wife. It’s more about the fact that he’s ungrateful and greedy rather than the sexual interest. Quagmire has shown interest in Louis and slept with Loretta, but he doesn’t really owe anything to Peter and Cleveland. Sure, that’s bad behavior, but he is aware of that and accepts it, plus Loretta did consent to sleeping with him so that’s on her too. He’s certainly a perverted character, but he knows that and isn’t trying to deceive himself. The rest of his points are pretty straightforward and valid. Quagmire is not a perfect character (obviously, it’s Family Guy lol), but he is far from the worst and I think this is a pretty impressive moment for him.
Travis Stoudt tbh u may have a point. For the past few year Lois has turned into quite a bitch. She tried to sleep with megs boyfriend and fucked Bill Clinton, she hit Stewie with her car and didn’t take him to the hospital, she was a kleptomaniac for a while, causes Chris to be hazed on his first day of high school which resulted in him in running away, and even more.
"Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but atleast i'm honest about it" its a good thing that shows like Bojack Horseman exist because there are people out here that act as if knowing what they do is bad/knowing that they are awful somehow makes them a better person.
Old Brian is missed to this day. I understood family guy straying away from evil Stewie later on because it got old but they had no reason to change Brian. He went from a guy who wasn’t perfect but a guy who you could rely on and call a true friend. Now he’s just a dick.
Who cares if it got old? Changing characters from a complete 180 only sets a precedence of laziness and inability. Who cares if people like Stewie or not? You're not going to like every character. The biggest problem with retconning characters, is when you're so used to it that some of the characters you DID like, you won't like any more because a hack of a writer can't keep consistency worth a damn and then throws in a Trump chicken fight for the lolz. Or their not so subtle approach to Republicans and/or Conservatism. I'm a liberal and I find their liberal agenda fascist. Liberalism means upholding "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" not the same quote minus those who don't fit your worldview. Quagmire is entirely right about the textbook liberal agenda and it fits Brian and Seth and Family Guy to a T. As he is entirely textbook generic about his liberal views. He's just not as self-aware anymore because he's a closeted conservative. Ever seen American Dad? That show is pro-conservative AF and its far more hilarious and entertaining. Family Guy has had its moments over the years and once in a while, they'll make another one, but its becoming increasingly sporadic with Seth's poor writing habits. Seth himself has admitted his love and effort goes into American Dad. Albeit no adult cartoon is better than King of the Hill. Thanks for reading.
@@OneManCast there is no pro agenda with American Dad, that's part of the joke, Stan is as "red blooded American" as it comes. Tbf, Seth didn't want to do all these seasons of Family Guy and only wanted to do about 4 season before moving on to other projects
The comment section is basically: 60% of people agreeing with how much of a jerk Brian has become. 25% bashing on Quagmire. 10% saying how Brain is similar to Seth McFarline and 5% people pointing this out.
To be real quagmire being honest about it doesn’t make him better as he is aware that he is a terrible person but doesn’t try to change how he acts and treats other people and shows no shame in what he does
That maybe true, but it’s better that Quagmire owns up about his flaws because Brian doesn’t. People who own up about there flaws make them humble and open minded to criticism.
@@Koopalingfan quagmire is not by any means humble he would throw a punch the second someone starts cutting up on his ass like when he fought Brian when they was dating each other ex’s
0:35 Sad thing about this scene looking back, Brian could've easily shown some empathy for Quagmire here. Layoffs and salary cuts are never fun for anyone, and in Quagmire's field of flying it could've been a good chance to open that conversation about flight disruption and maybe even create a small bond between them. Conversation, especially when trying to make friends should flow naturally and not rely on what YOU want to talk about. Brian was never about making friends with Quagmire, it was just to boost his ego.
@@isaacmillen8789 well hold on he was and that is what he is explaining Brian asked about quagmire's work and he explained what's up to Brian but Brian being Brian didn't know how to connect to the conversation and end up back to square one
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Quagmire didn't at all tell him about his job. He in fact quite literally told Brian to not ask about it and to instead just look it up.
Indeed. People are missing the point. Quagmire isn't talking about how bad Brian is, nor is he trying to prove that Quagmire is above Brian in any way. He's simply stating why he dislikes Brian. Quagmire even states specifically that he wouldn't care about all that bullshit if Brian wasn't such a boring asshole.
Despite the pooping part it seems like he's having an argument with himself and listing everything he hates about himself and what he thinks others hate about him
This is one of things I often worry about myself. I'm not the most sociable person and so I feel like I don't have a ton to say, but I still enjoy the company of my friends. However, my friends tend to laugh and play around more with each other than me. One friend, who I've known for almost two years and consider a best friend, seems to be a lot more playful around someone who they've known for a few months. Exhibiting traits I haven't really seen when they were hanging out with me. Really bruises my ego and self-confidence, and makes me think they see me as a casual friend bordering on acquaintanceship.
I get it since was on the same boat but as I grew older I realized that if anybody is going to like me, I had to like myself first. It wasn't easy reprogramming my brain like that but eventually I came to not hate/Feel inadequate. Mainly because I stopped caring what other people thought about me and started doing things I liked. Eventually people who enjoyed my company still hang out while others simply went away. In the end I found that liking myself should come first then taking care of others second is my path to happiness.
I know a girl like Brian and I roast her for this all the time. She reads a lot of "research" to always back up the same textbook leftwing views on every subject. If all of your worldviews are lock step with the cultural left or right, then you are boring as hell. Don't bother talking to me, I know how you see the world on everything. I don't need to hear about your super deep dive into a very narrow pool.
Quite fitting, considering Brian is his Mary sue. That show is such a bore filled with nuisances. This is one oc the only scenes where I could laugh. And this scene is also gratifying.
Seth is completly aware of what Brian's problems as a character are and why people dislike him so much, but instead of trying to make him improve in any way, he chooses to keep it that way, only being self aware
BILL CIPHER Yup, exactly. Family Guy doesn’t know how to be funny anymore so instead settles for cheap entertainment by making all the characters unlikable assholes.
@@oldgregg963 As I recall, he's not even writing for the show anymore, he let that in the hands of other people. He still makes the voices of the characters that he voiced since the start but I bet whenever he reads the script he's like "whatever the fuck did they do with my show?". Sure enough he probably wasn't hoping much from them but at least they could have done something worthwhile, but no, they do this.
Brian needed to have this talk, but quagmire isn't the character to do it, Brian isn't great, but quagmire is worse, he's arguably the worst character in the show, he's a serial rapist, pedophile, zoophile, he's killed people, he mentions how Brian is a bad friend because he loves lois, but quagmire also does that, he has sexually harassed peters wife and his daughter multiple times, and his defense is "at least im honest about it" which is stupid, that's like if someone's like "hey, I may have murdered 12 families, but at least I turned myself in", admitting your faults doesn't make you a good person, doing something to try and change that, is what pushes people to become good people, like the argument he made is good, but it's completely worthless coming from him, like most characters wouldve been better.
No, Quagmire hated Brian before that. The sister thing just made it worse because at that point Brian knew Quagmire hated him and rather than just flat out asking him why like he does here, he tries to be awkward and make it seem like a coincidence instead, making a few off hand remarks that get him in trouble.
