This belongs to Seth McFarlane, I'm just a huge fan of Family Guy and surprised the crew didn't do it this way. All hail, Seth! (Looking at all of you to kneel)
Honestly I think he just put together criticisms about himself had a character state them to the character that is him just so he could make people think he's self aware or humbling.
@@shanefraley827 You're spot on. Brian is being liberal and atheist, he's representing Seth's views on politics and religion and Quagmire represents people who disagreed with him.
I love this scene because Quagmire isn’t trying to 1 up Brian, or say that he’s better than Brian, he’s simply putting that Brian is no better than him or anyone else
Finally someone here gets it. Quagmire is an awful person and in many ways worse than Brian, but the man knows what he is and isn’t trying to preach to anyone. Hell it took a whole episode just for Quagmire to get to this point because he was set on simply ignoring Brian’s existence. All he’s doing is knocking Brian off his high horse.
@@elroxmusic yes preaching because Brian kept bothering him the entire episode which I already said And we’ve already been over the fact that Quagmire is in many ways worse. He is the furthest thing from a saint, but he doesn’t try to act like one like Brian does
The biggest takeaway here is that Brian didn't ask _why_ Quagmire didn't like him, he asked "how can you _not_ like me?" Brian just seems to think everyone loves him and it's more weird that someone wouldn't, rather than think about why that may be.
This scene by itself was pure gold for Quagmire's character, but the editing of background clips with proof for his answer made this so much more satisfying.
When this episode happened it was years before Brian became a modern day asshole. This is what they were way ahead of. And what quagmire saw all along.
not really, this took place during the point where the transformation towards his current character was already like 70% complete. it began when the show got revived for season 4 (kinda like a lot of other qualities about the show), and this episode aired during season 8 iirc
"All I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me, *how* can you not like me?" By saying 'how can' instead of 'why do', Brian completely changed the question from one that says 'I do not understand your hatred towards me!' and instead comes off as a selfish 'Im perfect and everyone should like me so why are you not obeying me?'
Seriously. Peter told Brian that Quagmire hated him. Brian should’ve asked about the hatred and the response wouldn’t have been as cruel as this… hopefully.
Brian’s Misdeeds: - Constantly Hits on Peter’s Wife - Accepts food and shelter, yet no responsibilities - Defecates All Over Peter’s Yard - Pays for nothing, tells people he’ll pay later, but doesn’t do it - Pretends to be romantic, but actually objectifies women - Behaves like Holton Caulfield, who was a spoiled brat - Is way too overconfident about being a great writer - Never helped people; never even worked at the soup kitchen, despite having the chance - Is incredibly arrogant about his Prius - Mocks people who have religion (Brian is entitled to his own belief, but he shouldn’t force other people to believe him) - Is terrible at college - Mistreated his own son - Is a big, sad, alcoholic boor Coincidentally, the count is 13. A number that symbolizes bad things.
Yeah, but in the case of hitting on Lois, objectifying women, and his son, Quagmire has no room to talk. Quagmire has made passes at Lois plenty of times, being honest about dating women for their bodies does not excuse him from being a r@pist and pedophile has had affairs with married people, including Cleveland's former wife. And he really can't talk shit about Brian not talking to Dylan when he has a ton of bastard children that he's never taken responsibility for.
The thing that makes this so bittersweet is we ALL know someone who is exactly like Brian in real life, always wanting to feel morally superior to everyone else, and this clip puts into words what we have all been dying to tell that person since we first met them.
Tbf, Brian lives in a house and a neighborhood full of people who give him reason to think highly of himself by comparison. Fuck what Quag said about at least honest about it, he lies to women all the time.
Thanks! I remember watching the original for the first time and all those scenes just clicked in my head as to that should be there and that should be there. Which I was very surprised that MacFarlane and crew did not edit it that way. But, maybe left it for the fans to.
I think it would have clashed with the tone of the show, they've never done something like that so it would be completely out of left field and seem out of character
Is the viewer remembering not enough? Isn't that the point of watching a show? To have context for the rest of the show? This scene is so good because everything Glenn says actually happened.
@@BeeBN I respect Brian. He shot and killed the Super Devil, who's six inches taller than the regular Devil and rides a motorcycle. Gotta give credit where it's due.
I know, right? Brian used to be my favorite character, but he fell so far that when the show killed him off for a couple episodes I literally felt nothing. That's the main reason I stopped watching Family Guy.
Whether it was intentional or not, the glitch on Glen's face 0:05 is genius! It signifies how he snapped, like a short circuit, before letting out pent up feelings about Brian (Forgive me, I'm not a writer but I had to comment this.)
This is Quagmire’s best moment in Family Guy. He called out Brian in every way possible as to why he hates him. It’s not so much the things Brian has done, but the way he tries to cover up his bad behavior. As much of a hypocrite Quagmire is for when it comes to women, he’s at least honest about it and doesn’t hide the truth. Brian always tries to come up with some ridiculous claim just to get with women. Quagmire was saying exactly what we’ve all been thinking.
You're right about that but that still doesn't excuse Quagmire for all the heinous sick and disgusting atrocious acts he's committed and he's got a looooonnnngggg rap sheet.
@@marcustrice3246that’s the thing though, Quagmire admits here that he only dated women for their bodies, but unlike Brian he is honest about it and openly admits it. Basically, Brian is just as bad, or even worse the Quagmire.
Seth is well aware of his flaws. It’s just clear that he just can’t bring himself to change them and it just shows that he rips into himself about it everyday.
seth stop writing the the show since 2005 and only voice acting peter, brain, stewie, and quagmire. if anything, it more the of the writers just knowing the flaws they were making from family guy and just accept it.
this is so out of the blue, before this theres no sign of quagmire irritated by brian but i suppose they needed SOME character to call brian out like that
tbf, Brian had sex with Quagmire's (previously) Father after they had an argument on Dan's identity. That's kind of a big "well fuck you", so there's at least the justification for doing so. Not to mention emotionally manipulating him into this discussion is pretty scummy
Same here besides the dating women point because admitting to bad behavior and continuing to do so arguably makes that person worse than the one that's ignorant
Personally, I feel like that makes Quagmire actually better than Brian. He knows how shallow he is towards women and that he’s far from perfect and freely admits it. And another thing that makes him better imo is that he helps out at the soup kitchen. Makes me want to find the closest one to me and start volunteering there
For anyone who can't get behind why Quagmire hates Brian despite sharing some of his bad traits but in different ways, allow me to explain. Quagmire doesn't hate Brian just because he's boring. He hates him because of everything about him on top of that, along with the context behind some of the bad things Brian does. Quagmire hates that Brian tries to hide his horrible behavior to no avail, while he shows it without hesitation.
Right? That and Brian only tried befriending Quagmire because he made a terrible attempt to get him to like him. Brian can’t stand the thought of someone disliking him, not even a rapist creepy hellspawn like Quagmire. His ego and level of insecurity is so large that he tries looking for _Quagmire’s fucking approval_ on top of being completely dishonest about himself as a person.
