Someone Wrote a Book About Me... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2020
- Title says it all! Ethan bought me this book as a gift and what a surprise it was to find a biography of my entire life and RUclips career in book form! Let's take a look at it, shall we?
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This book just screams middle shelf at the scholastic book fair
I am your 69th official like at this moment
@@jackcooper7247 Jokes on you, I’m the 70th
@@lemonnitrate3050 oof, I might unlike this comment to get back to 69
you're unbelievably correct
You've reawakened feelings I've long since forgotten.
quick facts about markiplier:
he is over 1 year old
he is made from at least 2 atoms
he has counted to at least one
he has taken at least one step
I- you know what i can't complain with that lol
Wrong, he took at most 100,000 steps
You forgot some facts:
He breaths
He is alive
He is human
He eats food, that is edible for humans
He sleeps occasionally
@@caringancoystopitum4224 Markiplier is not human
@@wdecently7150 Correction:
He probably breaths
He appears to be human
He looks alive
Better? xD
5:16
“I don’t think I could get my entire fan base to do something.”
*Meanwhile later on his fan base gets his podcast to the top of the chart for an only fans from mark*
In that case though we got a reward, and HOOH BOY a reward it was
7:24 I just love the fact that he writes down every single detail of when and where mark was born, down to the specific hospital
And then follows it with "he was a BIG BABY"
This is the type of book that would be in the school library
Yep
That's literally in my school
That’s the first I thought
Or book fair
It's in the same vein as Guinness World Records
When he said “people were shocked that I looked Asian, people are still shocked to this day that I look Asian. Don’t know why that is. Maybe it’s cause I am?” I LOST it, the level of passive aggressiveness in this video is perfect
I thought he was American
@@Ruskah0307 I believe he is half American and Korean.
garybardy german and korean
.....Y'all, American isn't an ethnicity lol. It's a nationality xD He's German/Korean.
@@Wysperr True haha
im watching this two years later
and im in the moment he is saying he doesnt have much influence on us
but two years from now
you need to see what people are willing to do for your onlyfans....
facts
true
yea dude he crashed the goddamn website
Markiplier Onlyfans was a moment.
they went nuts on it lmao
I love how Mark (who’s genuinely humble, I know) is always like, “I don’t think I could get people to do anything,” except when he actually wants something, then he ruthlessly calls us to arms.
"i am not influential", he says as he continues to run a cult about imminent death
B
Seamus Rory Orion b
Bruh B
E
B
"he was diagnosed with mild adhd"
mark: wrong, its not mild
that was funny for some reason to me
hiuhhjhuuh
it was the stuttering through reading the sentence for me. peak adhd moment
honesty
Maybe cuz it's true and relatable lmao
i love gay snakes
2:43 As an Argentinian kid I grew up mostly with Germán (HolaSoyGerman/Juegagerman) and Rubius so its wholesome that my favorite youtuber as a teenager mentions them, tho its from some years ago I'd love to see them together in a colab or smt 💕
Rewatching old videos at random and this just made me laugh.
Then: "I don't think I could tell anyone in my fanbase to specifically do anything"
Now: "get my podcasts to the top charts and buy tickets to my mom's documentary!" Done! Wow.. that was fast". "Everyone send me your Universal Time right now! I have no reason!" Done!
Just a few of things he has told his fans to do recently and they immediately obeyed with zero questions. Like it or not, he wields a lot of power. Cult like power. 😂
Mark: "I'm not influential"
Also Mark: _creates what is basically a cult_
Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus Unus annus
Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS
Unus annus UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!
𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘕𝘜𝘚
𝗠𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶
UNNUS ANNUS! Memento Mori
Markiplier: "My fans will type E just to spite me"
His fans: "Well, now I'm not doing it"
FACTS 😂😂
Exactly now we’re using every other letter
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
E
Meanwhile E
and he is now using this thumbnail in every video truly a legendary moment
I couldn't be in Mark's shoes here if someone wrote a book about me. I'd either get angry about wrong information or creeped out by correct information.
“People look surprised that I’m Asian. Maybe it’s because I am.”
I can’t 😂😂
TheReal NapoleonDynamite thought he was koririan
TMD wizard are you dumb?