Yea I didn't think this was serious in any way but people are suddenly acting like "yea this character is an asshole" as if they are anything like real people
I dont side with either one. They both lost sight of who they truly are. Brian was once a smart, voice of reason who actually loved women for their minds but somehow he let society change him and quagmire used to be a happy guy who gets along with everyone but now he has become full of hate for no reason. Heres a solution. Put them through the psychological detoxifier from rick and morty and Itll return them to their true selves
Ive been watching this show recently and haven't seen many episodes yet, but have watched videos of specific characters and their growth throughout the entire show so far. And i have to say my piece because in the comments ive seen the arguments go back and forth on who is worse: They are both terrible people, but they also grow in their own ways. What Quagmire says here, all of it, is true to Brian's character throughout family guy. His growth though is how much he is willing to put on the line for his family. Brian nearly sacrifices his life in plenty of episode to protect his family, Meg from cats, Peter from his kidneys failing and taking a bullet for him(and a few more), plus there are times where he can work with quagmire when he needs to. Quagmire grows in his respect towards women, still being honest about his intentions. Plus he is also loyal to his friends, having their backs when they need his help. Both are terrible in their respective fields, but they arent in black and white. They grow and change throughout the show and become a flurry of shades of grey, white, and black. Their human, with their own pasts, their own choices, and their own flaws. Honestly put any character next to them and they are just as complicated as these two!
The real tragedy is (like with Rick & Morty and Jerry) audiences tend to blindly hate on whoever the show tells them to. If every character in Family Guy got a 2 minute deconstruction of their flaws I’m sure some of the grievances listed against other characters would be far worst than a sense of self-importance. But since Quagmire hates Brain and tells us how to we do too. There are so many things more egregious than pretension.
I'll give Quagmire props for admitting that he's terrible and even being proud of it...but still, this just doesn't feel right. Yeah he's calling out Brian for being... everything he just described in this video, but my dude, Quagmire, you're a sex maniac who lusts over your friend's wife too and even their daughter when she turned 18 and admitting to it makes you a better person by comparison?
This is so ridiculous. Quagmire is most of these things but worse. He not only hits on his best friend's wives but also their daughters. He continuously rapes and drugs random women he finds at the bar, but still thinks it's better to admit that he does and feel proud of it rather than to deny or feel guilty that he does like Brian. On top of that the few women that he did hit it off with have his children that he neglects to see so he can't even call Brian a terrible father when he abandons hundreds of his own children. And in recent episodes, he acts like a sad, pathetic, and boring old cat lady, so there's no right for him to call anyone else a bore. Plus his career as a pilot is kind of questionable. He does a lot of weird things during his shifts and often puts his passengers lives in dangwr because of his own antics.
Brian's interest in wanting to be friends with Quagmire didn't even feel sincere,bet he thought "how could someone not like me?" instead of "why does he not like me? maybe I don't treat people right?"
He says "How can you not like me?", and the sad part is, a lot of liberal minded people think similarly, they can't bear the thought of someone not liking them.
@@Retarded_Pooh I'm kind of liberal but I also accept criticism and I don't get mad at people having own personal opinions. And I do listen to reason like for example I personally don't believe guns should be outlawed I just believed this would be restrictions on them so they don't end up in the wrong hands. I am liberal-minded but I don't act like a jerk to others I have friends who are Trump supporters. And they are very good people so it's not true for all.
It's not that he thinks he didn't treat Quagmire right, he just wants to know why he isn't liked by him. I mean, Quagmire listed out everything wrong with Brian that made him hate him, which doesn't make sense because he is not that different from Brian. They're a lot alike than they think when it comes to women, not wanting a relationship but use them for sex.
@@vmc1203ify as bad as Quagmire is, and he is bad, Brian is definitely worse in my opinion mainly because he is so pretentious. Quagmire is somehow more of a likeable character because he's not disillusioned about who he is and he has a more level headed perspective of himself. Those are just my thoughts after watching much of the series. The reason why everyone always laughs whenever Brian fails at something or gets his ass kicked is because he's so arrogant, disrespectful and undeserving of any success in life. Quite a few scenes and episodes come to mind.
Quagmire: "You constantly hit on your best friend's wife." Brian: "Quagmire, you've been caught peeping on Lois in the ladies' room and sleeping with Cleveland's wife. Piss off."
@@ShadowNoCap because it could be said about everything people sit around and bitch about with no intention of rolling up their sleeves and helping actually fix it.
@@sonnieandjacob facts, it's like those videos about gum woth plastic cases or people eating dolphins and dogs, people bitch about it being wrong but are too lazy to actually do something about it, that and I also kinda get annoyed how when people find out about the dolphin eating, they only say it's fucked up because they're sea creatures without going over the major cons of it, yeah I'm not up for the dolphin eating myself but at least I don't just say don't eat dolphins, eat cows and any other eaten meat instead cause we milk them as well
@@theradmadlad7681 Yeah I always found Brian pretentious. He acts like he is annoyed by most of the family most days save Stewie but he would be on the streets if he wasn't living with them.
I won't lie. Everything Quag said about Brian can also apply to me. I see a bit of myself in Brian. I too am a pretentious wannabe intellectual who thinks he's deeper than he really is. And I was a text book liberal at a time, and still am a bit. I'm not a father, but I am a college drop out. I wanna be a writer but haven't written all summer. And I guess Quag might call me a bore too. This scene hurts badly.
Hey man, admitting there's a problem is the first step to overcoming it. I wouldn't take Glen's words as the penultimate indictment of your character though. He's no better.
Travis Stoudt The core is that Quagmire, owns his flaws. How about Brian being a bleeding heart, but not actually volunteering his own time to improve anything? It’s a valid jab at an awful lot of liberals. I’m a left myself and conservatives are over represented every time I volunteer or donate blood.
"You want me to sit here and explain to you how a plane works?"
I'm dead 💀💀💀
“I dunno, yeah.”
@@firmlygraspit43 “You wanna maybe just go.”
Should've just said engine = power, air goes over wings become lift boom, and up to quagmire tell him the controls
@@PXLFrosty84”Quagmire come on, I’m really trying hard here.”
@@SourGummi1118" who asked you to try hard?"
"How can you not like me?"
Well for starters, you actually asked that question out loud.
He should've asked "Give me a chance." Instead, he was selfish.
GrandmasterDevo 💯
lmfao right
The one genuine question everyone wants to ask but due to social stigma as well as the actual effects of the question. Just can't.
This scene holds way more weight than just a roast. I love it but also pity how real it is.
"why dont you like me?" would have been better
Brian saying "how can you not like me" instead of "why don't you like me" or something like that is easily my favorite thing about this scene
Quagmire's “this mf” look right after that is perfect
That's absolutely nothing that tells about his personality you're idiot
It's a cool detail, because Brian's question insinuates that Quagmire is being ridiculous for not liking Brian, which shows that Brian is so full of himself that he didn't even understand how anyone could dislike him, before Quagmire did his rant. He proved Quagmire's point right before Quagmire even dissected his personality flaws.
@@Mrpersonman0 I said shut up you dork
@@Mrpersonman0 They're not the same question. "Why don't you like me" would straightly ask the reason behind someone not liking you. It insinuates that the person asking just wants to know the specific reason why they're not liked by another person. "HOW could you not like me" also demands the specific reason for why a person isn't liked, however it addresses the manner of the person that's being asked, to question the other person's behavior and especially if their behavior is puzzling. Brian asked Quagmire how he could not like him, not just because he didn't understand his own flaws, but also because he genuinely didn't understand and did not like Quagmire personally disliking him. He addressed Quagmire as if his behavior was illogical or in the wrong because he did not like Brian. That's what we call a loaded question, and that was Brian's mistake in starting a serious talk.
I think Brian saying *"How can* you not like me" instead of *"Why do* you not like me" says a lot & it only makes Quagmire's point even stronger
I wouldn’t say that’s too arrogant since your well liked by everyone, than all of the sudden one person doesn’t like you. That would be confusing. But yes saying “Why do you not like me?” is better.
@@Koopalingfan It is the epitome of arrogance. Because it means you are aware of your status among other people and believe you are entitled to it.
@@NinetooNineI see your point, but still.
@@KoopalingfanIt’s completely different, in my opinion. “Why” is a question aimed at one person. “For what reason don’t YOU like me?” is what that question means. “How can you not like me” is significantly more arrogant. It’s more a question like “For what possible reason could you NOT like me?” Which is insanely arrogant. It implies that there’s no logical reason to dislike you. It’s normally something people say tongue in cheek, or flirtatiously in a non serious way. If someone legitimately said “how can you not like me?” that to me is a huge mark of arrogance. It shows that you believe you are owed friendship and being liked, which nobody is.
