Lmao one time on Halloween night I knocked like the police just to be funny, a tired mother came out and was like “my baby was sleeping” I know how annoying t can be to get kids to sleep so I’m like “oh... sorry” idk why I’m telling you but meh
I once tried say my friend should dye her hair red but I ended up saying “you should download red hair” and my other friend was like “hold on while I call the fbi, you just broke the 4th wall.”
12:08 Start writing a book. Use the pieces of newspaper/photos (Or even draw your own) to setup plot points/inspiration material and connect them with the yarn so it will form the story line. Believe me, I've tried it and it's amazing.
What if all birds are scared of heights but it's almost like the hedgehog analogy with humans fearing social interaction and they know they have to overcome their fear just to survive, but deep down they're still scared of heights and they let it all out by screaming on top of trees
I just thinked birds singing it's their desperately way of calling for a mate, like: "I'M SINGLE AND I HAVE A GOOD HEALTH AND GENES!!! PLEASE, COME MAKE SOME BABIES WITH ME!!!" or something like that
Dang Le don't worry I left one in the fridge and he's training with the most undrinkable drink (carbonated water) to assassinate me and take revenge for drinking his entire family, just so I can humiliate the soda by slapping it off the counter and it will blow up or go flat I have built a gladiatorial arena just for that occasion and I let other foods and beverages fight for their freedom.
Look up the ingredients and how they affect your body. The things you eat and drink may be tasty, but it doesn't mean they're good for you. For soda, it consist of a lot of things that will eventually make you sick. For snacks, lets take Pringles as an example. They're not even considered potato chips from a legal standpoint because they don't contain enough potatoes. Pringles is hard to digest, it's not organic, it have little to no nutritional value and they dehydrates you as well. If you like potato chips, make your own. It's not difficult and while they may not become perfect, at least they're natural. If you like soda, change it up for beer, it's at least healthier. Or simply stick to water or bubble water. I realized this myself a while back and I'm glad I stopped. Your body will thank you.
5:03 holy shit.... I dare say, that kid was bad-ass, just goes to show how intelligent a kid can be. And to think he already knew something about minor-restricted contract binding, he really does want to aim to become a lawyer
That person who ate the ‘chocolate’ or ‘vase’ was actually eating something very different. If it had a horse magnet, it was a Russian tradition in which after a horse passes, they make a vase out of its ashes and put a magnet/picture of them inside to remember them by. Yeah... Kinda nasty to eat some horses ashes.
Ha! The manly tee-hee one is great! I was feeling kind of crappy today and imagined my older brother looking someone in the eye unblinkingly and after a moment of silence saying, "...Tee-hee." And he goes back to working on his car.
That thing they said about anxiety is Completely true! Like I can’t ask for help but if my friend needs help I’m rasing my hand going “Miss I have a question!”
If you read 404 as "four-oh-four" the first line is 5 syllables and the post makes a haiku, but he read it as "four-hundred-and-four" so the first line has 7 syllables and is no longer a haiku.
Agape42 I think they mean that you switch some words around. So, the word ‘not’ in can not is switched with the word ‘you’, as in “Why can you not get me some ice cream?” Instead of “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
6:11 it's reminding me about that can i took from two other cans and drank it on the spot at 3 in the morning. it may either haunt me or turn me into a sadistic person when I go back and get more of that can. Reminds me of the can of mountain dew I have in the fridge right now.
5:15 my grandma called me every Sunday for five weeks complaining that her alarm went of during church when I told her every week. The sixth week she figured it out
5:49 Most of them would miss it anyway because wizards and witches tend to stick to wizard-made entertainment and most purebloods would have never learned how muggle-technology worked to the extent that they could listen to the song at all, and a lot of halfbloods would be the same way
As a bird owner I can confirm mine don’t sing they scream for food or when they are sepertsted or when we are home or at the tv (haven’t figured that one out yet) and one hisses at plush toys
Yeah... Who would have thought that Chris Evans could have a DAD. And that the dad could have a job like, an ol regular job, as a dentist. And that dentist would have actual PATIENTS that live and breathe the same air as CHRIS EVANS. AND HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET OMG.
