How to Remove THC From Your System!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @dmonson2255
    @dmonson2255 Год назад +738

    I watched this video a few days ago but am coming back to let y’all know: I’m a heavy smoker, multiple times a day for years now. I was able to get my metabolite levels to an undetectable amount in just 6 days of abstinence and actively detoxing by doing lots of cardio, eating clean foods, and drinking lots of water. I’m 6’4 180 pounds and 10% body fat and live an extremely active lifestyle so I know that makes it easier for me but with the amount I smoke I was expecting to have it in my system for at least a month.

    • @c2croofingpete913
      @c2croofingpete913 Год назад +3

      Really??

    • @nathansmith7647
      @nathansmith7647 Год назад +9

      What kinds of food did you eat?

    • @gustywinds4871
      @gustywinds4871 Год назад +55

      Kind of hard to believe!

    • @TheMoonPresence
      @TheMoonPresence Год назад +43

      ​@@gustywinds4871because it isn't true

    • @Lanc.e30
      @Lanc.e30 Год назад +26

      @@nathansmith7647 I imagine no fast foods, as much greens to help detox. mostly drinking water and juices to help also

  • @noname-br5lo
    @noname-br5lo 3 года назад +6983

    Who's all putting THC in their system while watching the video about how to take it out 😅

    • @TheCannabisExperts
      @TheCannabisExperts  3 года назад +496

      🙋‍♂️😁

    • @yawdspycekitchen1578
      @yawdspycekitchen1578 3 года назад +60

      Meeee

    • @DjSicEm
      @DjSicEm 3 года назад +44

      Someone commented on it and it’s a sign that I need to quit and stuff like that at the same time the butter scotch Vape juice and delta nine is better yes it actually

    • @evan.norwalkcalifornia562
      @evan.norwalkcalifornia562 3 года назад +9

      🙋🏿‍♂️

    • @PhillyJT
      @PhillyJT 3 года назад +85

      Not I. This is a serious matter for me

  • @mikerowave1986
    @mikerowave1986 Год назад +800

    I honestly never understood why many employers force employees to take drug tests for ordinary office jobs or other low-responsibility jobs. What you do after work is your business, as long as it doesn't affect your performance.

    • @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol
      @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol Год назад +53

      Exactly!!!!!😭
      Finally someone who has said what has been on my mind.

    • @ericsalhoff4734
      @ericsalhoff4734 Год назад

      Nancy Regan started the drug testing when the Ronald Regan administration was doin theyre war on drugs thing due to traffic of it thru the southern border no one agreed to it but companys wer forced to start doing it

    • @boiling_snow_water_
      @boiling_snow_water_ Год назад +40

      That's what the war on drugs was designed to do

    • @FernandoHernandez-nj1kv
      @FernandoHernandez-nj1kv Год назад +8

      love this man even though thc is legal i feel like shit cause im going to get a drug test wtf

    • @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol
      @VanessaChristopher-fx4ol Год назад +2

      @@FernandoHernandez-nj1kv how'd your drug test go?😢

  • @Trading4freedom34
    @Trading4freedom34 Год назад +637

    Smoked everyday for years. Worked out 5 days a week. I always drink lots of water. I passed a drug test in 7 days after quitting.

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Год назад +99

      🧢

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Год назад +113

      BIG 🧢

    • @LexTalinois
      @LexTalinois Год назад +32

      Actually I'm in the same boat. I smoke at least 2gs by myself every day(nerve pain) took me 10 days of abstinence last time, though it might have been 7 I never tested until day 10

    • @tythompson2779
      @tythompson2779 Год назад +13

      @@LexTalinois ok please give me an in depth step by step of how you did this please????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • @smiller3110
      @smiller3110 Год назад +34

      That’s what I’m saying. I’ve passed 4 days after smoking. I just drank a tonne of water before the test and took b12 vitamins to turn my pee yellow

  • @mrluqboy
    @mrluqboy 2 года назад +1943

    Peoples didn’t come to learn. , they come to save their selves 😂😊

    • @Yokevo99
      @Yokevo99 2 года назад

      Ongg Lmao i dont give a fuck i wanna pass this drug test for this job

    • @MOKEMO1
      @MOKEMO1 2 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t stand you

    • @prodbyyoungstar
      @prodbyyoungstar Год назад +14

      No cap😭

    • @lowkeyaa8540
      @lowkeyaa8540 Год назад +32

      I'm high asf and I came here to learn haha

    • @Asstain04
      @Asstain04 Год назад +7

      Knowledge is power 😂

  • @achilles1373
    @achilles1373 Год назад +979

    If an employer wants to control your actions 24 hours a day... then they need to pay you for 24 hours a day.

    • @lidet6086
      @lidet6086 9 месяцев назад +38

      This is so real

    • @RichardNelson-lf9zz
      @RichardNelson-lf9zz 9 месяцев назад +8

      This is the absolute most stupid thing I have ever heard
      Do You full heartedly, 1000% believe that?
      I am concerned for how you will turn out in life thinking that way🥱

    • @edwardsamuels7606
      @edwardsamuels7606 9 месяцев назад

      @@RichardNelson-lf9zz help me understand why companies know drugs stay in you system for at least days. But want you completely clean before they hire you? Then when you get off work you cannot use any drugs they test for

    • @peterpumpkineater69656
      @peterpumpkineater69656 9 месяцев назад +19

      the military pays me 24 hours a day

    • @ralphwiggum874
      @ralphwiggum874 8 месяцев назад +6

      Depends on the job I‘d say but for most jobs you are right

  • @marksantoro2110
    @marksantoro2110 2 года назад +170

    Smoked daily for years, tested clean after 28-30 days. Im not particularly skinny, but I do 30m of intense cardio 5-6 days/week.

    • @SoLittyTv
      @SoLittyTv 2 года назад +1

      🔥🔥🔥😊

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht Год назад +2

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency You should be good to go.

    • @gumshoe7237
      @gumshoe7237 Год назад +1

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency it doesn't matter how long you smoked for , what matters is the level of Thc you've put in , I.e vape pens have more concentrate then flower does .. If you want to get it out of your system , work up a sweat exercise .. Water wont help "popular myth" .. drinking some alcohol "not too much" can help . niacin can help to To the flower smoker's out there , 30 day's is average regardless of how long you have smoked .

    • @gumshoe7237
      @gumshoe7237 Год назад

      @Crypto Inteligence Agency an overweight heavy flower user should still be good after 45 -60 day's worse case scenario ... If your vape / pure thc it will be longer still .. idk on edibles , I'm not too big on them as it is .

    • @binaryanticommunist1882
      @binaryanticommunist1882 Год назад

      What type of test was that? Hair or urine?

  • @abelveliz001
    @abelveliz001 4 месяца назад +17

    I used to smoke a ounce a week walked 5 miles everyday and worked 40 hours. Drank so much water and I passed a drug test after 4 days of no smoking

  • @fathertime2020
    @fathertime2020 2 года назад +386

    I got clean from all drugs 8 years ago. I enrolled in a drug program that tested us weekly. It took over 2 months before THC was out of my system. The more you smoked the longer it takes to get out of your system. I smoked all day everyday for years.

    • @trixy-d3o
      @trixy-d3o 2 года назад +34

      Damn I recently got caught with a cart in school and my mom flipped and started crying so she wants me to take a drug test

    • @ianholmes7630
      @ianholmes7630 2 года назад +12

      how many years did you smoke? Ive been a heavy smoker ill say since i was 17.. just put it down in march, near the end of march.. been 3 weeks, how much longer you reckon? drinkin a shit ton of water.. cranbery juice.. niacin..

    • @indianaoutlaw8374
      @indianaoutlaw8374 2 года назад +3

      @@ianholmes7630 i smoked delta 8 everyday for a year and quit in early February and i still somehow have it in my system so. I guess it just depends if/how it holds on to you or not

    • @TheDevilsGrandson
      @TheDevilsGrandson 2 года назад +17

      @@indianaoutlaw8374 bro how is that sht still in your system we are almost in June

    • @iasked3371
      @iasked3371 2 года назад +6

      @Billy Ray Hoscheit 30+ years and it was fully gone out your system within 3 months? That is quicker than I would expect. Iv been smoking daily for 3 years, do you think it will be out my system in 4 weeks?

  • @Gyfrctgtdbhf
    @Gyfrctgtdbhf Год назад +35

    For all who have constitutional rights,a urinalysis is a blatant violation of the 4th amendment and also 5th amendment protecting against self-incrimination.