@@ivans562 Sure your right about that. But Brian didn’t know why Quagmire didn’t like him.
The battle between a terrible person who owns that he is awful, and a terrible person that refuses to admit it.
facts
except Quagmire barely owns up to the fact that he's awful... he shits on Brian for hitting on Lois when he's consistently done the same throughout the series, likely more times than Brian. Also, the dude is a sexual predator. You can't just casually spike women's drinks and hit on underage girls and then act like you're better than someone who is dishonest in relationships because hey, at least he owns up to it (which I actually haven't actually seen him do)
The issue is that the person that owns it has done FAR worse stuff...
@@ravedeath7690 the show is so random and non canon that i believe it's the writers fault for that, it's hard to believe that glenn in this scene who appear to be logical and rational is the same idiot predatory glenn we knew in the other scenes
@@ravedeath7690 to quagmires point Peter took Brian in that's different
This is the most serious and articulate I’ve ever seen Quagmire.
Ghosty the episodes with his family are lowkey pretty good if I remember them all correctly
Tell quagmire that he's a sex offender, Brian. You'd win the argument, eeaasily
@L3- -37 sex offender is worse than being a ''bore''
topnottalking it wasn’t an argument. Brian had asked Quagmire to explain why he didn’t like him. Had Brian retaliated, he would’ve just fueled Quagmire’s roast session.
@@masterinsatiable6656 not really most of the shit Quagmire's saying he does himself so it's real easy to say "bitch you do that shit too"
“You hit on your best friends wife”
YOU DID THAT FOR 10 SEASONS…THEN MADE A MOVE ON HIS DAUGHTER
I mean yea but Quagmire was kinda quiet about I mean in the episode
Play It Again Brian
Brian had literally tried to kiss Lois
He’s not sly about it though. Lois and Quagmire both know how he is and he respects Peter enough not to break his trust. There has been one or two times he has slept with Lois but it’s hard to tell if those are part of the current continuity.
But he doesn’t live with Peter and his family. Imagine living with a whole family, getting all your needs met by their paychecks, and having the gall to openly flirt with your best friend’s wife-while giving advice to and hanging out with their kids.
@@ReconNarwhal as soon as Peter and Lois split, Quagmire went right for her and almost slept with her. Ya you can they aren’t together anymore but that’s still a really bad friend
@@ReconNarwhal bro was on the ceiling watching Lois use the bathroom... then tried to get with her when Peter lost his memory?
I love how quagmire always hated Brian but never voiced the reasons until he was asked point plant. A lot of people “hate” others for no good reason but quagmire had the reasons, he just didn’t care enough or feel the inclination to voice them until called upon.
Everyone has their reasons. Quagmire benefits from having his speech prepared and scripted by a TV writer. Most people, when asked "why don't you like me?" are going to be too defensive and emotionally compromised to form a cogent argument.
My problem with this is everything he hates about. Brian is just himself he constantly hit on his best friend's wife and only one of them is an actual sex offender and sexual predator that spikes women's drinks and has had sex with underage girls multiple times. And yeah, while he can admit it, he doesn't change anything which makes him way worse than Brian because he hasn't done that being able to admit that you're wrong and then actively not changing. It is worse than not being able to admit it because you are acknowledged that you're doing something wrong, but then you choose to continue to do it
Yeah good ole quagmire effing Clevelands wife and spying on Lois peeing for years and such and such what a great guy.
@@georgeprchal3924 nobody denies that, mate, but at least he doesn’t pretend to be something that he’s not!
@@Chief24914 and had it been from anyone other than Quagmire it may have held weight.
Quagmire: “How’s that son of yours, that you never see?”
Every child of Quagmire: *._.*
He didn't know they exist lol
@@zagoat9384 actually he knows some of them.
@@zagoat9384 he gave his daughter up for adoption.
@@alphareturns5988 False and didn’t
@Indoctrinated Truth No he didn’t many times dumbass
"How can you not like me?"
Most pretentious, arrogant thing I've ever heard.
Amen, brother.
Not necessarily. It can be construed as "How come you don't like me?" Different wordplay but it operates the same way.
@@kgunitkeese17 not really. Asking "How can you not like me?" Comes at it like you find it incredulous that you're not liked, and not actually looking for an answer. "How come you don't like me?" comes across as a genuine question.
@@tincanmaniac1931 as if it's a sense of entitlement or just completely dumbfounded that you don't see why you're not liked.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 you can assume why you're not liked, but I've had to ask why someone didn't like me, since I genuinely wanted to improve my relationship with them. Sometimes you don't really know what the problem someone else has with you is exactly.
"I work at a soup store..You wanna help? *GRAB A LADDLE!* "
Youch..
Bro as a Person of low class I Legit Smiled man
GRAB A LADDLE INDEED BRIAN
I know a guy like that. He bytches and complains about homelessness and greedy Republicans but does nothing but complain and bash those trying to make something of themselves. He has a communication degree but works in a warehouse doing "grunt work". He could go work in the public relations department of a homeless shelter but would rather bytch and complain about it all than do something about it
What a total loser!
Quagmire may not have finished the steak, but that dude ate.
Quagmire may not have made the steak, but that dude cooked 🔥
Quagmire may not have butchered the cow, but he killed it.
Quagmire may not have wrote the check, but dude cashed it.
I still find it kinda weird and oddly fascinating how Seth McFarlane managed to make, essentially an argument with himself, sound so realistic and emotional.
Kinda like his Ego and Id arguing.
I feel like it was personal in a way. He's always said that Brian is the most similar to him out of all the characters in the show. Plus he doesn't even really change his voice for Brian , he just uses his normal one.
Most Family Guy scenes are of Seth McFarlane talking to himself and maybe one or two other voice actors.
he has a big vocal range
@@albinosquirrel7895 he actually based brian off himself and his experiences which makes this argument even more entertaining lmao
And yet Brian learned nothing. Not only that, he continues to get worse.
Tyree yet he’s still not wrong.
Ethan And? He is 10x worse than Brian has ever been. Pretentious douchebag vs raping pervert. No contest. Y’all just get off on hating Brian.
@@TheMryoungty1 it's a cartoon fucking numbnuts. Your argument sucks and so do you 🖕
The Kickboxing Community Then don't complain about brain?
@@notanarsonist7348 Where did I do that?
This is so painfully reminiscent of a road trip I went on with a woman who was so passive aggressive and I gave up trying to say anything witty. I eventually asked if everything was ok between us and got a three minute rant like this where she threw every accusation she could think of and said she should go out separate ways. 20 years later I got an apology email.
Was the apology email passive aggressive? Lol
LOL! 20 years? Did she find religion or join AA?
@@nelsonchereta816 no the atmosphere was more “ive just graduated from liberal arts college and im a feminist buddhist and you’re a white male patriarchal cis-gendered oppressor” she said in her email that she was immature at the time. She grew up, realised the world is more complex than she thought
Я хожу на группу поддержки для людей с биполярным расстройством и у меня тоже с одним человеком проблема, я ей не нравлюсь
@@1seansouth I mean, even it took 20 years, At least someone admits they was wrong. Did yall become friends again or you left it at the email
Quagmire: “You constantly hit on your best friends wife and you’re a terrible father”
Also Quagmire: Constantly hits on Lois, cheated with Cleveland’s wife and has many, many illegitimate children he’ll never see or visit.
He's not saying he's better he's saying they are both assholes
Hypocrite
Pretty much
Actually Cleveland’s wife cheated with Quagmire last I checked. Plus in the cases of those illegitimate children: Quagmire likely already left the mothers of those children before he knew they were pregnant
The point is they are both bad characters, but one owns it and other acts superior to everyone else
"I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore." - The deepest cutting line in the whole speech
Quagmire may be a much worse person but he’s right. Current Brian is a bore.
