Jonathan Harvey - Decolonization took place in the 60s. Millions of people are older than most modern nations. We’re not far removed from the horrors of the 20th century, of which there are too numerous to count. I mean, Mao and Stalin. The shit show that was Latin America. It’s genuinely frightening how radically different the world was a scant few decades ago.
If you pause and think about it, it really makes sense. Anne Frank was just associated with something that happened a few years before the Civil Rights movement.
And the writer of JoJo's drew character inspiration from ancient Greek statues. I refuse not to believe you, and I refuse to believe that time travel wasn't involved.
Araki is a pillarman and he has been around since ancient Greece. That's why he can't seem to grasp the concept of human aging. There is no way in hell Jotaro is 17 and Giorno 15.
7:43 Ok allow me to go on a little tangent here because this one has been worded pretty weirdly and is sort of incorrect. Tampons weren't originally made to plug up bullet holes in WW1, but nurses in WW1 made tampons out of the absorbent bandages they would use to cover up wounds, when they weren't being used on the soldiers. The first tampon (the ones we know today) were made in 1929, with WW1 ending in 1918. So the op wasn't technically all that wrong, they just sorta jumped to conclusions. I'm guessing they either got the info from an incorrect source or just decided to make it sound more interesting. That being said, makeshift tampons have been discovered going back to the Egyptians, apparently it was made from the papyrus plant. The Romans used wool, and the Greeks supposedly wrapped lint around wood according to Hippocrates (I haven't fact-checked that last one, so take it with a pinch of salt). The Japanese used paper but there isn't a lot of factual evidence surrounding that, so it may be fake or altered slightly. Also that Caesar calendar one is completely wrong too, but other people have explained why so just scroll down to see it.
Well I guess it seems short for anyone who isn't from North America, but our school system manages to stretch over 300 years of history into 12 years of school versus your 2,000 plus years of history (and then we only learn a little bit about everywhere else, unless we take extra history classes). Although it was just a fun fact sort of thing, since Lincoln was our tallest president and 6'4" was pretty tall back in the 1800's, that's probably why it's a well known fact.
Oryon I think you need to read their comment again because they never said Lincoln was short, rather that America’s history is, seeing as it is a fairly young country compared to others.
0:54 Incorrect. In 44 b.c. Marcus Antonius re-named the 5th and 6th month of the year after Julius Caesar and his adoptive nephew Octavianus Augustus. He did not "add" the two months because the Juilian Calendar considered March as the first month of the year; so, counting from March, we have September, October, November and December as the actual 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month of the year. No adding random months to the calendar guys, it ruins the harvest ;)
Interestingly enough, after the French Revolution, the radicals completely did away with the Gregorian calender and invented a new one, which was decimalised. This was supposed to eliminate any royalist or religious ideals in the old calendar. The months went like this: Vendémiaire, Brumaire, Frimaire, Nivôse, Pluvôse, Ventôse, Germinal, Floréal, Prairial, Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor. The 10 days of the week went like this: Primidi, Duodi, Tridi, Quartidi, Quintidi, Sextidi, Septidi, Octidi, Nonidi, Décadi
I felt so dumb when I discovered that through Wikipedia a while ago. I was thinking, "All this time I thought it was July and August that got added. Who keeps perpetuating this falsehood?"
Fun fact: there are still gros Michel bananas grown in some islands in Indonesia. They are the last of their species, and the cloned population is too low to support commercial levels of production
Thinking about it, Switzerland *accidentally* invaded Lechnestein once. They were relocating a unit, and then they fell off because of the muddy terrain and landed in Lechnestein by accident. Another more intersting thing, back a few years, Morocco "invaded" a spanish rock off the coast with 8 spec ops units. Spain sent in a helicopter and arrested the 8 soldiers as POWs. Morroco had the Arab league backing it, and Spain had NATO. boi we were gonna have a mediterrainian war over a small rock off the coast.
Ya know, I'm from Liechtenstein and that thing with 80 men going and 81 coming back is really the only notable thing I remember about the history of my country. I still wonder if it has anything to do with my addiction for Fire Emblem, where you basically run around, recruiting new buddies for your army 🤔
Can I just point out that everyone is wrong here It's not pronounced Van KHOCK. It's pronounced with a gutteral throat sound that's widely used in words in the Netherlands but apparently other people can't pronounce.
If I remember correctly, the song was actually created to make fun of the Americans, who in turn used it to torture captured British soldiers. I might be misremembering that, but still, think about it if it were true. Torturing someone with bad music, forcing them to sing aloud over and over again.
Yeah, it had to do with fashion. A yankee doodle was a buffoon colonist, I believe, in the eyes of the British, and the "macaroni" thing was like saying "I'm decorating my tri-cornered hat to make it look dope!" The British had several songs made to mock the colonists and Patriots, which the Patriots then just embraced and used themselves, even changing the lyrics a bit to be more relevant to them. Yankee Doodle was probably the most popular of these types of songs.
