I'd take flex tape, put kitchen knives on my forearms, and slaps the shit out of this ball chin purple shriveled up grape balanced left handed one guanlet cereal named special rock heart out of chest meme quote hecker
But if thanos is destroying half of the plants and animals... along with half the people.. the ratio of people to resources is the same... and we’re just as likely to overpopulate...
5:58 I'd pay for a mini movie of distraught pets owners hunting down Thanos and beating the shit out of him. While the Avengers turn up 1 minute afterwards and just look at the bloody pulp that was The great god Thanos
@@Starmadien2019 your cat looks very mischievous, exactly as they should be. My Munch is out in a little storm chasing leaves, its raining but she's happy. My other is in a box in the kitchen lol
5:51 (sees dog turn to dust) (starts turning to dust) OH NO YO DON"T (holds self together by sheer force of will, you are not a person any more, you are a random collection of dust flakes mobilised by a single, unwavering thought: to give that purple motherf***er what he deserves)
We do have a way to zoom in and out into the sky. It's called bending our legs and jumping. When you bend your legs, you zoom out from the sky and see slightly more stuff. When you jump, you see slightly less of the sky. It's not a good zoom in and out function, but it is a zoom in and out function.
That's the least practical and least effective "zoom" ever. Lasts less than a second and the max zoom level is barely a fraction of a percent. Not to mention, when "zooming in" on something you typically don't move the camera too. Yes I understand this is a year old and a joke comment, but I already typed this so I'm going to post it...
When you said 'The dog meets Pluto and is so fricking happy' I thought you meant a dog meeting the Roman version of Hades, god of the Underworld. Now I want someone to make a comic about exactly that.
5:58: We would form a new group of avenger... The Owner Avenger. With "Crazy old cat lady", "Drepressed Student Dog Owner", "The Couple that foster kitten", "The Rich Excentric that spoil his fluffy friends (R.I.P Karl Lagerfeld :'( )
But like, imagine forgetting to zoom out your eyes and just randomly stopping in the middle of a hallway because the wall looks like it is right in front of you
So many good content👌 Ur the best youtuber😎 Gaining subs easily 💪 Adding new videos daily👍 Never disrespecting fans😊 Doing hard work😙 Easily attracting viewers🤗 So many videos😘 Every video is pure work😌
Ok you don't understand I got to the post about military commercials being about video games and then RUclips shows me a navy ad that said in block capitals "THIS IS REAL TIME STRATEGY" Joke's on them I'm shit at strategy games
0:17 They're actually making contact lenses that let you zoom your vision in or out by winking with one eye to zoom in and winking with the other to zoom out
Ya better run! I got a friend who is obsessed with demons for some reason, and I have another friend who is probably capable of stealing the sleep from people nearby, and I'm so indecisive that I make others have trouble making decisions. So ya, what were we talking about again?
The O'Reily commercial before this fucking scared me so fucking hard, I had a panic attack and choked on an Oreo, giving myself a one way ticket to the hospital. fucken dank
4:11 omg I remember always seeing this image on a billboard whenever I went to the hospital when I was little, I never understood what it said because I couldn't read english
Thanos biggest problem wouldn’t be the avenger,but the astronomically furious pet owners who got their pets killed and now everyone wants a piece of him
10:29 I was listening to this while playing a game and I thought it was relating to roleplay at first, but when I saw it was story-writing based I got sad because it wasn't roleplay based. Then I remembered I write books
My fursona is a set of three of parallel lines which violate the parallel axis theorem because they occupy a hyperbolic plane with enough curvature to allow for three such parallel lines.
I'm watching these tunblr post videos for no reason so if you see this you don't have to but if you want to reply " have fun on your tumblr awards marathon"
1:41 I was looking for this for forever and couldn’t find the source, but some amazing person told me. Sadly, I still haven’t watched it bc it is unavailable in my region on the kdrama app I stream on, but one day I’ll watch it... I forgot what it’s called tho... and I’m logged into a different account on my phone so I can watch gay Chinese dramas without outing myself and I don’t want to log out... my mom watches kdramas with me on the other account.
Answer to 2:40 : find a really old person that you like. Living with them will be easy and they will likely die of old age before year 30, meaning you won't have to kill them.
