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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @serafin_795
    @serafin_795 5 лет назад +5740

    You forgot the best Starring:
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    Tom Holland... In Holland!

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 5 лет назад +72

      Movie should've specifically stated this! "Netherlands" sounds like "never lands" - A lifetime ban! WTF?!! HORRIFYING!!!

    • @yangdou6059
      @yangdou6059 5 лет назад +15

      hahahaha Genius

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад +8

      Honest fail or Epic fail?? I can't decide but one thing's for sure...Even in Holland He Stressed (E.H.H.S.)

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад

      As a magic Channel I knew marvel and disney would come back... I said months before happening 💪🏻🙌🏻🌞

    • @MT2K244
      @MT2K244 5 лет назад +9

      wait.. isn't that Hom Tolland?

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +2351

    "A _pair_ of _sunglasses?!_ That's the world's most _commonly lost_ item!"
    Unless, of course, they're ridiculously cheap. Those, I swear, you _cannot_ lose.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 5 лет назад +34

      I once managed, after trying for 3 years on one pair. I've never been happier!

    • @gw4792
      @gw4792 5 лет назад +71

      Bought a pair for a 1.50 they have been appearing randomly in my school bag for the last three month.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +22

      I'm pretty sure ballpoint pens are lost more often.

    • @manavudgirkar3345
      @manavudgirkar3345 5 лет назад +4

      Those aren't sunglasses

    • @Finderup16
      @Finderup16 5 лет назад +13

      True. I bought a really cheap pair and had them for 14 years

  • @khushmeeet
    @khushmeeet 4 года назад +3354

    “Just get a job at Hammer industries” that actually makes more sense

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 4 года назад +49

      Yeah, seriously.

    • @myselfals433
      @myselfals433 3 года назад +15

      True.

    • @lcc9769
      @lcc9769 3 года назад +116

      "We're going to tear down the legacy of the man that we hated, and kill his "son" in the process!"
      "Why don't you just join his competing company?"
      "Uh, we didn't think of that."

    • @K.mbappe3
      @K.mbappe3 3 года назад +2

      @Marshmallows And Wifi who cares?

    • @williamturner79
      @williamturner79 3 года назад +3

      @@K.mbappe3 well that probably means his company was shut down so that's y

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 5 лет назад +2637

    "an adult male who isn't perving out on his aunt" well thats because he didn't meet his aunt, otherwise...

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 лет назад +83

      Well, come on. What adult male WOULDN'T? Especially if they knew her when she was dating Vincent Gambini, and she knew everything about cars.

    • @MDMetalManiac
      @MDMetalManiac 5 лет назад +9

      @@specialk9424 man, she was unbelievable back then

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 лет назад +41

      @@MDMetalManiac Hell, she ain't bad, now.

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 5 лет назад +13

      Scott Foltz she looks better now than in my cousin vinny but okay

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 4 года назад +4

      @ yes, thats the plan.

  • @shaiksahil3826
    @shaiksahil3826 5 лет назад +4616

    Tony Stark : *breathes*
    Employees : that's it I have decided to become supervillain

    • @simonpeyras7581
      @simonpeyras7581 5 лет назад +101

      Yeah but he's dead now so breathing would be a bit difficult.... So no more supervilains?^^

    • @danielsatobatele3032
      @danielsatobatele3032 5 лет назад +251

      tony stark: dies
      Employees: am still gonna be a supervillan

    • @damianhopmam4092
      @damianhopmam4092 5 лет назад +49

      Good thing he doesnt breath anymore

    • @showdownbattles3796
      @showdownbattles3796 5 лет назад +9

      @@damianhopmam4092 Oof

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 5 лет назад +16

      @@damianhopmam4092 too soon

  • @Dstr4n63
    @Dstr4n63 5 лет назад +1990

    "so get ready... FOR THE THIRD SPIDERMAN TWO"
    Im dead

    • @BlueTemplar15
      @BlueTemplar15 5 лет назад +12

      @elijah mikle We can probably find examples, but not in the last 17 years !

    • @Empressoftheflames
      @Empressoftheflames 4 года назад +22

      @elijah mikle Batman. Superman. The DC movies have been doing it for decades lol

    • @akhsdenlew1861
      @akhsdenlew1861 4 года назад +2

      @elijah mikle Superman ?

    • @brucelucasjr6019
      @brucelucasjr6019 4 года назад +2

      HOLY RIDDLER BATMAN!!!!!!! Spider-Man 2 for a third time. The number 23 is EVERYWHERE

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 года назад

      @@Empressoftheflames Until they were both ruined by Superman 3,4,Returns,Batman Forever,Batman & Robin and Batman V Superman:Dawn Of Justice.

  • @elizabeth2818
    @elizabeth2818 5 лет назад +2762

    Starring: Every Non-MCU Filmmaker made me bust out laughing. "You can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares." That pretty much sums it up right now LOL.

    • @AVdE10000
      @AVdE10000 5 лет назад +24

      Too real tho

    • @jolosarmiento7382
      @jolosarmiento7382 5 лет назад +48

      RIP Martin Scorcese

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 5 лет назад +16

      I don't remember what happened when; did they write that line *before* the whole Scorcese thing? Because that would be fantastic.

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 5 лет назад +17

      cyrannodb actually yes, this was uploaded on October 8th and Martin Scorsese said that on November 4th

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 5 лет назад +1

      @@TulpechaidoplaysMC Beautiful! :-)

  • @fakereal5169
    @fakereal5169 5 лет назад +5752

    While Mysterio being the villain was obvious from the start, him not actually being from an alternate reality was definitely a twist I can appreciate.

    • @StillJustBob76
      @StillJustBob76 5 лет назад +131

      Lol unless you read that because Tom Holland spoiled it and Marvel changed it because he spoiled it in an article. Then it's no twist at all.

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 5 лет назад +84

      @@StillJustBob76 OR DID HE?????!!!!!!! HMMMM???!!!!!

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 5 лет назад +190

      I kind of expected the alternate universe to be a lie as well. Mysterio is known for being a showman. It made sense that he'd make up an elaborate, overly dramatic backstory to go with his role.

    • @UltimateSpinDash
      @UltimateSpinDash 5 лет назад +179

      Actually, despite knowing Mysterio from the comics and animated shows and video games, I did see the possibility that movie Mysterio could be a hero, or at the very least start out as one. After all, that's what they did with Mordo.

    • @zoltankovai1839
      @zoltankovai1839 5 лет назад +6

      A twist I can't appreciate*

  • @alecro2112
    @alecro2112 5 лет назад +1674

    Missed opportunity to call Jake Gyllenhall “Bubble Boy” at the end there

    • @Figgy5119
      @Figgy5119 5 лет назад +32

      Aw man, a wasted chance!

    • @MsQueta
      @MsQueta 5 лет назад +19

      Right? RIGHT?!!!!!!!!

