JIU JITSU (2020) - A Garbage Fire Starring Nicolas Cage
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"I mean this movie lost money"
Budget: $25,000,000
Box office: $38,030
Yeah I'd say they lost some money too
Lmao I didn’t see which was which and I thought the budget was $38,000,000 and the box office was $25,000,000. I legit feel bad for some of them
Holy shit, that's not enough to buy a minivan lmao
Where did all of that budget went?
@@Nathan-ks6ov special effects and 40 pounds of crack cocaine
Yea the production of this movie was definitely a money laundering scheme
Nic Cage is like Elvis’s kryptonite. But it’s also his greatest strength 🤔
*kryptonite
@@friedpicklez08 👍😩
*Nic
@@serpent5782 👍😖
@@monkey-choppa2751 it’s okay m8 we all make mistakes
They didn't hire Nic, they just found him in that hut.
Perfection! I can picture that 100% no joke, lol!
ah yes, its like my home too
They stumbled and fell down there 😁
he was there alone recovering from mandy when suddenly shit happen to him again
haha, actually this is the problem when good actors go broke. That fucking fool Robert De Niro is following in his footsteps. When you get broke as actor you gotta take every opportunity that you get for paying off debts and don't have the luxury of cherrypicking... which is why they begin to star in absolute garbage movies that hurt their acting career. I bet that if Nic Cage didn't went broke he could have held on to his 'National Treasure' fame extremely long.
My friend worked on the set of this film in Cyprus, all he said when I asked him how it went was, "Nick Cage is exactly how you'd imagine him" 😂
Mean and crazy? 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said he was my dad and he's proud of me and he's coming back home to mom?
U know something is wrong When a cage film is unmemeable
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear vid
@@AxxLAfriku wtf I saw you on another video. Also, R/Ihavesex
@@AxxLAfriku your left hand and sock don’t count as girlfriends
Guys this is that desperate youtuber who has been baiting with those comments for years now, ofcourse he is so obnoxious that he will never have any form of success. Just ignore him and leave him to his sad life.
@@AxxLAfriku sry man I am a dissapointment
The thing is Nic Cage is actually a really good actor, the man just can't turn anything down.
Same with Samuel L Jackson
If only he didn't owe hella money to the IRS lol
hes actually been in massive debt since early 2000's and hes only now almost paid off. so yeah he takes them cuz they pay. Feel bad for him he fell into that hollywood sinkhole.
@@steevhairington Unicorn Store had good roles? I mean, Brie Larson got one
edit, turns out, Brie Larson directed the thing, so of course she got one
He was pretty good in kickass
I mean the difference is Samuel is always the best part of those movies.
For every one-star film Nic Cage has been in. He was the reason it got that star.
He's the only reason they got anything
Our family actually rented this movie and we all fell asleep half way through
Nick cage isn't crazy, he's just to smart for any of us to Comprehend, he's on a whole different level to us
you proved your point in that sentance.
@@ninnseek yeah I'm just built different
I agree
Yeah, ok
His debt is definitely in a whole other universe
I can only imagine Nic cage during those 3 days being like : "yeah cool, ok imma do that, ok i dont know anything about the movie, nice a crazy face here, cool done bye"
E
Hi
I have a feeling this is how he acts in every movie
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny silverhand looks like nic cage
in a movie called jiu jitsu, they actually do little to no jiu jitsu the entire movie. this had to have been a draft title or something that they never changed once the story was established.
Same with that shitty Karate Kid remake with them practicing kung fu.
I wonder if Elvis has a Nic Cage body pillow...
Nic cage's agent must be the most stressed out person in the world.
Hahahahahahaha XD
He is shitting his pants everytime Nic gives him a new script to checkout 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure College Humor's skit on him was 100% accurate
I read that he does all these movies because he lives such a lifestyle that cost so much, at this point he just says yes to most movies.
😂😂😂
At least when Nick Cage does a shitty cash grab he makes his 20 minutes of screen time the BEST part of the movie unlike the person who almost got the role in this dumpster fire
No shit... I wasted 90 minutes of my life on Breach yesterday, that was... Painful.
