He could have been an engineer. Nobody said anything about math. (And now to protect myself from stupidity, this has been a joke by FishyBeef. Thank you, have a nice day/night.)
*Literally flashes past Ariel with a gun in her mouth* Mark: This is it. This is the cover of the vid. Edit: Mark if you’re seeing this, I love you, and I don’t mean to be an asshole.
i once got recommended a 9-year-old video of shaggy and another guy doing the macarena for 9 hours. Edit: I would like to apologize for my ignorance. The “other guy” was Carl wheezer.
Yeah god forbid anyone wants to sip a nice coffee well listening to dulcet tones explain the wonderfully weird phenomenon our government could be covering up...or ya know so I've heard
ouch, and they say it's all BS, then why hide it? .... yikes :O but yeah, some people will bash all conspiracy theories, and put them all on the same low level as say flat earth BS and such... stuff that has been proven against even before they existed XD
That's Alan Watts. Knowing the speeches he gave (and have been stolen for these kinds of videos), it's some philosophical introspection about the connected-ness of the universe and how it plays into society.
I noticed that myself. I think though that sometimes videos will clickbait with the word 'Conspiracy' to get more views anyway. This may be a reason why the algorithm isn't suggesting them as much. Or maybe it's all a cover up.... 😁
I mean it SOUNDS conspiracy but there is honestly some things to take from that, after all it's not saying GOVERNMENT brainwashing and it's just probably advertising people to think for themselves, with a clickbait-y title.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Lately I saw a lot of articles with some degree of misleading titles and boy was the comments stupid. Raging for stuff literally said in the article.
I think the brainwashing one was thumbnailed for clicks, it's probably some kind of "Hey you get into stupid habits due to society" Thing. Didn't see the Aliens
there's holes in the planet being made and closed all the time... and UFOs have been sighted/seen since they started coming to this planet before anyone else... so what...
@@Cassxowary he was trying to get to conspiracy theories so i figured alien sightings were the way to go above a hole in the earth. Sorry if i offended you or something
Sociopaths: 1 in 25 people Green eyes: 1 in 50 people Mark: So there are more green-eyed people than there are Sociopaths. Math wasn't your subject, was it, Mark?
Mark: "I am having to try really hard to find these conspiracys!" Also Mark: *completetly ignores videos with titles like What Did Scientists Really See In The Mariana Trench?*
That's the truth, but I've been watching conspiracy theories for a long time and I know how to do a short cut and get there real quick, it gotten a little harder nowadays but i can still manage
Yt recommend your vids to me when I was like 12yrs old, now I do not stress myself as much as before because of you and your videos. You helped me cope with my problems, and I appreciate it alot. PS. I am rewatching old videos cuz I'm bored lmao.
@@trucetruce335 He misinterpreted "1 out of 50" was greater than "1 out of 25." "One out of 25" means that for every 25 people, there is one sociopath and "one out of 50" means that for every fifty people, 1 person has green eyes. Granted, he did seem to have a better understanding later of what it meant with psychopaths, so it was probably his brain misfiring.
And also shot to hell by the RUclips algorithm, because RUclips is panicking and trying to pretend kids were never a part of RUclips at all. Thanks COPPA.
@x hooh I don't think he was disgusted about seeing azzyland I think he was just mainly surprised to see her there because she had nothing to do with the previous video. Also I love Azzyland! She's so pretty, super funny, and she is a queen. 😍
@@wormthejay2851 He also dissed all gamers and games/gaming in general, threatening to shut them down and calling it all stupid. The guy's an asshole and should be fucking ashamed of himself.
The stupidest part is the video was supposed to me about genetic mutations or something and sociopathy isn’t that. Sociopaths are made, psychopaths are born.
No it's not, it's just a channel mark made with his friend. Explain to me how bungee jumping from a tree is a cult and not two guys filming themselves having fun in their backyard.
My brother has green eyes and all my mom, dad, and I have blue eyes. Lol. Do not worry, we are genetically related, we tested it. Dunno how a brown haired green eyed child popped out of blonde haired blue eyed mom and black haired blue eyed dad. Mutations are weird.
@@itsnichole_xoxo Because it promotes disinformation and can lead to a rabbit hole of unsafe and harmful conspiracy theories like Anti-Vax, etc. I don't think the conspiracy videos they are removing fall into the Shane Dawson innocent theories about stuff, its more really out there things like Illuminati etc.