    • @RichardNelson-lf9zz
      @RichardNelson-lf9zz 9 месяцев назад +6

      that's why you sign yourself up for it, no one is forcing you to do anything
      then again, no one is forcing you to get an actual good paying job which will keep you out of poverty

    • @TheChozn
      @TheChozn 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RichardNelson-lf9zzso basically barring a poverty lifestyle depending on violation of privacy.

  • @topsupra6972
    @topsupra6972 Год назад +355

    Unfortunately we living in a world where our leaders doesn't understand the importance on this plant and we need somehow to protect ourselves in a way from them. Great video!

    • @RespectedSpice
      @RespectedSpice Год назад +5

      Try rewriting this…
      No one can tell if you’re against it or for it

    • @austinkirk8428
      @austinkirk8428 Год назад +4

      This video is ment for kids

    • @larrog8413
      @larrog8413 Год назад +20

      Oh they understand. They understand the paradigm shift you go through. They want you to be a mindless drone feeding into a broken system. Weed helps you see how silly that notion is.

    • @noincomprehensible3849
      @noincomprehensible3849 Год назад +8

      @@larrog8413 facts. Shrooms are not bad aswell

    • @davidthouvenin5839
      @davidthouvenin5839 Год назад +1

      They understand perfectly. They have used pot against young people filling prisons with minor offenders cohabitation with dangerous people removed from our exclusionary polite society. NO THANKS. Not a club I want to join. Miss me with that shit, I'll be downtown burning one with some homeless vet everyone walks past who has lived more than 100 passers by. your comfort zone is too small, Go stir some shit up. make as may mistakes as fast as you can. To thine own self be true. PS thanks for the content.

  • @sm3gaming160
    @sm3gaming160 Год назад +89

    Coffee and cranberry juice do not help with removing thc in the body. Exercise daily, eat less fatty foods, drink green tea as it will make you pass more frequently and lots of water! Happy detoxing :)

    • @guillermolledowolkowicz7085
      @guillermolledowolkowicz7085 3 месяца назад

      From my experience, I agree with the green tea. I don't know if this makes you clean the thc faster, don't do this if you need to pass a test. But after smoking weed, I like to start my day with a cold shower and a big glass of an infusion containing:
      - one long leaf kuding cha stick
      - three leafs from a young hemp plant
      - two Salvia divinorum leafs
      It makes me feel like I can't recover faster. It's like the stinging nettle juice for the stinging nettle rush, the rest of the plant balances the effect of one part of the plant. There is no science agreeing to what I've said.

  • @wanderingsoul4104
    @wanderingsoul4104 Год назад +59

    Worthy of mention for Americans (can't speak for those who aren't from the US): Your pee being too diluted will bring unwanted skepticism towards the next sample. However, most American employers will give up after 2 diluted tests and accept your test as a pass. So, a perfectly valid strategy is to hold off on taking THC and dilute the crap out of your sample on purpose twice (presuming this is for employment and not for parole.) This may also buy you the time needed to pass organically if needed.

    • @snakejones9965
      @snakejones9965 Год назад +3

      I agree dilution is the solution!!! Except in the county I'm in three dilutions is the same as a fail for probation.

    • @AllUnbelievableShits
      @AllUnbelievableShits 11 месяцев назад +3

      I've been clean and they said my sample was diluted - but legally they had to answer the question
      Ok So is that a pass or fail ? - it's diluted to a point where you were neither positive or negative
      I say again - is that a pass or fail ?
      Well it's a pass if we are talking pass or fail...
      What a fail on their end.

    • @RichardEnglander
      @RichardEnglander 6 месяцев назад

      I suspect if you take lots of multivitamins then even though your pee is diluted, it will be full of chems for them to measure, darker, smelly. The B vitamins do this.
      Eat Marmite/Vegemite....

  • @SmuggledPineapples
    @SmuggledPineapples Год назад +27

    FYI, DOT drug tests have a standard cutoff of metabolite concentration while non-DOT jobs can set this concentration to whatever often below the 50ng/ml for the initial test and lower on the confirmation meaning it is not regulated and can be much harder to pass. I had one that would of passed DOT but since the company had 20ng/ml at initial and 10 at confirmation i didn’t so it may take longer..

    • @alexsosa665
      @alexsosa665 7 месяцев назад +1

      So is what you’re saying is DOT physicals don’t trace back as long as non DOT? Cuz I’m trying to get clean for a DOT physical for lineman school and I’ve tested myself with a thc test from cvs twice now after drinking lots of water and not smoking since about 3 weeks maybe and came out positive.

  • @Built_it_by-alex
    @Built_it_by-alex 3 года назад +307

    Sweat a lot and drink a lot of water every day, I did this 2 weeks before an random drug test and it came up negative

    • @TheCannabisExperts
      @TheCannabisExperts  3 года назад +162

      Doesn’t sound too random if you had two weeks notice! 🤣

    • @Built_it_by-alex
      @Built_it_by-alex 3 года назад +55

      There wasn't any notice, I keep a personal record of when random drug test shows up which happens to be every 4 months

    • @jahtubes793
      @jahtubes793 3 года назад +9

      I have 10 days 🥲

    • @hgallloway1265
      @hgallloway1265 3 года назад

      How often and how long did you smoke and how much?

    • @destruct61
      @destruct61 3 года назад +7

      @@jahtubes793mines tomorrow 😂

  • @danmcgill8485
    @danmcgill8485 Год назад +40

    As a moderate user of D9 edibles (20mg’s 5 days a week or so), the best way to avoid this type of scenario is to get clean far in advance of any interviews, screenings, etc. Granted, im 6’2, 185, and I walk about 20-25 miles per week, so i stay very active in my free time. I nearly had a job offer in March and was 2 months clean starting in January before they offered another candidate (not drug related)
    I think the point I’m trying to make is that all of this anxiety can be alleviated by getting clean ASAP before even thinking about applying for new positions or scheduling introductory interviews. Getting ahead of the game is key. Be sure to drink lots of water and stay active, because it definitely expedited the process.

  • @israelmolina8226
    @israelmolina8226 Год назад +61

    Think about it this way guys, if your a daily user or a frequent user and you had to stop for any given reason, if you just let it come out naturally without doing anything about it like not exercising or drinking a lot more water then it will remain in your system longer than you want it too, but if you actually do something about it, for example, drink more water, exercise, more or do anything that could help then it will be out of your system a lot faster if you actually do something about it rather than just letting it happen on it on its own

    • @joemiller9931
      @joemiller9931 Год назад +23

      you are stoned

    • @joshuanelson8277
      @joshuanelson8277 Год назад +9

      I stopped 5 days ago. I've never really been healthy. I have a drug test in 30 days to start a job I really want, I'm only 5'6 and 110 pounds. I started eating healthy and drinking a lot more water and other healthy drinks, wish me luck.

    • @neuswanger
      @neuswanger Год назад

      Good luck!!​@@joshuanelson8277

    • @igloo211
      @igloo211 Год назад +2

      @@joshuanelson8277 how in the hell are you scheduled for a drug test 30days out?!?

    • @joshuanelson8277
      @joshuanelson8277 Год назад

      @@igloo211 a job? Lmao just read the earlier comment😂

  • @senormooklei8675
    @senormooklei8675 Год назад +7

    Here's the main tip if you're landlocked with a legal state.
    1. You go to said state every weekend or whatnot to smoke a little, and come back to resume the week.
    2. If Delta products are legal, just buy one and show the receipt, box, and cartridge. Bam. Works every time for me.

    • @stevensoldano2763
      @stevensoldano2763 Год назад +1

      For real ? So if I show them I bought delta 8 vape at a local smoke shop they’ll clear u?

    • @senormooklei8675
      @senormooklei8675 Год назад

      @@stevensoldano2763 Its worked for 3 jobs that still test for THC. They can't do anything about a small level of THC in your system if you have D8 on you to show them, receipt too.

  • @DaddyTwenty9ine
    @DaddyTwenty9ine Год назад +16

    Go for the water and fruits. I'm having a medical check in the nxt few days. Havent been smoking in awhile but i did heavily yesterday. Hope this helps. Will come back to let yall knw the results

    • @dnextup7014
      @dnextup7014 Год назад +3

      Did u pass ?

    • @DaddyTwenty9ine
      @DaddyTwenty9ine Год назад +10

      I got the job guys. Drank twice a day for just a week before my check up. It is effective mostly when u put in some work.

    • @dbzlover8706
      @dbzlover8706 Год назад +1

      @@DaddyTwenty9inelike working out right? Btw thank you for the evidence of this vid being true

    • @kamizee7
      @kamizee7 Год назад

      I smoked twice in 2 weeks but a long time before that. I'm 5'9 170. I play soccer. I test in exactly 2 weeks.