Regular person: Desperation
Meme Text to Speech: *sweating* DES-PER-ATTY-ON
Feds
Despercito
xxxdesperation
I noticed this too and I'm fckin deceased it turned French
Don't be mean to him he's doing his best
I see someone just single handedly killing thanos because he killed their pet
I'd take flex tape, put kitchen knives on my forearms, and slaps the shit out of this ball chin purple shriveled up grape balanced left handed one guanlet cereal named special rock heart out of chest meme quote hecker
Masterche1f43 Gaming id just wrap myself in flex tape and become invincible
I would put what I would do to him if that happened but I'm pretty sure I would get arrested almost immediately.
I would cut his little gauntlet in half and start stabbing him endlessly =)
@@paranormalstick2289 while he is wearing it... :-)
I’m so happy the Pixar thing was addressed because when I was 4 that damn thing used to terrify me and I never told anyone.
Bless
Oh shit it's the fbi
You
When I was younger, I was scared of the credit roll at the end of a movie
@@bubbIegumz excuse me what the fuck?
When the 'Brainy Dude' voice makes [unexpected pause] an unexpected pause and then you [unexpected pause] are there like... :P
This gave me a stroke
But if thanos is destroying half of the plants and animals... along with half the people.. the ratio of people to resources is the same... and we’re just as likely to overpopulate...
Love Flower Crown shhh thanos is a fucking idiot, he doesn't listen to logic
@@syhrvivor and plants are meat now?
It says "half of all life in the galaxy", doesn't it? Plants are alive.
Plants don’t take 20 years to mature. They’ll have more food than they can ever eat after a single growing season.
Groot died.
Tumbler posts really plarps my bees
You will only get this if you watched BrainyDudes videos
My bees have been plarped
*_my bees have been plarped_*
@@oliver1435 i said it first where is my highlight! *flips desk*
but
but the thing said
dont plarp the bees
0:16 this is literally the reason I got into photography and cinematography
Zachary Lao aww I hope you're enjoying it
“Your cat will love the feeling of having really smooth legs”
I can’t breathe
5:58 I'd pay for a mini movie of distraught pets owners hunting down Thanos and beating the shit out of him. While the Avengers turn up 1 minute afterwards and just look at the bloody pulp that was The great god Thanos
Nobody fucks with Munch
@@myview5840 nobody hurts my kitten. Nobody
@@Starmadien2019 your cat looks very mischievous, exactly as they should be. My Munch is out in a little storm chasing leaves, its raining but she's happy. My other is in a box in the kitchen lol
@@myview5840 did you go to my channel and watch my cat videos? Lol.
Starmadien2019 yeah if anyone kills my fish with legs I will literally yeet them into the sun
“Guestspert”
Text to speech: GOOSE-SPUH-DOOSE
“ this is the funniest thing I heard all day”
ME: boy are you not wrong
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week, I’m Irish and I play this kind of music.
9:51
I am the voice of the Covenant!
Then you must be silenced
*kazoo violently toots*
Yes!
Jacksucksatlife would be proud
AsrielProGames’s accuracy dropped sharply!
1:29 I have a shirt that says that...
*G I V E I T T O M E*
Fam! where did you get it?
Zoe Matthews I don’t remember where I got it, but you could probably get one from Amazon
One of my classmates has one too
I also have one
5:51
(sees dog turn to dust)
(starts turning to dust)
OH NO YO DON"T
(holds self together by sheer force of will, you are not a person any more, you are a random collection of dust flakes mobilised by a single, unwavering thought:
to give that purple motherf***er what he deserves)
(Swearing to grind Him to dust and snort Him like cocaine)
*Determination.
>Battle against a true hero starts playing
Thanos: "Why do I hear boss music?"
We do have a way to zoom in and out into the sky. It's called bending our legs and jumping. When you bend your legs, you zoom out from the sky and see slightly more stuff. When you jump, you see slightly less of the sky. It's not a good zoom in and out function, but it is a zoom in and out function.
That's the least practical and least effective "zoom" ever. Lasts less than a second and the max zoom level is barely a fraction of a percent. Not to mention, when "zooming in" on something you typically don't move the camera too.
