Kratos vs Simping (God of War cartoon)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  2 года назад +2428

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    • @jaminmcready
      @jaminmcready 2 года назад +9

      Let’s go

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 2 года назад +1

      Mbappé the MVP

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 года назад

      This is amazing. I like how they came to an understanding at the end and hugged it out. Keep up the good work.

    • @LorgarRus
      @LorgarRus 2 года назад

      SWEET

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 2 года назад +2

      4:40 love that you used the huntsman sound effect from TF2

  • @harrisonglennie2942
    @harrisonglennie2942 2 года назад +26862

    Kratos being an actual parent for once but his face when he realised what pegging was that was gold

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 2 года назад +17

      Kratos played dumb. He's from Greece. The Greeks nasty. That'd screw anything that moves.

    • @epaminon6196
      @epaminon6196 2 года назад

      Kratos:
      *"I will not suffer my son to be penetrated by a feeble woman! If he must be penetrated, it will be done by a manly man!"*

    • @yeeyee1666
      @yeeyee1666 2 года назад +526

      Finna had the SpongeBob episode hyperealistic frame moment

    • @yurmexicanguy6128
      @yurmexicanguy6128 2 года назад +273

      Reminds me of Captain K'nuckles when he was impressed by the dog

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 года назад +244

      It was hilarious and also Kratos talking about how the Greeks were gay and bussy was funny.

  • @thefatheroflies666
    @thefatheroflies666 2 года назад +4485

    When Kratos shouted, "Atreus get back!" That almost sounded exactly like Chris Judge.

    • @shroomso4430
      @shroomso4430 2 года назад +38

      Lyle can get the job done.

    • @thefatheroflies666
      @thefatheroflies666 2 года назад +20

      @Surviving 24 Hours I got something to tell you actually, your mom tried to keep it a secret, but, I'm your real Papa. Papa Kissinger

    • @LovingHamsters
      @LovingHamsters 2 года назад +1

      Right! I thought I was the only one that thought that

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 года назад +3

      @Surviving 24 Hours im convinced you're a bot too

    • @jeremiahjohnson2784
      @jeremiahjohnson2784 2 года назад

      Still a bot, unless?

  • @SammyEdgeINC
    @SammyEdgeINC 2 года назад +9998

    Kratos walking toward the boy while scraping his axe against the wall was one of the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while

    • @christiansparks6429
      @christiansparks6429 2 года назад +365

      Especially after Atreus said stepmom. Kratos was probably reminded of his first wife because of that.

    • @wpBill
      @wpBill 2 года назад +82

      It had me fucking crying dawg 😂

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 2 года назад +33

      just wait til the next one when fees shows up with a strap on 😂

    • @tkline4728
      @tkline4728 2 года назад +40

      I legit got a little scared and then started laughing.

    • @InkedOnPaws
      @InkedOnPaws 2 года назад +10

      Fr tho

  • @C_heeseable
    @C_heeseable Год назад +5159

    I love how 30% of Kratos' entire body is just his shoulders

    • @sadesemolu
      @sadesemolu Год назад +90

      He just like me fr.

    • @IamCrismatic
      @IamCrismatic Год назад +74

      And his traps

    • @marcocivalerian9099
      @marcocivalerian9099 Год назад +50

      After all the pull ups using Hercules dead body thats what he got

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +4

      Lies again? Harvard University God Hijab

    • @Cr1tical5tr1ke
      @Cr1tical5tr1ke Год назад +7

      ​@@NazriBwhat

  • @DarthViperious
    @DarthViperious 2 года назад +2726

    In a weird way, I feel like they perfectly captured their relationship in an absurd situation.

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 Год назад +35

      I mean in the entire second game more centered around their relationship. The whole thing could be boiled down to Kratos saying boy don't do that and the boy just saying nah I'mma do that.

  • @MotivatedSonOfSparda
    @MotivatedSonOfSparda 2 года назад +9942

    Kratos seems like a calm and reasonable person

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 2 года назад +195

      If the situation calls for it.

    • @Totally_nothing_there
      @Totally_nothing_there 2 года назад +81

      Is he a calm...and reasonable person?

    • @Herr.P
      @Herr.P 2 года назад +50

      @@Totally_nothing_there He can be.

    • @clivah1499
      @clivah1499 2 года назад +21

      This is the clip you were looking for:
      [Hyperlink blocked]
      Why does the link not work, you might ask? Because you weren't looking for crap.

    • @RaidenGosling
      @RaidenGosling 2 года назад +2

      VERGIL!!!