  • @Jdjdbxdj
    @Jdjdbxdj Год назад +182

    Been 21 days since I last toked, hit the gym and sauna pretty much everyday during this time. I drink almost a gallon of water everyday. I’ve done two at home tests before today, both came back positive. I’m going in for my test today and am terrified 🙃. Wish me luck y’all.

    • @willbraham2163
      @willbraham2163 Год назад +4

      lmk how it goes

    • @Jdjdbxdj
      @Jdjdbxdj Год назад +18

      @@willbraham2163 I got you. I drank a certo Gatorade and a gallon at 9 this morning. Heading there at 1 👍

    • @caliantics6807
      @caliantics6807 Год назад +1

      How did it go?

    • @AlSabbagha
      @AlSabbagha Год назад +1

      how did it go!

    • @boblue1970
      @boblue1970 Год назад +28

      Weed should be the least worries a company should have. Our government has failed us. This should be legal Fedarlly.

  • @xorq
    @xorq 2 года назад +33

    Actually I read the fastest way is to get loads of active charcoal ... I remember reading a white paper about it and they reduced from 7 days to 3 days...

  • @faze4953
    @faze4953 Год назад +85

    As a heavy smoker, thc will remain for more than a month, your weight and your physical activity are also important, so if you want to pass a test in one week or two, you can try to drink lots of water and go for a 40 min jog everyday before the test

    • @coreytheisen6948
      @coreytheisen6948 Год назад +4

      Hot saunas

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 Год назад

      No. I'm sorry, but false information like this got my ass sent to Juvey and then a f*cking rehab (yes, for weed, gotta love juvenile probation) when I was in my late teens. Drinking lots of water, jogging or exercising of any type, niacin, detoxing, cranberry juice, none of those things do a damn thing to help you pass a UT, and understanding how it makes it's way into your urine also allows you to understand that nothing can speed up this process except for maybe liposuction. When you smoke, the THC goes right to your fat cells and is stored their, only seeping it's way out of the fat cells very slowly, that's why it takes 30 days. The only way drinking water can make you pass a UT is if you drink so much, you're pissing every 10 mins, because then there hasn't been enough time for THC to seep out of your fat cells in-between the last time you pissed and now, but THC is still in your system and you'd still fail a test again in about 30 mins to an hour.

    • @feetgurufetish
      @feetgurufetish Год назад +3

      Just to have my drug test diluted

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 Год назад +1

      @@feetgurufetish LMAO i got invalid

    • @feetgurufetish
      @feetgurufetish Год назад +5

      @@hecticbeatzz5628 first of all I did hella water and certo method. I got diluted. Told me I have to take it again. Buttt I smoked after that first test….. and yep

  • @mimimi5656
    @mimimi5656 Год назад +21

    I bought apple cider vinegar supplements and have been taking those as well as cranberry juice in my room fridge, I've been drinking lots of water as well as doing 16:8 intermittent fasting and I feel like it's mostly gone from my body. But then again I'm 5'1 and 113 lbs so it might've metabolized faster

    • @HoustonHitta16
      @HoustonHitta16 9 месяцев назад

      Did it helped for you ?

    • @mimimi5656
      @mimimi5656 9 месяцев назад

      @HoustonHitta16 most definitely it did. It got rid of a lot of toxins in my body as well. I'm 107 lbs now

  • @BRod-xt5ek
    @BRod-xt5ek Год назад +10

    95 days since i stopped smoking and I’m still testing positive. I’m 165lb 5’10 . I was smoking every single day for 20years

    • @kevinkev9996
      @kevinkev9996 Год назад +27

      Well yeah you basically turned into a plant bro 😂

    • @akagamishanks5210
      @akagamishanks5210 Год назад

      ​@@kevinkev9996😂😂

    • @Bama2126
      @Bama2126 5 месяцев назад +1

      Try niacin the strongest you can get and take once a day with 20 ounces of water

  • @re8746
    @re8746 Год назад +57

    For the avg pot smoker, someone who smokes daily, it will take 4-6 weeks of complete abstinence for you to pass a thc test normally. Abstinence is the key.

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Год назад

      What about a every now and then smoker . I smoke weed on January 4th then again on the 14 and 15th I have my test on the 25th And I havent smoke since then you think ill be ok ?

    • @josepacheco9479
      @josepacheco9479 Год назад +1

      @@thegrinchmob5108 were you? 😂

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Год назад +3

      @@josepacheco9479 piss was to diluted and had to go back in the 31st did my test and the company said I never show up so I dont know if I was clean or dirty lol but now I got a test on February 8th still havent smoke since the 15th of January

    • @smiller3110
      @smiller3110 Год назад +1

      @@thegrinchmob5108 your good, I’ve passed 4 days after smoking before. Drink a monster drink as well the b12 will make you piss yellow 👍

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 Год назад +9

      @@smiller3110 idk why im so nervous still lol but thanks for the positivity been sober 24 days now wish me luck tomorrow!

  • @trutube5955
    @trutube5955 3 года назад +120

    I have a drug test in 2-3 weeks.
    Last smoked a bowl 4 days ago. Before that I smoked a joint with keif and wax 10 days before that. Now I'm exercising squats, deadlifts, barbell rows, along with 3 1/2 miles of cardio. My hypothesis, a low fat diet and exercise I can detox before my test.

    • @josemunoz4305
      @josemunoz4305 3 года назад +4

      Definitely let me know how this goes !

    • @josemunoz4305
      @josemunoz4305 3 года назад +2

      Good luck to you!!🔥

    • @xxlovecrushxx
      @xxlovecrushxx 3 года назад +1

      Hey bro how did it to? Im literally literally in the same boat as you man i was straight smokin lotta dabs everyday, just did some white girl, a quarter of a xan and took quite a few hits from my buddys dab pen couple days ago which I plan on it being my last time doing substances atleast for a while. I aint fw drugs besides weed heavy like dat so ian worried bout the yay and xan but more bout the weed, how’d it go for you bro? Im currently drinking more water and doing alotta cardio.

    • @trutube5955
      @trutube5955 3 года назад +12

      @@xxlovecrushxx took me 6 weeks with exercise to get clean.. cardio 4 days a week for 30 min and weight training 5 times a week for about an hour and a half .. watch your diet too! You got this whens your job drug test

    • @xxlovecrushxx
      @xxlovecrushxx 3 года назад +14

      @@trutube5955 im in the process of enlisting to the army rn so I gotta have clean pee when I go through MEPS (I also plan on tellin my recruiter so I can get sometime to get my pee clean) yk how it is being young and with your friends after not kickin it for a bit, I just slipped up and fell into bad habits because I just wanted one last night of fun before havin to be sober my entire contract ahaha. glad that your test went well bro, also what type of food would you pref in the diet

  • @gybx4094
    @gybx4094 Год назад +15

    I'm 65 and I use no more than 15mg THC gummy at bedtime for insomnia. It really helps me stay asleep through the night. I don't smoke it and I don't like being high or intoxicated. It's less toxic than sleeping pills. MJ is legal in my state and some businesses are not testing for THC anymore, but the residual THC could be used to fire me from my part-time job. I don't know if a THC prescription would protect me or not.

    • @deepthoughts8393
      @deepthoughts8393 Год назад +1

      I use Phoenix tears

    • @Who_hack_here
      @Who_hack_here Год назад +1

      I’m with you… I have proven the system I walk, I talk, I sit normal now, my rashes cure, my CPRS pain in right leg/foot/toes can handle the pain and put on socks by myself that I couldn’t for couple of years include bedridden, I’m up and do everything by myself. CBD aggravates my pain. And hyper.
      No intoxicated at all. Sleep like baby.
      I guess it depends on what ndividual and yet system think otherwise. No one is the same. I believe I’m not alone facing this. My gut feeling is system not want see us success??? What else is wrong huh.
      I take small amount of oil at bedtime every night to every other night. And couple puffs during the day as needed. I have gone through approximately 100 strains last ten years only one strain I find very helpful with no reaction and improve lot of my symptoms huge benefit. I have tried all kinds varies. Like tincture, candies, etc all don’t help what I’m doing is very helpful. I done my homework for 10 years.

    • @RememberTheLord
      @RememberTheLord Год назад

      @@Who_hack_herewhich strain ??

    • @Who_hack_here
      @Who_hack_here Год назад

      @@RememberTheLord I wouldn’t share here since I’m victim of identity theft and hurt my case repeatedly. It does contain thc varies % Nobody is me but me. I find what helps after 4+ years of trial via program without label tell me anything and once I find it and that’s the answer and took to lab test and learn two different % on both batches. And from there I look for my meds that works not what store offer anything. It has to be specific kind for all of my health diagnosis I have a lot of rare and unheard of. It’s helping me huge. I wish I could share here. I go through hurt enough trying to get things right where system have failed me for almost all my life.

