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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @dastardlycrook6443
    @dastardlycrook6443 6 лет назад +1139

    Regular person: Desperation
    Meme Text to Speech: *sweating* DES-PER-ATTY-ON

  • @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5
    @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5 6 лет назад +352

    I see someone just single handedly killing thanos because he killed their pet

    • @royal_throck2983
      @royal_throck2983 6 лет назад +26

      I'd take flex tape, put kitchen knives on my forearms, and slaps the shit out of this ball chin purple shriveled up grape balanced left handed one guanlet cereal named special rock heart out of chest meme quote hecker

    • @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5
      @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5 6 лет назад +12

      Masterche1f43 Gaming id just wrap myself in flex tape and become invincible

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +4

      I would put what I would do to him if that happened but I'm pretty sure I would get arrested almost immediately.

    • @paranormalstick2289
      @paranormalstick2289 6 лет назад +6

      I would cut his little gauntlet in half and start stabbing him endlessly =)

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +5

      @@paranormalstick2289 while he is wearing it... :-)

  • @superhater69
    @superhater69 6 лет назад +171

    I’m so happy the Pixar thing was addressed because when I was 4 that damn thing used to terrify me and I never told anyone.
    Bless

  • @d.iegobeltran
    @d.iegobeltran 6 лет назад +85

    When the 'Brainy Dude' voice makes [unexpected pause] an unexpected pause and then you [unexpected pause] are there like... :P

  • @miv8069
    @miv8069 6 лет назад +436

    But if thanos is destroying half of the plants and animals... along with half the people.. the ratio of people to resources is the same... and we’re just as likely to overpopulate...

    • @asherc.1015
      @asherc.1015 6 лет назад +54

      Love Flower Crown shhh thanos is a fucking idiot, he doesn't listen to logic

    • @byzaurum6677
      @byzaurum6677 6 лет назад +38

      @@syhrvivor and plants are meat now?

    • @elliotlea5457
      @elliotlea5457 6 лет назад +40

      It says "half of all life in the galaxy", doesn't it? Plants are alive.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 6 лет назад +6

      Plants don’t take 20 years to mature. They’ll have more food than they can ever eat after a single growing season.

    • @isaacthered
      @isaacthered 6 лет назад +11

      Groot died.

  • @arode1916
    @arode1916 6 лет назад +223

    Tumbler posts really plarps my bees

    • @luanmelo3398
      @luanmelo3398 6 лет назад +4

      You will only get this if you watched BrainyDudes videos

    • @lol_elias2518
      @lol_elias2518 6 лет назад +6

      My bees have been plarped

    • @oliver1435
      @oliver1435 6 лет назад +6

      *_my bees have been plarped_*

    • @lol_elias2518
      @lol_elias2518 6 лет назад +3

      @@oliver1435 i said it first where is my highlight! *flips desk*

    • @aletheaplass6557
      @aletheaplass6557 6 лет назад +7

      but
      but the thing said
      dont plarp the bees

  • @zacharylao9040
    @zacharylao9040 6 лет назад +69

    0:16 this is literally the reason I got into photography and cinematography

  • @thatmomentwhen345
    @thatmomentwhen345 5 лет назад +10

    “Your cat will love the feeling of having really smooth legs”
    I can’t breathe

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 6 лет назад +235

    5:58 I'd pay for a mini movie of distraught pets owners hunting down Thanos and beating the shit out of him. While the Avengers turn up 1 minute afterwards and just look at the bloody pulp that was The great god Thanos

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 6 лет назад +11

      Nobody fucks with Munch

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 лет назад +13

      @@myview5840 nobody hurts my kitten. Nobody

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 6 лет назад +10

      @@Starmadien2019 your cat looks very mischievous, exactly as they should be. My Munch is out in a little storm chasing leaves, its raining but she's happy. My other is in a box in the kitchen lol

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 лет назад +7

      @@myview5840 did you go to my channel and watch my cat videos? Lol.

    • @tavvy4426
      @tavvy4426 5 лет назад +2

      Starmadien2019 yeah if anyone kills my fish with legs I will literally yeet them into the sun

  • @momsagainstmuttonchops
    @momsagainstmuttonchops 6 лет назад +11

    “Guestspert”
    Text to speech: GOOSE-SPUH-DOOSE

  • @lisanguyen2352
    @lisanguyen2352 6 лет назад +27

    “ this is the funniest thing I heard all day”
    ME: boy are you not wrong

  • @RyanSavage_Banjo
    @RyanSavage_Banjo 6 лет назад

    This is the best thing I’ve heard all week, I’m Irish and I play this kind of music.

