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  • LET'S JUMP DOWN THE RUclips RABBIT HOLE! I was a little curious as you what kind of videos RUclips would direct a new viewer towards... only one way to find out!
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  • @PNGALAN_
    @PNGALAN_ 4 года назад +6288

    new user: *joins youtube*
    5-Minute Crafts: Let us introduce ourselves

  • @bloodymoron8819
    @bloodymoron8819 4 года назад +18432

    "The best thing about having a platform is that everyone has a voice. The worst thing about having a platform is that everyone has a voice."

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +252

      I like how you have 5 likes but you're among those in the thousands.

    • @Agekall
      @Agekall 4 года назад +147

      Hey like this comment if u know spider man and elsa

    • @kingdavid8470
      @kingdavid8470 4 года назад +71

      Trey Atkins I like how you have 5 likes

    • @josuenieves5069
      @josuenieves5069 4 года назад +49

      @@kingdavid8470 now we gotta get yours to five likes

    • @kingdavid8470
      @kingdavid8470 4 года назад +36

      Josue Nieves and so the cycle continues

  • @Sae_gary1819
    @Sae_gary1819 2 года назад +2954

    *Mark:* "im not a masochist"
    *Also mark at **13:47** where the metal is getting beaten into shape:* "I've never been more turned on by a machine before in my life

    • @angelawintering6201
      @angelawintering6201 2 года назад +30

      I was JUST thinking this XD

    • @ashbourne1043
      @ashbourne1043 2 года назад +20

      That could be a Sadist kind of a thing too, they are kind of related. Only likes to inflict pain, the other likes to receive it.

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 2 года назад +6

      that has nothing to do with masochism

    • @GuitarOfTime0116
      @GuitarOfTime0116 2 года назад +1

      @@idrk3707 imagine instead of molten metal it was your cock. That's masochism

    • @CryptoMynd
      @CryptoMynd 2 года назад +12

      @@GuitarOfTime0116 Mark's specific reaction is termed,`nerdgasm.`

  • @101nora101
    @101nora101 2 года назад +153

    The way he was like “this is not content I want to see, but I’m here.” Is the way I feel about RUclips reels.

  • @blackwolf899
    @blackwolf899 4 года назад +5231

    “Look at the murder in this mans eyes... 3, 2, 1 MURDER”
    That had me laughing harder then it should have 😂

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 года назад +17

      Like yeah, imagine you're the man and you see the one "massaging" you having that look XD

    • @border2208
      @border2208 4 года назад +6

      We only needed a thunder effect and it would have been pefect

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 4 года назад +3

      666th like >:3

    • @slow_unsteady
      @slow_unsteady 4 года назад +5

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @olocippicolo
      @olocippicolo 4 года назад +12

      5:43 for anyone wondering

  • @berkbastug9911
    @berkbastug9911 5 лет назад +3529

    Mark: *watches a single turkish video*
    RUclips: *RECOMMENDS MILLIONS OF THEM*

    • @ratzua2187
      @ratzua2187 4 года назад +55

      this is the first video i found that wasn't in French god help

    • @onursenturk9871
      @onursenturk9871 4 года назад +20

      Aynen XD

    • @jason1emp606
      @jason1emp606 4 года назад +16

      keep in mind he started with a clean youtube so the youtube bot does not know what he wants.

    • @blupblupblupglukglukgluk4581
      @blupblupblupglukglukgluk4581 4 года назад +11

      Yol budur

    • @dead-yp4uz
      @dead-yp4uz 4 года назад +6

      İm From TURKEY

  • @StarmonYT
    @StarmonYT 3 года назад +2079

    We tried to send a probe to Venus. When we got there we couldn’t see anything. We were really confused until we realized THE LENSE HAD FREAKING MELTED

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 3 года назад +137

      *_Or Is ThAt JuSt WhAt ThEy WaN't YoU tO tHiNk!?_*

    • @shadeloudermilk4467
      @shadeloudermilk4467 3 года назад +232

      @@coolgreenbug7551 it’s true I was the probe

    • @eggeggington606
      @eggeggington606 3 года назад +91

      @@shadeloudermilk4467 *confused screaming*

    • @bug3954
      @bug3954 3 года назад +96

      Shade Loudermilk i can confirm i was venus

    • @Verdite1870
      @Verdite1870 3 года назад +74

      @@bug3954 i can confirm i was the lense

  • @user-wz4co2mt7w
    @user-wz4co2mt7w 2 года назад +528

    I almost got a heart attack when I saw mark wandering into polish side of RUclips

    • @alwx7s
      @alwx7s 2 года назад +13

      same-

    • @Almine_
      @Almine_ 2 года назад +30

      The scariest part of RUclips....

    • @m4.ja0
      @m4.ja0 2 года назад +5

      same

    • @mnichu2462
      @mnichu2462 2 года назад +22

      And it was the real BAD time of polish RUclips

    • @dziwnypanzestreama7769
      @dziwnypanzestreama7769 2 года назад +7

      I think all of us poles share that trait

  • @gaybitch8
    @gaybitch8 3 года назад +3402

    This is what it means to go even further beyond

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 3 года назад +14

      Unus annus is dead now 😔

    • @terry1529
      @terry1529 3 года назад +6

      *Goku screaming noises* RUclips ALGORITHM HAAAAAA

    • @elias-lol7833
      @elias-lol7833 3 года назад +19

      Seán “ PLUS ULTRA!!! “

    • @leviathan2386
      @leviathan2386 3 года назад +5

      MARK IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND!!!

    • @Clwnfnn
      @Clwnfnn 3 года назад +10

      @@elias-lol7833 PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nicolasalexander7357
    @nicolasalexander7357 5 лет назад +6095

    Mark, you officially need to make this a new series.