Yes I understand this is a year old and a joke comment, but I already typed this so I'm going to post it...
That first one though. Right on the beat. Keep up the great work
my dance instructor uses some of the background music of this vid for ballet classes . . .
brings back bad memories
When you said 'The dog meets Pluto and is so fricking happy' I thought you meant a dog meeting the Roman version of Hades, god of the Underworld. Now I want someone to make a comic about exactly that.
Dog:this is not the Pluto i meant
Hades:ah a cute dog
The plural form of "comma" is "commata" .
... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Like stoma and stomata :^
That word alone is giving me anxiety
**high pitched demonic screaming**
Holy shit
0:12 desperation sounds more spanish than whenever you say despacito
Thanks these videos make me feel better
11:01 I think this is the best thing to ever help me get through proper grammar.
I need this. *screenshot*
That last thread helped me so much, thank you.
Normal person:YMCA
Me, a text-to-speech algorithm:Ymca (Eem-kah)
Me: *Goes somewhere*
BrainyDude: *Uploads while I’m gone*
*Top ten anime betrayals*
The fursona one just. Got me.
I have characters that are literally fractals, abstract concepts, and robots 😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
OOF
Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? no
Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Why are you Everywhere also comment on my video?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roblox characters
Like to say *OOF*
when you reach 20k you should just post a vid of yourself yelling into the void
Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos?
How many shrimps did you have to eat?
5:58: We would form a new group of avenger... The Owner Avenger.
With "Crazy old cat lady", "Drepressed Student Dog Owner", "The Couple that foster kitten", "The Rich Excentric that spoil his fluffy friends (R.I.P Karl Lagerfeld :'( )
But like, imagine forgetting to zoom out your eyes and just randomly stopping in the middle of a hallway because the wall looks like it is right in front of you
10:56 this is some helpful stuff right here, thanks tumblr!
I downloaded the app but didn't get the same experience that I got from the videos
Funny the best text to speech channel love you😀😀
ThatOneHanzoMain Talks about overwatch and more ahem *whispers cowbelly
@@demarco6144 OMG COWBELLY VS BRAINY DUDE
OKAY BUT THAT LAST ONE WAS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU?!
So many good content👌
Ur the best youtuber😎
Gaining subs easily 💪
Adding new videos daily👍
Never disrespecting fans😊
Doing hard work😙
Easily attracting viewers🤗
So many videos😘
Every video is pure work😌
1:36
Kid, I can hide my sneezing pretty damn good!
I honestly like your vids but the fact that everyone of those vids has like 10% dublicates is freaking triggering me
Shut your weeb anime profile pic lookin fetus
"weeb anime profile pic lookin fetus"
Feds
Meme_lord_oof • DESTRUCTION 100
SPEECH 100
the CIA oh no
"Happy grandma spots."
_screen fades to black, much like my soul_
Roses are red
You can't deny that
Violets are blue
Rover's a FUCKING CAT
I always wait for these things and his made me very happy
2:11 PLEASE ask each other out for a coffee and possibly a date because I could see this forming into a romance of being silly together 🥰
9:14 their ohk
thEIR OHK
ITS PRONOUNCED OH SEE
FINALLY SOMEONE ADDRESSED IT
Ok you don't understand I got to the post about military commercials being about video games and then RUclips shows me a navy ad that said in block capitals "THIS IS REAL TIME STRATEGY"
Joke's on them I'm shit at strategy games
2:23 I paused the video and just sat dying of laughter for a while 😂😂
RICE KRISPIES
LMAO
I rate this 1 star there is too many memes
there is never too many memes
I will never look at the Pixar lamp the same again I always thought he was looking at you like oops
2:38 whoever it is you'll **likely** grow a bond with them
0:17
They're actually making contact lenses that let you zoom your vision in or out by winking with one eye to zoom in and winking with the other to zoom out
I legit fell of my chair and screeched when I heard Chris Evans to Tom Holland because I forgot Tom Holland is an adult.
