489 Separate Instances Of Someone Being Gay In The Metal Gear Solid Series.

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  • @frankinafishtankable
    @frankinafishtankable  2 года назад +6361

    Just to preemptively get these comments out of the way, here you go:
    “That’s not gay.”
    “*insert character here* isn’t gay.”
    “This was taken out of context.”
    “This character clearly shows interest in a women *insert scene here while forgetting bisexuality exists and that this is for fun*.”
    “So friends can’t *enter any of the situations above in video*?”
    “So 2 men can’t just be friends?”
    Clearly you don’t understand my cinematic romance epic I have spent 4 years compiling together very meticulously and that’s fine but pls pls keep your bone head comments to yourself. 🙂👍

    • @AriaHatesMayo
      @AriaHatesMayo 2 года назад +186

      I think the video was funny as hell i didn't take it seriously more satirical then anything like I don't think alot of characters here are gay but your video made me laugh and smile in a time I was in a dark place and reminded me of one of my favorite franchises. Also don't let the comments discourage you to much , people probably took this more seriously then they should and these characters have a important place in there heart and they have constricted this image of some of these characters anything outside of that image to them may trigger them hahaha and they get almost defensive but its nothing personal I don't think your videowas bad, it was well edited and I enjoyed it alot

    • @bx8016
      @bx8016 2 года назад +55

      they are legitimate criticisms.

    • @frankinafishtankable
      @frankinafishtankable  2 года назад +621

      @@bx8016 “Critisisms”, I made it for fun. If people are genuinely upset that there’s 1 single video like this an an extremely already heteronormative world then I can make a top 5 straight moment in the Metal Gear Solid series.

    • @bx8016
      @bx8016 2 года назад +42

      @@frankinafishtankable ? you are saying actions are gay when they aren't. its just stupid no offense.

    • @bx8016
      @bx8016 2 года назад +17

      @@rsh650 I don't understand.

  • @nicolas2328
    @nicolas2328 Год назад +9866

    you forgot the 490th instance of gay representation that every game had.
    You, the player

  • @jiffylou98
    @jiffylou98 Год назад +2218

    So friends can't recognize each other by the shape of their genitalia anymore? What has this world come to...

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie Год назад +279

      normalize copping a feel with your homies

    • @iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
      @iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081 7 месяцев назад +116

      why is the major balls bigger?

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 5 месяцев назад

      In what way has it ever been gay to know your homies balls by taste alone?

    • @Pishtola
      @Pishtola 2 месяца назад

      Cum

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 29 дней назад

      ​@@iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
      When you cop-a-feel of your homies balls but they feel bigger than usual:❗️

  • @sqentontheslime1967
    @sqentontheslime1967 5 месяцев назад +619

    After all the implied stuff “they call him vamp because he’s bisexual” hit me like a truck

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 5 месяцев назад

      "No dumbass it's because he's bisexual" vibes

    • @chestermicgun
      @chestermicgun 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@BarbieDreamDungeonbut some people might still deny

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeeaaah, I dunno what that means. And I'm homophobic.

    • @Hadouken9000
      @Hadouken9000 Месяц назад +7

      Yeah, I was shocked by that codec call, and the whole joke that he's called "Vamp" because he.... sucks. I couldn't believe they got away with that in a game.
      A part of it went over my head as a kid, though: In the same codec call, it's implied that Solid Snake hooked up with Vamp and that he was bi, too! Raiden asks if he ever met Vamp, and Snake stammers about it. Then he says not to believe anything Vamp might tell him about it because he's a "mad man". lol

    • @aolson1111
      @aolson1111 Месяц назад +1

      @@Hadouken9000 What? That's not why he's called Vamp. A vamp is someone that seduces and takes advantage of men.

  • @ValoTheBrute
    @ValoTheBrute Год назад +746

    The subtext of snake and otacon living together with an adoptive daughter sailed over my head when i first played mgs4.

  • @sworddemonboggle1491
    @sworddemonboggle1491 Год назад +1284

    Strangelove: Begins staring at naked and half naked women and touching their bodies
    Any woman in MGS: Strangelove couldn’t be into me…right???
    Also shoutout to Paz for literally voicing and recording smut and sending it to Big Boss

    • @canine_meat_angel
      @canine_meat_angel Год назад +373

      i truly sat there for the whole duration of her recording wondering why there is an entire dedicated lesbian erotica in this metal gear game

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 Год назад +112

      @@canine_meat_angel nothing has to stop us in the pursuit of lore

    • @acardboardbox3610
      @acardboardbox3610 Год назад +62

      Omg like real lebsians

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice Год назад +74

      She didn't send it to Big Boss, they just found her diaries in her room after she was ejected from ZEKE.

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 9 месяцев назад +38

      @@canine_meat_angel Kojima loves us and wants us to be happy, that's why.

  • @superwhizz114
    @superwhizz114 Год назад +7325

    And nowadays Kojima openly retweets yaoi art of Sam and Higgs in Death Stranding. I love this man

    • @etasjo
      @etasjo Год назад +221

      sauce?

    • @RandomEphemeral
      @RandomEphemeral Год назад +318

      ​@@etasjo of course you would ask

    • @superwhizz114
      @superwhizz114 Год назад +541

      @@RandomEphemeral Ain't no shame in it

    • @JackTR21
      @JackTR21 Год назад +515

      Yeah, but he also retweets fan art of snake huffing paint 😂

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 Год назад +261

      ​@@JackTR21you gotta pass the time somehow

  • @eyeballplanets
    @eyeballplanets 2 года назад +6388

    Every woman in MSF is like "Strangelove is a lesbian! That's so weird... but what if she had a crush... on me 😳👀"

    • @neckbeardcat6777
      @neckbeardcat6777 2 года назад +751

      I mean have you seen strangelove though, I don't blame them.

    • @e_jii_
      @e_jii_ Год назад +431

      It would be an honor...

    • @Mister_Stink_Drink
      @Mister_Stink_Drink Год назад +389

      she is so gender.