@@AnnaDraconida Nic cage is more tolerable than Dick willis
@@fr0ck360 At least he still gives a shit
NOT THE BEES
Or Bruce Willis…
You're not gonna read the script?
Cage: I already read the script.... (looks around slowly) .... it came to me in a dream...
I really liked that scene in Doom.
I was also a child.
idk I watched that movie again like a year ago and I still thought it was pretty cool.
It was kind of like best scene in the movie. I mean you can just watch Doom songs or play Doom for that, but still...
indeed it is good because reference the game
I mean it was a call out to the actual game the movie was based on. Best part of the entire silly movie imo.
Don't worry, everyone except elvis loved that scene.
I like how none of the fighting in this movie is Jiu-Jitsu
I was gonna say that same thing! Jiu-Jitsu is all about grappling, the MA is more along the lines of karate with sprinklings of taekwondo
Nice.
The swirling scene transitions are the most "jiu-jitsu" thing in this movie ( like throws and position transitions).
Yeah anyone who actually did jujutsu knows this isn’t how it looks lol
Anyone else bothered that there wasn't anything to do with ju-jitsu in any of the fights
There wasn’t Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, there isn’t Japanese Jiu Jitsu, not a single bit of Jiu Jitsu. They use Karate in this
I don’t think the director knows what jiujitsu is lol
@@juanojeda4135
That seems to be a running theme. They make a movie about Judo, they use Kung Fu. They make a movie about Taekeondo, they use Muay Thai. Movie directors are stupid
@@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad
Punch, kick, elbow, knee. That’s it. Headbutts too if you count Lethwei
@@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad
Lol
Nick Cage has such a weird career trajectory. You don't know what you're gonna get. He just accepts every role basically.
Paying back taxes is no joke
Eventually Bruce Willis is gonna be like "that's my shit movie money!"
Bruce willis would’ve just dancing around with the alien while drinking his flask
Insane bad Nic Cage movies are like crack to me at this point
Not nic cage's fault
I’m watching before this video gets copy striked by paramount
Samee
*Let's hope it doesn't-*
Same
Sames!!
@@Yigash disgusting.
"You are weird, you're a weird dude'' says the person talking to a cardboard Nicolas cage..
Early in Nic Cage's career, he could do no wrong. He gave fascinating performances in very good films.
One of his best was called "Birdy", co-starring with Matthew Modine. They play best high school friends who then serve in the army in Viet Nam. The movie won a special Jury Award at Cannes, for the innovative way (at the time) in which Peter Gabriel's score helps propel the story. It is hilarious, weird, highly original and also tense and sad.
Doing movies like this for big named actors is literally just free money. They don't actually give a shit if it's gonna be good, because they know it's not good the moment they read the script. The worse a movie is, the more money they can demand to do the movie.
AL Pacino said he loves to make bad movies as a challenge for him as an actor
Nic Cage still at least has a few gems mixed in with all this garbage unlike Bruce Willis who has just completly given up
Nic Cage doesn’t do these movies because it’s “free money”, whatever that means. It’s not even a secret. He does them because he owes the IRS a lot of money and he has a spending addiction and he can’t get cast in normal big budget studio movies anymore. He buys a lot of expensive shit that he has no use for, like a T-Rex skeleton. He’s been doing that since the early 90s, it finally caught up to him about 10 years ago.
And no, you don’t have to be in a movie once a year to keep your SAG membership. Where do you people get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?
@@chrissmith6097 Oh, look at this, turns out you were peddling misinformation too according to Darth Kai's response. So tell me Chris, where do you get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?
@@jakefoley9539 Lmao GOTTEM
Honestly, I love the thought of a chad alien coming every 6 years to bully us beta human
Kinky.
I thought this said child alien and just accepted it until I saw the alien in the video and was disappointed
When you put it like 🤔 the movie makes a lot more sense
Ever heard of Predator?
Jiu Jitsu: a japanese martial art, and yet the closest thing to a japanese is Tony Jaa, a Thai who practices Muay Thai. I'm kind of getting the feeling the movie is mocking us
Not gonna lie tony jaa fighting for 10 mins in any movie is a plus for me
After watching this movie, I couldn't believe we've been training Jiu-Jitsu incorrectly at our gym.