    • @sorthweast3030
      @sorthweast3030 5 лет назад +44

      Nicolas Alexander YES just like change the topic every once in a while

    • @vulpthekangafox
      @vulpthekangafox 5 лет назад +27

      This was hella fun to watch. Plus, that joker scene. xD

    • @curlyhairjess
      @curlyhairjess 5 лет назад +6

      Agreed!

    • @koreybaird8148
      @koreybaird8148 5 лет назад +5

      Definitely should make more of these

    • @mikeytman9754
      @mikeytman9754 5 лет назад +9

      Nicolas Alexander yes we need a series dedicated to going down the rabbit hole and seeing where we end up

  • @kingcobra6421
    @kingcobra6421 4 года назад +1400

    "I'm very very confident about my masculinity and I'm not intimidated by- OH MY GOD" 😂😂still has me dying

  • @beggingbugger
    @beggingbugger 2 года назад +705

    "Something vaccination-related" Mark had no idea what that was going to mean in the future.

    • @fawn.doingthingz_2871
      @fawn.doingthingz_2871 2 года назад +14

      as soon as i heard that i was like '..well then.' XD

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 2 года назад +3

      anti vaxxers existed before covid

    • @mtndew9427
      @mtndew9427 2 года назад +17

      Yeah as soon as I heard that I was like, oh, it must be conspiracies about the COVID vaccine, but then I remembered when this was made.

    • @Capiosus
      @Capiosus 2 года назад +1

      @@mtndew9427 same

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something 2 года назад +2

      TRUE this was before lol

  • @selenuysal2633
    @selenuysal2633 3 года назад +3207

    Mark attempts to read Turkish:
    His Turkish fans: literally r o l l i n g

    • @HilalKral3216
      @HilalKral3216 3 года назад +45

      yoo actually lmao

    • @vincento44
      @vincento44 3 года назад +25

      relatable lmao

    • @Alp-vi7zj
      @Alp-vi7zj 3 года назад +43

      doğru

    • @kedyea
      @kedyea 3 года назад +28

      @@Alp-vi7zj evet

    • @miiikarkw
      @miiikarkw 3 года назад +54

      turkiyede markiplier izleyen birini bulmak 🛐🛐

  • @damnskillz2083
    @damnskillz2083 4 года назад +1451

    What annoyed me most was that Joker is DC and Spiderman Marvel

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 4 года назад +146

      Those videos also often contain Elsa from Frozen. Also, she's often pregnant. Those videos were a fucking scourge. There were TED talks about them. Look up the one by James Bridle

    • @msispam5022
      @msispam5022 4 года назад +13

      Efreeti that Ted talk is great

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +4

      Efreeti same

    • @dobson.
      @dobson. 4 года назад +9

      Elsa-gate...

    • @justchillin2060
      @justchillin2060 4 года назад +2

      SAAMMEEEE

  • @misfitmania4558
    @misfitmania4558 4 года назад +978

    I just like how he says "I like a strong lady" and absolutely no sexualization he's just acknowledging that they could snap him like a twig

    • @fandomwriter8789
      @fandomwriter8789 4 года назад +73

      “I feel comfortable with my masculinity- oh my God...!” I agree 😆
      Mark would get his body snapped in one second.

    • @lukeraposo3604
      @lukeraposo3604 4 года назад +2

      Those aren’t real ppl you know, it’s edited 🙄

    • @jaspertheghost1192
      @jaspertheghost1192 4 года назад +33

      @@lukeraposo3604 hes just noticing it and acknowledging that they are strong and he doesnt have a fragile masculinity. It has nothing to do with them being edited

    • @lukeraposo3604
      @lukeraposo3604 4 года назад +2

      Anahera Asmr and Arts look up ( nataliya kuznetsova ) she is the most muscular woman in the world, although she is 50x more muscular than any man I’ve ever met, she’s still way less jacked those women, if you still believe that’s not edited that’s ok ( I don’t know why but I feel really mean for one reason )

    • @jaspertheghost1192
      @jaspertheghost1192 4 года назад +12

      @@lukeraposo3604 ik but I'm saying it has nothing to do with them being edited-
      (Also you aren't being mean lol)

  • @dooder39
    @dooder39 3 года назад +154

    11:23 Mark: I like a strong lady.
    Me watching this in 2020: Yeah, we know.

  • @senthenerd5332
    @senthenerd5332 4 года назад +1584

    10:24 Ah yes, Spiderman's arch-nemesis, the Joker.

    • @ryantale13
      @ryantale13 3 года назад +105

      *oh yea there is also the batman enemy in the first movie , **_the green goblin_*

    • @roku4069
      @roku4069 3 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @redspy6176
      @redspy6176 3 года назад +40

      Don't forget how iron man fights cat woman.

    • @imadmukhtar
      @imadmukhtar 3 года назад +9

      It’s not like they’re in different franchises/universes

    • @a.r.s8119
      @a.r.s8119 3 года назад +28

      That's cool and all but have you seen Darth Vader vs Naruto

  • @chelsss12112
    @chelsss12112 5 лет назад +288

    This is what it’s like to explore RUclips at 2AM with severe insomnia

    • @queenk.csmith1571
      @queenk.csmith1571 5 лет назад +3

      I know the feel you right af🤣😞

    • @dawnmidnightsun2521
      @dawnmidnightsun2521 5 лет назад +3

      Same.....the places I get to from woodturning videos is scary.

    • @POTATO4444
      @POTATO4444 5 лет назад +2

      And use privete mode to not mess up your actual recommendations

    • @grinninggreen6750
      @grinninggreen6750 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, I have severe insomnia too!!!

