Kratos vs Simping (God of War cartoon)
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Mbappé the MVP
This is amazing. I like how they came to an understanding at the end and hugged it out. Keep up the good work.
SWEET
4:40 love that you used the huntsman sound effect from TF2
Kratos being an actual parent for once but his face when he realised what pegging was that was gold
Kratos played dumb. He's from Greece. The Greeks nasty. That'd screw anything that moves.
Kratos:
*"I will not suffer my son to be penetrated by a feeble woman! If he must be penetrated, it will be done by a manly man!"*
Finna had the SpongeBob episode hyperealistic frame moment
Reminds me of Captain K'nuckles when he was impressed by the dog
It was hilarious and also Kratos talking about how the Greeks were gay and bussy was funny.
The part on Greek philosophy about "the one one who receives is gay, the one who gives isn't" is historically accurate and makes this 100% better.
Exactly I don't get why people think the Greeks liked gay people they attributed it to slaves and weak people they saw it as cringe
I was gonna say this lol
Depending on place and time
Lmfao yeah also the part where it technically isn't sodomy if you do it with a slave
Not really. Both Aristophanes and Plato wanted homosexuality outlawed. What they didn't want outlawed was pederasty, which is why the delineation between submission/dominance was made. It is a modern reinterpretation of typically platonic androphilic relationships that lead to its subsequent "historical accuracy."
I love how 30% of Kratos' entire body is just his shoulders
He just like me fr.
And his traps
After all the pull ups using Hercules dead body thats what he got
Lies again? Harvard University God Hijab
@@NazriBwhat
That image of Kratos' face realizing what pegging is, needs to be on a shirt.
YES
I'm getting it tattooed
Shit looks like a Spongebob clip when you pause on it too 💀
@@astro4458 close up detail shots. I missed those kind of details in animations
Yeah. It was hilarious. I'm the 666th liker today. Lucky me!☺️
Kratos seems like a calm and reasonable person
If the situation calls for it.
Is he a calm...and reasonable person?
@@mipking3975 He can be.
This is the clip you were looking for:
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Why does the link not work, you might ask? Because you weren't looking for crap.
VERGIL!!!
Kratos walking toward the boy while scraping his axe against the wall was one of the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while
Ikr?
Especially after Atreus said stepmom. Kratos was probably reminded of his first wife because of that.
It had me fucking crying dawg 😂
just wait til the next one when fees shows up with a strap on 😂
I legit got a little scared and then started laughing.
As soon as Kratos shook his head and started explaining the ancient Greek philosophy, it had me grinning.
Elelleğ
The part where kratos drags his ax to the pegging is just some genius story boarding
When Kratos shouted, "Atreus get back!" That almost sounded exactly like Chris Judge.
Lyle can get the job done.
@Surviving 24 Hours I got something to tell you actually, your mom tried to keep it a secret, but, I'm your real Papa. Papa Kissinger
Right! I thought I was the only one that thought that
@Surviving 24 Hours im convinced you're a bot too
Still a bot, unless?
The look of shock and horror on Kratos face when he realized what pegging was absolute gold
that……….was VERY chaotic
Can somebody explain me what it is? I really don’t want to search on the internet
@@francesco8320 I think the picture explains it as graphically as you would like it to be Champ.
@@francesco8320 you are too young to be here if you are asking that 😂
@@prachetasnayse9709 more like I’m don’t speak english well (I’m italian) so I don’t undestand it
Kratos saying “dingaling” is something I never knew I needed in life
“But I don’t wanna love men from the top” that’s the best line of dialogue ever.
2:49
If kratos was this surprised from finding out what pegging is I can only imagine how livid he would be if he saw artreus in a furry suit.
Like a horse suit...
Im sorry they are both degenerate filth but a man who wants to be pegged by a girl seems more vile than even a furry
I mean.... didn't he turn into a bear?
@someuser. piss off bot
gow becomes 40k
In a weird way, I feel like they perfectly captured their relationship in an absurd situation.