@@barbaro267 Honestly, it kind of sounds like Americans as a whole haven't changed much in the last 200 years because, speak as an American myself, that seems like the exact way that modern Americans, as a whole, would handle criticism and mockery.
@@nothankyou4432 The Galileo affair is complex. The prevailing idea at the time was Geocentrisisim. One of the big factors in this was that, if the Earth was really moving, you would be able to observe a Stellar parallax. However, stellar parallax was not obeserved until 1806. This is becuase stars are so far away the parallax is very small. Nobody knew that however, and instead of assuming the stars were so far away, the simpler solution was that the Earth was stationary and at the centre of the universe. This arguement was not something Galileo was able to disprove, which made people skeptical. There was scripture that, interpretted literally, would support the geocentric model. Although it would not be impossible to change the intereptation of scripture so that it does not conflict with scientific thought, Church officials like Cardinal Robert Bellarmine felt Galileo had insufficent evidence to establish the Heliocentrism as physical fact. Therefore the Church did not have a problem with people placing the Sun in the centre of the universe for hypothetical calculations, but instead had a problem with advocating the heliocentric model as a real phenomenon. Additionally, Francesco Ingoli wrote an essay disputing the Copernican system, which contained physical and mathematical arguements as well as theological. Now to the trials. There were actually two trials. The first one, in 1616, condemned heliocentrism and ordered Galileo to "to abstain completely from teaching or defending this doctrine and opinion or from discussing it... to abandon completely... the opinion that the sun stands still at the center of the world and the earth moves, and henceforth not to hold, teach, or defend it in any way whatever, either orally or in writing." Galileo accepted this and recieved no other punishments. Fast forward to 1623, when Pope Gregory XV died and was succeeded by Pope Urban VIII, who was an admirer and friend of Galileo. Pope Urban VIII, although a believer of the geocentric model, allowed Galileo to write a book about the two systems, as long as Galileo did not take a side. So Galileo wrote his book Galileo's Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, which was published in 1632 to great popularity, was an account of conversations between a Copernican scientist, Salviati, an impartial and witty scholar named Sagredo, and a ponderous Aristotelian named Simplicio, who employed stock arguments in support of geocentricity, and was depicted in the book as being an intellectually inept fool. Simplicio's arguments are systematically refuted and ridiculed by the other two characters with what Youngson calls "unassailable proof" for the Copernican theory (at least versus the theory of Ptolemy - as Finocchiaro points out, "the Copernican and Tychonic systems were observationally equivalent and the available evidence could be explained equally well by either"), which reduces Simplicio to baffled rage, and makes the author's position unambiguous. Indeed, although Galileo states in the preface of his book that the character is named after a famous Aristotelian philosopher (Simplicius in Latin, Simplicio in Italian), the name "Simplicio" in Italian also had the connotation of "simpleton." Authors Langford and Stillman Drake asserted that Simplicio was modeled on philosophers Lodovico delle Colombe and Cesare Cremonini. Pope Urban demanded that his own arguments be included in the book. which resulted in Galileo putting them in the mouth of Simplicio. The Pope, understandably, took this as an insult. Galileo lost the support of the Pope and the Jesuits, and a second trial occured in 1633. It decided that Galileo's book was proof that he had not abandoned the heliocentric model and was placed under house arrest.
7:16 ACTUALLY. they’re all wrong. it’s a dutch name and gogh is pronounced with a g sound that literally no english speaking person can pronounce. (and people with other languages can barely either but let’s just stick with english.) and neither can sound it out. yay to the dutch people!
2:17 OMG YES!!! I used to be obsessed with Greek mythology and I could still list all the twelve olympians and probably more aswell as so many story’s!!! I found it so interesting
Hey y'all know that Nepolion bonaparte used to put buttons on his solider's sleeves so they won't wipe their noses on them because they fought in cold areas? When I heared it I laughed so hard
I always assumed Tumblr's view of history was "Straight White Men ruled all two nations of the world, America and Europe, and enslaved and oppressed women, black people, lesbians and other less important people all the way up until (insert current year), when they finally broke free of their shackles and gained equal rights but somehow also didn't gain any rights at the same time". In all seriousness, this was super funny and I really did manage to learn a thing or two from some of these posts!
@@dirtyharry0191 Tumblr is dead and Yahoo, of all things, killed it. My money was on 4chan, but he we are. Yahoo, the Great Destroyer of a social networking monolith. If they remade the last Wreck-it Ralph movie, they'd have to add a scene where a crane owned by Yahoo smashes the Tumblr tower with a wrecking ball.
The Julius Caesar thing is so wrong though. Octavian didn't change his name to Augustus until after Caesar died first of all, and second it was January and February that were added. Then the gregorian calendar moved January to the beginning of the year to make more thematic sense. June and July replaced Quinius and Sixtus, the 5th and 6th named months
**returns as commander of the American Army in 1799** "Meesa back!" **Gets sick and lays on his deathbed, his wife Martha by his side** "Meesa.....going.....home." **dies**
Everyone: You know so much about the Revolutionary War! Your parents must be proud to have a history buff. Me, watching Hamilton for the tenth time in a row: Yeah.