Well they used to have legs a long long time ago (like when dinosaurs were alive) but they lost them..but maybe it’s just saying the limbs are shaped like snakes 🤷
Sociopath: 1 in 25 Green eyes: 1 in 50 11:17 Mark: "So there are more green-eyed people than sociopaths." I can see why you were * almost * an engineer...
Engineers are doing their best when they assume an unlikely failure is certain. Because the less likely problems are the ones that pop up so fuckin much. I hated and loved that job. Edit: fucking typos.
My RUclips is starting to recommend me some weird and random shit all of a sudden I think they changed the algorithm again, or it can't cope with the fact that I'm treating my ADHD and I want to enjoy all of the different types of content I like at one time, instead of hyperfocusing on one topic.
Mark: Oh wow, they’ve really improved their algorithm. RUclips: Autoplays “Tonight, Tonight” from “Stacy’s Mom”, then immediately pivots back to “Stacy’s Mom”
The clash royale meet the firecracker video in the corner at 5:11 that’s funny firecracker is so normal now but it was just introduced then that’s crazy
Concerned town folk: Help witcher! Someone barged into my hut and cast me out with magic! Geralt: I fight monsters not mages Concerned town folk: it could be a monster in human form. I'm no expert, that's why I need you to check it out! Geralt: (not buying it but humoring the man) alright, tell me more about this possible monster. Concerned town folk: she barged in and acted as if she ran the place, told me if I was not not going to be of assistance that I will leave. Next thing I noticed I was outside. Geralt: notice anything else? Horns, claws, a tail maybe? Concerned town folk: well.... No... But, I need her out! Geralt: I slay monsters, the sorceress is your problem Concerned town folk: hold up! I can pay! Geralt: listen, if I were going to do this I need details. Some idea of what I'm about to walk into. Going in blind could get me killed. If you wanted my help you would need to give me some details *Geralt about to ride off* Concerned town folk: the spell must require lilac, and maybe goose berries maybe? I smelled it right before she cast me out! Geralt: *turns on a dime* which house? Concerned town folk: that one over there Geralt: I'm going to need water and lots of it. Once I go in do not try to enter no matter what you hear. Oh, and have my coin when I get out. Concerned town folk: oh thank you! How long will it take? A few hours? Geralt: it's hard to say, come back tomorrow morning and I will give you an update
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Recommended sections be like:
“How the universe works”
Right next to it:
“How to sex”
Same thing. Haha
Shelby Gonzales 🤔
More like,
"How to basic"
How to sex
When?
imagine someone is new to youtube and this is their first video
Ha
Imagine
Should be
You know what they say “Safety First”
I am all of a sudden reminded of the grandfather paradox as I read this comment...I know... weird.
RUclips should have a “creators” tab which would always only show RUclips creators and no movie or tv stuff
Film Critic if they do that, they might as well rename the trending tab to what it really is - tv
It should’ve always been that way, the creators getting promoted. That’s what this website was supposed to be.
RUclips developer:
He's to powerful to exist
But that wouldn't serve their corporate obligations 🤭
Just base it out of canada. Fixed.
RUclips: Recommends Jimmy Kimmel
Mark: Immediate audible disgust
Gewd.
Yup. That made me laugh, that video about gamers was so cringe he's such an asshole
@@ilikebreadsticks1880 it fucking disgusted me. He acts like such a creep, especially to that poor girl
Rober or kiplier
1000th like!
"1 in 25 are sociopaths, that's a lot!"
"1 in 50 have green eyes, so that's more than the amount of sociopaths"
Mark, that's not how this works.
*press E to use intellect*
was about to say it lol
@@illuminatiass1393 **presses **-B-** E to **-blow-** use intellect** oh yeah, this is big brain time
Was looking for this comment 😆
He could have been an engineer. Nobody said anything about math. (And now to protect myself from stupidity, this has been a joke by FishyBeef. Thank you, have a nice day/night.)
Markiplier: *runs Unus Annus*
Also Markiplier: “this seems like a weird cult thing”
"Weird"
WAT WAZ IT sarah
As opposed to a normal cult thing.
@@curiousKuro16 [once again] WAT WAZ IT.
i bet you dont know where i got WAT WAZ IT from. BET you are[incorrect grammar] gonna say no
Just curious I dont watch that often but who is Amy???
“This seems like some weird cult thing” uh huh and unus annus isn’t
What is unus annus?
@ John Doe are you serious?
