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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  Год назад +1273

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  • @pastrypanda2446
    @pastrypanda2446 Год назад +4485

    The fact Groobert was sent to the forbidden forest to die, got grabbed by a giant ass spider, and came back not only ALIVE. But also wearing the spiders skinned corpse as a trophy. Certified badass.

    • @jaketucker2559
      @jaketucker2559 10 месяцев назад +174

      And some people say people with autism have an evolutionary disadvantage…

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 10 месяцев назад +146

      Groobert, the special boy who lived..

    • @shademaster24601
      @shademaster24601 10 месяцев назад +51

      and Gollingsworth is just happy to see him.

    • @PuppetMasteronVHS
      @PuppetMasteronVHS 10 месяцев назад +117

      He wasn’t sent to die, he was left there to have some vigorous exercise and timeout. And it turns out that’s exactly what he needed.

    • @draggydaducky
      @draggydaducky 10 месяцев назад +29

      They said he couldn't bring his new spider friend back alive. Poor choice of words.

  • @TheSentinelStone
    @TheSentinelStone Год назад +2312

    None of his students have exploded to our knowledge, he’s genuinely trying to teach them vital spells to protect themselves from soul sucking monsters, drove out the Harry Potter fan infestation, and cheered on his students for their successes. Besides a few questionable things like intentionally making himself their boggart I would say Prof. Gollingsworth is doing a pretty decent job.

    • @akumaouja4062
      @akumaouja4062 Год назад +237

      Honestly three deaths is pretty mild compared to the repeated implosions.

    • @aquafreesh9219
      @aquafreesh9219 Год назад +270

      @@akumaouja4062those three deaths were Harry Potter fans that’s why they claimed the rat was a servant of the dark lord. Alls well that ends well

    • @FayeLawnKrack3d
      @FayeLawnKrack3d Год назад +67

      Yeah. I even headcanon he's actually making them mentally stronger.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Год назад +122

      making himself their boggart could even be said to be a good thing too. after all, he is making himself the scariest thing they know, but he is also going on to show that he isn't something to be scared of - teaching them that just because its scary doesn't mean its bad. like doing new things or people who yell or say mean things.

    • @austinbridges518
      @austinbridges518 11 месяцев назад +12

      YES! GOOD JOB GRUBERT!

  • @emoment1088
    @emoment1088 Год назад +2548

    Professor Gollingsworth could've soloed Voldemort. 10/10, best professor in Harry Potter, probably ever.

    • @TheRyuSword
      @TheRyuSword Год назад +36

      It would be close, but in the end it comes down to whether or not Voldemort manages a final blow or not, if he does then Gollingsworth might also fall, but Voldemort would lose.

    • @mikespearman1414
      @mikespearman1414 Год назад +28

      Voldemort was a dudblood.

    • @booshoe2000
      @booshoe2000 11 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@mikespearman1414Wasn't he harry potter fan with how obsessed he was?

    • @omlo9093
      @omlo9093 10 месяцев назад +3

      I would want him to teach me if I was a magical boy.

    • @RaunchyLemon
      @RaunchyLemon 3 месяца назад

      ​@@booshoe2000he was technically the og hp fan

  • @The_relatable_idiot
    @The_relatable_idiot Год назад +14305

    The way the professor scares all the kids first then opens the closet and it’s him scaring them is golden😂

    • @mormacil
      @mormacil Год назад +594

      And then it turns into a little girl before him admitting his greatest fear is "distractions".

    • @MajinBuusni
      @MajinBuusni Год назад +28

      That's the fucking point

    • @matthewgerlach5775
      @matthewgerlach5775 Год назад +27

      @Patrick39 no you arent

    • @Ozawanikoot
      @Ozawanikoot Год назад +9

      @@mormacil lmao!!!!

    • @Doomwolf82002
      @Doomwolf82002 Год назад +8

      @@matthewgerlach5775 It's a bot, ignore it.

  • @burnoutcat2387
    @burnoutcat2387 Год назад +6307

    Okay but a "Shadow wielding a glock" patronus would be so effective though

    • @ZitiPatrol
      @ZitiPatrol Год назад +300

      whoever has that patronus is an absolute sigmachad

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 Год назад +250

      @@ZitiPatrol It's that blond girl. The prof got reasons to fear them.

    • @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773
      @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773 Год назад +36

      I'm inclined to agree

    • @Negativity808
      @Negativity808 Год назад +16

      yeah ShAdOw Gat

    • @macmac277
      @macmac277 Год назад +81

      for those out of the loop. Shadow using guns is not just a meme, but it came from an actual game. They did make a shadow game where he uses guns lol

  • @Krustyplayboy
    @Krustyplayboy Год назад +7480

    I like how he doesn’t hate the special needs kids just the Harry Potter fan

    • @benivinson3693
      @benivinson3693 Год назад +357

      understandable

    • @elijahaaron6949
      @elijahaaron6949 Год назад +1

      its cause the Special needs kids have some use

    • @MindmusicArt
      @MindmusicArt Год назад +308

      He's essentially a good fit teacher for them unless that day-drinking get out of hand! 😂

    • @slightlyoddsalad7024
      @slightlyoddsalad7024 Год назад +333

      "DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORES!" Prof. Gollingsworth said calmly.