  • @royal_throck2983
    @royal_throck2983 6 лет назад +40

    9:51
    I am the voice of the Covenant!
    Then you must be silenced
    *kazoo violently toots*

  • @TheMushroomMan1229
    @TheMushroomMan1229 6 лет назад +156

    1:29 I have a shirt that says that...

    • @OtisLePoOtis
      @OtisLePoOtis 6 лет назад +18

      *G I V E I T T O M E*

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +3

      Fam! where did you get it?

    • @TheMushroomMan1229
      @TheMushroomMan1229 6 лет назад +4

      Zoe Matthews I don’t remember where I got it, but you could probably get one from Amazon

    • @ichbinok7469
      @ichbinok7469 6 лет назад +1

      One of my classmates has one too

    • @acuriousone9010
      @acuriousone9010 6 лет назад

      I also have one

  • @nikitamalikov6683
    @nikitamalikov6683 5 лет назад +20

    5:51
    (sees dog turn to dust)
    (starts turning to dust)
    OH NO YO DON"T
    (holds self together by sheer force of will, you are not a person any more, you are a random collection of dust flakes mobilised by a single, unwavering thought:
    to give that purple motherf***er what he deserves)

    • @janerik5997
      @janerik5997 4 года назад +1

      (Swearing to grind Him to dust and snort Him like cocaine)

    • @champagnesupernova1839
      @champagnesupernova1839 4 года назад

      *Determination.
      >Battle against a true hero starts playing
      Thanos: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @Zulfar-bd9tc
    @Zulfar-bd9tc 6 лет назад +20

    We do have a way to zoom in and out into the sky. It's called bending our legs and jumping. When you bend your legs, you zoom out from the sky and see slightly more stuff. When you jump, you see slightly less of the sky. It's not a good zoom in and out function, but it is a zoom in and out function.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +2

      That's the least practical and least effective "zoom" ever. Lasts less than a second and the max zoom level is barely a fraction of a percent. Not to mention, when "zooming in" on something you typically don't move the camera too.
      Yes I understand this is a year old and a joke comment, but I already typed this so I'm going to post it...

  • @montef368
    @montef368 6 лет назад

    That first one though. Right on the beat. Keep up the great work

  • @poklooncosplays1011
    @poklooncosplays1011 5 лет назад +2

    my dance instructor uses some of the background music of this vid for ballet classes . . .
    brings back bad memories

  • @torixsilver444
    @torixsilver444 5 лет назад +4

    When you said 'The dog meets Pluto and is so fricking happy' I thought you meant a dog meeting the Roman version of Hades, god of the Underworld. Now I want someone to make a comic about exactly that.

  • @xCorvus7x
    @xCorvus7x 6 лет назад +81

    The plural form of "comma" is "commata" .

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 6 лет назад +6

      ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ashellofitsformerself5805
      @ashellofitsformerself5805 5 лет назад +6

      Like stoma and stomata :^

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 5 лет назад +8

      That word alone is giving me anxiety

    • @scaryspagghetti9569
      @scaryspagghetti9569 5 лет назад +8

      **high pitched demonic screaming**

    • @gcondit
      @gcondit 5 лет назад +1

      Holy shit

  • @gundhamslitterbox617
    @gundhamslitterbox617 5 лет назад +6

    0:12 desperation sounds more spanish than whenever you say despacito

  • @icedcoffeenoctule3131
    @icedcoffeenoctule3131 6 лет назад

    Thanks these videos make me feel better

  • @LocalAceAJ
    @LocalAceAJ 6 лет назад +3

    11:01 I think this is the best thing to ever help me get through proper grammar.
    I need this. *screenshot*

  • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
    @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад

    That last thread helped me so much, thank you.