@@CaptainKotetsu Quagmire worse? LOL nope
@@stellarvinny2886 Pretentious Liberal vs Sexual Predator.
It’s a bit of a toss up tbh. Quagmire is more fun to watch though.
It's not easy being a bore. I wasted too much time trying to do things so people would like me, and it turned out none of that mattered because in the end I was a bore.
I eventually realized I should stop caring if people liked me. So I'm just a bore. Oh well.
@@taopilot2669 I doubt you’re that boring. You just need to stop caring what other people think and make an effort to do your own thing. I had t he same problem all through high school.
I love this clip because it’s just Seth McFarlane roasting himself 😂
Wait, Seth voices Quagmire? I didn’t know that.
@@9Ray_ Seth does voice Quagmire as well as MANY other characters in the series. This is common knowledge.
@@videogamerlexis Huh, I honestly didn't know Seth voiced Quagmire, I know he voiced a lot of the characters on the show, just not quagmire, big oof on my part.
if you can't hate yourself I guess
@@matguimond92 oh, but you CAN hate yourself, I know. I've done it. If you put me in a cage with another me, one of us would have strangled the other one.
Bro didn't even look hurt after all of that, he just looked disappointed lol
I wouldn't be that hurt if I were Brian. His whole rant rings hollow because he's a worse person then Brian and he fully embraces it.
In this scene, afterwards, Brian breaks down in tears and Stewie comforts him.
The fact that Brian said “How can you not like me?” Instead of something like “Why don’t you like me?” is probably what made him even more unlikeable in Quagmire’s book.
Why is that a problem?
@@samflood5631 because he’s trying to make Quagmire feel like he’s obligated to like him.
Reminder that Brian is directly based on Seth Mcfarlane.
@Zombie DPiece Probably to be honest. Not sure if its Seth being self aware or not though since he usually comes off as rather egotistical from what I have seen.
Seth's just a big masochist
@@volcanowo6332 you all watch his show. So really he a genius
Seth has huge balls. He called out Harvey Weinstein at a time when Hillary and the SJWs in Hollywood and Washington were protecting him.
No, Seth said Brian’s supposed to be a over exaggeration.
"I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it."
*Disguises himself as a priest to lure women into his house during a tornado*
You're talking about his level of honesty on two different matters.
Whats that got to do with what he said?
Wasn't that two cancellations before this episode?
Rizzla CS Everything.
what quagmire meant is that he doesn't go around preaching he dates woman for her personalites and brains, he admits he dates them for their bodies.
Seth expressed how the writers of his show failed his dog.
*Such a bore.*
As Sigmund Freud said, what you despise in others often reflects what you despise in yourself. That works not just for Quagmire towards Brian in some respects, but also Brian towards a lot of the people he himself doesn't like.
isnt that the guy who was a crazed, incest defender? 😂
sigmund fraud isnt someone you should take seriously, bro was literally just trying to justify his own behavior, no one in the psychology field respects him at all.
I used to not like Quagmire for hating Brian. But when I saw this, he actually has a good, logical reason to
Hasan Ahmed um what's a bore
Alex Bones He's boring
Hasan Ahmed thx
Naw cause Quagmires ol fat chin ass be doin da same stuff and even worse. At least Brian is up front wit his women and not druggin them before havin sex wit em. Quagmire can shut da hell up and Peter needs to whoop his ass for foolin wit his dog.
And yes i do understand dat dis is just a cartoon, buy when u watch it for so many years, dat shit seems so real and normal.
Quagmire's got a point...
2:11
2:13
"Driving A Prius Doesn't Make You Jesus Christ, Oh Wait You Don't Belive In Jesus Christ Or Any Religion For That Because Religion Is For Idiots"
No he doesn't. He just cherry picks Brian's mistakes and doesn't realize that Brian is a better person than him.
I mean, he said Brian only complains about society and never does anything to improve it. Did he forget the lengths Brian went through to lift the ban on gay marriage (something Quagmire refused to help with)? On top of that, he claims Brian never worked at a soup kitchen but Brian was literally working in a soup kitchen few episodes earlier.
Wow
Your cute freya
@YT_RelaxingEnd007 she is hot and super cute look at her channel
Quagmire isnt too different from Brian. Doesn't he dream about Peter's wife too
This is how all of us have one sided arguments in our heads.
XD
Gotta agree with you on that one
Me especially when it comes to my stepdad.
This scene lives rent-free in my head because I can picture it with my stepdad serving as Brian and me serving as Quagmire; me calling out my stepdad's abusive and pretentious bullshit and admitting that I've done some horrible things that I've regretted and even recently tried to fix.
@@GhostGuy99 dude, I get that so much. My father was...something else. He wasn't abusive, but he wasn't there for me much, not as much as I needed him to be, and my mom and I were more like utilities for him when he needed something done.
Alternate Title: Seth McFarlane yells at Seth McFarlane
“Driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ.” Someone needs to tell that to my sister in law
s staners burn
Somebody needs to tell that to Jesus!
Have you tried telling her that?
I know right!? Jesus would drive a Tesla.
Wait until she gets a Tesla...
Some people are missing the point, Quagmire is aware he’s all those things he pointed out to Brian, the difference is Quagmire isn’t trying to hide that he’s a terrible person, he’s telling Brian he’s just as bad as him
I don't think that's what he's doing. He admits that he does some of the things but alot of other things he's done and he's acting like he hasn't. I think this is just an continuity error
No Quagmire didnt say why he thinks Braian is a bad person but why he didnt like him. You can like nad person
He is some of the things he said brian was but he was either up front about it or at least tries to hide it and he didn't try to have sex with his best friends wife he liked her but he tried to hide it
But he lessens that he’s a rapist by saying “Sure, I date women for their bodies”
What I find funny is this is just Seth macfarlane Talking To himself on making fun of himself in a joking But serious way
My favorite part is that quagmire didn’t even take a second to think about it, he just has this articulate and detail-oriented roast ready off the dome
when you have that much pent up frustration and the dam breaks, you dont really need a rehearsal, you can kinda just keep going til you run outta steam or say everything that needs said
Brian's "How can you not like me" is exactly why me and Quagmire don't like him
Why is that such a problem to you?
@@samflood5631 Because of basic english. "How" implies brian is surprised. Like he can't comprehend in any way that no one would like him. It's not a "Why?" implying he truly wants to learn and listen, it's a "How?" of arrogance. It's why Quagmire goes off on him so hard.
Quagmire just spit the most brutal bars I’ve ever heard
Jamie Lee he’s gone after Lois numerous times and yells at Brian for liking her
In my book he did the right thing
Quagmire wins:fatality
People are so lame nowadays
I was gonna like you’re comment but u got 666 likes
"Who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice!"
I love that part! lol
But he passed college in one episode about farming and stuff
Haha I’m not sure quagmire went to college...🤷🏻♀️
Laura Eager
I'm not sure if you can fly a plane without going to college to get some kind of degree and even if you don't, quagmire at least has a job that hasn't been useless or made people's lives worse like Brian.
@@couragew6260 I remember Quagmire actually saying to one of his kids(that he actually decides to take care of) that you dont need to go to college to be a pilot.
@@couragew6260 Yes he has. He slept with his best friend's wife, causing them to get divorced. So he is a hypocrite with that part considering he is much worse in that department.
A major turning point for Family Guy's character development. It showed that Quagmire actually worked well as the voice of reason sometimes.