  • @theskullkidd3823
    @theskullkidd3823 2 года назад +7463

    The look of shock and horror on Kratos face when he realized what pegging was absolute gold

    • @Pimped_Frieza
      @Pimped_Frieza 2 года назад +122

      that……….was VERY chaotic

    • @francesco8320
      @francesco8320 2 года назад +36

      Can somebody explain me what it is? I really don’t want to search on the internet

    • @Adamnlaw
      @Adamnlaw 2 года назад +134

      @@francesco8320 I think the picture explains it as graphically as you would like it to be Champ.

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 2 года назад +101

      @@francesco8320 you are too young to be here if you are asking that 😂

    • @francesco8320
      @francesco8320 2 года назад +34

      @@prachetasnayse9709 more like I’m don’t speak english well (I’m italian) so I don’t undestand it

  • @ALT2113
    @ALT2113 Год назад +3669

    That image of Kratos' face realizing what pegging is, needs to be on a shirt.

    • @taintedgaming1.033
      @taintedgaming1.033 Год назад +51

      YES

    • @hckingking
      @hckingking Год назад +58

      I'm getting it tattooed

    • @astro4458
      @astro4458 Год назад +81

      Shit looks like a Spongebob clip when you pause on it too 💀

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 Год назад +26

      ​@@astro4458 close up detail shots. I missed those kind of details in animations

    • @greenblueant1012
      @greenblueant1012 Год назад +6

      Yeah. It was hilarious. I'm the 666th liker today. Lucky me!☺️

  • @tomioluwa1284
    @tomioluwa1284 2 года назад +2096

    2:49
    If kratos was this surprised from finding out what pegging is I can only imagine how livid he would be if he saw artreus in a furry suit.

    • @Nashifruit
      @Nashifruit 2 года назад +134

      Like a horse suit...

    • @ohno7582
      @ohno7582 2 года назад

      Im sorry they are both degenerate filth but a man who wants to be pegged by a girl seems more vile than even a furry

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 2 года назад +148

      I mean.... didn't he turn into a bear?

    • @crimsondragon1259
      @crimsondragon1259 2 года назад +34

      @someuser. piss off bot

    • @goufukyuserufu9728
      @goufukyuserufu9728 2 года назад +29

      gow becomes 40k

  • @hafurg
    @hafurg 2 года назад +5093

    This is the most father-son conversation I've seen in AGES. Thank you.

    • @Bringmeoneofthosechickens
      @Bringmeoneofthosechickens 2 года назад

      ancient Greeks weren't gay so you know. That is a myth!!

    • @wellthen8953
      @wellthen8953 2 года назад +51

      What kind of relationship do you have

    • @hafurg
      @hafurg 2 года назад +31

      Well its absolutely not the "hey let's cross the world and probably some dimension risking our lives against supernatural beings" kind of relationship. But it is a relationship that, even if we argue, we end up in common ground, hugging, and telling each other "I love you". And knowing how the Atreus-Kratos relationship is, this video is quite positive in that aspect

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 2 года назад +5

      *I've had

    • @Kuriofh2678
      @Kuriofh2678 2 года назад +5

      Wish I had a dad like yours. 🗿

  • @GHOST_41278
    @GHOST_41278 2 года назад +3100

    The voice for Kratos was spot on dude, great job

    • @wadewilson8011
      @wadewilson8011 2 года назад +14

      Good enough.

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 2 года назад +10

      Lyle mcdouschbag had a lot of practice in the oneyplays series of god of war.

    • @eloctherandom1214
      @eloctherandom1214 2 года назад +1

      If you wanna see him even more inproportionatley incorrect, look up racist mario lol

    • @GHOST_41278
      @GHOST_41278 2 года назад

      @@eloctherandom1214 a classic

    • @endryryzal718
      @endryryzal718 Год назад +1

      4:06

  • @bonobostv1250
    @bonobostv1250 Год назад +1029

    As soon as Kratos shook his head and started explaining the ancient Greek philosophy, it had me grinning.

  • @boomerix
    @boomerix 2 года назад +9040

    The part on Greek philosophy about "the one one who receives is gay, the one who gives isn't" is historically accurate and makes this 100% better.

    • @kringle7804
      @kringle7804 2 года назад +4

      Exactly I don't get why people think the Greeks liked gay people they attributed it to slaves and weak people they saw it as cringe

    • @michyoung77
      @michyoung77 2 года назад +191

      I was gonna say this lol

    • @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051
      @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 2 года назад +133

      Depending on place and time

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 2 года назад +1

      Lmfao yeah also the part where it technically isn't sodomy if you do it with a slave

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel 2 года назад +388

      Not really. Both Aristophanes and Plato wanted homosexuality outlawed. What they didn't want outlawed was pederasty, which is why the delineation between submission/dominance was made. It is a modern reinterpretation of typically platonic androphilic relationships that lead to its subsequent "historical accuracy."