    • @jaket2k927
      @jaket2k927 Год назад +200

      He is probably a better special Ed teacher than 3/4 of my actual ones.
      He invest in his students, he doesn't neglect them, he tries to teach them, he realizes his roll in life and he is annoyed by the special snowflakes. He taught them essentially that shit isn't okay and taught them respect can be fear too.
      We got what's called a (504) which is basically like the Harry Potter fans. you don't have a disability or anything but they threw you in because either they hate you or you are so bad they are afraid of losing school scores.

  • @ricecracked7565
    @ricecracked7565 Год назад +4026

    Despite Professor Collingsworth seeming like he could care less about his students, the fact that Gruba survived being attacked by a giant spider, defeated it, and wore it's carcass as fucking ARMOR, proves that not only does Professor Collingsworth believe in his students and isn't afraid to push them to their limits but he also capable of producing absolute fucking killing MACHINES

  • @imtheman84
    @imtheman84 Год назад +3958

    Grover had an entire character arc off screen and returned stronger than ever.

    • @Thehartoftheparty
      @Thehartoftheparty Год назад +100

      Yeah, he had to go visit Atreus to kill some gods like Percival Johnson or something.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega Год назад +77

      @@Thehartoftheparty Grover: I’m gwad I could find fwends who are like me
      Atreus: Aw, thanks Gro- Wait, what do you mean ‘like you?’

    • @theunknown2795
      @theunknown2795 Год назад +13

      Bro was a Terraria Fan.

    • @EccentricArc
      @EccentricArc Год назад +15

      @@theunknown2795 brother was playing grounded

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer Год назад +19

      A tar- I mean "dud blood" with magic abilities and extra strength attributes??? That kid could probably take on all of Hogwarts single-handedly and win.

  • @someguyinazoo
    @someguyinazoo Год назад +1102

    The best part about Flashgitz is how much detail and how genius the jokes are. Like it seems like he reread the entire books just to make the one video

    • @ms.honiqualisha4529
      @ms.honiqualisha4529 Год назад +22

      Still got one detail wrong . Jeremy would not have a ghost.

    • @sanegayguy
      @sanegayguy 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@ms.honiqualisha4529 So, only Wizards can become ghosts?

    • @ms.honiqualisha4529
      @ms.honiqualisha4529 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@sanegayguy Yes .

    • @OneUp-18
      @OneUp-18 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ms.honiqualisha4529he's an exception

    • @TBK7913
      @TBK7913 9 месяцев назад +9

      Also kind of strange to have a weasley not be in Gryffindor

  • @oldman2477
    @oldman2477 Год назад +1894

    "Drive them from our shores." Prof. Gollingsworth said calmly.

    • @jonathanprince707
      @jonathanprince707 Год назад

      Funny thing is those "Harry Potter Fans" are likely Hogwart's largest flow of income.
      If anything they should be going after Angry Twitter SJWs. If anyone needs an Avada Kedavra to the face, it's them.
      Then again they have no soul, so it probably wouldn't work.
      Now that I think of it, they're more like Dementors in the way they suck fun and happiness from everything around them. The Patronus should work.

    • @kimb1943
      @kimb1943 Год назад +18

      Oke I may have laughed a bit to hard at that 🤣

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath Год назад +10

      I LOVE THIS!!!
      I said calmly...

    • @haterade3.029
      @haterade3.029 Год назад +3

      He is right, calmly

    • @JustDeadlyThings
      @JustDeadlyThings Год назад +2

      😂😭😭

  • @huegofarley4684
    @huegofarley4684 Год назад +4433

    the sequel we didnt deserve but needed

    • @Dolat1984
      @Dolat1984 Год назад +18

      God damn these bots suck!

    • @randomforester_462
      @randomforester_462 Год назад +10

      @@Dolat1984 Man VS Machine gone rampant.

    • @landonsmith2154
      @landonsmith2154 Год назад +1

      Dudbloods for life!

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 Год назад +3

      We never deserve anything Flashgitz gives us

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Год назад +1197

    Their patronuses being Sonic characters and fire trucks shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did 😂

    • @hawtgarbage6664
      @hawtgarbage6664 9 месяцев назад +56

      I lost it when sonic with a handgun showed up and just shot one of the imposters. It was beautiful.

    • @Nathan-rb3qp
      @Nathan-rb3qp 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@hawtgarbage6664That was Shadow.

    • @stephentremblay1465
      @stephentremblay1465 8 месяцев назад +9

      I damn near choked to death on my water when that part came. I wasn't ready for that. 😂

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 6 месяцев назад +7

      Hit me hard as a firetruck. The shadow with a gun absolutely wrecked me. Funniest thing I've seen this year.

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 6 месяцев назад +2

      I think "sonic with a gun" is the one that got me

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 Год назад +2097

    “Yes! Good job Grover!”
    This man never fails to make me crease up

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 Год назад +77

      The fact Gruber had a character arc that only substantiated what the professor claimed is hilarious.
      I'm just imagining the trials of that little dudblood.

    • @VeryOrc
      @VeryOrc Год назад +3

      @@Kspice9000 You mean the trials of those fool enough to oppose him :D

  • @erickk1992
    @erickk1992 Год назад +3466

    I know next to nothing about Harry Potter lore but something tells me this is 100% accurate.

    • @Alastair_
      @Alastair_ Год назад +105

      It is.

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 Год назад +82

      They tone it down a little bit in order to not shock the audience too much

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 Год назад +74

      In Harry Potter the "pure blood" wizards are inbred mutants that tells the Absburgs "hold my beer".

