Marika's Secret Weapon | Elden Ring
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That’s how she shattered the Elden Ring 🍑💍
lmao
Действительно 😂
I knew you'd be proud of that squat 😂
Funniest shit ever.
God, really? I didn’t know that 💀👍
"You would not last 5 seconds playing this game"
EDIT: WTF DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES AND COMMENTS ON THIS?
31K IS INSANE!!!
Underrated
underrated
🥶"Only play if your alone!"
😂😂😂😂
You wouldn't last or you wouldn't last?
2008: the cake is a lie
2024: the cake is a weapon
Tea and cake or death
@@wingbm p o r t a l
Underrated
Why did you have to remind me that I'm old
Bro got me cryin’
Lord have mercy
We must stay focused brothers
We must, stay focused
Our quest for the Elden Ring must continue undistracted
@@EliSellers-o6f agreed
Im focused on that azz
Dude it’s a video game…grow up and talk to a girl
@@derekdavis1109 jeez it was a joke
Ash of war ❎
Ass of war ✅
😂😂😂
🏆👍🏿
Kratos approved, Goku left his wife to be the next husband idk the number
moisturizing the air as she falls from heavens sewer, a true cleanser of horny. Stinks real good.
Warass😂
I have never been more jealous of a floor before.
😂😂😂
IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEE
@@Cellthegamer THE ELDEN BOOTY
The Elden Rectum
.
- open yt
- close yt
- open browser
Ayo 💀💀💀
Ayo 💀💀💀
You my man is a real one for that 🗣️
Wait pause 🤨
Up to no good
Me standing down there “I die a warrior”
@Jacob-e4o ...in the most honorable way possible🪦
“Why tf is she so caked up???”
“Oh, that’s why”
I'm here to save you from the "2.8k likes and no reply let me fix that" guy
Fr tho why is there no comments
Now we know why Radagon is missing part of his face
Underatted comment
@@paxpw4017 Thanks bro
Radagon and Marika are the same person
😭😭
@@Derr1ck_yt We don't know if they were always the same person, but since they had kids........ I'm just assuming Radagon scored😂
I can see now why Radagon left Rennala so quickly 😂
Yup mystery solved
To become a hotter woman than his wife.
FUCKING LEGEND
Por que compartian cuerpo
No le quedaba de otra
They were in the same body...
That jump was quite imprassive.
This, this right here, THIS is how she tamed the barbarian Hoarah Loux and made him Godfrey.
Power cexx
🤣 Hoarah Loux sounds like the name of an anime killer, Godfrey sounds like a good boy.
"Thy face... Befits a smash..."
after that he became godfrey the first kinkylord
She really said “I can fix him” 💀
*"That's Leyndell's ASS"*
Marvel?
@@joshuaabu4929yes
I understood that reference! 😂
🫡
The Elden Cheeks
“Babe wake up, they dropped the KimKardashian build in EldenRing”
*Awakening intensifies*
@@deantyoowon6439Ayiayiayiayi
Awaken my masters
@@Markopa-gc5nd"pillar men awakens"
@@anketmohadikar8767ai ai ai aaaaaa, pillermen theme continues
She's built like pickle from Baki💀
"Shatter my pelvis just like the elden ring "
Bro hold your …. HORSES
- Radagon... probably
REAL
Grabs hammer "well since you asked so Nicely"
@@jackalibur4919fr he asked for it 😂
"Please, honey. I'm a shy woman, it's my first time..." 😅
The first time:
Naww summertime saga Mc
@@imperialbeyblade1318 😂😂😂
Not the canonball😭😭
@@UmCara_Qualquer wait i now notice it actually is
You sick muddafer how did that pic past YT regulations 😂😂
😂😂😂😂@@UmCara_Qualquer
I’m just dying at the dude who said “Ass of War” 😂
best comment by far lmao
fr but does this work'
@@RedHaloManiac95 💀💀💀
@@SifDaLow you should be putting the skull emoji on the comment of the dude who said "Ass of War"
@@skittlemastergrimm750 tf does it matter?
The last thing one sees before they die; a full moon collapsing on them.
"sir, why aren't you moving you're gonna get crushed"
"there's noting we can do"
😂😂😂😂
Give this guy a pie 😂
"I should call her"
- Sun Tzu
probably 😂😂😂
Sun Snoo
"stop quoting me, i didn't Said that shi"
-sun Tzu
-Snizz Poon
😂😂😂😂
man with heavily crushed pelvis:
"wor....th it"
@@LightRaven96 I believe that's death by snu snu
Totally
Death by snu snu 😂
I was writhing this
Godfrey the lucky bastard
That floor got luck i wanna get lucky
Some random guard watching her jump down: DAYUUUUUUuuuuuumn
@@zeekgames2074 😭😭😭
We must stay focused my brothers, we must stay focused
@@K3nnydang3r wait what sorry I was distracted watching some lady with a fat ash of war jump down
No way bro added jiggle physics too 😭
Could it be a mod
How many times did you watch this video back, anime boy?
