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Y O U R M O T H E R

KAABOOOM

Peak

Casualties

80. METER. POST.

Team Fortress Shippuden

F O X

my ass is heavy

Hostiles

Grenade

Masterpiece

Extreme South accent *incendiary weapons*

why tf does a marine helciopter have ARMY spray painted on it

Classic

We need a sfm of this where there are 2 Hecu grunts showing the objects they will cram up through a camera near a radio while Gordon watches

HAHAHAHAHA

Fun fact: you can actually make an Hgrunt say the beginning of video most likely if you go into console and type speak "hgrunt/objects we will cram up your ass, freeman"

I remember when this was a video that could crash Discord.

Aparently freeman in Spanish is primera

Quite honestly, this could be canonical, lol

Ah man wheres the nihilanth

Man, Gordon must have one huge ass to fit all that stuff in it Lol

I like to imagine this took place after QR codes were invented and the HEV suit had an invasive scanner that played this automatically as Gordon passed by.

*T H A T S* *S O M E* *W E I R D* *S H I T*

Alien fox your mother 😮

YOU GONNA SUCK THIS KAK CULEAN!!!

where my ass is heavy

*WEIRD ALIEN WEAPONS*

T A R G E T !

C A S U A L T I E S

*S C I E N C E T E A M*

bro began to just say random shit

YOUR MOTHER

this is canon based on gorgeous freeman. he does have the capacity

F O X

M A M A N G O I S T O B L O W U P

These are the items Gordon cramed up the HECU's ass instead

I'm not sure what's the worst thing out of those

Oh my god im crying, this is amazing!

radio

*Gets spotted* MOVE IT!

F O X McCloud: Wait what?

"WEAPONS GRENADE HOSTILES incendiary weapons heavy weapons NUCLEAR WEAPONS WEIRD ALIEN WEAPONS science team 5-meter post 10-meter post 80-meter post radio sign CASUALTIES alien fox YOUR MOTHER"

This definitely an 80 meter shitpost

I love everything being yelled and then *in c endi ary w eap ons*

*F R E E M A N*

THE SCIENCE TEAM💀

LMAO

F O X

Freeman got a lotta space down there