    • @IluvDelutaya
      @IluvDelutaya Год назад +4

      Flashgitz are massive Harry Potter fans

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz Год назад +48

      It's this weird combination of mocking the absurdity of Harry Potter (as well as other things amongst the Flashgitz sense of humour) while using staples of the Harry Potter world to their advantage
      It's very clever

  • @pennsy6755
    @pennsy6755 Год назад +346

    I wheeze my ass off every time at the “drive them from our shores” segment.
    My god. It’s too beautiful. It encapsulates the amount of energy from a hit blockbuster. It *deserves* an Oscar.

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 Год назад +2189

    Hogwarts Legacy will teach us the way to reach Dumbledore's legendary levels of calmness when asking something.

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +36

      these bots are just lazy at this point

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +29

      @Patrick39 arnt you the "I’m better than penguinz0" bot hey who said you could go to other youtubers

    • @DarthPoyner
      @DarthPoyner Год назад +2

      Specifically when you first talk to the idiot running the pet store. Dear God!

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Год назад +5

      ​@@diveblock2058 if you know it's a bot why engage

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 Год назад +2

      @@protalghulnist4126 why the hell not

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 Год назад +2867

    I’m glad Gruber got a happy ending. I hope they don’t kill him in the next one, the guy survived the forbidden forest.

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur Год назад +202

      I think you mean to say the forbidden forest survived Gruber

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 Год назад +127

      @@tomtheconqerur you know what, you’re right, he didn’t survive, he dominated. Look at that spider armor!

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 Год назад +72

      Gruber wasn't alone in the Forbidden Forest. The Forbidden Forest was alone in Gruber.

    • @dirkbastiaandejong997
      @dirkbastiaandejong997 Год назад +17

      They will try. They will fail.

    • @tboireacts6000
      @tboireacts6000 Год назад +4

      aragog

  • @Lackalope
    @Lackalope Год назад +351

    The autistic patronus being sonic had me fucking howling

    • @ThisHandleIsRare
      @ThisHandleIsRare 9 месяцев назад +2

      Tails is better.

    • @Jabrownie23
      @Jabrownie23 8 месяцев назад

      @@ThisHandleIsRare Tails is as useless as you.

    • @PJVWYGDFRFAI
      @PJVWYGDFRFAI 5 месяцев назад +7

      I'm autistic and this shit was beyond hilarious to me.

    • @thexipherino667
      @thexipherino667 2 месяца назад

      Arminian Cory pfp spotted !!! Some one tell Tomar ! … he need to find this individual … for reasons unknown…

  • @some_guy117
    @some_guy117 Год назад +793

    Gotta love how gruebert came out not only alive but stronger than ever considering that forest usually kills any one who enters it

    • @MFnDahk
      @MFnDahk Год назад +76

      Literally wearing the skin of his enemies.

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 Год назад +58

      Tard strength is something amazing

    • @johnbash-on-ger
      @johnbash-on-ger Год назад +15

      @@diegoolivares1081 I second your comment about (re)tard strength being something amazing.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 11 месяцев назад +3

      And he got to keep his pet rat safe.

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 9 месяцев назад

      Wearing a fucking giant spider corpse at that 😂😂

  • @rememberjerry936
    @rememberjerry936 Год назад +1803

    “Intelligence yes, autism” “oh mhm… harry potter fan” i love how subtle some of your jabs have been in this series, f’ing awesome job.

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i Год назад +35

      Autism and adhd isn't the same thing.

    • @rememberjerry936
      @rememberjerry936 Год назад +36

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i bruh i just wasn’t listening

    • @MizzzFizzz
      @MizzzFizzz Год назад +28

      @@rememberjerry936 Hehehe, were you distracted and unable to pay attention from ADHD? XD From someone with both, its easy to mix them up.

    • @baconscoobysnacks3135
      @baconscoobysnacks3135 Год назад +23

      How was that subtle at all? 😂 Do you even know the meaning of the words you use?

    • @spencerstrunk6819
      @spencerstrunk6819 Год назад +11

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i Dude he did say autism. what do you mean?

  • @slyfor2
    @slyfor2 8 месяцев назад +62

    ive been cackling over the 'spazkaban' and 'every flavor Ritalin' jokes for literally the past 15 minutes. Jesus these guys are unhinged and i love it

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 Год назад +1372

    Prof. Gollingsworth is truly the best teacher, going above and beyond for his students.
    Arranging for outdoor activities with wildlife interaction, teaching critical spells for survival on day 1 and eradicating an infestation of Harry Potter fans from the school.

    • @Joe_biden_loves_minors_
      @Joe_biden_loves_minors_ Год назад +4

      Brother don't do it

    • @Tootiefrootietortalini2001
      @Tootiefrootietortalini2001 Год назад +7

      What’s so bad about Harry Potter fans?

    • @TheWall2772
      @TheWall2772 Год назад

      @@Tootiefrootietortalini2001 they are queers thats whats

    • @Tootiefrootietortalini2001
      @Tootiefrootietortalini2001 Год назад

      @@TheWall2772 what’s so bad about queers in the Wizarding World(Harry Potter)?

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 Год назад +23

      @@Tootiefrootietortalini2001 It’s just a joke. Thing is some of the fanbase is so pungent with toxicity.