7:25 It's a colloquialism to say "Don't you dare!" The correct way would be, "You, do not dare!", but that sound's stuffy and inorganic so no one says that.
I keep on watching meme videos in bed because I’m tired but it’s making me more tired and it’s in the middle of the day and I need to be productive but I’m just soo tiirrreeeddd at this point so I’m going to watch more memes to see if it works lmao
8:50 This would make sense if it was 'he thinks *his* birthday is mother's day' especially if he was your firstborn, because when you have your first child, you become a mother
That thing about the soda cans was the inspiration for the game Only Cans. I can't recall the specifics, but MatPat of The Theorist Network made a video of it.
7:26 I think this is because it's how it used to be said! The contractions stayed the same but the actual way to say it changed! Quite interesting, actually.
4:16 you would end up in a loop cause you kept trying to read it till the end. You get to the moment when you start reading and loop. 6 loops later: "John then read John reading John reading John reading John reading John reading about John's own life."
3:27 honestly let us be bar codes till 18 than we choose a name, I had a great uncle named carnation until he changed it to carnie, plus a step brother who's first name is literally "little" I'm not kidding, he found out when he got his license 😂
7:29 *Welcome to the 73rd annual hunger games! Now, from district 12, our tributes are..* Effie trinket reaches into the container filled with slips of paper. Effie would pause. *Dirkstridersbraces* Effie would pull another out. She would mumble to herself before speaking. *amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire*
"Knocking on people's doors is basically punching their house until they let you in"
*Minecraft Steve: They finally figured it out*
Wooosh
Ringing a doorbell is someone playing your house like an instrument
MoonriseMystery1211 r/wooosh on you because I got the joke, I was just adding on to it.
M. Htgtygytgyt M m. M M m. Mm. M. Mm. M. N. Marshall R.
Lmao one time on Halloween night I knocked like the police just to be funny, a tired mother came out and was like “my baby was sleeping” I know how annoying t can be to get kids to sleep so I’m like “oh... sorry” idk why I’m telling you but meh
I once tried say my friend should dye her hair red but I ended up saying “you should download red hair” and my other friend was like “hold on while I call the fbi, you just broke the 4th wall.”
The way the voice says 'hoody' makes me happy and idk why
I love the way it say 'none' because it sounds like Freddie Mercury
Whoddie
12:08
Start writing a book. Use the pieces of newspaper/photos (Or even draw your own) to setup plot points/inspiration material and connect them with the yarn so it will form the story line.
Believe me, I've tried it and it's amazing.
:>
I want to try this with one of my stories one day
Then she might go for the chocolate while she's turning off the loud
noises.
OmegaOof boi turn off the loud
oh just got it
All that strategy for nothing, because it didn't work. 😂😂
What if all birds are scared of heights but it's almost like the hedgehog analogy with humans fearing social interaction and they know they have to overcome their fear just to survive, but deep down they're still scared of heights and they let it all out by screaming on top of trees
Meme McMeme 😕 I'm sorry, wat?😂
🤔 how philosophical
i have a bird and he doesn't like to fly, he walks on the floor a lot
I just thinked birds singing it's their desperately way of calling for a mate, like: "I'M SINGLE AND I HAVE A GOOD HEALTH AND GENES!!! PLEASE, COME MAKE SOME BABIES WITH ME!!!" or something like that
6:00 as a person who loves soda and almost drink one a day, this made me sad and kinda uneasy
When I heard this I drank more soda than I used to
Shadow Sweetheart u cant control my life....