    • @nuzhatarif9931
      @nuzhatarif9931 5 лет назад +4

      Good ol' Seinfeld

    • @MjMs101
      @MjMs101 5 лет назад +5

      Ohh god 😂😂😂

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 лет назад +16

      I almost forgot he was in that cheesy late 90's comedy movie!

  • @peacheytine7037
    @peacheytine7037 5 лет назад +1437

    The fact that flash almost died how many times on this trip and his parents didn't call him once or show up to get him from the airport, yikes man 😔🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад +165

      you wanna green goblin?
      thats how you get a green goblin

    • @louisevoelkin249
      @louisevoelkin249 4 года назад +55

      Future villain maybe

    • @autonaut279
      @autonaut279 4 года назад +1

      Lol huh

    • @parnanath8351
      @parnanath8351 4 года назад +13

      Low key proves he is gonna be Green Goblin.

    • @longliverockandrollsmith9323
      @longliverockandrollsmith9323 4 года назад +48

      It occurs to me that they seem to have confused flash with Harry Osborn. Harry’s the one with the rich absentee parents and the won’t jerk personality. Only thing they got right about flash is that he’s a spiderman fan

  • @sairyl8191
    @sairyl8191 5 лет назад +2479

    "from the studios who acts like divorced parents arguing about where their kids spend christmas." *got me killed* 😂

  • @mattdamsel2176
    @mattdamsel2176 5 лет назад +2590

    When he said Low-Key, I thought he said Loki

  • @xBurningBrightly
    @xBurningBrightly 5 лет назад +8557

    Marvel: So Peter Parker's only 16, and he's lost his parents, uncle, and his father figure/mentor. His homecoming date's dad dropped a building on him and he almost died; then he went to space , fought a giant wrinkly grape and _actually died_ in the _arms of his mentor_ . He then came back five years later only to watch said mentor DIE SAVING THE UNIVERSE. And as soon as he gets home, he's recruited to help with a world-destroying threat that he doesn't even WANT to be involved in, despite being traumatized and blaming himself for everything. Finally, he meets a new mentor/father figure who earns his trust and then BETRAYS HIM.
    Marvel:
    Marvel: Hit him with a train.

    • @raymondyongho5757
      @raymondyongho5757 5 лет назад +754

      Marvel: Did we mention we killed his uncle? Really important to mention that we killed his uncle.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 5 лет назад +396

      And did we forget that we totally screwed up all math with the Snap in Infinity War? Because no one in "Far from Home" should still be in Highschool. Peter was 15 in "Homecoming" and "Civil War". "Infinity War" took place about one year later. Perhaps even two, it's not totally clear. Then 5 years pass until "Endgame". So Peter having been snapped away is still 16 or 17. But everybody else in his school who was not snapped away is now at least 21 or 22 and should be in college by the time he returns at the end of Endgame.

    • @zzing8496
      @zzing8496 5 лет назад +102

      Spiderman's stories always gotta be the worst for some reason smh

    • @KeybladerDef
      @KeybladerDef 5 лет назад +256

      @@Quotenwagnerianer Ned (we saw him at the end of endgame going back to school long with Peter), MJ, Betty, and Flash were also snaped.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 5 лет назад +212

      @@Quotenwagnerianer also anyone snapped on a plane or a boat, or government officials snapped, any economic ramifications, spouses remarried during the snap suddenly having the harshest decision of their lives, etc..
      Leave it to Marvel to play HALF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE away as a joke.

  • @totalhufflepuff203
    @totalhufflepuff203 5 лет назад +5084

    Spiderman, Far from Home
    Starring: The most traumatized child since Harry Potter.

  • @chibipandora
    @chibipandora 5 лет назад +469

    Can't use "Low-Key" while talking about a Marvel movie. I was so confused why Loki was being brought up.

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 5 лет назад +1

      I was just sad.

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei 5 лет назад +30

      Oooooh it was Low-Key! I was confused, too. I thought they were comparing Loki's backstory with Flash's.

    • @fennysaper6837
      @fennysaper6837 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, me to

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 лет назад +3

      yep, had to replay it 3 times trying to figure out what Loki had to do with anything before I realized he was saying low key.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 лет назад

      @@deborahhanna6640 yeah, something usually not mentioned is that even though alt universe Loki and Gamora are still alive, the Loki and Gamora we and the other movie characters grew to love and who actually grew from those people into better, more mature, good(ish) guys are dead. So the Loki that lost his mother and father and planet, the one that showed up to rescue his brother in the end, is dead. The Gamora that became apart of the Guardian's family and the one that changed Nebula, is dead.
      The current ones will never have the experiences that made them who they were by the end of Phase III because they are no longer in those universes. It'll be interesting to see if Marvel acknowledges and addresses that whenever they show up again.

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB 4 года назад +785

    "The boy who was friends with Iron man" is the most accurate title for both Spiderman movie.

    • @Mypeenorhurt
      @Mypeenorhurt 4 года назад +22

      Definitely the worst new MCU film.
      I'm not talking about the older stuff.

    • @pauloandrerpd
      @pauloandrerpd 3 года назад +9

      or Stark's Robin

    • @Namchha1
      @Namchha1 3 года назад +17

      Iron boy jr: far from fun

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 3 года назад +9

      yup spiderman should have been his own hero but its obvious that the studio was greedy and used ironman..

    • @andrewonce6772
      @andrewonce6772 3 года назад +3

      @@siva6272 he is, if you watch closely in his final battles from the two movies.

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад +1141

    "Dude's company was like an Arc Reactor for haters": story of my life

    • @benjiggz
      @benjiggz 5 лет назад +5

      SO TRUE

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 лет назад +1

      You have a company? That's awesome.👍👍👍

  • @tanprints34
    @tanprints34 5 лет назад +1578

    “Every non-mcu filmmaker” was the best starring joke I’ve seen in awhile

    • @ssmmav10
      @ssmmav10 5 лет назад +42

      Perfect in line of recent Scorcese comment

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 5 лет назад +7

      @@spiderdalorian5666 - Oscars like the Grammy's and every other awards ceremony are bought out these days. Which is why RDJ wants nothing to do with them.

    • @charliedawson4877
      @charliedawson4877 5 лет назад +5

      Made me laugh. Then made me sad.

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 лет назад +1

      That was awesome.

    • @atrevino90
      @atrevino90 5 лет назад +17

      @@theguywhowentthere3346 No he simply understands that MCU movies and other movies alike are made for entertainment purposes not to be taken seriously, winning a lot of money and be popular with the masses, not for rewarding actual talent and art, I respect that of him, not everyone seem to know the difference

  • @kuzonCS2
    @kuzonCS2 5 лет назад +858

    Tony : dies
    Mysterio: Now is the perfect time to take my revenge on Tony!

    • @Alexa-pc6ux
      @Alexa-pc6ux 5 лет назад +30

      @TGDS Hero, by murdering innocent through illusion? C'mon, Mysterio literally had the most shittiest reason to be a villain next to Yellow Jacket...

