If Subatomic Particles Could Talk

I've wanted to make this one for a long time.
Sorry to fans of electron neutrinos and W and Z bosons. And I know muons also couple with photons, like electrons, (as implied by muon having a "new electric field") and blah blah blah this video was already too long anyway, please don't think too hard about the implications of some of these jokes or it will stop making sense. (But if you are a physicist, please do feel free to tell me what I got wrong, as I am not one!)
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