    • @pienarugeorge9789
      @pienarugeorge9789 5 лет назад +1

      The way u go from muzic to concert then to backstage fights then fight in general then gangs,war conspiracy imigrants the world betray us and end with a fluffy pet is an amazing adventure

  • @hollow605
    @hollow605 4 года назад +660

    7:32
    Girl: drowning
    Markiplier: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH*

    • @skillfulzombie
      @skillfulzombie 3 года назад +14

      sounds about right

    • @deadking5077
      @deadking5077 3 года назад +10

      I mean he likes dark humor and laughs at poop jokes im not suprised

    • @demoncore8628
      @demoncore8628 3 года назад +3

      she should learn how to swim lol I did and.... I am a skeleton

  • @caralynnluster
    @caralynnluster 3 года назад +86

    Yk, normal people get recommended normal things but I get recommended *”giving Rita 2,003 wings because she made me mad on papas wingeria”*

  • @SevinVII
    @SevinVII 5 лет назад +2041

    This is why I try using the not interested button even though it doesn't work

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 5 лет назад +48

      It worked for me. I always had Safia Nygaard in my recommend even though I have never seen anything with her (I don't know why it was always this one especially, nothing else was so out of place) and I tried to ignore it for weeks until I accidentally klicked on it and because I was afraid yt would think it won me over, I said "not interested" and now it is gone....

    • @GeneralZimmer
      @GeneralZimmer 5 лет назад +14

      The "Not interested" button works fine for me. :3

    • @wxnderlands._gacha7163
      @wxnderlands._gacha7163 5 лет назад +8

      That's still a button?

    • @SalMans838
      @SalMans838 5 лет назад +4

      Tyrone Blackman that’s a weird thing to say

    • @SevinVII
      @SevinVII 5 лет назад +1

      @Tyrone Blackman no

  • @osvaldogonzalez1077
    @osvaldogonzalez1077 5 лет назад +361

    Life Hacks be like: How to fix a broken window, * gets a roll of tape and a watermelon *

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 лет назад +8

      Then HowToBasic shows up and smashes a window with 20,000 eggs while shrieking like a banshee.

    • @50shadesofmycow
      @50shadesofmycow 5 лет назад +1

      @@unnamed715 Window fixed at the end of the video

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 5 лет назад

      Did you Logan Paul said window?

  • @boomcat2568
    @boomcat2568 5 лет назад +480

    "Through The Rabbit Hole With Markiplier"

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @cranberri_inari
      @cranberri_inari 5 лет назад +5

      I want this to be a series now. Mark exploring RUclips as a "new user" and seeing where he ends up. This is gold.

    • @boomcat2568
      @boomcat2568 5 лет назад +1

      New original content? He must be working with pewdiepie to come up with this. Lol jk mark.

    • @cookedpasta3091
      @cookedpasta3091 5 лет назад +4

      "Inside a rabbit's hole with Markiplier"

    • @theultimatememelord6586
      @theultimatememelord6586 5 лет назад

      That sounds oddly... Promiscuous.

  • @bozo4466
    @bozo4466 2 года назад +40

    watching mark simply just prove these conspiricies wrong is hilarious

    • @ljames430_
      @ljames430_ 2 года назад +1

      tHeSe aRtIfAcTs pRoVe tHeRe wAs a cIvIlIzAtIoN bEfOrE uS

  • @zoksudu2594
    @zoksudu2594 4 года назад +191

    Mark: Exists
    Parents that walk in at 5:18
    *aRe YoU wAtCHinG pO-*

  • @S.FENNAH
    @S.FENNAH 5 лет назад +2698

    I get so many people asking how they ended up at my videos... now I know why...

    • @absoluteunit8822
      @absoluteunit8822 5 лет назад +45

      Now I know too

    • @absoluteunit8822
      @absoluteunit8822 5 лет назад +43

      So we’re both learning

    • @PiranhaTeeth
      @PiranhaTeeth 5 лет назад +66

      WHAT I ENDED UP ON YOURS LOOKING AT 3D MODELING TUTORIELS

    • @randir8645
      @randir8645 5 лет назад +44

      The first video I saw of yours was your Winifred-singing animation test, and yknow, I don't regret finding it.

    • @ripplepufftm1995
      @ripplepufftm1995 5 лет назад +40

      Oh my GOD i love it when i find my favourite youtubers in comment sections

  • @redthemask3938
    @redthemask3938 3 года назад +2622

    3:44
    Markiplier: scrolls past bob ross
    Everyone: *visible discomfort*

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад +95

    Mark in 2018: I like a strong lady
    Mark in 2021: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power!
    At least he's consistent?

  • @thysonsacclaim
    @thysonsacclaim 4 года назад +853

    "No. Don't wear wet socks to bed. That's a terrible idea!"

  • @seakay6119
    @seakay6119 5 лет назад +6399

    Petition to start a series called “Markiplier Debunks Theories” where Markiplier goes around and just watches some theory videos and debunks them using snopes and Wikipedia.

    • @queensalmon4905
      @queensalmon4905 5 лет назад +84

      I'd sign it 😂

    • @John-zn7gc
      @John-zn7gc 5 лет назад +19

      Yesss!

    • @tzunano
      @tzunano 5 лет назад +15

      Doesn't BuzzFeed do that?

    • @sarb1943
      @sarb1943 5 лет назад +27

      Wikipedia is dieing rn, they r non profit and so they don't have money. If u go on they ask for donations, idk if u knew that

    • @juno_mournstar
      @juno_mournstar 5 лет назад +21

      oof, idk how long wiki's gonna be around for. they badly need donations.

  • @phoebehayes7221
    @phoebehayes7221 5 лет назад +894

    “I am confident in my masculinity, I’m not intimidated by-“
    “Oh.”

  • @iixcluddi5859
    @iixcluddi5859 3 года назад +29

    The fact that the first unknown language recommended to him was Polish was kinda funny

  • @nasgun
    @nasgun 5 лет назад +1856

    Mark: How did I get here?!
    Jack: *D O Y O H A V E 9 0 M I N U T E S ?*

  • @corkeater8859
    @corkeater8859 3 года назад +1368

    alternate title: mark wanders into the territory of polish youtube

    • @DAN-kx4mj
      @DAN-kx4mj 3 года назад +2

      Which part was polish?