    • @joeb7703
      @joeb7703 Год назад +70

      After hearing the Paz tape, I’m not shocked

    • @breadbucket66
      @breadbucket66 Год назад +35

      ​@NeonNoctibus do you happens to be trapped in an AI pod by your own husband

  • @neepha7324
    @neepha7324 Год назад +704

    The best part of MGS is that the men get sexualized too so everyone is happy

    • @lostquester7690
      @lostquester7690 Год назад +5

      Explains why there’s so many twinks and femboys in this franchise

    • @Adagm
      @Adagm Год назад +7

      ​@@lostquester7690^^^^^^^^ this

    • @genericyoutubecommenter589
      @genericyoutubecommenter589 2 месяца назад +7

      this is REAL equality

    • @elementallobsterx
      @elementallobsterx 2 месяца назад +1

      Fr. I do both in my work where appropriate.

  • @BluejaysBlog
    @BluejaysBlog 2 года назад +2203

    "Big Boss didn't know what the fuck gays were until he met Strangelove in PW" LOL. Amazing vid

    • @BeesechurgerProductions
      @BeesechurgerProductions Год назад +512

      Big Boss is the only man to ever have sex despite not knowing what sex even is, so it checks out.

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 Год назад +1

      @@BeesechurgerProductions “Sex? In a vagina? No thanks, that’s where girls poop!”-Big Boss

    • @haveltherock1169
      @haveltherock1169 Год назад +136

      Funnily enough PW has a side mission where you go on a beach walk with kaz, and speedos are options

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis Год назад +79

      @@haveltherock1169 so is the love box

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity Год назад +169

      @@BeesechurgerProductions He has absolutely no idea what sex is, but fuck he is good at it

  • @the_buff_femboy
    @the_buff_femboy Год назад +588

    A third of these sounds like shitpost another third sounds like a erotica novel and the last third is legitimate kojima sanctioned homosexuality and I love all of it. I'm gonna finish mgs5

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад +99

      Gay porn, shitposting and Kojima… my gamer, you just described all of MGS

    • @cookitarebel9711
      @cookitarebel9711 5 месяцев назад +34

      I need "Kojima sanctioned homosexuality" on a t-shirt

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 5 месяцев назад +19

      State mandated yaoi

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 Год назад +2907

    "Metal Gear isn't gay!! Stop putting gay agenda in my shooty game!!😭😭😭"
    *(HIDEO KOJIMA LAUGHS WHILE RETWEETING 600 PAGES OF METAL GEAR YAOI FANFICTION)*

    • @FirstnameLastname-my7bz
      @FirstnameLastname-my7bz Год назад +6

      Never happened

    • @rando_commie
      @rando_commie Год назад +385

      @@FirstnameLastname-my7bz he retweets a lotta yuri too!

    • @FirstnameLastname-my7bz
      @FirstnameLastname-my7bz Год назад

      @@rando_commie girls that are attracted to girls boobs or butts aren't gay

    • @yaoriattz7104
      @yaoriattz7104 7 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@rando_commieNeed the sauce of both please

    • @predeterminedmeat5024
      @predeterminedmeat5024 6 месяцев назад +232

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzNo he actually does retweet that all the time. Death Stranding stuff as well.

  • @leonardodavinci3589
    @leonardodavinci3589 Год назад +1995

    Fun fact: 46:17 was the first time "bisexual" was said in a video game

    • @amiandivh
      @amiandivh Год назад +457

      That's the first time I heard the word ever! And now I'm bi lol solid snake made me gay lmao

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 Год назад +77

      Ahead of its time 😍

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 Год назад +12

      Thats where gaming starting falling apart

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 Год назад

      @@amiandivhim sorry you are such a fucking disappointment

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 Год назад +290

      Holy fuck, it's all coming together. Solid snake made me like men.

  • @tsp1999
    @tsp1999 Год назад +3749

    Everyone is a bisexual war criminal. That is canon. And Raiden is just antifa rambo

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor Год назад +69

      REAL

    • @Cellatu
      @Cellatu Год назад +188

      Shortest yet most accurate analysis of the franchise I've ever read

    • @yaya_is_real
      @yaya_is_real Год назад +72

      That's an insult to Raiden, y'know he can actually fight right?

    • @Polavianus
      @Polavianus Год назад +86

      ​@@yaya_is_real But is he a bisexual war criminal

    • @yaya_is_real
      @yaya_is_real Год назад

      @@Polavianus nigga piss off Raiden has a girlfriend and child , stop infiltrating everything it's disturbing at this point

  • @ongogabotko1394
    @ongogabotko1394 Год назад +1982

    I'm not gay. But I would kiss Raiden.

  • @GENOSAD
    @GENOSAD Год назад +6217

    "Those two guys aren't gay, why do fanfictions and fan art have to force that onto characters?"
    The characters in question:

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 Год назад +176

      To be honest most times it’s like that, it’s hard to make it natural like Kojima did.

    • @selenium9479
      @selenium9479 Год назад +155

      Actually, shipping guys who are gays in canon is boring, so most of popular m/m ships aren't canon.

    • @yourdad3275
      @yourdad3275 Год назад +87

      @@selenium9479truth, it’s the potential that counts

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 Год назад +5

      @@selenium9479 ☠️

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 Год назад +5

      ​@@selenium9479You've got a point

  • @MesiterSode
    @MesiterSode 8 месяцев назад +365

    "Kept you edging, huh?"

    • @chill2218
      @chill2218 8 месяцев назад +10

      Im dead

  • @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna
    @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna Год назад +2320

    Snake and Otakon's relationship trancends bromance, their relationship might not've been sexual but they were married to each other.

    • @jalejablonsky2396
      @jalejablonsky2396 Год назад +417

      I mean they literally take care of a child and Otacon is wearing an apron. How thick does this relationship get?

    • @ehidnicus
      @ehidnicus Год назад +297

      As Steak stated in his "MGS 4 was mistake" video masterpiece: "10 years ago people were joking about it (Otacon and Snake being married couple). Not anymore. Now it's just what happened"

    • @gimpscam9976
      @gimpscam9976 Год назад +261

      It really warms my heart that Otacon stayed with Snake until he passed away peacefully. Going on walks and enjoying their time together on their missions.

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 Год назад +3

      No… just no.

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 Год назад +128

      ​@@azure4277yes. just yes. :)

  • @draexian530
    @draexian530 Год назад +3544

    The whole series is so much more tender and wholesome because Kojima refused to hide this side of his art. It's inspiring.