Dont worry, i know when to stop
Dang Le don't worry I left one in the fridge and he's training with the most undrinkable drink (carbonated water) to assassinate me and take revenge for drinking his entire family, just so I can humiliate the soda by slapping it off the counter and it will blow up or go flat I have built a gladiatorial arena just for that occasion and I let other foods and beverages fight for their freedom.
Dang Le it appears I have lost the fight and now that can of soda has become the king of the refrigerator and has ordered my execution
Look up the ingredients and how they affect your body. The things you eat and drink may be tasty, but it doesn't mean they're good for you. For soda, it consist of a lot of things that will eventually make you sick. For snacks, lets take Pringles as an example. They're not even considered potato chips from a legal standpoint because they don't contain enough potatoes. Pringles is hard to digest, it's not organic, it have little to no nutritional value and they dehydrates you as well.
If you like potato chips, make your own. It's not difficult and while they may not become perfect, at least they're natural. If you like soda, change it up for beer, it's at least healthier. Or simply stick to water or bubble water.
I realized this myself a while back and I'm glad I stopped. Your body will thank you.
6:12
Also in vine comps that're like _______characters as vines and there's the kid with his ears out of his hoodie and we all understand
turning off the loud
noises
Wooosh
MoonriseMystery1211 there wasnt even a joke there to have gone over Sera's head.
MoonriseMystery1211 smh
Wooosh
MoonriseMystery1211 i think he was cursed and all he can say is whoosh
5:03 holy shit.... I dare say, that kid was bad-ass, just goes to show how intelligent a kid can be. And to think he already knew something about minor-restricted contract binding, he really does want to aim to become a lawyer
That person who ate the ‘chocolate’ or ‘vase’ was actually eating something very different. If it had a horse magnet, it was a Russian tradition in which after a horse passes, they make a vase out of its ashes and put a magnet/picture of them inside to remember them by.
Yeah... Kinda nasty to eat some horses ashes.
They ate an urn
mimichu Yep
7:47 Mr. Clean's wet dream
Justin Haley holy shit
Beautiful.
Fuck off i am mr cleans wet dream
*h a n d s a n i t i z e r*
Justin Haley okay then my dudes
13:50 omfg captain america's dad I mean how come this subject never came up during convo
Ha! The manly tee-hee one is great! I was feeling kind of crappy today and imagined my older brother looking someone in the eye unblinkingly and after a moment of silence saying,
"...Tee-hee." And he goes back to working on his car.
3:33 my fourth grade brain reawakened and went “oOh that’s what the cats do in the warriors series wAoooww
How old are you now. I started that series in 5th grade and now I'm 14 and beginning my freshmen year of highschool
Journee Briann 8th
@@cleocatra3246 thats cool. I start school tomorrow morning. Have you started already? Im kinda nervous about it to be honest.
Journee Briann yeah I had to switch to a new school
Fair enough
*guy in hoodie walks up to me*
Me:No
Him: walks away and gets lost turns out he just wanted directions
That thing they said about anxiety is Completely true! Like I can’t ask for help but if my friend needs help I’m rasing my hand going “Miss I have a question!”
1:47
If trump can have a twitter than so can satan
Lol
Some Amine Trash Heck Satan is better than Trump. He actually encourages people to enjoy themselves.
Zonofv 1 Satan don't exist
whats the difference
Some Amine Trash Literally what do you mean by that???
"why am i not a banana
Because you said so
7:10 okay, I will say this once
*why can you not get me some ice cream*
Can'yt
Pffff ur all weak ur bones are made of milk mine are made of oranges
ha mine are made of bananas
My bones are made of lemons
Toku Gaming
Mine is made out of bones
Toku Gaming mine is made of calcium and other nutrients
Toku Gaming mine are 50-60% banana, the rest is black market cash
6:09 WTF? Why have I thought this before?
Because cans don't alive.
Lemtil lol
Because its just another combination of the same 26 letters
It's pretty much the plot of Sausage Party
You have a problem
5:33 wow so relatable
WHERES MY STUFF
*slaps ass*
ok there it is
6:44 Why did that post make so much sense?
