I mean they probably didn't have much of a problem finding someone else to push the thing into the thing, but yeah that person probably won't be taking on all the aliens and the US military with a crowbar.
@@Nombrenooriginal we actually dunno what happened to him, the last time he appears is when you hop on the train to get off city17, but then the whole fucking city explodes while he was there so (i refuse to accept that hes dead)
@@Nombrenooriginal [hl2 episode 1 spoilers ahead, i guess] im pretty sure his train got away before gordon's train at the end of ep1, so he's probably still out there, searching for the long abandoned bud light factory to finally give gordon that beer
@@DuskyDawn well it would've been delayed for probably a few more minutes, giving them time to sort out the issues the facility had been having, plus maybe making them realise they shouldn't run the experiment past 100%
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
you guys dont understand, if he was murdered, then they would have to shut down the equipment that day because the person (gordon) supposed to put the crystal in died, meaning that the next time it was used, it wouldn't be past the safety buffer.
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 I think it’s Lung with 3 ribs Front half of cranium with one eyeball and no skin covered in blood Heart A spine or something And femur The skull also had a Easter egg where it has a small chance to come flying at you when you gib someone
Last Half-Life game is Barney POV and ends with a G-Man speech "My employers are unsatisfied with your performance, not to mention countless others. Their conclusion is to erase the past few years and and have a fresh slate of sorts. No matter how much I disagree I am obliged to do their bidding. I will send you to the day all of this started with a slight change, I think you know what to do". You get sent to the start of Blue Shift with a handgun and the screen fades out just before Gordon comes into view.
Years of built-up anger and resentment toward the scientists and their smug attitude, culminated into a moment of blind rage for security officer Barney Calhoun that would forever change the course of Human history. In his fit of rage over a malfunctioning door, he unknowingly murdered the man who was to single-handedly bring about the end of humanity as we know it. Unfortunately for Barney, nobody could have foreseen the impending disaster about to unfold in the anomalous materials lab that morning. Barney Calhoun was subsequently apprehended by his fellow security personnel and is currently being held in an un-disclosed facility for the criminally insane.
@@SpiffoGaming i agree, since by that time they may have had a bit more time to sort out the technical issues the facility had been experiencing, and they might have decided not to run it over 100%
* insert epic voice + music here * After the security guard barney calhoun has killed the mit expert gorden freeman black mesa needed someone else to push the funny rock into the anti mass spectrometer. The expirement failed and aliens raided earth from that point no one was able to fight against them and the whole humanity was enslaved
"What? You mean, he's dead? The man himself, Gordon Freeman, DEAD?!?! I thought he was invincible! Now the plot can't continue and we'll be stuck in a loop because of YOU Barney! You're fired!" -The administrator
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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-gman
I mean they probably didn't have much of a problem finding someone else to push the thing into the thing, but yeah that person probably won't be taking on all the aliens and the US military with a crowbar.
@@hih2023 The Resonance Cascade probably didn't even happen in the first place.
The wrong man in the right place can make all the difference in the world.
the right place in the wrong man cannot make all the difference in the world
-me nigga
*all the dif-f-ference
🤣😉
Guess he doesn’t owe him that beer
Not anymore at least-
Hey catch me later I'll buy you a beer
No, he owed him his *life.*
Liar.. so sad😭
Did within minutes what Mitchell couldn’t do in a whole game. Barney is truly the most powerful security guard.
He literally survived a whole alien invasion, escaped succesfully an underground laboratory and survived a second alien invasion
@@Nombrenooriginal we actually dunno what happened to him, the last time he appears is when you hop on the train to get off city17, but then the whole fucking city explodes while he was there so (i refuse to accept that hes dead)
@@FalkyRocket2222 yea, we don't know what happened to him, i hope he is alive he needs to deliver gordon beer
@@Nombrenooriginal [hl2 episode 1 spoilers ahead, i guess]
im pretty sure his train got away before gordon's train at the end of ep1, so he's probably still out there, searching for the long abandoned bud light factory to finally give gordon that beer
@@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion yeah hes 100% alive, you literally watch them leave the station before you and alyx go and find another train
Surprised he even had ai that would react to damage.
Though unlike the scientist ai, he seemed to just calmly move forward.
Hes just a scientist reskin after all so i dont really wonder
I think it's just a monster_generic, that's why when he was shot he began cycling thru animations.
gordon's scientist model had no death animation so it's using walking anim instead
same thing could be said for Blue Shift's Otis model
That's my Freeman!
@@kenjamago3977 the name of the entity is "otis_bigbooty" which was a joke name.
Barney truly is the best HL1 protagonist
He stopped the resonance cascade
Just because I wanna be pedantic they probably would've just gotten someone else to do the experiment
@@DuskyDawn well it would've been delayed for probably a few more minutes, giving them time to sort out the issues the facility had been having, plus maybe making them realise they shouldn't run the experiment past 100%
@@subg9165 Or maybe the resonance cascade happens anyway.
And thus is born a new mod idea, Half-Life: Slightly Different.