    • @CofeeCup_
      @CofeeCup_ 3 года назад +17

      @@DAN-kx4mj from 3:05 to 3:43

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +30

      Looks more like Turkish

    • @rosalin7747
      @rosalin7747 3 года назад +3

      @Marcel Wasilewski tak

    • @supert4nk425
      @supert4nk425 3 года назад

      XD yes true that was weird for me

  • @hopegrungist5414
    @hopegrungist5414 4 года назад +1401

    *"GYM FAILS!? THAT PERSON'S DYING-"*
    this is my first Markiplier video and I'm already dying of laughter. I cannot contain it XD

    • @pinkracken3792
      @pinkracken3792 4 года назад +98

      Enjoy your stay. You would like it here if you liked this one.

    • @blueishere1613
      @blueishere1613 4 года назад +48

      Hey! Welcome to the community! I know I'm four months late but still, welcome! Enjoy your stay.

    • @philswiss8271
      @philswiss8271 4 года назад +31

      @@blueishere1613 correction. family... welcome to the family

    • @egebabus3423
      @egebabus3423 4 года назад +26

      Just watch 'a heist with markiplier'. I think you will love that "game"

    • @Person-ed2ys
      @Person-ed2ys 4 года назад +20

      @@egebabus3423 And if they go to A Heist With Markiplier they should choose gunz a blazin, the helicopter, and rally the prisoners. Say hi to Yancy and don't forget to visit every third sunday.

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 2 года назад +17

    One time my girlfriend was watching a friend’s 5 year old kid and she gave him RUclips. He was watching Sonic the Hedgehog. It was innocent at first, but after about an hour he was watching horror games and basically satanic shit. Thanks RUclips.

  • @dewberry150
    @dewberry150 5 лет назад +426

    If RUclips knows anything about me it knows I like to hit the not interested tab

    • @frogsnack7072
      @frogsnack7072 5 лет назад +10

      Same. It's promised not to show me anything more from RUclips red about a dozen times already. There is nothing so unreliable as the promise of 'Got it, we won't show you this anymore', from RUclips.

    • @aydenbales
      @aydenbales 5 лет назад

      *dab

    • @LennyTheHopeless
      @LennyTheHopeless 5 лет назад +2

      I think I've only used that feature twice. Once for Buzzfeed and the second time was for when RUclips kept reccommending me Logan Paul videos -_-

  • @itzcat288
    @itzcat288 5 лет назад +879

    “This is getting sexual”
    “Look at the murder in his eyes!”
    *-Markiplier 2018*

    • @exodus3504
      @exodus3504 5 лет назад +6

      Br00tha

    • @JerzyStMac
      @JerzyStMac 5 лет назад +4

      Another quote to The Great Book Of Qoutes by Markimooo

    • @jesseseakle4588
      @jesseseakle4588 5 лет назад +4

      His reactions are priceless @@

    • @mollyp224
      @mollyp224 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine if this was in the same sentence. XD

    • @itzcat288
      @itzcat288 5 лет назад +4

      spring trap 👀

  • @beautifulmanstan8840
    @beautifulmanstan8840 5 лет назад +463

    I feel like I haven't appreciated Mark's intelligence until now

  • @CryptoMynd
    @CryptoMynd 2 года назад +12

    For weirdness: I Feel Fantastic (Creepyblog), Salad Fingers, Charlie the Unicorn, Llamas With Hats, and Cyriak, are all rather 'nice.'

  • @Bl.uebird
    @Bl.uebird 4 года назад +776

    I want a series where it's just Mark surfing RUclips with us.

    • @Bl.uebird
      @Bl.uebird 4 года назад +1

      @Duck Tubular!

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 года назад +1

      @Duck oh

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 года назад +1

      @Duck that was quick

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 года назад +1

      @Duck oh ok

    • @roullur
      @roullur 4 года назад

      what is with this

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 5 лет назад +3251

    Remember that video “can you cast a sword out of obsidian?” That broke youtube?

    • @kitsune2509
      @kitsune2509 5 лет назад +255

      Omg I saw that one... though I thought It was normal to me because I frequently watch casting videos

    • @thatonegirl3391
      @thatonegirl3391 5 лет назад +153

      ........its really not a bad video though!

    • @JannetFenix
      @JannetFenix 5 лет назад +12

      yee

    • @damocles7862
      @damocles7862 5 лет назад +24

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @thatsnotfun2216
      @thatsnotfun2216 5 лет назад +58

      The fbi??? Better skrrrttt

  • @squidsquiddly5970
    @squidsquiddly5970 5 лет назад +700

    RUclips is like an obsessed salesman. You go to buy one cookie and immediately they shove 40 cookie shaped un-edible things in your mouth and set you on fire then ask how you are enjoying it all.

    • @kelkinn
      @kelkinn 5 лет назад +10

      G-G-G...G-G-Great... T-Thanks...
      *sarcasm*

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 5 лет назад +3

      You have a very great imagination uwu

    • @morganstickney1067
      @morganstickney1067 5 лет назад +14

      YT: *slaps glass case* I went ahead and ordered 27 more documentaries for you, hope ya don't mind!
      Me: I just wanted to know about this medical tri-
      YT: * Slaps case harder and stares blankly* TwEnTY SeVEn DoCUmEnTAriES foR YOU!

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 5 лет назад +2

      @@morganstickney1067 To be fair, sometimes it pays off. Not the documentaries-//

    • @megagonecrazy7872
      @megagonecrazy7872 5 лет назад +2

      lamo

  • @mrstealurghoul
    @mrstealurghoul 3 года назад +10

    The trousers thing does actually work, it's taught in life guarding courses

  • @breewhite1628
    @breewhite1628 5 лет назад +1036

    "look at the murder in this man's eyes.. wait.. 3 2 1 MURDER" 😂😂

  • @bongocat9804
    @bongocat9804 5 лет назад +137

    'Most people don't know what they want to see until they see it'
    Is this why RUclips keeps trying to recommend to me a steak hoodie
    NO RUclips I DONT WANT IT

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 5 лет назад +1

      Ella Diamondlee Wait, is steak hoodie slang for something I don’t want to know about, or are we talking straight up Lady Gaga meat dress inspired comfort wear?