    • @danielkeys8974
      @danielkeys8974 5 лет назад +1

      It is far more likely to succeed, for broad values of "succeed."

    • @camlucas4623
      @camlucas4623 5 лет назад +5

      TGDS it was actually his tech I thought I heard him say but Tony didn’t use it right In beck’s mind

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 5 лет назад +1

      @@camlucas4623 you are correct on both accounts (who's tech it was and why he was mad at tony)

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад +1

      It's like 3rd person post mortem "lil man syndrome" if that makes sense/"always gotta worry bout the payback" (TupAc)

  • @lavendercock
    @lavendercock 5 лет назад +3644

    “unlike his other girlfriends”
    “no you ARE not gonna show me gwen’s dea-
    *shows it*
    “could be worse”
    *adds sound effect*
    *Cries*

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 5 лет назад +185

      Well MJ did say she wanted to watch something depressing... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 5 лет назад +51

      I know. That was a tough watch 😖

    • @JustinBelmonte1978
      @JustinBelmonte1978 4 года назад +17

      2:14

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 4 года назад +54

      Mary Jane Once died in the comics because Spider man has radio active semin ............ yeah killer baby juice

    • @Steven5812
      @Steven5812 4 года назад +9

      @@JesusPulledMeThrough A letter writer to Spiderman remarked afterward that someone should have thrown Gerry Conway off the George Washington Bridge to see if the fall killed HIM before impact.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 5 лет назад +1335

    “Just get a job at Hammer Industries, you dorks”, give that writer a cookie 🍪.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 лет назад +30

      Do tell, what is Advanced Idea Mechanics up to these days?

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 5 лет назад +27

      @@kadosho02 Probably being taken over by Oscorps

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 5 лет назад +9

      Well now I want to see Hammer accidentally turn himself into MODOK

    • @danieltentori7523
      @danieltentori7523 5 лет назад +3

      Justin Hammer is in prison .-.

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 лет назад +1

      But Hammer is in jail, wouldn’t be surprised if his company went under

  • @davidsihlangu6787
    @davidsihlangu6787 5 лет назад +2400

    "I hope she doesn't end up like his other girlfriends"
    Gwen's head hits the ground
    WASTED

    • @youtubewatcher759
      @youtubewatcher759 5 лет назад +58

      I almost spit my food out in laughter

    • @jaydavis7409
      @jaydavis7409 5 лет назад +2

      The only good Spider-Man movie's I've seen is the 1 he fight's his friend the green goblins son & into the spider_verse that one was the best. But all the others sucked bad especially far from home & all Batman movie's suck except dark knight rises

    • @Peeze16
      @Peeze16 5 лет назад +1

      I actually lol'd

    • @DeadpoolAndFriends
      @DeadpoolAndFriends 5 лет назад +48

      I knew it was coming, but then the "wah wah wah" sound effect came, i could not stop laughing.

    • @PamelaTaylor
      @PamelaTaylor 5 лет назад +1

      @@youtubewatcher759 it was funny

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 5 лет назад +1426

    “A fishbowl with haunted house powers.” 😂😂😂

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 5 лет назад +6

      Dev Hann You sound like a right laugh. Get out of here

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 5 лет назад +4

      Dev Hann I don’t know if you’re trying to be funny or smart, but it’s not working. Just get out of here. You’re embarrassing yourself

    • @tiffyliuliu
      @tiffyliuliu 5 лет назад +6

      I dont quite understand why did someone had to be so rude

    • @GamingCrazing
      @GamingCrazing 5 лет назад +2

      @@jojoface4940 There is literally no one defending you, I'm just here to kick you while you're down cause you deserve it for trying to bring everyone else down with you

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 лет назад

      Too soon bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TonyStark-qt5uq
    @TonyStark-qt5uq 4 года назад +135

    From the studio who act like divorced parents arguing over where their children spend Christmas 😂

  • @tanmayjain5385
    @tanmayjain5385 5 лет назад +706

    " Every non-MCU filmmaker ever "
    Damn, that burnt

    • @kyland
      @kyland 5 лет назад +9

      Tanmay Jain only funny (& smart) joke in this whole video!

    • @wandamaximoff5157
      @wandamaximoff5157 5 лет назад +1

      Well but i didnt understand that? ??

    • @sanjayraju988
      @sanjayraju988 5 лет назад +20

      Wanda Maximoff Because these days, people only watch superhero films and every other film maker is pissed off.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 5 лет назад +11

      Gaspar Noe,Jodie Foster, Ethan Hawke,Luc Besson,James Cameron, Lucrecia Martell,Martín Scorsese...the list goes on,but they have their rights.

    • @bartbonen1662
      @bartbonen1662 5 лет назад

      i read this comment and 1 second after reading he says it and it got me creeped out lol

  • @snap4aliving
    @snap4aliving 5 лет назад +1132

    Say: “Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Whoopsie!”

    • @vguyfawkesv590
      @vguyfawkesv590 5 лет назад +112

      Oh...Pitch Meeting references are TIGHT!

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @nicoj.129
      @nicoj.129 5 лет назад +38

      Making references why most of us are subscribed to screen rant is TIGHT!

    • @namogel67
      @namogel67 5 лет назад +10

      Fairy nuff then

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah yeah yeah yeah

  • @fahadshah5723
    @fahadshah5723 5 лет назад +329

    "The boy who was friends with IRON MAN" honesty on it's peak 😂😂😂

  • @TRtherocknroller
    @TRtherocknroller 5 лет назад +509

    Me watching this like: what? Mysterio’s a good guy? Umm...ok.” *mysterio steals the glasses* ”Ohh ok here we go”.

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад +14

      same.. he even trick us to thought he really from different universe.. darn him

    • @akira1072
      @akira1072 4 года назад +13

      That bar scene was too convenient for exposition tbh
      Lemme just explain all I've done and all I'm going to do🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 4 года назад +3

      Never tricked me i trust Dr. Doom more then him

  • @ng23242
    @ng23242 5 лет назад +1339

    Tony Stark: *inhales*
    Mysterio: I’m gonna kill so many kids ‘cause a this

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 лет назад +18

      Well honestly I kinda understand those bad guys ^^
      If you're good at something make a business out of it, no matter how

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 лет назад +41

      I don't think Tony can inhale anymore

    • @humbleherald2163
      @humbleherald2163 5 лет назад +20

      Krin stop. And never start again.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 5 лет назад +10

      Tony is personally responsible for three of them. One is the fault of a shitty Stark employee. The other two did it to themselves.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +1666

    "Let's hope Mary Jane doesn't end up like his other girlfriends."
    If she does, he can always make a deal with the devil later.

    • @iandavis4213
      @iandavis4213 5 лет назад +75

      Please don’t mention One More Day! I’d like to forget it ever existed!

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +38

      So he would be... Spider Rider?