Quagmire is terrible too He’s been hitting on Lois for years yet lecturing brian bout that thats bullshit brian has his flaws but doesn’t give quagmire thr right to talk shit to him
@@Sss-lt1it your right, it doesn't give him the right, but at least Quagmire is honest with who he is, he knows is a terrible person but he doesn't hide that and pretend to be a good guy like Brian does
When Seth realizes what character he actually wrote, rather then what he thought he wrote. It’s even funnier when you realize Brian is Seth’s mouthpiece 😂
wouldn't have met much in this scenario. Quagmire was and has never made an effort to make Brian like him, and Brian SPECIFICALLY asked for Glenn to explain why he dislikes him. if Brian had shot back, it would've been hollow - Quagmire doesn't care for him or his opinion.
"daddy?" "h god" escapes from the classroom and goes to special ed class "daaddyyy?" "oh god" escapes and goes to spanish class "papa?" "h god" goes to an another roon "are there kids here?" "no, just you and me" "great... You want to have unprotected sex?" "sure" "giggity!"
Brian came back into his son life just to use him. Quagmire not taking care of his kids is wrong. But at least he doesn’t come back into their lives to befit himself.
Over a year ago when I was still in high school, my Drama teacher wanted us to show examples of monologues in fiction by putting it on the projection screen, so I went with this. Best decision ever.
I'm dogshit at replying to comments on this site my bad 💀💀 my teacher and classmates loved it, it was a big surprise too because most of the people that went before me used anime scenes (nothing against that tho). I was originally gonna use a scene from the first SpongeBob movie (the speech SpongeBob gave before singing Goofy Goober Rock) but I decided to go with this instead
I guess no matter how nice you are, some people are just not gonna particularly like you. In reality we can't really force people to like/not like something/someone.
What you’re saying isn’t wrong, but that’s not the point of the rant. It’s the fact that there are some people who are simply too arrogant and self-absorbed to acknowledge their own flaws and pretend everything that goes wrong had to do with someone or something outside of themselves. It’s especially frustrating when you interact with people like them on a regular basis, and you do your best to get them to at least introspect, but they don’t budge, so your only options are directionless rage or to move on.
Theres a difference between reactively hating someone (hating them because they hate you) and hating someone because of who they are as a person. For the latter, all the ass kissing in the world wont make a difference because theres a fundemental difference between the people.
0:41 I love the fact that it looks like Quaqmire’s voice is coming from Brian. By the way, you edited these clips on top of the conversation really well.
I think the show took on a different continuity at one point, while keeping certain plot points in tact. Seeing that Quagmire use to hit on Lois all the time in earlier episodes and his treatment towards woman was, well sometimes hilarious, sometimes outrageous, sometimes outrageously hilarious (Who else but Quagmire?) not to mention the children he's never met, other than the one daughter he put up for adoption. Given that the show has gone through several changes, certain ones centered around the characters in the show, this makes me wonder if the show developed a new continuity from one season, because this is perhaps the most straight and painfully honest we've ever seen Quagmire. Just saying, if the show followed the same continuity from Season One, or even when it was revived after it was canceled, Brian would have called out Quagmire as an utter hypocrite.
Not true because most of the time it’s just quagmire being a perv, when he hits on Lois, he assumes that Lois is done with Peter. He would never hit on his wife
Yeah I think all of the character don’t have a big character development except Stewie. At first he was evil and all about world domination but overtime his evil side toned down
And he would be right to. At least Brian tried being a good dude at the start of it all, but seeing how the world works and adapting suddenly retroactively makes him a hypocrite somehow.
@@LoneWolf20213 it's a TV series dude None of that shit really happened It's 2 characters in that show that are discusskng the best and worst of why they hate each other
@@cipher-one I mean.....being a idiotic douche will always be better than being a pedophilic rapist. Admitting you are awful meaning nothing if you don't change shit.
Quagmire: "I’ve worked down at the soup kitchen Brian. Never seen you down there!" *shows clip of Brian walking in* Me: "And where were you in that soup kitchen, Quagmire?"
@@Raven12516that barely matters though. Brain and Quagmire are friends to Peter. NONE of them should be hitting on Lois...thats the point. Its not a matter of "he owes him" its about two of your best friends trying to plow your wife.
He also slept with Loretta and ruined Cleveland's marriage. And he pretended to be a virgin so Joe would let him sleep with Bonnie. And he also kept asking Meg if she's eighteen yet.
I watched most episodes of family guy. Hes actually not that bad compared to quagmire or even Peter or even most of the other characters. Even stewie is more evil than Brian.
Yeah!!!!! Considering the fact that he deliberately had an affair with Cleveland's wife Loretta 😳!!!! Along with the fact that he himself constantly hits on Lois!!!
@@AkataHabo-hx9ekdifference is brian wouldnt have a living without peter and still has the audacity to do this quagmire obviously does the same but he lives for himself and id imagine if peter told him to stop he would
The whole line for Quagmire: "Ok, I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. (getting angrier) And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You're always like. "Ooh, I'll get you later," but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy that loves women for their souls, but all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is a profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a SPOILED BRAT! And that's why you like him so much: he's YOU! GOD, you're pretentious! (brimming with indignation) And you delude yourself by thinking you're a great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should (mockingly) "Legalize Pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass; how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America! Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen YOU down there! You wanna help? GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, WAIT! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because (mockingly) "religion is for idiots." Well who the HELL are YOU to talk down to anyone?! You failed college TWICE, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father - how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that... all of it... if you weren't such a BORE! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic BORE! Sigh... Well, see ya, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak."
Yeah, and that's what makes Quagmire a total hypocrite! And it's really terrifying that he has a trail of half-sibling children born out of wedlock with different mothers he dated!!
The point is that Glenn is a horrible person but he is aware of how terrible he is and he doesn't pretend to be good Brian on the other hand is a terrible person that either lacks self awareness or just pretends to be a saint
I always felt that Quagmire’s monologue to Brian I was understandable and powerful. However, seeing it with all these clips gives it more power and it’s even better with them.
I’ve never understood why they retconned brain being a bad father to his son. First of all it wasn’t until Brian went look for an old flame that he even found out about him. The mother of his son made no effort to contact Brian to let him know about their son. Not only that but when Brian did find out about his son he did the right thing. He took custody of his son even helped turn his sons life around. When Brian first met his son he was a punk, delinquent and probably got in trouble with the law. But once Brian took him in and the two were able to have a heart to heart he cleaned up his act and became a better person. And last time I checked it was Peter and his friends including Quagmire who are responsible for Brian not see his son because Brian wasn’t fun to hang around with. So they had the mother take back custody. But then they turn around and act like Brian just dumped his son on his mothers porch and drove off. Brian made an effort at being a good dad and was doing a good job at it until Peter and his friends ruined it. And now it’s some how a running joke that Brian’s a bad father when it’s not even his fault he never sees his son.
Yeah but then the next time Brian sees Dylan, it's like he doesn't even want to talk to him and Dylan was actually happy to talk to his dad. But then when Dylan mentions that he's starring on a show, THEN Brian takes an interest in his son's life. He only used Dylan to boost his OWN career. And then both the father & son admit that Brian's a terrible dad. I still HAVE NO IDEA how Brian was able to make Dylan in the first place
I actually love how Quagmire developed as a person in this scene when he calls Brian for everything that he's done in his life because it explains that what we're all thinking about what Brian had done in the past few years
@@Spiralreddyou can be a hypocrite and still be right. Brian asked Glenn, it's not like he's randomly insulting. And this comes after an entire episode of him trying to politely ignore Brian.