@@Oyasumi05 A channel where Ethan and Mark make content together. You should check it out, it's quality content.
And it’s on a time limit so watch it while you can
Of course not, what are you tAkiNG about
“Something major is happening in 2020”
Yeah something major sure did happen
Still happening too.
Afew things did...
A lot of negative, for sure, but at least one positive thing came from the most of it.
🖤⏳🤍
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs your right! one positive thing was that the vegan teacher got covid!
@@WEENUS157 h e l l. f u c k i n g. y e a h
Mark: "I can't find any conspiracy videos"
Literally on the screen: "Escape society's brainwashing"
time stamp?
CasualTryhard 17:14 2nd from the top right
I literally screamed that!
he's in on it
CONSPIRICY
well its from alan watts...
Did you ever read/hear stuff from him?
*Literally flashes past Ariel with a gun in her mouth*
Mark: This is it. This is the cover of the vid.
Edit: Mark if you’re seeing this, I love you, and I don’t mean to be an asshole.
I'm sure this video is demonize from the thumbnail.
eliteshyguy88 we really do be hoping tho
@@ipandagod that and a easy way to piss off micky mouse.
Congrats to 666 likes :)
Where?
i once got recommended a 9-year-old video of shaggy and another guy doing the macarena for 9 hours.
Edit: I would like to apologize for my ignorance. The “other guy” was Carl wheezer.
Oooh, shaggy and carl wheezer are stuck doing the macarena
How could you not know out king CARL WHEEZER ?!?!?! 😡😤😤😤
That’s a good vid
It's Carl the wheezer you idiot
@@goodboi6540 Dont worry guys, i got this...
Your Carl Wheezer :|
Got em
Coming from the year 2021: Something major definitely happened in 2020. they predicted the future.
l o l
I searched that comment
Wat happen
@@DominikPac-Boy bruh
@@shattermaster1273 ok butwat happen?
Mark, they actually started censoring the word “Conspiracy” early last year. That is why you couldn’t get a recommended.
Dak yes! because the last thing they want is people because more self aware. hence why they’re so harsh with conspiracy videos now
@@gjayw1266 wtf
Yeah god forbid anyone wants to sip a nice coffee well listening to dulcet tones explain the wonderfully weird phenomenon our government could be covering up...or ya know so I've heard
ouch, and they say it's all BS, then why hide it? .... yikes :O
but yeah, some people will bash all conspiracy theories, and put them all on the same low level as say flat earth BS and such... stuff that has been proven against even before they existed XD
@@OrchidAlloy It's true, though.
17:12
Are we all just gonna ignore the “escaping society’s brainwashing” video?
to be fair, that could just be about resisting peer pressure.
@@omninulla9472 thats usually the case.
yeah there was actually a few conspiracy videos he missed.
That's Alan Watts. Knowing the speeches he gave (and have been stolen for these kinds of videos), it's some philosophical introspection about the connected-ness of the universe and how it plays into society.
I noticed that myself.
I think though that sometimes videos will clickbait with the word 'Conspiracy' to get more views anyway. This may be a reason why the algorithm isn't suggesting them as much.
Or maybe it's all a cover up.... 😁
"I just can't find any!"
Mark scrolls past "Escape Society's Brainwashing"
"It's tough, I can't find one."
I mean it SOUNDS conspiracy but there is honestly some things to take from that, after all it's not saying GOVERNMENT brainwashing and it's just probably advertising people to think for themselves, with a clickbait-y title.
I saw one titled "They're hiding this from us"
Government: "Everything is working as intended."
He's pArT oF tHe yoUTuBe cOnsPiRAcY tO hiDE tHe coNSpiRaCiEs
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Lately I saw a lot of articles with some degree of misleading titles and boy was the comments stupid. Raging for stuff literally said in the article.
RUclips: "Let's make ads six seconds, but give them a 'skip ad' button that only works if they watched over 5 seconds of the video."
I love the fact he’s wearing a nerdy nummies hoodie
"I'm not seeing any conspiracy theories. I think RUclips has evolved."
*Scrolls right past videos on alien abductions and brainwashing*
Steven Jon Aliens made him not see it!@!
Time?
@@tunderblood 18:50
@@jakobhouston4697 I see the brainwashing one but not an alien abduction one.
I think the brainwashing one was thumbnailed for clicks, it's probably some kind of "Hey you get into stupid habits due to society" Thing. Didn't see the Aliens
lmao i saw my video
have any youtube links?