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 Год назад

      @@zh0skiyebaka My man, I am neurodivergent. Homsexuality isn't a mental illness, but my point would stand regardless. You callous 'tard.

    • @hayaokakizaki4463
      @hayaokakizaki4463 Год назад +164

      Ngl comrade, the lesbian erotica in Peace Walker may have been a bit much

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 Год назад +371

      @@hayaokakizaki4463 Issa fair cop. Kojima and his female depictions are questionable at best.

    • @user-ut4tk4ph5z
      @user-ut4tk4ph5z Год назад +1

      ​@@zh0skiyebaka
      Homophobia is a disease
      Lead injections are the solution

    • @user-ut4tk4ph5z
      @user-ut4tk4ph5z Год назад +223

      ​@@hayaokakizaki4463
      True. Kojima s writing of women is creepy as fuck

  • @tiffanyngo4273
    @tiffanyngo4273 2 года назад +661

    A full-blow movie about metal gear characters being gay, can’t wait to watch it in one sitting

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero1313 2 года назад +2264

    Finally, a 1-hour video about Metal Gear being Metal Gear.

  • @BadgerBlue
    @BadgerBlue Год назад +1980

    I think kojima took the high road in every game he made, women are expected to be sexualized in games especially games from japan in the 2000s and he turned around and sexualized men just as much while making sure women weren't seen as weak and flippant. I respect that

    • @sirchafa8472
      @sirchafa8472 Год назад +99

      And then he made Quiet...

    • @BadgerBlue
      @BadgerBlue Год назад +277

      @@sirchafa8472 looking past the over the top sexualization she's still more capable then 90% of diamond dogs even dispatching a Russian soldier trying to assault her while her hands are bound. And in the end paying a heavy sacrifice to save venom, she's still a well established strong female character in the series. And you could possibly argue that the extreme nature of her outfit and actions on the chopper screen were more publisher interference then full kojima, a lot of his formula is missing in 5 and comes right back in Death Stranding including making sure men and women are equally sexualized while neither are objectified for the player

    • @DanielCh9393
      @DanielCh9393 Год назад +164

      There's a balance. For example, Eva is highly sexualized in MGS3, but that game also has The Boss, a VERY strong female character.

    • @benjamincuello3555
      @benjamincuello3555 Год назад +39

      @@BadgerBlue what about the b&b unit? Their portrayal is just bad and creepy sexualization, so are the frogs

    • @BadgerBlue
      @BadgerBlue Год назад +22

      @@benjamincuello3555 I don't remember the frogs being that bad, but it's been ages. I need to replay like 90% of the series

  • @BP9000
    @BP9000 Год назад +1388

    The love story between Octagon and Snake is unironically beautiful

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 Год назад +294

      Octagon 😂

    • @debbiebishop86
      @debbiebishop86 Год назад +429

      Octagon and Sturdy Lizard, my favorite Metal Gear characters

    • @federicoricca2512
      @federicoricca2512 Год назад +66

      ​@@debbiebishop86My favourite shagohod characters

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад +242

      October and Snack being gray together 🥺🥺🥺

    • @jart1984
      @jart1984 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@neromauritzen6170floyd

  • @thecatdragon589
    @thecatdragon589 2 года назад +465

    i CANNOT believe that they got David Hayter to say those lines

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp Год назад +120

      From the way he performed those, he definitetly enjoyed that wild ride.

    • @PankoBreading
      @PankoBreading Год назад +98

      The same man who said "I'm dummy Thicc"
      I presume he was baffled

    • @barnab34st
      @barnab34st 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@PankoBreadingto be fair he was once very enthusiastic about otasune winning a shipping poll on twitter so...

  • @MightyMurloc
    @MightyMurloc Год назад +497

    I'm not the most diehard(man) fan of MGS, but I think the individual occurrences of Very Gay Subtext happened far enough apart that they never really registered with me. Seeing all of it compiled together, it's very hard to deny.

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад +63

      Some of it is out of context, but then there very overt ones just don't register by this point lmao

  • @stardusst
    @stardusst 2 года назад +1342

    finally... more russian taunts...
    also i would like to add that time kojima retwetted bosselot art, or that time he compared the relationship of sherlock and holmes from sherlock bbc to david and otacon, saying they should get married.

    • @narcyz8647
      @narcyz8647 2 года назад +138

      OR THAT TIME WHEN KOJIMA COMPARED OTASUNE TO SHERLOCK AND WATSON

    • @blestop5998
      @blestop5998 2 года назад +3

      But doesn't the Japanese also despise gay rights?

    • @felixisdying2974
      @felixisdying2974 2 года назад

      @@blestop5998 the Japanese government hates gays, not necessarily the Japanese themselves

    • @ashencometmom5291
      @ashencometmom5291 2 года назад +294

      @@blestop5998 japan is a country full of individual people with their own opinions, regardless of how conservative the most popular political party is

    • @KetchupRocket
      @KetchupRocket 2 года назад +120

      @@blestop5998 many companies in Japan are coming out in support of gay rights, which is huge. Most notably recently was Nintendo. Japan is behind on equality on several fronts but things are slowly improving. There’s tons of gay culture and bars and support when you look for it. Hopefully one day there people won’t HAVE to look for it, it will just… be.

  • @Megaritz
    @Megaritz Год назад +1448

    Many of these moments are not actually gay. But also, many of these moments are actually gay. Someone should do a tier list of all 489 of these moments, ranking them from least gay to most gay.

    • @weissendrachen
      @weissendrachen Год назад

      East. Sort by new, if anyone at the bottom said "first" they're the most gay

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 Год назад +230

      The S tier would be bombarded with the MGS3 secret theater

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Год назад +2

      On a ranking from 1 to Gay how would rate this video?

    • @elchewbacco
      @elchewbacco Год назад +2

      Choking out a hunky guy in a bikini isn't gay it's just training

    • @illford
      @illford Год назад +85

      I'm just saying the best gay moments are unintentional

  • @jl-fy3zj
    @jl-fy3zj Год назад +3374

    Mantis: "You like men!"
    Snake: "You can see into my mind!?"
    Mantis: "No"
    Snake: "Fuck"

    • @nigerian_man1-p5m
      @nigerian_man1-p5m Год назад +457

      "You like men"
      "How did you know!?"
      "Because you just told me, gay boy"

    • @NoSmoke1
      @NoSmoke1 Год назад +35

      ​@@nigerian_man1-p5mbased sa2

    • @christianbarbosa6291
      @christianbarbosa6291 Год назад +40

      I literally love you for saying this lmao

    • @Undertaker93
      @Undertaker93 Год назад +10

      I feel like I've heard this from somewhere just don't know where?