When we were first learning about the Boston Tea Party, in my mind I was thinking of all the New England sports mascots just meeting up and drinking tea on a boat...
I've heared that van gogh actually did not cut off his own ear, his friend showed him a trick he learned in fencing and accidentally chopped off his ear so gogh took the blame on himself so the friend won't be sent to jail. It makes sense but if anyone can back me up here I'd love that.
I'm always baffled by people who think, the fact that there are pyramids on different continents in cultures that had no contact to each other points to the pyramids being built by aliens... like it's soooo fucking inconceivable that some ancient dudes independently came up with the idea of stacking rocks in the form of a triangle!
I’m not telling jokes here, Iceland and Greenland were named weird because the settler of Greenland wanted it to seem like a hot amazing new tourist joint, so barren death death land would not have done the job
Knowing tumblr and their love for poetry, Emily Dickenson. Sappho and Patricia Highsmith are also often mentioned. If it's about bi people, Shakespeare and Freddie Mercury are celebrated. If gay, Clopin.
@@celinak5062 Well, it spacifically referres to two women, so the gay/bi dudes are out. Emily lived alone, Patricia was openly gay so no historian could deny that, and Virginia stated in letters her only reason for marrying her husband was his energy (she otherwise hated him because he was jewish) and she wasnt forced into it (she was very athiest too. Openly hated the church so if she was gay she wouldn't have religious or societal reasons to hide it, since she wouldn't care what they'd think). Sappho might be the best candidate, since a lot of her works are lesbian-based (though it may have been just an artistic fixation) but things involving her personal life were vague, with nothing pointing to her raising kids with another woman, and she didn't openly have any partners in any documents or works to raise those kids with (it was ancient greece so they were more than ok with it). Thanks for that though. I had fun researching who they were to try and figure that out.
shakespeare was writing a play about caesar, and because he chased a woman, he was thinking about calling it "julius, grab the girl quickly before she gets away". a friend of shakespeare's suggested a better title: "julius, seize her". so he went with that instead.
Fun fact: when the priest at the Sistine Chapel found out that Michelangelo painted a bunch of naked men on the roof of a church, he wasn’t too happy and almost had Michelangelo stop painting. In response, Michelangelo painter the priest as a half man half donkey burning in Hell.
2:16 sorry in advance to the British people........................................................................................But while I don't remember that from history, it doesn't surprise me. England can be kind of an idiot sometimes. A little while ago, because of conflicting warm and cold air currents, your weathermen predicted thundersnow. You just can't make this stuff up.
Yeah I mean with what's going on at the moment and with what history has taught us, it's pretty obvious that not all of us Brits are in their right mind. Just thought I should say though, Thunder-snow is a real thing and while albeit is rare (because it can only take place in a few certain months in the year) can happen because of conflicting warm and cold air currents, so they weren't wrong for predicting that might actually happen (although it didn't). I must admit that the name isn't the best choice though, it does sound like someone's making it up.
@Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd sooooo, the United nations, Ukraine and the Russian Federation are run by a bunch of super villains so that the jews can take over the world?
@Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd dude, I'm calling you crazy, people generally will walk away slowly when you say that the world is run by super villains who can see into the future so that they can get money
@@bigburd875 ah yes the classic Jews are controlling everything conspiracy that I've heard several variations of at this point. I guess he's going for the less racist version *sighs* of all the conspiracy theories one could believe that is one that simply boggles the mind
The english language is weird: If “gh” in “enough” is pronounced as “f” If “o” in “women” is pronounced as “i” If “ti” in “nation” is pronounces as “sh” Then “ghoti” is pronounced as “fish” 😂
9:40 what do you mean no one listens to swing??????? I’m in a jazz band and pretty much 70% of our performance music is written in swing lol tumblr be livin in the 80s
0:55 Akhchually, July and August already had existed by then, they were just renamed in their honour. The added months were January and February, because the early romans simply didn't count months during winter
*"Historians are gossips who tease the dead."*
Yeah, basically.
Me
I can confirm this, but it's worse than you think. Trust me, we say some pretty horrible things.
._.
_I'm not a historian and I do that_
Lincoln was shot in 1865? I thought he was shot in the back of the head.
how do you do a middle finger?
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No that was how many times he was shot
@@thefbi9581 FBI OPE-- Oh shit wassup man
The Anne Frank/Martin Luther King Jr. thing blew my mind across the country.
O that's the pink shit that hit my dog.
"Rf!"
if ane frank were still alive, she'd be 90 in 2019
Jonathan Harvey - Decolonization took place in the 60s. Millions of people are older than most modern nations.
We’re not far removed from the horrors of the 20th century, of which there are too numerous to count. I mean, Mao and Stalin. The shit show that was Latin America.
It’s genuinely frightening how radically different the world was a scant few decades ago.
If you pause and think about it, it really makes sense.
Anne Frank was just associated with something that happened a few years before the Civil Rights movement.