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 5 лет назад +5

    Normal person:YMCA
    Me, a text-to-speech algorithm:Ymca (Eem-kah)

  • @sarahpastor1624
    @sarahpastor1624 6 лет назад +43

    Me: *Goes somewhere*
    BrainyDude: *Uploads while I’m gone*
    *Top ten anime betrayals*

  • @TheSentientCloud
    @TheSentientCloud 6 лет назад

    The fursona one just. Got me.
    I have characters that are literally fractals, abstract concepts, and robots 😂

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +230

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    OOF

    • @bunnie_hearted1411
      @bunnie_hearted1411 6 лет назад +3

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? no

    • @demarco6144
      @demarco6144 6 лет назад +2

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Why are you Everywhere also comment on my video?

    • @chefboyardee2072
      @chefboyardee2072 6 лет назад

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Roblox characters
      Like to say *OOF*

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 6 лет назад +1

      when you reach 20k you should just post a vid of yourself yelling into the void

    • @cryptidghoul9778
      @cryptidghoul9778 6 лет назад

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos?
      How many shrimps did you have to eat?

  • @pitioti
    @pitioti 5 лет назад +2

    5:58: We would form a new group of avenger... The Owner Avenger.
    With "Crazy old cat lady", "Drepressed Student Dog Owner", "The Couple that foster kitten", "The Rich Excentric that spoil his fluffy friends (R.I.P Karl Lagerfeld :'( )

  • @zachefronisalesbianicon1523
    @zachefronisalesbianicon1523 6 лет назад +2

    But like, imagine forgetting to zoom out your eyes and just randomly stopping in the middle of a hallway because the wall looks like it is right in front of you

  • @whatapleasantsurprise
    @whatapleasantsurprise 5 лет назад +3

    10:56 this is some helpful stuff right here, thanks tumblr!

  • @matthewbillings4083
    @matthewbillings4083 4 года назад +2

    I downloaded the app but didn't get the same experience that I got from the videos

  • @Spookycxnt
    @Spookycxnt 6 лет назад +2

    Funny the best text to speech channel love you😀😀

    • @demarco6144
      @demarco6144 6 лет назад

      ThatOneHanzoMain Talks about overwatch and more ahem *whispers cowbelly

    • @Spookycxnt
      @Spookycxnt 6 лет назад

      @@demarco6144 OMG COWBELLY VS BRAINY DUDE

  • @Nothing-yf4ks
    @Nothing-yf4ks 4 года назад

    OKAY BUT THAT LAST ONE WAS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU?!

  • @prizrenikosova4728
    @prizrenikosova4728 6 лет назад +1

    So many good content👌
    Ur the best youtuber😎
    Gaining subs easily 💪
    Adding new videos daily👍
    Never disrespecting fans😊
    Doing hard work😙
    Easily attracting viewers🤗
    So many videos😘
    Every video is pure work😌

  • @Montiams
    @Montiams 6 лет назад +1

    1:36
    Kid, I can hide my sneezing pretty damn good!

  • @cringesmile9255
    @cringesmile9255 6 лет назад +62

    I honestly like your vids but the fact that everyone of those vids has like 10% dublicates is freaking triggering me

  • @ezekielmartin4323
    @ezekielmartin4323 5 лет назад +1

    "Happy grandma spots."
    _screen fades to black, much like my soul_

  • @KittehNinjaz
    @KittehNinjaz 6 лет назад +2

    Roses are red
    You can't deny that
    Violets are blue
    Rover's a FUCKING CAT

  • @minater247
    @minater247 6 лет назад +2

    I always wait for these things and his made me very happy

  • @meepmeep1754
    @meepmeep1754 9 дней назад

    2:11 PLEASE ask each other out for a coffee and possibly a date because I could see this forming into a romance of being silly together 🥰

  • @smellslikesouls
    @smellslikesouls 6 лет назад +13

    9:14 their ohk
    thEIR OHK
    ITS PRONOUNCED OH SEE

  • @JollyGreenWizard
    @JollyGreenWizard 5 лет назад +3

    Ok you don't understand I got to the post about military commercials being about video games and then RUclips shows me a navy ad that said in block capitals "THIS IS REAL TIME STRATEGY"
    Joke's on them I'm shit at strategy games

  • @silverswan8785
    @silverswan8785 5 лет назад

    2:23 I paused the video and just sat dying of laughter for a while 😂😂

  • @luanmelo3398
    @luanmelo3398 6 лет назад +9

    RICE KRISPIES
    LMAO
    I rate this 1 star there is too many memes

  • @keltoronm2994
    @keltoronm2994 5 лет назад +1

    I will never look at the Pixar lamp the same again I always thought he was looking at you like oops

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh1569 5 лет назад +2

    2:38 whoever it is you'll **likely** grow a bond with them

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 4 года назад +1

    0:17
    They're actually making contact lenses that let you zoom your vision in or out by winking with one eye to zoom in and winking with the other to zoom out

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 4 года назад

    I legit fell of my chair and screeched when I heard Chris Evans to Tom Holland because I forgot Tom Holland is an adult.