@@subg9165 they wouldnt, gman would resolve that easily
@@subg9165 Those readings were well within acceptable parameters...
20 years later.
Barney: What the hell?
Combine Elite: About that beer I owed ya... It's me, Barney, Shephard from Black Mesa!
The grease begins
Imagine a paradox that keeps going like this...
Shepard: ?
Combine assassin: About that beer i owed ya... Shepard it's me Gina from Black Mesa
time traveler: *moves chair*
the timeline:
Who the hell is Gina?
@@PATATAGAME1 dead, reduced to atoms
*Sorry bout that, Calhoun. We've-
*Split second audio of double-barrel firing shotgun*
_I forgive you.. But my tommy gun won't!_
Calhoun: Trust me i dont give a sh*t
MISSION FAILED
*One of the security guard was spooked*
@@chefdog6033 *don’t
Huh.. so Barney actually hunted down the Freeman.
Roll credits!
@@medicindisquise4271 "I am the Half-Life: Blue Shift!"
Barney caused a paradox as opposing force would say
he didn't cause any paradoxes, he just made Gina the protagonist of Half Life and Barney probably wouldn't be there for HL2
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Nah they just get Barney arrested and hire someone to replace gordon
you guys dont understand, if he was murdered, then they would have to shut down the equipment that day because the person (gordon) supposed to put the crystal in died, meaning that the next time it was used, it wouldn't be past the safety buffer.
Even G-man can't revive him when he's just a bloody skull and a few pieces of gore :P
Half-Life: Revenge of Goredon Freeman
Torilla tavataan
Half Life 2: Gordon becomes a servo-skull
About the gibs, here's what I remember from seeing them in the old times before hl2 existed:
Skull
Heart
Small meat parts
Bone
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 Sounds about right.
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 I think it’s
Lung with 3 ribs
Front half of cranium with one eyeball and no skin covered in blood
Heart
A spine or something
And femur
The skull also had a Easter egg where it has a small chance to come flying at you when you gib someone
Last Half-Life game is Barney POV and ends with a G-Man speech "My employers are unsatisfied with your performance, not to mention countless others. Their conclusion is to erase the past few years and and have a fresh slate of sorts. No matter how much I disagree I am obliged to do their bidding. I will send you to the day all of this started with a slight change, I think you know what to do". You get sent to the start of Blue Shift with a handgun and the screen fades out just before Gordon comes into view.
Half-Life: Barney
Years of built-up anger and resentment toward the scientists and their smug attitude, culminated into a moment of blind rage for security officer Barney Calhoun that would forever change the course of Human history. In his fit of rage over a malfunctioning door, he unknowingly murdered the man who was to single-handedly bring about the end of humanity as we know it. Unfortunately for Barney, nobody could have foreseen the impending disaster about to unfold in the anomalous materials lab that morning. Barney Calhoun was subsequently apprehended by his fellow security personnel and is currently being held in an un-disclosed facility for the criminally insane.
Technically because he put the crystal in the experiment would never happen
@@Tismdylan I think nothing will change, because other scientists will just take hazard suit and will do the same.
@@matejmurin914 but its delay by a few minutes meaning rng doesn't screw earth
@@SpiffoGaming i agree, since by that time they may have had a bit more time to sort out the technical issues the facility had been experiencing, and they might have decided not to run it over 100%
@@matejmurin914 actually now that o think about it is it possible to find it again after passing out
Barney had enough of freeman yelling "sucker" Everytime he goes to work
Barney is the only person who understands Freeman’s silent language
fun fact: he just saved the world from the combine invasion
i mean if it wasn't gordon it would've been anyone else 🤷🏻♀️
@gundobad And no one can't replace Gordon since no one it's free!
I was hoping to hear a clip of Gordon screaming "SUCKEEEER!!" from Freeman's mind
SUBJECT:
B.Calhoun
STATUS:
EVALUATION TERMINATED
POSTMOREM:
The subject attempted to create paradox.
Ah yes, the words from the *[[BIG SHOT]]* guy
@@NikoPeludo He truly *[[BIG SHOTTED]]* this time
Gordon a highly trained professional, my ass
@elyas junior wrong, he’s totally capable of jumping out of the tram then strangling Barney with his own spinal cord
@@revine9243 what the fuck did you talking about
@@yuliaza846 Gordon could’ve killed Barney but he just didn’t want to do that he could save the world!
@@revine9243 i would kill barney
Calhoun: *kills Gordon* Security Guard: "Okay. I think i got it"
Background: Barney was broke and couldn't buy Gordon a beer, so he kills Gordon rather than tell the truth
Now Eli lost his chance of having grandkids.
And to think all he needed was his passport
Barney is a hero, he prevented the resonance cascade by killing Gordon.
(Moves the cart of the Xen Crystal)
The timeline:
I Didn't Even Knew That The First Guard Was Barney Lol
Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow
You’re old and wrong.
@@BlennzFire Napkin story
@@lsd8478 Napkin story
@@BlennzFire Did you slap me in the dirty bag?