After watching the movie I can’t believe I have been doing jiujitsu wrong, I have to let my coach know he’s teaching it wrong
Just wanna say, the engineers in prometheus aren't supposed to look like really weird scary aliens, they're supposed to look like humans, since their DNA was used for creating us
I know. That's obvious and the point.
His whole point about how the alien doesn't look like an alien is kinda ridiculous. Are aliens not allowed to be bipedal or something?
@@A.Mortem no, they’re cats
true, which is kind of more of an insult towards this movie I guess
@@ElvistheAlien The horror movie Inside (2007) as a Christmas present please?! It's a Christmas movie anyway. 😁
Anyone realize that the story with the alien coming to earth to hunt people is legit the same exact story as predator? 😂
Oooooooh shiet, I forget about that
Yep exactly what I thought but with kicking!🤣
I’d say it’s more like the Predators movie, because in that they are all different violent type of people, instead of just scientists and some soldiers.
Yup, that's what I thought. There's a few differences but the very basic plot is basically the same. So... Now we know what happens when you mix Predator + JuJitsu.
Dude Frank Grillo is hands down the best actor in that movie and he's done a lot more than just MCU and Purge. He was great in the movie Warrior (Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte ) Definitely one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood
Yeah thats why were watching the movie because hes in it lmfao get real..
He was fantastic in warrior , I forgot he was in that Though cause Tom Hardy was so damn good. Tom hardy to me is the best actor around right now
@@cleobinx I honestly love Tom Hardy. He's the kind of actor like Nic Cage that even if the movie they are in isn't great, watching them perform in it is still a treat.
His MMA show "Kingdom" was excellent.
Frank Grillo is pretty well known and its kind of surprising Elvis doesn't know abt him. Plus these guys are in the movie cuz the can perform their own stunts, like Duh Elvis, you just wanted to cover this movie for Nic. gay fanboy much ??!?!?!
So, this is not really a Nic Cage film, but a film with a little bit of Nic Cage in it.
PLEASE watch the 2006 version of “Black Christmas”
The plot points and acting are absolutely BONKERS
YESSSSS
A good or bad bonkers?
@@sonofaquack6987 it's so random and extreme for no reason, and you can't help but continue watching just to see how much more ridiculous it can get
@Isaac EDWARDS we don’t talk about that movie
@Isaac EDWARDS yo ok as a feminist, that movie was so fucking stupid. (i'm including my feminism as a point to show even we thought it was horrible). it was literally just misandry and "men r bad >:( women r better :)" bullshit under the guise of a horror movie
The reason classic actors like DeNiro, Pacino, and even Bruce Willis make these movies is partially because they collect their royalties through SAG, which requires you make one movie a year. So every year they take at least one of the easy paychecks you can have.
Bruce Willis has only been starring in shitty straight to video films for years. I doubt that's just a matter of keeping his SAG card.
I remember when Nick Cage came to Cyprus. It was even on the news, poor guy got harassed so much im surprised he lasted 3 days
For all the shit in 2020, we at least got a Nic Cage movie
indeed
I love your icon
@@fightarrow9421 thanks^^ hollow knight is one of my favorite games ever. Such a great game.
Hollow knight is also one of favorite games. Can't wait for silksong to be released
Yeah the shitest one, quite fitting for this year
Everything is a masterpiece when daddy Cage is in it
Ok........
@@PANDEMONIUMBIATCH What? It's true
Daddy cage 🤩💕💕♥️
@@fishyjell YES🥵💞💞
69 likes, haha nice
What you missed is that the director was also the creator of the comic the movie is based on, which is actually WORSE than the movie apparently.
Still love this movie, downloaded the movie and just cropped it to only the hut scene
A movie about jujitsu with no jujitsu in it makes sense
I hope someone do the Nicholas Cage Endgame where he has to bring together all his characters to save the earth from his worst enemy
His inability to turn down a role
@@timyuusis3372 His crippling property debt
Oh yes.