One of my favorite Family Guy moments simply because Brian absolutely deserved to be told about all of his BS. Quagmire pretty much summed up everything we've seen from Brian in less than three minutes. I half expected this to break out into some brawl but then I remembered that Brian knows Quagmire would absolutely rock his sh*t to Kingdom Come so he's too cowardly to try anything. Lmao.
not to defend Brian because he is a piece of shit but this comment kinda rides Quagmires cock a bit too much, Brian does eventually start fighting back not even too long into their feud lol he was just trying his best to be peaceful in the beginning. granted he still went about things the wrong way
It's funny how Brian doesn't believe in Jesus Christ even though he met him more than once.
Exactly! That’s what I thought too!!😂
He's an atheist
@@Rosemary_bae yes and Guillermo Calvillo explained why it's funny
@Obama Oppresser how can I not believe who he is if he's Jesus?
thats the joke, cause thats how it works.
As much as Quagmire comes off as hypocritical at some points, his criticisms aren't wrong. Brian really changed from the first few seasons and not at all in a good way.
Yeah but Quagmire is worse
Jonathan Pascual ya your right Brian wasn’t as bad but now he became a less terrible quagmire.
At least quagmire is honest about his fault
quagmire atleast is usually honest about it
@@TerrierMartello that doesn't make him much better
The worst part is Quagmire was 100% right.
No he wasn't. He lied when he said he was honest about how he dates women, he failed to mention that Brian actually DOES fight for his beliefs (like overturning ban on same-sex marriage, legalizing pot, fighting against dog discrimination etc), Brian HAS worked at the soup kitchen and Brian has never flaunted the fact that he drives a Prius.
Is no one gonna talk about all the times Quagmire went after Lois.......AND her daughter?
I think he's a hypocrite.
@@RM2011ish ikr
I love how Brian asks a bunch of questions and doesn't care at all about Quagmires answers, and then asks why he doesn't like him lol.
“BRIAN HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD WHEN YOU HAVE MET JESUS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS”
That’s what I wished he said
they were trying to keep it as realistic and relatable as possible
Maybe he’s just stubborn.
Even in the second season when Peter pretended to be this great healer and bad things were happening to the family he said that God was pissed
@@jasmineroach1961 people can change over time.
Actually yes through out the show Jesus has been seen in the griffin household multiple times and he still doesn’t believe in religion. 🧐
Quagmire doing charity work is the most selfless thing I've heard anyone do in this show
And even if is a Lecherous pervert still a good person (not perfect) but muuuuch better than Brian by Far, Brian represent those liberal middle class Douche leftist SJWs who think they are better than Anyone but like any middle class leftist are scum hidding in a cloak of Self-righteousness
Like those Super Rich, actors and Music stars playin the social justice card when they despise average-poor people in general
He probably does it just to pick up homeless chicks just to sleep with them. Not because he cares about the homeless.
There's zero scenes of him volunteering at a soup kitchen
@@CMCSE And then there is Keanu Reeves.
@@CMCSE Well lust is only the second circle of hell.
This is both one of the best and worst scenes.
It is so cathartic to see Brian be knocked off of his high-horse, even for a little bit. It’s a fantastically beautiful rant about why Brian is so awful.
The bad is that this shows that Seth knows all the bad things about Brian, things that the people who watch his show criticize, but he hasn’t changed Brian’s character. It would have been so much better if this was something that kept getting brought up, or something similar to the way they handled Brian’s book, have it in the background but always have it present. They could have made Brian the likable character he was in the early seasons, but now he’s just a husk of his former self. Now, Brian is just an evil demon wearing the skin of someone who was once so nice.
Edit: I forgot about Seth not writing anymore, so just replace “Seth” with “The Writers”.
Seth had quit writing after 2011 so by then it was too late, the flanderization already hit
Honestly what I would have loved the most for this episode is instead of Quagmire hating Brian, it was Joe hating Quagmire.
Because think about it, in recent years Quagmire has had a dramatic change in character, they toned him down from being this sex crazed rapist. So instead, the episode is focused on Quagmire being surprised Joe hates him, how could he hate him after all this time? Well Joe has really only hung out with Quagmire when Cleveland and Peter are with them. Then Joe goes through this speech, and this acts the catalyst to kinda explain why Quagmire has changed alot recently.
The reason Quagmire was perfect for this rant was because he isn't saying this because he is better then Brian, he's saying this to prove Brian is no better than him
yes
The 1984 Project
Someone knows the truth
He said Brian is the worst person he knows. That is basically saying Brian is worse than him, which I'm sorry but he's not. Quagmire is a rapist, Brian isn't, so that case is closed.
juansanxhez he does roofie them thoufh
The 1984 Project Yea the Literally Rapists is not better then the Guy who is only real gimmick is to be a 2010 Douchebag
This kind of rant needed to come from someone that’s close to Brain someone who has a direct connection to him and his life
Chris or even Stewie would have been better choice
Especially Chris who gets no love from the writers to have him actually have a deeper connection to Brain would have been outstanding
Stewie and Brain personal episodes are always money so no doubt it would have been great
Quagmire spoke for everyone in this moment
Nope because even though Brian is a dick, he’s at least tolerable unlike quagmire who is an absolute scumbag
ik
Dante Mcmillan i agree
Luna Ranger yet everyone lost their shit when he died for two episodes...
Kyle Erman knowing that you’re a terrible person doesn’t make you any better.
Quagmire calling Brian a bad person is like Hitler calling Putin a bad person
I know, right!? Just like Glenn, that would make Hitler an obnoxious hypocrite.
Not really, Quagmire does recognize that he dates women only for their bodies, but they know that, he doesn't lie or manipulate them, he doesn't treat them like shit, etc. Plus, outside of this, he is a fairly nice guy.
@@ban2101You forget that Quagmire has sexually assaulted multiple women.
@@ban2101oh yeah, the same person that preys on underage girls and has date-r*ped multiple women. He’s the pinnacle of “respect” 🙄
@@ban2101lol what? Do you really believe that he gets a lot of women because he is honest with them? Lol he lies and manipulates them as Brian does. The only difference is Glenn is infantile child, who can't even develop relationships further than Brian. Brian at least tries but fails, because building relationship is hard
“How’s the job search going?”- Dad
Notice how Brian asks him "HOW can you not like me?" And not "WHY you don't like me?"
Thats because in Brian's mind he is such a great and amazing being, so talented that everyone needs to love him, while in reality he is so delusional and in denial about himself, not even seeing how douchbag he actually is
Not really a dog wants love from everyone.
I mean that's basic 101. Lol
@@Brand-New-Adventures So true and highlights his canine qualities in tandem with his human ones.
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a dog that has a mind of a cat
It's cool how smart and serious quagmire can be when he isn't thinking about sex
This the current Quagmire
Post nut clarity
He must be a real dick during November
Hating people for not enough good reason - is not cool! Quagmire is awful here!
@@roinerov9348 But you have to admit that he has the point.
When Kendrick Lamar says when he hates Drake...
But drake rebuttaled him in the Heart song, claiming he didnt say facts
The moment brian realizes someone doesn't like him he immediately tries to get them to like him I'm pretty sure if quagmire started liking brian I'm pretty sure brian wouldn't care
@@chapthanthunderkid1235 yeah that was the point where they really dont know each other
They've improved in later seasons
@@chapthanthunderkid1235 that was pretty much every episode that came before this.
Aye I’m your 1000th like!
@@skollandhati9961 I wasn't actually expecting that XD
"You constantly hit on your best friends wife" Bruhhh quagmire was tryin to get with meg as soon as she turned 18 lmao!
And trying to get with Lois since almost the beginning of the show
@@RTJPodcast at least he honest about it
@@jijingebob sahi ho lamo
His point with that was more about the fact that peter pays for his food and saved his life. Peter didn’t do that for quagmire
@@jijingebob How does that make it any better 😂😂 "Oh since you were honest about fucking my daughter its okay" tf
Brian got way worse in later seasons. Acting like a prima Donna after writing a best seller and mistreating Stewie, not telling the authorities about the awful conditions of Stewies daycare because he wanted to sleep with the owner, knowingly giving Chris and Stewie Herpes, using his estranged son to get a spot on the writing team of a tv show, letting a woman and her baby drown, a facade he put on for the blind woman he dated, trying to hook up with one of Megs friends who was most like underaged (statutory rape), framing a co-worker for drugs because she caught him masturbating over a FB photo of her at a funeral, and ripping off Quagmire after he helped Brian get his teeth fixed.