@@Coltbayless0607 But... Koreans... okay.
Apple Slices LMFAO
i thought he was american
"If I tell you to type the letter B-"
*Goes to type E*
"Continues to listen"
HE'S A PSYCHIC
E
That was the same thing I thought 😂
big brain time
EE
EE
EE
EEEEEE
EE EE
EE EE
EEEEEEE
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BB
BB
BB
BBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBB
BB
BB
BB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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B
🅾️
5:17 Rewatching this in the era after Mark rallied his entire fan base to skyrocket his podcast ratings in exchange for tasteful pics is hilarious. I’d say that’s another point in the correct column.
10:27 i’m so glad mark said this and i feel like i sound ridiculous when i make jokes about this but currently in 2023 it’s been 4 years since my father died and tbh i got over it in like 3 months(/j) and i have people like say that they’re sorry and that it must be so hard for me and in my head i want to say SO bad “dude that was 4 years ago i’m over it” and like i’m not mad that people have empathy but it’s clear you don’t understand i’m not STILL grieving like i’m not still standing over his dead body just calm down a little
so.. you're mad people care for you? 😭my dad died 6 years ago and yet i still appreciate any kind words my way, yknow why? its alot better than them trashing my dad or making jokes about it
Unus Annus fans will remember:
MARKIPLIER AND A FRIEND
And then we had Wikipedia
"Ethan Nestor (Crankgameplays) and a friend"
the best fucking A FRIEND this world has ever fucking seen
markiplier *AND A FRIEND*
i dont know who this markiplier fellow is but did you hear about that channel, Unus Annus, that was run by Crankgameplays and a friend?
@@turtlcado don't forget amy! idk who that long haired guy was tho
I love when lixian’s little drawing comes up in the corner or something or whenever mark lets him do what he wants, it always makes me giggle and it just adds something nice to an already great edited and recorded video
ok
Yes
That's true! I love lixian's animations
That ending though XD
okay but the "like button" bit where the like button even glowed at 17:09 was SO cool and then Lixian's editing bit right after omg.. lets just say, I definitely liked this video
I just now realized that this is where one of the faces he uses in his thumbnails came from.
Mark is a master of face work... or something
Soon, this will be the one of the few proofs that Unus Annus every existed.
And the entire subreddit
Pretty much
Yep
it ded now
@@Sip_Dhit this didn’t age well.
Mark: “writing books about me is illegal”
Everyone on Wattpad: O_o
Fanfiction is it's own beast
Oh s h i t
As long as you don’t sell it, like how you don’t sell fanfiction on wattpad, it’s legal
Funny that that’s considered writing a book.
I thought about that too 😂😂
Bruh its so crazy to see this man go from amnesia to now its been so many years
Well markiplier must be very close with this friend if they're living together now all these years later
10 bucks says Ethan wrote this as a joke and tricked Mark into advertising it
Lol
Mom
Honestly the name of the author really kinda makes sense for why you would say that
Ethan is most likely to dumb to do so
@@angryrainbow6863 keep your thoughts to yourself
mark "if i said to type "b" they would type "e" just to spite me"
me: B... just to spite you for thinking i'd spite you.
noice
And down the endless paradox we go...
ill do u one better.....be
Half the comments would type E. The other half would type B to blow.
@@phobia7786 bee...
I'm SO glad he did become a youtuber. My life is so much better for it. August this year will be my 10th anniversary of watching him, I'm forever grateful for him 🥰
Oh no 13:12 got me really crying 😭
5:17
Watching this in 2022 when he asked all of us to listen to Distractible and GMFST along with buying tickets to his mom's documentary makes this hilarious because we got the podcasts to #1 on Spotify and #6 on Apple.
And all for charity…totally for charity
"I'm not thriving"
- The Man-Who-Owns-Five-Ovens
He may even get a sixth...
@@menmonstersmachines hol up
What is the difference between the food and human oven
@@menmonstersmachines food? It's pronounced as toast..
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 The human oven has to be imported directly from Germany, we all know they have had the best tech for that since the 1940s
Long ago, two races ruled over earth: TEENAGERS and GAMERS.
You mean SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIMES XD i luv mark
One day they all disappeared without a trace.