U sure your mind isn't in hiding?
Apparently Ancient Greek artists were fans of JoJo before it was a thing
And the writer of JoJo's drew character inspiration from ancient Greek statues. I refuse not to believe you, and I refuse to believe that time travel wasn't involved.
I feel like that's untrue but I'm not balls deep in that shtuffs
@@aswirlything5838 at least for the part 2 antags he did
Seems legit
Araki is a pillarman and he has been around since ancient Greece. That's why he can't seem to grasp the concept of human aging.
There is no way in hell Jotaro is 17 and Giorno 15.
Do u ever go to comment on an add and then realise we don’t all get the same adds?
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Joseph Stalin not anymore on mobile atleast
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7:43
Ok allow me to go on a little tangent here because this one has been worded pretty weirdly and is sort of incorrect. Tampons weren't originally made to plug up bullet holes in WW1, but nurses in WW1 made tampons out of the absorbent bandages they would use to cover up wounds, when they weren't being used on the soldiers. The first tampon (the ones we know today) were made in 1929, with WW1 ending in 1918. So the op wasn't technically all that wrong, they just sorta jumped to conclusions. I'm guessing they either got the info from an incorrect source or just decided to make it sound more interesting.
That being said, makeshift tampons have been discovered going back to the Egyptians, apparently it was made from the papyrus plant. The Romans used wool, and the Greeks supposedly wrapped lint around wood according to Hippocrates (I haven't fact-checked that last one, so take it with a pinch of salt). The Japanese used paper but there isn't a lot of factual evidence surrounding that, so it may be fake or altered slightly.
Also that Caesar calendar one is completely wrong too, but other people have explained why so just scroll down to see it.
*WOMANS CAN USE PAPER AS TAMPONS* bloody paper
Boo you ruined the bit
hey thanks for the useful corrections
@@meat2023 boo complaining is annoying
Thank you for saying it better than I ever could have 🥰
Someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this.
Lincoln was 6'4 . . . am I the only one that feels like this is forbidden knowledge that I was not supposed to know
Everyone knows president Lincoln's height (if you learnt history in the US anyway)
Well I guess it seems short for anyone who isn't from North America, but our school system manages to stretch over 300 years of history into 12 years of school versus your 2,000 plus years of history (and then we only learn a little bit about everywhere else, unless we take extra history classes). Although it was just a fun fact sort of thing, since Lincoln was our tallest president and 6'4" was pretty tall back in the 1800's, that's probably why it's a well known fact.
I thought he was just 6 feet tall
All you need to know is he's tall
Oryon
I think you need to read their comment again because they never said Lincoln was short, rather that America’s history is, seeing as it is a fairly young country compared to others.
Small correction: The Habsburg family tree doesn't have branches. It's basically a tangled shrubbery.
It's like a BlackBerry Bush, but the thorns are the HRE.
0:54 Incorrect. In 44 b.c. Marcus Antonius re-named the 5th and 6th month of the year after Julius Caesar and his adoptive nephew Octavianus Augustus. He did not "add" the two months because the Juilian Calendar considered March as the first month of the year; so, counting from March, we have September, October, November and December as the actual 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month of the year. No adding random months to the calendar guys, it ruins the harvest ;)
Correct, the newbies are actually January and February.
I hope you weren't expecting historical accuracy from tumblr.
Interestingly enough, after the French Revolution, the radicals completely did away with the Gregorian calender and invented a new one, which was decimalised. This was supposed to eliminate any royalist or religious ideals in the old calendar.
The months went like this:
Vendémiaire, Brumaire, Frimaire, Nivôse, Pluvôse, Ventôse, Germinal, Floréal, Prairial, Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor.
The 10 days of the week went like this:
Primidi, Duodi, Tridi, Quartidi, Quintidi, Sextidi, Septidi, Octidi, Nonidi, Décadi
stop abusing your fucking fingers on writing youtube comments
I felt so dumb when I discovered that through Wikipedia a while ago. I was thinking, "All this time I thought it was July and August that got added. Who keeps perpetuating this falsehood?"
Shrek was communist confirmed
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So the 1920's were the roaring 20's right?
So wouldn't the 2020's be the rawrin' 20's
I swear I'm not a furry.
Anakin Tano I'd quite enjoy that.
Rawr XD
Everyone is going to furry jail now
@@umjammerlammy9993 damnit
OwO
I laughed so hard I don't have lungs anymore.
oh no better eat another pair so they go back into your system without harm
Pale No Face u also don’t have a face
911 WEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEE CALL 911 WHY THE MANS BODY STILL HERE??
True.
most weren't that funny tbh
October
*octo*ber
Octo*ber*
*octo* *ber*
*octo* *beer*
*octopus beer*
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now we have octopus beer
you have gained forbidden knowledge, the FBI is coming for you
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385
*Illumikani*
Stay right where you are!
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Fun fact: there are still gros Michel bananas grown in some islands in Indonesia. They are the last of their species, and the cloned population is too low to support commercial levels of production
😪😪😪😪
How do they taste?
