The Tesla Bot Scares Me
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2021
- Elon Musk, the mind behind Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Company, recently hosted Tesla's AI Day where he revealed his plans for Tesla Bot, a 5ft8, 125lbs humanoid robot made to serve your every need... and it's terrifying.
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"You can run away from it"
Glad to know that there's a chance it'll chase me down, Thanks Elon.
Yeah wait until it goes into ludacris mode
Dude it's really good to know cuz if I see a bot I will fucking run to my home
I think it was supposed to be a joke
just wait till someone tampers with one so it can and WILL run down a fully grown adult human with high athletic skill
Wait till it goes to arab mod
It'll throw its chancla at you and call you a dog
Elon wants to create Tesla Bot so that he can cosplay Avengers: Age of Ultron with his friends and he'd be Ironman lol
What friends
@@poeyplayz more tesla bots
Lmfao
oh no
@@rileybeez oh no
I actually appreciate that Joeseppi brought up stuff other than the obvious "they kill us all," because he's right. There are a lot of issues created by just going "replace human workers with robots" and "give everybody robots"
It's going to happen anyway. Might as well be the one to do it, and do it _right._
Well if that happens let's hope no one thinks giving the worker robots human level intelligence is a good idea. Because if robot uprising scenarios taught me anything. Giving robot equivalents of low level workers high intelligence is NEVER a good idea.
@@sentinel-zx7mj what robot uprisings? do you live in 22nd century or something? why are so many people taking their knowledge about Robots and AI from 10-30 year old movies about the topic from writers with wild imagination? why are so many people thinking that makes them an expert at the topic lol.
@@theuncalledfor indeed
@lesigh3410 true but also there will be lots of issues that currently exist that would be solved by giving everyone robots and replacing humans with robots in certain jobs. Things like:
Resource abundance would solve hunger, homelessness, and a bunch of other abundance related problems by making mass production super easy and bringing the prices down
If you own or lease a robot, you can have it make money for you, potentially while you make money in your own job as well, making it much easier to accumulate wealth
The possibilities are endless, but yeah if too many jobs get replaced we might need universal basic income or something
Can we just appreciate how good this guy is at editing?
yes.
of course that's part of his humor
Honestly, I wouldn't be mad if I joined a COD lobby and heard a bunch of robots screaming insults and slurs at each other in a monotone voice.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Sent into the robot hell
T-4065: have you Heard about Jonathan?
T-5086: who Is that individual called Jonathan that you are talking about?
T-4065: Jonathan motherboard.
Underrated comment
_"Hey Tesla bot, could you do the laundry?"_
_"No"_
Detroit: Become Human
markus incoming
They gonna be stabbing humans here and there 28 times.
Then you beat the shit out of it
*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*
Connor chase scenes are gonna be epic now
It's really reassuring to know that I'll *have a chance* at being able to run away from it or overpower it.
Yes
3:48 They actually showed a demo of operational Teslabot prototypes attaching an arm to another Teslabot. It's crazy how fast they got some working models.
Elon: "You can run away from it"
elder people: *nervous laughter *
Happy birthday, Albert, you have reached your redundancy point. Please remain stationary while I engange the biological recycling routine. *Pulls out glock.*
@@Skynet5885
'You can outrun me Albert, but you can't outrun 10mm.'
@@Sorta8 "eh?" -Albert, 2 seconds before death
@@bogiewoods3037 funniest comment section tyall for making my day
@@Skynet5885 ⛸⛸⛸
Didn’t know the Mitchell’s vs the Machines was a prophecy.
All of society:
holy shit i just realized the robots even look nearly identical
oi shi
I was about to SAY that!
@@gilbert-cl6im omg your right o_o
This video is so funny but informational at the same time i love it
you just earned a sub
“A child chasing robot”
Where have I heard something like that before
Elon: "You can outrun a Tesla bot"
Guns: I'd like to have a word about that.