PogChamp
Wat
Cap
Hello
Mark: Well I guess we've learned something
Mark seeing Ariel with a gun: Enhanced OH
“Maybe they’ve recruited enough smart brains to their algorithm machine.”
*Ariel with gun in mouth*
“Oh”
Then Markiplier uses the image for the thumbnail. :P
Surprisingly it's the thumbnail that my eye wondered to...and then Mark said Oh and pin pointed the one I was looking at.
Like Britney Spears oops I didn’t again!
@@san_itizer dude you're roasting him and there is no such comment
I love how the likes are “911”, especially with this topic 😂
sociopath - 1 in 25
green eyes - 1 in 50
*markiplier:* so there are more people with green eyes than sociopaths
😂😂
I guess 2% is more than 4%!
Why did Mark say that lol
Me: the other way around buddy
@@soulassassin5239 That means 6% are sociopaths with green eyes.
Mark: Sees ariel with a gun
also mark: *Oh.*
I don’t know why but that fucking cracked me up so much I was cackling
@@Cat_fomhar same here i cant stop laughing
why did i read gun as grin-
Mmm whatcha saaaaay
@@ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 wut
"I didn’t know they recorded this video in a category 5 hurricane!"
Lmao had me crying 😂
Mark: “I feel like youtube has evolved”
*10 seconds later Ariel with a gun in her mouth as a thumbnail*
Mark: “Oh...”
Yup, pretty much
Yep 😂
Yep 😂
🤣
I didn't see that bit
playtime foxy then keep watching
*I like how Mark is wearing a NerdyNummies Jacket whilst filming.*
Rossana Pansino makin good cupcakes.
Mark talks about Rosana Pansino a lot
Yesss
I want them to do another Vid with each other
I noticed that before he even got started. I sped through the comments to make sure I wasn’t seeing shit
"New hole in Planet Earth!"
Mark: "Yes this will lead me somewhere."
Literally the next video down: "UFO Sightings"
Saw that too
Lmao The Coincidence
Thanks I just noticed that 😂
there's holes in the planet being made and closed all the time... and UFOs have been sighted/seen since they started coming to this planet before anyone else... so what...
@@Cassxowary he was trying to get to conspiracy theories so i figured alien sightings were the way to go above a hole in the earth. Sorry if i offended you or something
Mark has invented a new speed running catagory. How fast can someone find conspiracy videos from a new RUclips account.
Mark: "RUclips has evolved."
Ariel with a gun in her mouth.
RUclips may have evolved, but we as a species have regressed.
Sadly true
AthkoreProductions It’s like evolving, just backwards
Sad but true
"Welcome to RUclips where the evolutionary chart ticks backwards."
Regressive left
“Something big is going to happen in 2020”
No, not just 1 thing. Many, many things
That's THE big thing.
Oof
Did I miss something?
Prophecy 😱🌸✌🏻
Like 40 different big things happened
"wHAT ARE THEY DOING TO OUR WATER?!"
*WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO TURN US GAY*
i died
We are secretly frogs. Our bodies are holograms. The government is hiding your ture forms!
TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY LMAO
The tap water makes the frogs gay!
TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY!!!!!!
Jokes on them, we already are gay
7:20
That compliment is for everyone with an Unus Annus profile pic.🖤🤍
Sociopaths: 1 in 25 people
Green eyes: 1 in 50 people
Mark: So there are more green-eyed people than there are Sociopaths.
Math wasn't your subject, was it, Mark?
yep 😂👌
Is even math related to science ?
It's a conspiracy, the math adds up if you look at it subjectively.
I think I am a green eyed sociopath xD
Because I don't really feel empathy or guilt. It's weird, but I don't care.
@@raven_the_demon god, don't self-diagnose yourself, it's always seems edgy
i wanna see one that’s like “where does youtube send our kids” and it’s like a RUclips Kids version,.. idk i feel like that’d be interesting😂
he should totally do that.
Emma Hale Agreed
Same
yess
It’s a bunch of kiddie videos
“Top 5 Loudest Mother Nature Sounds”
Jack: *walks in*
*DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?*
**L O U D I R I S H N O I S E S!**
Loud AND highpitched!
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDYS !
@@ThePentadecagon My NaMe Is JaCkSePtIcEyE
Oh no
“The key to surviving quicksand it to get on your knees and wiggle” I died💀
"the key to not dying is to commit suicide"
*37 people found this review helpful*
Mark: "I am having to try really hard to find these conspiracys!"