    • @Mattinator95
      @Mattinator95 5 лет назад +42

      But she isn't Mary Jane though

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 5 лет назад +23

      Even more scary: Peter's identity as Spider-Man just got revealed. If _Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness_ introduces Mephisto in any way, that's when I will get *really* worried they might actually be thinking of adapting "One More Day".

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 лет назад +28

      She’s MJ but not Mary Jane

  • @H.Tee11
    @H.Tee11 5 лет назад +511

    "Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Cape and shot lasers from my hands."

  • @siddharth1010
    @siddharth1010 4 года назад +326

    Spider man : the boy who has to deal with starks problems ( vulture, civil war, mysterio)

    • @arumoe
      @arumoe 3 года назад +6

      Oh my thats so truu

    • @lecram86
      @lecram86 3 года назад +1

      While getting flamed for it.

  • @platinumequinox
    @platinumequinox 5 лет назад +677

    Say: "Is it just me... or is it getting crazier out there?"

    • @LordMichaelRahl
      @LordMichaelRahl 5 лет назад +11

      You should have had him say: "BAN-KAI".

  • @ham_fast
    @ham_fast 5 лет назад +590

    Please say in your epic voice: "There's no feeling worse than hearing your comment read by Epic Voice Guy at the end of an Honest Trailer, only to realize you made a speelling mistake."

  • @huntcd2012
    @huntcd2012 5 лет назад +370

    I would’ve said something like:
    “Watch as they essentially do Spider-Man: Homecoming in reverse, as Peter hands over dangerous technology he shouldn’t be using to someone that appears trustworthy, Tony’s gadgets do more harm than good, Peter legit tries to let the adult heroes handle the problem instead of trying to force himself into the conflict, Peter relies on his own powers instead of the ones built into his suit, MJ gets to be a character instead of a glorified extra, the confusing nature of the Spider Sense/Peter Tingle is finally cleared up, and most of all, the villain has no ties to Iron-oh wait...never mind. Well hey, six out of seven ain’t bad.”

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 лет назад +27

      That sounds like something Honest Trailers would say. I can literally hear the epic voice guy in my head.

    • @nathanwagacha1943
      @nathanwagacha1943 5 лет назад +16

      petition to redo this honest trailer and add in this line

    • @lema1812
      @lema1812 5 лет назад +7

      Wow a true honest trailer fan

    • @ScaryMason
      @ScaryMason 5 лет назад +13

      Starring… Not Uncle Ben. Seriously guys even in the graveyard scene? Nothing!?

    • @ingydegmar2060
      @ingydegmar2060 5 лет назад

      Solid gold

  • @brenna963
    @brenna963 5 лет назад +230

    Flash's side story with his parents in this broke my heart. Honestly it was a little too sad. Just let him get picked up by them at the airport!

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 года назад +9

      I just watched the movie and didn't even notice this side story somehow.

  • @tymonpiorowski6724
    @tymonpiorowski6724 5 лет назад +334

    ''Every non-MCU filmaker'' Thad made my day:0

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 5 лет назад +12

      It made me laugh but also made me sad at the same time

    • @FlagCutie
      @FlagCutie 5 лет назад +5

      @@amanms1999 yeah I laughed the was like "oohhhh...."

    •  5 лет назад

      Thad's good like that.

    • @donalddude7568
      @donalddude7568 5 лет назад +1

      Not true if you are Christopher Nolan or Spielberg

    • @catsadilla324
      @catsadilla324 5 лет назад +1

      Scorsese: :..(

  • @Harper_1984
    @Harper_1984 5 лет назад +793

    This made me realize how the running joke about Aunt May being hot is really weird.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 лет назад +24

      True.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +87

      Right? I'm like I get it, you cast a super model. Can we move on from that

    • @MasterChakra7
      @MasterChakra7 5 лет назад +100

      That's what you get when you aim the franchise to teenagers.
      They can't sexualize Peter's girlfriend because she actually looks like a high schooler, so they sexualize Aunt May instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @madamechaos5800
      @madamechaos5800 5 лет назад +46

      Tony treats every woman like a piece of meat...even when he was supposed to be with Pepper.

    • @samsaraslight8377
      @samsaraslight8377 5 лет назад +20

      @@madamechaos5800 every HOT woman, which brings us back to aunt may being super hot is a running gag.
      It's ridiculous and disturbing tbh, not sure what was even the point...

  • @theweirdxsister
    @theweirdxsister 5 лет назад +285

    I can’t get over the “fishbowl with haunted house powers” statement. Literally the best.

    • @x.baughans3526
      @x.baughans3526 5 лет назад +9

      Personally my favorite was pen full of ebola

    • @ShawnRavenfire
      @ShawnRavenfire 5 лет назад +4

      I remember Spider-Man calling Mysterio "fishbowl-head" back in the 80s cartoon.

    • @famousrw5815
      @famousrw5815 5 лет назад +4

      @@ShawnRavenfire spiderman also calls him fishbowl in the comics

  • @TheOriginalEL
    @TheOriginalEL 5 лет назад +177

    Anyone else think Peter looked like Eggsy from Kingsman, with them glasses on?

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 5 лет назад +300

    "Just get a job at Hammer Industries, you dorks!"
    An excuse for more Sam Rockwell? Yes, please.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 лет назад +6

      Hammer Industries doesn't exist anymore.

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake 5 лет назад +2

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 Oh it does. It's just wannabe Stark Industries, though :P

    • @MrXennhorn
      @MrXennhorn 5 лет назад +14

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 after the events of Ironman 2, hammer industries would have been indited and fined heavily, then lost all its contracts effectively ending the company

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 5 лет назад +5

      MrXennhorn Plus Justin Hammer is in jail

    • @spacepopeXIV
      @spacepopeXIV 5 лет назад

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 Then this calls for some illegal shit to go down!
      I hope they bring back Justin Hammer and have him interact with all these ex-Stark employees and Mysterio and rejoice in their hated for Tony. Also, I hope they have Justin form a black market Hammer Industries but now actually competent (with a light dose of incompetentance coming from Justin) and with the best illegal technology that Stark Industries wouldn't make anymore. This would make him a formidable, yet hilarious foe against many others.

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 5 лет назад +738

    "I'm waiting for a punchline"
    "There's no punchline"

  • @bigperk7677
    @bigperk7677 5 лет назад +550

    I tried my hardest not to laugh at Gwen Stacy death then the trombone effect was played 😂😂😂

    • @deondresixfo8188
      @deondresixfo8188 5 лет назад +16

      LoL I was bustin up... wamp wamp wamp

    • @jasonv9202
      @jasonv9202 5 лет назад +11

      I was laughing so hard. They should of had that sound effect in her original death in that movie. LOL

    • @thebrownbaldy
      @thebrownbaldy 5 лет назад +2

      Wamp wamp waaaaaamp

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 лет назад +3

      Just laugh-cry like I'm doing!!