3:00 - I don't usually mind the robotic voice, but the reading kinda ruined the haiku here
Dracarmen Winterspring i dont undestand the joke could you explain it?
If you read 404 as "four-oh-four" the first line is 5 syllables and the post makes a haiku, but he read it as "four-hundred-and-four" so the first line has 7 syllables and is no longer a haiku.
@@DracarmenWinterspring well if he was good at English he wouldn't be a computer voice
*Dou-chè-bag*
Well Touchè
Guche
7:25 switch "you" and "can't" or "don't" sounds more like AAVE.
Logan Mortimer what???
Agape42 I think they mean that you switch some words around. So, the word ‘not’ in can not is switched with the word ‘you’, as in “Why can you not get me some ice cream?” Instead of “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
Melonpie 33 ohhhhh ok, they worded it weird so.....thanks for clarifying!
10:57 this one was really deep holy moly
can necromancers heal depression?
"here friend, allow me to... RAISE YOUR SPIRITS!!!!!"
5:32 That's waaay too much like me lol.
It says no views I'm early yay.
I have an exam tomorrow and I am watching these kind of videos. I just can't stop 😐
At 6:40 how come at the word Humor the text gets slightly higher quality and darker
Because it's a screenshot and it has compression artifacts
Battle of Hogwarts happened 2nd of May 1998, All Star was released 4th of May 1999 so thats wrong
Incorrect
Apple Jack what do you mean?
Krsa Games *WOOSH*
They no see best song
Well... considering how far they where off... I guess you could say...
*THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING*
2:50
To be fair, if that lady isn't poor and just wants to make money this way, it's not 'helping', it's giving.
9:58 i am laughing so much, llololoollol
The voice in this video when it said hoodie. My brain immediately translated it to hoodini 😂
Abby Carson same fellow abby
“The kind of bad that makes your bones ache” MAN I relate so hard. Not in that context but, still. I rel8.
That kid who got into law school is my fucking idol now
why does --- the text to speech --- keep talking --- like this
the internet is a magical place
9:33 It's called a baby, and yes I am afraid!
0:49
They didn't even put in the best part! OP actually ate horse ashes
A yeet bop bop boom Yep!
11:54. If anyone from BTS came out I would just let my child have playdates EVERYDAY so I can see them when I come pick my kid up
I'd be wondering why they're in America.
Also, I've been scrolling so far for this comment, thank you.
when i tell you i wheezed at some of these...
0:42 she ate the horses ashes...
The Harbinger Mhm, kinda nasty
The one about Dr. Evans legit made me squeal
That is so cool.
I'll be using that for my new story thank you very much! ^-^ 4:20
It has 690 views and 69 likes... why...
Heh yeah sure ya do kyle
what did it say before
Yes
Cuz sex
6:11 it's reminding me about that can i took from two other cans and drank it on the spot at 3 in the morning. it may either haunt me or turn me into a sadistic person when I go back and get more of that can. Reminds me of the can of mountain dew I have in the fridge right now.
5:15 my grandma called me every Sunday for five weeks complaining that her alarm went of during church when I told her every week. The sixth week she figured it out
1:23 "while shes turning off the loud- N O I S E S"
I’ll never look at the word *hoodie* the same again
5:49
Most of them would miss it anyway because wizards and witches tend to stick to wizard-made entertainment and most purebloods would have never learned how muggle-technology worked to the extent that they could listen to the song at all, and a lot of halfbloods would be the same way
6:46
I've been watching the office recently and that sounds like something Creed would say
13:57 the guy literally met Captain America's Dad, how cool is that to have your dentist be a Superhero Actors dad.
As a bird owner I can confirm mine don’t sing they scream for food or when they are sepertsted or when we are home or at the tv (haven’t figured that one out yet) and one hisses at plush toys
Sometimes it’s people but sometimes it’s peo-pleh
13:36 what a freakishly small world
So?