Also Mark: *completetly ignores videos with titles like What Did Scientists Really See In The Mariana Trench?*
And there was another video below called “Science film you are not allowed to see”
Also some with a bottle pic and something like: this was kept secret... and another with like: cia tedtalk we are not allowed to watch...
i also saw a bermuda triangle vid
And the UFO video
I saw one that straight up said "what are they hiding"? So yeah.
Conspiracy theory: The government made the algorithm stop recommending conspiracy theory videos
Lol the funny part is, that's not even a conspiracy.
That's the truth, but I've been watching conspiracy theories for a long time and I know how to do a short cut and get there real quick, it gotten a little harder nowadays but i can still manage
RUclips has literally confirmed that they do this
AVACODO
1000 subs with 5 vids challenge GUYS HE FIGURED IT OUT THE AVOCADOS DID IT
Felix: *gets philosophical in the middle of the video*
Jack: *gets intense*
Mark: *GETS SUSPICIOUSLY SMART AND TECHNICAL*
JUAN 5OLO he was an Engineer... Mark is spaceman confirmed!
@@TypeZeta2 wasn't it's engineering career related to medical stuff?
JUAN 5OLO yep! he studied biomedical engineering :)
Hes asian
@@erickamm He's part German part Korean
The way i found Mark was i was searching for a person who played FNAF and he looked kind and i could understand him and 4 monts later here i am
No Mark, there are more sociopaths than green eyed people in the world.
Kaitlyn Blount I’m green eyed
Tali Leonard Ah hello fellow green eyed comrade
I have green eyes... :o
LIZARD PEOPLE
I have Dark Blue Eyes like Sean But He More Darker
Lower probability for green eyes than sociopath
Mark: "So there are more green eyed people than sociopaths"
...Yeah sure lets go with that
This man was almost an engineer...
I don't have ... Eyes pushed in and I see blurry... Wtheck is happening
It irritates me when I think about Mark's logic. But it's just Mark being Mark.
420 likes keep it that way
@@SashaPosting meh too
Mark: “The government was taken over by pirates”.
Pirates: “Lies”.
He's onto us boys! Toss him overboard like we did too poor Epstian. ARGH.
Pirates are more progressive than the government.
So the pastafarians have finally taken over.
Blame it on the pirates so they don’t see the true truth.
Pirates: NAZI
Yt recommend your vids to me when I was like 12yrs old, now I do not stress myself as much as before because of you and your videos. You helped me cope with my problems, and I appreciate it alot.
PS. I am rewatching old videos cuz I'm bored lmao.
Mark: This seems like some sort of weird cult thing.
Unus Annus: Allow me to introduce myself...
MeX3 the first rule of unus Annus is don’t talk about unus annus
@@AM-cr4vz I'm pretty sure the first rule of unus annus is actually 'dont stop talking about unus annus.'
Sparrow Dreamer ahaha, this comment and reply’s are amazing
8:59 Your So right😂
mark: lets go past trending because trending dont make any sense.
also mark : **is on trending**
and I didn't ask for this video... so what he said actually makes sense
@Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens no we need to climd to 6,969
I lost it reading this comment, right when I read it, that's when he said it. Crazy 🤣🤣
"where did they go" _up next, "why death is just an illusion"_
good catch!
I think Mark should try this again in 2021 and see how long it takes to get to covid conspiracy theories.
They're not theories anymore if everything they've predicted came true, dummy
"This seems like some weird cult thing"
Says the creator of unus annus
good one
XD
"Why are they trying to turn us gay?!"
We're not frogs, Markimoo.
I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!
XD
Friggin frogs
@@pedrorhodes6206 TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GYY!
"So there are more green-eyed people than sociopaths..."
*Mark, no*
I was worried I was the only one that caught that.
It's true
Stephanie S caught what
@@trucetruce335 He misinterpreted "1 out of 50" was greater than "1 out of 25." "One out of 25" means that for every 25 people, there is one sociopath and "one out of 50" means that for every fifty people, 1 person has green eyes. Granted, he did seem to have a better understanding later of what it meant with psychopaths, so it was probably his brain misfiring.
my father is both a sociopath and has green eyes
YOU NEED TO DO ONE FOR 2022! Love these videos
exactly
can we appreciate that he has a nerdy nummies hoodie on-
wearing a friends merch in in his video.. that's really cool :)
Yeah I also noticed that
THATS WHY IT LOOKED FRAMILIAR
he recently wore Jacks merch
I used to watch nerdy nummmies.