  • @corinnastrouse7544
    @corinnastrouse7544 Год назад +15

    When I was a teenager we were told to take goldenseal. We were told it releases THC off of fat corpuscles. Don’t know if it’s true, but I took it and passed a drug test.

    • @tatianakarim1349
      @tatianakarim1349 11 часов назад

      How much gold seal did you take?

    • @corinnastrouse7544
      @corinnastrouse7544 11 часов назад

      @@tatianakarim1349again I was a teen so didn’t get official directions but I took it in the morning, night and in the afternoon I broke the capsule open and drank it in hot water. Don’t remember why but that’s what I did.

  • @UncleHam1337
    @UncleHam1337 3 года назад +50

    And the most important maybe, sweat a lot! Go jogging or whatever it takes, then drink & repeat!

    • @Lupine.
      @Lupine. 3 года назад +8

      Car sauna. Sit in a car parked in the sun. Wear little clothing and bring plenty of water and towels. Continually sip water and wipe sweat off of your body. Try to make it to one hour. However, watch for symptoms of heat stroke. Faintness or blurry vision means you need to open a door, then slowly get out.

    • @Ben-dw3tf
      @Ben-dw3tf 3 года назад +3

      Hey I have a test in 8 days and I stopped smoking 10 days prior. I was smoking everday for what I’d say was around a month and 3 weeks, will I be fine if I continue to drink water and Gatorade and sweat a lot? Also does eating a lot have any effect? I need to pass so I am going to sweat a lot but at the same time I don’t want to lose weight. Pls lmk I’m stressing tf out lmao

    • @UncleHam1337
      @UncleHam1337 3 года назад

      @@Ben-dw3tf It depends on many things like your age, sex, weight etc. But 7 weeks of smoking, 18 days should be fine with those maneuvers.

    • @phyxiuss
      @phyxiuss 3 года назад

      @@Ben-dw3tf let me know your results. V curious

    • @IntergalacticCherry
      @IntergalacticCherry 3 года назад +1

      @@Ben-dw3tf did u pass?

  • @thairston1
    @thairston1 Год назад +25

    Raphael Mechoulam is often referred to as the "father of cannabis research" because of his pioneering work in the field. In 1963, he successfully isolated and elucidated the chemical structure of cannabidiol (CBD), one of the primary non-psychoactive compounds found in the cannabis plant. A year later, in 1964, he and his research team were the first to isolate and synthesize delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main psychoactive compound responsible for the "high" associated with marijuana consumption. He has the answers to all your questions

  • @re8746
    @re8746 2 года назад +55

    For the avg pothead, someone who smokes 1-2 joints per day, the rule of thumb is you will need 6-7 weeks of abstinence ie not smoking pot at all to pass your standard lab urine test.

    • @teelove3912
      @teelove3912 2 года назад +15

      CAP

    • @re8746
      @re8746 2 года назад +2

      @@teelove3912 Truth

    • @JuanRivera-lv5du
      @JuanRivera-lv5du 2 года назад +5

      What about me I don't smoke weed at all but I ate half a gummy 12 days ago and have a drug test tomorrow .

    • @re8746
      @re8746 2 года назад +9

      @@JuanRivera-lv5du your not the avg pothead

    • @JuanRivera-lv5du
      @JuanRivera-lv5du 2 года назад +1

      @@re8746 So I should be good 👍🏽

  • @rdricco
    @rdricco 3 года назад +30

    Loved the text on description, it helps a lot

  • @spiritualaesthetic
    @spiritualaesthetic 2 года назад +17

    I just want to say I really love whoever does your animations

  • @RioSuave11
    @RioSuave11 6 месяцев назад +4

    I drank about 6 bottles of water a day and cranberry juice every morning and green tea at night and was clean in 2 weeks also another thing that helps that this video failed to mention is working out and sweating alot can also help rid you of THC.

  • @DjSicEm
    @DjSicEm 3 года назад +85

    Watching this while having a panic attack

    • @ebingamin3087
      @ebingamin3087 3 года назад +6

      :( me too…

    • @DjSicEm
      @DjSicEm 3 года назад +4

      @Joseph Alonso me either man. I failed my drug test and lost my job yet I’m still smoking like wtf weed is cool and all but mf the damn drug test

    • @2468whodoweappreciate
      @2468whodoweappreciate 3 года назад

      that means weed isn't for you. Or if you're taking edibles, edibles isnt the right thing for you. You also need to find a different strain or something, or you might as well quit weed.

    • @paranoiddroid9570
      @paranoiddroid9570 3 года назад +1

      @@ebingamin3087 update? Just remember, THC stays with you for a while, at most 1 month, I’m on day 3 and I’m still feeling it. It’s because I didn’t detox and my body was telling me to eat fruits, sweat and sleep.

    • @noodle4002
      @noodle4002 2 года назад +1

      literally same, DCFS is trying to take my fkin kid over the fact that ive been a pothead since i was 12 while they literally have alcoholic parents all over America.

  • @MercyAches
    @MercyAches Год назад +30

    “Drink a ton of water but don’t drink too much or it can be fatal” 😭😭

    • @wellnesscanceradvocate8564
      @wellnesscanceradvocate8564 Год назад +4

      As long as you have enough sodium it's not

    • @paulaw3264
      @paulaw3264 10 месяцев назад +1

      Right. Always be sure that you have enough electrolytes

  • @michaelmarble155
    @michaelmarble155 2 года назад +30

    He forgot to put that you can sweat it out🤷🏻‍♂️worked out twice a day for 2.5 weeks and passed

    • @Purrepur
      @Purrepur 2 года назад +2

      How often and how much did you smoke?

    • @MecoDaHedge
      @MecoDaHedge 2 года назад

      How much you smoke

  • @ericapelt4591
    @ericapelt4591 Год назад +34

    I used to be a carbon-based lifeform, but after smoking for 35 years, I am now a cannabinoid-based lifeform!

  • @thejimcricket
    @thejimcricket 8 месяцев назад +2

    smoked for years but stopped for a job, it's been 30 days and my home tests are still testing positive... 2 more days of my detox, really really hoping that it cleanses me of the THC...I'm only 141 pounds so this is crazy to me it's still in my system.

    • @lorenathomas9500
      @lorenathomas9500 4 месяца назад

      Did it?

    • @thejimcricket
      @thejimcricket 4 месяца назад

      @@lorenathomas9500 no it didn't work, I got a detox kit and they had to refund my money.

    • @thejimcricket
      @thejimcricket 4 месяца назад

      @@lorenathomas9500 took nearly 60 days for it to be completely out of my system.

    • @thejimcricket
      @thejimcricket 4 месяца назад

      @@lorenathomas9500 not sure why my comments got deleted, but no it didn't work. THC took 60 days to get out of my system, and had to get a refund on a detox kit that was over $100.

    • @idk2156
      @idk2156 3 месяца назад

      what was ur result after the 2 days??

  • @TommyGordon82579
    @TommyGordon82579 3 года назад +31

    Eating a high fiber diet helps.

  • @jay_moreau55
    @jay_moreau55 8 месяцев назад +5

    How are y’all passing after 7 days it’s been over 50 days for me and it’s still in my system.

  • @THEGLASSMANSWORLD
    @THEGLASSMANSWORLD 2 года назад +70

    I had to do random tests for pre trial probation BS on a false charge. I was still testing positive 6 months after stopping completely. I was then thrown in jail for more false accusations which the judge believed I committed, so I never found out how long it actually would take to finally test clean.

    • @STGinc719
      @STGinc719 2 года назад +15

      false my gee, they test for ngL and its at a certain limit threshold they test for. Either you was continuously tokin (I aint knockin it) or your test sample was possibly tainted and Im 100 positive if you abstained that you asked for a retest.

    • @shawnperico7221
      @shawnperico7221 Год назад +2

      Over three months for me

    • @Nonsense913
      @Nonsense913 Год назад

      @@STGinc719 or he’s really fat.