The thing is that quagmire isn’t saying that he’s better than him, he is saying why he doesn’t like him. Quagmire does not care if he’s liked or not but Brian does. All the reasons quagmire doesn’t like him, Brian shouldn’t like quagmire either but he wants to force himself to do so. Wether that be unknowingly making innuendos about a girl that turns out to be quagmires abused sister, or faking a letter of a woman that meant more than anything to quagmire. He’s selfishly disregarding quagmire’s feelings in the matter because he can’t handle the fact that somebody close to his best friend hates him.
Quagmire: How's that son of yours you never see? Me: How's that daughter of yours Glen? Oh wait you gave her up for adoption because she was interfering with your sex life! Even though Brian became an overprotective father and became unbearable around other people at least he turned Dylan from a thug into a well-mannered guy. And you unsurprisingly said you're going to have sex with your own daughter when she gets to a certain age.
I’m actually glad he gave her away. Not trying to sound heartless. But she has a family who cares for her. I wonder how she would look like now?? There is no way Quagmire would bang a 13 year old girl. I said too much lel.
To paraphrase what Quagmire said: at least he's honest about himself. Meanwhile, Brian tries to be a good father to his son Dylan for a bit, then later on, when he's a TV star, he tries to use him to boost his own career!
To be fair, he didn't want the daughter. He didn't even know about the daughter until she was at his doorstep. At least he gave up Ana Lee knowing he couldn't take care of her
@People's Republic of Petoria when he found out he had another daughter, he tried to be in that girl's life albeit briefly with no ulterior motive. Unlike Brian.
I've always felt this teardown of who Brian is as a person/character would've had more lasting impact if it came from Peter or someone else in the family. In the moment, it's really easy to side with Quagmire, but that also comes with ignoring all the shitty things he himself has done. No, him admitting to being honest about dating women for their looks isn't enough to cover his ass - it's not even a half-truth. If you take all the cartoon antics seriously like this conversation did, then Glenn is an abhorrent person for stuff like kidnapping groups of women or intentionally not wearing protection so his STDs can spread like wildfire and making light of it. He shouldn't act like being honest about that kinda stuff makes him a better person than Brian. Even if he covers up his intentions under false attempts at being a good or intelligent person, he's not taking pleasure in destroying women's lives like Glenn does. Not to say that what he says about Brian is wrong, it just needed to come from somebody whose morals aren't as fucked as Quagmire's was at the time.
I feel like someone like Like Meg or Joe would have been better to talk down Brian because despite some of the stuff they've done they are (for the most part anyway) still good people who wouldn't stand with what Brian has done over the years
I actually like that it's Quagmire. Quagmire's point isn't that he's better than Brian, it's that they are just as bad yet Brian pretends to be better than he is. Quagmire doesn't care Brian is a bad person, he cares that Brian is fake. Quagmire, being just as bad or worse than Brian, is one of the few people who can truly recognize this, and also sets up for this "you're just like me" talk. It means more when the villain calls you evil...
That's the thing though. Quagmire ISN'T trying say he's better for calling out on all Brian's flaws despite being a sleazeball himself, he's calling Brian out because HE'S the one doing that.
Exactly!! Quagmire is literally a sex offender (and a proud one too). And come to think about it, Brian might be a douche, but it's still one of the best people in that family
We know how horrible Brian is, but let’s be honest Quagmire is NOT the person who should call him out on it based on the simple fact he’s done so much worse.
That’s quagmires point though. Quagmire said at least he’s honest about the fact he’s a piece of crap but Brian is so disingenuous about the type of person he is. Pretending he’s so deep and intelligent when he’s really just a shallow mediocre writer who leeches off everyone.
@@davidfairweather3301 he’s downplaying how much of a horrible human being he is, this is the same Quagmire who like Brian harbored feelings about banging Lois for years (going so far is to watch her go to the bathroom and almost sleeping with her when Peter was suffering from amnesia), tried to have sex with Meg as soon as she became of age, had affair with Cleveland’s first wife while also trying to sleep with her again years later, and worst of all has multiple kids, some of which he doesn’t know about and one he almost sleeps with later on. Brian is a piece of crap but he is a saint compared to Quagmire, he is not in the position to call out Brian on anything it makes him a hypocrite, and Brian could’ve easily clapped back against Quagmire with the receipts to back it up.
@@davidfairweather3301 that just proves his point. Being open about being a bad person doesn't make you better it only makes you worse. If you know what you're doing is wrong and yet you don't stop because you don't want to then how can you sit there with a straight face and criticize someone for doing the exact same things you've done?
@@ashuraomega1000 I’m not saying Quagmire is a better person, and Brian isn’t unaware that he’s essentially a fraud, he literally puts on an act. He knows he isn’t intelligent, he knows that he doesn’t give a crap about the complexities and nuances of the women he dates…as long as they’re hot and not as smart as him, and despite Peter being his best friend who gave him a home and a family, he would happily have sex with Lois had the opportunity ever been offered. So yeh it isn’t that Brian simply isn’t aware of his flaws, it’s that he’s purposefully disingenuous about himself, and also is the first to criticise others. Like quagmire said about Brian’s rants about how bad America is and the lower classes being crushed by “big corporate America” - but Brian does fuck all to play his part. He doesn’t work or pay taxes, he isn’t doing volunteer work and has never lifted a finger challenge the issues he apparently cares about. They’re both terrible people, but quagmires problem with Brian is that he’s just fake. Everything he puts forward about himself is pretty much bullshit, and deep down he’s just a shallow, unintelligent, unemployed fool. It’s like if you had someone trying to push their ideas on to you, but you know that they themselves are complete failures in life, you’d be annoyed at them.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead well since @ replies didn't exist (or smth idk why people did this) you could've changed your @ in the mean time, i seriously don't know if it was just a deleted comment tbh
Says Quagmire who has been trying to sleep with best friend's wife for ages to the point of a very unhealthy obsession, plus he's been more active in his attempts than Brian who seems to rather bottle up his feelings towards Lois. This also comes from a guy who kidnaps or roofies women and girls. However, aside from being hypocritical like hell in this part, he's absolutely right about Brian. Although I'm not sure what's worse, to pretend to care for a woman only to get her to a bed, or to openly talk about being a rapist. (Edit: of course the latter)
That is really awesome that you edited all of that together to give even more context to this. I mean I think most of us watching know what Quagmire is referencing although maybe not directly what scenes they're from so the fact that you edited like this and got the scenes in there is really awesome.
IKR? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. On top of that, he “dates women for their bodies, but at least he’s honest about it,” yet 85% of the time, Quagmire date-rapes women. He calls Brian a sponge when he just leaves without paying for his own steak, so… yeah. And to top it all off, he calls Brian out for hitting on Lois when Quagmire does literally the same thing AND has tried to hit on Meg as well! Jesus, Glenn’s a total hypocrite!
He also criticize Brian for not being there for his lost son, well inleast he tried I guess in that one episode, unlike Quagmire where he has the habbit of leaving a trial of bastards sons and daughters and I think in one episode he mentioned he sometimes leaves them behind for adoption.