    • @bongocat9804
      @bongocat9804 5 лет назад +3

      @@Null-value No, I'm literally getting suggested a hoodie that has a design to look like raw meat

    • @donnieboi6409
      @donnieboi6409 5 лет назад +4

      I’m also getting gay dating apps recommended to me. I’m not even a male.

    • @megasharkgames
      @megasharkgames 5 лет назад

      Mark Busters

    • @mortuusponduus7879
      @mortuusponduus7879 5 лет назад

      Ok who hasn’t done this

  • @zirlok3529
    @zirlok3529 4 года назад +510

    Nobody:
    RUclips recommendations: Free copper

  • @RandoSavage101
    @RandoSavage101 2 года назад +40

    in the military i actually had to learn that pants water floatation thing, had a blast filling them with air

    • @mochynmawr9579
      @mochynmawr9579 2 года назад +2

      I think they teach that in Navy Seal training.

  • @420dankdoritos5
    @420dankdoritos5 5 лет назад +452

    “Gym fails?! That dude is DYING”

    • @1di10t
      @1di10t 5 лет назад +21

      Oh I kNoW gIvE hIm SoMe PaNtS sO hE cAn BeAt GyM aIr AnD tHaT wIlL SaVe HiM

  • @stickyy_fingaas
    @stickyy_fingaas 5 лет назад +138

    Mark: *clicks more videos in non English language*
    Also mark: :O

  • @atillathehun8831
    @atillathehun8831 4 года назад +401

    3:57 Mark speaking turkish is literally the best thing

  • @fuyuthegamer933
    @fuyuthegamer933 3 года назад +9

    Mark: watching the same exact videos I used to watch
    Me: “what kind of rabbit hole did I fall into”
    My recommendeds now: all over the place and dying because I have too many hobbies and like too many things

  • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
    @Hana.Behl-Lecter 4 года назад +330

    "If you've gone to any weird places on RUclips let me know in the comments"
    Better question: if you HAVEN'T made it to a weird place on RUclips let me know

    • @somerandompersononyoutube3269
      @somerandompersononyoutube3269 4 года назад +11

      Hana Kellogg one time I was watching markiplier fnaf and the next thing was BONNIE , CHICA AND FREDDIE SHIPS

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 4 года назад +4

      @@somerandompersononyoutube3269 oh god

    • @gachabucket40
      @gachabucket40 4 года назад +3

      @@somerandompersononyoutube3269 BRUH- I WAS WATCHING FNAF 2 WALKTHROUGHS AND SUDDENLY BAM- TOY BONNIE WITH HUGE TATAS-

    • @Akeu4
      @Akeu4 4 года назад +1

      I didn’t make it to the weird side of RUclips :p

    • @asonounds1862
      @asonounds1862 4 года назад +1

      I made it to alchemy. We're talking FMA levels. Like a "homunculus"

  • @emirlouis
    @emirlouis 4 года назад +281

    Mark you already got to a couple conspiracy theory videos but you didn't understand because it was Turkish

    • @icee8483
      @icee8483 3 года назад +5

      Lol he should have used google trandlator

  • @BillyVonVlady
    @BillyVonVlady 5 лет назад +165

    The video should be named "What RUclips doen't want you to know about Venus"

  • @SarahLovesTacoss
    @SarahLovesTacoss 3 года назад +37

    “I’m very confident in my masculinity and - OH MY GAWD” - Markiplier 😂😂😂

  • @sanstheskeleton4525
    @sanstheskeleton4525 5 лет назад +438

    So many people would love to punch 5 minute crafts

    • @foreverbeloved8956
      @foreverbeloved8956 5 лет назад +3

      SANS?!?!

    • @foreverbeloved8956
      @foreverbeloved8956 5 лет назад +3

      (Deltarune animation reference)

    • @macattack4
      @macattack4 5 лет назад +5

      5-Minute Crafts is better than Troom Troom though so cut them some slack

    • @ccvelcro4514
      @ccvelcro4514 5 лет назад +2

      *sigh* people only knew of sans from undertale but when tiktok came around oh wow your going to hsve a bad time tik tok ruined everything for me and the undertale community

    • @WitchDoc
      @WitchDoc 5 лет назад

      Guhuhhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhhuhuhhh

  • @DDGFK9743
    @DDGFK9743 5 лет назад +524

    We have evolved. In addition to watching other people play games instead of ourselves, we also watch people get lost in youtube so we don't have to. I am now beyond laziness. Thank you for expanding my mind, Mark.

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 5 лет назад +11

      embrace complete tranquility within laziness my friend, for it is the true way of life

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, if you're entertained with it it's ok

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 5 лет назад

      Lmao yup I litteraly got stuck in the wired side of youtube seconds after wtaching this video

  • @thefinalsif
    @thefinalsif 5 лет назад +79

    Okay my new favorite thing is mark going straight to Wikipedia and just highlight the damn temperature in response to the "why don't they go to Venus" video.

  • @ToiletWolf12
    @ToiletWolf12 2 года назад +1

    "Why don't we go to Venus"
    *Contents of Venus include:*
    -Fire
    -death
    -brimstone
    -more fire
    -poison gas
    -MORE FIRE
    -probably literal hell spawn

  • @tombuster
    @tombuster 5 лет назад +1026

    Mark finding polish life hacks: wtf? This isn't in my language
    Me being polish: why life hacks?! They're cursed!