That’s the first thing I paid attention too
"You've got Missing Files, Missing Files." -best Markiplier line of all time.
Man, you should do where RUclips sends children. You will be disturbed.
Edit: I know it sounds cheesy but thanks for the likes ❤💛
And also shot to hell by the RUclips algorithm, because RUclips is panicking and trying to pretend kids were never a part of RUclips at all. Thanks COPPA.
**pornhub theme intensifies**
Lol robkt chicken is considered for kids aparently
I think they fixed it but not completely so yeh
@@jamesbaron8387 lol, apparently the ghost stories dub is for children
the fact that there was a moment where ADD kicked in… it honestly is so funnily accurate
I love Mark's instant disgust as soon as he sees a Jimmy Kimmel video being recommended.
Wait what’s with Jimmy Kimmel? I don’t watch him but I’m curious
@@wormthejay2851 he’s really creepy towards his female visitors, he’s kinda creepy just in general
@@sydneytorres9467 ohh I see
@x hooh I don't think he was disgusted about seeing azzyland I think he was just mainly surprised to see her there because she had nothing to do with the previous video.
Also I love Azzyland! She's so pretty, super funny, and she is a queen. 😍
@@wormthejay2851 He also dissed all gamers and games/gaming in general, threatening to shut them down and calling it all stupid. The guy's an asshole and should be fucking ashamed of himself.
Plot twist:
Mark has to say good things about RUclipss recommended because otherwise A Heist With Markiplier will never be on that list.
The real conspiracy theory
*1 in 25 Sociopathy.*
*1 in 50 green eyes.*
Mark: So there are more green-eyed people than sociopaths.
Me: N-no?? Your brain broke, Mark.
Yeah this is big brain time.
*jacksepticeye*
The stupidest part is the video was supposed to me about genetic mutations or something and sociopathy isn’t that. Sociopaths are made, psychopaths are born.
1 friendly ginger in 20000
Jess !! no
Mark: *trys to find conspiracy theory
Me: *trying to escape the conspiracy theories
“This seems like some weird cult thing”
Like that’s not what Unus Annus is lmao
@@twatsonn yeah and they're both wrong...
stolen comment
No it's not, it's just a channel mark made with his friend. Explain to me how bungee jumping from a tree is a cult and not two guys filming themselves having fun in their backyard.
@@EricSmith-iz5mu it's a cult when crazy fans spam random youtubers with "unnus annus" in the comments
It’s a joke that it’s a cult lol
2020 question for RUclips: Does RUclips have its shit together?
RUclips: *starts laughing manically*
'something bad will happen in 2020'
mans just predicted corona virus
dude predicted a lot of stuff bc much shit has happened in 2020 already lol
Hello im earth and this comment is edited
Also the government are actually hiding aliens.
@chanel • 69 years ago sorry dude, im just a planet, not a god
HelveticaDumplings what
I remember sitting at my desk at home, while also in school, hiding my RUclips browser tab showing this exact video.
1/50 green eyed vs 1/25 sociopath. "Ok so there are more green eyed people"
Was looking for a comment about this!
Maht
but do i have green eyes?
Un-noyesn’t not
My brother has green eyes and all my mom, dad, and I have blue eyes. Lol. Do not worry, we are genetically related, we tested it. Dunno how a brown haired green eyed child popped out of blonde haired blue eyed mom and black haired blue eyed dad. Mutations are weird.
"I'm gonna just to make this different... I'm gonna operate out of, say..."
*"C H I C A G O"*
When he said that, I felt loved
@@infamousdino5679 can't relate
@@lithuanian_lard5319 it's okay, you too will one day be consumed by the power of chicago
Nah, Glendale is better.
I got sad because he didnt pick NY...
"Get on your knees and wiggle" what a way to escape anything in life
Barbara torres is that how you escape life’s issues? Getting on your knees? 😂
*sad male noises*
@@ethansmith6135 If you don't think that would work for males too then you've got a lot to learn
Works for me
lenny face
7:34 "i see it" 🤣🤣 i wish there'd be more of this.
I would be totally fine with reaction vids from Marky boiii.
"They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin' frogs *GAY*"
Not just frogs human boys too
@@theefatkat don't forget the ladies dood
Oh yeah forgot bout dem
"Do you understand THAT?!"
“I’m gonna say it real slow for ya. GAAAAAAY FROOOOOOOOGS.”