@@AlastorAltruistGaming quagmire is way worst than Brian but that doesn't mean his wrong it just means that's his a hypocrite but he's points still stand
That little flicker before Quagmire starts talking is perfect timing.
[there has been a disturbance]
Something just snapped
The universe couldn’t handle the incineration that Quagmire was about to do to Brian.
@@kaj7135Too bad it is negated by one thing and it is Quagmire himself. The dude is freaking rapist and a pedophile.
@@anonymoususer775something inside of me
So, to summarize...
*Brian's all bark and no bite.*
Boooooooo but for real it’s a good joke
Yeah, unless if ass medicine is involved.
Yeah but he’s a dog 😂
@@caitsk4teso as a dog you'd think you would also have a bite
@@SlimKim3shut up, Meg
There you have it. One minute of Seth MacFarlane ranting on himself.
A wise man once said: "What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm going to do it anyway."
Honestly I think he just put together criticisms about himself had a character state them to the character that is him just so he could make people think he's self aware or humbling.
@@DarkWolf-407
Yeah probably.
@@shanefraley827 You're spot on. Brian is being liberal and atheist, he's representing Seth's views on politics and religion and Quagmire represents people who disagreed with him.
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 a man stuck in sin
I love this scene because Quagmire isn’t trying to 1 up Brian, or say that he’s better than Brian, he’s simply putting that Brian is no better than him or anyone else
Finally someone here gets it. Quagmire is an awful person and in many ways worse than Brian, but the man knows what he is and isn’t trying to preach to anyone. Hell it took a whole episode just for Quagmire to get to this point because he was set on simply ignoring Brian’s existence. All he’s doing is knocking Brian off his high horse.
@@HoodWeegeehe literally is preaching in this clip and is one of the most condescending people on the show
@@elroxmusic yes preaching because Brian kept bothering him the entire episode which I already said And we’ve already been over the fact that Quagmire is in many ways worse. He is the furthest thing from a saint, but he doesn’t try to act like one like Brian does
Only he does... he literally brings up going to soup kitchens and goes "at least I'm honest" like it makes it better than him
@@ergob3907Yeah being honest about it makes it worse and everything he called Brian out on is something he did
The biggest takeaway here is that Brian didn't ask _why_ Quagmire didn't like him, he asked "how can you _not_ like me?" Brian just seems to think everyone loves him and it's more weird that someone wouldn't, rather than think about why that may be.
I think it also has to do with the fact that he’s personally never really done anything to Quagmire
0:04 That moment of single static is like Quagmire's patience is finally snapped off
0:04 PLOT TWIST: That static was added to express Quagmire’s blind rage.
True!!! 😂
@@blacklight8626 😅😂🤣
Haha yeah
Holy shit. Um, thanks for all the likes, guys. 😳😊
I wanted to say that I meant to do that, but in all honesty? That was purely by mistake when I was moving wires to record it from TiVo.
This scene by itself was pure gold for Quagmire's character, but the editing of background clips with proof for his answer made this so much more satisfying.
You did this with no budget, and this left a bigger impact than how the actual episode did it. Well done.
I was like... Come on Quagmire... tell us how you really feel...!!! (LOL) 🤣
It’s literally just splicing clips together…
Not true
But he just used clips from other episodes it's not like he created the clips 😂
How did you get the adult swim rips
A rapist calls out a narcissist.
Everyone loses.
The worst person you know made a good point lmao
It's true that Quagmire is an objectively worse person than Brian, but at least he doesn't pretend not to be a scumbag.
@@derekquigley5816 That is what makes Brian objectively worse than Quagmire. Brian is a scumbag, sexually predatory narcissist all in one.
@@derekquigley5816 Honestly, admitting that you're fully aware of how bad you are but just don't care only makes you worse.
@@derekquigley5816 not really a win
When this episode happened it was years before Brian became a modern day asshole. This is what they were way ahead of. And what quagmire saw all along.
That's right. Soon as Quagmire said all that, it made me question what kinda person Brian is. Hahaha
Yeah, at first I hated quagmire but now brian is kind of asking for it. Hows that liberal agenda doing now d bag.
not really, this took place during the point where the transformation towards his current character was already like 70% complete. it began when the show got revived for season 4 (kinda like a lot of other qualities about the show), and this episode aired during season 8 iirc
And 10 months later your comment completely failed. 😂
Except that Quagmire's a flaming hypocrite. See my epistle, above.
"All I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me, *how* can you not like me?"
By saying 'how can' instead of 'why do', Brian completely changed the question from one that says 'I do not understand your hatred towards me!' and instead comes off as a selfish 'Im perfect and everyone should like me so why are you not obeying me?'
Like George costanza and the masseuse
Seriously. Peter told Brian that Quagmire hated him. Brian should’ve asked about the hatred and the response wouldn’t have been as cruel as this… hopefully.
That is a very good observation I never would have read into because I was so engaged with Quagmire sticking it to the pompous asshole.
@@kendallandrews8691 Yes…you said that above…I’m pretty sure I already read it before I replied to the OP…😐
@@MichaelAarons1701 whatever
This is really well made!
Thank you very much. I'm just surprised McFarlane and crew didn't do it this way.
@@RudeCustoms nah this was genius the way you set all the scenes up they should’ve did this in the actual episode
@@RudeCustoms They could have... and they should have. Thanks!
@@RudeCustoms hi
@@RudeCustomsto be fair, it wasn’t a Brian centric episode
Brian’s Misdeeds:
- Constantly Hits on Peter’s Wife
- Accepts food and shelter, yet no responsibilities
- Defecates All Over Peter’s Yard
- Pays for nothing, tells people he’ll pay later, but doesn’t do it
- Pretends to be romantic, but actually objectifies women
- Behaves like Holton Caulfield, who was a spoiled brat
- Is way too overconfident about being a great writer
- Never helped people; never even worked at the soup kitchen, despite having the chance
- Is incredibly arrogant about his Prius
- Mocks people who have religion (Brian is entitled to his own belief, but he shouldn’t force other people to believe him)
- Is terrible at college
- Mistreated his own son
- Is a big, sad, alcoholic boor
Coincidentally, the count is 13. A number that symbolizes bad things.
Amen
Thanks for this, and also boor*
Yeah, but in the case of hitting on Lois, objectifying women, and his son, Quagmire has no room to talk. Quagmire has made passes at Lois plenty of times, being honest about dating women for their bodies does not excuse him from being a r@pist and pedophile has had affairs with married people, including Cleveland's former wife. And he really can't talk shit about Brian not talking to Dylan when he has a ton of bastard children that he's never taken responsibility for.
Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Brian has a human son somehow???
@@jamessewake8285don’t you mean bore 😂😂
Quagmire was so bitter about that question he almost broke the fourth wall with that static.
The thing that makes this so bittersweet is we ALL know someone who is exactly like Brian in real life, always wanting to feel morally superior to everyone else, and this clip puts into words what we have all been dying to tell that person since we first met them.
Tbf, Brian lives in a house and a neighborhood full of people who give him reason to think highly of himself by comparison. Fuck what Quag said about at least honest about it, he lies to women all the time.
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Agreed. Quagmire really has no business being self righteous whatsoever
@@southbeachtalent I think the whole point of this is the fact that Brian is like him but self righteous and he was sick of him pretending he wasn't.
