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1:11 “You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife.” Says the guy who also hits on his best friend’s wife!

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"I'LL SEE YA BRIAN, THANKS FOR THE FUCKIN' STEAK!!" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

0:20 This isn't a modern stone-age world.

Only saying the simple facts of the truth here and there because the truth is it is what it is

I can honestly understand his reasoning as to why he doesn’t like him

This scene goes hard while listening to the instrumental of Meet the Grahams.

People siding with Quagmire and hating Brian don't get the joke. Quagmire basically hates Brian because he reminds him of himself . It's kinda like a popular gay dude at school hating another gay dude at school who is new there but became more popular and is not flamboyant

Y'all right that Quagmire is not the best person but I mean at least he is honest about himself he is not trying pretending like he is a good person like Brian, thats why he is kinda my fav character

I realize Arizona people hate me then nothing percent sure be fifteen percent how people acting so hateful then quagmire. Sound like nothing reason for hate me

Kendrick Lamar to Drake:

This reminds me of when Superman meet the Jocker. The Joker annoys him with his unique way of speaking, but Superman mocks him by calling him a pathetic, attention-seeking clown. But that was his mistake, because he only talked about very general moral concepts and did not give any proper answers to the ambiguous definitions that the Joker spoke of, and instead only criticized the Joker. And the reason the Joker was there was because Batman believed that Superman had a certain sense of justice. And Superman unfortunately failed Batman's test. The point is that no one is morally superior, or if they feel that way. Who admits that in the first place? A sex offender just criticizes other sex offenders, but the reason he is criticized is because he does not accept that he is no better and does not actually do anything to become better, but acts like a person who did it and looks down on someone else with such false moral superiority. It will. In a highly competitive society, stopping comparing yourself to others and taking care of yourself may sound like a nice thing to say, but it is truly necessary. If you cannot believe in yourself and be considerate and respectful of those around you, this vicious cycle will never end. What's worse is that everyone instinctively feels that they are losing in this process and goes the other way. And Brian is one of those hundreds of millions of examples included me.

He’s just a feckin dog for fecks sake. In fact he later became Quagmire’s emotional support dog. Quagmire’s just being judgeful yet is no better. Brian is a dog.

I think quagmire is worse than Brian and there's a few reasons for that. Here are a few examples 1 He's a hypocrite 2 He spied on Lois in the bathroom 3 He took advantage of Peter's amnesia to have sex with Lois 4 He most likely has hundreds of kids that he never sees 5 He became a pilot to have sex with the girls for the mile high club 6 Brian tried to get his son fixed on to a good path 7 Quagmire also had sex with Loretta and broke up her and Cleveland 8 Quagmire also had sex with a girl called Carolyn who dated Brian and Cleveland she cheated on Brian With Cleveland then she cheated on Cleveland with Quagmire 9 He also only dates to have sex with them Brian is interested in a relationship which more love sex is not just about love He didn't have a problem with Brian in the earlier seasons. Quagmire is funny but he worse then Brian he tried to have sex with Lois when Peter had amnesia like I said. He need to take a look at what he does. Someone should say "Look who's talking." To Quagmire

As right as Quagmire is, he is a much bigger failure as a father since he has had many children he walked out on.

the craziest part of this scene to me is that Quagmire is voiced by the same person, so it's literally Seth MacFarlane yelling at himself.

Brian: “All I’ve done is try to be nice to you and you still don’t like me. How can you not like me?” Also Brian:

"you constantly hit on your best friend's wife" As if he hasn't slept with Bonnie and Loretta. Hell, he keeps trying to sleep with Lois and Meg! 🥴

I also think brian is pretentious

how did Seth Macfarlane not run out of breath bro

How is Brian a bore?

December 2 2024

Kendrick felt the raw vitrol of this speech and was inspired to write Meet The Grahams

Alternate title: Seth McFarlane tears Seth McFarlane a new asshole for being Seth McFarlane.