    • @Fawkes2574
      @Fawkes2574 5 лет назад +4

      @@MeanBeanComedy Joey: You're fake laughing too, right? Chandler: Oh but the tears are real!

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 5 лет назад +73

    _"Only begun this drone war has..."_
    Was my favorite 🤣

  • @zegrasisinnocent
    @zegrasisinnocent 5 лет назад +241

    Spiderman: Far From Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    • @gloopp3553
      @gloopp3553 5 лет назад +3

      A man with one hand so.. just one hand?

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 5 лет назад +1

      @@gloopp3553 you tryna find out

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 5 лет назад +1

      was the JB Smoove character even in the first movie? I can't remember, here he seemed so totally tacked on just for some mediocre humor. He could be cut entirely and the movie would be fine

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 5 лет назад +1

      @@kevinw712 I don't think he was in the original movie but I believe he was there to be the funny black comedian teacher guy as a replacement to Hannibal Buress. Maybe they couldn't get Hannibal back due to scheduling conflicts or they just wanted to go with something else.

  • @narendrapingale294
    @narendrapingale294 5 лет назад +409

    “The boy who was friends with Iron Man” .. nailed it!!!!

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 5 лет назад +3

      I thought that was Harley?

    • @justinpullen1097
      @justinpullen1097 5 лет назад +21

      He should have shown Harley and say "No, not that one."

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 5 лет назад +1

      @@justinpullen1097 YES

    • @silverphoenix9703
      @silverphoenix9703 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe in the third movie we’ll finally see Uncle Ben and how he got a hot Aunt May 🤷🏽‍♂️.

    • @i.ronbutterfly8068
      @i.ronbutterfly8068 5 лет назад +2

      @@silverphoenix9703 They'll probably cast someone like Ryan Reynolds or Brad Pitt as Uncle Ben

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 5 лет назад +830

    Tony Stark pissed me off once. Guess I’m a villain now.

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 5 лет назад +40

      That's how some real people work

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 5 лет назад +36

      Doesn't just have to be Tony. Howard managed to make villains too, although I guess Whiplash probably had more cause than Mysterio or Killian Aldrich.

    • @sarahebris
      @sarahebris 5 лет назад +25

      Although I think it was mentioned in the film that he was mentally unstable beforehand

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 5 лет назад +6

      “He stole my parking spot... I’m so going to unleash a trans-dimensional scurge on... Prague? Yeah, Prague... take that Tony!”

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 5 лет назад +13

      All the Ironman villains are full of themselves.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +113

    "Trick Fury" LOL!!!

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 5 лет назад +374

    Say: "I miss the part where that's my problem."

    • @brucelau2023
      @brucelau2023 5 лет назад +3

      Connor Kent! Yes thank u I want them to do that line

    • @xF3arl
      @xF3arl 5 лет назад

      Who misses that part?

    • @MikeyJ2306
      @MikeyJ2306 5 лет назад +3

      That'd be great, xD.

    • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
      @TheTrailerCREAT0R 5 лет назад +1

      Connor Kent! *I’ll say that when you fix this damn door!*

  • @kaledmasterme
    @kaledmasterme 5 лет назад +402

    ... She's not called Mary Jane. She's called Michelle Jones.

    • @TheAlpha307
      @TheAlpha307 5 лет назад +71

      To-may-to / To-mah-to

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 5 лет назад +66

      @@TheAlpha307 It's Marisa Tomei-To, Marisa Tomah-To you freaking casual.

    • @ashifm.k.2387
      @ashifm.k.2387 5 лет назад +7

      You think they don't know that?

    • @uwaisais
      @uwaisais 5 лет назад

      You

    • @therealbahamut
      @therealbahamut 5 лет назад

      Yeah unfortunately I have to agree: while the this movie gave her SOME development and she actually feels like a real CHARACTER now, she's no Mary Jane.

  • @Snoopy101a
    @Snoopy101a 5 лет назад +429

    I actually felt bad for Flash after that scene in the airport.

  • @ipokapu
    @ipokapu 5 лет назад +118

    Keaton, Bale, Afleck - who is the best Batman?
    Kilmer: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 5 лет назад +26

      Clooney: That's fair.

    • @crystalfairy912
      @crystalfairy912 5 лет назад +3

      This is Conroy erasure.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 5 лет назад +4

      The Bat-smile is the only thing Kilmer brings to the table.

    • @brantharker1681
      @brantharker1681 5 лет назад +12

      Adam West: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @tayo2810
      @tayo2810 5 лет назад

      Strongest*

  • @Derpy241107
    @Derpy241107 5 лет назад +130

    "I was in the bathroom stall next to Tony Stark once and he stunk up the entire room, and that is the reason I want to murder Spider-Man, and all of his supporting cast."

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 лет назад +7

      "And now I can, since the studio is a bunch of _morons_ and revealed his identity! There's _nothing_ protecting his friends now!"

  • @EthanButler
    @EthanButler 5 лет назад +149

    Do Brokeback Mountain. It's a movie where Mysterio is in love with the Joker but marries Catwoman and the Joker marries She-Venom and they have a daughter named Sue Storm.

    • @nickwood8762
      @nickwood8762 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t forget red guardian!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +1

      WTF???

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheGuardDuck you've never seen Brokeback mountain, have you?

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +3

      @@maggiemcfly5267 No. All I know is it was about gay cowboys and someone called it the "jolly rancher movie".
      Is the joke that all the actors that played those heroes are in this movie?

    • @dakariszulu
      @dakariszulu 5 лет назад +1

      @@maggiemcfly5267 He lived it...

  • @Saurabhrkohardy
    @Saurabhrkohardy 5 лет назад +303

    Say: " I am gonna put some dirt In Your Eye"

  • @dzus
    @dzus 4 года назад +24

    “Hey, This whole tech can be defeated by a pair of thermal imaging glasses”
    - the whole time I was watching the movie

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 лет назад +198

    My largest issue with the movie is that they spend a good portion of the running time setting up a twist you know about before you even went into the theatre.

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 5 лет назад +29

      Dylan Norman for comic fans yeah, but for most of the MCU fanboys that claim to read the comics but never do, they had to set that up

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 лет назад +46

      The real plot twist would’ve been having him be a good guy all along 😂

    • @3v1l5p1k3
      @3v1l5p1k3 5 лет назад +12

      @@violetlavi2207 yes! That would have blown my mind. I spent the movie thinking this guy is evil, he can't be good...

    • @billybarnett9518
      @billybarnett9518 5 лет назад +18

      Nah, my mom, grandma, and uncle were genuinely surprised.

    • @rkstevenson5448
      @rkstevenson5448 5 лет назад +24

      @Esben M "Ehhhehh! Someone likes something I don't! ThEY mUsT BE a cHilD!"

  • @jacksondunlay8061
    @jacksondunlay8061 5 лет назад +186

    I apologize for bursting out laughing at the sad trombone during Gwen Stacy's death.

  • @Boopadoop348
    @Boopadoop348 5 лет назад +121

    *Thrill as Mysterio plays on Spiderman's only weakness-*
    *Getting hit in the face with a train!*
    You forgot crumbling warehouses and social interaction

  • @ABrant1
    @ABrant1 5 лет назад +78

    I don't know why everyone's rooting for Ned to be Hobgoblin. Considering how excited he was to being 'The Guy in the Chair' he'd be much better suited to MODOK.

    • @Unwisesaucer
      @Unwisesaucer 5 лет назад +7

      Well Ned was originally hobgoblin in the comic so it would make sense the only way for him to be MODOK is for him to be in an experiment that makes him super intelligent and his head big

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад

      @@Unwisesaucer and his neither of those lol.. but his big shape is definitely is

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 4 года назад +23

      I don't get why people want Peter's only real friend to become a bad guy. Just let the poor kid have a friend.

    • @danielwood6833
      @danielwood6833 4 года назад +1

      Ned May be Hobgoblin in the comics but this Ned isn’t at all like that Ned, it’s Ganke from Ultimate

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 года назад

      Guy in the Chair? He's Thanos.

  • @chubbyninja842
    @chubbyninja842 5 лет назад +207

    2:15 That Gwen Stacy "Wah wah wah" was too much, dude. I laughed so hard and felt so bad about it! Hahahaha

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 5 лет назад +1

      I know!!! I keep replaying it!! So morbid yet so so funny😂😂😂

    • @tunzlunz
      @tunzlunz 5 лет назад +1

      That and the Zendaya wump wah wah’s had me rolling too. 🤣🤣

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 5 лет назад +306

    Please say: "I demand realism from Disney fairytale cartoons, dammit!"

  • @Slater6977
    @Slater6977 5 лет назад +627

    “Make him hob goblin you cowards!” Lmfao what a movie that would be

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 5 лет назад +11

      Wasn’t that just him being framed? He died from that

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb 5 лет назад +52

      Making Ned a villain would be a gigantic mistake.

    • @tatianaleutwiler1867
      @tatianaleutwiler1867 5 лет назад +26

      @@HaydrogenBomb Thank you! As the video said that I was like "Are you insane??? Let Ned be nice sweet Ned, the guy in the chair!!!"
      He deserves better than becoming a villain, no matter how cool of a villain that is.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla 5 лет назад +10

      Ned Leeds was set up as the Hobgoblin.

    • @YuntaoChen
      @YuntaoChen 5 лет назад +10

      Tatiana Leutwiler Or even better, he gets himself like a Hobgoblin suit and fights alongside Spider-Man instead XD

  • @LostJourneyer
    @LostJourneyer 5 лет назад +87

    say "in the MCU 'MJ' stands for Michelle Jones not Mary Jane, my bad"

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 5 лет назад +141

    "MJ is the YA version of Debbie Downer" had me rolling!

  • @sanjaynikam6983
    @sanjaynikam6983 5 лет назад +266

    Please do an honest trailer for "Every Quentin Tarantino Movie Ever"

    • @twistednemo
      @twistednemo 5 лет назад

      Yes! This!

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 5 лет назад

      Been saying this forever

    • @kenneth905
      @kenneth905 5 лет назад +1

      Cinemasins sort of already did that tbh.

    • @wahidahmed2525
      @wahidahmed2525 5 лет назад +1

      that would be awesome

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 лет назад +3

      Starring
      Feet
      Samuel L Jackson swearing

  • @SAKOKAIAS
    @SAKOKAIAS 5 лет назад +168

    Say: "You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!"

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 4 года назад +55

    Spider-Man: The Boy who Lived

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 5 лет назад +51

    “A fishbowl with haunted house powers” is such a vague, childish, and accurate description of Mysterio that I can’t help but laugh.

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson 5 лет назад +90

    Even after his death, Tony Stark does Tony Stark things.

  • @evatha69
    @evatha69 5 лет назад +446

    "every non-MCU filmmaker"
    martin scorsese has entered the chat

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 лет назад +11

      Joker enters the chat.

    • @monkeyman12328
      @monkeyman12328 5 лет назад

      I know right an downeys butt hurt ass comments lmao pretending it didn’t hurt

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 лет назад +4

      @John the Bastard that's not true. All his gangster and crime films made mad money. It's his religious movies that fell flat.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 5 лет назад

      Taika Waititi has entered the chat
      Oh wait he's actually in the MCU

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 5 лет назад

      @John the Bastard Scorsese's movies are better than all MCU movies

  • @jamie_c727
    @jamie_c727 4 года назад +18

    I find it funny that the first one is homecoming but Tom is far from home. Then this one is far from home but Tom could literally walk home from the set.

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio 5 лет назад +199

    Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +4

      Another Movie Studio I’ve heard that story. A pretty good Marc Platt written pure historical.

    • @darthdingus7439
      @darthdingus7439 5 лет назад +1

      Actual good suggestion

    • @csellars7874
      @csellars7874 5 лет назад

      High levels of thalassocracy

  • @mariab5583
    @mariab5583 5 лет назад +178

    Please say “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it's a RUclips channel”

  • @justinbel68
    @justinbel68 5 лет назад +435

    Who’s idea was to make Aunt May hot and casted by Marisa Tomei?
    Because I would like to thank them.

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr i had a huge crush on marissa tomei and the new spiderman movies made it worse lol

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +18

      She's done a lot of "adult" roles. You can find clips of her on that one video site with that orange and black title logo.

    • @robertwetmore7655
      @robertwetmore7655 5 лет назад +4

      Have you seen the Wrestler?

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 лет назад +7

      @@TheGuardDuck welp. Ik what im doing tonight ;)

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 лет назад +1

      @@robertwetmore7655 nah, is she in it?

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 4 года назад +24

    I don't understand where the "you have to be the next ironman" thing even come from, there's a million people more qualified for the job, and he's just a kid

  • @carlito8582
    @carlito8582 5 лет назад +484

    "The blip" we deserve the snap, that name sucked

    • @shellcracker18
      @shellcracker18 5 лет назад +16

      Mr. Noice wasn’t it called the decimation in endgame?

    • @DarkKnight-by7ql
      @DarkKnight-by7ql 5 лет назад +46

      It doesn't even feel like "Blip." That would imply it happened quickly, yet the Snap was slow and dramatic.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 лет назад +43

      a blip is a short, minor event. This was like 5 years of devastating trauma and ongoing fall out. Yep, that name does suck

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +44

      Actually, they called "The Blip" especifically to the Hulk's snap. Everything between that and Thanos' snap in Infinity War is "The Decimation".

    • @adamkeane2622
      @adamkeane2622 5 лет назад +3

      Deadpool: What's with the blips?

  • @jamesgomez9151
    @jamesgomez9151 5 лет назад +193

    "Zendaria" 🤣🤣🤣
    Ps. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Flash's sad story.

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 5 лет назад +6

      Heh his original origin is way sadder

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад +7

      Maybe it's why he's such a jerk...cuz mommy goes out w/friends to mimosa and flash is forgotten often like Kevin McCallister

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 5 лет назад +16

      Alex Mansfield It’s still parental neglect festering in him a sense of inadequacy he projects onto his bullying victims.

    • @apocalypsepreventionagency
      @apocalypsepreventionagency 5 лет назад +12

      @@corallium22 Daria was a TV show about a sardonic pessimist, like how they pointed out Zendaya (MJ) was acting in the movie.

    • @redadavis3095
      @redadavis3095 5 лет назад

      How is the world today I think I forgot to check

  • @beengles22
    @beengles22 5 лет назад +245

    Honestly, Flash is kind of a dbag, but I’d be lying if I said his “could mom not make it” line didn’t make me want to cry every time

    • @y3ldarb2
      @y3ldarb2 5 лет назад +32

      Maybe that's why he's a dbag. He's projecting his anger with his parents onto Peter. 😭

    • @cindy9855
      @cindy9855 5 лет назад +5

      Ya I felt for him so much 😭😫

    • @angel_in-black
      @angel_in-black 5 лет назад +29

      That’s like standard bully motivation 101. No attention at home, so they gotta do whatever gets them the attention they want at school.

    • @badendersgame
      @badendersgame 5 лет назад +6

      this has weirdly given my the theory that the MCU version of Flash is actually supposed to be their version of Hairy ozzborn

    • @HeliosThor64
      @HeliosThor64 5 лет назад +5

      @The Yam Industry That's actually a thing in the comics. The reason why he bullies Peter is because of the abuse he received from his father.

  • @Mach1Greeble
    @Mach1Greeble 4 года назад +20

    "Gyllenhall and Let God Sort Them Out" is some of your finest work

    • @arvidp.247
      @arvidp.247 4 года назад

      This is really underrated.

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 5 лет назад +430

    Honest Trailers for Homecoming: "The villain has a personal connection to Spider-Man again?"
    Honest Trailers for Far From Home: "The villain has a personal connection to Iron Man again?"

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 5 лет назад +60

      Wasn’t the villains motivation in homecoming based on the fact Tony’s company took his job? Pretty much most of Spiderman life so far has only been due to tony stark

    • @jasonfajardo8109
      @jasonfajardo8109 5 лет назад +56

      @TGDS Yeah there is no escaping that cliche. Tho is does irritate me that every Spider-Man villain so far in the Mcu has a more personal connection to Tony, rather than you know, the titular character. I swear if the next villain's motivation is that Tony took the last donut from the break room I'm gonna punch someone.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 лет назад +11

      @@Gorypaladin346 Personal connection does not automatically translate to motivation.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 лет назад +17

      @@jasonfajardo8109 Spidey's villains barely even interacted with Tony compared to Peter. That is not a very personal connection. Just like the fact that Red Skull's motivation is all about replacing Adolf Hitler than anything done by Steve Rogers.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 5 лет назад +4

      @TGDS Tell that to Screen Junkies.

  • @hardnewstakenharder
    @hardnewstakenharder 5 лет назад +1431

    Marvel: “Our movies have made billions.”
    Joker: “It’s not about money, it’s about SENDING A MESSAGE.”

    • @estherkabwika9689
      @estherkabwika9689 5 лет назад +72

      So true yet DC just seems to fail sadly

    • @hardnewstakenharder
      @hardnewstakenharder 5 лет назад +117

      @@estherkabwika9689 Joker is the best movie of 2019 by far.

    • @estherkabwika9689
      @estherkabwika9689 5 лет назад +23

      Sorry about that I love the joker as well

    • @gokulb1156
      @gokulb1156 5 лет назад +6

      @@estherkabwika9689 up yours

    • @sassmos
      @sassmos 5 лет назад +35

      A message for incels that it's okay to have murder thoughts.

  • @joeymulvaney1664
    @joeymulvaney1664 5 лет назад +67

    I think the first Mysterio bit in the film at the "shield" headquarters was fantastic
    I was hesitant about him being the big bad at first, but they really did the villain right. It was done perfectly imo.

    • @illuminazi9208
      @illuminazi9208 5 лет назад +3

      @@nkb5245 That's just ur opinion. The fact is FFH is the BEST Spider-Man sequel EVER.

    • @treskyplesky1189
      @treskyplesky1189 5 лет назад +3

      @@illuminazi9208 The fact that FFH is the BEST Spider-Man sequel EVER is just like... ur opinion

    • @Jplp5643
      @Jplp5643 5 лет назад +6

      ILLUMI NAZI yeah, no, Spider-Man 2 is.

    • @joeymulvaney1664
      @joeymulvaney1664 5 лет назад +4

      The illusions were done in a way that called to mind the 90s cartoon.
      I really enjoyed that.
      Was it the best marvel film?
      No. But it was better than a bunch, like captain marvel, iron man 2, thor 1 and 2, iron man 3, and black panther.
      Aside from thor 1 and 2 and captain marvel, I enjoyed those I listed.
      Kinda sad how people gotta troll over everything. And then people wonder why the aliens dont land.
      No intelligent life.
      Jk on that last bit. I just saw a good chance to use it. No foul.

    • @Azatora
      @Azatora 5 лет назад +2

      @@joeymulvaney1664 Tom Holland's haters will hate on FFH because it is really successful. Just ignore them

  • @eryng515
    @eryng515 4 года назад +26

    my one teacher is talking about a trip he’s doing to europe and one kid goes:
    so it’s like spider-man far from home?
    and the teachers goes:
    yea but without the bad teacher
    i was lmao

  • @saracohle
    @saracohle 5 лет назад +110

    Justin Hammer seems like a goddamn riot, I’d work for him.

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 5 лет назад +7

      Sara Cohle Somebody has to make money off war crimes amirite?

  • @HaroldTheDog24
    @HaroldTheDog24 5 лет назад +140

    “Every non-MCU filmmaker” 😂😂😂

    • @Schwartzbruder1
      @Schwartzbruder1 5 лет назад +7

      given how the joker director tried to turn his nose up at the MCU its too fitting with the timing.

    • @danield.8233
      @danield.8233 5 лет назад

      @@Schwartzbruder1 oh really? When?

    • @Schwartzbruder1
      @Schwartzbruder1 5 лет назад +2

      @@danield.8233 Like last week? It was like a twitter post. Todd phillips basically said he makes "real movies" not like these marvel movies.

    • @seanstone6493
      @seanstone6493 5 лет назад

      @@Schwartzbruder1 Also Martin Scorsese recently said that he doesn't see Marvel movies as “real movies“ but more like theme parks.

    • @macknight2352
      @macknight2352 5 лет назад +6

      @@Schwartzbruder1 Joker was good, but this guy made the Hangover movies. He can't say he makes 'real' movies.