YES.
All of Nicholas Cages characters vs the real Nicholas Cage.
is this an apples to apples prompt? because if so, his worst enemy: himself
You gotta watch another Nick cage movie:
Sorcerer's Apprentice
Probably the last decently budgeted movie he was in. By the looks of it, it will be the very last of his career
@@hasuramapa4639 Decent Budgets Are Usually Around 25-60 Millions , That Movie Was 150 Millions And Only Made Back 215 Millions.
Edit: It Was A Tent-Pole
I actually.kinda liked that one
@@heartysquid so did I, looking back it seems a bit cringy tho
That's a good movie
Can I say the best part of your reviews is when you become overaken by the insanity of whatever your watching that even YOU can't stop laughing?
It's just so wholesome.
Someone really fights JIU JITSU in this movie?
I love that nic cage, at some point, just decided to stop doing semi-normal movies
Meh, I hear he's in debt and that's why he never turns down a role.
And now he's almost out paid it so we got a year or two of insane nic cage.
@@championboy4782 then I'll enjoy every last minute of them...being explained to me by movie summary channels
@@sayamatz likewise
@@sayamatz honestly man you should try watching some of them. They’re a ton of fun. I enjoy watching bad movies ironically though so maybe its just me
“None of the characters are likable aside from Nic Cage”
I’m not sure whether I appreciate the fact that you referred to the character as Nicholas cage or that Nicholas Cage can save any bad character more.
You need to containt this movie, Bright....
Knowing Dr Bright, he would find a way to make everything more... exciting
@@L16htW4rr10r just look at the Bright side ^^
You haven't seen kickboxer? It's legit a fantastic fighting movie classic
"We're going to build a wall and the alien is going to pay for it"
i feel like elvis is just becoming a masochist with the way he’s suffering through all of these movies
@@brundlefly45 why not both?
Nicolas Cage: Is in another bad movie
Elvis: *Profit.*
I think Nick cage is just helping smaller film crews. Probably to the point where he probably doesn't care about the script, and says he will be there. Seems like a nice guy to do such things.
This is the closest thing we got to "Cage vs. Predator". The enemy in this movie could've been a Predator who just really liked fighting, and we know they're honorable warriors, so it would've fit perfectly. Predators also have guns that do the aiming for them, so just one would've been far more challenging for the heroes to fight.
"Not even Nicholas Cage could save 2020" :(
: (
Why he's rocking the same Jesus christ look in every recent movie of him? It's like he's going through a long hair phase and every director just accepts it instead of changing his look for the movie
Nic doesn't change for you, YOU change everything for Nic
Nobody disrespects "The Cage".
He want to look like critikal
He's like Jesus if Jesus's blood turned to Mountain Dew and not wine, and his flesh turns to Doritos.
Gamer Jesus
mandy seems to be the only movie where they were like *gun* CUT UR FUCKIN HAIR
I am a Irish descendent, now listen Elvis.... we only leave the bar to fight if we are drinking whiskey in there,
Or anything else.
huh
Wait they have a way for cloaking themselves from the alien yet they don't use it whatsoever against it?
I cant think of any reason this movie is called Jujitsu other than the fact that the audience will have to mentally wrestle with the notion of what they just watched and they may want to tap out by before its over...
I wanted to end the cruel charade, until they showed Cage again, then morbid curiosity overwhelmed my ability to tap out
😂😂😂
"Kick-Ass" also has a first-person sequence, which is pretty good actually. Coincidentally also starring Nicolas Cage.
Yeahhh
I totally forgot he was in Kick-Ass,I finally understood why I thought as a kid that the big batman man is kinda weird lmfao
Big Daddy!
Meme-able moment, when Nick cage says "he's crazy... Like me!!🥴"
The official Walmart Podcast (yes, it is actually a thing) has a bit where one of the hosts says: "If Nicholas Cage is still making movies, you can do anything!"
Sooo... He's basically a discount, less skilled, Predator?
He even has an infrared vision
i was indeed surprised the top comment wasn't this.
yes, first thing in my mind too.
So it's that super predator from the last movie?