    • @antwonnelamont6536
      @antwonnelamont6536 Год назад +8

      Yeah during that 6 months u was definitley sneaking and geeking because thats impossible

    • @THEGLASSMANSWORLD
      @THEGLASSMANSWORLD Год назад

      @@antwonnelamont6536 Don't be jealous! Lol. I wasn't "sneaking and geeking". That would be stupid to risk losing my child over a little ganja. You might not have the will power, so you probably sneak and geek, but I never did. I also quit drinking alcohol over 7 years ago, never having a sip ever again even though I had to perform my music at many shows that were booked by bars.
      I'm not lying that my UA tests came back dirty 6 months later. I was shocked cuz I have always been taught it takes 30 days to detox out. But I guess not if you smoke as much as I did daily. And I smoke even more now then back then cuz it's recreational now here in New Mexico. So I wonder how long it would really take.
      What sucks is, the judge told me I would have my levels checked for pre trial probation, but I only had them tested once and I never got or heard those level results. I got thrown back in for more false accusations so my pretrial probation stopped and I had to do the ankle monitor until my case was finally dismissed due to false charges. That would've been interesting to know what my levels were from that first test, and then every month as it decreased.
      I don't lie. Lying is stupid and for the weak. Watch my Glassblowing videos and you'll see how real and honest I am... To the point of being brutally honest.

  • @patfranks785
    @patfranks785 2 года назад +13

    I wasn't smoking regularly, but I had smoked and 2/3 weeks later I needed to take a drug test. I went to Black Forest Acres and bought this tea. It was a gal. You had to drink the whole thing before testing. Anyway, I can't give total credit to the tea but I passed.

    • @chrisv7495
      @chrisv7495 2 года назад +3

      Whats the name of the tea lol

    • @Skurtz901
      @Skurtz901 2 года назад +2

      @@chrisv7495 u can go into most smoke shops and ask them for a detox drink. It dosent get rid of the thc but it holds it in. You drink it the morning of the DT and it keeps all the thc in your body when u pee and you’ll pass the test that way. My friends said it worked for him but idk

  • @seventeenshaun6424
    @seventeenshaun6424 16 дней назад +1

    I am going to MEPS in 4 weeks. I smoked marijuana heavily for 2 years. Smoked hard every day. I quit smoking about 3 weeks ago and I just took an at home drug test not even an hour ago and I failed it. I hope that 4 weeks is enough time to get it out of my system. I’m a pretty skinny dude, so not a lot of body fat, I work out and do cardio pretty often in preparation, I drink a good amount of soda but I eat healthy and have a quick metabolism. I really hope that I don’t get fucked over by a plant man.

    • @hustlengrind8833
      @hustlengrind8833 4 дня назад

      Drink an insane amount of water 2-3 days before you leave. I smoked heavy for years before I joined. Stopped a month before I went to MEPS, 2-3 days before I left I drank at least a gallon of water everyday. Worked out fine for me.

  • @keepingfitness727
    @keepingfitness727 3 года назад +17

    I failed a test over second hand smoke in a hallway. If you have an important job, you must get away from those people.

  • @keithtouchon9425
    @keithtouchon9425 Год назад +3

    Smoked on a four day weekend. Friday and Monday off. Thursday night I only smoked couple times with the gang and didn’t want more or any after that night. Played basketball all weekend and sat in the sauna and drank so much water. Didn’t even know Tuesday morning we all had a surprise piss test. I drank so much water that morning before going up to them when I was ready to go. I drank 5 full Nalgenes and held it in to go pee somewhere else everyone wasn’t looking. Came to them with nothing but piss water can’t believe I passed that

  • @uzairsiddiqui3956
    @uzairsiddiqui3956 3 года назад +40

    Fluids and strenuous weight training. I am a daily two to three joint user and In the past I’ve passed a drug screen in just 4 days.

    • @STEVE-ob5ru
      @STEVE-ob5ru 3 года назад

      What did you use/do specifically?

    • @uzairsiddiqui3956
      @uzairsiddiqui3956 3 года назад +5

      @@STEVE-ob5ru went hard everyday at the gym for at least 2 hrs. Goal was to lift weights and raise and maintain my heart rate at 120-140 bts per minute. Burn calories in the form of fat, and weight training was the way to do it. Drink 2-3 liters of fluid if permissible so you pee often. Other thing was to eat and consume more protein (less carbs, processed food) to increase your metabolic rate as protein takes more energy to burn and fats are utilized to help burn the protein in your body. Other thing was to take creatine 5mg, zinc 50mg, b-complex vitamins, selenium few hours before the test. Make sure when you give the test you are hydrated enough to not produce concentrated urine, but not too much as to pee very dilute urine. A big factor in all of this is to have a normal BMI, and a high metabolic rate which Is a yes for me for both. I would pee clean always on day 5 on home tests (checking for THC levels 50ng/ml). I exercise everyday regardless of whether I’m partaking of the God plant or not. This just keeps my metabolism in high gear always. If your BMI is above normal (not falling in the obese category), I would suggest giving yourself 10 days before home testing as a trial run, while doing all of the above.
      You beat the test by beating the physiology of THC. It binds and distributes readily in fat cells and comes in and out of the blood stream. Burn those cells and you get rid of the THC.

    • @huffizenough1296
      @huffizenough1296 3 года назад +4

      Thanks for your post! I also know the workout method works! I did the sauna for 3 days in a row. 30 per day. And I tested negative via urine. I also ate clean those days.

    • @kasino.
      @kasino. 3 года назад +1

      @@huffizenough1296 could you tell me more about the specifics on this? Took a dab yesterday after not smoking for about 4 months and I need help on how to pass a possible upcoming test

    • @huffizenough1296
      @huffizenough1296 3 года назад

      @@kasino. yes, I seen research vis RUclips showing how 3 days in a row in a sauna can help you detox marijuana. I stopped smoking a week, cut out fried foods, sugar, bread, etc. I drank a lot of water ( with lemon, apple cider vinegar) and cranberry juice. I layered up in the sauna( pants, shirt, and hoodie) to increase sweating. I also took niacin pills to help detox.
      I brought those dollar thc test from the dollar store and tested myself at least 3 x before I tested.
      Another strategy I have used before was the Qcarbo 32 extra strength detox kit. I cut out smoking a few days and follow the drink directions. It works.
      For best results give yourself some days, weeks if you can without smoking. And ate clean. Once, I quit maybe 3 days and took this drink and still passed.
      Im 5’9 roughly 190…hope this helps bro and good luck!

  • @donk1822
    @donk1822 3 года назад +91

    I'm pretty sure they would get a positive test from my ashes after my cremation.

    • @donk1822
      @donk1822 3 года назад

      @Guerrero Azteca I'm still trying to get that recipe off Krabs, one day it will be mine and then I will eat my fill. But until then, nope :(.

    • @paladin2009
      @paladin2009 3 года назад

      #Legend

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya Год назад

      💀 😂

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not Год назад +2

    Listening to the narrator of this took me back to an episode from The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, the original series about 1981 in the UK.

  • @DAWSON.1235
    @DAWSON.1235 Год назад +2

    3 joins Friday night 6 litres water an chlorophyll mix through weekend.thc test Sunday night 2 lines negative.
    Unfortunately ready for another working week.90kgs.

  • @PhillyJT
    @PhillyJT 3 года назад +42

    For all you talking about the guy sitting down to pee, he could've had to shit also. You don't know.

    • @killemall923
      @killemall923 3 года назад +1

      😆

    • @chercollins9537
      @chercollins9537 3 года назад +1

      If you are testing for probation because of a weed offense, I say crap all over the cup Every time. Lol. Certo multivitamins Gatorade diuretics and hot Jello water( Certo is the gelatin) worked for me every time....If you have been stoned for days, you might like to see if you might be able to"Study for the Test"😂 ✨

    • @harambeuzamaki2985
      @harambeuzamaki2985 3 года назад

      You can't not pee when you are having g a shot. Ask Joey Diaz

    • @doreengibbs-gifford1215
      @doreengibbs-gifford1215 2 года назад

      And who thinks a cartoon with his wanker dangling over the toilet is a good look? Yeah, I already know. Some of you actually do. This is for the same reasons that pixelation is used when junkies shoot up on documentaries. Some shyyt is just not to be seen people.😎

    • @KalaiMitchell
      @KalaiMitchell 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @baebluez873
    @baebluez873 3 года назад +84

    “The more you pee.” That dude is literally taking a shmit.