@@lsd8478 Freeman foam
that cut tho
"Guess I don't owe you that beer anymore..."
_Barney:_ *"Now about that Bullet I owed ya... or was it a beer??"*
"Hello Gordon!"
****SPLAT****
"Goodbye Gordon"
Alternative title: Half-Life but Barney is too broke to buy Gordon a beer.
About that beer I own ya
And that’s how Barney saved humanity from an alien invasion
1:03 love that ending
Barney, what have you done? You changed the future!! You've created a time paradox!
"Sorry about that Calhoun, we- *dies by double/single shotgun blast*"
It looked like he shatted out blood in his ass, Tord
@@NikoPeludo true LOL
Damn freeman is dead, there's no more half life 3 :(
And half life 2 is non canon :(
@@KuroParasite sad :(
@@KuroParasite now the game is named life
@@zipyyy5626 no-life actually
*hes done this before he be fine*
The next video should be 'Half life 1 but Gordan Kills Barney'
Now he doesn't owe a beer for him
When he refuse to drink the beer he owes for him
He clearly likes it
An absolute masterpeice.
“I swear, he was gonna start a renosance cascade! I saw it in my dreams!”
i like how the game didnt outright quit itself, clearly a sign that gordon isnt critical to gman's plans and that barney is the true protagonist here
No resonance cascade?
No problems.
What about Gman
* insert epic voice + music here *
After the security guard barney calhoun has killed the mit expert gorden freeman black mesa needed someone else to push the funny rock into the anti mass spectrometer. The expirement failed and aliens raided earth from that point no one was able to fight against them and the whole humanity was enslaved
Imma tell my future kids this is how the assassination of John F. Kennedy almost looked like
Guess Gordon really shouldn't have called him a sucker.
Anger management, security guard style
GMan: “well this complicates things”
Barney: Kills Gordon.
Gman: Well shit.
Congratulations you just prevented the resonance cascade!
So underrated , what a legend we got here
He just saved the human race
SNAKE!!! YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX, YOU CAN'T KEEP CHANGING THE FUTURE.
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@@beastof_ not really
And so the resonance cascade never happened and the world was saved before it could be in danger
"Subject: Calhoun
Status: Observation Terminated
Reason: Subject attempted to create a temporal paradox"
This man just saved the entire universe
"Sorry about that Calhoun, we've-"
From that day, he don't owes a beer to him
Imagine the security guard that let's Gordon out of the tram going up to the tram looking in and only seeing a scorch mark where Gordon used to be
i love how the last frame is him shooting the guard that just let him in
"Sorry about that Calhoun, We"-BLAA - Cut video
and just like that Barney saved the entire world from total annihilation
Name: Barney Calhoun
Status: Hero
Stopped the resonance cascade.
That panicked escalation of firepower within just a couple seconds though.
Crisis has been averted
And thus the world was saved.
Inlike how the last frame is just seconds before the other barney drops dead
barney proceeded to make an alternate universe
SUBJECT: Barney Calhoun
STATUS: Evaluation Terminated
POSTMORTEM: Subject attempted to create temporal paradox.
"What? You mean, he's dead? The man himself, Gordon Freeman, DEAD?!?! I thought he was invincible! Now the plot can't continue and we'll be stuck in a loop because of YOU Barney! You're fired!" -The administrator
"Sorry about that, Calhoun, we-"
- Barney Adams
Why Barney Adams. Who cares from now on i'm calling that security gaurd Mr. Adams.
@@BlennzFire every security guard except Otis and the other fatso is named Barney. That's why they refer to eachother by their last name
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola true
Barney: time for a little payback
”Barney, what have you done!? You changed the future! You created a time paradox!”
Like zero impulse control here
The player playing gordon be like *WAIT WHAT*
Residence cascade prevented
Earth’s respect towards Barney: 📈📈📈
This video has been downloaded and archived for me and the boys down at the test chamberrr
Bro just changed the events of the entire half life series
About that grenade I owed ya...
lmao that last frame. gold
When Barney didn't owe Gordon's beer
That grenade i own yet
Good ending
Gordon is dead and therefore the Black Mesa incident never happened
@@dylanzlol7293 yeahhhhhhhh
@@dylanzlol7293 but there will still be counter strike and tf right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
@@Mr.Sylky0 Probably may have came out earlier
Yeah about that beer Gordon...
a.k.a. Barney saves the world by going postal and cancelling all tests that day.
Barney won't give the beer to Gordon
"ssssSSSUUUUCKEEEER!"
[Explodes]
bro do you know how strong gordon freeman is. he'd probably just implode or smth. he might even come back to life. You still owe that beer, barney.
Barney just created a time paradox and the universe isn't even fazed by it, guess they have utmost respect for Barney
Good job Barney, you have either saved humanity, or doomed it to extinction.
It's one or the other, nothing else.
Subject: Barney Calhoun
Status: Created a time paradox. Awaiting temporal dimensional reassignment.
You saved the universe
Gman be like: hey where is freeman
Calhoun goes postal
My guy just saved the world..
atleast gordon does not have to witness resonance cascade