  • @0Dexter00
    @0Dexter00 Год назад +1766

    "Spazkaban"
    Fucking amazing. Had me exhaling air from my nose slightly harder than usual.

  • @KonigsTiger581
    @KonigsTiger581 Год назад +243

    The part where he scares the kids for a boggart is my new cure for depression. I can't stop laughing, its been days.

  • @Sundawg17
    @Sundawg17 Год назад +286

    I like how one of the kid's just summon shadow with a gun.

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 Год назад +1341

    Shadow with the gun as a patronus is perfect 😂

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze Год назад +406

    The hat saying “AUTISM!” made me laugh very hard for some reason. And after that it just keeps repeating “Harry Potter fan!”. Lmfao

    • @jccarbone6361
      @jccarbone6361 7 месяцев назад +5

      Found my house “AUTISM”

    • @jerryapice1762
      @jerryapice1762 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm autistic and I also loved that.

  • @notalive_zombie
    @notalive_zombie Год назад +544

    I lost my shit at the "drive them from our shores!"

  • @all7out7anime
    @all7out7anime Год назад +488

    The face when hes reading the newspaper is pure gold. Animated with pure disgust and i loved it.

  • @Ghostmnm
    @Ghostmnm 9 месяцев назад +49

    1:47 I love that it’s specifically a trapdoor spider for the jumpscare on anyone who didn’t see the rock under the tree

  • @Desrook1
    @Desrook1 Год назад +1046

    “DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORES!”
    3:55
    Kills me every time

    • @alexanderforrest1983
      @alexanderforrest1983 Год назад +34

      I like how it also implies that Sonic, Shadow, and a fire truck were all killed on school grounds.

    • @Desrook1
      @Desrook1 Год назад +48

      @@alexanderforrest1983 I was under the impression that they were patronus

    • @MasterBlek
      @MasterBlek Год назад

      ​@Txtthenumber_ Quickly!
      We must report this channel ​ Txtthenumber_ , before someone actually believes in it's scams!

    • @Bloody_bucket
      @Bloody_bucket Год назад +8

      @@Desrook1 expecto putronuumm haarey

    • @cergic
      @cergic Год назад +1

      how many times have you seen this exactly, since the "very time" comment

  • @Anderslang14
    @Anderslang14 Год назад +1383

    Nearly died of laughter when he used the term 'Spazkaban' 🤣

    • @RavingNut
      @RavingNut Год назад +48

      same, poor keyboard almost got ruined by my coffee.

    • @betaradish9968
      @betaradish9968 Год назад

      Fuck your keyboard. I just had to wipe my monitor off from the beer that got sprayed over it.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie Год назад +85

      And "Bertie Botts Every Flavour Ritalin"

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 Год назад +7

      Same, I was howling 😂😂😂

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 Год назад +8

      That and using bogarts to dupe himself were the two that had me almost choke. 😂

  • @sameergill-raza711
    @sameergill-raza711 11 месяцев назад +27

    Sonic's Spindash and Shadow's glock are one of the most effective but dangerous spells...

  • @portiforowest3361
    @portiforowest3361 Год назад +774

    Man this lore is amazing.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming Год назад +1822

    As a former teacher, having the teacher be the problem is amazing and accurate

    • @pegeta
      @pegeta Год назад +11

      Did you stop making click baked contact yet

    • @sevenshadesofsmooth
      @sevenshadesofsmooth Год назад +59

      Can confirm the PTSD goes away after a decade or so after you stop teaching. Occasionally still wake up thinking you have assessment to mark.

    • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
      @TrueUnderDawgGaming Год назад +26

      @@pegeta Did you learn how to type yet?

    • @maybayV2
      @maybayV2 Год назад +10

      @@pegeta No, they didn't.

    • @oldluke7653
      @oldluke7653 Год назад +5

      ​@@TrueUnderDawgGaming I subbed to you for that burn and your last vid is about MK ....."Get Over There!" And give you a like

  • @go4metalify
    @go4metalify Год назад +49

    1:46 The only thing I fear more than Aragog now is Aragog as a trapdoor spider. Thanks FlashGitz

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 Год назад +745

    To find out poor Jeremy wasn't even a dudblood was quite the plot twist LOL.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Год назад +53

      But they said that in the last video

    • @SSJPokaLink
      @SSJPokaLink Год назад +1

      @@protalghulnist4126 only wizards become ghosts

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Год назад +34

      @@SSJPokaLink dudbloods are wizards that are mentally challenged, Jeremy isn't a dudblood he's just a Harry Potter fan

    • @deadstareffect
      @deadstareffect Год назад

      ​@we will be back I will batter and deep fry your hands like that pizza if you make another stupid comment like this one

  • @sushikage4947
    @sushikage4947 Год назад +472

    That Patronus Fire Truck was just flawless. It literally made me spit-take my drink 😅

    • @BWA85
      @BWA85 Год назад +56

      The Patronus Shadow with a Gun got me.

    • @alephniguroth7105
      @alephniguroth7105 Год назад +10

      the sonic, man... i almost lost it.

  • @torontomercenary
    @torontomercenary Год назад +203

    That closet bit had me laughing my ass off, pure gold

  • @NyacerOrigins
    @NyacerOrigins Год назад +1002

    Good lord the scene where the sorting hat started saying "HARRY POTTER FAN" made me widen my eyes in realization like "Oh no there inside the walls!"