I like how he's just wearing the nerdy mummies hoodie.
brad-k14 BHP yes
yeeees, it's so adorable
Copycat of my comment
>:(
(jk you probably didn’t see it)
@@xellusions Copycat of my comment
>:(
(jk you probably didn't see it)
Nerdy Mummies? Was that a Halloween merch line?
Mark: "Am I stupid?"
Me: "I've been asking myself that question for 22 years"
22 years? RUclips wans’t here in 1998
@@themanwhoisaman635 Not the point I was making.
Same
Any clues so far? I sure don't
how long have you known mark?... 22 years.. lol
16:20 : SOMETHING MAJOR IS HAPPENING IN 2020!
Me: (laughs, then sobs)
🥲
Did anyone realise he was wearing a nerdy nummies hoodie that’s so cute
I did as well, I was fangirling-
He's been on Rosano's show twice and she was in Mark's film.
A Heist With Markipliar? What path?
welcome to upside down world 😁
Yeah
*me on youtube*
my recommended: luigi says the n-word
me: “what in the heck”
@mikea hiooi That would kill corporate TV stuff. The only reason TV news gets any views is because You-tube killed off all the competition.
and yet we can barely get views on our channel 😭
@@eljamtime7099 ikr?
RUclips jnew you would could watch it
If that ain't the truth
Conspiracy: RUclips is actively hiding conspiracy videos.
They really are and removed a lot of things that are based off of it
That would be good actually.
@@D3AD3ND3D good
I actually quite enjoy conspiracy content. Why does RUclips get to decide what content that we are allowed to watch?
@@itsnichole_xoxo Because it promotes disinformation and can lead to a rabbit hole of unsafe and harmful conspiracy theories like Anti-Vax, etc. I don't think the conspiracy videos they are removing fall into the Shane Dawson innocent theories about stuff, its more really out there things like Illuminati etc.
Narrator in “13 Mythical Sea Creatures”: “They have a cloud-like grey torso and snake-like limbs”
Me: Since when did snakes have limbs?
Well they used to have legs a long long time ago (like when dinosaurs were alive) but they lost them..but maybe it’s just saying the limbs are shaped like snakes 🤷
@@themoonchild7302 ohhhhh, i was just making a joke, but thanks for the info
Sociopath: 1 in 25
Green eyes: 1 in 50
11:17 Mark: "So there are more green-eyed people than sociopaths."
I can see why you were * almost * an engineer...
Engineers are doing their best when they assume an unlikely failure is certain. Because the less likely problems are the ones that pop up so fuckin much. I hated and loved that job.
Edit: fucking typos.
Yes this bothered me lol
Bruh me too
Meanwhile I'm green eyed left handed and a twin. Lol
How the hell is this funyny
Mark is so anti-conspiracy videos to hide the fact that he’s a lizard person
Yes we can see through his aimless scheming
_hmmmmm_
But in the year of 2020 a virus wll be released
Leafys cousin
@@awayoflife8080 Thanks for the information, only ~9 months late
Mark: Trying to find conspiracy videos.
Also Mark: Becomes conspiracy video.
Wait... IS MARK A VIDEO NOW?!
@Humanely Here Isn't Mark himself being a video the core concept behind like 3 of his Expanded Universe personas?
11:30 psychopaths arent neccesarily murderers or anything
Mark:
"Where do new viewers get sent NOW?"
RUclips:
*constantly suggesting late night talk shows*
Mark: "Huh."
Looking for the joke rn
@@jeremiahsmith4235 what
Time to bring back the conspiracy theories.
old algorithm: hmm, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A F**KING LIE!
new algorithm: hmm, i smell meme, good meme
My RUclips is starting to recommend me some weird and random shit all of a sudden
I think they changed the algorithm again, or it can't cope with the fact that I'm treating my ADHD and I want to enjoy all of the different types of content I like at one time, instead of hyperfocusing on one topic.
Azzyland: **exists**
Mark: *"gEt oUtTa hErE"*
Pigster Azzyland is trash tho
@@fruv19 She's cute af tho, found her on Facebook and am low key addicted to her voice
@@fallenafterling4128 Yeah but her videos are cringe af.
Same
Same, I tried to get into her vids, but I got SO bored
“Something big is coming in 2020”
If only he knew
I love how he is wearing a nerdy nummies sweatshirt
Ikr 😂
He wore it in yesterday's 3 Scary Games too😄
Haha yeah I love it
UWU
Why is that something to 'love'?