  • @OnurTheXbot
    @OnurTheXbot 2 года назад +5391

    Whoever was voicing Atreus did a damn well job.

  • @Of_infinite_Faith
    @Of_infinite_Faith Год назад +330

    The part where kratos drags his ax to the pegging is just some genius story boarding

  • @windexlover4921
    @windexlover4921 2 года назад +1297

    Kratos’s face of realization was priceless 😂

    • @jileel
      @jileel 2 года назад +47

      I laughed so freaking hard!

    • @gotoheat
      @gotoheat 2 года назад +35

      2:50

    • @HimHim77
      @HimHim77 2 года назад +13

      Kratos: WHAT IS THIS!!! THE WOMAN DOING THE POUNDING THIS CAN NOT BE!!!!!! BOI WE ARE LEAVE TO MY HOMELANDS, NOW!

    • @ZenSymphonia
      @ZenSymphonia 2 года назад +11

      straight outta flapjack

    • @windexlover4921
      @windexlover4921 2 года назад +1

      @@ZenSymphonia omg 😭

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster 2 года назад +2360

    Can I just say, the way you designed Kratos is fantastic

    • @KD-Slayer105
      @KD-Slayer105 2 года назад +106

      The design of Kratos looks very much like that Mario Kart video from probably 8 years ago.

    • @userfromtheinternet
      @userfromtheinternet 2 года назад +16

      @@KD-Slayer105 that was what I was thinking

    • @Wolf_Gaming-o4l
      @Wolf_Gaming-o4l 2 года назад +14

      @@userfromtheinternet y’all know the poster made that video right

    • @Wolf_Gaming-o4l
      @Wolf_Gaming-o4l 2 года назад +1

      @@KD-Slayer105 The poster made that video

    • @Hunter-human
      @Hunter-human 2 года назад +3

      Reminds me of the tank from left 4 dead

  • @thequestbro
    @thequestbro 2 года назад +3107

    This was so wholesome. I'm glad Atreus has a good father to teach him the good path, unlike the people on twitter.

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 2 года назад +77

      Here is the full link to deez nutz:

    • @udy13
      @udy13 2 года назад +7

      how do i get free robux

    • @DetectorCliche
      @DetectorCliche 2 года назад +1

      @@udy13 You look like you could use some good financial advice. You should reach out to my guy Mr. Phony McBullshitpants.

    • @ghesh9423
      @ghesh9423 2 года назад +26

      That's because Twitter users have daddy issues

    • @sup1602
      @sup1602 2 года назад +30

      Well with the great musk purging going on maybe twitter won't be a giant steaming turd, still a turd but smaller.

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 Год назад +218

    Kratos saying “dingaling” is something I never knew I needed in life

    • @nadanada-xy5kh
      @nadanada-xy5kh 4 месяца назад +1

      Because thats where he ”draws the line”

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 2 года назад +1827

    3:08
    I love how that back hand had zero force behind it, just the weight of his arms moving knocked him down 🤣🤣

    • @isaacpedroza9231
      @isaacpedroza9231 Год назад +27

      I lost it there😂😂

    • @maximtsai1856
      @maximtsai1856 Год назад +51

      It really shows how much Kratos cares when he has the might to slay gods but can't bear to discipline the boy any harder than what amounts to a firm pat.

  • @redeyesstfu
    @redeyesstfu 2 года назад +5343

    The fact that Kratos would rather have his son have sex with a guy like a real man than see him be the bottom to a woman's pegging is too hilarious 😂

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 Год назад +258

      It is suprisingly in character though

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 Год назад +320

      This was very in-character for the Greeks tho, gay sex was accepted with specific caveats, the people in power should be the only one to top, if you bottomed, you were weak ... but if you were a servant or slave, it was fine, cause you were weak by definition. Depending on the time period, it was only seen as perverse when the one clearly in power chose to bottom, it was seen as a defect.

    • @nazareneoftheway3936
      @nazareneoftheway3936 Год назад +102

      @@darkmask5933 that is because they saw it in nature, gay sex only occurs when one is dominating the other as a show of power and authority, their definition of what was perverse was more originally akin to r*pe than actual consensually sex, the weaker one was like you said a servant or slave, they were going to get taken whether they wanted to or not.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Год назад +38

      They were into that but call a Greek man gay, he will challenge you to a fight to the death because they were still total bros.