    • @mikemikhail723
      @mikemikhail723 Год назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @thedoomwader
      @thedoomwader Год назад +61

      "He in the wall, HE IN THE GODDAMN WALL!!!"

    • @Bigb-rj5om
      @Bigb-rj5om Год назад

      @Textthenumberabover1...you forgot to change your username you dudblood

    • @DeinosCZ
      @DeinosCZ Год назад +12

      @@mikemikhail723 Its from Matrix.
      You are proably too young to know that movie :)

    • @LostInPhilly89
      @LostInPhilly89 Год назад +8

      *they're

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Год назад +10129

    This is still less dangerous and irresponsible than how Hogwarts is in the actual series.

    • @some_one4295
      @some_one4295 Год назад +333

      Really impressive they found a replacement headmaster who was almost as negligent as Dumbledore.

    • @blackjak4185
      @blackjak4185 Год назад +33

      Nah bruh Dumbledore was a Top G

    • @deez8202
      @deez8202 Год назад +27

      @@blackjak4185 dumbledough

    • @candyman9635
      @candyman9635 Год назад +23

      @@some_one4295 Dumbledore wasn't negligent though. He was always there when he was actually needed.

    • @MadeForNothing.
      @MadeForNothing. Год назад +6

      @its-time damn you really got em good there didn't you

  • @emdeejay7432
    @emdeejay7432 Год назад +91

    Dude this should be an actual 30 minute show every week. I would so watch it.

    • @LamarDave
      @LamarDave 3 месяца назад

      That ain't good for you but guess what...

  • @tgibbst
    @tgibbst Год назад +710

    I laughed way too hard at him scaring the kids and the bogert doing the same thing. I think something might be wrong with me.

    • @bearnaff9387
      @bearnaff9387 Год назад +6

      You're here, on a Flashgitz cartoon. YES THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! FFS, did you see the old WH40K shorts?

    • @uzimakiking
      @uzimakiking Год назад +3

      reminds me of the good old days of playing "freak out the t@rd" in middleschool

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 Год назад

      @@uzimakiking Geez dawg, don't play with fire like that, (I assume you're in America because I'm American and it's normal to think that only America exists while living in America) they hand guns out to anyone despite mental stability. Yeah you're probably only at risk of tinnitus from the gun shots since the only thing that kid is hitting is the ceiling... Come to think of it I'm sure they're just going to drop the gun the second it goes off on account of the noise... So, I guess you're all clear.
      Seriously its not cool to bully kids, especially in this case when it's harder for them to fire back on your deserving ass.

    • @uzimakiking
      @uzimakiking Год назад

      @@seventeenseventythirteen7465 what does me wanting to making the spergs freak out when i was an ignorant kid over 14 years ago(which i never did, but the intrusive thoughts were funny which makes this video funny af to me) have to do with me being superior to you as an American? never once did i say anything about guns and the like, bro go touch grass, drink water and get yourself some bitches, loser

    • @cinemaspire7258
      @cinemaspire7258 Год назад

      Yes, you have to emphasise that you have a dark sense of humour, congratulations?

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Год назад +671

    I’m honestly impressed he managed to kill that spider and make it back by himself

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa Год назад +129

      Remember, he was sent to the forest for strangling three students to death.

    • @Aegis-_-
      @Aegis-_- Год назад +53

      He’s the chosen one

    • @muk3988
      @muk3988 Год назад +50

      He is also a Weasley

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Год назад +17

      @@Nyrufa it means he's the main protagonist.

    • @matthewpollacci617
      @matthewpollacci617 Год назад +34

      @@Nyrufa Three Students that were talking about his pet rat being a spy for the Dark Lord... Sounds like something a Harry Potter fan would believe. Grover figured out what they were before the Professor and knew what to do.

  • @AbiyBattleSpell
    @AbiyBattleSpell Год назад +16

    wholesome when u consider they take care of actual special magic kids. and even include them in purging the muggles from there lands

  • @Ixmore
    @Ixmore Год назад +123

    What's particularly funny is that I can Imagine the word "Dudblood" being used both affectionately and derogatory in the Wizarding World.

  • @GrubSlime
    @GrubSlime Год назад +226

    The sorting hat bit is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @danielgodfrey4415
    @danielgodfrey4415 Год назад +48

    1:00 or generations of inbreeding

    • @abbadullreee3298
      @abbadullreee3298 Год назад +3

      Not to be a smartass or anything but I think that scene was referring to a tiktok trend about reality shifting or smth

    • @Yharnamcartnite
      @Yharnamcartnite 3 месяца назад

      Trump isnt winning lil bro

    • @VaultMAN-xn4dv
      @VaultMAN-xn4dv Месяц назад +1

      ⁠@@YharnamcartniteThis is about Harry Potter not politics lil bro.

  • @marcelhanout8246
    @marcelhanout8246 Год назад +449

    When I saw Hogwarts Legacy release, I knew there would be hoards of new "Jeremies" and I'm so glad I get to see justice done about it here

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O Год назад +294

    Glad to see Groobert survived in the end. He's the only Dudblood that should be cherished and protected. :3

    • @Major003
      @Major003 Год назад +17

      From bullied kid to full on *RIP AND TEAR.*

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 11 месяцев назад +2

      All he needed was a bit of exercise and some time outdoors.

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids Год назад +21

    2:10 If Randy from South Park became headmaster of Hogwarts.