    • @jl-fy3zj
      @jl-fy3zj Год назад +27

      @@Undertaker93 Metal Gear Awesome/New grounds/ Egoraptor/Arin Hanson/GameGrumps

  • @white_v
    @white_v 5 месяцев назад +187

    As someone who has never played a metal gear solid game, I was overwhelmingly under prepared for that first clip.

    • @p-_-.b
      @p-_-.b 5 месяцев назад +15

      Shit had me AGHAST

  • @Goldlack65
    @Goldlack65 Год назад +261

    Metal gear solid is so overly dramatic, gay, unrealistic and completely nonsensical.
    *AND I FUCKING LOVE IT FOR THAT*

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Год назад +275

    The opening of Snake Eater playing as Volgin menacingly enters the room made him look like the final boss of gay.

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад +25

      Is he not?

    • @quadrado9773
      @quadrado9773 9 месяцев назад +17

      Gay - the Game

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 3 месяца назад +5

      Dude got electro shocked so much it not only gave him electromancy, but it made him even gayer. Mike Pence has nightmares about him lol

  • @Ryanoceros06
    @Ryanoceros06 2 года назад +982

    Brings a whole new meaning to 'Snake Eater'.

    • @user-xr4po1dy1g
      @user-xr4po1dy1g Год назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Adagm
      @Adagm Год назад +7

      Dam...😳

    • @elchewbacco
      @elchewbacco Год назад +46

      Solid snake

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion Год назад +26

      I was once trying to look up images of The Sorrow to show which character he is to a friend of mine. One of the first images that showed up was a drawing of him holding up a sign saying, "Ocelot is the real 'snake eater'." 😂
      Roasted by your dead dad. Thanks, I'll take it. 😂

    • @Pishtola
      @Pishtola 2 месяца назад

      Hahahs

  • @braindead690
    @braindead690 Год назад +298

    i got the snake beater achivment irl watching the first 10 minutes of this video

    • @frankinafishtankable
      @frankinafishtankable  Год назад +62

      King.

    • @EmDaMo
      @EmDaMo Год назад +1

      @@frankinafishtankablethose liner notes around the 32:40-36:00 ish mark; are they actually part of the PW game? Or are they extra material? I haven’t ever played PW, so I’m curious if they’re in game!

  • @valienpire
    @valienpire 2 года назад +1335

    and yet half the mgs fans i know are homophobic 😭😭😭 or closeted gays, idk

    • @VenomApollyon
      @VenomApollyon 2 года назад +237

      Impossible
      MGS was made for gay people!
      There can't be homophobes in the mgs fandom that's literally against the logic of everything

    • @ThumbSipper
      @ThumbSipper 2 года назад +532

      There's two types of MGS fans;
      - dudebros who are into guns, military jargon and hot chicks in skimpy outfits.
      - cool people who actually understand what the series is about.
      All of them have a crush on Big Boss, no exception.

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 2 года назад +200

      @@ThumbSipper pfft what? crush on big b-PFFT WHAT HEH WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT HAHAHAHA THAT IS SUCH A COMPLETELY BASELESS ACCUSATION!

    • @ThumbSipper
      @ThumbSipper 2 года назад +200

      @@slickcalf985 Nothing to be ashamed of, Big Boss's jawline gets the better of us all.

    • @hurbi5556
      @hurbi5556 2 года назад +126

      @@ThumbSipper I dont have a crush on big boss!
      Im a dedicated simp for Miller

  • @heythere_mr.ungifted
    @heythere_mr.ungifted 2 года назад +1037

    Y’know that 30$ price tag on Metal Gear Solid V doesn’t look so expensive now

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 Год назад +49

      Trust me, you get a hell of a lot of game for that $30 😁

    • @humanperson9443
      @humanperson9443 10 месяцев назад +57

      I was doing the mother base tutorial, and one of the guys said “Harder boss,”

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 10 месяцев назад +8

      Lucky me i picked it up for free like 6 years ago

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@giovannicervantes2053Anyone could still pick it up for free rn, just gotta look hard enough

  • @antenoelle
    @antenoelle Год назад +2524

    "i can't believe they're injecting woke gayness into my favorite game series"
    the games in question:

    • @YourPalKindred
      @YourPalKindred Год назад +251

      ​@dammer001 Remember how in 1979 we had the first Alien movie, about a kick ass woman in space? Like you said, nothing changed in media, people just became reactionary, though I prefer to call them "sensitive"

    • @selenium9479
      @selenium9479 Год назад

      'Woke' is when some creepy westerners trying torub it into your face how oh so very progressive and inclusive they are. Woke people see LGBT characters only as a tool, not like characters with personalities. That's why everyone hate LGBT characters in Western media but have no problem with them in anime and Japanese videogames.

    • @sekaiyoru01
      @sekaiyoru01 Год назад +10

      ​​@dammer001Literally, you're wrong, but go off rainbow creature

    • @acdcfan014
      @acdcfan014 Год назад +131

      @@sekaiyoru01 funniest part about your statement is how you refuse to elaborate on how they're wrong. Go back to watching theQuartering, kid.

    • @sekaiyoru01
      @sekaiyoru01 Год назад

      @@YourPalKindred I really can't fathom how brain dead leftoids are. It's truly an amazing feat.

  • @mectane2274
    @mectane2274 2 года назад +416

    33:23 "WE'RE ALL GONNA BE NAKED!" -kazuhira Miller best boi

  • @kabxksb
    @kabxksb Год назад +257

    34:21 I cannot believe they recorded things like this with a serious face, I would pay anything to be in the recording booth when they were handed the script lmfao

    • @76254r
      @76254r Год назад

      bro whatMm

    • @rando_commie
      @rando_commie Год назад +1

      honestly same

    • @EmDaMo
      @EmDaMo Год назад +7

      Where can you hear these lines? I haven’t played PW, but I’m curious if it’s actually part of it!