As Brian explains in one episode, he is 8 years old, so Meg's friend is older than he is. If anything, it is Meg's friend who should be getting in trouble.
@@greywolf7577 We all know that Brian is not eight years old. He acts like a fifty years old douchebag. Let’s not forget that he knew that Stewie saved his life but he gave him herpes.
Love him defending and protecting Peter in this.
I'm surprised Squidward hasn't done the same thing to Spongebob yet. At least to this degree.
Super Smash Revan Spongebob isn’t a bad enough person to warrant such a roast.
Spongebob really hasn’t done anything to anyone. He’s an annoying imbecile, but he’s a good worker, a decent friend, and generally not a menace to society.
In fact on one occasion I think he actually calls out Squidward in his shit.
Squidward tells Spongebob and Patrick off ALL THE TIME, they just don't hear it.
@@Amadeus8484 actually they do hear it but there just too stupid to realise there being insulted
@@slitchey That is what I meant haha.
I like how Seth Macfarlane is roasting Seth Macfarland
SellManStef Channel Lol, the name change.
Maria Sandoval Yeah he liked his own comment 555 times.
166*
yup
He is doing to himself
For an otherwise silly cartoon, this is incredible voice acting. He starts calm, and as he keeps going, he keeps getting angrier and angrier, and his voice keeps rising, with each level of disgust he has for Brian.
You know that whole Brian failing college twice part was entirely Stewie’s fault. Brian just wanted to have a second chance in graduating college, a chance which Stewie cocked up royally by convincing him to cheat his way through exams and written assignments.
which is brians fault for taking advice from a fucking baby whos also a sociopath super villain with minimal morals. Stewie "convinced him" yeah if someone convinces you to gut someone like a fish you are still a murderer, and you still CHOSE to do it, the blame is on you.
@@lordsickomode Stewie shouldn't have gone to college with Brian. Also, it was also Stewie's fault that Jillian broke up with Brian and he also got in the way of Brian dating Caroline.
@@samflood5631 Again, stewie is a fucking baby. And brian is, well, brian.
@@lordsickomode Brian is well, Brian? What do you mean by that?
@@samflood5631 I feel like that should explain enough, honestly.
Brian: "How can you not like me?"
*Well, this sure isn't Classic Family Guy so...*
Lauren Ahiable I think Quagmire’s point with the Louis thing is that Brian should be grateful to Peter, yet he continues to take from him and try to sleep with his wife. It’s more about the fact that he’s ungrateful and greedy rather than the sexual interest. Quagmire has shown interest in Louis and slept with Loretta, but he doesn’t really owe anything to Peter and Cleveland. Sure, that’s bad behavior, but he is aware of that and accepts it, plus Loretta did consent to sleeping with him so that’s on her too. He’s certainly a perverted character, but he knows that and isn’t trying to deceive himself. The rest of his points are pretty straightforward and valid. Quagmire is not a perfect character (obviously, it’s Family Guy lol), but he is far from the worst and I think this is a pretty impressive moment for him.
Healthy Boy it’s Lois
Travis Stoudt tbh u may have a point. For the past few year Lois has turned into quite a bitch. She tried to sleep with megs boyfriend and fucked Bill Clinton, she hit Stewie with her car and didn’t take him to the hospital, she was a kleptomaniac for a while, causes Chris to be hazed on his first day of high school which resulted in him in running away, and even more.
Stoney Tha God it isn’t as bad because nobody likes meg
Lauren Ahiable ikr
i love how brian just looks mildly disappointed. not even genuinely hurt or anything
Cause he knows Quagmire is a hypocrite and most or all the stuff he says Quagmire did himself.
Stewie points out that he looked like he’d been crying
@@balaclavatheslidegod1469 oh, interesting. i’ve never actually seen the episode, so
Because it's true
In the next scene he was pretty upset and Stewie had to comfort him.
"Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but atleast i'm honest about it" its a good thing that shows like Bojack Horseman exist because there are people out here that act as if knowing what they do is bad/knowing that they are awful somehow makes them a better person.
Old Brian is missed to this day. I understood family guy straying away from evil Stewie later on because it got old but they had no reason to change Brian. He went from a guy who wasn’t perfect but a guy who you could rely on and call a true friend. Now he’s just a dick.
Who cares if it got old? Changing characters from a complete 180 only sets a precedence of laziness and inability. Who cares if people like Stewie or not? You're not going to like every character. The biggest problem with retconning characters, is when you're so used to it that some of the characters you DID like, you won't like any more because a hack of a writer can't keep consistency worth a damn and then throws in a Trump chicken fight for the lolz. Or their not so subtle approach to Republicans and/or Conservatism. I'm a liberal and I find their liberal agenda fascist. Liberalism means upholding "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" not the same quote minus those who don't fit your worldview. Quagmire is entirely right about the textbook liberal agenda and it fits Brian and Seth and Family Guy to a T. As he is entirely textbook generic about his liberal views. He's just not as self-aware anymore because he's a closeted conservative. Ever seen American Dad? That show is pro-conservative AF and its far more hilarious and entertaining.
Family Guy has had its moments over the years and once in a while, they'll make another one, but its becoming increasingly sporadic with Seth's poor writing habits. Seth himself has admitted his love and effort goes into American Dad.
Albeit no adult cartoon is better than King of the Hill. Thanks for reading.
@@OneManCast there is no pro agenda with American Dad, that's part of the joke, Stan is as "red blooded American" as it comes. Tbf, Seth didn't want to do all these seasons of Family Guy and only wanted to do about 4 season before moving on to other projects
Same with how Lois is a complete psycho these days.
Old Brian is a cultural artifact from the oughts. He just isn't relevant anymore. We live in a different time.
@App Quit Seth is a champagne leftist
The comment section is basically:
60% of people agreeing with how much of a jerk Brian has become.
25% bashing on Quagmire.
10% saying how Brain is similar to Seth McFarline
and 5% people pointing this out.
COMIC FIRUKO lol
COMIC FIRUKO and a 100% a reason to remember the name
Still better than the average RUclips comment section. At least these people can stay on fucking topic
LordOfNothingreally true
and 0.01% laughing at how others are over-analyzing a cartoon
To be real quagmire being honest about it doesn’t make him better as he is aware that he is a terrible person but doesn’t try to change how he acts and treats other people and shows no shame in what he does
That maybe true, but it’s better that Quagmire owns up about his flaws because Brian doesn’t. People who own up about there flaws make them humble and open minded to criticism.
@@Koopalingfan quagmire is not by any means humble he would throw a punch the second someone starts cutting up on his ass like when he fought Brian when they was dating each other ex’s
@@Agent_ghost75 I do agree with that.
Glen never liked dogs. He's a kitty cat type of dude.
0:35 Sad thing about this scene looking back, Brian could've easily shown some empathy for Quagmire here. Layoffs and salary cuts are never fun for anyone, and in Quagmire's field of flying it could've been a good chance to open that conversation about flight disruption and maybe even create a small bond between them. Conversation, especially when trying to make friends should flow naturally and not rely on what YOU want to talk about.
Brian was never about making friends with Quagmire, it was just to boost his ego.
The best observation of Brian I've read. His ego was bruised.
The problem with that is that Brian was trying to get a conversation going and Quagmire wasn't allowing it
@@isaacmillen8789 well hold on he was and that is what he is explaining Brian asked about quagmire's work and he explained what's up to Brian but Brian being Brian didn't know how to connect to the conversation and end up back to square one
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Quagmire didn't at all tell him about his job. He in fact quite literally told Brian to not ask about it and to instead just look it up.