I mean in the entire second game more centered around their relationship. The whole thing could be boiled down to Kratos saying boy don't do that and the boy just saying nah I'mma do that.
0:47
This made the Japanese gods a target for Kratos
Would love for that to be part 3
at 4:05 when he goes “ATREUS” it actually sounds so on par with the game
Whoever was voicing Atreus did a damn well job.
that would be Tom
Tom obviously
They both did
Nah Kratos
Hi. New around here?
This is the most father-son conversation I've seen in AGES. Thank you.
ancient Greeks weren't gay so you know. That is a myth!!
What kind of relationship do you have
Well its absolutely not the "hey let's cross the world and probably some dimension risking our lives against supernatural beings" kind of relationship. But it is a relationship that, even if we argue, we end up in common ground, hugging, and telling each other "I love you". And knowing how the Atreus-Kratos relationship is, this video is quite positive in that aspect
*I've had
Wish I had a dad like yours. 🗿
I love how kratos is so jacked in this. He looks like those memes where 80% of his body is his shoulders
You guys should definitely keep making more God of War parodies.
The fact that Kratos would rather have his son have sex with a guy like a real man than see him be the bottom to a woman's pegging is too hilarious 😂
It is suprisingly in character though
This was very in-character for the Greeks tho, gay sex was accepted with specific caveats, the people in power should be the only one to top, if you bottomed, you were weak ... but if you were a servant or slave, it was fine, cause you were weak by definition. Depending on the time period, it was only seen as perverse when the one clearly in power chose to bottom, it was seen as a defect.
@@darkmask5933 that is because they saw it in nature, gay sex only occurs when one is dominating the other as a show of power and authority, their definition of what was perverse was more originally akin to r*pe than actual consensually sex, the weaker one was like you said a servant or slave, they were going to get taken whether they wanted to or not.
They were into that but call a Greek man gay, he will challenge you to a fight to the death because they were still total bros.
@@nazareneoftheway3936 for much of history sex was about power soo actually that is more rape
I lost it when kratos said “this land has corrupted you”💀
the valkyres triggered his mommy dommy instincts
Me too bro.
We are going back to Ancient Greek where you will shed your gay fantasies, and make love to men from the TOP !
Nordic moment
@@eggseed6543 never say that again 😭😭
3:17 greatest moment on gaming history
The way he said “boy” just got me laughing every time I hear it. 😂
The voice for Kratos was spot on dude, great job
Good enough.
Lyle mcdouschbag had a lot of practice in the oneyplays series of god of war.
If you wanna see him even more inproportionatley incorrect, look up racist mario lol
@@eloctherandom1214 a classic
4:06
That had the most wholesome ending and the weirdest story
I love how absolutely in the zone Atreus is at the start.
Can I just say, the way you designed Kratos is fantastic
The design of Kratos looks very much like that Mario Kart video from probably 8 years ago.
@@KD-Slayer105 that was what I was thinking
@@userfromtheinternet y’all know the poster made that video right
@@KD-Slayer105 The poster made that video
Reminds me of the tank from left 4 dead
Kratos’s face of realization was priceless 😂
I laughed so freaking hard!
2:50
Kratos: WHAT IS THIS!!! THE WOMAN DOING THE POUNDING THIS CAN NOT BE!!!!!! BOI WE ARE LEAVE TO MY HOMELANDS, NOW!
straight outta flapjack
@@ZenSymphonia omg 😭
2:47 I was on the ground in tears with this face 😂
OK, I have never watched a sponcered advert (I skip through them) but in every video you have made with one in, I am waiting for it just cause they are so hilarious! Love your videos Flashgitz. Love the sponsor ends!
This guys are the living proof of why AI won't ever be good enough to substitute people
Huh? What made you say this?
@@wealthybone2990 Because AI lacks the kind of fucked up imagination we have.
@@inkchariot6147 I mean kinda but I've seen some shit from ai text lol.
@@inkchariot6147 it's just not cruel enough without being too cruel.
@@inkchariot6147 but now we just have to feed this to the neural network.