@Dennis Helgi did you fall asleep at the end of your comment there
Can probably be sold as a gourmet
Dennis Helgi
If there are barely any of those bannanas left I would imagine they are probably expensive as shit and probably not worth the money.
Thinking about it, Switzerland *accidentally* invaded Lechnestein once. They were relocating a unit, and then they fell off because of the muddy terrain and landed in Lechnestein by accident.
Another more intersting thing, back a few years, Morocco "invaded" a spanish rock off the coast with 8 spec ops units. Spain sent in a helicopter and arrested the 8 soldiers as POWs.
Morroco had the Arab league backing it, and Spain had NATO. boi we were gonna have a mediterrainian war over a small rock off the coast.
Ya know, I'm from Liechtenstein and that thing with 80 men going and 81 coming back is really the only notable thing I remember about the history of my country. I still wonder if it has anything to do with my addiction for Fire Emblem, where you basically run around, recruiting new buddies for your army 🤔
Admittedly, it's a pretty small place. Only so much can happen in it. I've heard it's gorgeous though. I'd love to visit some day.
I am dutch and it isn't prenounsed ckock but gog
10rednaX I am maybe.
Die Nederlandse 'G' valt gewoon niet goed in tekst uit te drukken.
Yeah buddy, you're supposed to spell the pronunciation or at least try
It's van hohh but kinda try to turn the h's into g's
Cock butt gag.
A phlegmy 'g'
Cowbelly , Comment awards and Brainydude are the 3 most thanos channels on youtube
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Can I just point out that everyone is wrong here
It's not pronounced Van KHOCK.
It's pronounced with a gutteral throat sound that's widely used in words in the Netherlands but apparently other people can't pronounce.
i just went on translate ansskksksdkldkksdklsfd
Gogh looks a bit Welsh, to be honest lol
Is it pronounced as 'gō' (stop, wait, go) or something else?
@@cobie530 it's not pronounced with any G sound that English speaking countries make. Most native English speakers can't even pronounce it
1:30 THAT'S WHAT THAT LYRIC MEANT I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST LIKE "YEAH THIS IS A PIECE OF PASTA IN MY HAT GET OVER IT*
If I remember correctly, the song was actually created to make fun of the Americans, who in turn used it to torture captured British soldiers. I might be misremembering that, but still, think about it if it were true.
Torturing someone with bad music, forcing them to sing aloud over and over again.
@@mr.outlaw231 I heard that too!
Yeah, it had to do with fashion. A yankee doodle was a buffoon colonist, I believe, in the eyes of the British, and the "macaroni" thing was like saying "I'm decorating my tri-cornered hat to make it look dope!" The British had several songs made to mock the colonists and Patriots, which the Patriots then just embraced and used themselves, even changing the lyrics a bit to be more relevant to them. Yankee Doodle was probably the most popular of these types of songs.
@@barbaro267 Honestly, it kind of sounds like Americans as a whole haven't changed much in the last 200 years because, speak as an American myself, that seems like the exact way that modern Americans, as a whole, would handle criticism and mockery.
6:00 False. Some ancient Greeks had this idea first and the Catholic Church was fine with it until the Protestants got upset.
Galileo tho
@@nothankyou4432 The Galileo affair is complex. The prevailing idea at the time was Geocentrisisim. One of the big factors in this was that, if the Earth was really moving, you would be able to observe a Stellar parallax. However, stellar parallax was not obeserved until 1806. This is becuase stars are so far away the parallax is very small. Nobody knew that however, and instead of assuming the stars were so far away, the simpler solution was that the Earth was stationary and at the centre of the universe. This arguement was not something Galileo was able to disprove, which made people skeptical. There was scripture that, interpretted literally, would support the geocentric model. Although it would not be impossible to change the intereptation of scripture so that it does not conflict with scientific thought, Church officials like Cardinal Robert Bellarmine felt Galileo had insufficent evidence to establish the Heliocentrism as physical fact. Therefore the Church did not have a problem with people placing the Sun in the centre of the universe for hypothetical calculations, but instead had a problem with advocating the heliocentric model as a real phenomenon. Additionally, Francesco Ingoli wrote an essay disputing the Copernican system, which contained physical and mathematical arguements as well as theological. Now to the trials. There were actually two trials. The first one, in 1616, condemned heliocentrism and ordered Galileo to "to abstain completely from teaching or defending this doctrine and opinion or from discussing it... to abandon completely... the opinion that the sun stands still at the center of the world and the earth moves, and henceforth not to hold, teach, or defend it in any way whatever, either orally or in writing." Galileo accepted this and recieved no other punishments. Fast forward to 1623, when Pope Gregory XV died and was succeeded by Pope Urban VIII, who was an admirer and friend of Galileo. Pope Urban VIII, although a believer of the geocentric model, allowed Galileo to write a book about the two systems, as long as Galileo did not take a side. So Galileo wrote his book
Galileo's Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, which was published in 1632 to great popularity, was an account of conversations between a Copernican scientist, Salviati, an impartial and witty scholar named Sagredo, and a ponderous Aristotelian named Simplicio, who employed stock arguments in support of geocentricity, and was depicted in the book as being an intellectually inept fool. Simplicio's arguments are systematically refuted and ridiculed by the other two characters with what Youngson calls "unassailable proof" for the Copernican theory (at least versus the theory of Ptolemy - as Finocchiaro points out, "the Copernican and Tychonic systems were observationally equivalent and the available evidence could be explained equally well by either"), which reduces Simplicio to baffled rage, and makes the author's position unambiguous. Indeed, although Galileo states in the preface of his book that the character is named after a famous Aristotelian philosopher (Simplicius in Latin, Simplicio in Italian), the name "Simplicio" in Italian also had the connotation of "simpleton." Authors Langford and Stillman Drake asserted that Simplicio was modeled on philosophers Lodovico delle Colombe and Cesare Cremonini. Pope Urban demanded that his own arguments be included in the book. which resulted in Galileo putting them in the mouth of Simplicio.