@@lil_jackgamez8992 Take that part at 0:35 about layoffs, Brian says "yeah?" in other words, he asks Quagmire to elaborate which he refused to to.
Quagmire isn't pointing out why Brian is a bad person, he's talking about why he hates him, or why he can't stand him.
Indeed. People are missing the point. Quagmire isn't talking about how bad Brian is, nor is he trying to prove that Quagmire is above Brian in any way. He's simply stating why he dislikes Brian. Quagmire even states specifically that he wouldn't care about all that bullshit if Brian wasn't such a boring asshole.
Quagmire LITERALLY says "Ok. I'll tell ya'. You're the worst person I know...."
@Jamal Ramadan That episode happens after this one
He finds him boring.
True
I like how Quagmire points out that Peter is Brian's bestfriend, yet Peter excludes Brian from the group because of Quagmire's hatred towards Brian.
I like that he is mad at Brian for what he does to Peter, in that moment it shows Quagmire really cares about his friends.
It doesn't change the fact that he's a terrible person.
@@chelseathecreativeFoxplus quagmire literally did the same and even made a move on Peter daughter once she was 18
@@krabbecorkorn Yep, I heard.
Did he care about Peter when he tried to spy on Lois going to the bathroom?! Did you see that episode?
@@user-hd7he7vy4s to be fair most of the thing that Quagmire listet can be backfired at him
I can’t tell if Brian is wearing a dress shirt with a tie or just a collar and tie with nothing else
thanks, now i cant unsee it
It was probably intended to be confusing lol
collar and tie with nothing else, or else his suit would have in built gloves
Lol I was looking at that
Probably his fur
As tedious as this show can be I think quagmire profound dislike of Brian actually really adds character to it
Yo
No, it's dumb.
@@user-tt2fh8nf1o explain why lol
@@pickledokra2963 proceeds to never respond because he speaks out of his ass
@@pickledokra2963 He's probably a liberal and doesn't like his entire identity made fun of and dragged through hot asphalt.
Where’s the Subway Surfers gameplay
Despite the pooping part it seems like he's having an argument with himself and listing everything he hates about himself and what he thinks others hate about him
Uhh... No
"--If you weren't such a *bore* !"
That probably hurt Brian the most knowing his ego.
This is one of things I often worry about myself. I'm not the most sociable person and so I feel like I don't have a ton to say, but I still enjoy the company of my friends. However, my friends tend to laugh and play around more with each other than me. One friend, who I've known for almost two years and consider a best friend, seems to be a lot more playful around someone who they've known for a few months. Exhibiting traits I haven't really seen when they were hanging out with me.
Really bruises my ego and self-confidence, and makes me think they see me as a casual friend bordering on acquaintanceship.
I get it since was on the same boat but as I grew older I realized that if anybody is going to like me, I had to like myself first. It wasn't easy reprogramming my brain like that but eventually I came to not hate/Feel inadequate. Mainly because I stopped caring what other people thought about me and started doing things I liked. Eventually people who enjoyed my company still hang out while others simply went away. In the end I found that liking myself should come first then taking care of others second is my path to happiness.
I know a girl like Brian and I roast her for this all the time. She reads a lot of "research" to always back up the same textbook leftwing views on every subject. If all of your worldviews are lock step with the cultural left or right, then you are boring as hell. Don't bother talking to me, I know how you see the world on everything. I don't need to hear about your super deep dive into a very narrow pool.
Quite fitting, considering Brian is his Mary sue. That show is such a bore filled with nuisances. This is one oc the only scenes where I could laugh. And this scene is also gratifying.
@@SeanKH19 the fuck is acceptable to you? Being a centrist?
Seth is completly aware of what Brian's problems as a character are and why people dislike him so much, but instead of trying to make him improve in any way, he chooses to keep it that way, only being self aware
BILL CIPHER Yup, exactly. Family Guy doesn’t know how to be funny anymore so instead settles for cheap entertainment by making all the characters unlikable assholes.
okay, but Brian is a reflection of Seth himself lol and its a comedy cartoon show, so yeah sounds about right.
@@kingrocky7519 thats the point ya know seth doesn't want to do family guy anymore he already stated that he wanted it to end a long time ago
@@oldgregg963 As I recall, he's not even writing for the show anymore, he let that in the hands of other people. He still makes the voices of the characters that he voiced since the start but I bet whenever he reads the script he's like "whatever the fuck did they do with my show?". Sure enough he probably wasn't hoping much from them but at least they could have done something worthwhile, but no, they do this.
I think thats the only right point about brian, he is just to lazy to do it better
I hardly ever watched this show but this clip has been stuck in my mind for years.
Brian needed to have this talk, but quagmire isn't the character to do it, Brian isn't great, but quagmire is worse, he's arguably the worst character in the show, he's a serial rapist, pedophile, zoophile, he's killed people, he mentions how Brian is a bad friend because he loves lois, but quagmire also does that, he has sexually harassed peters wife and his daughter multiple times, and his defense is "at least im honest about it" which is stupid, that's like if someone's like "hey, I may have murdered 12 families, but at least I turned myself in", admitting your faults doesn't make you a good person, doing something to try and change that, is what pushes people to become good people, like the argument he made is good, but it's completely worthless coming from him, like most characters wouldve been better.
LOL Quagmire is actually right! Brian used to be nice on the show but he has turned into a complete jerk in the recent seasons.
Even though Quagmire hated Brian because he didn't know about Quagmire's sister. That's bullshit.
No, Quagmire hated Brian before that. The sister thing just made it worse because at that point Brian knew Quagmire hated him and rather than just flat out asking him why like he does here, he tries to be awkward and make it seem like a coincidence instead, making a few off hand remarks that get him in trouble.
Chara Dreemurr the sister thing was still bullshit
Zachary Xavier About the religion discussion, Why did Brian do that to Meg?
Chara Dreemurr Quagmire just can't get over the fact that Brian slept with his dad
I like how everyone here is siding with Brian or Quagmire but I'm just in shock at the fact that the writers do such a good job with this scene.
Sure, sounds like a good time.
I'm siding with Quagmire.
Yea I didn't think this was serious in any way but people are suddenly acting like "yea this character is an asshole" as if they are anything like real people
juansanxhez well at least they got a halfway decent scene out of it
I dont side with either one. They both lost sight of who they truly are. Brian was once a smart, voice of reason who actually loved women for their minds but somehow he let society change him and quagmire used to be a happy guy who gets along with everyone but now he has become full of hate for no reason. Heres a solution. Put them through the psychological detoxifier from rick and morty and Itll return them to their true selves
Ive been watching this show recently and haven't seen many episodes yet, but have watched videos of specific characters and their growth throughout the entire show so far. And i have to say my piece because in the comments ive seen the arguments go back and forth on who is worse:
They are both terrible people, but they also grow in their own ways. What Quagmire says here, all of it, is true to Brian's character throughout family guy. His growth though is how much he is willing to put on the line for his family. Brian nearly sacrifices his life in plenty of episode to protect his family, Meg from cats, Peter from his kidneys failing and taking a bullet for him(and a few more), plus there are times where he can work with quagmire when he needs to.
Quagmire grows in his respect towards women, still being honest about his intentions. Plus he is also loyal to his friends, having their backs when they need his help.
Both are terrible in their respective fields, but they arent in black and white. They grow and change throughout the show and become a flurry of shades of grey, white, and black. Their human, with their own pasts, their own choices, and their own flaws. Honestly put any character next to them and they are just as complicated as these two!
The real tragedy is (like with Rick & Morty and Jerry) audiences tend to blindly hate on whoever the show tells them to.