The sad thing is they cast Frank Grillo as some generic tough guy when he's easily the most talented actor in this movie.
I hope he comes back in MCU. His character deserved more screentime
Second most talented. First place goes to Nic Cage.
@@umachan9286 I'm gonna assume that's sarcasm.
@@jakefoley9539 Assume all you want but Nic Cage wins because he's Nic Cage.
@@jakefoley9539 No, the fact is that Nick is an amazing actor. But, like Bruce Willis, he is not even pretend to care anymore.
This alien actually looked dope. Just not very alien-like.
Proof that even bad reviews help is that I hadn't heard of this movie until scrolling through old Elvis videos.
Hardcore Henry is the most underrated movie ever
It was really painful to watch
@@OpqHMg how so
Please shut up
Youre right but its literally a one time watch
Fact
As someone who actually does jiu jitsu, that ain't it chief. It's a shame some people will think this dumpster fire is as serious as real jiu jitsu. God help us...
Lol how you gonna do Frank Grillo dirty like that? 😂🤣😂🤣
SO, this is pretty much Predator with Nicolas Cage and material arts
i just watched vampires kiss, its an incredible masterpeice
He’s a vampire! He’s a vampire!
It's my favorite Nic Cage movie and it has been for over 10 years, I love that movie so much
Watching that movie for the first time having never heard of it and knowing nothing about it, was quite the experience.
Yeah I agree it's one of my absolute favorites, never gets old
TOO LATE! TOO LATE!
I still love how the Hookey Pookey scene in “Mom And Dad” was before the parents went crazy
nic cages agent spends his day rejecting crazy scripts all day and when he meets nic in the evening, nic brings a bunch of these scripts that he got his hands on personally and is super hyped for each and every one of them. and his agent just does the picard facepalm. thats how I imagine it
I love how in a movie called jiu jitsu they don't use jiu jitsu
😂
*is holding loaded gun* “nah i think I’ll just run at this unarmed person”
Someone needs to write a script, pick a cast, create the setting, design a general direction for the plot to go in, then just unleash Nicholas Cage to do whatever he wants and instruct the actors to respond accordingly.
Mandy?
the middle finger isn't an insult, it means "peace among worlds." 😂
Frank Grillo had a Netflix reality series , Fight World , in which he travels the world , immerses himself in the local marshal arts culture , and basically gets his arse kicked. It's worth a look , the best thing about it is that he doesn't have to act .
Hollwood could literally make a movie out of anything..
who else is hyped for the new CHAIRS: The Movie ?????
Now with exclusive in depth die hard English teachers as the writers!
I’m not kidding, they’re making a movie about (get this) BOBBLEHEADS.
Is it an adaptation from the Broadway musical "Chairs: the musical"?
ThE sEcReT lIfE oF cHaIrS
@@thomascella6162 What
I need context
Just randomly seeing my name is earl with a “hey crab man” scene got me 😂
Thank God Crab Man survived, literally the only thing I cared about.
God damn the amount of weed jokes you must've heard your life. Hopefully you dont have a cousin named Billie jean
Right!
@@muhammadwaqas6102 I don’t ! And I make them so often and many people use it for pick up lines .
I like to say when I introduce myself it’s like my forehead says “make a pun make a pun” 😂
I do have a great cousin named Barbie who married a ken ! 😳😂
hey crabman
hey earl
lol what a great show
27:07 I literally LOLed at the squeak there
any first person sequence is going to be hard to nail. the viewers eyes aren't always going to want to follow the narrative of the camera's movement, and it breaks away from the full immersion that i think they're trying to attain. which is why first person games work so well, you get that perspective while still having full control over what and when you view something.
Honestly, I wouldn’t turn down any roles unless they were REALLY bad because, ya know, money 😂
At least he's almost out of debt from what I heard.
Sais the prosty.
You gotta also consider the fallout from a really high profile flop. Sure, it might make you money, but then you might have trouble getting more roles in the future. Natalie Portman said it was so hard to find roles for a while after she did Star Wars. Nicolas Cage is in a spot in his career where he can be in garbage and it won't hurt him. For a new actor on the scene, it could kill your career.
