objects we will cram up your ass, freeman (a hecu grunt classic)

[@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion]

it would be the funniest shit if in half life if you turned on a radio this would play

[@SageGilbert191]

I want to make a mod for this

[@maxumunum1926]

@@SageGilbert191 do it.

[@Petonhair]

@@SageGilbert191 do it

[@petrniedoba2258]

​@@SageGilbert191do it

[@EclipseGameTrailers]

@@SageGilbert191 do it.

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

I love the extreme jump from 10 meter post to 80 meter post

[@metsu-satsu4280]

Personally I'm disappointed he didn't say *ＯＮＥＦＩＦＴＹＭＥＴＥＲ　ＰＯＳＴ*

[@BiddaMeanwater]

radio.

[@petrniedoba2258]

sign.

[@tinyengineshed34]

Casualties.

[@winlover37]

*WEIRD*
*ALIEN*
*WEAPONS*

[@Cactus-Cactaceae]

WAW

[@ThirdStreetSaints1]

*SCIENCE*
*TEAM*

[@ThugShakerCentral54]

5-METER
POST

[@КостянтинКлиментов]

10-METER POST

[@purplepicklepizzapigproduction]

80 METER POST

[@theradio.9135]

*W E A P O N S*

[@doge4730]

*Grenade,hostiles,incendiary weapons,heavy weapons,nuclear weapons,weird alien weapons,science team,5 meter post,10 meter post,80 meter post, r a d i o, s i g n, c a s u a l t i e s, a l i e n, f o x, Y o U r M o T h E r*

[@theradio.9135]

@@doge4730 at least there’s no security team

[@doge4730]

@@theradio.9135 you got lucky on that one

[@NikoPeludo]

@@doge4730
THIS VIDEO PRODUCED BY
HECU Soldier #69

[@NeonWasInUse]

*G R E N A D E*

[@blitzo6320]

*8 0 M E T E R P O S T*

[@Yuzarsif-b7r]

*R A D I O*

[@tamestingray401]

@@Yuzarsif-b7r *Y O U R M O T H E R*

[@Workerboy5623]

*A L I E N*

[@Workerboy5623]

*F O X*

[@jirkamares3256]

@@Workerboy5623 *F O X*

[@amaurythewarrior]

this is canon based on gorgeous freeman. he does have the capacity

[@cac_deadlyrang]

This feels like the kind of shitpost that would be made in the early 2000s.

[@Occycat]

It is a parody of the works of Bruno Powroznik

[@cac_deadlyrang]

@@Occycat I know.

[@CathyFromFuelled]

N U C L E A R W E A P O N S

[@enclavehere.7995]

I lost it at 10 meter post for absolutely no good reason whatsoever

[@Zack_Wester]

I lost it when they started doing the blazzing sadle Qualifications list. weapons, heavy weapons, nuculer weapons, wierd alien weapons,

[@gfg31000]

THE SCIENCE TEAM💀

[@SeanKula]

This is gold. Can't wait for this to blow up.

[@kielakeet]

Me when I mix AuNa3 with NH3

[@SeanKula]

@@kielakeet lol

[@abunchoftrash2171]

Its not gold it's goldsource

[@SeanKula]

@@abunchoftrash2171 as in it's golden or really good or awesome etc

[@metsu-satsu4280]

Can't wait for this to blow up like Freeman's rectum from internal pressure-

[@yaya_delta530]

*I N C E N D I A R Y W E A P O N S*

[@abe881]

Black Mesa incident in gorgeous freeman universe

[@coolman3084]

C A S U A L T I E S

[@Sandwich-w9d]

We need a sfm of this where there are 2 Hecu grunts showing the objects they will cram up through a camera near a radio while Gordon watches

[@AxelLeJeff]

I like to imagine this took place after QR codes were invented and the HEV suit had an invasive scanner that played this automatically as Gordon passed by.

[@TheStripeTailedFiend]

This definitely an 80 meter shitpost

[@dCircusb]

Freeman got a lotta space down there

[@128wk]

best thing i've seen all day

[@simbachvazo6530]

"WEAPONS
GRENADE
HOSTILES
incendiary weapons
heavy weapons
NUCLEAR WEAPONS
WEIRD ALIEN WEAPONS
science team
5-meter post
10-meter post
80-meter post
radio
sign
CASUALTIES
alien
fox
YOUR MOTHER"

[@jirkamares3256]

*Y O U R M O T H E R*

[@lhart9938]

the Hecu means BIG business.

[@chccon]

Oh my god im crying, this is amazing!

[@thefumyandthechev]

Quite honestly, this could be canonical, lol

[@ibeatanelderlywomantodeath8295]

ah yes, ASMR

[@Larpr0]

This is what grunts would do if they saw Gordon as a female

[@mamaluigi1438]

Or if they were just gay
Or if they hated Freeman enough to do this

[@hecubalaclavagrunt2335]

@@mamaluigi1438 we do

[@archusrtm6325]

Na they don’t have to be a woman for this kind of dialogue

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

@@hecubalaclavagrunt2335 you fucked up my face

[@dt_grey4521]

​@@hecubalaclavagrunt2335*WE. WILL. KICK. HIS. ASS*

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

Man, Gordon must have one huge ass to fit all that stuff in it
Lol

[@rockhouse7485]

*S C I E N C E T E A M*

[@roc-noK]

I love everything being yelled and then
*in c endi ary w eap ons*

[@reitrace]

fox

[@DoctorTex]

F O X
McCloud: Wait what?

[@TheMEMEAIDS]

I remember when this was a video that could crash Discord.

[@terminator6267]

*Gets spotted* MOVE IT!

[@LungsGone]

M A M A N G O I S T O B L O W U P

[@epicaeron431]

Casualties

[@xotl2780]

why tf does a marine helciopter have ARMY spray painted on it

[@DarlingDynamo]

Extreme South accent *incendiary weapons*

[@rytlocknroll]

*T H A T S*
*S O M E*
*W E I R D*
*S H I T*

[@juan.2513]

Ah man wheres the nihilanth

[@B0nezee]

FOX

[@quadroninja2708]

I'm not sure what's the worst thing out of those

[@SniperOnSunday]

Either 80 meter post or grenade

[@alternax9751]

oh my god

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

T A R G E T !

[@marisanya]

This video really gets me

[@WindiChilliwack]

Classic

[@iqyiuu]

Hostiles

[@Geenoi]

Fox.

[@shadowman8535]

*F R E E M A N*

[@iqyiuu]

Grenade

[@kadenyeka611]

bro began to just say random shit

[@michael-anthonypereira4470]

amzing

[@RatOrMouse]

Gem

[@krychur4956]

F O X

[@Ben_19M]

LMAO

[@lucas_affonso]

Alien fox your mother 😮

[@yusufguler2392]

YOUR MOTHER

[@borous.]

radio

[@ethancotton1549]

1000th like, wooooo

[@Loge_Fend]

Listening to: Seek
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[@cooljuan8765]

What?

[@hueah]

What?

[@Hewerine]

80. METER. POST.

[@figuregaming3872]

*WEIRD ALIEN WEAPONS*

[@doctorlettuce]

*N U C L E A R W E A P O N S*

[@Courier2077]

I N C E N D I A R Y
W E P O N S

[@drenkrod9811]

Y O U R M O T H E R

[@kindacringe468]

C A S U A L T I E S

[@golarac6433]

LMAO

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

F O X

[@Workerboy5623]

*N U C L E A R W E A P O N S*