THEY'RE ON TO US EVERYONE FALL BACK
Ya better run! I got a friend who is obsessed with demons for some reason, and I have another friend who is probably capable of stealing the sleep from people nearby, and I'm so indecisive that I make others have trouble making decisions. So ya, what were we talking about again?
nice stuff mate
"it would be nice to zoom in"
me, with -6.5 dioptrics: "ah yes, that's a nice yellow blur, is that the moon?"
The O'Reily commercial before this fucking scared me so fucking hard, I had a panic attack and choked on an Oreo, giving myself a one way ticket to the hospital.
fucken dank
Ha ha
The voice pronounced better as butter...
0:28
R.I.P robbie rotten
the amount of marvel posts in this video pleases me
Tumblr is just one long fever dream
2:27 Id choose me.
Someone i love and hate, its a win win situation.
9:04 - 9:30 my heart legit dropped until I realised he was joking
5:27 , I guess I'm a fed.😆
No one messes with my dog, not even a 7 foot raisin with a rock collection and a metal glove.
4:11 omg I remember always seeing this image on a billboard whenever I went to the hospital when I was little, I never understood what it said because I couldn't read english
👌 notifications worked lol
But the second one..... thank you for putting my feelings into words
Every person want's to make history, but when someone wants to borrow your computer, we all get this overpowering urge to delete history...
3:54 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
This.. a remenant of a more hopeful time.
5:31 so.....putting it out there saitama is an animal lover
Thanos biggest problem wouldn’t be the avenger,but the astronomically furious pet owners who got their pets killed and now everyone wants a piece of him
" my happy grammar spots. " XDDDDD
Your cat will love having smooth legs
I legit laughed out loud at 5:30
0:03 Holy shit, that was funny as fuck!
10:29
I was listening to this while playing a game and I thought it was relating to roleplay at first, but when I saw it was story-writing based I got sad because it wasn't roleplay based.
Then I remembered I write books
0:40 He type with a stutter 😂😂
3:46 IM FUCKING CRYING
screw you you name trickster
0:06 that's an interesting way to say desperation
2:41 I was eating gummy snacks while watching this.
The end game movie would have ended really fast if they had a sniper like, thanos “ you should’ve gone for the head” sniper “ok” *boom*
Growing and even now i have nightmares about the pixar lamp coming after me
Thanos better hope John Wick's dog isn't part of his wipe. Then he'd deal with a real Avenger.
8:37 immeasurably good and canon
My fursona is a set of three of parallel lines which violate the parallel axis theorem because they occupy a hyperbolic plane with enough curvature to allow for three such parallel lines.
I'm watching these tunblr post videos for no reason so if you see this you don't have to but if you want to reply " have fun on your tumblr awards marathon"
If I have to stay in the same room as another person at all times they sure as hell are not surviving for 30 years.
4:14 is me. I only play string instruments that I taught myself, I never get sick, and I’m in advanced math
0:57 Gag Concert !!! Kim Minkyuung !!!
I love that there is 2 Korean show reference and I have seen them both before
Lovisa Brenne
_What is that sneezing one I need it please_
@@emilyk1926
My unfortunate boyfriend?.. Maybe I watch a lot of shows at the same time so hard to remember what happened in which one.
Lovisa Brenne
Thank you omg
My minecraft chicken machine was blown up by a creeper and now everything is covered in baby chickens
5:17 i want a computer error that bad
The glitch side effect thing really triggered me
Reading the entire thing at 9:26 my eyes went bloodshot with rage
*To see butter* WOT
7:17 it actuly takes about that time to reach franch were i live in holland
5:27 my federal agent can't be this cute?
1:41 I was looking for this for forever and couldn’t find the source, but some amazing person told me. Sadly, I still haven’t watched it bc it is unavailable in my region on the kdrama app I stream on, but one day I’ll watch it... I forgot what it’s called tho... and I’m logged into a different account on my phone so I can watch gay Chinese dramas without outing myself and I don’t want to log out... my mom watches kdramas with me on the other account.
1:28 *I FREAKING HAVE THAT SHIRT*
Answer to 2:40 : find a really old person that you like. Living with them will be easy and they will likely die of old age before year 30, meaning you won't have to kill them.
John wick watches his dog turn to dust so he gets up and walks to thanos with a black pen
0:07
Alright Shakespeare, calm down