  • @ThePrimo1973
    @ThePrimo1973 3 года назад +562

    I completely rid my body of TCH in minutes by getting my brother to do my medical 🤣😂

    • @mrspacley4001
      @mrspacley4001 3 года назад +5

      I can relate 😂

    • @kevinr8944
      @kevinr8944 3 года назад +1

      I did that but it was to cold

    • @treyu791
      @treyu791 3 года назад

      @@kevinr8944 Next time hide the bottle or whatever between legs inside your underwear to make it body temp but wear baggy pants to hide it

    • @treyu791
      @treyu791 3 года назад +6

      @@kevinr8944 Also it takes 30-60 min to make it body temp

    • @kevinr8944
      @kevinr8944 3 года назад

      @@treyu791 thanks 🙏

  • @sojourn4life648
    @sojourn4life648 3 года назад +45

    I'm still trying to figure out how to get more THC into my system 🔥😁💨

  • @JuneWrld209
    @JuneWrld209 3 года назад +123

    I’ve been smoking all day everyday for 3 years straight🤦‍♂️ I’m finally starting to detox but I bet it’s going to take me 6 months to get it all out of my system, the amount of thc I smoked the last few years is terrifying😬

    • @heresjonny.
      @heresjonny. 3 года назад +28

      Dude I've smoked daily for the last 16 years. Im talking HEAVY, I bought lbs for myself to smoke and it only lasted a couple of months. I don't remember what im like sober. To me that's sad, and when i say sober I mean months and years not hours or days. I'm curious how long it'll take for me to get it outta my system.

    • @harshvardhanbhoyar4008
      @harshvardhanbhoyar4008 3 года назад

      🥇Excellent 🏆

    • @JuneWrld209
      @JuneWrld209 3 года назад +6

      @@heresjonny. damn 16 years is a lot! You got to have enough motivation to stop. In the 3 years i was smoking i felt like I needed wax! I was hooked on the wax pen! But then I only switched to Bud, after a couple of months I felt like I got it out of my system and could stop, I did smoke tonight on New Years before 2022 I made it my resolution to stop smoking all year!

    • @lakernation8370
      @lakernation8370 3 года назад +11

      I stopped smoking 30 days ago took the 7 day detox twice and still positive for thc

    • @samjameison3573
      @samjameison3573 2 года назад +12

      Starting my journey today

  • @dittoheaddd
    @dittoheaddd 2 года назад +9

    I smoked two sesh a day and past a test for work in 2 and a half days. Just drunk a lot of water and diluted my urine.

    • @herura6558
      @herura6558 2 года назад

      how do you dilute your urine

    • @buschm1
      @buschm1 2 года назад +8

      @@herura6558 he literally just said my guy lol drink alot of wate

  • @tylernorr5311
    @tylernorr5311 2 года назад +8

    I have had 3 days after I smoked and passed. Your all tripped.

    • @Drewstir68
      @Drewstir68 9 месяцев назад +3

      bro please let this be me, I smoked this morning and I just learned I have a drug test in two days XD

    • @danielcruzortiz1156
      @danielcruzortiz1156 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Drewstir68hey did you pass?

    • @Drewstir68
      @Drewstir68 8 месяцев назад

      @@danielcruzortiz1156 straight up didn’t go, I took my own drug test and failed, and they would have banned me from employment forever. I was smoking everyday before that, but now I’ve been sober waiting for them to let me apply again

    • @Guy.On.The.Couch.
      @Guy.On.The.Couch. Месяц назад

      Pass? Lol

  • @herniedoe5497
    @herniedoe5497 Год назад +2

    I smoked for a whole year. By the end of it I was smoking every day 3 times a day for like 2 months. Took about 2 months to get it out of my system. Tested by probation

  • @NoBody-wo9jt
    @NoBody-wo9jt 5 месяцев назад

    Watching this while I got a drug test tomorrow and just got done smoking

  • @shoelover2145
    @shoelover2145 2 года назад +7

    did carts for about 2 or 3 months maybe 1 or 2 a week, been sober for about a week and a half drinking shit ton of water im working out and still failed, I have to go to MEPS soon af

    • @langhandsome
      @langhandsome 2 года назад

      How did MEPS go ?

    • @shoelover2145
      @shoelover2145 2 года назад +1

      @@langhandsome I still have THC in my system so me and my recruiter are waiting till im clean

    • @grxy5924
      @grxy5924 2 года назад +1

      @@shoelover2145 6 months later but how are things going bro? I’m in the same situation lol tryna get clean for MEPS. The biggest thing that scares me is the 2 fails and you’re done rule.
      For some reason you only have 2 shots at the drug test and that’s it. Once you fail it the second time you are no longer to join any branch of the US military. And i been wanting this for years. I’m done smoking and tryna get it out fast but i don’t have hella time. Might just needa say fuck it and wait 2-3 months to be sure. I’m not about to risk 2 failures and fuck up my military career over some bs like this. I just find it crazy how we can drink and get fucked up no problem but smoking here and there is a criminal offense type shit. This system is a joke.

  • @Analymous
    @Analymous 3 года назад +39

    They say fatter people take longer to get it out of their system but when I was 22 I quit smoking and I tested my self every week until it showed negative. Took 8 weeks (about 60 days) and I barely had an ounce of fat on my body.
    UPDATE!!! My best friend who has been smoking heavy for the last 15 years quit. We tested her at 30 days, dirty. 60 days, STILL dirty. It is almost 90 days and we will test again.
    UPDATE!!! She was just BARELY clean, very very faint line at 90 days. However I also recently quit and I was barely clean after three weeks BUT I had only been smoking a tiny bowl in the evenings.

    • @njfinest3558
      @njfinest3558 3 года назад +8

      That’s interesting I’m 18 6 feet tall 140 pounds I’m a heavy weed smoker and I showed up negative literally after 2 weeks of smoking

    • @Analymous
      @Analymous 3 года назад +1

      @@njfinest3558 Yea I am a girl and was 5 feet 100 pounds and it took 2 freaking months. Maybe because I was taking a lot of edibles in addition to smoking?

    • @njfinest3558
      @njfinest3558 3 года назад

      @@Analymous ya ifk I smoke like legit a qp a month atleast plus I ax and shot came out my system wuick and when I had to go to a program I could take a bong rip and piss clean in 3 days

    • @ZinKaaOG
      @ZinKaaOG 3 года назад

      Probably eating unhealthy foods

    • @NobleWolf33
      @NobleWolf33 2 года назад +1

      Where did you get the tests from

  • @matpritchard301
    @matpritchard301 2 года назад +67

    I am 77 days clean and still testing positive for THC….. hoping I’m good by day 85 so we’ll see. 5’10” 190lbs.

    • @lizziepalmer629
      @lizziepalmer629 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for the information but just one question, how much and how often did you smoke before going clean?

    • @matpritchard301
      @matpritchard301 2 года назад +1

      @@lizziepalmer629 idk probably a g a day - more or less like .5g - but I smoked all day typically.

    • @slowyamaha476
      @slowyamaha476 2 года назад

      @@matpritchard301how long you’ve been smoking constantly?

    • @matpritchard301
      @matpritchard301 2 года назад

      @@slowyamaha476 probably like 3 or 4 years

    • @Sayski1900
      @Sayski1900 2 года назад +1

      @@matpritchard301 u think i still got time to grow im 16 been smoking for abt a year and 6,1

  • @urpalamericanal9525
    @urpalamericanal9525 2 месяца назад

    This video is pretty spot on for me…I’m a very light user and I am of low weight…I have quit a week before a test and been clean I am playing with fire and only gave my self 3 days and have been flushing with coffee and water and I naturally pee a lot… my advice is just constantly try to pee and ull be constantly cleaning ur system…this video is accurate

  • @williep1626
    @williep1626 2 месяца назад

    I've been a daily user for 18 months as a medical thc pt, but still worry about job drug testing as I'm in a non-recreational state. Been 5 weeks and its still in my system. I run 30 miles a week typically...can't believe it's taking so long to get out.

  • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
    @ERICCLAPPDHIM 2 года назад +25

    This is very true I was 240 lb when I quit and it took over 2 months for it to get out of my system

    • @codyrodriguez1056
      @codyrodriguez1056 2 года назад +3

      It's cuz ur fatter and mostly have a slow metabolism and most likely don't work out often

    • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
      @ERICCLAPPDHIM 2 года назад

      @@codyrodriguez1056 actually you are wrong... working out increases your chances of failing because the thc in your fat cells gets released into your blood stream i was 245 in August now I am 197 and yes i work out 70 days later im still failing what you know to be true is a myth..LOOK IT UP💪😎

    • @zen8008
      @zen8008 2 года назад

      Did you smoke aaa lot? do thc detox pills or drink actually work please answer

    • @ERICCLAPPDHIM
      @ERICCLAPPDHIM Год назад

      @Oooooo I was I lost weight during that period of two months over 30 lb

  • @realtalk37851
    @realtalk37851 Год назад +6

    The weed now takes 3 times longer to leave your body than just 20 years ago because of the high thc levels.

  • @skinnyguy3285
    @skinnyguy3285 Год назад +4

    I can summon up this hole video in to 2 words. Cranberry juice. Nothing cleans your system better.