    • @Snorlax-
      @Snorlax- 10 месяцев назад +91

      Fun fact: This audio isn’t actually official. This is from a audio CD that was only released in Japan.
      The voice actors INTENTIONALLY recorded this just for shits and giggles because they could.

    • @Snorlax-
      @Snorlax- 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@EmDaMoIt’s from a audio CD not the actual game

  • @gigifilmscontent
    @gigifilmscontent Год назад +464

    love a gaming franchise where dickgrabbing is not only common but essential to the lore #lovewins

  • @Korvo.420
    @Korvo.420 2 года назад +972

    Call that Metal Queer Solid 🥺💕

  • @saffcat101
    @saffcat101 Год назад +182

    god the whole otacon and snake section has me legitimately sobbing rn ;___;

    • @amiandivh
      @amiandivh Год назад +22

      I had the same reaction the first time I saw it. It's one of my first ships I had before I knew what afan fic was. It was after I played twin snakes all those years ago.

  • @jeffjeff24
    @jeffjeff24 Год назад +361

    watching this with a very limited knowledge of anything MGS sure was an experience

    • @ThisIsGlitch
      @ThisIsGlitch 9 месяцев назад +25

      most of the scenes were taken without context
      other are just gay, no questions asked

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 2 года назад +577

    Balls are often a disadvantage in the battlefield, think about it.

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 2 года назад +70

      One tap and it's over

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад +43

      Aim between the legs

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina Год назад

      "Testicles give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, but that was some fancy penis, you're pretty good" - Big Boss (his snake was naked)

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 Год назад +86

      Balls… give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

    • @tumultoustortellini
      @tumultoustortellini Год назад +23

      I'm not castrating myself for that +5 speed to dolphin dive, +5 crouch speed, +10 resistance buff, you can't make me!

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 2 года назад +254

    Makes me wish for a happy ending for the characters in the series, despite most of them being.. dead.

    • @ctons
      @ctons Год назад +53

      I mean big boss literally just left miller with a lookalike that's just really sad for him specially after watching this video

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 Год назад +10

      Raiden’s alive I guess

    • @spirit4425
      @spirit4425 Год назад +7

      @@icewater6841 The only straight one jk

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад

      War mongering child recruiting warlords can be gay too. Half of this cast would be considered enemies of the world.

  • @corazonrosinate9014
    @corazonrosinate9014 2 года назад +2209

    5:42 Strangelove: "They called being gay strange because they didn't understand it, so they called me strangelove"
    17:05 Otacon: "Snake, you're strange"

  • @ESCapistEv
    @ESCapistEv 8 месяцев назад +464

    I love how at 6:14, Kojima just starts writing an MGS yuri fic

    • @potatosack7492
      @potatosack7492 7 месяцев назад +25

      yuri actually

    • @tundestreats9891
      @tundestreats9891 5 месяцев назад

      I thought you were joking but omg??? That straight up dictated lesbian erotica I was gagged

    • @potatosack7492
      @potatosack7492 5 месяцев назад +10

      nfjddhhdjsk i just realized you changed your comment

  • @teleportedbreadfor3days
    @teleportedbreadfor3days 2 года назад +229

    *THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO*

    • @42seven
      @42seven Год назад +5

      great reference

  • @efenedick1305
    @efenedick1305 Год назад +121

    *Snaps pic of man's underwear*
    "Perfect"
    and
    "I shoot him."
    "What if he was your husband?"
    "...I shoot him."
    Have got to be my favorite ones

  • @farted161
    @farted161 2 года назад +599

    7:52 i don't know the context, but despite feeling that this was probably put in for straight men I can't get over how akin it is to a wattpad fanfiction

    • @andgalactus1
      @andgalactus1 Год назад +30

      it's really bad considering one of the characters is a minor

    • @stardy316
      @stardy316 Год назад +120

      ​@@andgalactus1or pretends to be one. still gross.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 9 месяцев назад +28

      Definitely didn't just put it in for straight men. One of the selling points for Metal Gear Solid 2 was the return of the "test vibration" function, if you catch my drift.

    • @MrBanera
      @MrBanera 6 месяцев назад +6

      Wtf I completely forgot about that fkng tape 💀
      I didn't needed remembering it

  • @zeroperator
    @zeroperator Год назад +496

    I can't believe Kojima had characters of all nationalities preform Russian taunts 489 times over the course of the series.

  • @TillsterRulz
    @TillsterRulz 5 месяцев назад +60

    the absolute LONGING between otacon and snake emotionally destroyed me on a molecular level

  • @07tilinfinity
    @07tilinfinity Год назад +914

    Kojima 100% reads wattpad

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 Год назад +340

      Imagine reading a steamy fanfic and at the end you see “WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA”

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai Год назад +79

      ​@@remyrichardson8614 i can imagine the "snake that was perfect" music playing from that

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 Год назад +7

      @@Riolupai lmfao that’s amazing

    • @man.6618
      @man.6618 Год назад +85

      @@remyrichardson8614 kojima would never do that! he would never put his name at the end of something he worked on, it would be plastered all over it

    • @user-ut4tk4ph5z
      @user-ut4tk4ph5z Год назад +36

      ​@@remyrichardson8614
      Nah, its on each chapter

  • @amelia311
    @amelia311 2 года назад +698

    solid snake and otacon

  • @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
    @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley Год назад +284

    Big Boss in MGS3 and MGSPW (at least initially) was so incredibly clueless? Like, he had no idea Santa Claus wasn't real or what homosexuality was, I find that so funny considering he goes through one of the darkest paths in the series. Do you think he still believed in Santa Claus by MGS4?

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Год назад +61

      >he had no idea Santa Claus wasn't real
      No. He had no idea there were people in this world who *actually* believe that he doesn't exist. Sure, there's "no evidence of him existing," but there's also no evidence of him not existing.

    • @daniloka42
      @daniloka42 Год назад +36

      ​@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan He still believed eating glowing mushrooms would recharge his batteries tho

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Год назад +24

      @@daniloka42 And it actually does recharge your batteries in the game, so what's your point?

    • @daniloka42
      @daniloka42 Год назад +6

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan You never seen the Russian Glowcap Mushroom Codec Call, clearly...