  • @BoxyBrown-lw9kb
    @BoxyBrown-lw9kb Год назад +312

    I almost died laughing from a fire truck patronum. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
    Upd: I know that it is a parody and stuff but there's something wholesome in this cartoon. You definitely put a soul in everything you do. Keep up a good work guys, you are a real blessing

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 Год назад +8

      Idk sonic shooting a gun patronus seems pretty funny to me.

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 Год назад

      For me it was Gruber Weasley off screen character arc.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Год назад +1

      Sonic with a gun was much funnier to me!

    • @BWA85
      @BWA85 Год назад +2

      @@jeremiahkivi4256 it was Shadow.

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 Год назад +2

      @@BWA85 same thing, might as well have been Sonichu

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire Год назад +108

    That moment of realization as he read the article about those Harry Potter Legacy fans.... then the bit with the sorting hat... and finally "DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORES!!!" - holy crap, this needs to be made canon. This needs to be made into a six-hour movie that paves the way for a dozen trilogies. Also, science needs to figure out how those Flashgitz guys keep beating ass with every piece of absolute comedic gold art that they bring out, so we can weaponize it and use it to get all the chicks.

  • @EmoXboyX
    @EmoXboyX 11 месяцев назад +10

    LMAO XD ok that killed me when the sorting hat said out loud “AUTISM!”… at 3:34

  • @marywinchester1322
    @marywinchester1322 Год назад +140

    Please make this an ongoing series! It's HILARIOUS! 🤣

  • @ethanlyons3571
    @ethanlyons3571 Год назад +43

    Sorting hat: Hmmmm... Intelligence, yes. AUSTISM!!! 3:32
    That line alone fucking got me!

  • @abyssater9177
    @abyssater9177 Год назад +19

    The look on his face when he asks if the viewer knows what a boggart is, followed by the boggart scene is fantastic

  • @ryanmcamis7419
    @ryanmcamis7419 Год назад +445

    Holy shit...these..."kids" are better protagonists than the official ones.

    • @creampielover69
      @creampielover69 Год назад +38

      Grover has ten thousand times the charm and character of the portagonist of the game

  • @srouse1988
    @srouse1988 Год назад +25

    This is not the sequel that we deserved but the one we needed.

  • @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182
    @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 Год назад +206

    As always an absolute masterpiece

  • @PeterSnores
    @PeterSnores Год назад +54

    4:04 when you're late to class but know the assignment

    • @stitch3486
      @stitch3486 2 месяца назад

      Why did they kill the herry potter fans again?

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 Год назад +13

    Ah, “Cast them from out shores.” Excellent Pocahontas reference. Thank you.

  • @thestrahl8420
    @thestrahl8420 Год назад +21

    The rendition of that Voldemort BGM at 3:49 is so nice

  • @iorn9814
    @iorn9814 Год назад +285

    The perfect sequel doesn’t exi……

  • @edg3818
    @edg3818 Год назад +8

    Spazkaban sounds like a very necessary place nowadays.

  • @kevindolan9
    @kevindolan9 Год назад +94

    There’s a lot of hillarious moments in this small short but I think my fav rn is The Teacher using Expelliarmus on the classroom. 0:48 The smash cut after the explosion just slays me XD

    • @SuperDrobny
      @SuperDrobny 9 месяцев назад +7

      "Ex-pelliarmus!" the way he said it with that hint of "I've had it" rage had me actually laughing out loud

    • @AdrianDaWeeb
      @AdrianDaWeeb 9 месяцев назад +6

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@SuperDrobny”EXPELLIARMUS!” Dumbledore Said calmly

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 Год назад +57

    The boggart joke really got me.

  • @samflood5631
    @samflood5631 Год назад +4

    I just love how one of the Special Ed Gryffindor students Patronium spirit is just Shadow the Hedgehog busting a bunch of caps on the Harry Potter Fans.

  • @davestevens2908
    @davestevens2908 Год назад +66

    The boggart scare had me in tears.

  • @wargegeson8063
    @wargegeson8063 Год назад +199

    Love it when the kids start attacking the HP fans, and the professor is actually proud of them

  • @christar331
    @christar331 Год назад +10

    You have GOT to turn this onto a series.

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox Год назад +26

    4:21 Now hold up, that’s some mad drip right there.

  • @baphomathedude8057
    @baphomathedude8057 Год назад +239

    As a Harry Potter fan this was hilarious and indeed accurate XD

    • @highrish8045
      @highrish8045 Год назад +16

      i can tell you're a harry potter fan because you're using "XD" unironically

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 Год назад

      The cartoon men told me you were stupid, so I must mock you!....
      MOCK MOCK MOCK!!!

    • @baphomathedude8057
      @baphomathedude8057 Год назад +3

      @@highrish8045 I had no idea that was a harry potter fan thing.

    • @seanshultze220
      @seanshultze220 Год назад +4

      ​@@highrish8045 but, i still use that and im no harry potter fan, are people tried to be bland now?

    • @AriCalifornia-ny1td
      @AriCalifornia-ny1td Год назад +2

      @@highrish8045 yeah XD

  • @mylenevillanueva9392
    @mylenevillanueva9392 11 месяцев назад +20

    3:27 when Alex jones finds out about the meme

  • @sbkMulletMan
    @sbkMulletMan Год назад +172

    I was already going to Hell for laughing at the first one. I guess I'm going to double Hell.
    Also the bogart joke was freaking adorable.