  • @jasminecalderon2658
    @jasminecalderon2658 3 месяца назад

    I have a drug test for an office job tomorrow. And I'm reading how people are doing squats, drinking water, running😂....I don't have that kind of time. Offered the job quick!---I wasn't expecting that quick! Now I'm sitting here trying to figure this out. I'm a recovering spinal surgery patient. I don't know the rules for CA??(

  • @iananderson606
    @iananderson606 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im going to do all of the mathods at once... by the time i get tested it will have been 6 days since last use (heavy user) wish me luck!

  • @binaryanticommunist1882
    @binaryanticommunist1882 Год назад +4

    55 yr old male, 5'4" height, 160lbs. Only vape flower with an Arizer Solo2 nightly before bed. The bowl is only about .10 to maybe .50 of a gram. No edibles. I only eat all natural. Fruits, veggies, eggs, poultry, etc. In other words, healthy lifestyle. No alcohol for probably 10 years or more. Any thoughts on how long for pee and hair follicle testing?

    • @titoh.9461
      @titoh.9461 Год назад +2

      No hiding from a hair follicle test.

  • @skeletonwithagun
    @skeletonwithagun Год назад +4

    any smokers know any detox tips? stopped nearly 2 months ago, was heavy smoker for 4 years. 1-2 grams a day minimum smoked bongs day and night. im 5’2 97kg fairly fat. been drinking tea and water in big amounts also gone out of my way to exercise to sweat more. been doing hot baths and showers often. cranberry juice orange juice green tea apple cider vinegar lotta good fresh fruits also avoiding dairy… im still coming up positive im so defeated. i cant findwork with these results! please help meeee. im worried me losing weight is the reason for my results because my fats are making me pee thc!

  • @comfortablynumb9342
    @comfortablynumb9342 3 года назад +29

    Avoid drug tests

    • @PhillyJT
      @PhillyJT 3 года назад +7

      Wow! I never thought of that.

    • @deborahwhit118
      @deborahwhit118 2 года назад

      Move to cannabis friendly state

    • @comfortablynumb9342
      @comfortablynumb9342 2 года назад +1

      @@deborahwhit118 they should all be weed friendly

    • @hihopes2004
      @hihopes2004 2 года назад +3

      @@deborahwhit118 they still drug test for cannabis. It's ridiculous. Here in California some jobs require drug screenings. 😫

    • @EthanChantx
      @EthanChantx 2 года назад +4

      @@hihopes2004 yup.. it’s ridiculous that its legal and still disqualifies you

  • @elguero933
    @elguero933 Год назад +2

    This is the kind of quality content I am always looking for. tnks

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange Год назад +2

    Take water purification tablets an hour or two before the pee test. Work for me for many years

  • @tommykrynock
    @tommykrynock 3 года назад +16

    Drink lots of water and drink lots of prune juice or just go to your local head shop and get some synthetic urine

  • @brandonurban9537
    @brandonurban9537 2 года назад +3

    What if i stopped smoking for a month. Smoked for 3 days about once per day. then stopped again. How long should it stay in my system?

  • @joseramon5786
    @joseramon5786 2 года назад +8

    Scenario...hadn't smoked in 4yrs (job related) left job 3 months ago and started smoking 2 months ago maybe a few times a week like half a skinny joint with old school "Tops". Then I got a disposable pen and would hit that a few times a day for the past month. Now I have do a urine test. Yes I stopped completely a couple days ago and purchased a detox drink for when I'm ready. Thoughts on how long it'll take to get clean??

  • @shane8435
    @shane8435 3 месяца назад +1

    Sitting down and getting on your phone to pee is crazy work 😂

  • @jitendrachaudhary4753
    @jitendrachaudhary4753 Год назад

    I wanted me to back, I am feeling everything is unreal and dreamy, I know I am watching this video, but after sometime I will feel, I watched this video in my dreams.

  • @StartLivingNow1963
    @StartLivingNow1963 3 года назад +15

    Has anyone used Apple Cider Vinegar to flush your body of THC for a drug test?????

    • @marathoncontinues3980
      @marathoncontinues3980 3 года назад +6

      Yup works everytime! That or cranberry juice if you don’t like that vinegar taste

    • @nicklemus999
      @nicklemus999 3 года назад +1

      @@marathoncontinues3980 what about if I have a drug test for the army in 6 days and I just smoked today

    • @nicklemus999
      @nicklemus999 3 года назад

      @@marathoncontinues3980 I'm going on 12 years smoking around 5-6 times a day and I just tried to smoke cold turkey so far not working really good but I got my meps reschedule so that's good

    • @marathoncontinues3980
      @marathoncontinues3980 3 года назад +3

      @@nicklemus999 my best advice bro tbh is drink a lot of water and hit up the gym that has a sauna in it.. sweat as much as you can

    • @zentum2206
      @zentum2206 3 года назад +1

      @@marathoncontinues3980 so a lot of cranberry juice and water and on top of that about an hour of working out or just use the sauna? Sorry trying to flush my system quick🤣

  • @EmanVsEmmanueL
    @EmanVsEmmanueL Год назад +8

    I had a buddy who was a daily smoker but lean af. He had to pass a test for a job so he quit two days before the test. On the last day before the test he ate a whole bottle apple cider vinegar pills and guess what he pass!

  • @kali7602
    @kali7602 2 года назад +12

    Just got on probation smh so yeah I gotta quit unfortunately, I was a heavy user for ten years an I’ve been a week sober an feel good, the first day was really hard for me but after that day it was easy to not smoke being that I still sell bud an I’m around it everyday but I just don’t have the urge anymore in fact ion even like smelling like bud no more but I need the extra cash so I gotta do what I gotta do if the court wants there fines payed that I owe them 😂

    • @austin8037
      @austin8037 2 года назад

      🙄

    • @kali7602
      @kali7602 2 года назад +1

      @@austin8037 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @ozzayyyy
      @ozzayyyy 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like me lol just not the probation part.

    • @samuelflores2024
      @samuelflores2024 2 года назад

      Fuck probation, weed ain’t even bad, I bet those damn probation officers have a beer or glass of wine after work everyday. What’s the difference with weed.

  • @takitok2867
    @takitok2867 Год назад

    I got a d&a test next week. Im not a heavy smoker but i really need to pass!

  • @youngloud-topic4729
    @youngloud-topic4729 Год назад +2

    I smoke a sweet cart hit it a feed times every 4-5 days so how long would it be in my system 🥶

  • @bclark4237
    @bclark4237 3 года назад +9

    I haven’t smoked in 35 days still failed a 5 panel thc test , passed for 300ng and 200ng but failed for 100ng and less

    • @aussiegeeza9034
      @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад +51

      Yeah mate I know the feels…. Bullshit a plant can stay in the system for so long yet the crackheads can pass in 24 hours.

    • @billywilliams8495
      @billywilliams8495 3 года назад +1

      28 days your system would be clean, you smoked or 2nd hand smoke, cabin high, don't lie

    • @bclark4237
      @bclark4237 3 года назад +1

      No actually last time I quit I never took no supplements and it took almost 45 days smoking close to a quarter a day , this time I was smoking from a dab pen so I would imagine it would be the same resaults if not longer because it is more concentrated,clearly you don’t understand that everyone body processes thc different, lucky you if it only took 28 days

    • @aussiegeeza9034
      @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад +1

      @@billywilliams8495 took 12 weeks for me last time mate… no detox stuff or anything though.

    • @aussiegeeza9034
      @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад +1

      Was a Very heavy smoker though…

  • @ericfasulo4259
    @ericfasulo4259 2 года назад +5

    I can smoke every day for a year and still clean out completely in 10 days . I’m blessed

    • @monkeydkaine1810
      @monkeydkaine1810 2 года назад

      How

    • @lovedimonds1
      @lovedimonds1 2 года назад

      Yes how? May I ask what’s your weight as well?

    • @obryanmoon1103
      @obryanmoon1103 2 года назад

      I pass my drug test in 10days I smoke heavy. Just drink hella water n green tea

  • @hellraiserharry
    @hellraiserharry 3 года назад +16

    I'm so screwed

    • @ebingamin3087
      @ebingamin3087 3 года назад +1

      relating :(

    • @AllThingsNerdiness88
      @AllThingsNerdiness88 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @onepiece6529
      @onepiece6529 3 года назад

      It's bullshit !!!