That's literally Cage to his agent
Well, the bad ones get you memed, and memes get you famous, and fame gets you money, and it’s a cycle of pain
Without Nic it just seems like an Asylum version of Predator
Thank you for all your content, you’re getting me through this quarantine 🙏🏽
Halfway through the video I forgot the movie had aliens until you brought it back up xD
I wish cage would become a youtuber to scream to the camera and we would pay him in his patreon to not make these movies
He must get some enjoyment out of it though. Lots of his roles look so fun.
Nic Cage taking any movie role is the best and worst thing at the same time
I mean man owes hella money and is still in debt he really has no choice
At least we enjoy them
@@monomakesmecrystill1252 I keep reading comments like this, had no idea he was in so much debt. Do you know why? Crazy to me how many celebrities end up like that.
@@mariannecontrino6297 well from the google search it's said that he spent alot of money on expensive stuffs and it messed up his tax or so
@@mariannecontrino6297 He owes the IRS 6.3M in property taxes. I also saw something about him spending 150M on a dinosaur skull.
10:38 i'm guessing Dimitri HAS seen the movie, and liked it so much that he wanted to do the same !!
« Blank slates that punch »
I laughed for 5 min straight at this dead-on description. I will borrow this at the first opportunity.
This movie isn’t good but do you know what is, the new Elvis the alien plushie
Secret Elvis account?
When Elvis isn't impressed about your alien, you messed up
22:32 are you puzzled, Elvis? You look puzzled. That’s okay I’m puzzled too
Youre right, im so excited and want to check this jiu jitsu movie just because you spill it 😅
The alien in this movie is just an awful duplicate of the Predator
this whole movie is just an awful duplicate of the Predator
Which makes you wonder what Elvis would think of Predator because it seems like all his problems with this alien could be equated to the Predator movies/lore
@@A.Mortem actual Predators are alright. This one is just... Wat
@@A.Mortem I don’t think he’d have as big of issues with the predator since even though the concept is somewhat the same Predator puts way more reasoning into why it hunts.
Brax is pretty much an unholy fusion between the Predator and a Genji main.
With ridiculous healing apparently
I saw Ong Bak years ago and I could never, for the life of me, remember what it was called.
Thank you Elvis for talking about Tony Jaa and showing that clip so I could google and figure out the name of the movies I’ve been wanting to rewatch for years.
10:40
first of all i'm offended, lmao.
DOOM on the xbox was one of my favorite games as a kid and it legitimately scared tf out of me, lol.
I still LOVE that DOOM movie, it's amazing honestly, and that segment where it goes into FPS like the video game STILL gets me hype lmao.
Also see the Rock being the polar opposite of his characters and persona today.
It's honestly one of my favorite acting roles that he's done.
Here are some movies I'd like you to review:
Fever Lake: A moronic horror film that has Mario Lopez and Bo Hopkins
XX: An incredibly stupid "horror" anthology, with 4 stories that are insanely incompetent
Dracula 3000: An alien vampire from the planet Transylvania. Need I say more?
Airplane Mode: The comedy equivalent of cancer thinks he can remake the greatest comedy ever made. He thought wrong.
Wicker Man: Seeing as you review Nic Cage movies, it only makes sense for you to review the most infamous Nic Cage movie.
Stiff Odds: An obscure bad movie classic.
Exorcist 2: The Heretic: The most insane sequel of all time.
Book Of Screts Blair Witch 2: An awful movie that barely has anything to do with its predecessor
isnt xx 3 stories not 4
@@patrikmiles9342 No, pretty sure it's 4. There's the box, the birthday party, the one that rips off Rosemary's baby, and Don't Fall. That's 4.
didnt he already review XX? i couldve sworn i know about it through his channel
@@daanhenkelman6167 it was ihe that already reviewed it and you probably know it from
Omg fever lake
Remember when Nicholas was in National Treasure? Good times....
I knew him from that movie
How about face off?
We all know the 1st person part was the best part of the movie Doom
"It doesn't look like an alien" you never seen an alien, how tf do you know