  • @anitamaki5289
    @anitamaki5289 6 лет назад +10

    THEY'RE ON TO US EVERYONE FALL BACK

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 4 года назад

      Ya better run! I got a friend who is obsessed with demons for some reason, and I have another friend who is probably capable of stealing the sleep from people nearby, and I'm so indecisive that I make others have trouble making decisions. So ya, what were we talking about again?

  • @mohamdmlg9027
    @mohamdmlg9027 6 лет назад +1

    nice stuff mate

  • @Magdalena-gw4kj
    @Magdalena-gw4kj 4 года назад

    "it would be nice to zoom in"
    me, with -6.5 dioptrics: "ah yes, that's a nice yellow blur, is that the moon?"

  • @Victoriai-y2m
    @Victoriai-y2m 6 лет назад

    The O'Reily commercial before this fucking scared me so fucking hard, I had a panic attack and choked on an Oreo, giving myself a one way ticket to the hospital.
    fucken dank

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 5 лет назад

    Ha ha
    The voice pronounced better as butter...
    0:28

  • @redstereo7606
    @redstereo7606 6 лет назад +4

    R.I.P robbie rotten

  • @Raina_The_Rogue
    @Raina_The_Rogue 6 лет назад

    the amount of marvel posts in this video pleases me

  • @ToenVu
    @ToenVu 3 года назад

    Tumblr is just one long fever dream

  • @dog9302
    @dog9302 6 лет назад +13

    2:27 Id choose me.

    • @dog9302
      @dog9302 6 лет назад

      Someone i love and hate, its a win win situation.

  • @Birdsareflocking
    @Birdsareflocking 6 лет назад

    9:04 - 9:30 my heart legit dropped until I realised he was joking

  • @rin_2a
    @rin_2a 5 лет назад

    5:27 , I guess I'm a fed.😆

  • @TheHonkler6868
    @TheHonkler6868 6 лет назад

    No one messes with my dog, not even a 7 foot raisin with a rock collection and a metal glove.

  • @elphishere
    @elphishere 6 лет назад

    4:11 omg I remember always seeing this image on a billboard whenever I went to the hospital when I was little, I never understood what it said because I couldn't read english

  • @Arconz-Official
    @Arconz-Official 6 лет назад +1

    👌 notifications worked lol

  • @SydneyJadyn
    @SydneyJadyn 6 лет назад

    But the second one..... thank you for putting my feelings into words

  • @skynet091287
    @skynet091287 6 лет назад

    Every person want's to make history, but when someone wants to borrow your computer, we all get this overpowering urge to delete history...

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 лет назад +1

    3:54 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

  • @silvergameryair2084
    @silvergameryair2084 4 года назад

    This.. a remenant of a more hopeful time.

  • @malikthemadman
    @malikthemadman 5 лет назад +1

    5:31 so.....putting it out there saitama is an animal lover

  • @joaomarcosmansur8490
    @joaomarcosmansur8490 6 лет назад

    Thanos biggest problem wouldn’t be the avenger,but the astronomically furious pet owners who got their pets killed and now everyone wants a piece of him

  • @spaghetticat5452
    @spaghetticat5452 6 лет назад

    " my happy grammar spots. " XDDDDD

  • @shinymimikyu169
    @shinymimikyu169 5 лет назад

    Your cat will love having smooth legs

  • @MeDysfunctional
    @MeDysfunctional 4 года назад

    I legit laughed out loud at 5:30

  • @Til_I_Collapse
    @Til_I_Collapse 6 лет назад

    0:03 Holy shit, that was funny as fuck!