    • @7EvanPAC789
      @7EvanPAC789 Год назад +1

      Mandate of Heaven: To be Counted Righteous always meant to reject Evil absolutely never allowed to justify evil crime lawlessness in heart thus when being made aware of Law (Truth) thus taking God at his word (God's word (law) made flesh: Jesus Christ replacement of First Man & the Lord of Heaven in the Flesh the literal Body of God) hence obedience and sacrifice the test of the heart (In full legal agreement with/Listening to God). The Heart is what has always been judged (pure) as good or evil. (Once learned made aware of Law, All People held to account judged by Law known/Israel.) El-Elyon (Most High), Ahura Mazda "Wise Lord" (Persia) Zoroastrianism, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Ancient China Temple of Heaven (Shang-Di), (Egypt) Ancient of Days, all cultures prove the only first religion and priesthood of humanity the Melchizedek Priesthood Jesus Christ (completed) fulfilled forever as the living High Priest (Promised Virgin Birth Covenant: Christianity is the fulfilled Melchizedek Priesthood through Jesus Christ the only promised savior redeemer who fulfilled the law and prophets and his Orthodox Church (All Holy Trinity Branches of correct doctrine is counted as Orthodox) is the only Functioning prophetic Holy Spirit Lead Priesthood of the 12 Tribes of Israel). Children, Free Will, & The Tower of Babel cultural language divide delays Jesus Christ's reign as when he claims throne he is immediately responsible for judging all both living and dead. All ancients knew of the promised resurrection of the Dead (Reincarnation), virgin birth, and Judgement Day of the Righteous and Wicked souls; To be perfect is to be complete according to set standard, mathematical law of absolutes good vs evil. The true opposite of love is unholy selfishness, the epitome of pride is self-righteousness (unmerited value/unlawfully agreed). People confuse pride with its righteous opposite which is Glory/Honor all ancients sought. Good is that of Truth/Holy Lawful Order, & Justice. Evil is that of Lies, unlawful disorder, chaos. Jesus Christ is the Law and the Test of Faith & Heart concerning righteousness and ritual purity (Ritual Purification) that which is Holy; whereby Jesus Christ (The Lamb of God) the word of God in the flesh is the standard of measure how a person is judged as good or evil based on their choice to receive God's payment blood covering sacrifice through Jesus Christ's Perfect Lawful Life. Faith=Trust. (KJV Bible for English) (Romans Ch.10) (Eternal Life) If you confess with the mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that the creator (supreme spirit) Lord of Heaven hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Jesus Christ the only worthy Emperor King of Kings Alpha Omega of Humanity has the authority and dominion of the first man and is the Eldest of the Human Race (Virgin Birth promised by Creator before Cain & Able) and First Born resurrected unto Glorification from the Dead. Israel is the church body of Christ Family of God; all people of any nation of the world that choose Righteousness, Honor, & Glory are citizens of Israel the Most High Lord of Heaven's Kingdom. Peace = Jesus Christ the only begotten son of God born from a virgin with no corruption from Adam's Seed. Islam is Satans Counterfeit of The 12 Tribes of Israel. Most people in world (All Ethnicities) including Arabs that identify as muslims are actually Israelites by Blood (All saved by Blood of Messiah Jesus Christ counted as Israelites co-heirs by Blood of Jesus Christ). #Zoroastrianism proves virgin birth (3 Wise Men Kings from East). Confess & Repent of Evil Crime lawlessness by Jesus Christ to Heavenly Father Creator of Life! (stop doing crime and ask for forgiveness for all evil done, can only confess and repent because of Jesus Christ) ✓Share with everyone, Diyu Shiwang Earth Prison Hell Ionic covalent bonding law water/air the spirit is a Gas given state of matter, God is light there is no darkness in him, spirit mini light star fuel fodder if trapped bonded to the Lake of Fire Earth's core Domain of all impure dead, Man was given dominion and made of earth so the wicked withered unsealed souls are pyre for the Earths domains fire. (Psalm 88 Bottomless Pit) Every action has equal opposite reaction one reaps what they sow by covenant. As with the Israelites the Living God sent Holy Angels to cultures such as the Native Americans giving them a form of the Gift of Tongues (prayer language whereby the Blood of Jesus Christ by word law promise of God virgin birth covenant was invoked for healing etc. binding and sealing evil spirits). There were pure hearted people and evil "witch" magicians using evil spirits among the Native Americans as with all groups. Zoroastrianism is named after Zarathustra/Zoroaster a Prophet of the Living God whereby that "religion" is actually fully tied too thus derived from the Melchizedek Covenant. The Emperors of Ancient China acted as High Priest for the Kingdom people and land sacrificing a lamb at the Temple of Heaven to the Lord of Heaven just the same as the Israelites were instructed. Read Acts 2:17 KJV. I am a jew by blood and orthodox christian and one of the Prophets appointed unto this Generation. I am a literal witness that Jesus Christ is Alive! I have seen and spoken to Angels and Demons, Astral Projection out of body experiences, I have heard the audible voice of the Living Eternal Creator Father God as with all the Prophets before me (Fully Sober all my life). Revelation 2:5
      “Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.” Ephesians 4:30
      “And grieve not the Holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.” A person is only Born Again Saved when Glorified made incorruptible, Salvation is a Gift of God it is God's choice by the Word of God, the person living in full agreement with God his law and truth New Covenant, Pure Hearted. Sweden Denmark Germania Danube Julius Caesar Israelite Tribe of Dan (Adonai - Odin , Lok-i Luc-ifer). I am a literal witness that Jesus Christ is Alive with a Glorified body superior to the Holy Angels in Function and Authority; the Glorified Body humanity had before sin the curse of death Decaying bodies. Hebrews 9:27
      “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:” #Harmony - 7EvanPAC

    • @WinstontheClown
      @WinstontheClown Год назад +5

      Now you have 8 more circles to go

  • @wisesquirrel4986
    @wisesquirrel4986 Год назад +205

    I hate to admit it Flashgitz, but I cannot deny that your Harry Potter parody is cripplingly hilarious. Damn you!