Everything changed when the Karen Nation attacked
@@BrawnyStream and they forged an alliance with the Snowflake Nation and SJW Nation and made the Feminist Alliance.
(With lots of infighting of course)
@@geradosolusyon511 snowflake? wats that? is it like a new slang the kids are saying nowadays....
I've been writing A Heist with Markiplier into a book since it came out. I wanted to write it as a personal project bc I've always wanted to write a Choose Your Own Adventure style book + I thought this would be good practice. I would never publish or sell it in any form claiming it was my own since it's not my original story, lol. It's just for me, the farthest I would go is post it for free on a website like AO3 or Wattpad if anyone was actually interested in reading it but it might just be me
I love how it says "Markiplier has recently started branching out into comedy", like he's only just now starting to be funny
Ah, yes, the two genders: teenager and gamer.
Don’t forget transgamer
What about the non-binary teenage gamers?
Teensgamer
Kara Nelson I am dat
It's taken along time and a lot of courage but im ready to come out...
I now identify as a gamer
You can tell that it's an inaccurate tale of his life because it fails to mention that when Mark was a child, he was too poor to afford a life.
As a child he couldn't afford oxygen. Or even the lungs to breathe.
He would sit in the corner, look at you and smile.
As he mentions. Constantly. Like every other Unus Annus video XD
@@whereami2906 he couldn't even afford but 2 brain cells.
(Sorry Mark you darn beautiful thing)
Yas whet uhmblesde gosd harn it cika balyt guud bee baaaaa
Mark: Just slaps his own face on the book
I watched this when it came out. still so great.
that book looks like something from a Scholastic Book Fair.
Your profile picture quaked the earth and shattered the pixels around it. It's too powerful
😭😭😭 please
Your pfp is amazing just wanted to tell u
Probably is
“People are still shocked that I look Asian” Lord if that ain’t a whole ass mood
I must have watched 3 or 4 of his videos before i realized he was Asian... It's most noticeable in the eyes.... And on the videos my son had me watch... He was concentrating on something other than the camera..... Not that it matters.... He could be a sentient gingerbread man for all I care ... He's freaking adorable!!!
09:03 Him saying that legit made me pause and go "Wow... It's already been 10 years omg"
This has been on my 'Watch Later' list since it was put out. It's funny to see how it's aged. I also wonder if it mentions Cyndago.
Mark, I’d never type ‘E’ if you asked me to type ‘B’.
I would type ‘F” instead.
F
F in the chat
F
F
F
Mark: Im not influential among my audience...
A Heist With Markiplier: *cough* *cough* 10mil+ views in less than a week because you said please?
B
lol right I love all these comments about him saying he is not influential but he is...
Markiplier and a friend has historian vibes
5:17: i mean you did get them to all buy a rock
The Markiplier paradox:
Comment the letter E: defy Mark's wishes to comment the letter B
Comment the letter B: Go against Mark's theory that you will comment the letter E to spite him.
Just do 2.its b in numbers
unoriginal, but it spites him and spites him for thinking i would spite him at the same time
B B B B B B
B
B B B B B B
B
B B B B B B
You know you didn’t have to say that
To B or not to B
c
He must've recorded this at the same time as the R.L. Stine quiz, because he's still got that damn piece of lint in his hair.
No think that might be a gray/white hair. Have noticed a couple of those in a few of his videos that have caught my eye.
YOU NOTICED
omg he does
Imagine having such great attention to detail
I've been wanting to pick it out of his hair the WHOLE video!!! XD
Mark: "I'm not influental"
Also Mark: gathered about 10 million subscribers in 3 years
i'm more shocked that he barely wears glasses anymore
“don’t know why people are surprised i look asian. maybe because i am” i died
Honestly, I was actually surprised he was in fact asian, I can see it now that I know, but I didn't see it. But I am, not good at that lol.
*Book:* "... diagnosed with Mild Attention-Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder."
*Mark:* "It's not mild."
I feel you there, Mark. I feel that on a spiritual level.
fellow ADHD haver, how do you do?
Actually its hyperactive not hyperactivity
O hello other fellow adhd haver
OH BIG *BIG* MOOD
Behold, I have found my peoples.
*something shiny*
Dammit where'd they go?!