This version should have been in the original series to be honest
Thanks! I remember watching the original for the first time and all those scenes just clicked in my head as to that should be there and that should be there. Which I was very surprised that MacFarlane and crew did not edit it that way. But, maybe left it for the fans to.
But one of the scenes came from a later episode.
I think it would have clashed with the tone of the show, they've never done something like that so it would be completely out of left field and seem out of character
Is the viewer remembering not enough? Isn't that the point of watching a show? To have context for the rest of the show? This scene is so good because everything Glenn says actually happened.
Makes it more personal being a straight scene with no editing. I can envision people criticising the scene for it being too edited or cinematic.
The worst part is that none of these applies to Brian in the first two or three seasons of Family Guy. They killed him.
Would've went hard if quagmire threw in "what happened to you" or "you've only gotten worse" somewhere in there
@@BeeBN I respect Brian. He shot and killed the Super Devil, who's six inches taller than the regular Devil and rides a motorcycle. Gotta give credit where it's due.
He he started hitting on Lois in like season 2
I love season 4 Brian
I know, right? Brian used to be my favorite character, but he fell so far that when the show killed him off for a couple episodes I literally felt nothing. That's the main reason I stopped watching Family Guy.
"Pay for nothing" and yet Brian is the one who payed for Quagmires STEAK dinner.
Still a sucker
Plus, Brian pays for Peter to get out of jail and even offers his kidneys.
The problem is, Brian said “how can you not like me?” instead what he should’ve said was “why don’t you like me?”
That just goes to show you that Brian's not humble!
Because Brian is insecure.
It was a pretty arrogant comment
Whether it was intentional or not, the glitch on Glen's face 0:05 is genius!
It signifies how he snapped, like a short circuit, before letting out pent up feelings about Brian
(Forgive me, I'm not a writer but I had to comment this.)
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Agreed
don't worry, brian's not a writer either
Bravo vince
This is Quagmire’s best moment in Family Guy. He called out Brian in every way possible as to why he hates him. It’s not so much the things Brian has done, but the way he tries to cover up his bad behavior. As much of a hypocrite Quagmire is for when it comes to women, he’s at least honest about it and doesn’t hide the truth. Brian always tries to come up with some ridiculous claim just to get with women. Quagmire was saying exactly what we’ve all been thinking.
You're right about that but that still doesn't excuse Quagmire for all the heinous sick and disgusting atrocious acts he's committed and he's got a looooonnnngggg rap sheet.
@@marcustrice3246that’s the thing though, Quagmire admits here that he only dated women for their bodies, but unlike Brian he is honest about it and openly admits it. Basically, Brian is just as bad, or even worse the Quagmire.
IIRC Quagmire has done a looot worse to woman than "dating them for their bodies"@@MythicShadow04
Lying to dumb girls is still better than being a saidistic serial rapist.
@@MythicShadow04quagmire is worse, because serisouly lying to dimb girls is better than being a saidistic serial rapist.
Seth is well aware of his flaws. It’s just clear that he just can’t bring himself to change them and it just shows that he rips into himself about it everyday.
Seth stopped writing the show about 13 years ago.
I don’t understand why Quagmire hates Brian
@@ryanward652he literally explained why in the video
seth stop writing the the show since 2005 and only voice acting peter, brain, stewie, and quagmire. if anything, it more the of the writers just knowing the flaws they were making from family guy and just accept it.
Why is anyone acting like they know a dude because he acts like other people.
When quagmire is calling you out you know you're bad
1:31 Brian spinning in the chair completely threw me off lol
...That little 'glitch' at the end is so perfect. It's like it represents something just 'snapping' in Quagmire's brain before he unloads.
He finally snapped
Giggity.
This video is even better with all those clips. Next, do Meg lashing out at Peter, Lois and Chris.
(Heading back to the Edit Bay)
Where’s the video
I check your channel for new videos but it’s not there
@@skyn3945 If everyone is saying that there is no video, then somebody should make one.
You’re right
I love the static before Quagmire starts talking, intentional or unintentional.
Quagmire saw the future. He tried to warn Brian of himself, but like every warning out there, he ignored it.
More like Quagmire warn Brian what Glen would become. Lol
“And you delude yourself by thinking your some great writer even though your terrible at it” OUCH he made it personal
this is so out of the blue, before this theres no sign of quagmire irritated by brian but i suppose they needed SOME character to call brian out like that
tbf, Brian had sex with Quagmire's (previously) Father after they had an argument on Dan's identity. That's kind of a big "well fuck you", so there's at least the justification for doing so. Not to mention emotionally manipulating him into this discussion is pretty scummy
And then they made Brian more and more of the douchebag Quagmire thinks him as.
@@hunter_michelie4425 I mean I don’t think brain knew did he?
@@xgamer560 he didn’t
@@hunter_michelie4425 the episode where brian had sex with Ida came out after this episode.
Thanks, this made me understand better all the points Quagmire makes
@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan to bad quagmire hypocrite
Same here besides the dating women point because admitting to bad behavior and continuing to do so arguably makes that person worse than the one that's ignorant
@@vrgamer3371truth
Like peter said once 'I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.'
@@vrgamer3371That, and Quagmire is a literal rapist
the tv static before quagmire answered was actually great, almost symbolizes his mental state about to explode as he gives it to brian
This was the BIGGEST sigh of relief after over a decade lol
Most savage takedown of an animated talking dog I've ever seen.
I like how quagmire points out that both he and brian are shallow when it comes to dating but he's honest about it
Personally, I feel like that makes Quagmire actually better than Brian. He knows how shallow he is towards women and that he’s far from perfect and freely admits it. And another thing that makes him better imo is that he helps out at the soup kitchen. Makes me want to find the closest one to me and start volunteering there
Quagmire is a serial rapist and a paedophile… I don’t think admitting to that makes him a better person. Quagmire should be in prison.
For anyone who can't get behind why Quagmire hates Brian despite sharing some of his bad traits but in different ways, allow me to explain.
Quagmire doesn't hate Brian just because he's boring. He hates him because of everything about him on top of that, along with the context behind some of the bad things Brian does. Quagmire hates that Brian tries to hide his horrible behavior to no avail, while he shows it without hesitation.
Yeah, Quagmire hates Brian because he isn’t honest.
Auagemire hates brian cuz Brian slept with his father..
Right? That and Brian only tried befriending Quagmire because he made a terrible attempt to get him to like him. Brian can’t stand the thought of someone disliking him, not even a rapist creepy hellspawn like Quagmire. His ego and level of insecurity is so large that he tries looking for _Quagmire’s fucking approval_ on top of being completely dishonest about himself as a person.
Quagmire is terrible too He’s been hitting on Lois for years yet lecturing brian bout that thats bullshit brian has his flaws but doesn’t give quagmire thr right to talk shit to him
@@Sss-lt1it your right, it doesn't give him the right, but at least Quagmire is honest with who he is, he knows is a terrible person but he doesn't hide that and pretend to be a good guy like Brian does
When Seth realizes what character he actually wrote, rather then what he thought he wrote.
It’s even funnier when you realize Brian is Seth’s mouthpiece 😂
Brian sitting there like, "My brother in Christ, YOU'RE A RAPIST!" 😂
wouldn't have met much in this scenario. Quagmire was and has never made an effort to make Brian like him, and Brian SPECIFICALLY asked for Glenn to explain why he dislikes him. if Brian had shot back, it would've been hollow - Quagmire doesn't care for him or his opinion.