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Год назад +43

      @@daniloka42 But it recharges your batteries. Santa truthers stay seething.

  • @LiterallySatanOfficial
    @LiterallySatanOfficial Год назад +341

    I got whiplash seeing myself in the credits LMAO i'm so happy to have a whole new hour and thirteen minutes of gay gay homosexual gays to watch and rewatch 400 times

  • @keatonwastaken
    @keatonwastaken Год назад +902

    "gamers" today: "Get the woke gay agenda out of games like the good old days!"
    the good old days:

    • @INeverWanted2010
      @INeverWanted2010 Год назад +15

      😂

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад +4

      Real gamers know that the gay shit is the good shit

    • @candy-ass4915
      @candy-ass4915 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yes, this is better than nowadays.

    • @pancakepop680
      @pancakepop680 5 месяцев назад +7

      This is waay better than the woke shit nowadays, I miss this.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 5 месяцев назад +64

      ​@@pancakepop680
      You don't even know what that word means. You just use it to say you don't like something.

  • @simulacrxm
    @simulacrxm Год назад +126

    "This is just a meme"
    extreme levels of cope

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад +21

      Some of it is probably is, but directly complimenting someone's pecs will raise an eyebrow.

    • @rando_commie
      @rando_commie Год назад +31

      @@benjaminzarkhin1293 it also raises something else

  • @Mechjeb661
    @Mechjeb661 Год назад +108

    Haters will say this is massively out of context.

  • @FartPooperExplosion9
    @FartPooperExplosion9 5 месяцев назад +35

    I really appreciate this game for representing BISEXUALITY not just gay or lesbian or straight. People seem to forget you can like both.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 2 месяца назад +1

      @nattyfatty6.0idk about “exclusive”, but seeing men and women differently and having preferences is what makes someone “bi” instead of “pan”! 😄 Pansexual people *don’t care* about the gender of their romantic partner, while bisexual people notice the differences, whether they have a preference for one or not.

  • @Crow_Bitch
    @Crow_Bitch 5 месяцев назад +216

    you've heard of queer-coded villains but are you ready for queer-coded every character?

    • @phoenix-zf7cz
      @phoenix-zf7cz 5 месяцев назад +1

      i'm so glad you said queer-coded because so many people believe some of these characters are actually queer when they're probably not

    • @Crow_Bitch
      @Crow_Bitch 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@phoenix-zf7cz emphasis on "probably"

    • @phoenix-zf7cz
      @phoenix-zf7cz 5 месяцев назад

      @@Crow_Bitch exactly because most of the time it's unconfirmed. probably not definitely.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 2 месяца назад +9

      @@phoenix-zf7czI’m not disagreeing with the technicalities of canon sexuality, but things get murky if you know that “-coded” is also a method to discretely passed representations under executives’ noses.

  • @Bugsrug
    @Bugsrug 2 года назад +361

    This must have been years in the making. Thank you, Boss

  • @jamesbw007
    @jamesbw007 2 года назад +549

    Does it ever blow other people's minds that, by Strangelove's logic, Otacon and Ocelot are technically brothers? I think it's so sad that Strangelove never got to meet Ocelot because of that, I had imagined before V came out that there was gonna at least be moment between the two, where they come to understand the bond that they share because of the Boss, and maybe Strangelove starts to see Ocelot as, if not her child, then at least as family. Kind of mirroring Big Boss and Snake at the end of 4.

    • @ende0_0
      @ende0_0 Год назад +112

      I just got shocked by the thought that Ocelot probably only "met" Strangelove through the AI tape. Imagine learning there was somebody who loved your mother so much she considered the child from another man(just like him) hers and your mother's. He got two dead moms. Starting to compete with Solids three dead fathers

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard Год назад +30

      Wonder how ocelot would feel abt having an out of nowhere half-/stepbrother whos like 30 or more idk years younger than him

    • @ende0_0
      @ende0_0 Год назад +10

      @chandllerburse737 No canon proof but Ocelot is presented as such an informed and well connected individual he must have found out sometime. Also he worked for zero who must have known something

    • @MamboCat84
      @MamboCat84 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'd like to think Strangelove would insta-adopt Ocelot to the point of embarrassment. She gives him the fanciest mission rations so he grows up all big and strong (and that's why he hates French food xD)

  • @theh3647
    @theh3647 Год назад +138

    strangelove's story is so genuinely tragic

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK Год назад +53

    War is pretty gay: men admiring their superiors, loving their brothers on the battlefield, confiding in each other, hating their enemies with fervor, becoming intimately familiar with death. Well, it’s not homosexual, but war is very passionate

  • @DiazeDan
    @DiazeDan 8 месяцев назад +65

    The Paz x Strangelove fanfiction bit is all well and good until you realise that THEY THINK SHES 16

  • @idiotwhoedits3522
    @idiotwhoedits3522 Год назад +102

    Autism be damned my boy Kojima can write yuri

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 Год назад +2

      Kojima cant act like a normal person thats for sure

    • @Castifer
      @Castifer Год назад +32

      Yuri and yaoi!

    • @rando_commie
      @rando_commie Год назад +17

      best yuri in town

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LaloSalamancaGaming69normal is boring all us cool kids are autistic

  • @p34c3w4lk3rr
    @p34c3w4lk3rr Год назад +136

    otacon is such a sweetheart, some of these quotes got me crying 😭😭

  • @IfritBoi
    @IfritBoi 8 месяцев назад +52

    Kojima did basically imply that Yaoi and Yuri is peak fiction through some of his twitter posts and AMAs. To be completely fair though, Kojima could easily make a hobo doing a bunch of really bad and cheap drugs while doing tricks at a circus peak fiction if he really wanted to.

  • @che595
    @che595 Год назад +148

    You forgot the most important gay character: you, the player.

  • @mogu4182
    @mogu4182 10 месяцев назад +128

    5:30 THIS WHOLE LINE OF DIALOGUE IS BASED "Being Strange means you have a unique point of view. I rather considered it an honor"

  • @MrMargo999
    @MrMargo999 2 года назад +737

    Necessary analysis, thank you for compiling one of the more important aspects of the series!

    • @JK-jq7rc
      @JK-jq7rc 2 года назад +13

      It is most definitely not even close to being an important aspect of the series.