"I have yet to find someone who can outrun bullet"
@@mintonpizza payday 2 players can
@@mintonpizza you just haven't found someone with the right pumped up kicks
What if they made it bulletproof
@@vitaleriof government will probably, now we just need the jedi
2:16 I love that when there are robots with AI smarter than humans, the monke is still the employee of the month
Yes
Yes
MONKE
Monke is always greatest
There are hundreds of these little Easter eggs in his videos which tells that he's a hard worker
0:26 A Tesla I Hate It. What an interesting new invention, Elon 👍
3:27 I know i'm absolutely late to the party but distinguishing between robots could be a non factor if they all had face or voice recognition. If you came across a bot and it wasn't doing something incredibly important, it could simply start casting david or joe or whatever bot connected to their network at your request. Each bot could be a terminal for the infinite number of individuals. Concurrently, if you were assaulted by a bot, most likely that bot has gps location logs that would place it in the scene of the crime. It would be as easy as pulling records from tesla to see which bot was around the vicinity at the time of the incident. And I can almost hear your little cogs turning inside your head: but what if it gets hacked to stop it from displaying that info. It could be possible. Like Musk well knows, anything is possible when you're selling smoke.
like how your phone pings on the cell towers
@@delboy6301 Exactly. If the state apparatus can already track us at every moment, tracking something that cannot be separated from it's electronic components must be trivial.
As weird as it may seem, you've taken this Tesla Bot idea way more seriously than Musk or anyone at Tesla ever did
Dude had a mime in a spandex for demonstration, tesla isn't even in its infancy in robotics, more like.. hmm.. ejaculate in a sock
No. This is much more than some guy in a Lycra suit and Tesla totally didn't phone in this presentation the night before it was due.
No he has a really good point. And its a true fact. And who told you that.
Luckily for us, its not a government(military) program, its not some sketchy unknown company and its purposely build with limitations as a prevention. (Thats a good start).
What he just described would and probably will happen but not with Tesla.
If there is anyone on Earth we can trust, its only Elon Musk.
I cant stress enough to what difference is between Elon Musk and everyone else in the world.
Elon has a simple goal. Help. Everyone else only wants money and exploit everyone.
And only Elon Musk has the power to think. To use his brain and think about others then him self and think about near and long term future.
When Elon is thinking about something, he sees all the details and can boil down all the nonsense to a fundamental elements that clearly shows the function, process and results.
But its a human nature and all the brain washing propaganda that made people think, that truth is false and wet promises are set in stone. Or maybe people jst enjoy making them suffer.
@@EddyKorgo How you can look at a billionaire and think he’s the only one you can trust is seriously beyond me, but sure I guess he is marginally better than the military industrial complex and the likes.
@@alessiomiron70 because he's not any billionaire like you for example
Finally some pure humor, i missed you chief
What da frog doing?
Spanking a black fly i guess
What the dog doin
Yes
me too broski. joeseppi certified swag.
I highly doubt this is going to go past the early stages of development, but going through all of the ramifications was hilarious to hear. You've thought this through more than Musk has, for Christ's sake.
What we imagine comes true for once. And it is something we'd imagine as "the worst scenario"
I love how Elon is openly aware of everyone's fears of humanoid AIs
He himself knows how volatile and risky this idea is
@@frost.0707 ah yes, the machine that can't even keep itself from falling over in the wind without being programmed for it is very volatile
An A.I. apocalypse would be entertaining for him, don't you think?
@@shejsiva32 I mean considering it will use a machine learning Neural Network, there is a good cause for concern
@@shejsiva32 iimqimpqimipimqqi
"You already know that one weird human is gonna try and marry one of these things."
Considering there was that 1 dude that married a holo-program of Hatusune Miku a few years back, yes, I do.
We're screwed.
A human already has married hatsumine Miku?
We're beyond salvation
Hatsune Miku is underage I think...