This was so wholesome. I'm glad Atreus has a good father to teach him the good path, unlike the people on twitter.
Here is the full link to deez nutz:
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@@udy12 You look like you could use some good financial advice. You should reach out to my guy Mr. Phony McBullshitpants.
That's because Twitter users have daddy issues
Well with the great musk purging going on maybe twitter won't be a giant steaming turd, still a turd but smaller.
"begging for red orbs like a good little boy" 😂😂😂 he knows!!
Getting Kratos and Atreus on a family talk show to discuss Atreus' simping would be absolutely amazing
Edit: DAMN OK thanks for the likes everyone!!😭
It's looks like something out of meatcanyon
It was good advice too on the Simping "No, you're giving over too much of yourself" IE you've lost the balance of power in the relationship and you're just letting yourself get used...which inevitably results in your getting abused or hurt.
I want to see them on Dr. Phill now. Oh I can imagine it perfectly 😂👏
@@0001captainawesome yooo that would be great 🤣, hopefully Flashgitz sees this comments
It would be simply amazing
3:08
I love how that back hand had zero force behind it, just the weight of his arms moving knocked him down 🤣🤣
I lost it there😂😂
It really shows how much Kratos cares when he has the might to slay gods but can't bear to discipline the boy any harder than what amounts to a firm pat.
"There is no straighter work a man can do but to go to town on the bussy" is now my new commandment
Gay
@@desmonides Definitely. Was there any doubt ?
2:48
When you grow up with Disney movies and think the original was also for kids but then when you’re older and see how dark the original story’s was.
Kratos’ faces when the realization of what pegging hits is absolutely nuts lol 😂
I was half expecting Atreus to explain that the girl in the last pic was actually futa and THEN see what Kratos' reaction is. XD
@@Zaxares same bro lol
Ren & stimpy animation or spongebob for the youngers.
2:50 is the face of true horror, one that I would never imagine upon Kratas face. Impressive depiction.
This will become a meme template 😂
Me when I put the baby to sleep and put the pizza in the oven: 😀
The oven starts crying and the pizza is in the crib:
Goofy ahh Spongebob moments
2:50 Kratos face is priceless, he knew what was up lmfaoo 🤣☠️😭😈🥵
Yup
3:59, his no is so fucking 🤣🤣
Holy moly that was great. Got the day off I suppose I'll be watching your entire library today! Thanks!
This Spongebob face when he explained the pegging. KILLED ME!
Ren & Stimpy did it first.
@@Quizack Thats correct. But why mention it?
@@Pdudi That’s how conversations work bro. A subject is bought up, people reply with relevant comments, and discussions evolve. I didn’t mean to get you worked up over it. I just thought it was relevant.
@@Quizack What Made you think that Iam worked Up? I Just asked a simple question. We just seem to converse differently.
@@Pdudi Yeah maybe. You just seemed a little eager for me to explain my intent with such a simple observation, that it seemed you were overly suspicious of it. My comment just seemed relevant at the time because Ren & Stimpy popularised that style and I know people find that stuff interesting. Maybe I could have worded it differently to avoid this.
That was wholesome. Dads don't let sons simp. And everyone knows that the "fertility" goddess was just ancient wank material that survives to this day.
There's a theory that it isn't a "fertility" goddess it's actually just a woman's body from a first person perspective looking down, the proportions don't make any sense otherwise as humans couldn't have gotten that fat as hunter gatherers.
@@RavagersPrey how would we the the sizes of people? You think they didn't have fat loud women eating all the mammoth and complaining her "hunter/gather husband needs to find a better job to support all her kids." Imagine if all the "hot" figurines got "thumbed" so hard that non survived, only the fatties.
@RavagersPrey eh, prehistoric humans that were smart enough to make art were smart enough to imagine women with bigger titties and fatter thighs.
@@longschlongjohnson6470 The statue is an obese woman, how could anyone get that fat in prehistory?
@@josephjohnson5415 How many obese animals do you see in the wild?