    • @benenwren4110
      @benenwren4110 2 года назад +79

      @@JK-jq7rc you seem like the kinda guy who would argue that sticking your finger in the barrel of a gun won't stop a bullet

    • @JK-jq7rc
      @JK-jq7rc 2 года назад +10

      @@benenwren4110 if that were the case I'd at least be correct in that argument. I hope you'd agree, we wouldn't want people thinking otherwise would we?

    • @alexr9267
      @alexr9267 2 года назад +25

      @@JK-jq7rc Such a meaningful series yet this is what they take away from it lol. Baffling.

    • @mildlyupset6011
      @mildlyupset6011 2 года назад +8

      @@alexr9267 talking to you too

  • @seraph1el_
    @seraph1el_ 3 месяца назад +23

    psycho mantis really said "straight people make me sick" and then died. iconic

  • @ciremai303
    @ciremai303 Год назад +340

    "they were very good friends" -Historians

    • @azure4277
      @azure4277 Год назад +3

      Damn those historians were smart.

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 Год назад +8

      Solid Sappho

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад +13

      Roommates, perhaps 🥺😳

    • @humanperson9443
      @humanperson9443 10 месяцев назад

      Grabs testicles

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hey just because they're bros don't mean they're gay

  • @MamboCat84
    @MamboCat84 8 месяцев назад +54

    Ocelot's last words to Snake legit made me cry. Like, at this point Snake's probably got no idea this old guy he just killed was pretending to be his brother but *really* totally loves his dad and has been working with his mom all this time to get him back. Then Snake goes back to his own loving husband to raise their kid. What a family! xD

  • @Judeholt8608
    @Judeholt8608 7 месяцев назад +42

    The whole Otacon and Snake section made me teary eyed lmaooo 😭😭😭 they deserved to be happy together

  • @icewater6841
    @icewater6841 Год назад +96

    40:40
    dude doesn’t even deny enjoying it

  • @DarkapostlesASMR
    @DarkapostlesASMR Год назад +886

    My favorite game series.
    Messages of love and queer acceptance , warning about fake news, warning about nuclear, incredibile soundtrack, stealth, an innovative and quirky way to play.
    Metal gear solid is one the best series that ever existed

    • @karpi470
      @karpi470 Год назад +25

      I mean, I don't wanna be contrarian here, but of the 3 confirmed queer males in the series, one is presented as weak and effeminate and also happens to be an object of abuse for the player, while the other two are portrayed as fiendish, violent and sexually devious, with one of them going through a redemption arc later on that involves them entering a relationship with a woman.

    • @elchewbacco
      @elchewbacco Год назад +74

      ​@@karpi470are you saying gay people can only be strong and virtuous?

    • @DarkapostlesASMR
      @DarkapostlesASMR Год назад +82

      @@karpi470 Vamp went to a redemption arc with a woman? I remember him being always bisexual and dying after calling Raiden "pretty boy".
      If you mean Naomi, they weren't lovers. Naomi only canon relationship is with Otacon.
      And he being bisexual doesn't have any connection with his evil deeds. He just likes both men and women.
      Also You are forgetting about Kaz, far from weak and evil (he's angry after losing his entire army and being tortured/ blinded).
      He is an option for the love box (so he is canonically interested in Snake, is not canon if they ever did it)
      Another canon not devious bisexual man in the metal gear franchise is Vamp's lover Marine Commandant Scott Dolph, a proud soldier who wanted to protect his country.
      Ultimately for females there is Strangelove, also bisexual, which is a positive character in the end.
      Volgin is the only devious one, and Raikov is just a giant middle finger to all Raiden haters

    • @Illstatefishing
      @Illstatefishing Год назад

      🔥

    • @B0Sajwah
      @B0Sajwah Год назад +1

      You know this is just a meme. Don't over think it

  • @user-nw1je1ur6t
    @user-nw1je1ur6t 8 месяцев назад +63

    There is no heterosexual explanation for the MGS franchise

  • @jalejablonsky2396
    @jalejablonsky2396 Год назад +320

    I just realized how homophobes get around this, because it’s the same for Sam and Max: they claim it’s just a joke, saying it’s forced or a strong bond moment ruined by suggesting it’s gay, and quite literally state, “It wasn’t the author’s idea. Stop looking too deep into it.” I’m not the smartest person in my class but I know patterns when I see one. Anyone who suggest these are facts does not know what nuance is at all.

    • @shawnbay2211
      @shawnbay2211 Год назад +67

      I mean … homophobes don’t have the media literary skills to discern silliness to satire. Just cause they can both be funny doesn’t mean the former’s making a joke of who’s depicted.

    • @shawnbay2211
      @shawnbay2211 Год назад

      I guess we’ll never have perfect representation that every raging ‘phobe can warm up with. They hate serious depictions because it takes a side while they can tolerate silly because it can be disregarded. They’re always gonna hate us. So I think, “if they can’t join us, beat them;” have our communities so strong in affirmation that they’re subsumed. Anyway, we only worry about them not understanding because we believe their thoughts have more power than ours. Why must we accept that ? 🤷‍♂️ We don’t & we won’t.

    • @BIGBOYGAMING03
      @BIGBOYGAMING03 Год назад +1

      I mean Sam and Max aren't gay, people just have wishful thinking

    • @jalejablonsky2396
      @jalejablonsky2396 Год назад +42

      @@BIGBOYGAMING03 I mean that's like claiming there isn't a homosexual and or transgender coding in the Little Mermaid in all of its existence ever since the Anderson's book. Same with The Matrix. Same with the two Sing movies. You can say whatever you want or however you want but you are factually wrong.

    • @stardusst
      @stardusst 11 месяцев назад +68

      ​@@BIGBOYGAMING03 dude, you have a yakuza pfp, arguably one of the gayest videogame series. how can you not notice it.

  • @lauryw
    @lauryw Год назад +154

    love how it went from being funny to emocional asf to show how beautiful Otacon's and Snake's relationship is (then back to the gayest lines i have ever heard on a game)

  • @vinegar3617
    @vinegar3617 Год назад +42

    Of course Strangelove is gay. I mean, have you seen what Huey Emmerich is like? That man would make any woman bat for the home team.

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 Год назад

      Well, she fucked him and his son. So there's that.