This is the kind of book that would be sold at a school book fair
I started looking up Philip Wolny books; apparently, this "author" has over 90 titles to his name over the course of, like, ten years or so.
My theory is that "Philip Wolny" is a type of corporate pen name, and there's just a whole stable of authors that write short, cheap books under this name.
I"m going to laugh when the author copyright strikes this video for using his work AND RUclips UPHOLDS IT.
The sad thing is this author is probably scummy enough to do it with the way he completely botched up that book... Mark switch I can't get a hold of this guy so they can make a more accurate version of the book and if he doesn't cooperate have the book taken off. This sort Of book does nothing but spread misinformation and would do more harm than good
I might cry, and rant angrily about it on reddit, then feel sad about it again... 😭
I’m genuinely curious about how they feel about this video. I think it’s either the worst thing of his life or it’s the biggest achievement. Maybe Mark and Ethan can hunt him down in a UA video?
Unfortunately it’s bound to happen. RUclips’s not the same anymore...
Robert Morgan op 😩 has to the right to make the most epic best of ever win in life for us in a game and play it with you bruh was 🧺 you love 💕 it is so fun I play for years but hey 👋 has not ever changed a thing and you have the most expensive and I would be onest is not the same but it’s not so good 😊 has been 🦵
People were shocked that I looked Asian. People are still shocked that I look Asian. Maybe it’s because I AM
-Mark
This single made me laugh for a solid few minutes
Iconic quote.
That one got me too.
the fact that mark has 3 hands in the thumbnail 💀
Loving Ethan’s support
Mark: someone made this book without my permission
also Mark: "has three arms in thunbnail"
First person to give me the song at the ending gets the MVP💫 reward for the whole month
B
Didnt notice that. Huh
Historical figures: First time?
Why is this so funny to me 😂😂😂
Underrated comment
This sounds like a bad research paper I would've written in high school
"Markiplier and a friend"..... the audacity😭😂
I LOVE HIS EDITOR
Lixian is lovable
LIXIAN IS AMAZING!
DA WORLDO
LIXIAN IS DA BEST
Lixian is a legend 👏👏
Firstly:”B”. Secondly:”E”.
Ты и правда думаешь что это так?
Suman Sharma Firstly:E
Secondly: B
😂😂😂
You copied me!
Thirdly:"F".
I've never once seen or heard of those other guys but then again I haven't been on RUclips besides for music in like 10 years so I came back to who I knew (Mark) lol
scholastic book fair energy
"Tyler acts as Mark's Manager"
smashcut to Tyler screaming "THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!"
Oh my Lord the egg video
Mark: *is Asian*
People: hOlY sHiT hE's A s i a n
Honestly the spaces make this funny
in fact, his mother is Asian not his father. we can not say , Mark is asian
@@____-zv7gy half Asian
yep he's korean
half korean
"Don't stuff emotions down my throat" -Markiplier
Mark: "I am the King Of Kings!"
Triple H: "Hold my sledgehammer."
He's questioning how influential he is to his fanbase, and yet he is forgetting that he got people to buy A ROCK
Ellie Jo i haven’t watched mark in quite a bit. may i have context?
@@thephhoenixx about 3 years ago for April Fools Day Mark sold a rock
Lol, I've forgotten about that
hey it had his LoGo oN iT so technically it was a markiplier rock
He had merchandise for a box with eyes
talking about amy: “markiplier and…..a friend”
historians: and they were roommates
Imagine watching a 1 year old video lol!....wait
@@augtio5969 i was in a depression phase yesterday so i decided to binge watch markiplier for my own sanity and saw an opportunity
@@Julia-cp9nt I was just joking and same. I like going back on Markiplier vids. I just got done watching his FNaF series
@@augtio5969 lol i figured. that and unus annus clips
@@Julia-cp9nt I miss unus annus 🥺
He says the pink and red hair were results of swimming in the pool, but I’m fairly certain the only time his hair colour changed due to swimming was his blue hair, and then it went purple. Or am I mistaken?