@@bilalsaricimen2592 Needed to
@@bilalsaricimen2592 it just comes with jiggle physics i think (don’t ask how I know)
jiggle physics, and piercings too.
Ain't no way bro my dad literally sent me this
Omg lol 😂😂
Your father is Godwyn da Gr8
He probebly sent this to you so you stop praising the sun and start praising DA BOOTY
Dat booty I'd dangerous
Dam I wish I had a dad to send me something
Death by snu snu
Godfrey wasn't exiled, he just couldn't handle all the Elden Gyat
you're gonna be struck down my miquella's divine light for that one
Radagon : Sit on my face.
Marika：Okay.
Radagone :
Bro what💀
@@jvjh777 🤣
But isnt Marina also Radagon?
@@kujojotaro4579 it was probably before the "fusion" *cough cough cough* Marika *cough cough cough*
@@eldenlord_13 oh
He who pulls me out shall be named king arthur
been around long enough to hear almost everything but this shit had me audibly laughing.
He who pulls me out: ❌
He who pulls out: ✅
@@Philosopher1118 bro did not understand
Oh why hello there
@@Arthur_1801 earn your title
All i imagine is a skeleton just casually walking then hears and sees her just slamming in then just proceeds to just walk back to its original room just noping out of there.
Famous last words: 'yes, you can be on top this time'
Marigyat "Shatters my bones"💀💀
Underrated
3 fingers hoping to get embraced by Marika.
underrated
try finger
but hole
Embrace the asspect of war.
You just saw what happened in this video! Maybe she embraces you like that floor.🤕
“Try finger but hole”
Thats one way im willing to go.
“Are you alone? Lock your doors when playing this game”💀
“You’ll bust quicker than any other game has made you bust”
PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WATCH SPY FAMILY WITHOUT PAYING FOR CRUNCHYROLL
@@riverpubby dude I got the goods if you want free quality stuff
Good stuff too
“Don’t let your wife see this game” ahh mod
😂😂😂
So.. this is that "Death by Snu-Snu" I've been hearing all about..
Time to rewatch Futurama
That's why godfrey was able to handle it
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Ahhh…perfection 🤌
Me looking up from the bottom floor.
"Forefathers, one and all, bear witness."
*willem dafoe meme*
I stand ready, I know no fear, and welcome my end with glee and rejoice in my heart. I bid thee to welcome me to the cherished halls, so I may take my place at the table of kings!
"Foreskin, one and all..." 💀💀
The most armored female in a video game💀
You'll never know how this comment got popular(・o・)
she is 2.88metres tall ffs
@@anketmohadikar8767 how tf do you know that
Lore accurate Marika. That's how she made all those babies
Way to short
@@AltFromTheLimbo lore accurate Marika looks like a goddess and not like your porn-addicted fantasy 😊
Lore accurate Marika looks like a goddess and not your porn-addicted fantasy woman 😊
How did godfrey survive that attack, 💀
I ask the opossite
Serosh
No wonder his axe broke
I’m pretty sure he smashed her up 😂
Chad energy saved him
Dear lord, we must stay focused brothers. We must stay focused.
Now THAT is a gluteus maximus
@@sleepysoul2006 SS reference
Death by snoo snoo
This ladies and gents is called "The Clam Slam" 😅
@@DARTHSKATER7 best comment yet!!😂😂😂
Or the gash smash
@@mrflibblegamingstream355 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pls god let me be a chair monster
Ahh hell nah
get yo ass on bruh
Yes
@@okiamherenow6372 Nice in flames pfp
@@okiamherenow6372 to die by thigh is the way of the warrior
Damn, she really cushioned her fall with her cake
she was so tired of the two fingers, so she went on the journey to get the 3 fingers 😭
Underrated
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cackled out loud at this😭
Underrated comment 😂😂
she wants more
For a second i thought she hit the ground so hard she ended up in the undead asylum
Make that reality and i will worship you as god
"The Spirit is Willing, but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised" - Zapp Brannigan
"And that my friend, you just got whooped by the ass." 😭💀
This is so underrated.....
Your english is a little off
@@ryanblack3686 sorry teacher, for not being perfect
@@ryanblack3686 Yeah lmao he employed the *pattern* of a joke and made a jumble of random keywords, making no sense at all, and still garnered almost 1k likes.
@@TheKingsIncomeit's OK my son justndo better next time
The three fingers is TREMBLING right now 💀
...Three fingers... For three holes... 😩🥵
Two in the pink one in the stink
@@burna.k.a.turtleonalog4327that’s crazy 😂
I bet she can take three fingers
*Enemy:* Oh no, please don't use that move on me! Oh PLEASE don't...
Please do 👀
"I hope she doesn't know that my face is my weak spot!"
"Understandable."
Capcom: “Mods are cheating and piracy.”