The Pope, understandably, took this as an insult. Galileo lost the support of the Pope and the Jesuits, and a second trial occured in 1633. It decided that Galileo's book was proof that he had not abandoned the heliocentric model and was placed under house arrest.
5:55 wrong. Copernicus died of natural causes and even dedicated his book which favored geocentrism to the Pope.
Besides, galileo was the one in trouble with the church and that was because the man was an asshat.
*This post was made by pope gang*
The Protestant churches got upset by Copernicus before the Catholics did.
Jacob Barrett
The post never said how Copernicus died, just the intentions of the Catholic Church.
@@sophthebreadloaf1125 Except the Church didn't say that. In fact, Copernicus was a cleric of the Church.
😂😂🔥🔥👌 *LMAO* anyone watching in 1865 ?? 😂👌🔥🔥👌
Edit: Why tf does this still get liked
HAHA no
How'd you know 😛?
@@silver_dem0n525 i didnt
I’m pretty sure people will stop using emojis in 1865
Lol 1865 hasn’t even come yet 😂😂👌🙈🔥🔥🔥
7:16 ACTUALLY. they’re all wrong. it’s a dutch name and gogh is pronounced with a g sound that literally no english speaking person can pronounce. (and people with other languages can barely either but let’s just stick with english.) and neither can sound it out. yay to the dutch people!
2:17 OMG YES!!! I used to be obsessed with Greek mythology and I could still list all the twelve olympians and probably more aswell as so many story’s!!! I found it so interesting
Its the entire 20th century for me, and I still do love it
Hey y'all know that Nepolion bonaparte used to put buttons on his solider's sleeves so they won't wipe their noses on them because they fought in cold areas? When I heared it I laughed so hard
Tumblr teaching me history is all I ever needed without knowing it
Well I hope you don't mind horrible inaccuracies lol
This is my favorite video from King Brainy. Thank you for tickling the history buff in me.
I just ate an entire pizza and after a few burps im not feeling that bad
what kind of pizza?
Pepperoni
👌
An entire pizzas not that much lol
You made me feel that exact sensation with this comment thank you
I always assumed Tumblr's view of history was "Straight White Men ruled all two nations of the world, America and Europe, and enslaved and oppressed women, black people, lesbians and other less important people all the way up until (insert current year), when they finally broke free of their shackles and gained equal rights but somehow also didn't gain any rights at the same time".
In all seriousness, this was super funny and I really did manage to learn a thing or two from some of these posts!
You call that "generalising by the loudest and often most radical group"
It was a joke...mostly.
Well Tumblr's userbase is rapidly dwindling now anyway so who gives a fuck
@@dirtyharry0191 Tumblr is dead and Yahoo, of all things, killed it. My money was on 4chan, but he we are. Yahoo, the Great Destroyer of a social networking monolith.
If they remade the last Wreck-it Ralph movie, they'd have to add a scene where a crane owned by Yahoo smashes the Tumblr tower with a wrecking ball.
Eh, that still kind of is the Tumblr view of history
The Julius Caesar thing is so wrong though. Octavian didn't change his name to Augustus until after Caesar died first of all, and second it was January and February that were added. Then the gregorian calendar moved January to the beginning of the year to make more thematic sense. June and July replaced Quinius and Sixtus, the 5th and 6th named months
I was about to write this but seems like someone beat me to the punch. It was really annoying me how wrong it was...
... It was still funny, though.
The same way that story about Kardashian inspiring Einstein to continue doing mathematics when he was 12 is funny?
... American school system, why did you teach me Tumblr history? _Son of a_ ...
That's why it's history according to tumblr and not history according to reality
10:35 GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOOOOOMMMMEEEEEE
**returns as commander of the American Army in 1799** "Meesa back!"
**Gets sick and lays on his deathbed, his wife Martha by his side** "Meesa.....going.....home." **dies**
HISTORY AS ITS EYES ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Are you Aaron Burr, sir? Cause I've been looking for you.