    • @mejbishow5297
      @mejbishow5297 5 лет назад +9

      cheeki breeki

    • @thefluffywarrior
      @thefluffywarrior 5 лет назад +4

      I started low-key fangirling lolz

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 4 года назад +11

      @@mejbishow5297 why cheeki breeki Poland ≠ Russia

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 4 года назад +3

      Poland is East Germany

    • @fkstudios469
      @fkstudios469 4 года назад +5

      Bracie

  • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
    @grinreaperoftrolls7528 5 лет назад +188

    One time, I took a nap while watching youtube, and I didn't realize autoplay was on. I woke up a few hours later and one of the mulan movies was playing. I decided to watch.

    • @MoonlightMollie
      @MoonlightMollie 5 лет назад +25

      One time, when I took a nap while watching RUclips, the same this happened to me but, when I woke up RUclips was playing "how to master chopping legs" I was like "THE FUCK" LOL

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan 5 лет назад +12

      Fell asleep watching youtube too, was watching overwatch, woke up a few hours later, now i got caught by the amazing world of ants... And now i want an ant farm... That just furtherproves my statement "The internet, a world of wondering."

    • @borisaustria4301
      @borisaustria4301 5 лет назад +1

      @@MoonlightMollie That is fucked up, my friend. I can only imagine something like this: RUclips, a place where videos of how to murder someone slip under the FBI or CIA's radar.

    • @NaohMkS
      @NaohMkS 5 лет назад +1

      Lol ikr. Falling asleep while watching RUclips is actually kind of an adventure for the next day

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 5 лет назад +1

      look like someone is getting "down to businesses"
      am i right lads or am i right?

  • @Akandofaul
    @Akandofaul 5 лет назад +66

    Unfiltered youtube is like getting on a public bus. You dont want to see most of whats there, you sure as hell dont want to get too close to anyone there, and you are probably going to be concerned about STDs afterwards.

    • @thewolfcyborg6808
      @thewolfcyborg6808 5 лет назад

      i think you should be concerned about public transport in general

    • @mollyp224
      @mollyp224 5 лет назад

      You think that's bad- try getting in a changing after everyone is VERY sweaty and freaking out over a bug? One of the many reasons I have no friends at my school.

  • @HelloThere-rv4gm
    @HelloThere-rv4gm 2 года назад +4

    3:56
    I literally laughed myself to death when he tried to read turkish.

  • @tas3390
    @tas3390 5 лет назад +236

    You should do one of these but see how long it takes to get to one of your videos

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 5 лет назад +10

      Literally impossible without typing in Markiplier. (Or possibly by typing in Jacksepticeye and getting a recommendation from there.) RUclips has been actively trying to kill off all its best creators' channels for years now. They have to go on comedy tours, start their own clothing labels, and run Patreon campaigns just to make ends meet. Meanwhile botfarms stapled to fiver accounts are procedurally generating garbage videos with fake lifehacks that don't work, and they get 44 million views per video, no questions asked. Is it because they're gaming youtube's algorithm? Or is youtube designing its algorithm to kill off quality content creators? In the end, it's the same thing.

    • @ajaustin9712
      @ajaustin9712 5 лет назад +4

      Warp Zone doesn’t make it impossible though

    • @Ari_A1357
      @Ari_A1357 5 лет назад +3

      Warp Zone it would most likely be the opposite result of this video. It’d probably take like 20 videos to even get a gaming recommendation 😂

    • @SPARTENEagle3
      @SPARTENEagle3 5 лет назад

      @@warpzone8421 it took me 11 videos doing it the same way he did

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 4 года назад +556

    "Wear wet socks to bed"
    Mark: That's a terrible idea.
    It's also one of the easiest ways to get a fungal infection. Yay, top 10 ways for Athlete's Foot (not the brand).
    Also how did "Copper from a microwave" go straight to "WD40 lubricant in a syringe" (in Czech or Turkish, I think)?

  • @JustBeCreative99
    @JustBeCreative99 5 лет назад +257

    This video was wild from start to finish

  • @Botpointo
    @Botpointo 3 года назад +6

    RUclips really was a different place back then, the homepage at the beginning was virtually 100% clickbait. Glad to see that RUclips's (mostly) improved in newer videos.

  • @Joy657
    @Joy657 5 лет назад +1621

    Mark: "I'm not here to disprove anything." Few minutes later: "No, stop. See, I'm gonna show you *pulls up wikipedia* And this is why you're wrong". I've never related to Mark more than in this moment 😂

    • @AniMonsterGames
      @AniMonsterGames 5 лет назад +41

      It was SPAAAAAAAAAAACE he had to intervene

    • @grimace3983
      @grimace3983 5 лет назад +28

      Mark loves space too much to let people say stupid crap about it xD
      The dedication though to continue down the rabbit hole

    • @phoenixofthenight4626
      @phoenixofthenight4626 5 лет назад +2

      same dude

    • @KJ-mi5ev
      @KJ-mi5ev 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao I just got to that point

    • @username172
      @username172 5 лет назад +3

      the poor dumbass was talking conspiracy of venus and acting like someones hiding something there lol

  • @daedricdove6012
    @daedricdove6012 5 лет назад +222

    "Why don't we go to Venus?"
    It's a planet made if lava with acid rain. It's hotter than Mercury, the planet closest to the Sun.

    • @benrzasa6158
      @benrzasa6158 5 лет назад +2

      r/woooosh

    • @daedricdove6012
      @daedricdove6012 5 лет назад +11

      @@benrzasa6158 excuse me, that joke doesn't apply here.

    • @daedricdove6012
      @daedricdove6012 5 лет назад +5

      @@benrzasa6158 I was directing that towards the conspiracy theorist anyway, not Mark so..