“There truly is no straighter work a man can do than to go to town… on the bussy” 😂
I love how gentle he is pitting down his axe
"As long as you are the top of any relationship, it is fine by me."
Well, Tops don't raise their kids to grow up to be bottoms. 😂
I mean this is basically the middle east
That was actually Roman law the top is always the person of higher social class thus slaves are always bottoms.
The fact he showed the eagle wing torture at the end is just insane
Actual name "death eagle"
@@nickridley3772 always heard of it referred to as a blood eagle.
@@nickridley3772 it was only certainly used once
@@swissball99 i searched it up and it’s called « blood eagle » everywhere I’ve looked
@@RiotDemon you’re right it is blood eagle
I loved this video! Even the sponsorship at the end, it was so entertaining
The look on Kratos face with the eyes bulging... Comedy Gold
I love how he still retains the physique from racist Mario
Finnaly! Someone noticed!
Agreed 🤝 💪
His design was inmaculate.
@@allenfernandez- Oh yes!
1:03 the head turn got me 😂😂😂
It got me too bro 🤣🤣🤣
The scraping of the axe on the wall afterwards added more.
Bruh your mom got me
And the music in the background
Honestly, this is the most wholesome one yet.
"I won't raise a gay boy, but I don't see how that has to do with anything."
I laughed so hard at that. It's so perfect. Great writing dudes!!!
@Dagon Frazer the fuq?
@@heritic1hero bots
The fun part is that they are historically accurate, in ancient Greece and Roman culture being submissive was disgusting, but being the top was actually fine, being the bottom is what made you a woman.
777 👍
@@nicak777alex9
Here in the middle east they think the same sadly
Kratos: There are consequences to the unrealistic standards set by porn!
Atreus: Why? How do you know? How do you know?!?!
This is the calmest version of Kratos ever.
Boy?
A calm and a reasonable person
Man these comments are
@@lesgosn5036 all bots
His character development is great
I love how they still made Atreus not say the things about sex. He can draw but not explain the specifics of it. Like Ryuji that swears except saying fk.
Why did this end so well? I love it lmao!
PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES
Funny enough, when Kratos explains at 1:47, it is historically accurate.
I thought it was the Roman's that had those rules
Greeks also smash lil boiz
It was true for old Norse culture too. Being a bottom brought Ergi amd calling a man argr was a serious accusation and grounds for a duel. Sedr magic was considered ergi so basically wizards were gay.
Ergo Gaaaaaaay
Actually, while Plato believed this, saying that having sex with a man raised as a goal would be more masculine. Aristotle pointed out that a twink has both the fa**otry of a female in terms of hobbies and personality, and is a man. Whereas a tomboy is the superior choice because they don't have gay hobbies like fashion and such but instead sports and stuff a man can enjoy with them, but it's still a women.
Personally, I'm with Aristotle.
3:07 is just great, the way he barley taps him
Discipline tap😂
@DagonFrazer2 jk
omg, I'm legit very scared by how much quality smooth character movements and nice humor this has..
The face of disappointment from Atreus was hilarious 1:18
I mean Atreus is from Greek descent, it's only natural for him.
@p o p god damn bot
Yup Greeks sexual desire went further from human like goats and dogs, typical Greeks
It's like Kratos said
being the top isn't gay
@DagonFrazer2If you mean furries. I'm all for it!
Son, what the fuck is wrong with your profile image?
I love how Kratos' philosophy is just prison rules lol
And historically accurate to the Greeks and Romans. "Fuckin is fine, but getting fucked is gay"
Yes sir
Well it's basically what the Greeks believed back then
Jokes aside, What Kratos was saying was true. Being gay was fine, just not being a bottom.
The Greeks and Romans believed in this, in Roman society two Roman men can't have sex because the Roman man that was the bottom would be disgraced in Roman society having sex with a slave was okay since slaves aren't Roman citizens but the slave should be on the bottom. In Greek society on the other hand teachers and pupils had sex and the pupil would always be the bottom as was tradition after this is done the pupil would go on to live life as a straight man.