(But seriously, I've been looking for this comment 😆 finally some fellow Hamiltrash)
Professional Nerd :D
TEACH EM HOW TO SAY GOODBYE
9:16 I just discovered if you are in the middle of a burp and suddenly laugh, that becomes strangely painful.
So it's basically every RUclips comment section
👏C👏A👏N👏C👏E👏R👏
Everyone: You know so much about the Revolutionary War! Your parents must be proud to have a history buff.
Me, watching Hamilton for the tenth time in a row: Yeah.
5:33
Post: "that had 50 million views"
Brainy: "That had 60 million views"
Julis ceaser waged war on Poseidon by ordering guards to stab the sea
Why am I not doing the three projects that are due Friday?
Why am I not studying for my exams in less than a week?
Why does youtube keep sending me here?
Never mind I aced my history exam. Thanks, RUclips!
TheD00kOfEarl27 27 All hail youtube.
2:17 As a Percy Jackson fan person trash can thingy, Greek mythology and that stuff.
*Medieval Europe dying from Bubonic plague*
Poland: What plague?
I was super interested in ancient Egyptian culture when I was a child. I can’t say I was ever intrigued by the Gold Rush, though lol
10:05 we don't care, we're driving horse carriages in our dreams
Edit: Oh wow, I didn't think anyone would actually like this comment
I did.
When we were first learning about the Boston Tea Party, in my mind I was thinking of all the New England sports mascots just meeting up and drinking tea on a boat...
The MLK and Anne Frank one:
No shit because one died 10 years before the other started their campaign
Julius Caesar: *gets stabbed*
Joseph Joestar: SHIZZAAAAA!!!!!!
4:57
best way to pile up rocks?
Indonesian edgy gravity kids: *Vandalism intensifies*
Brainy, I know you made this a while ago but may I request a part two, this is amazing and I’m too lazy to venture in the dark land of tumblr myself.
Is stabing Ceasar a meme now?
ruclips.net/video/GPDt6cMYvoM/видео.html
Ceasar after getting stab many stabs:name a salad after me
Aaa Aaaa I dunno. Hey wanna play some stab the Caesar
it's from mean girls
0:43 So like, since October was a the 8th month before the Caesar fucked it up, does September is the seventh month since *Sept* means seventh?
I've heared that van gogh actually did not cut off his own ear, his friend showed him a trick he learned in fencing and accidentally chopped off his ear so gogh took the blame on himself so the friend won't be sent to jail. It makes sense but if anyone can back me up here I'd love that.
@CM HW man van gogh is wild
King of awesomeness That...that is too precious T-T
Why didn't he wear a mask while he was fencing?
I'm always baffled by people who think, the fact that there are pyramids on different continents in cultures that had no contact to each other points to the pyramids being built by aliens... like it's soooo fucking inconceivable that some ancient dudes independently came up with the idea of stacking rocks in the form of a triangle!
I lost it at Murderous Piñata🤣
I’m not telling jokes here, Iceland and Greenland were named weird because the settler of Greenland wanted it to seem like a hot amazing new tourist joint, so barren death death land would not have done the job
10:25 anyone know what they're actually referring to or is it just Tumblr being Tumblr?
Probably tumblr being tumblr
Actually, I think that was an actual thing. I remember reading about it. I don't remember anything else about it tho.
Knowing tumblr and their love for poetry, Emily Dickenson.
Sappho and Patricia Highsmith are also often mentioned.
If it's about bi people, Shakespeare and Freddie Mercury are celebrated.
If gay, Clopin.
Or Virginia Wolf
@@celinak5062 Well, it spacifically referres to two women, so the gay/bi dudes are out. Emily lived alone, Patricia was openly gay so no historian could deny that, and Virginia stated in letters her only reason for marrying her husband was his energy (she otherwise hated him because he was jewish) and she wasnt forced into it (she was very athiest too. Openly hated the church so if she was gay she wouldn't have religious or societal reasons to hide it, since she wouldn't care what they'd think). Sappho might be the best candidate, since a lot of her works are lesbian-based (though it may have been just an artistic fixation) but things involving her personal life were vague, with nothing pointing to her raising kids with another woman, and she didn't openly have any partners in any documents or works to raise those kids with (it was ancient greece so they were more than ok with it). Thanks for that though. I had fun researching who they were to try and figure that out.
shakespeare was writing a play about caesar, and because he chased a woman, he was thinking about calling it "julius, grab the girl quickly before she gets away". a friend of shakespeare's suggested a better title: "julius, seize her". so he went with that instead.