FromSoft: “Plzstop, I cant 🤣 breaathe!”
If "Death by Snu Snu" was in Elden Ring lore 😂😂😂
Wait till Sun Wukong See's this🤣
I don't get how some people can play this good with 1 hand
Well for this person their... you-know hand it must be their right cause all they needed to do was move and press L2 😉
BRO THATS DIRTY WORK 😂😂😂
Yall don't use both hands?
@@Coolersback You look so innocent, it's ok
@ahem3000 OH sorry I didn't specify that both my hands weren't on the controller.
Marika's secret weapon: "THESE CHEEKS MF!!!"
Musta inherited the ultimate muscle. Because that butt buster was flawless.
I’d kill to see her try a muscle docking
I used to love that show
Damn that made me feel old
legendary ref
i just got whiplash reading that
Bro those giggle physics 😭
Golden booba
Giggle physics XD
Do you mean jiggle? lol
Giggle Physics 👶
Giggle Physics™
The Ultimate Special Attack: 𝑮𝑰𝑮𝑨 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑴 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑴
Clam slam is illegal Lmfao 😂
CLAM!!?!?!?!
🤭
@@JohnSmith-j7n
Turn it 90°
The stunade of the leaf village build
My mind: "Pelvis breaker"
SNU SNU?
For a second, I thought in Elden Ring u can literally fart gold dust lmaooo 😂
Specifically here it's canon.
@@angelobabys2k 🤣😂😂😂
….you mean that’s not what is being depicted here?
I mean, what they did in the video is an actual move you can do in game. Its one of the customizable special moves you can put on a weapon called "Golden Slam".
As for whether you can ass crash your way down that hole, I think you need some chunkier cheeks to survive the fall.
Ah yes the golden thunderclap
Ash of war unlocked
@@iLLeysScriptDealer actually... It's ASS of war
Welcome to the party unk... 😈
Those trails aren't aura, they're golden shower 😂
And that is why its called "The Butt Slam"
"Godly Arts: Pelvis Expansion"
Pelvis destruction 💀
Yes mommy!
Sorry.
Mommy?!
Sorry.
Man..suddenly the idea of becoming a floor tile doesn't sound so bad
Agree 😂
prop hunt mindset
Somebody get that picture of the weekend staring upwards with his sunglasses reflecting the golden lights whilst he smile
he is a man of culture
Whilst 🙄🙄 girl shut up
"oh my god.. I'm lying on the floor, can't do anything. I hope no one attacks me from above"
69th like
Thank you, because all my play throughs have hated that drop down.
I thought she was gonna land softly or bounce maybe but nah she just obliterates the ground with straight CHEEKS 😂💀
The police: DROP THE WEAPON!!!!
Her:
I love that!
Ahhh yes!
The gloden rain move!
gloden rain lmao
no wonder radagon left renalla
Patches would be proud of that squat
May he RIP.
Jiggle physics in Elden ring before GTA 6 lol
Skyrim mods enter the chat.. lol
EVEN THE MERCHANT STOPPED PLAYING HIS INSTRUMENT 😭
He was like “ Marika’s tits Dafuq was that !!!?”
Did a dump truck just fall through the ceiling?! 😂
When they ask how would you like to die..i will show them this.
@@brolyrage6094 💀
not a bad way to go out
"TECTONIC CHEEKS"
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!
@@brolyrage6094 Like Markiplier has said long before, being crushed anything is bad, this is no different
"Marika, The holy ass of the golden order"
I clicked this thinking I was going to learn something, I left this 230 times later learning something.
Secret? We all knew. We just hope she would use it.
Marika seconds after you've become Elden Lord.
She’s got the same power as Spontaneous Bootay from that South Park game😂
stick of truth!
dont you dare insult spontaneous bootay like that.
she would of cratered the entire castle with her god level gyatt.
@@JustZal I think it's actually Fractured But Whole
Death by snu snu?🥵
No.
Death by snu snu 💀
Edit: lol I found this comment again. Thanks for all the likes friends!
its the GYATT BUSTER 5000 MK 2
"...And that's how Godwyn was born and why i came back for seconds."
-Godfrey, returning to Leyndell to become Elden Lord once again
Honey, I'm home!!
The guy playing the music immediately stopped and 💩 himself from hearing her cheeks smash through the sound barrier.
I now see how Radagon's chest and face got broken
I see how Radagon the jr got broken with this pretty weapon
I think they're deceiving me
That caught me so off guard I spit out my drink
I heard she calls that one "The Clam Slam"
@@brunyee The Taco Apoco!
front butt fracture
No it's the "slam and bam" bada boom
“AND HERE COMES THE ICONIC CLAM SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!”
Underated comment
😭
Clam slam is crazy
I died
I think I wanna start playing this game for no reason at all I have no idea at all
Who knew that a big piece of cake would be the strongest weapon in the game.
So I gotta know what the mod is…for modding purposes obviously