    • @benrzasa6158
      @benrzasa6158 5 лет назад

      @@daedricdove6012 please stop

    • @tragedythetragedy5015
      @tragedythetragedy5015 5 лет назад +10

      @@benrzasa6158 please stop

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 5 лет назад +1067

    Welcome to the world of ‘why was this recommended to me’ and ‘it’s time to go to bed’

    • @vaindesigns2653
      @vaindesigns2653 5 лет назад +2

      Wana be my girlfriend

    • @solearcarese5679
      @solearcarese5679 5 лет назад +1

      Damn your pretty good at commenting (for a girl)
      Jk

    • @spinecricket
      @spinecricket 5 лет назад +3

      You literally got so many subs cause you are pretty

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 5 лет назад +7

      It did not take repliers that long to turn the reply section shitty...

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 5 лет назад +2

      Are you the new Justin Y?

  • @The_Fallen_One_Lucifer
    @The_Fallen_One_Lucifer 2 года назад +3

    You know your down the rabbit hole when you find the children's Spiderman videos

  • @nizirascorner5883
    @nizirascorner5883 5 лет назад +624

    Please please please please make this a series

  • @katherinesmallbean3594
    @katherinesmallbean3594 3 года назад +550

    RUclips recommended me "Salad Fingers 1: Spoons".
    On one hand the video was creepy as hell, but on the other hand I stayed to watch the entire 11 episode series.

    • @BaileyCurtis621
      @BaileyCurtis621 3 года назад +3

      Same!

    • @blevination
      @blevination 3 года назад +4

      My brother was the one who told me about Salad Fingers, and DHMIS

    • @HarryLLC
      @HarryLLC 3 года назад +13

      @@blevination Laughs in MatPat.

    • @defnotthepinkdrink7959
      @defnotthepinkdrink7959 3 года назад +3

      If it makes you feel better I got Happy Tree Friend me the first time I was on RUclips

    • @emmawells55
      @emmawells55 3 года назад +6

      Bro I remember watching that when it first came out lol

  • @goofy5680
    @goofy5680 3 года назад +172

    "don't hold your phone while on the toilet it's gross"
    The alternative:

    • @zthehuman7051
      @zthehuman7051 3 года назад +1

      It’s even worse...

    • @goofy5680
      @goofy5680 3 года назад +5

      @@zthehuman7051 thats the point of the comment

    • @zthehuman7051
      @zthehuman7051 3 года назад

      @@goofy5680 and?

    • @goofy5680
      @goofy5680 3 года назад +2

      @@zthehuman7051 and, what, what do you want me to say

    • @gr1m_XP
      @gr1m_XP 2 года назад

      Well, better than the alternative.

  • @SnakePartyPL
    @SnakePartyPL 3 года назад +6

    3:05 ah yes, the youtube algorithm thought you were Polish.

  • @zanbarlee6190
    @zanbarlee6190 5 лет назад +239

    holy shit, I NEED a Markiplier video on conspiracy theories.

    • @themechanicalmenace3363
      @themechanicalmenace3363 5 лет назад +4

      What About A Conspiracy Video On Markiplier?

    • @samanthae.1002
      @samanthae.1002 5 лет назад +4

      zanbar lee check game theory on markiplier

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 5 лет назад

      Check Out Game Theory And Their Episode On Is This The Real Mark Or Is It “Darkiplier” His Self Made, Supposedly Fictitious Alternative Ego

    • @samanthae.1002
      @samanthae.1002 5 лет назад

      Bc autocorrect is a funky chicken

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 5 лет назад

      The therrorist Squirrel The First Person I’ve Seen That Types In Caps 😅 Thought It Was Just Me

  • @LucasElliot
    @LucasElliot 5 лет назад +882

    At first I was like "OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE!" but then I noticed it slowly started turning into my recommended section 😂

    • @moriku3330
      @moriku3330 5 лет назад +2

      I was like wtf when I saw the video on my recommend lol

    • @wolfiepaws6263
      @wolfiepaws6263 5 лет назад

      Mine too on my 2nd channel

    • @Neko-hj9ok
      @Neko-hj9ok 5 лет назад

      I know

    • @blazingbunny2976
      @blazingbunny2976 5 лет назад +6

      Oh yeah, I was like that Venus video was great. Not sure what Markiplier has against conspiracy theories. That one talked about bacteria in its atmosphere. That's cool science. The south pole one also pointed out it was fake I think. I enjoy theories. I disagree many of the times, but the Mandela effect was fun.

    • @CallMeRedon
      @CallMeRedon 5 лет назад

      same honestly

  • @eileenzamby3214
    @eileenzamby3214 5 лет назад +3487

    *WHAT ARE THEY HIDING ON VENUS???*

  • @user-ve1nw1gu4j
    @user-ve1nw1gu4j 2 года назад +8

    *Mark: Oh Thats Gross!*
    *Mark: Clicks It Anyway-*

  • @gameknight5051
    @gameknight5051 5 лет назад +493

    The RUclips algorithm during this video: Uhhh Errrr Ummm... maybe thisssss?

    • @julianemery718
      @julianemery718 5 лет назад +5

      You're pretty much on the mark there actually, learning AI is pretty much all guess work based on certain parameters.

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 лет назад +1

      Game Knight isn’t that just the RUclips algorithm?

    • @bigHatbogan
      @bigHatbogan 5 лет назад +1

      Mr beast

  • @The_magicians_apprentice
    @The_magicians_apprentice 5 лет назад +285

    The RUclips rabbit hole led me to markiplier two years ago. I've been trapped here ever since then.

  • @rano.8050
    @rano.8050 5 лет назад +182

    mark debunking myths; we should coined this series as; _MarkBusters_

  • @Monkysocks
    @Monkysocks 2 года назад +1

    3:00 Translates to 10 simple ideas that will make your life easier for you
    3:35 female tricks that are brilliant
    3:45 this worker is 52,000 TL per month (this one could be wrong)
    4:15 the most creative mouse trap

  • @Mars-uy3qi
    @Mars-uy3qi 5 лет назад +481

    Mark: Oh my God, what is that?! That's gross!
    *clicks on it immediately*
    Me: Hold up

  • @elifcitoglu1475
    @elifcitoglu1475 5 лет назад +140

    Mark trying to read Turkish at 4:18 is my new favorite thing

    • @robbiesleeps
      @robbiesleeps 5 лет назад +5

      It's weird that yt didn't recommend enes batur etc... I would like to see him react to them lmao

    • @slaegeduru9542
      @slaegeduru9542 5 лет назад +3

      My stomache hurts from laughing man.😂😂😂this is the best.