@@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502 yeah, she's 16
-a vocaloid enjoyer
how dare you call me weird
someone already did that? :c
I completely agree with you, In fact just I started feeling comfortable with what he’s doing he announced the Tesla bot... then I was completely terrified of him 😃
"fockin' identical"
-Joseppi
It always gets me dude
Imagine how akward it would be if Joeseppi’s Tesla bot friend watches this.
And that’s how our world is destroyed
The Mitchells vs the machines in a nutshell
I'd be scared. The Tesla Bot looks like he's gonna run through my house at breakneck speed, like Pepsiman.
The Tesla bot looks like something that will just trip and break near me as some rambo who owned the bot will think I broke it.
The tesla bot look like something that would stage a coup against the us government and establish a robulution
Alexa, play Pepsiman theme, Tesla Bot, bring me some Pepsi from the fridge
And then the Tesla Bot proceeds to cause you to go into debt to pay off all of the expensive property it caused.
"No, Tesla bot! I don't want any more Pepsi! I don't like Pepsi any more since they changed the recipe and put artificial sweeteners into the regular, non-diet Pepsi!"
i love how the picture at 0:04 for spaceX is just a screenshot from KSP
Take a sip of water for every time Joeseppi says "Tesla"
I was doing that without even realizing it
Joeseppi is severely underated with the content and humour he makes
Tru
Yup
@@thesun7960 nop
@@Copper_Enjoyer k then
the new foekoe
If it passes the “I am not a robot” test, humanity is done for
That's too easy for them.
Everybody gangsta till the robot can pick all the pictures with traffic lights
There will be a fail safe dw
Joe
Nah if it kills all Russian players in csgo and be first in every race in racing simulators then were done
I mean like who is more lethal than a bot who can snipe you from 100 meters and can drive lambos
Elon's speech was the equivalent of your friend telling you that his dog is "Just Friendly"
witty humor man, one of the best skills out there
He doesn’t post everyday, but when he does, it’s a fucking banger 🔥
bagner
Truu
You sound like a tesla bot to me...
exactly
@@le9038 oh lol hiiii :) funny seein u here
I'm surprised that Wario doesn't have a PhD in robotics to his name yet.
im suprised too het
u took my pop
He tried to get his title at Stanford, but got expelled and blacklisted from every prestigious institution by telling people that there are only 2 genders and that the police are essential.
@@dylives7667 only one of those are true
Well, he is canonically a game designer, so at the very least he has some coding skills.
Tesla Bot & Real Doll collab needs to happen then I'll buy one
This is the last video I have to see before I can say that I've watched all of your videos
The Tesla bot is the definition of “What could go wrong”
Nothing could really go wrong
I think we all know where is this is going
Look at them dance though that shit is crazy
@@yanniskarageorgiou3573 that was someone in a costume
Elon bouta rename his company to USR
Best editing ever
Haha yes
ye
AGREED
That belongs to Radal.
Yes
I laughed so hard, I didn't laugh this hard in MONTHS thank you.
Seriously in tears on the section on teslabots making teslabots and joining the line to make more teslabots
“Can do repetitive tasks”
Finally, something to shiny hunt Pokémon for me!
"Teslabot, I've died to the darksouls boss again, please go through the long repetative walk back to the boss. From the bonfire, without wasting any healing."
Skynet you bloody madlad now I don’t have to die to Soul of cinder.
Ratio
W
Finally
Someone can finally beat the annoying reina akikawa level on wmmt3 where she keeps on breaking my head with flirts to win
the editing is unmatched i don't even wanna know how long this took
A customization feature should be to give them unique icons for their faces like your profile for thing like Xbox or RUclips
THIS MUST be my fav video
"The new tesla bot scares me."
Me: **remembers Mitchell's vs the machines**
Also me: **inhales** *shit.*
You inhaling shit?? Nasty Man you are
I swear it's like exactly the same concept.
Well we are all fucked and elon will kidnapp all people and put us on March as slaves
I also inhale shit
@@Rakun9189 its tasty
Cant wait until "Detroit: Become Human" becomes a real thing
Yayyy
*unemployment litterally at 40%* o-o
Hell yeah
This is what i have been waiting for
Just don't abuse it, it'll leave on your body 28 STAB WOUNDS.