"i dont think I can tell any single one of my fan base to do literally anything. I don't know how much influence I have" rewatching in 2023, where in order for mark to create an only fans we (his fans) had to boost distractable and go my favorite sports team to number one in their categories on spotify and we did it...
this is the first time i see a straight person's partner being called a friend
Clearly, since Mark and Ethan are secretly together. Trust me, I’ve seen dozens of accounts of this on wattpad. I know what’s really going in
The author’s a shipper, confirmed!
It was so funny
This comment is severely underrated
“Oh my god, they were r o o o o m a t e s”
Philip Wolny: “I wrote a book about you!”
Mark: “I don’t think I even asked.”
Haha
Ok
E
B
E
1:54 there it is, the face that would be seen in countless thumbnails to come...
"I was a big baby..."
Me: You still are
"Why don't you just watch my videos, I talk about my life all the time."
Me:
*flashbacks to all the Markiplier Makes videos*
"We WeRe PoOr"
i immediately thought of ass and furnaces
ツd e n i s e ハ When I was a kid, we were too poor to afford air-
Cant wait til he's in a movie without his permission
Can't wait till he's markiplier without his permission
Smosh movie
Especially considering he's mentioned a few times that he does not want to be in a movie
As of today he has 19 billion views which means he's gotten 7 billion in the past 2 years holy crap
He forgot the phrase,"Want to run that by me again?"
This was probably written as a book kids could choose to write essays on. Try to get kids interested in reading.
Write a book about Phillip without his permission
ⒾⓈⒶⒷⒺⓁⓁⒶ ꀎꅐꀎ Thats called a biography and if the person is a celebrity it’s legal to write a biography about them without their permission. Well at least in my country
Edit : It’s called an unauthorized biography so it’s not the most correct biography especially if it doesn’t have permission that means they might miss out on some things.
@@PhoneTheo the prblem is the book is trademarked
Uh...
@@theifguyb4125 Yeah...
Mark: “In the hospital, Mark has a tube up his nose...”
Closed Captioning: “In the hospital Mark has a tuba business”
that genuinely made me laugh-
Good on him for taking on new ventures :)
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@@TheJasonGuy The hell
@@TheJasonGuy Words of wisdom 🅱
Three years later and now Mark has over 35 million followers
B.
Make him pay fools.
The long awaited sequel to "someone put me in a dating game... Without my permission"
this is a great sequel!!
That’s what I actually thought this is was 😂😂
mark "if i said to type "b" they would type "e" just to spite me"
me: f... just to double spite you
Aye!!!!
But I would have done B, E, F, and I😂
You should just have commented "B" Just so that he's wrong about the behavior of his audience. Ya know... to tripel spite him.
@@chintex_ you right!
@@chintex_ Or comment B in the shape of an e in the shape of an f to QUADRUPLE spite him. And to also probably make him laugh.
@@dorothyburgess1011 or make those into an h to quintuple spite him because h is the best letter :D
i like how he grew an extra hand for the thumbnail
i want a book by markiplier autobiographie or not i want it
"If I asked you to comment the letter B you'd write an E for a dead meme."
*PRESS B TO BLOW*
E and B
F
B
H
Z
When mark asks for B and thinks we will write E
Me an intellectual: This is so sad press F
B,I am smart also F
F
This is so sad press EPIC BENIS MOMENT
F
F
No, this video is not 3y old, I refuse to accept it
b/e never thought i would do that ay mark
This reads more like a high schooler’s PowerPoint presentation of Markiplier than a biography that was published for money. At least the high schooler would have an excuse for not interviewing Mark directly
I bet it probably was, and maybe they just decided to turn it into a book to try and make some money. Either that, or they're someone who just never learned proper grammar, and didn't do proper research on Mark. It's like they just watched his "Draw my life" video and wrote a book about it months later based solely on what they remembered of the video lol.
Book: Tyler is Markipliers manager
Markiplier: dies of laughter 😂
Tyler: Am I a Joke to you
Which Tyler?
I wanted a shot of Tyler sitting at a computer watching this vid with sad music and rain sounds playing.
seeing as i saw ninja on the back of that you may need to demand more that this be taken down
well I guess I'm going to have to move my kill list to a digital format now as I am not writing on another piece of paper considering I would have to get out my 101th piece of paper
and the fucker that wrote this book is going right in place number fucking one and it's been a while since I put somebody there