  • @jade_shula4807
    @jade_shula4807 4 года назад

    10:29
    I was listening to this while playing a game and I thought it was relating to roleplay at first, but when I saw it was story-writing based I got sad because it wasn't roleplay based.
    Then I remembered I write books

  • @LimmeLimbo
    @LimmeLimbo 6 лет назад

    0:40 He type with a stutter 😂😂

  • @sockish9879
    @sockish9879 6 лет назад +5

    3:46 IM FUCKING CRYING

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 6 лет назад

    0:06 that's an interesting way to say desperation

  • @creepycrow31
    @creepycrow31 6 лет назад

    2:41 I was eating gummy snacks while watching this.

  • @whoreadsthenameanymore5027
    @whoreadsthenameanymore5027 4 года назад +1

    The end game movie would have ended really fast if they had a sniper like, thanos “ you should’ve gone for the head” sniper “ok” *boom*

  • @josephinelove3622
    @josephinelove3622 6 лет назад

    Growing and even now i have nightmares about the pixar lamp coming after me

  • @redkiller9562
    @redkiller9562 6 лет назад

    Thanos better hope John Wick's dog isn't part of his wipe. Then he'd deal with a real Avenger.

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 лет назад

    8:37 immeasurably good and canon

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 5 лет назад

    My fursona is a set of three of parallel lines which violate the parallel axis theorem because they occupy a hyperbolic plane with enough curvature to allow for three such parallel lines.

  • @cam6765
    @cam6765 5 лет назад +1

    I'm watching these tunblr post videos for no reason so if you see this you don't have to but if you want to reply " have fun on your tumblr awards marathon"

  • @danbrew2487
    @danbrew2487 5 лет назад

    If I have to stay in the same room as another person at all times they sure as hell are not surviving for 30 years.

  • @adahtobi4419
    @adahtobi4419 6 лет назад

    4:14 is me. I only play string instruments that I taught myself, I never get sick, and I’m in advanced math

  • @artismylifeyaaas5185
    @artismylifeyaaas5185 6 лет назад

    0:57 Gag Concert !!! Kim Minkyuung !!!

  • @Elizaskotare
    @Elizaskotare 6 лет назад

    I love that there is 2 Korean show reference and I have seen them both before

    • @emilyk1926
      @emilyk1926 6 лет назад

      Lovisa Brenne
      _What is that sneezing one I need it please_

    • @Elizaskotare
      @Elizaskotare 6 лет назад

      @@emilyk1926
      My unfortunate boyfriend?.. Maybe I watch a lot of shows at the same time so hard to remember what happened in which one.

    • @emilyk1926
      @emilyk1926 6 лет назад

      Lovisa Brenne
      Thank you omg

  • @water2205
    @water2205 4 года назад

    My minecraft chicken machine was blown up by a creeper and now everything is covered in baby chickens

  • @paranormalstick2289
    @paranormalstick2289 6 лет назад +1

    5:17 i want a computer error that bad

  • @mazymay6911
    @mazymay6911 6 лет назад +1

    The glitch side effect thing really triggered me

  • @gunsandgamingus
    @gunsandgamingus 5 лет назад

    Reading the entire thing at 9:26 my eyes went bloodshot with rage

  • @khigh16
    @khigh16 6 лет назад +2

    *To see butter* WOT

  • @games-rc9td
    @games-rc9td 6 лет назад

    7:17 it actuly takes about that time to reach franch were i live in holland

  • @asdrubalvect6328
    @asdrubalvect6328 6 лет назад

    5:27 my federal agent can't be this cute?

  • @niklitis
    @niklitis 5 лет назад

    1:41 I was looking for this for forever and couldn’t find the source, but some amazing person told me. Sadly, I still haven’t watched it bc it is unavailable in my region on the kdrama app I stream on, but one day I’ll watch it... I forgot what it’s called tho... and I’m logged into a different account on my phone so I can watch gay Chinese dramas without outing myself and I don’t want to log out... my mom watches kdramas with me on the other account.

  • @parisatyawali2704
    @parisatyawali2704 5 лет назад

    1:28 *I FREAKING HAVE THAT SHIRT*

  • @anarcoyote1207
    @anarcoyote1207 6 лет назад +1

    Answer to 2:40 : find a really old person that you like. Living with them will be easy and they will likely die of old age before year 30, meaning you won't have to kill them.

  • @neverunknown1236
    @neverunknown1236 5 лет назад

    John wick watches his dog turn to dust so he gets up and walks to thanos with a black pen

  • @cosmicblu4726
    @cosmicblu4726 5 лет назад

    0:07
    Alright Shakespeare, calm down