Kamski being Elon.. 😱
@@TabbyEgg312 More like Zlatko tbh💀
No matter what the topic is in any of these videos, those KEKW's and OMEGALUL's will always make me LULW
I keep having to come back to this masterpiece
"This robot's sole purpose is to assist in repetitive work, and for absolutely no reason is coded to know all forms of defensive and offensive hand to hand combat."
Tesla bot: I'm fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass
Well wouldn't they learn how to at some point in time? Elon says they'll be capable of learning
T
@@salt_shaker1326 its joins most likely wouldn't be able to preform any of the actions
@@kamybale8910 if you look at the internal diagram concept, it actually would be able to if that diagram become a the final result
Funniest video ive seen in a very long time, underrated af
Same
Very underrated
Well, that's why we are here
Yes
I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire video lol
Oh great, it's going to be the Mitchel's VS The Machines, all over again, god damn it.
Watched this video along with the song Mr Roboto. They're both kind of the same length.
This is literally the Mitchell’s vs the machines all over again
oh god I just realized the similarities
Mitchell's vs the machines hyper-realistic live action
more like detroit become human
@@mossmania I honestly ain't afraid because people always think A.I. and machines will become evil when it's too ridiculous that every single one will end up Evil, Skynet is fictional and there's other fictional A.I.'s, sure a majority of them are Evil but not every single A.I. is, we humans made those Terminator Movies even though we don't know what will happen when A.I. become Sentient, I know for certain though that they'd want to be friendly and do good, those Boston Dynamic Dogs likely would want love like any other animal and be a friend yet more intelligent rather than be evil and harm, ofc the code can be corrupted but that's only when the A.I. would become evil.
@@artistanthony1007 why would you think they'd be nice?
I love that every time he said "I know I'm exaggerating but.." - he just raised the stakes and exaggerated even more 😂
The Tesla bot factory skit is like it came from an intellectual comedy book showing how robots in society would actually work and how absurd the concept is.
I lose I myself every-time I watch this part.
They should probably have a random pattern shown on their glass screen face
The Mitchells vs The Machines was so good Elon made it into a real thing
Ahh shit here we go again
@@xboxgamer6669 prepare for impact get materials and deactivate the Tesla car
(Because in the mitchells the app started the war so it makes that the car is going tl start as well because no one might use it)
@Random_Person wh..... what.?
@@julianle1803 You see the machines can't tell the difference between a pug and a pig making them malfunction
@@inspectorjavert9868 that was honestly my favorite joke in the movie
Imagine Tesla bot wearing fur suits.
Now I’m truly scared.
Would probably make them less dangerous by weighing them down
At least im not killing a human furry for once
@@estatico1655 hol up
Imagine then wearing skin suits.
not only would it weigh them down it would cause them to overheat and damage their processors
its the perfect defence for the apocalypse
2:16 YOOOOOO IM FRAMED IN THE PICTURE
He actually has a few functional ones now, this video needs a followup
"A robot that chases children"
Ah yes, true entertainment.
One moment later:
child: *Screaming and running away from Tesla bot*
Mom: The Tesla bot won't hurt you, it can't.
Child: Then why does it come after me when I am near it?!
Mom: Entertainment...
Child: What?
Mom: Oh nothing, just go play with your brother.
FNAF reference?
@@thegravityguy4654 0○0
@@thegravityguy4654 the lore is already happening...
@@thegravityguy4654 Σ(゜゜)
"this is not just a game, this is our future"
-Detroit: Become Human
Shit is getting real
FR DAWG,fuck that I'll be with androids,they have feelings.
Oh no
Yup
hell yeah
Had me crying and terrified at the same time😅😅😅
I'm pretty sure most people would customize their bots regardless of whether or not Tesla approves of it (Unique paint job, logos, signs, googly eyes, etc.)