  • @TheHolyPear
    @TheHolyPear 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:45 Love the RuneScape Fireball

  • @RICH1FLOYD
    @RICH1FLOYD Год назад +24

    1:46 scared the crap out of me.

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 Год назад +1

      That's what you get for being rich
      (Joking btw)

  • @larserik8899
    @larserik8899 Год назад +74

    Dud blood had me laughing 2 seconds in.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Год назад

      Get the child sent to spaZkabahn to be pumped full birty bots every flavored rittollin

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 Год назад +17

    Is he calling them dudbloods?

  • @Sam-lf3hn
    @Sam-lf3hn Год назад +28

    That boggart scene was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @MrRawrCEO
    @MrRawrCEO Год назад +48

    I am so happy rat boy got to live with his pet rat safe and sound.
    I did not think such a small detail could bring me so much joy

  • @dddaviddd9208
    @dddaviddd9208 Год назад +36

    as someone who went to a special education school. this is more accurate than you think

  • @michaelwildridge1528
    @michaelwildridge1528 Год назад +7

    The sonic self inserts at the end got me

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Год назад +21

    Well I wasn't expecting this or maybe I should've but I'm so happy seeing you guys do another Harry Potter animation especially about Hogwarts Legacy but I really enjoyed the previous one it was hilarious and it's one of my favorites from you guys. It's nice seeing the continuation of the special ed program at Hogwarts especially because of Jeremy previously and seeing how they're doing after that but it's suprising how much there are now I wonder why's that? But I like how how they treat Harry Potter fans as special ed unless it's an easier way for fans to get into Hogwarts by getting into the special education program.

  • @FunkMasterFlex3
    @FunkMasterFlex3 Год назад +25

    I have to assume you're influenced a lot by Oney, Zach, and that group but honestly this is just as if not more funny than anything I've seen from them in a while outside of the Smiling Friends show. Amazing stuff.

    • @Domidomi85
      @Domidomi85 Год назад

      Yeah, they've always given off these Oneyng vibes to me. It's nice.

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 Год назад +152

    I'm not at all a Harry Potter fan, and yet I suspect this is probably one of the most accurate depictions of the fandom I've ever seen.

  • @ScarletGhost53
    @ScarletGhost53 Год назад +4

    That's amazing detailing on the Boggart cabinet

  • @Understandable5
    @Understandable5 Год назад +28

    That ending has truly been unexpected but wholesome. Also, those NordVPN sponsors are always a second highlight. Been subscribed for a whole year now thank to FlashGitz.

  • @parkerlarson6692
    @parkerlarson6692 Год назад +42

    As a teacher of special education I’m surprised there isn’t some paraeducationa or classroom helpers who aren’t full wizards yet (just like they aren’t full teachers yet irl) it could’ve had some funny moments

    • @AnotherCoyote
      @AnotherCoyote Год назад +4

      Having paraeducationa probably would have calmed things down too much, solved these problems and not left the classroom as frantic, which would have been less funny over all. though Harry Potter fans may still have remained a problem, hard to say. Professor Gollingsworth is still super-capable at problem solving.

    • @parkerlarson6692
      @parkerlarson6692 Год назад +3

      @@AnotherCoyote nah like the paras arent wizards so they dont know how to solve the problems effectively\

    • @tomoyboy
      @tomoyboy Год назад +2

      Who needs paras when you have bogarts 😂

    • @Major003
      @Major003 Год назад +1

      Maybe the boggarts ARE the paras.

  • @Plzcheese
    @Plzcheese Год назад +17

    0:30 gets me every time lol

  • @scottinthewoods
    @scottinthewoods Год назад +35

    Had me laughing from start to finish. Awesome you included the previous episode for the lore and the ghost of the kid drowned. 100/100 for score.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Год назад +22

    “If you want a problem blasted into oblivion then ask a Slytherin, If you want a problem talked to death then ask a Hufflepuff, If you want a new problem then ask a Ravenclaw.”
    If you want a problem fixed, then you ask a Gryfinndor.” -Commander Shepherd

  • @andrewhawkins8616
    @andrewhawkins8616 Год назад +5

    The fire truck patronus has me rolling

  • @zeus5136
    @zeus5136 Год назад +23

    03:22 so she was sent to azkaban

  • @SeedMayers
    @SeedMayers Год назад +12

    The "All flavored Ritaline!" cracked me up.

  • @TheKingOfRegret97
    @TheKingOfRegret97 Год назад +3

    3:28
    that look says "hold the damn phone... and Break the damn phone. It might be useless and the problem"

  • @MrHellboy112
    @MrHellboy112 Год назад +18

    3:15 for me its the same thing

  • @velocita5435
    @velocita5435 Год назад +49

    The perfect sequel