@@_Pike Still pretty small concidering it might be less common to see an actors dad than to see the actor themselves.
Yeah... Who would have thought that Chris Evans could have a DAD. And that the dad could have a job like, an ol regular job, as a dentist. And that dentist would have actual PATIENTS that live and breathe the same air as CHRIS EVANS. AND HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET OMG.
7:25
It's a colloquialism to say "Don't you dare!"
The correct way would be, "You, do not dare!", but that sound's stuffy and inorganic so no one says that.
I just realized that modern internet humor
It's just a bunch of in jokes that nobody understands
But still understands
i literally just watched a whole fricking commercial musical about WASHING YOUR FACE
5:46 am I the only one that's actually laughing their ass off?😂😂
9:29 "6 inch tall naked human" 😂
Lots of overly impressionable people on that website...
What
7:26 "Why won't you come?" Vs "Why will not you come?"
I was like what the crap.
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
I know it's just an adjective, but if it truly hurt, it will never end
Does that mean my depression will ever end?
I am, however, self diagnosed
7:43 i cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
5:55 ok but just imagine George listening to All Star and bein like "If I can't play this at Fred's funeral I swear-"
the loud
noises
5:33 I started making dying horse noises bc I was laughing so damn hard
I keep on watching meme videos in bed because I’m tired but it’s making me more tired and it’s in the middle of the day and I need to be productive but I’m just soo tiirrreeeddd at this point so I’m going to watch more memes to see if it works lmao
8:50
This would make sense if it was 'he thinks *his* birthday is mother's day' especially if he was your firstborn, because when you have your first child, you become a mother
No, like literally, there's kids out there who think that Mother's Day is on their mom's birthday
4:43 *DOUCHA BAG KID*
I thought your head was embroidered on a hand towel!
aaaaaa I can't...
*Ben where's my tea!?*
(0:30)
5:50 Wasn't the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and the release of All Star in 1999?
That thing about the soda cans was the inspiration for the game Only Cans. I can't recall the specifics, but MatPat of The Theorist Network made a video of it.
9:00 is literally dialog from the Comedy Central original series Corporate. If you related/laughed, I suggest you check it out.
5:24
this * clap * is * clap * so * clap * true * clap *
4:57 that is the definition of Chaotic Good, in my opinion
13:52 _chokes on cereal_ I just wanted to eat breakfast... HOLY S*** THO
5:18 Ditto ....I'm surprise I don't spin around and do a costume change.
Uneasy procrastinating is my life.
7:26 I think this is because it's how it used to be said! The contractions stayed the same but the actual way to say it changed! Quite interesting, actually.
The way the robotic voice says omfg, I can't
4:16 you would end up in a loop cause you kept trying to read it till the end. You get to the moment when you start reading and loop. 6 loops later: "John then read John reading John reading John reading John reading John reading about John's own life."
I just watched this video and then the same video was on next and now I'm rewatching it
Husker, my good pal!
3:54
Only tumblr can make me laugh out loud
3:27 honestly let us be bar codes till 18 than we choose a name, I had a great uncle named carnation until he changed it to carnie, plus a step brother who's first name is literally "little"
I'm not kidding, he found out when he got his license 😂
7:29 *Welcome to the 73rd annual hunger games! Now, from district 12, our tributes are..* Effie trinket reaches into the container filled with slips of paper. Effie would pause. *Dirkstridersbraces*
Effie would pull another out. She would mumble to herself before speaking.
*amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire*
5:47 I choked on my diet coke
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while😂
12:21 the kid in my math class who sits next to me moans quietly every time he gets a question right and i fucking die every time
At this point, eating a vase is the least of my problems
The post at 14:32, I’m on the floor laughing.
for the horse magnet, the person actually ate horse ashes. it was a memorial to a horse that died
3:48 that's a pepper damn it.