2:25
The American Revolution and my boi A. Ham
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
:)
@@h--notabotijustlikefontslo3790 AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
@@professionalnerd4055 BUT JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAIT
I love this channel, please never stop
*The video is private*
Guess that this is too much *quality* for RUclips to handle
Fun fact: when the priest at the Sistine Chapel found out that Michelangelo painted a bunch of naked men on the roof of a church, he wasn’t too happy and almost had Michelangelo stop painting. In response, Michelangelo painter the priest as a half man half donkey burning in Hell.
me trying to cram for a history test the day after tomorrow
2:22 Yes, many of us have had either the American Revolutionary War with Alexander Hamilton, or the Newsboy Strike of 1899
2:16 sorry in advance to the British people........................................................................................But while I don't remember that from history, it doesn't surprise me. England can be kind of an idiot sometimes. A little while ago, because of conflicting warm and cold air currents, your weathermen predicted thundersnow. You just can't make this stuff up.
Yeah I mean with what's going on at the moment and with what history has taught us, it's pretty obvious that not all of us Brits are in their right mind.
Just thought I should say though, Thunder-snow is a real thing and while albeit is rare (because it can only take place in a few certain months in the year) can happen because of conflicting warm and cold air currents, so they weren't wrong for predicting that might actually happen (although it didn't). I must admit that the name isn't the best choice though, it does sound like someone's making it up.
well but your mom gay lmao
no u
Shut Up
Celeste Woodworth Britain is the land of strange actions for little reason.
Morderous pinata. Can we appriciate this gem properly?
I prefer "Death Piñata."
Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine in 2014 which almost stated WW3
yes, putin stated ww3 with this fine quote: why don't we invade crimea?
@Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd sooooo, the United nations, Ukraine and the Russian Federation are run by a bunch of super villains so that the jews can take over the world?
@Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd dude, I'm calling you crazy, people generally will walk away slowly when you say that the world is run by super villains who can see into the future so that they can get money
@@bigburd875 ah yes the classic Jews are controlling everything conspiracy that I've heard several variations of at this point. I guess he's going for the less racist version *sighs* of all the conspiracy theories one could believe that is one that simply boggles the mind
My grandfather fought in the Dance Dance Revolution...
omg yES i need another episode of this!
The english language is weird:
If “gh” in “enough” is pronounced as “f”
If “o” in “women” is pronounced as “i”
If “ti” in “nation” is pronounces as “sh”
Then “ghoti” is pronounced as “fish” 😂
you know for me that time period I was obsessed with ranged between the 1940's and 1000's
9:50
oh to be a naive tumblr user in 2014
9:40 what do you mean no one listens to swing??????? I’m in a jazz band and pretty much 70% of our performance music is written in swing lol tumblr be livin in the 80s
Umm....not everyone is into that stuff. It's like being surprised that not everyone is into harpsichord music LOL
0:57 I've been wondering about that for a while, thanks.
1:13
I hate math. I used to like it, but then I was in 8th grade. I don’t hate the class, I hate the teacher.
HE FLIPPING IGNORES ME!!!!!!
11:46 I CHOKED on water and started laughing once I could breath again and everyone around me went wtf
S O V I E T O N I O N
Ahh yes. My favorite artist of the Renaissance, Mishil-in-jello. Such a great artist 👌
"We should stab Caesar"
Should I tell him?
*has knife behind back*
@@KaixoDenek *also has knife behind back*
@@LadyMythos315 alright boys we got him
Wow I am glad youtube suggested me to you. This is the content I came here for. You earned yourself a sub
9:27 *this didnt age well*
Math Class.
Literally "Guess i'll die" the subject.
8:55 we had school project where we all had to reserve a fruit or vegetable. I got the banana
This is brilliant ! I love it
0:50
JUNE - June (6th month of the year
SEPtember - 7 (sep- is 7)
OCTober - 8 (oct- is 8)
NOVember - 9 (non- is 9)
DECember - 10 (dec- is 10)
Australia once declared war on emus (a large scary flightless bird ) and lost
5:11 is this a Fall Out Boy Meme? Am i just so emo or is it?
thats what im trying to figure out lol i dont get it
@@annamem4707 i need to know so bad. If it is- it's so damn good!
@@annamem4707 also I really like your profile picture and name! It's awesomee
Nah you peasants, don't you remember the glorious infant days of youtube?!?
guys, dance dance revolution, the arcade game
0:55 Akhchually, July and August already had existed by then, they were just renamed in their honour. The added months were January and February, because the early romans simply didn't count months during winter
2:17 Yeah I was and am into the 1930-40 Germany since then it just went downhill.
16:13 I literally searched that up and it was a suggested search
???? The video is only???? 13 minutes long?????!!???
does any1 get the one @ 5:11 is it a fall out boy reference or am i just emo
falloutgorls dance dance revolution is an arcade game. i thought it was fob for a sec too lmao
2:24 Yeah my dude, Ancient Greece, Medieval and Renaissance Europe, Revolutionary America, and Imperial Russia.
9:45
The ISIS war started in 2014
No it happen in 2002 war on terror
Congress never declared war though
I need more of these!
Doot
2:26 I was super into medieval times at that age.
Imaginer 31415 Ancient Greece for me.
Oof am I early?
9:35 hits harder now
I nearly choked on my cake while watching this.
*wait*
I love how it said "George washingDONE"
I think this might be your funniest video yet
2:40 MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE