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Honest Trailers | Black Widow
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen & Randy Whitlock
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
#HonestTrailers
Imagine how differently endgame could’ve turned out if she’d remembered to turn off fall damage 🤷♂️
Environmental damage. May she rip 😔
I hate when I restart my game and my cheat codes are turned off.
It’s a cutscene, there ain’t no changing that
Natasha must play Minecraft a lot.
This is an amazing thread.
"...the times she should've died.."
The plot armor is strong with that one.
Don't forget about family
She’s got “Family” that’s why she survived, lol.
Well. She is the daughter of Red Guardian, who is a russian Steve Rogers.
Jeron Cradle adopted, not biological lmao
I’m glad someone pointed that out. Particularly when she falls off the roof into the muddy alley
Black Widow finally gets her own movie, and it's really just an origin story for her replacement.
Kinda of what we were told
But...the red room flashback with Julie Delpy and the face she makes at the “going red in her ledger” turns in to...one collateral damage mission? I thought she like bombed a hospital or tortured a kid to get information. I mean, this was mondo vanilla. 😕
If they wanted they could have pulled a clone out of their behinds like the recent comics.
Yelena FTW
The Movie is too woke for me
'm glad you have that "should've died" montage because i literally yelled "OH COME ON!!" when i saw that car crash. there's no way yelena is the only one remotely injured from that!
u cant kill a widow in a car,,u should watch winter soldier again...
Ikrrrr Fricken plot armour
That was so over-the-top I thought Taskmaster flipped the wrong car. That would have made sense.
I was more dumbfounded when she fell 3 stories lol
@@36090pburke her jackets r custom made, n she know she gonna fall n she was ready for it… some people survived on accident becuz they saw it coming.
"a woman struggling to overcome the trauma of being a child actor" LMAOOOO HELP
I literally cackled out loud when he said that godddd
Pedowood sweats nervously
1:34
@@jenm393 I did the same exactly
"You've always been a really good friend to me."
That should have earned her the Soul Stone.
Unfortunately they were on Earth, not Vormir (or else, yeah sure) 😂
hahahaha
Yep, she can kill with words.
Brutally murdering him
it hurts me to hear those words
Facts 😂
Now I see why they had to do this movie AFTER Endgame. If they had done it before, then everyone would have expected her to have survived the fall at Vormir, complete with 3 point landing stance and hair flip. Now that would have been a really cool plot twist :)
She calls back up to Hawkeye: "Sorry, Clint, I guess it has to be you!"
Lmao that’d be awesome
@@SeanFlynnNB Okay, that was too funny!
What if I told you... One of her variants did.
Deadpool: “She did it! Superhero landing! Hey Hawk-guy, looks like she’s less useless than you after all… come on… drop so we can get the stone and get away from floating creepy red skinned man… no offense.”
Red Skull: “You aren’t exactly Hugh Jackman under that mask.”
Deadpool: “Hugh Jack… ok, I’ll give you that one.”
What really annoyed me was how underused Red Guardian was. They barely gave him anything to do. Melina said none of the widows would be able to harm Dreykov. Ok, why not send in Red Guardian?
Same reason. Anyone who smells his pheromones can’t harm him, but I wouldn’t have trusted RG to sever that nerve and take down Dreykov and the red room properly lol. Between bringing up his and Dreykov’s past and then knowing to get his ring and download everything etc. They made him too much of an idiot
It is kinda sad because in my opinion red guardian was my favorite character. Honestly if he got a Disney plus series I would probably be extremely happy
@@alexandrabrown068 The pheromone thing only works on Widows. It's party of their conditioning. Anyone else could kill him without any problem.
Dreykov betrayed the Red Guardian and had him imprisoned for life. You really think Dreykov would've let him in the room to have a nice little chat AND send Taskmaster away to face RG alone?
Thank God you didn't come up with their plan. Red Guardian would be dead under a swarm of Widows outside of Dreykov's closed door, and the rest of the Romanoff's would now be brainwashed Widows still working for Dreykov.
“Muh strong female lead takes down gross male villain”
"A movie thats good at everything except being a black widow movie" this is gold😂
buurrrrrn
So we’re in agreement that this movie was mediocre.
@@CaliburXL99 indeed but since it is a film with girl power they have to say it in the most discreet way possible
it was a pretty enjoyable movie, imo
@@CaliburXL99 at its best.
Say "Black widow ain't got friends, she's got family" In Dom's voice.
O YEAH
Perfect!
Orginal
“I used to say I live my life 1 bullet at a time, but now…”
@@ap3xunlimited549 "But now I don't live at all"
"for a movie thats good at pretty much everything except a black widow solo film" that is my number 1 issue with this movie, I honestly think it should have covered her origins and maybe the darker parts of her past, but that probably wouldn't have been disney friendly
Wandavision.
But it's Marvel first
It sounds like a bad excuse, but Elena and Melina are black widows too
They did tho
If you listen closely, you can actually hear the executives: “It has to be PG-13.”
"builds a floating fortress that avoids detection because..... *Its cloudy* "
Bruh I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
Tony would've totally found it
The fortress must have a cloud generator to have evaded detection for years.
@@matthewquach2705 but Tony could look trough massiv stone walls (beginning of age of Ultron). He should be able to see trough clouds too
@@domikarus5237 True but I was just kidding when I said that.
This movie felt like it should've come out 8 years ago
I blame Ike Perlmutter for this.
This movie feels like it should have come out 8 years ago and have a totally different plot and director.
come*
This comment feels like it should never have been released yet here we are.
CGI felt like 8 years old already
This feels like a sequel to what should have been her first movie. It's all about her returning to her past. 99% of it is just them recalling memories that none of the audience remember and the majority of the dialogue is just about how they're back and ready to fight together again. Nat deserved a better movie than this tbh. I still enjoyed it though.
I enjoyed it too. It did its job at explaining Black Widow’s origins, even though it does feel the introduction to her replacement. There are worse ways to do an origin story. I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU X-MEN ORIGINS! YOUR DEADPOOL DESERVED TO BE SHOT REPEATEDLY!!!
Marvel Studios could easily make a Black Widow Prequel set in Budapest with Hawkeye, War Machine, & The Hulk!
Check out cut shorts video about the cancelled black widow movie
Exactly my feelings on the film. The characters were charismatic and the writing was good enough to carry it, but I just wish the story had been better and Nat was more involved in her own movie.
Well she ain’t getting one now. She made it onto Disney’s naughty list.
Much like the antagonist of Black Widow, I, too, use the power of stank to prevent women from touching me.
Wait...
Nice
Eau de Incel, by Calvin Klein.
still waiting. How long do you want us to wait?
@@jancukasu wait..
Weird flex, but okay.
I was waiting for some creepy ballet scenes like they teased on Age of Ultron, or the whole meeting Hawkeye story they have talked about on every Avengers movie, instead we got “Setting Up Future, Younger Characters” part XIV
This movie felt like a Sequal to a movie which never existed
I mean that post credit scene leads to Hawkeye so I guess that's kinda a sequel??
That’s because it kinda is a sequel/spin off to civil war.
That was originally supposed to lead into Falcon and Winter Soldier too.
Isn't she already dead.. This movie is a day (years) late and a dollar short...
That is exactly how I felt. This movie feels exactly like a Black Widow 2, to a Phase One Black Widow origin movie that never happened ... right down to Taskmaster being this movie's equivalent to The Winter Soldier. The entire movie is about Natasha's past returning to haunt her. But we've never seen her past!
Hawkeye losing at tic-tac-toe practically has me in tears.
He definitely lost, he got confused between X and Os with which one symbolizes the target. Is X the target or the O?
I'm so glad they finally answered the most important, burning question in the MCU... Where did Black Widow get her sweet green vest? That's been keeping me awake at night since *Infinity War.*
Black Widow's Solo film, if you will
Id rather know where did she put her eyebrows after bleaching her hair & putting on the vest
@@alejandrocervantes3624 In one of the pockets
@@cameronsitton501 nah she put them both in sepatate pockets, you know, one for each
It’s the thing we didn’t know we wanted to…know…about. I guess. Which was ultimately pointless…until I guess they reference it again in some canned emotional moment, in another MCU film/TV show.
The most brutal murder in blackwidow history .... hahaha
Oh I think I just got that joke haha
@@williehaller5840 I don't.
@@ldcg106 He got friendzoned.
@@pabriny Ah, 😋!
@@pabriny He's probably going to accuse her of raycism now, for not wanting his PoC keeds.
The tic tac toe board is ridiculous, Hawkeye didnt even try he just stuck 4 O's together in a square 😭
They were in there for days he probably did just give up
It's almost like, one of them sacrificed themselves to let the other person win...
@@JasonArmond _MESSAGE, SPOCK?!_
@@TheRealNormanBates None that I am conscious of. Except, of course, "Happy Birthday".
Black Widow's tomstone should have read:
I died for a paperweight.
Best comment so far.
That would be HISHE job
lol
good one!
🤣🤣🤣
“Unless you’re actually from Eastern Europe, in which case, you’re mute”
Straight savage 🤣
That stung profoundly
Yeah, that bugged me a lot in that movie.
You know, if smelling his pheromones prevents them from killing him, couldn’t one of them just snipe him from afar where they can’t “smell” him?🤔
No because they widows are chemically altered to not kill him. Natasha wasn’t chemically altered so she could’ve killed him BUT couldn’t because of the pheromones.
@@MsBoonoonoonoos right, emphasis on pheromones which, to my understanding, only affect someone if they can smell it? But I’m no biologist 🤷🏾♂️
Yeah you're right, but it was really lazy writing. Like how did her sister destroy that engine of the plane that Drakov was on? Did she magically not get the pheromones then?
they were on an Airship where would they snipe him from?
Or send in Red Guardian since he isn't a widow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That would have actually given him something to do other than basically be a joke for the entire time he's on screen
Why wasn’t this movie about Natasha’s orgin story of growing up in the program, being a brutal assassin, meeting Hawkeye, and becoming a hero? It’s the BW movie we wanted. It would have taken place in different timelines too, but nope. They had to tell the story of her replacement instead. What a waste.
Apparently they said it was because they didnt want her to share the spotlight with a man, though I guess its ok for her to have no spotlight whatsoever.
Yea her relationship with Hawkeye was pivotal to her development. This movie is just years too late . I think this probably wasn't the original vision of the movie
Would have been cool to through in that the winter solider trained them… with a scene with the winter solider…
@@firenze6478 source?
Personally I didn't want that. That would have been boring.
"David Harbour's latest attempt to hide in a siberian prison until everyone forgets the Hellboy remake." 😄
I don't like the MCU at all but I would watch a Red Guardian movie. The guy has character and I loved every second he was in. Especially the Karl Marx tattoo on his hands :D
It's like fate, death will only come in the right time, for a "sacrifice" 😜
@@humorpalanta I want to see more about the fight he had with the frozen Captain America xD
was the Hellboy remake that bad?
@@darkfire170 it was not. I loved it
"What if the most powerful force on earth, girl power, fell into the wrong hands?" 😂😂
That was when I liked the video lmao
sounds like America 2021
I thought the most powerful force was FAMILY
Obviously it's pockets.
Most powerful force is *pHeRmOnEs*
2:22 Why do Natasha's "family members" speak with accents at all, considering that they learned flawless English for their mission in the US?
its like actors learning an accent for a movie, they go back to their original accent when theyre not acting
@@katrinadinh5070 It's not like that at all though, because (1) the actors' lives do not depend on them keeping up the correct accent at every single second of their time using it and (2) they would go back to a different *language*, not accent; they probably wouldn't even have an accented version of English in their repertoire.
and (2b) making people speak with an accent to represent that they are foreign and maybe are speaking their native language some of the time is an extremely lazy and annoying American movie trope
@@yanathecontrarian4863 lmao its not that deep but go off ig
@@yanathecontrarian4863 good point, really they should be speaking russian
@@kiikat It's not even like plenty of shows and movies don't do that... just putting English subtitles to conversations in other languages... but maybe those are Brittish productions.
"Harvey Weinstein....I mean drekof 😂"
The resemblense was Uncanny
So True
*Re-SomeBalance
Obviously they would do that
@2ndBookofLaughter Glad I wasnt the only one who thought this during the movie :-D
Cannot Unsee Sexy Beast Weinstein, now! Thanks for nothing!
The sad part is she's a side character in her own movie...
This is how I felt about Loki too...seems like a sidekick in his own TV show.
same goes for loki in his own show...
or... and hear me out... natasha and yelena were equally the main focus of the movie.
Ik right like what the crap
Just like loki
This movie felt like a sequel to the Black Widow/Hawkeye Budapest movie we’ve been asking for since 2012 🤷🏽♂️
Like in End Game they kept talking about Budapest... like seriously. Just keep teasing us
Hoping this was just a really dumb way to do a test run to introduce the other characters before giving us the offcial pre-sequel
@@nerahm249 you can keep hoping but Natasha rominoff ain’t gonna be in the mcu again
You and I remember Budapest very differently
Still better than WW84.
I feel Black Widow could have been a really intriguing, tense companion piece to The Winter Soldier and Civil War. It could have gone to some dark places (which it tries, but doesn't completely succeed) and created some of the best character work yet in the MCU. Sadly, it just didn't have the right edge to truly excel. It was good, but could've been so much more if it just tried a little bit harder.
Of course not. They make jokes about the ledger being red and Widows not being able to have babies both of which were really serious topics in The Avengers and AoU when Natasha addressed them
Thats kind of how I feel about it, like, it was fine, but I honstly didnt think about it at all until now, like I think I would be bored out of my mind on a second watching
Yea, I felt that. This felt enough like TWS (in tone) to see the movie's potential. But, it also strayed enough away from TWS and too close to the MCU formula to still feel like just another mediocre MCU movie, though I did like it more than most of the other mediocre MCU movies.
@Zmir Moore the opening credits slapped then the rest of it was a let down
they could have made it dark and tragic but i guess marvel doesnt want the movie to take that route since they made it for every demographic to see which made it bad. it involves brainwashing,experimentation,assassination etc. it had so much potential.
“In Soviet Russia, M C’s U”
😂 I freaking died.
So accurate 😂
@WWE is my city Yeah, it's the latest big-screen entry in the MCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe.
@WWE is my city it's also a Russian reversal joke
So few know the "In Soviet Russia" jokes anymore.
Our culture is dying.
I can totally relate to that vest discussion; 'but look, it's got pockets' was a common justification for my many fashion travesties.
Function over Fashion.
Unless you count the time when purse makers actually conspired to convince women to have sewn-in jean pockets, so they can't go without a purse.
And a lot of Rob Liefeld character design
My 6 y/o loves her some pockets.
Has camo pants with pink trim because of that.
[friend at funeral] "Oh look, they buried her in her favourite dress."
[me, still dead] "It hasss pocketsss..."
I know people give a lot of grief to Hawkeye for that scene where he goes off on Thor... but honestly, the more I watch it, the more it seems like a legit honest reaction a person would have in such an insane situation
I liked it
Well said William... Hawkeye has the most emotional scene in MCU... Frustration and pain..
They give him grief? I didn't know that. I thought it stood out.
Yeah I don't get why people hate him so much.
Same. Also his "I don't have time to babysit" speech to Wanda in age of ultron was hands down the best speech in the entire mcu.
Omg I felt you on the mini jovovich! We said the same thing watching it
Honestly,I thought of Mini-Emma from"Blue Is the Warmest Colour".
She’s her daughter
@@Nicamon yikes...
It’s because young Natasha (Ever Anderson) is actually the daughter of Mila Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson)
I knew that was a Jovovich!!
My problem is that Natasha had a superhero family (super strong dad, scientist mom, assassin sister) and yet we never have a scene where all four of them are fighting together. Come on, that was basically a chance at a live action Incredibles and they missed it!
Maybe Marvel is saving that bit for the Fantastic Four movie. It sure should've been previewed here though.
We got that in Wandavision (a little bit)
@@3Rayfire that's a lame excuse, saving for F4 😂 well a good movie should be all out not that kind of excuse
Yep
And the red Guardian didn’t get their chance to be cool.
I died at "The most brutal murder in Black Widows history"....xD
Friendzoned on the spot 😂
LMFAO
Friend-zoned equals brutal murder
@@guticop ikr, at least she could have hugged him or give him a pat on the back
Call me at the funeral
the way the narrator's voice flips when describing Yelena, "who's murdered untold hundreds of people", iCry
That invincibility of them took me out of the film a little. They survive stuff with no injuries. It's difficult not to compare to Winter Soldier, in which they show being more vulnerable to guns and crazy villains.
Apparently, the Widows have been retconned into having gained low-level regen and heightened reflexes through supersoldier experiments the Red Room conducted whilst trying to recreate the Erskine serum.
@@christianpearce3382 If not shown or mentioned in the movies -> not canon, no matter what they say after. You don't watch movies and then go online to supplement the information, especially if binge watching.
Since it's inevitable: Loki honest trailer. Always.
Loki Honest Trailer: "I am Inevitable"
For all time. Always.
Glorious purpose
Quoting Snape or am I imagining things? XD
I’m all for Florence Pugh’s character, but this movie should’ve been a Raid-style action film of Black Widow and Hawkeye in Budapest. Plus flashback sequences that connect some of her origin story, and tie it into the emotional arc of the overall film.
Then we could’ve gotten this one, or something like it.
That’s the point. An ordinary fan can write a better movie than Disney could ever do. But they gave us this garbage.
I was thinking they could at least have it where Hawkeye was there part of the time and Yelena didn't get unbrainwashed until at least halfway into the movie. It would help if they developed characters rather than having them start out already knowing each other.
@@Adonis_Quinn Well not garbage
I enjoyed it a bit
Let's call it bad
Shang chi will break this
You can't expect "raid-style" from Hollywood. That's way too much.
@@ItsJustTeddington Yeah, but at least Raid-style in an interestingly contained plot like that. That’d make for a refreshing Marvel film.
“In Soviet Russia MCsU” has me crying why was that so funny
What does it mean? I didn't get it
I lost it😂😂
@@hittingyouoverthehead in Soviet Russia the joke gets you
He still hasn't topped "The Stepford Whites"
It’s the Yakov Smirnoff joke formula.
"About the time she helped her own replacement join the MCU"
I did not realize this until I heard it but that is 100% true
The story of how Natasha got her jacket for Infinity War
I burst out in laughter when he said "the evil mastermind Harvey Weinstei- I mean Dreykov"
Hahaha me too
Yuup!
Same man
😂😂😂 same
He forgot to mention hanks, Spielberg, Streep and Gunn in that sentence. . .
Please say “I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
Yeah!!!
There does seem to be one significant aspect of the movie that was overlooked here:
This movie was probably the first time that most of us have actually heard the lyrics to Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I've heard that song at least a hundred times over the years and there's at least a full verse that I never truly heard correctly before watching Black Widow.
@@guitarluva90 Same.
I do enjoy Weird Al's lyrics for it, though. :) If you have not watched the music video for Weird Al's Smells Like Nirvana, I highly encourage you to do so.
Not "the trauma of being a child actor"😭😭😭😭😭😂
I still don't get why they didn't make a simple Black widow origin story...
The one time we want an origin story we get a generic MCU film for her replacement. No wonder it flopped harder than LeBron trying to get a foul. 😅🤣
Because it wasn't supposed to be an origin story. This movie takes place in the 2 year gap between civil war and infinity war. The point of this movie is to show what she did in those 2 years, how was her life. Yes I agree, it should have been different and it should have shown much more of her past but it was never an origin story.
@@lizzyvalles179 they should have released this movie before Infinity War. Would have been more interesting. Hard to get invested when you know its not making a difference
Because Scarlett Johansson is too old now to play her younger character, and CGI her face would be awful. They should have made it after Iron Man 2 when Black Widow was freshly introduced.
@@Gontran_Courtjoie marvel have a great cgi de age and scarjo was not that old if you put a makeup
Say: “There’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.”
If only this movie had a platypus
so the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to spend it
@@blazer3756 Like Phineas!
@@blazer3756 like maybe! Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel tower
@@juss_danii discovering something that doesn't exist
Every marvel movie having a giant ship at the end with the bad guy, that needs to be destroyed was too accurate I realized 😂
Great pointing out by Honest Trailers!!!
That fact they called Dreykov “Harvey Weinstein” in this video and I watched the movie all I could think of is that he’s pretty much just Harvey Weinstein is hilarious to me
i blurted out laughing when he called him harvey weinstein... 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, best line of the trailer
I was thinking the same thing! I was like, this is the best you could do for a villain in the MCU? Where's the originality?
That was one of the best jokes I'd ever heard, I laughed out loud
FLORENCE AND THE REGIME - now THAT was an underrated joke
Damn shouldn't have read comments before the end 🤣
And I an artist I would go see in concert
Would you mind explaining that joke to me?
@@dzabelal7261 Florence and the Machine is a band. Not sure if they are still around though.
@@ericdugal8818 She is!
Are we not gonna talk about how the movie thinks breaking your nose actually SEVERS your nerve? It definitely doesn't
Yeah, bit weird. Breaking your nose does stop you from smelling but that's more to do with the 'smells' not reaching the olfactory cleft where the receptor cells are, due to the break.
The brain colliding with the front of the skull would also damage olfactory neurones/sever the nerve and stop you from smelling but that's not directly related to a broken nose.
They kinda mixed up the two in the movie lol
@@sanjurayan4938 Also how much pain you'd be in and how little blood there was. Plus I feel like her nose would be way outta shape...
@@TheSpeediestRogue Right? Not even bruised afterwards. Was just silly.
@@TheSpeediestRogue right, my stepdad broke his nose in third grade n he's in his 60s now n it never went back to how it was shaped before it got broken
@@TheSpeediestRogue I like how there are exactly no bruises on the place where she smashed her head on the table.
"who's the grown adult that lost that tic-tac-toe? I'll bet it was Hawkeye." 😂😂
so funny!
Black Widow (2021): A 2-hour prequel to the Hawkeye TV series
Loki: A 6-hour exposition to Marvel phase 4.
Iron Man 2: A two hour prequel for avengers.
Avengers 2: A two hour prequel for phase 3.
Guardians 2: A two hour prequel for all of marvel cosmos coming next.
Spider-Man 2: A two hour sequel for sobbing over iron man's death.
Shang-Chi: A two hour sorry for their Mandarin mess up.
I mean why is this suddenly a suprise now? Aren't we watching this pattern for a decade now?
Wandavision: a 9 episodes prequel to Dr. Strange 2.
"meh, I'm sure they deserved it"
That was cold 🤣🤣
Colder than a Siberian avalanche indeed lol
im not sure they actually would've died there tho, at least not all of them. they were running inside when we last saw em, and that prison definitely looked strong enough to support itself even under a bunch of snow and rocks. Maybe they would be trapped, but I'm sure a place that big would be able to reach out or have someone notice its covered in ice.
It's time for LOKI..
HONEST TRAILER LOKI.
THIS 💯💯💯
Loki was garbage
@@lukemonahan7076 no you
I stan with the devil... Its time for LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You mean Marvel's DOCTOR WHO?
Omg...thank you for bringing this to light. There are tons of Russian speaking actors in the US, who can be casted to do some proper Russian language or at least accent. This thing with Kurylenko seems to be not the first time either. All the "slavic" women in 007 franchise and the first time they cast an actual Slavic chick who can speak Russian she is playing a Latina. Smh. My Russian ears are tired of all the butchering. It's a very difficult language. Either leave it alone or do it justice.
Say “the Bourne trilogy should’ve been called good will punching”
My boy's wicked and deadly
You win the internet today
I mean, "Good Will Hunting" kinda already works for it without any alterations.
How you like them apples?
@@lnsflare1 you must be fun at parties
The Smells Like Teen Spirit montage in the beginning was honestly the best part of the movie and seemed like it should be an intro to a much better and darker movie than it did
That montage was the best we could get to describe the actual feel of The Red Room, since what transpires in training there cannot be shown in a Marvel movie. They CAN'T go that dark.
Just like in xmen origins, where they gave us the best part that could have been a good movie at the beginning and choose to tell a much worse story instead.
10000 x yes! The intro was the dark and messed up black widow origin film i was hoping for. for a moment i thought i should watch it properly and then rest of the movie was just generic hero film
Kind of tied into the pheromone thing
@@stefanmakara373 red sparrow was basically a better version of this movie
Dude right?! When I was in the movie theater I was like "He's giving me some serious Harvey Weinstein vibes"
Ommfgg I just got that one... for some reason I thought he was talking about Harvey Bullock haha (I know that doesn't make any sense)
Its so obvious they would make that resemblance
It was on purpose
I thought we were finally going to see Natasha's *origin* story. It was really more of a side quest before she went back to dealing with the Avengers and Thanos.
The fighting pose was the funniest thing In the movie period.
The only laugh i had watching the movie.
I loved how she got up all disgusted.
Definitely got a laugh out of me until I heard the whole discussion regarding the pose and the male gaze.
@@mrstraiban Ah yes, the Tripod, most suggestive of all positions.
I laughed out loud at the helicopter crashing from running out of fuel....
The only genuine laugh I had through out the entire film was when red guardian broke dudes arm in the prison
So they're Russian and they're alone in the car having a normal conversation yet they speak English with Russian accents?
I am Russian and I can honestly tell you that those accents aren’t Russian 😂 plus, the fact that throughout the movie they kept calling each other by their full names in informal settings is ridiculous. We don’t do that, come oooon!
It always makes me wonder why oh why won’t they consult a Russian about the authenticity of the script
@@pndaahs they fail at Russian or being Russian in almost every instance in tv or movie. My ex who is Russian told me the only time she was impressed with someone's Russian was one show called burn notice. Other than that it's always comical.
@@pndaahs what are the short versions of Natasha and Yelena?
The only ones I know are Czech and Polish, Olina for Olga and Basia for Barbara
Yes, and in Norway all signs are in English.
Welcome to New Asgard
@@imdbbookaholic Natasha is short for Natalia; Lena is short for Yelena/Elena.
For Olga the short version is Olya.
Barbara is not a Russian name, I’ve never met a Barbara in my life
I totally did not see the comparisons between Black Widow's childhood and a child celebrity until now
it's stupid... they are both two random child trauma's.. there are thousends of variants of it
@@irissupercoolsy Its called an analogy
@@irissupercoolsy *traumata
I still don't. She overcame her trauma and became competent.
"Let's give black widow her solo movie but make her a helping hand, again."
I wanted to see her story before she joined shield. I was expecting some action like The Raid 😭
Totally forgot about disney being family friendly...
That would have been interesting. So far the two movies since end game haven't impressed me
She'd have survived Endgame if she had remembered those fall skills.
We probably could've got a Raid style film if the Russo bros directed this
Awww, I thought you guys were gonna with "See my vest" for Yelena's starring.
STARRING: Vesty Le Pugh.
@@commandercaptain4664 that's the best thing I've read all month
Made from genuine gorilla chest!
see my vest, see my vest, seeeeee my vest 😄
"a floating fortress that avoids detection because it's...CLOUDY"
I see your fancy flying carrier covered in screens to project the image of the sky and raise you...
a water droplet spray system !
"Best at everything but a solo Black Widow film." ACCURATE!!
Damn right
Why? I think it was cool
@@AbsolAhm Agreed
@@AbsolAhm because we didn't learn much about her past, and this is her only final solo movie
@@AbsolAhm it's a cool movie not a good movie. Like some action scenes are really cool and violence.
I COULD BARELY STOP LAUGHING!!! 😂😂😂
This has to be one of the funniest Honest Trailers I have seen in a while!
This movie was little more than Yelena being so cute and absolutely adorable and roasting Black Widow! 😆
The most unrealistic thing in the whole movie is that tic-tac-toe. How could it possibly end up like that???
If they were doing something else to make it interesting, it could. No reason they had to be playing the default child's rules.
They must have been drunk. Or high.
or both
@Meta Man 5:32
Maybe they aren't playing tic tac toe,
They might be playing somthing big...
Poor banner.
I felt the “most brutal murder” joke. Ow, my confidence.
Someone not being sexually interested in you hurts your confidence? Grow up.
@@deadlyjelly a person who has no problems meeting women who want to be more than friends? Shut up.
@@deadlyjelly Unnecessary.
@@deadlyjelly They're obviously making a joke. Well, obvious to some, anyway.
you sound pathetic
"Hawkeye. Definitely Hawkeye."
I actually laughed at that, thumbs up.
It’s a Mission Impossible movie. Face mask, list of secret agents, helicopter stunts, going rogue from a secret spy agency, not dying without any powers to save you. That’s literally everything that happens on every MI movie.
HANNA !
Same concept.
The only thing I didn't like about this movie is it borrows a few too many beats from Winter Soldier. She fights a shadow regime with a floating fortress and her main opposition is a brainwashed super soldier with whom she has a personal connection from her past? C'mon, guys. Make her own movie, not a retread of someone else's.
i mean… that’s all of the mcu. they reuse themes a lot
Personal connection from the past? Natasha saw her once before blowing up the house. Steve and bucky were besties for years
@@L00ww exactly
Even the big floating sky HQ was a retread of the SHIELD helicarrier.
@@L00ww it was more about the trauma of killing a helpless kid that stayed with her for years
"Wint-her Sold-her" 💀💀💀 for real tho.
"Harvey Weinste..." I'm dead lmao🤣
i choked when he said that
Should have said George Soros
So did his survivors 😏😂
Best part
They are almost the same person LOL
I feel sorry for Scarlet, she was the producer, she sued Disney+ and lost, her character died a movie ago and all of that for a film where she's not even the protagonist
This comment makes it seem like she lost her lawsuit against Disney and I'm pretty sure it hasn't even been through the courts yet.
@@NishaWinchester -- It was settled out of court in September. She didn't lose; in fact, if you can get Disney to settle with you, most people would consider that a win!
@@ValerieJNorse Honestly, for a moment...I thought you were going th use the adjective 'absolute'
She doesn't even want to be BW anymore. Its been like that since 2015 now
it is more fun to watch a honest trailer than the actual movie
No
YES!
It’s like a spy movie without the intrigue. Boriiiiing
Oof
Yea
So that's the reason of her death, she used every Totem Of Undying she had in her own movie
"and the most brutal murder in black widow history"
so is she gonna slice his head off, cut his heart out...
"you've always been a good friend to me"
F dude... F
I didn't even realize how hard she friendzoned him until this comment. 😭🤣
@@FreedomUninterrupted to be fair, it took rewatching the part a few times to get the joke
I didn't know Miss Pugh until the Hawkeye series. she won me over. she was the highlight of the series. especially her scenes with Steinfeld.
She'd have survived Endgame if she had remembered those fall skills.
But no soul stone if she had
Did you get amnesia? She wanted to fall in Endgame..
So gravity doesn’t hurt you unless you want it to? Got ya!
@@michaeldehart3253 Come on, man. Gravity literally doesn't hurt you. What hurts you is the ground or whatever thing you hit while you're falling.
Lmfao why are you guys attacking him
That was clearly a joke
3:46
“What if the most powerful force on Earth…Girl Power…”
😂😂😂
"You've always been a real good friend to me." - Brutal. Just devastatingly brutal.
I haven't watched that movie, can you please tell me what happened ?
The "starring" part is always the best.
Thank you for mentioning the fact that they murdered all those people with the avalanche.
Did they? It looks like most of them got inside the prison. Someone would have come and dug them out eventually.
@@darthstryk7169 Theyd have made the prisoners dig out from the inside....
People forget that 90% of the work done at prisons is done by the inmates, and that's here let alone there...
@@darthstryk7169 they're in the middle of nowhere, comms unlikely working due to the avalanche, inmates trapped alongside guards. If someone's alive by the time someone manages to poke a hole in that snow it would be a miracle.
@@darthstryk7169 yes! They're all most likely dead
I can’t wait to see Space Jam: A New Legacy get torn to shreds.
When does Suicide squad come out
@@saladass7172 August 6th
Cinderella's first ballgown will have had it easy compared to "Space Jam: A New Legacy".
@@AngelofMusic04 i see what you did there
I liked the movie bro , I dont get why everyone is hating on it , liked it more than Black widow to be honest
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thought the Taskmaster was “Wolverine Origins” Deadpooled
He was mandarin ‘d
Now I can't unsee it
Maybe now we'll get a proper Taskmaster movie (with a man of course)
@@richibonilla8927 Just like we got a comic accurate and one of the best played comic character by Ryan Reynolds.
XMOW Deadpool was still worse though.
I really thought it would be A Bourne Identity type of movie of Natasha having flashbacks of all her violent murders under Dreykov but it's just a cookie cutter Marvel movie that should have come out in 2016
I didn’t realized how Drakov looked so much like Weinstein.
I was a waiting on a Harvey Weinstein reference... wasn't disappointed at all 😂
hahahahahahahaha too soon hhahahahahahahahaha
Honestly when she fell off the building and landed on her legs was bit of BS
That's the problem with prequel sequels, we already know how her life turned out. She was never in real danger anyway.
Yes! In a action movie I can take a lot but falling off a building and hitting 3 or 4 structures on the way down. No way you land on your feet. Gave me Fast9 vibes when they just jump car to car without even a stumble.
ofc. they have plot armor, because the filmmakers are too lazy to come up with action that one can actually survive.
Yeah man scream BS so loud at the time like wtf at least stay down for a min not just straight walking
@@kingplunger6033 That is pretty much every action movie.
See they just needed to go a little darker, a little smaller... The opening sequence was so good. It had me so hopeful, and then the rest let me down. Nat could have been more that some sad facial expressions in a mirror. Whelp, time to go read the new Black Widow again to make up for this mess.
Bahaha, I'm actually a tad underwhelmed by the power of Yelena's vest. Totally was waiting for her to just be whipping out all sorts of random odds and ends. Beef jerky, grenades, nail spa kit, paracord.
That would've been fucking awesomeee
True!
I feel like that fits more for actual parody films like Superhero movies (2008) or Deadpool but seeing how self-referential and overreliance on bathos the MCU has become since Avengers 1, I am not surprised
I laughed more than I should have at "The Manservant's Tale" lol
me too, until i heard “the most brutal murder in black widow’s history” 😭💀
Imagine if they made a spy-action movie like Casino Royale or Bourne Identity showing the mass kidnapping and psychological + physical torment they all went through ending with the moment she decided to get out of the organization with the big Budapest fight. Instead we get another quip filled CG blob with another floating fortress of doom and a 2.0 version of Deadpool from Wolverine Origins where the bad guy was defeated because she slammed her face on a desk.
What you described was exactly what I wanted. There are a lot of potential with Black Widow stories.
@@wheniwasaweelad902 This is what I thought they'd do. And budapest would have sort of been a code and we'd slowly get trickles of information throughout it. But instead they just threw so much plot at us in the opening credits scene and basically showed the taskmaster and who she was through them literally saying it out loud. Like, why not let the viewers have to guess who this is and why is she mimicking their powers yet still loses almost every fight against them. Definitely a much better movie was possible with just a bit less on the nose. Which I've noticed has plagued Marvel since Winter Soldier. Even Endgame had it. Just people standing or sitting around discussing what is happening. The old show not tell in storytelling is kinda lost on Disney now.
@@TheSpeediestRogue You're right on that one. This is why I like the Bourne trilogy and the mission impossible franchise so much.
This was never supposed to be a black widow movie, it was simply setting up Yelena Belova to be the new black widow.
@@TheSpeediestRogue I liked the movie but even still I felt that it seemed like a huge missed opportunity. i remember the the fan theories months ago (maybe even years ago?) about how the Black Widow could go down: glimpses of her sordid assassin past up until her run in with Clint and her eventual defection to SHIELD. lots of talk of a cameo appearance by the Winter Soldier, alluding to the conversation she had with Steve about the time TWS shot her while on detail. So many ways they couldve given us actual glimpses into her "Red Ledger", rather than needlessly showing us what she was up to after Civil War (simply so that they could introduce her replacement). Anyway, still an enjoyable movie, but somewhat of a disservice to the character.
I get why everyone is upset at the movie, but I actually really enjoyed it. I feel it could’ve been a sequel to a first movie about her origins, and that it should’ve come out before endgame, but otherwise, it’s a solid movie. Maybe not my favorite but it’s definitely up there