    • @AllThingsNerdiness88
      @AllThingsNerdiness88 3 года назад +2

      @@onepiece6529 Nah man use certo or surg gel & mix it well with gatorade. Your gonna want to drink the whole thing an hour or 2 before your test. Also make sure you piss a couple times before your test. Tip drink a lot of water & I mean a lot of water. I had to do a drug test for my drug counselor last week & this is the method that I used & I was just told I passed it. Another tip idk if this help me or not but I took a zinc pill cause I heard it could cause a false negative for drug test. But you will get asked about it so I said it was to help with my allergies & they bought it.

    • @onepiece6529
      @onepiece6529 3 года назад

      @@AllThingsNerdiness88 thanks I have my first drug test for my diversion program tmr. I haven't smoked in 6 days (today will be the 6th day). I'm going to do the Certo method tmr few hrs before my drug test and see if it works. 😭. It's bullshit

  • @wavythedon1766
    @wavythedon1766 Год назад +1

    4 weeks today and 3 days from being a month clean and I drink a lot of water anyways I haven’t tested myself at all yet to know if it’s still in my system but whenever the time comes I get a job I’ll test myself to make sure I’m clean to pass

  • @joe_higachi
    @joe_higachi Год назад

    This channel is like Dr Seuss for stoners

  • @aussiegeeza9034
    @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад +44

    I’ve done 2 bottles of thc detox supplements, 2’nd bottle 5 days after the first… drinking 5-7 litres of water every day, not fat and haven’t had a smoke for 2 weeks…. Still can’t pass a urine test 😓

    • @duckiedx
      @duckiedx 3 года назад +5

      😂 man that sucks, hopefully wherever you are, things will change

    • @50STONEhW
      @50STONEhW 3 года назад +18

      GNC has the perfect drug test passing materials. You can smoke up to the day before the test and drink the stuff on the morning before with water and pass urine tests every time. I did that and am now retired. No more job drug testing for me. I get to test as much weed as I want now.

    • @imyur930
      @imyur930 3 года назад +4

      Might try activated charcoal capsules and plenty of water, worked for me.

    • @aussiegeeza9034
      @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад +3

      Cheers people, I’ll be sure to try some of these… trying to go to the mines so a masking agent is out of the question unfortunately.

    • @aussiegeeza9034
      @aussiegeeza9034 3 года назад

      @@duckiedx Australia… no time soon unfortunately mate.

  • @2tamz603
    @2tamz603 2 года назад +35

    Liquor and alcohol also helps get rid of THC. Tequila and Vodka pushes it out more but don't drink on the day you take your drug test.

    • @itzjoker3659
      @itzjoker3659 2 года назад +3

      Does it rlly???

    • @re8746
      @re8746 2 года назад +3

      @@itzjoker3659 Do not drink alcohol. It typically takes 4-6 weeks to get THC out of your system.

    • @zr8693
      @zr8693 2 года назад +6

      Not true. THC metabolites are absorbed in the alcohol and it makes it take even longer.

    • @LongDrivesAtNight5150
      @LongDrivesAtNight5150 2 года назад

      Aspirin and zinc do interfere with THC tests. It does not always work for everyone for many reasons, but it's a proven fact that aspirin and zinc help mask THC in your urine. I have read 3 different reports from research pages conducted by bio scientists, gov. health pages etc...

    • @craig9069
      @craig9069 2 года назад +5

      Lol..... drink more alcohol right before you're drug test and you'll be fine!

  • @javyjimenez517
    @javyjimenez517 2 года назад +1

    Why is buddy peeing sitting down ??? Lmfao oh wait it’s 2022 lmfao

  • @thomasrussell7135
    @thomasrussell7135 Год назад

    I'm a heavy dabber, 6 years ago had to move in with my mom because she couldn't live alone anymore and my one sister who's an RN wouldn't let her move in so quit my job and moved to Arkansas to take care of her. waited 2 weeks before attempting a drug test peed a 1600 nm because I didn't know about the THC-COOH metabolite took me 6 months of abstinence to pee a clean test but was burned at the temp service I had first tried.

  • @evancronon
    @evancronon 2 года назад +7

    Thank goodness that's over with! Now do a video on, how to MAXIMIZE the THC in my system, please.

  • @matthiasstec1315
    @matthiasstec1315 2 года назад +19

    this is your friendly reminder that urinalysis is deeply rooted in racism, and that no company has the right to dictate what you do off the clock

    • @joemiller9931
      @joemiller9931 Год назад +6

      racism? nonsense. no right to dictate- truth!

    • @johnberry2877
      @johnberry2877 Год назад

      When you have neither the intellect or ability to defend a position, RACISM! Yeah that it 🤪
      Give you worthless F#@ks every affirmative action job and yet Waaaa 😢😢

    • @JohnSmith-qb2jw
      @JohnSmith-qb2jw Год назад +2

      Yeah drug testing ain't racist buddy

  • @Growinggolfing
    @Growinggolfing 2 года назад +3

    I have taken stripNC several times and I’m batting 1.000 with it.

  • @jayani_BG
    @jayani_BG 11 месяцев назад +1

    What if I haven’t smoke in a mouth but this past weekend I did smoke for 2 days, how long would it take to get the THC out my system? Asking for a friend here

    • @nikkio100
      @nikkio100 9 месяцев назад

      I’m in the same boat..I’m a daily smoker one or two a day forever I’m 58, F, 5’3, 120. Fairly active but don’t work out. Given 30 day notice of drug test. Stopped for 2 weeks and really needed my “medicine”. Smoked 1 then another the next day. Now I have only 2 weeks! Shit! So I’ve been drinking water a lot. Trying to stay away from high fat food. One week to go, may try adding the cranberry juice and charcoal.. please pray for me 🙏🏻😢 * THEY NEED TO LEGALIZE! There is nothing wrong with smoking weed!

    • @Daniel-ro9rm
      @Daniel-ro9rm 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@nikkio100how'd it go?

  • @dbonechis
    @dbonechis Год назад +2

    Can you do a video on how to get more THC in our systems?

  • @dallas645
    @dallas645 2 года назад +5

    I weight 150lbs... ive been smoking for about 15 years... never an all day every day kinda thing though. Stopped smoking 5 weeks ago... this dollar store test says its still in my system.
    I know i dont drink enough water.
    I have about a month left before i get tested again, if im positive, im on the streets.
    Any tips other than drinking water non-stop?
    Also, why was that dude sitting down to pee?

    • @fuegokicks_2095
      @fuegokicks_2095 2 года назад +4

      cranberry juice,pomegranate juice. and shit when i got time on my hands i sit down too pee just to watch youtube 💀 anyways drink a lot of cranberry juice. or buy certo liquid packages at walmart

    • @zen8008
      @zen8008 2 года назад

      @@fuegokicks_2095 Will it show up that i drank thc detox on a lab test do thc detox pills or drink actually work please answer

    • @fuegokicks_2095
      @fuegokicks_2095 2 года назад

      @@zen8008 ina put you on gámez
      . 18 years old work for amazo 17.50. but CERTO this jelly shot . buy a big gatorade pour a pouch of certo the night before or atleast 3 times take another gatorade 2/3 hours before you test put another pack in the gatorade and start chugging hella water take 4 b12 pills to add color to your urine you can buy the stuff at walmart

    • @fuegokicks_2095
      @fuegokicks_2095 2 года назад

      @@zen8008 oh . read it all wrong. no it will not show but it might be a tad bit obvious since your pee will be crystal clear so buy vitamin b12 at walmart and pop a few like 4-5

    • @zen8008
      @zen8008 2 года назад

      @@fuegokicks_2095 will that mask the test or actually help remove from my system im going to try it

  • @Arise_86
    @Arise_86 2 года назад +38

    Haven’t smoked for over a month and took a piss test but apparently i drank too much water so it was voided and I have to take another test. I was sure i was gonna pass so i smoked for two days. Now I have a 10 Panel piss test coming up in 6 days. I weigh 120lbs and I have super high metabolism. Running a mile everyday, gallon of water everyday, and drinking a glass of cranberry juice everyday. Crossing my fingers I pass 😩

    • @bibebibabedibubedi1057
      @bibebibabedibubedi1057 2 года назад +3

      Bro good luck

    • @birxzz1363
      @birxzz1363 2 года назад +4

      i’m 5’10 130 and been clean for like 2 1/2 weeks , i took dabs daily for like a year so i hope i pass too , good luck bro

    • @moosestubbings1853
      @moosestubbings1853 2 года назад +3

      Buy the chong dong
      It comes w fake pee nd a heating pad that keeps it 98°6F
      Comes in multiple colors works great

    • @Arise_86
      @Arise_86 2 года назад +1

      @@birxzz1363 I think you’ll pass. Wish you luck man

    • @re8746
      @re8746 2 года назад +1

      Why would you risk ever smoking again? Its not worth it.