I know I will
ngl, if these things do become a thing and have a personality, they'd probably dislike being customized and may even prefer being unoriginal and bland than have your disgusting hands touch it
why would that be up to tesla?
@@wyatt-mv6pd Because they may not so much "sell" the robots as "lease" them to you under a highly rigorous set of terms and conditions. Right now that's the only way to get your hands on any of Boston Dynamics dog-like robots, where you pay an exorbitant amount of money to have the right to basically test them in a professional or industrial capacity, and if you breach the ToS/Boston Dynamics doesn't like what you're using their robot for, they'll kill it remotely and send someone to pick it up. And they know this because the robot records everything and sends that data back to Boston Dynamics, and needs to connect to internet every so often to remain functional.
@@Ryanlaj24 @Last
@@xander4670 @Swans Fan Xander🥇
Let's not forget that the first android from "Detroit: Become Human" passed the "kamsky test" in 2023
That's also what I thought of
Tesla: Become Human
Elon Musk wants to "accidentally" start a robots vs human wars
"They can't swim"
Just wait for it to rain
I can just imagine seeing a Tesla bot down the street and thinking
“Oh god”
by that point it would be too late for us..
You can run away from it. Usually
Detroit become human
@@izyaboicallume DEAR LORD PLEASE NOOOOO
He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!
Elon Musk tomorrow:
Ladies and gentlemen of the whole wide world, I am proud to announce my next project:
*United States Robotics.*
*United States synthetic robotics
I believe you mean, U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men.
@@b4594 USSR moment
Detroit become human
Where's Detective Spooner when we need him?
1:24 is my favorite scene by far
People who watch Michel's vs Machines: Hey, I've seen this one.
Elon: What do you mean it's brand new?
Elon Musk: "It is trying to be human. It IS human... I mean, uhh... well, you can run away from it if it doesn't like y- I MEAN if you don't like it. Then it'll chase... wait..."
Mark Zuckerburg: "I see you follow me in your hesitance to hide your outer shield too."
Internet: *harmonica opening to Piano Man by Billy Joel (first 7 seconds)*
Oddly specific
@@omarraafat7224
Yeah, very.
@Тити Мити musk is just adding a new race to real life aka making robot ppl that be intresting
We need this
3:54 something about that visual of the jpeg bot just popping off the conveyor belt cracks me up.
every time something like this is made we are one step closer to a Black Mirror episode.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines: Exist
Elon Musk: So it's overpoverde
I can't believe Detroit: Become Human becomes real.
Detroit: Become Real
@@scratchsoft2347
I Can't Believe: Detroit: Become Human: Become Real.
*_TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS_*
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Stress level: 100%
@@RealHardR STRESS LEVEL: 200%
Everytime I expected the video to start talking about the actual fears people have with AI, that guy just started talking about Simon and David the Tesla Bots. Amazing vid
@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create new fears.
@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create worse fears
This reminds me of the “mitchels vs the machines”
Me: Pausing video to see where QR code on Tesla bot goes to
Future me: asking Tesla bot where QR code on Tesla bot goes to
It can't be that bad
"It's all being overlooked by a man that posts Douge memes to the internet"
OK, where doomed
D OY E G E
@@yeezoide8609 Apologies my friend I lack the ability to spell for shit I am completely dependent on spell-check.
Evil billionare posts doge memes and hentai, i mean I'd rather have this than Jeff Bezos
Ratio
@@truthplaguer2196 Your powers don't work here
I feel I should mention, Elon had mentioned very frequently that he's scared of AI, so I think he's mentioning the ability to run from or overpower them is mostly to reassure himself.
have no fear. it took nearly a decade before Boston dynamics to have something functional.
that doesn't help me reassure myself considering that the man who made it is scared of it himself.
it's not dangerous when you're the one making it
@@andrediego6131 oh yeah, I’m sure the people making the first atom bomb felt *reeeaaal* secure every day at work
@@isaacinkwell Im maybe not specialised in making atom bombs or bots for a living.
But i still think there is a kinda big difference between the two.
An atom bomb is something purely designed for mass death, which also makes it very dangerous to work on. Especially when your talking about the first atom bomb ever.
So the ones making the first atom bomb, won't have any experience, from the past.
But when it is just a robot, that is designed to help people with there everyday life and help rescue.
I think there is nothing to worry about, for anyone. Because today, we are still very far from intelligent AI.
And the prototype, of the Tesla bot. Will already be here in 2022!
_No hating btw._
0:07 , no words
I want a custom Tesla bot with a protogen visor on it
"Then there's this weird moment where the Tesla bot makes a Tesla bot?"
That sounds like a great opening to an A.I. movie
"jerry, am i making... myself?"
"what?"
"this thing we're making looks a lot like me"
"i don't understand"
"don't you see the resemblance? it looks just like me, and i'm building it"
"are you on something? get back to work"
It's amazing how we all got a tesla bot paradox just from thinking about the possibility of a robot creating it's own kind...
Well humans create their own kind. And every other type of animal. So a robot doing so isn't that surreal
@@tastybuffun In fact, the internet knows a thing or two about it.
and the tesla bots instantly start making more tesla bots without knowing why they realy exist which has S O C I E T Y in there somewhere
@@tastybuffun an man created creature that creates itself its pretty much a very complex thing to think about
After all closest to things like this is animal cloning
Scp Foundation Get a new guard that's stronger than before. Plus, he doesn't have to eat. You can buy it too unless you need to charge the battery for 5 hours.
The new Mitchell's vs The Machines is looking great! I cant wait for it to come out!
we'll be counting on florida to save us
Dang nabbit, I was gonna make that joke.
Meanwhile in 2035...
[Floridians driving in their 1993 Ford F-150's running over robots]
Bro Get out of my brain I was just about to say that lol
i was literally thinking about that movie while watching this lmao
As a person who played Detroit become human i am overthinking this WAY too much
same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Little did he know, in a year or two he would be seeing a chip being inserted into a brain of a monkey for it to play pong with its mind
Best commentary channel in youtube history.
Elon Musk: "It'll perform dangerous task."
US Army: "Did you say unlimited soldiers?"
Elon Musk: "No I mean do task that may harm humans."
US Army: "10 million units? Sold."
Elon Musk: "......"
Now that’s capitalism right there
Fellow hollow knight fan:)
Yay is hollow knight
China: "Did you say they need rare earth minerals to make CPUs for them? What a coincidence! It just so happens that we are the only source of rare earth minerals in the world."
This is literally how the Robot Uprising starts.
So you want china to build them?
@@ogzombieblunt4626 dear god no plz
Well Elon said him self that we should be stronger then them so we SHOULD be fine
@@fortwell2488 we would be stronger, but we wont be smarter
"what could go wrong" as thay say
Its ironic that we cant stop ourselves from building our own doom, but at flip side hopefully we can make them smart enough to not do the same.
"A robot that chases children." - Joeseppi 2021
Elon: You can "run" away from it
People in crutches be like:
Well shi-
ppl in crutches can actually go quite fast just pick a route without stairs
I think it would be cool if Tesla sold customized “expansion packs” that have unique synthetic skin.
*Detroit: Become human*
Ah yes, today is *B L A C K F R I D A Y*
C pack would allow him to say c
Who says it has to be synthetic
RGB tesla bot
All ethical questions and concerns aside, this video is hillarious 💯
now its like the movie the mitchels where they made a robot like that
It would be cool if the teslabot was an alternative life/1up using a VR headset.
That would be so cool aspecialy for covid and people who are paralyzed and such
yea
spoilers ahead for hardcore henry: so like jim from hardcore henry?
Noice.
Theirs a movie exactly like that
I think that it's actually possible to do with the NeuraLink
Haven't had the experience of laughing for five minutes straight since four years ago. Good video.
what was the event 4 years ago causing you to laugh?
@@sammy9139 very stupid meme, couldn't remember what it was though