"This seems like some kinda weird cult thing" - Unnus Annie Cult Leader
Edit: I was gonna fix the typo but this comment thread's hilarious lmao
Oh man I sure do love watching Unnus Annie
I love watching Unnus Annie late at night
Its a hard knock paint,,,,,ball gun.
I love Unnus Annie
Lol
after seven years i still thoroughly enjoy the way mark says "room"
*R U H M*
Yes r u h m
It’s that obscure mid Ohio accent
turturiel
Rum.
Ruum
"something major is happening in 2020"
global pandemic: allow me to introduce myself
Mark: Oh wow, they’ve really improved their algorithm.
RUclips: Autoplays “Tonight, Tonight” from “Stacy’s Mom”, then immediately pivots back to “Stacy’s Mom”
YES, I hate that
yeah, had a podcast whos autoplay looped he same 2 podcasts
“I don’t know how you found me”
I searched fnaf
Same lol
you sure you aren't on rule34, furaffinity or e621..? xD
Same broo
Oh yeah me too, when fnaf 3 came out I found this incredible youtuber
I discovered him in 2014 shortly after FNAF 1 came out. That game absolutely terrified me because I was 11 lmao.
I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING
FROGS GAY
Atrazine!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
UH UHH UH CRAP!
HEY IT'S NOT FUNNY!
What chemicals? And what water?
Tali Leonard bruh
The clash royale meet the firecracker video in the corner at 5:11 that’s funny firecracker is so normal now but it was just introduced then that’s crazy
“Let’s see what those FREAKS from Washington DC get from RUclips.”
Me with cousins from Washington DC:
“I mean.... *you’re not wrong* “
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me, living in & around DC since birth: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
Out of context Mark 2020: "Get on your knees and wiggle."
Lol
Lmaoo
Wiggle wiggle wiggle. Just a ittle bittle 😂
Out of context Mark 2020: "WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO TURN US GAY?"
“Let’s see what those FREAKS over in Washington DC get from RUclips.”
Me: Hey! That’s- okay yeah that’s fair actually
I thought the same thing 😂😂😂
yep, very accurate
My first thought when u said 'hey' was Loki saying hey to Thor in Ragnarok after he says he dresses like a witch lol
same
@@myaga it's Jesus Christ.
RUclips has a hydrogen bomb test and a freaking alien conspiracy video in the same recommended section
i'm starting to question marks sanity
Mark: *calls self idiot*
Also Mark three minutes later: *giving in-depth opinions on youtube*
I got you 69 likes...
The truly wise know they know nothing
@@sandraj45617 Anyway
“Hopefully they don’t take me to a video that leads me to death”
Me: what about an Unus Annus video?
"I'm pretty sure some black magic goes on in there,"
*_It's Celine, I can feel it._*
*gasp* yes
No, its something far darker... far more malicious, it's... W A T E R
Smells of lilacs and gooseberries in here
Concerned town folk: Help witcher! Someone barged into my hut and cast me out with magic!
Geralt: I fight monsters not mages
Concerned town folk: it could be a monster in human form. I'm no expert, that's why I need you to check it out!
Geralt: (not buying it but humoring the man) alright, tell me more about this possible monster.
Concerned town folk: she barged in and acted as if she ran the place, told me if I was not not going to be of assistance that I will leave. Next thing I noticed I was outside.
Geralt: notice anything else? Horns, claws, a tail maybe?
Concerned town folk: well.... No... But, I need her out!
Geralt: I slay monsters, the sorceress is your problem
Concerned town folk: hold up! I can pay!
Geralt: listen, if I were going to do this I need details. Some idea of what I'm about to walk into. Going in blind could get me killed. If you wanted my help you would need to give me some details *Geralt about to ride off*
Concerned town folk: the spell must require lilac, and maybe goose berries maybe? I smelled it right before she cast me out!
Geralt: *turns on a dime* which house?
Concerned town folk: that one over there
Geralt: I'm going to need water and lots of it. Once I go in do not try to enter no matter what you hear. Oh, and have my coin when I get out.
Concerned town folk: oh thank you! How long will it take? A few hours?
Geralt: it's hard to say, come back tomorrow morning and I will give you an update
@@327CBG You absolute Legend
“That’s my conspiracy theory…”
Dramatic music and zoom in
“ThE gOverNment WAs tAkEn OveR by pIrAteS”