  • @YoniIsrael
    @YoniIsrael 5 лет назад +50

    Please say: "everybody wants to have my voice, even i want my voice, and i *have* my voice"

  • @Big_Fishin
    @Big_Fishin 5 лет назад +65

    When he said: Zendaria lalalalala
    I was like: I understood that reference.

    • @thisdamnthingy
      @thisdamnthingy 5 лет назад

      Me too!

    • @tayo2810
      @tayo2810 5 лет назад +7

      @@thisdamnthingy well dont keep it a secret, whats the reference?

    • @thisdamnthingy
      @thisdamnthingy 5 лет назад +9

      Referencing 90's MTV cartoon Daria.

    •  5 лет назад +4

      @@thisdamnthingy Jesus how old is this guy?

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 года назад +2

      thisdamnthingy OMG i loved Daria xD

  • @veekneephoureyee7123
    @veekneephoureyee7123 5 лет назад +156

    I just hope she doesnt end up like the other girls *waa*waa*waa😂😂😂😂

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 5 лет назад +58

    In Tom Holland's voice, say "Emissary from hell, Supaidaman".

  • @cashflow559
    @cashflow559 5 лет назад +64

    Really hoping Ned stays good. He's the heart of these movies.

    • @sarahpalintellsajoke
      @sarahpalintellsajoke 5 лет назад +16

      Not to be mean, but I don't see how Ned could be taken seriously as a villain.

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 5 лет назад +2

      Scott Caslow
      I don't think you have anything to worry about. You should see him as Ganke, not Ned.

    • @spidermat8449
      @spidermat8449 5 лет назад +6

      Actually Ned never became bad in the comics, he was being framed by the real hobgoblin

    • @Ambaryerno
      @Ambaryerno 5 лет назад +1

      Ned, Luis, and Darcy should get their own movie.

    • @willmangrum3686
      @willmangrum3686 5 лет назад

      Have Peter at the first act climax of Spider-Man 3/4 fight a mind controlled Ned/Hobgoblin. This will motivate him to find the real Hobgoblin and clear his friends name. It would be really cool to see a mystery with all these red herrings, like in the comics.

  • @patriciaramirez2982
    @patriciaramirez2982 4 года назад +45

    was I the only one that thought "mhmm what a coincidence that you, your bff, and your love interest were all blipped, and not like he comeback and MJ was in college"

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 года назад +3

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 3 года назад +10

      I mean almost his whole class was blipped, that's very convenient.

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 года назад +3

      @@ryanford722 Uhh... no. If they had come back five years older it would have been very noticeable. I mean, they're all like 16 years old.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 3 года назад

      That would've required effort in writing the film.

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 3 года назад +2

      I mean, it's a 50/50 chance for each of them. It's not that unlikely.

  • @nickwhyman4815
    @nickwhyman4815 5 лет назад +162

    Please say “Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.”

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 5 лет назад +12

    2:23
    Keep in mind, one version of mysterio actually tricked wolverine into slaughtering ALL of the x-men singlehandedly by screwing with his supersenses. He was NEVER going to be the hero, no matter how hard they tried to sell that take.
    4:20 is the best way to describe it.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +64

    "A fishbowl with haunted house powers." Imagine how weird that would sound out of context XD

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 5 лет назад +6

      Sounds pretty weird even with the context and only gets weirder when you realise how accurate that is

  • @beyondtheinfinite3263
    @beyondtheinfinite3263 5 лет назад +33

    "After 3 'Spider-Man 2' films, prepare for the coming of 2nd 'Spider-Man 3' film".
    Let's just hope "Spider-Man 3" 2.0 won't end like "Spider-Man 3" 1.0.

    • @physicsrox184
      @physicsrox184 3 года назад +7

      Bruh, Spiderman-3 was still better than homecoming or ffh

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 года назад

      @@physicsrox184 Oh,now you care for Spider-Man 3.

    • @physicsrox184
      @physicsrox184 3 года назад

      @@jeuryrabassa9534 Lol xD
      I mean it has all the crazy things goin on and I love it. But there's just something different about movies about basic human emotions. Anywayss I really hope they make sm-3 2.0 the best movie yet. And hope this is the movie tom's peter stop being babysitted by everyone

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 года назад

      @@physicsrox184 Good.
      Atleast I'm not the only one here who actually enjoyed Spider-Man 3.

  • @sairyl8191
    @sairyl8191 5 лет назад +120

    "from the studios who acts like divorced parents arguing about where their kids spend christmas." *got me killed*😂

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 5 лет назад +63

    Say = “If plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dinosaurs, are dinosaur toys really dinosaurs?”

    • @ghuxsuperfan3066
      @ghuxsuperfan3066 5 лет назад

      Yeah are DT teacher kept telling us that forgetting that she'd already told us.

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 5 лет назад +187

    "YA reboot of Debbie Downer" 😂 so accurate

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 5 лет назад +10

      That's the reason I hate this version of the character, she acts like a jerk to almost everyone. She should have been a original character.

    • @Chronicpatchkids
      @Chronicpatchkids 5 лет назад +7

      AMPMASTER10 she is an original character with the initials MJ. It's a weird halfway thing and it's dumb

    • @lucyhartt6979
      @lucyhartt6979 5 лет назад +1

      @@AMPMASTER10 l ol when was she was mean 😂 ? she called Ned and Peter losers once Peter and Ned didn't seem to mind or get offend they just brushed it off. It wasn't the same way Flash would call Peter that and at homecoming when she flicked him off she did it as a greeting because she raises her hand to wave then smiles as she flicks him off so it was just her way of saying hello. Even when he called her pretty and she replied with "therefore I have value"? not even a couple seconds later she said she was joking and thanked him for the compliment and told him he looked pretty too. If anything Mj is super nice she stuck up for Peter when Flash was making fun of him on the airplane and when Brad was trying to expose him near the end she flipped it around to try to expose Brad instead. Also when the fight was over she literally ran over to Peter not knowing if it was 100% safe and brought a Mace to try to help him even though she knows he is strong and capable but she was the first one to run over to him and try to help him and make sure he is okay. Plus she had Brad after her and never once did she flirt with Brad just to make Peter jealous. Even though Peter was already jealous lol but that was not because of Mj that was because Brad was making all the moves and she never reciprocated. Even though she never liked Brad she could have used this opportunity to flirt or make him jealous (I am not saying if she did do that it would make her mean ) but she doesn't if anything she is an angel .

    • @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745
      @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745 5 лет назад

      @@Chronicpatchkids technically Mitchell is the daughter of the vulture in the comics but really she was the reason I had a hard time watching the movie that and Ned getting a girlfriend that he breaks up with in the same movie just felt like cheap comedy also spider man going gaga for someone who called him a loser doesn't feel right

  • @marionbaggins
    @marionbaggins 4 года назад +12

    I think now, I would have enjoyed Mysterio a lot more, if he wasn't a Tony Stark related Villian!!!
    That Trope was done so much, I have gotten sick of it!!! Vulture it worked, and I enjoyed it there!!!