The ad read was almost as good as the video, I just found your channel and Im subbed, ILU BB
This is a masterpiece XD. Every line is memeable goldmine.
This was strangely.... wholesome.
@someuser.
W 🫵
"I know all about your little Quick Time Events. Begging for Red Orbs like a good little boy."
LOL
The fact that it is actually in the game makes it even better
I love how Kratos just casually back handed Atreus to the ground lol
2:47 this freaking killed me lmao. The face is just 👌
Imperium vs Kratos crossover episode would be dope lol
@its-time you became the very thing you svore to destroy
ok never expected a flashgitz video to end on a wholesome note
That African fertility statue is pretty funny, and it's also accurate. Which is strange to see
@@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 the fertility statue was the first Waifu...
At least until the horrifying ad lol
bro whoever voiced this kratos is literally perfect 💀🙏
This has no business being this good
I love the commitment these guys put on their sponsor's lmao
Yeah one of the few occasions where i dont mind being fed an ad.
Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only times I watch ads.
Yeah, I wish more effort was put into ads. People would genuinely become intrested in the product that way.
As someone who does frame by frame animation on RUclips, I must say it's impressive how this channel can get content out through rigs.
They do a lot of motion tweens with more focus on facial animation. I really like their stuff. But it is far from frame by frame. They do a lot of industry tricks so they can post more than one vid a year like harry partridge. While it not be frame by frame like the old school, their work is very professional and exceeds the quality of plenty large budget shows
Great video, very funny dialogue, love the visual design on Kratos.
I love how they kept the same style for Kratos from Racist Mario.
That actually ended more wholesome than I thought. Something about God of War and it teaching harsh lessons to others to learn from has always been good story telling material.
We do not simp! We work on ourselves and the flaws we are burdened with to better ourselves. “We must be better.”
Holy fuck...... Atreus actually got a small mustache
"That's puberty for ya."- Brok
Is it?
2:49 when you saw the most cursed images on Google.
Most wholesome thing ive seen all month
2:49 can't stop laughing at this 😂
Looks like a cartoon
Especially SpongeBob.
Pov; You Realised Your a sub bottom.
I thought Kratos was gonna lose what little shit he had left when he saw the third picture, but when the video moved over to the fourth, that one made much more sense. Also the way he hit Arteus was some pimp-level stuff.
Be thankful he didn't do the actual meme and say step sis since he kinda has one of those
Well he kind of has a step mom too.
@@ollehkacb*Circle appears over Freya’s head*
This gets Better each time I watch it.
1:43 An inspiring philosophy. The Greeks were truly the greatest 🫡.
Soo heart warming, I wish every dad begins finding what his son's interests are with "We must discuss your perversions".
This had a surprisingly wholesome ending.
Wow what a sponsor segment... i was genuinely confused at the start but props for being very creative
Great cartoon. A really good ad, too. Well done.
The way he just scrapes the wall with his axe while walking to Atreus when he said: "step mom"
Dşdşd
that is actually one hell of a detail I missed out
Kratos's face is literally everyone when they realize what pegging is
Wait untill you find out about futanari.
@@atomicskull6405 *BOY!*
Stop.
Yeah. I'm the 246th liker today. Lucky me!☺
Can't imagine what face they'd make when they hear about sounding.
@@atomicskull6405as someone who just found out what that is I can confirm
“That one’s step mom” bro could have just told him anything else rather than “step-mom”💀
"Both figures in this drawing have dingalings." - Kratos 2022
Seriously, you guys are about the only people I would watch the sponsored commercials without fast forwarding through them because you do them so flipping funny!
Ironic how Atreus is demonstrating the perfect example of fatherless behavior
More like maidenless behavior 🫢🫢
Or everyone has a fetish. Pull up Spitfire’s folder, that’s probably a lot of feet
@@whaleping WHAT, no I thought I deleted that
@@Spitfire__1944 XD
What makes this fatherless behavior?
Who made you the fatherless expert?
The fact nord vpn continues to sponsor this channel is amazing
Love how everything has stepped up