In Christ?
And? They are both hypocritical assclowns. But ones honest and ones not you blind fanboy
He doesn't believe in Christ tho
@@Romit12 ok? And
"How's that son you never see?" How are those children you never see?
His daughter yeah he's definitely the one to talk
"daddy?" "h god" escapes from the classroom and goes to special ed class "daaddyyy?" "oh god" escapes and goes to spanish class "papa?" "h god" goes to an another roon "are there kids here?" "no, just you and me" "great... You want to have unprotected sex?" "sure" "giggity!"
Brian came back into his son life just to use him. Quagmire not taking care of his kids is wrong. But at least he doesn’t come back into their lives to befit himself.
Over a year ago when I was still in high school, my Drama teacher wanted us to show examples of monologues in fiction by putting it on the projection screen, so I went with this. Best decision ever.
How did it go?
How'd it go?
It didn’t really happened…that’s why he’s not responding.
I'm dogshit at replying to comments on this site my bad 💀💀 my teacher and classmates loved it, it was a big surprise too because most of the people that went before me used anime scenes (nothing against that tho). I was originally gonna use a scene from the first SpongeBob movie (the speech SpongeBob gave before singing Goofy Goober Rock) but I decided to go with this instead
I guess no matter how nice you are, some people are just not gonna particularly like you. In reality we can't really force people to like/not like something/someone.
@@shanefraley827 yeah, I don’t like Brian at all. I guess hold old character was okay, but his new one is terrible.
What you’re saying isn’t wrong, but that’s not the point of the rant. It’s the fact that there are some people who are simply too arrogant and self-absorbed to acknowledge their own flaws and pretend everything that goes wrong had to do with someone or something outside of themselves. It’s especially frustrating when you interact with people like them on a regular basis, and you do your best to get them to at least introspect, but they don’t budge, so your only options are directionless rage or to move on.
Theres a difference between reactively hating someone (hating them because they hate you) and hating someone because of who they are as a person. For the latter, all the ass kissing in the world wont make a difference because theres a fundemental difference between the people.
Agreed. I'm sure most people have that experience.
"How can you not like me?"
[Glitch noise]
Phase 2 boss fight begins now
0:41 I love the fact that it looks like Quaqmire’s voice is coming from Brian.
By the way, you edited these clips on top of the conversation really well.
I think the show took on a different continuity at one point, while keeping certain plot points in tact. Seeing that Quagmire use to hit on Lois all the time in earlier episodes and his treatment towards woman was, well sometimes hilarious, sometimes outrageous, sometimes outrageously hilarious (Who else but Quagmire?) not to mention the children he's never met, other than the one daughter he put up for adoption.
Given that the show has gone through several changes, certain ones centered around the characters in the show, this makes me wonder if the show developed a new continuity from one season, because this is perhaps the most straight and painfully honest we've ever seen Quagmire.
Just saying, if the show followed the same continuity from Season One, or even when it was revived after it was canceled, Brian would have called out Quagmire as an utter hypocrite.
Not true because most of the time it’s just quagmire being a perv, when he hits on Lois, he assumes that Lois is done with Peter. He would never hit on his wife
No he wouldn’t because quagmire isn’t a hypocrite
Yeah I think all of the character don’t have a big character development except Stewie. At first he was evil and all about world domination but overtime his evil side toned down
And he would be right to. At least Brian tried being a good dude at the start of it all, but seeing how the world works and adapting suddenly retroactively makes him a hypocrite somehow.
True
Quagmire repressed his anger for brian so much that the screen started glitching because he couldn't hold his anger much longer.
well... while Quagmire is right, he's hardly any better than Brian as he does some, not all, but some of the thing's Brian does as well
As he stated
He's honest about it
Doesn't say to women I love u then sleeps with them
He states all he wants is sex
Flomber Heimann what about the rape and other crimes he committed such as murder with a few people
@@LoneWolf20213 it's a TV series dude
None of that shit really happened
It's 2 characters in that show that are discusskng the best and worst of why they hate each other
Flomber Heimann yeah, but I’m saying for all the shit Brian is, Quagmire has no real room to talk
I guess I must have missed the episode where Quagmire gives a baby herpes.
If i was Brian, i would just end this with saying "At least im not a rapist."
I feel Glenn needs something like this too
That's not much of a comeback considering Quagmire admits to being a bastard as opposed to Brian who's basically in denial over the fact.
Ah yes cus admitting to being a rapist makes you so much better@@cipher-one
@@cipher-one I mean.....being a idiotic douche will always be better than being a pedophilic rapist. Admitting you are awful meaning nothing if you don't change shit.
@@cipher-one Actually Quagmire only admits to dating women for sex, not the other stuff.
One of the most impressive things is that Glenn executed that entire rant about Brian without a single curse word (until the very end, of course).
One of the understanding, non-violent situations of MacFarlane versus MacFarlane
“I work down at the soup kitchen Brian. Never seen you down there.”
*shows Brian going to the soup kitchen.*
Brian ain't there by choice.
I think he said he WORKED there, past tense, though that's what I heard.
@@FirebirdFreak87 Nah I think it was present tense but maybe there’s a transcript of the script online you can check or something
What makes this well deserved is because Brian asked "How can you not like me?" instead of "Why don't you like me?"
its crazy how quagmire puts all this together so well that it makes him look like the least goofiest character on family guy
"How's that son you never see?"
I don't know. How are your children? The ones you scattered across the world on your "job"
Quagmire accepts he's a piece of shit. Brian argues he's a good person.
what’s sad is that brian never tried to change this he basically denies to admit he’s bad
Quagmire: "I’ve worked down at the soup kitchen Brian. Never seen you down there!"
*shows clip of Brian walking in*
Me: "And where were you in that soup kitchen, Quagmire?"
How could quagmire have time to serve soup to the homeless when he’s too busy flying a plane or having sex at the same time?
he might have been in the back
Lol best comment ever. He might have been in the back
Or maybe taking a shit.
@@Chopawamsic Giggity
“You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife.”
He says, rushing over the many times he’s hit on Lois.
Except Brian owes Peter a lot more than Quagmire does to be doing that shit. And Quagmire doesn't act like a self-righteous douche about it.
@@Raven12516that barely matters though. Brain and Quagmire are friends to Peter. NONE of them should be hitting on Lois...thats the point. Its not a matter of "he owes him" its about two of your best friends trying to plow your wife.
He did change when him and lois went to lois school reunion
Tbf Quagmire doesn't live in Peters House unlike Brian not defending him of course
He also slept with Loretta and ruined Cleveland's marriage. And he pretended to be a virgin so Joe would let him sleep with Bonnie. And he also kept asking Meg if she's eighteen yet.
if you ever wonder why Quagmire hates Brian, just watch literally ANY episode with Brian in it
It's because Brian's a dog and Quagmire hates dogs.
I watched most episodes of family guy. Hes actually not that bad compared to quagmire or even Peter or even most of the other characters. Even stewie is more evil than Brian.