If every character in Family Guy got a 2 minute deconstruction of their flaws I’m sure some of the grievances listed against other characters would be far worst than a sense of self-importance. But since Quagmire hates Brain and tells us how to we do too. There are so many things more egregious than pretension.
The characters people hate on are usually the ones with the liberal agenda
I'll give Quagmire props for admitting that he's terrible and even being proud of it...but still, this just doesn't feel right.
Yeah he's calling out Brian for being... everything he just described in this video, but my dude, Quagmire, you're a sex maniac who lusts over your friend's wife too and even their daughter when she turned 18 and admitting to it makes you a better person by comparison?
*cough* my family *cough cough*
very good point. all these characters are pretty bad, and quagmire would be ranked top 3 most unethical people if he got the "why you suck" speech.
I am the 80th like yay me ❤❤❤❤
“hOw dO thOsE tHiNgS eVeN wOrK?”
“What, PLANES? How does a PLANE work?”
_You want me to sit here and explain to you _*_HOW_*_ a plane works???_
@@TopHatOnline Well...yeah.
@@breadleygrain365 You wanna maybe just go?
@@NOOSEOfficer Quagmire come on, I'm really trying here...
@@breadleygrain365 Who asked you to try hard?
This is literally Seth MacFarlane ranting about one of his own characters 😂😂😂
About himself really, Brian is his FG ego 😂
He hasn't wrote for family guy in 10 years
Hmm cant like 420
characters gotta have flaws haha
Moonwalker 2007 it’s probably why he opted to kill off Brian at one point.
Legend has it Seth MacFarlane is ranting about himself in a second perspective in the recording booth
This is so ridiculous. Quagmire is most of these things but worse. He not only hits on his best friend's wives but also their daughters. He continuously rapes and drugs random women he finds at the bar, but still thinks it's better to admit that he does and feel proud of it rather than to deny or feel guilty that he does like Brian. On top of that the few women that he did hit it off with have his children that he neglects to see so he can't even call Brian a terrible father when he abandons hundreds of his own children. And in recent episodes, he acts like a sad, pathetic, and boring old cat lady, so there's no right for him to call anyone else a bore. Plus his career as a pilot is kind of questionable. He does a lot of weird things during his shifts and often puts his passengers lives in dangwr because of his own antics.
1 minute and 25 seconds of truth. Must've felt like an hour for Brian.
@Clawbytes how do you know?
@Clawbytes 1:25=/=1.25
@@chumbud dog time
He basically said everything Brian has done from season 1 till that point
John Smith the joke failed because he forgot how time works. Don’t defend that.
Quagmire's #1 best rant..
Everything he said is true!
Ahh he said about hitting on Lois but he’s gone after Lois numerous times and has even gone after Meg
@@espnluver7525 That's a Fact, All of these Assmire Defenders are stupid
666th like. Am I the devil? :0
Even if everything he said is true about Brian, he still has no right it to be saying any of it which is the big kicker in this whole rant to me.
Damn quagmire violated brian holy shit💀
It's a bit hypocritic for Quagmire to hate Brain for hitting on Lois when he does that too.
Brian's interest in wanting to be friends with Quagmire didn't even feel sincere,bet he thought "how could someone not like me?" instead of "why does he not like me? maybe I don't treat people right?"
He says "How can you not like me?", and the sad part is, a lot of liberal minded people think similarly, they can't bear the thought of someone not liking them.
@@Retarded_Pooh I'm kind of liberal but I also accept criticism and I don't get mad at people having own personal opinions. And I do listen to reason like for example I personally don't believe guns should be outlawed I just believed this would be restrictions on them so they don't end up in the wrong hands. I am liberal-minded but I don't act like a jerk to others I have friends who are Trump supporters. And they are very good people so it's not true for all.
@@thermslusitania1151 he said "a lot of" not all of them you dimwit
It's not that he thinks he didn't treat Quagmire right, he just wants to know why he isn't liked by him. I mean, Quagmire listed out everything wrong with Brian that made him hate him, which doesn't make sense because he is not that different from Brian. They're a lot alike than they think when it comes to women, not wanting a relationship but use them for sex.
@@vmc1203ify as bad as Quagmire is, and he is bad, Brian is definitely worse in my opinion mainly because he is so pretentious. Quagmire is somehow more of a likeable character because he's not disillusioned about who he is and he has a more level headed perspective of himself.
Those are just my thoughts after watching much of the series.
The reason why everyone always laughs whenever Brian fails at something or gets his ass kicked is because he's so arrogant, disrespectful and undeserving of any success in life. Quite a few scenes and episodes come to mind.
“How’s that son you never see?”
I dunno Quagmire, how’s the hundreds of kids you spawned you never see?
Abortion
A 458 stop bringing politics into everything it’s what ruined modern day television and some movies
Ali Shirzad *There will be no politically charged comments under mine own comment*
Quagmire doesn’t know he has kids when he found out he took care of them
@@wanyekest7750 There's quite literally an episode where he finds 3 of his kids and runs away
The saddest thing about betrayal... is that it never comes from your enemies.
Quagmire: "You constantly hit on your best friend's wife."
Brian: "Quagmire, you've been caught peeping on Lois in the ladies' room and sleeping with Cleveland's wife. Piss off."
“You wanna help ? Grab a ladle” that quote has many meanings to it
How
@@ShadowNoCap because it could be said about everything people sit around and bitch about with no intention of rolling up their sleeves and helping actually fix it.
@@sonnieandjacob na
@@sonnieandjacob facts, it's like those videos about gum woth plastic cases or people eating dolphins and dogs, people bitch about it being wrong but are too lazy to actually do something about it, that and I also kinda get annoyed how when people find out about the dolphin eating, they only say it's fucked up because they're sea creatures without going over the major cons of it, yeah I'm not up for the dolphin eating myself but at least I don't just say don't eat dolphins, eat cows and any other eaten meat instead cause we milk them as well
It's the best kitchen utensil to beat your child with
“How can you not like me”? That line says it all.
Right? He could have said something like, "Why don't you like me?" What he said makes it seem like he can't fathom the idea that somebody hates him.
@@theradmadlad7681 Yeah I always found Brian pretentious. He acts like he is annoyed by most of the family most days save Stewie but he would be on the streets if he wasn't living with them.
I won't lie. Everything Quag said about Brian can also apply to me. I see a bit of myself in Brian. I too am a pretentious wannabe intellectual who thinks he's deeper than he really is. And I was a text book liberal at a time, and still am a bit. I'm not a father, but I am a college drop out. I wanna be a writer but haven't written all summer. And I guess Quag might call me a bore too.
This scene hurts badly.
@@PEYTONTHEPROTAGONIST thank you for not attacking me in my vulnerability
Naw don't feel that quagmire is a literal rapist who wanted to bang lois and petes daughter meg
Hey man, admitting there's a problem is the first step to overcoming it.
I wouldn't take Glen's words as the penultimate indictment of your character though. He's no better.
Quagmire fantasizes about Lois too.
Brian: "How can you not like me?"
Quagmire: *I'm bout to end dis man's whole career*
What career?
Static Wolf it’s a joke and you guys are getting so asshurt about it that it’s sad as fuck lmao.
Jade Nguyen lol your right
Dog's*
DEFACTO BOOMER he really did
Glen had..... A lot on his chest.
I hate how he said hitting on ur best friends wife as quagmire has gone after Lois numerous times and has even gone after Meg
Travis Stoudt the point of that insult was that peter saved Brian and pays for him but Brian still tried to get Lois drunk and fuck her
Travis Stoudt The core is that Quagmire, owns his flaws. How about Brian being a bleeding heart, but not actually volunteering his own time to improve anything? It’s a valid jab at an awful lot of liberals. I’m a left myself and conservatives are over represented every time I volunteer or donate blood.
Andrew Huckstable Really? Do you go around taking names and political allegiances when you go to a blood drive or volunteer? I call bullshit on that.
That’s what she said?