  • @MelTheHal
    @MelTheHal Год назад +132

    This is what metal gear is REALLY about

    • @user-ut4tk4ph5z
      @user-ut4tk4ph5z Год назад +17

      Gay people are the weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 5 месяцев назад +1

      Like unironically the entire plot of the later games is about ocelot's deeply repressed love for big boss

  • @spanpoppy3166
    @spanpoppy3166 2 года назад +166

    Top 489 Russian taunts

    • @satanoof
      @satanoof 6 месяцев назад +1

      what are Russian taunts, pardon my stupidity?

    • @ArkitectHaizara
      @ArkitectHaizara 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@satanoof I don't remember if it's legit or not, irl I mean, but someone once tried explaining the MGS4 Ocelot kiss by claiming it's a russian taunt.
      Ocelot is totally not kissing Old Snake affectionately, he's mocking him... yeah right

    • @satanoof
      @satanoof 5 месяцев назад +1

      damn how would Ocelot feel if he knew that he made a whole new termin

  • @HorrorAddicted
    @HorrorAddicted Год назад +111

    Man, I love how Kojima's games are full of this stuff. For all their seriousness and drama, they never stop being playful with the fanservice and homo-love and silly hijinks. The true depiction of homo-ludens.

  • @The_Yote985
    @The_Yote985 Год назад +136

    this is peak homoerotic masterpiece, absolutely wonderful. Very open even in the early games, Just wild to me.

  • @jahman2079
    @jahman2079 Год назад +57

    35:51 "think about it seriously Kaz, it's either women or us."

  • @drowsybee5178
    @drowsybee5178 2 года назад +274

    Ah, yes. The sequel we've all been waiting for. Thank you

  • @salemcurtiss287
    @salemcurtiss287 10 месяцев назад +47

    28:27 "Maybe we should take a trip to Jupiter" caught me off guard

  • @Crustyeyedogs
    @Crustyeyedogs Год назад +37

    Can't wait for the folks who will inevitably say "they made metal gear gay" when the MGS3 remake comes out soon

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад

      So called “based” individuals when Colonel Volgin grabs Snakes dick and commences a 40 minute gay bdsm scene 😡😡😡😤😤😤

  • @senormacaco2834
    @senormacaco2834 7 месяцев назад +109

    Raiden turned me gay. I would top that man no doubt in my mind

    • @bassboosted993
      @bassboosted993 6 месяцев назад +4

      He’s a twink and a damn cute one

    • @ProfesionalManKisser
      @ProfesionalManKisser 6 месяцев назад +7

      Based

    • @axeldude7051
      @axeldude7051 5 месяцев назад +7

      You’re so real for that

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 5 месяцев назад

      Bro even if I weren't straight I would be scared for my dick in the presence of Raiden, he's made of metal, moves faster than the speed of sound and wrestles with giant robots like it's WWE, you think he wouldn't completely shatter your erectile tissue?

  • @DustyPangolin
    @DustyPangolin 2 года назад +116

    OMGGG THE FUCKING VKAZ MONTAGE AT 36:37 WITH THE MOOD MUSIC.... YOU ARE A TRUE COMRADE. I CANNOT PRAISE YOU ENOUGH

    • @bigfatbuns
      @bigfatbuns 6 месяцев назад +4

      Why can't they just kiss already 😭

  • @rando_commie
    @rando_commie Год назад +36

    the only thing that gets close to jojo's sheer gayness while its fans still call it straight is metal gear

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 5 месяцев назад +2

      I can't remember Jojo ever being near this

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 2 года назад +94

    everyone goes on about the ocelot bit and yeah that’s big but GOD. I am not over snake and otacon and I never will be.

  • @kiiba3170
    @kiiba3170 Год назад +53

    im so happy that this and my brothers insane ramblings are all i know about metal gear

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад +8

      They're releasing a master's collection in October. You could start getting into the games, they're genuinely good.

    • @kiiba3170
      @kiiba3170 Год назад +1

      @@benjaminzarkhin1293 yeah they seem silly and really fun story and character wise but idk if the gameplays for me 😭

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 Год назад

      ​@kiiba3170
      It's really good. Very satisfying, too.

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 5 месяцев назад

      Eyyy same, my brother used to ramble about this to me all the time

  • @lovebunny2345
    @lovebunny2345 10 месяцев назад +45

    this video was meant to be fun but why am I crying over Snake and Otacon

  • @mr.delicious5738
    @mr.delicious5738 Год назад +67

    There is no heterosexual explanation for any of this.

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 5 месяцев назад +2

      I don't need to explain it, I just need to move the analog stick towards the gay just before collision and press X

  • @octobro64
    @octobro64 Год назад +40

    The 2 'straight' boys in class

  • @cooldude3856
    @cooldude3856 Год назад +253

    At this rate, most of the franchise's main characters are bi
    -Big Boss
    -Solid Snake
    -Otacon
    -Strangelove
    -Kaz (Yes, he's bi, the metal gear wiki mentions a wife)
    -Vamp
    -Raiden
    -Probably a lot more that i missed.

    • @Sonofanirsrebel
      @Sonofanirsrebel Год назад +7

      Fucking good

    • @spirit4425
      @spirit4425 Год назад +4

      Raiden is bi?

    • @cooldude3856
      @cooldude3856 Год назад +4

      @@spirit4425 probably yeah

    • @spirit4425
      @spirit4425 Год назад +4

      @@cooldude3856 Where’s it implied?

    • @cooldude3856
      @cooldude3856 Год назад +19

      @@spirit4425 idk man it's just a heavy gut feeling and he almost sacrificed his own life for snake so yeah

  • @aspirant000
    @aspirant000 Год назад +42

    God: "You have 1:13:01 Time left to live"
    Me:

  • @Castifer
    @Castifer Год назад +35

    Dont forget the deleted 4 hour sex cutscene between Jetstream Sam and Raiden

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure that Raiden wouldn't be able to stop operation te*cum*seh if they spent four hours doing that
      Also does his cyborg body even have a dick

    • @bignosh
      @bignosh 5 месяцев назад +6

      my favorite MGRR scene

    • @amysteriousstranger1221
      @amysteriousstranger1221 5 месяцев назад +5

      Damn shame they had to cut it for time