    • @slaegeduru9542
      @slaegeduru9542 5 лет назад +2

      I can watch it all day man😂😂

    • @serhanrodan4257
      @serhanrodan4257 5 лет назад +6

      @@Ganymede3310 peak comedy: telling the same joke 10 times

    • @slaegeduru9542
      @slaegeduru9542 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ganymede3310 it is not funny.Just Stop

  • @diorrwitch
    @diorrwitch 3 года назад +205

    Markiplier: *_Struggling to speak Turkish_*
    Me: *_Struggling in a corner trying to press the end button_*

  • @mr.mcplaysalot2307
    @mr.mcplaysalot2307 3 года назад +6

    Mark's realization to infinitely lower quality videos getting 20 times more views than his videos is hilarious.

  • @umbreonfan0369
    @umbreonfan0369 5 лет назад +721

    Markiplier: Oh that's sexual
    My innocent mind: What?

    • @tedioustabii7454
      @tedioustabii7454 5 лет назад +16

      I'd explain it but I'd rather not.

    • @sotsu618
      @sotsu618 5 лет назад

      Dominic Rondeau lmao

    • @sotsu618
      @sotsu618 5 лет назад

      Dominic Rondeau are you joking..? Please don’t wooosh me

    • @monopolymoney4066
      @monopolymoney4066 5 лет назад

      Mr. Fahrenheit I’m sure he is

    • @ihaveosteoporosis7954
      @ihaveosteoporosis7954 5 лет назад +8

      Mr. Fahrenheit ...
      *I’M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

  • @crowned1699
    @crowned1699 5 лет назад +200

    ''GYM FAILS?!''
    ''THAT PERSON'S DYING!''

  • @EkmekArasiKlavye
    @EkmekArasiKlavye 5 лет назад +73

    18:05 I wish the title was "What Are They Hiding On Uranus"

    • @agzaentar
      @agzaentar 5 лет назад +2

      I m 12 to buddy xDDD

    • @EkmekArasiKlavye
      @EkmekArasiKlavye 5 лет назад +8

      @@agzaentar We're all 12 inside, we watch Mark.

    • @mollyp224
      @mollyp224 5 лет назад +9

      What are they hiding IN Uranus

    • @ubermausse306
      @ubermausse306 5 лет назад +8

      What are they hiding in Uranus? A lot of shit. Probes go in and out all the time

    • @beanjuice3568
      @beanjuice3568 5 лет назад

      I guess we must go deeper to find out then

  • @codywplays
    @codywplays 2 года назад +1

    if your ever bored, make an incognito tab on youtube and press not intrested on all the videos you see until there just isnt any possible channel left in the world
    no one said it would be quick
    or you can make a new account so when you close the tab your "progress" saves

  • @TheSquirrelQueen
    @TheSquirrelQueen 5 лет назад +185

    Omg please do more of these videos they’re so interesting

    • @azael2078
      @azael2078 5 лет назад +1

      no offense but are you a gay squirrel?

    • @azael2078
      @azael2078 5 лет назад

      @@jionjesk5932 my mum is like overly weird about that shit

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 5 лет назад

      isnt queer a slur

    • @TheSquirrelQueen
      @TheSquirrelQueen 5 лет назад

      Btw for people asking about my name, queer is a slur IF it is used by people outside the LGBT+ community. However, I am LGBT+, therefore it is not a slur in my case. And my name has nothing to do with Mark’s “king of the squirrels” bit as I have had this name for years, long before Mark ever even started RUclips.

    • @TheSquirrelQueen
      @TheSquirrelQueen 5 лет назад

      Azu-nyan yes

  • @cliquefrmcanadaii-5262
    @cliquefrmcanadaii-5262 5 лет назад +173

    Mark, your FBI agent is probably worried about your mental health...
    Wait, so is mine...

    • @GuiltyHeart
      @GuiltyHeart 5 лет назад +1

      You're not your

    • @mrbambista2559
      @mrbambista2559 5 лет назад

      FaTal nugget actually they used the right your you massive imbecile

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 лет назад

      @@GuiltyHeart You're is you are

    • @yourmom-fi7gl
      @yourmom-fi7gl 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @heart_goes_doki_doki
    @heart_goes_doki_doki 5 лет назад +461

    I'm glad Markiplier didn't discover Troom Troom... 'Couse that's quite a rabbithole.

  • @memesimp3216
    @memesimp3216 2 года назад +4

    10:24 ah yes spider-man’s most infamous villain

  • @traviswilliams2348
    @traviswilliams2348 5 лет назад +54

    This entire video can be summed up with the sentence "I don't know how I got here"

  • @lillygrace22
    @lillygrace22 5 лет назад +154

    Lol "I don't know how I got here" we've all been there mark

  • @NoBodyToDanceWithMe
    @NoBodyToDanceWithMe 5 лет назад +204

    I am all for markiplier disproving space conspiracy theories

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 5 лет назад +1

      Nah, he was looking at the bad conspicary videos.

    • @moistmikutoy9110
      @moistmikutoy9110 5 лет назад

      That's because ur a sheep

    • @ghostly._.angel-5848
      @ghostly._.angel-5848 5 лет назад +10

      No Body I mean. What do you expect from someone who absolutely LOVES space. He’s adorable when it comes to space.

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 2 года назад +1

      @@EatThaCookies There aren't any good ones.

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 2 года назад

    3:05 "This isn't even in my language!"
    As someone who lives somewhere that has English AND Spanish speaking people, to tne point that I get Spanish ads, recommended videos, etc, this made me chuckle.