0:10 that's rich coming from quagmire
He got off of her he respects her boundary
@@blueraccoon1088 he's still tried in the past
So really he can't talk
And he tried to sleep with Meg when she turned 18
Yeah!!!!! Considering the fact that he deliberately had an affair with Cleveland's wife Loretta 😳!!!! Along with the fact that he himself constantly hits on Lois!!!
Also along with the fact that he also tried to bang HIS best friend's DAUGHTER 😭!!!!!!
@@AkataHabo-hx9ekdifference is brian wouldnt have a living without peter and still has the audacity to do this
quagmire obviously does the same but he lives for himself and id imagine if peter told him to stop he would
The whole line for Quagmire:
"Ok, I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. (getting angrier) And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You're always like. "Ooh, I'll get you later," but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy that loves women for their souls, but all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is a profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a SPOILED BRAT! And that's why you like him so much: he's YOU! GOD, you're pretentious! (brimming with indignation) And you delude yourself by thinking you're a great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should (mockingly) "Legalize Pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass; how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America! Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen YOU down there! You wanna help? GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, WAIT! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because (mockingly) "religion is for idiots." Well who the HELL are YOU to talk down to anyone?! You failed college TWICE, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father - how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that... all of it... if you weren't such a BORE! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic BORE! Sigh... Well, see ya, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak."
Man Quagmire was nuking on Brian
@@kalvin187douglasIt was glorious.
@@kalvin187douglasYes!!
Marvelous
@@antoniosalieri1048 thanks
1:20: this coming the guy who abandon his daughter
Yeah, and that's what makes Quagmire a total hypocrite! And it's really terrifying that he has a trail of half-sibling children born out of wedlock with different mothers he dated!!
The point is that Glenn is a horrible person but he is aware of how terrible he is and he doesn't pretend to be good Brian on the other hand is a terrible person that either lacks self awareness or just pretends to be a saint
The best part is Quagmire literally does all the same stuff
Pot and kettle
Half of it could have been Glenn talking about himself and projecting some of it on Brian as well, even though Brian is guilty of it
Difference is quagmire honest about it
He does have a good point.
With how loud Quagmire was talking, I'm guessing the other people in the restaurant felt a mixture of annoyance and awkwardness.
0:04 the static before quagmire speaks sent chills down my spine indicating that quagmire is finally going to snap
I always felt that Quagmire’s monologue to Brian I was understandable and powerful. However, seeing it with all these clips gives it more power and it’s even better with them.
The context added in makes this 10 times funnier.
I still remember the fact that Brian tricked Quagmire into buying a shitty apartment after Quagmire had his teeth fixed for free
I’ve never understood why they retconned brain being a bad father to his son.
First of all it wasn’t until Brian went look for an old flame that he even found out about him. The mother of his son made no effort to contact Brian to let him know about their son. Not only that but when Brian did find out about his son he did the right thing. He took custody of his son even helped turn his sons life around. When Brian first met his son he was a punk, delinquent and probably got in trouble with the law. But once Brian took him in and the two were able to have a heart to heart he cleaned up his act and became a better person. And last time I checked it was Peter and his friends including Quagmire who are responsible for Brian not see his son because Brian wasn’t fun to hang around with. So they had the mother take back custody.
But then they turn around and act like Brian just dumped his son on his mothers porch and drove off. Brian made an effort at being a good dad and was doing a good job at it until Peter and his friends ruined it. And now it’s some how a running joke that Brian’s a bad father when it’s not even his fault he never sees his son.
Yeah but then the next time Brian sees Dylan, it's like he doesn't even want to talk to him and Dylan was actually happy to talk to his dad. But then when Dylan mentions that he's starring on a show, THEN Brian takes an interest in his son's life. He only used Dylan to boost his OWN career. And then both the father & son admit that Brian's a terrible dad. I still HAVE NO IDEA how Brian was able to make Dylan in the first place
@@robertthreadgill5356 yeah but that’s a part of the retcon.
Also let's not forget quagmire put his daughter up for adoption.
The college one is inaccurate. His roommates kicked him out
@@eshswam Yeah, but at least he felt guilty afterwards and tried to check in on her, then let her go knowing it was what was best for her
And despite that whole rant, Quagmire was still respectful enough to thank him for the steak dinner, such a classy guy, Giggity.
They should've hired you to do this scene lol, great work!
I actually love how Quagmire developed as a person in this scene when he calls Brian for everything that he's done in his life because it explains that what we're all thinking about what Brian had done in the past few years
This scene is pretty crazy when you consider that Brian is basically Seth MacFarlane's self-insert. He was basically roasting himself here.
This reminds me of when Frank Grimes, or "Grimey" as he liked to be called, went off on Homer Simpson.
Still Grimes Is Jealous.
There is a 30 minute video talking about that lashing, its glorious
Quagmire has a point
He does the same thing to Lois though
Exactly he's a hypocrite@@itsmulaababy
@@Spiralreddyou can be a hypocrite and still be right. Brian asked Glenn, it's not like he's randomly insulting. And this comes after an entire episode of him trying to politely ignore Brian.
@jdott1, at least Quagmire never forced himself on Lois.
@@fandomking8939 ikr
for the homeless part i would have also added when brian was homeless and wiped peters windshield
You're right! I completely forgot about that one. It was the whole how Peter found Brian scene.
The thing is that quagmire isn’t saying that he’s better than him, he is saying why he doesn’t like him. Quagmire does not care if he’s liked or not but Brian does. All the reasons quagmire doesn’t like him, Brian shouldn’t like quagmire either but he wants to force himself to do so. Wether that be unknowingly making innuendos about a girl that turns out to be quagmires abused sister, or faking a letter of a woman that meant more than anything to quagmire. He’s selfishly disregarding quagmire’s feelings in the matter because he can’t handle the fact that somebody close to his best friend hates him.
Wow this almost made me like family guy for a sec good job.
Quagmire: How's that son of yours you never see?
Me: How's that daughter of yours Glen? Oh wait you gave her up for adoption because she was interfering with your sex life! Even though Brian became an overprotective father and became unbearable around other people at least he turned Dylan from a thug into a well-mannered guy. And you unsurprisingly said you're going to have sex with your own daughter when she gets to a certain age.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m actually glad he gave her away. Not trying to sound heartless. But she has a family who cares for her. I wonder how she would look like now?? There is no way Quagmire would bang a 13 year old girl.
I said too much lel.
To paraphrase what Quagmire said: at least he's honest about himself. Meanwhile, Brian tries to be a good father to his son Dylan for a bit, then later on, when he's a TV star, he tries to use him to boost his own career!
To be fair, he didn't want the daughter. He didn't even know about the daughter until she was at his doorstep. At least he gave up Ana Lee knowing he couldn't take care of her
@People's Republic of Petoria when he found out he had another daughter, he tried to be in that girl's life albeit briefly with no ulterior motive. Unlike Brian.
This was uploaded on Tom Hanks’ 64th birthday
“She would’ve known there’s no A in definite” 🤣🤣🤣
I've always felt this teardown of who Brian is as a person/character would've had more lasting impact if it came from Peter or someone else in the family. In the moment, it's really easy to side with Quagmire, but that also comes with ignoring all the shitty things he himself has done. No, him admitting to being honest about dating women for their looks isn't enough to cover his ass - it's not even a half-truth. If you take all the cartoon antics seriously like this conversation did, then Glenn is an abhorrent person for stuff like kidnapping groups of women or intentionally not wearing protection so his STDs can spread like wildfire and making light of it. He shouldn't act like being honest about that kinda stuff makes him a better person than Brian. Even if he covers up his intentions under false attempts at being a good or intelligent person, he's not taking pleasure in destroying women's lives like Glenn does.