Damn brian is like rey who was never there for his son

This gotta be the most hypocritical thing I ever hear someone say about someone else, This is like the pot calling the kettle black

2024

One of the best scenes in the series

Look who’s talking the guy who also hits on his friends wife and daughter

This is definitely Quagmire's finest hour

Quagmire literally tells Brian that his business is not going well and Brian just happily responds with "How do planes work?". God what a fall from grace. The worst part is the show never really showed how Brian became an asshole. He just was one day 😅

Charlie Morningstar: *mad at Quagmire* WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT HIM LIKE THAT?

Quagmire is a terrible person too, he also tries to have sex with Louis all the time. I tried it with Meg, he did it with Clevend's wife and lied to Joe to f- his wife

If family guy started having lore like this and becomes a drama, id watch the f out of it!!!

Just a reminder Brian has preyed on more underage girls than Quagmire has, and by a decent margin.

Ziemlich armselig und austauschbar. Er hat weggelassen, dass Brian durch strukturellen Rassismus benachteiligt ist.

7th grade lecture 😂😂😂😂😂

Quagmire tried to sleep with his best friends daughter and wife and ruined his other best friends marriage. Yet Brian is a pos lol

I haven't seen this rant in years. When I did, I was 17 and didn't really analyze the things Quagmire said. I thought I'd give that a try now. "You are the worst person I know." Quagmire? Look in a mirror. "You constantly hit on your best friend's wife." QUAGMIRE! LOOK IN A MIRROR! "You defecate all over his yard!" That's what dogs do! "You pay for nothing!" HE IS A DOG! "All you do is date bimbos! Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it!" That is not the zinger you think it is. I see his point, but it's not meaningful coming from a character like him. Admitting you are an asshole doesn't make you better than the one who feels bad about it. Honesty was not the issue here. "You delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note!" Well, you didn't, so that kinda invalidates your point. Brian never should have written that note and the fact he mislead Quagmire is terrible. That's a good point that Quagmire could have used in this rant, but didn't. "What I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda! How we should 'legalize pot, man!' How big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragegy in America!" Those are all true! What's wrong with having political beliefs where you are concerned about those in need? "Well, what have you done to help!?" He's bringing attention to these issues. That's what people do! What else can he do? He's just a dog! He actually got pot legalized in an episode, but sold out and had it made illegal again because Carter said he'd publish his novel. There! That's another point Quagmire could have used, but didn't. "I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle!" He is a DOG! Besides, I bet if Brian showed up at the soup kitchen to help the next day, that would only piss Quagmire off more. "Who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?" - Man talking down to dog. "How's that son of your's you never see?" How are all of yours? "That's the worst of it, Brain. You're just a big sad, alcoholic bore!" That's the worst complaint coming from a serial rapist? Who is also an alcohlic? Wow, what a hipocrit! Brian's not a great character, and Quagmire did have some good points, but they mean barely anything coming from someone like him. I can't believe the writers didn't realize that.

Damn I hate Brian now

1:07 Quagmire goes IN on Brian.

That's so true about liberals they talk big game but don't do shit

Why do i see lapis and Asuka have a conversation like this?

1:25 Quagmire is objectively wrong here. There’s an episode where Brian falls in love with a woman who is at least in her 70s because she was such a smart and talented musician. And I don’t even think that’s the only example. It always bugs me how much people side with the Brian hate when the whole joke is that it’s coming from Quagmire who is the worst person in the show by far

Scumbag vs scumbag, who will win? GET REEADDY TOOO RUUUMMMBBLEE!!!!!!

Quagmire is a rapist and a real piece of shit ngl But if you say Brian can't be worse, remember, he tried to have sex with a minor and has done other shit even quagmire has not. So yeah, I believe Brian is the bigger piece of shit

Quagmire patience and outlook on life is me at 26. Reminds me of squidward from spongebov

Quagmire- wolverine Brian- deadpool

This is what it's like going on a date, with someone you have nothing in commen with 😅