Not to say that what he says about Brian is wrong, it just needed to come from somebody whose morals aren't as fucked as Quagmire's was at the time.
I feel like someone like Like Meg or Joe would have been better to talk down Brian because despite some of the stuff they've done they are (for the most part anyway) still good people who wouldn't stand with what Brian has done over the years
I actually like that it's Quagmire. Quagmire's point isn't that he's better than Brian, it's that they are just as bad yet Brian pretends to be better than he is. Quagmire doesn't care Brian is a bad person, he cares that Brian is fake. Quagmire, being just as bad or worse than Brian, is one of the few people who can truly recognize this, and also sets up for this "you're just like me" talk. It means more when the villain calls you evil...
That's the thing though. Quagmire ISN'T trying say he's better for calling out on all Brian's flaws despite being a sleazeball himself, he's calling Brian out because HE'S the one doing that.
Exactly!! Quagmire is literally a sex offender (and a proud one too). And come to think about it, Brian might be a douche, but it's still one of the best people in that family
@@amandabadlands "best person in the family" yeah no. Not by a LONG shot
This my favorite scene of the entire series and I don't think any other scene could possibly top it
We know how horrible Brian is, but let’s be honest Quagmire is NOT the person who should call him out on it based on the simple fact he’s done so much worse.
That’s quagmires point though. Quagmire said at least he’s honest about the fact he’s a piece of crap but Brian is so disingenuous about the type of person he is. Pretending he’s so deep and intelligent when he’s really just a shallow mediocre writer who leeches off everyone.
@@davidfairweather3301 he’s downplaying how much of a horrible human being he is, this is the same Quagmire who like Brian harbored feelings about banging Lois for years (going so far is to watch her go to the bathroom and almost sleeping with her when Peter was suffering from amnesia), tried to have sex with Meg as soon as she became of age, had affair with Cleveland’s first wife while also trying to sleep with her again years later, and worst of all has multiple kids, some of which he doesn’t know about and one he almost sleeps with later on.
Brian is a piece of crap but he is a saint compared to Quagmire, he is not in the position to call out Brian on anything it makes him a hypocrite, and Brian could’ve easily clapped back against Quagmire with the receipts to back it up.
@angiereyes7856 Yeah, but it's like Hitler lecturing Stalin on how he killed too many people.
@@davidfairweather3301 that just proves his point. Being open about being a bad person doesn't make you better it only makes you worse. If you know what you're doing is wrong and yet you don't stop because you don't want to then how can you sit there with a straight face and criticize someone for doing the exact same things you've done?
@@ashuraomega1000 I’m not saying Quagmire is a better person, and Brian isn’t unaware that he’s essentially a fraud, he literally puts on an act. He knows he isn’t intelligent, he knows that he doesn’t give a crap about the complexities and nuances of the women he dates…as long as they’re hot and not as smart as him, and despite Peter being his best friend who gave him a home and a family, he would happily have sex with Lois had the opportunity ever been offered.
So yeh it isn’t that Brian simply isn’t aware of his flaws, it’s that he’s purposefully disingenuous about himself, and also is the first to criticise others. Like quagmire said about Brian’s rants about how bad America is and the lower classes being crushed by “big corporate America” - but Brian does fuck all to play his part. He doesn’t work or pay taxes, he isn’t doing volunteer work and has never lifted a finger challenge the issues he apparently cares about.
They’re both terrible people, but quagmires problem with Brian is that he’s just fake. Everything he puts forward about himself is pretty much bullshit, and deep down he’s just a shallow, unintelligent, unemployed fool. It’s like if you had someone trying to push their ideas on to you, but you know that they themselves are complete failures in life, you’d be annoyed at them.
Quagmire showing everyone how they utterly RUINED Brian’s character
When everything he said relates to himself.
@Brandon Wyre not really. He says brian is selfish yet the dog offered both his kidneys to peter while quagmire didn't even visit him in the hospital.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead forgot to switch accounts or smth (i seriously don't know)
@@robloxarchiver what do you mean Forgot to Switch accounts?
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead well since @ replies didn't exist (or smth idk why people did this) you could've changed your @ in the mean time, i seriously don't know if it was just a deleted comment tbh
Says Quagmire who has been trying to sleep with best friend's wife for ages to the point of a very unhealthy obsession, plus he's been more active in his attempts than Brian who seems to rather bottle up his feelings towards Lois. This also comes from a guy who kidnaps or roofies women and girls. However, aside from being hypocritical like hell in this part, he's absolutely right about Brian. Although I'm not sure what's worse, to pretend to care for a woman only to get her to a bed, or to openly talk about being a rapist. (Edit: of course the latter)
That is really awesome that you edited all of that together to give even more context to this. I mean I think most of us watching know what Quagmire is referencing although maybe not directly what scenes they're from so the fact that you edited like this and got the scenes in there is really awesome.
Meanwhile, “Meg you 18 yet?”
Its surprised me that during this whole rant, he didnt mention how brian slept with ida
This episode was before Brian did that
off topic, but that quick zoom in to Big Business at 0:58 goes hard, and would go harder if the entire video was set to some impactful music.
Brian: …Quagmire, your a rapist.
Quagmire: …*leaves the restaurant*
The definitive scene of ”why Quagmire hate Brian”.
Nice done👌
I like how Seth is both roasting Brian and himself here. I respect people with self-awareness because it's so rare these days.
"You are the worst *person* I know."
Uh Quagmire, I hate to tell you this...
quagmire is far worse than brian is
That part where he said: "but at least I'm honest about it!", doesn't make him a bigger person though.
No one is saying otherwise. That doesn't somehow make him wrong.
@@RightBoyKA-POW he's never honest about it anyway. Lol
Always remember that Brian asks HOW quagmire doesn't like him, not WHY
That scene really powerful with the clips
Yep
“How can you not like me” I think you answered your own question…
1:20 look whos talking🤣.
IKR? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. On top of that, he “dates women for their bodies, but at least he’s honest about it,” yet 85% of the time, Quagmire date-rapes women. He calls Brian a sponge when he just leaves without paying for his own steak, so… yeah. And to top it all off, he calls Brian out for hitting on Lois when Quagmire does literally the same thing AND has tried to hit on Meg as well! Jesus, Glenn’s a total hypocrite!
He also criticize Brian for not being there for his lost son, well inleast he tried I guess in that one episode, unlike Quagmire where he has the habbit of leaving a trial of bastards sons and daughters and I think in one episode he mentioned he sometimes leaves them behind for adoption.
@@fighter500mx3 which makes so much more sense, especially when Quagmire runs away from THREE of his kids in Tale of a Third Grade Nothing.
@@AlastorAltruistGaming quagmire is way worst than Brian but that doesn't mean his wrong it just means that's his a hypocrite but he's points still stand
@@Mehdi69420 I find it most comforting when Quagmire calls Brian out on being egotistical and being intolerant and disrespectful to religious people!
He’s right with everything