    • @irshq9576
      @irshq9576 Год назад +54

      ​@@nazareneoftheway3936 for much of history sex was about power soo actually that is more rape

  • @alvaroromero8745
    @alvaroromero8745 2 года назад +606

    2:50 is the face of true horror, one that I would never imagine upon Kratas face. Impressive depiction.

    • @hopekill1498
      @hopekill1498 2 года назад +26

      This will become a meme template 😂

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 2 года назад +19

      Me when I put the baby to sleep and put the pizza in the oven: 😀
      The oven starts crying and the pizza is in the crib:

    • @NetralFN
      @NetralFN 2 года назад +13

      Goofy ahh Spongebob moments

    • @ArrowThrills
      @ArrowThrills 2 года назад +12

      2:50 Kratos face is priceless, he knew what was up lmfaoo 🤣☠️😭😈🥵

    • @ArrowThrills
      @ArrowThrills 2 года назад +4

      Yup

  • @sidneydykes5032
    @sidneydykes5032 Год назад +160

    “But I don’t wanna love men from the top” that’s the best line of dialogue ever.

  • @josephjohnson5415
    @josephjohnson5415 2 года назад +1326

    That was wholesome. Dads don't let sons simp. And everyone knows that the "fertility" goddess was just ancient wank material that survives to this day.

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey 2 года назад +63

      There's a theory that it isn't a "fertility" goddess it's actually just a woman's body from a first person perspective looking down, the proportions don't make any sense otherwise as humans couldn't have gotten that fat as hunter gatherers.

    • @josephjohnson5415
      @josephjohnson5415 2 года назад

      @@RavagersPrey how would we the the sizes of people? You think they didn't have fat loud women eating all the mammoth and complaining her "hunter/gather husband needs to find a better job to support all her kids." Imagine if all the "hot" figurines got "thumbed" so hard that non survived, only the fatties.

    • @longschlongjohnson6470
      @longschlongjohnson6470 2 года назад +1

      @RavagersPrey eh, prehistoric humans that were smart enough to make art were smart enough to imagine women with bigger titties and fatter thighs.

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey 2 года назад

      @@longschlongjohnson6470 The statue is an obese woman, how could anyone get that fat in prehistory?

    • @RavagersPrey
      @RavagersPrey 2 года назад +6

      @@josephjohnson5415 How many obese animals do you see in the wild?

  • @EternalNightingale
    @EternalNightingale 2 года назад +3414

    I lost it when kratos said “this land has corrupted you”💀

    • @eggseed6543
      @eggseed6543 2 года назад +192

      the valkyres triggered his mommy dommy instincts

    • @thesixthkid7689
      @thesixthkid7689 Год назад +28

      Me too bro.

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 Год назад

      We are going back to Ancient Greek where you will shed your gay fantasies, and make love to men from the TOP !

    • @romanicempirium3083
      @romanicempirium3083 Год назад +35

      Nordic moment

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Год назад +35

      @@eggseed6543 never say that again 😭😭

  • @dafungazzzz4573
    @dafungazzzz4573 2 года назад +632

    I love how he still retains the physique from racist Mario

  • @heritic1hero
    @heritic1hero 2 года назад +964

    "I won't raise a gay boy, but I don't see how that has to do with anything."
    I laughed so hard at that. It's so perfect. Great writing dudes!!!

    • @heritic1hero
      @heritic1hero 2 года назад +12

      @Dagon Frazer the fuq?

    • @ashcrimson4104
      @ashcrimson4104 2 года назад +1

      @@heritic1hero bots

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 года назад +7

      The fun part is that they are historically accurate, in ancient Greece and Roman culture being submissive was disgusting, but being the top was actually fine, being the bottom is what made you a woman.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 года назад +1

      777 👍

    • @ashcrimson4104
      @ashcrimson4104 2 года назад +1

      @@nicak777alex9
      Here in the middle east they think the same sadly

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 2 года назад +198

    0:47
    This made the Japanese gods a target for Kratos

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 6 месяцев назад +4

      Would love for that to be part 3

  • @taitenguerrero2030
    @taitenguerrero2030 2 года назад +238

    3:07 is just great, the way he barley taps him

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 2 года назад +6

      Discipline tap😂

    • @True_Luke
      @True_Luke 2 года назад +2

      @DagonFrazer2 jk

  • @DamnDraws
    @DamnDraws 2 года назад +2494

    This guys are the living proof of why AI won't ever be good enough to substitute people

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 года назад +14

      Huh? What made you say this?

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 2 года назад +187

      @@wealthybone2990 Because AI lacks the kind of fucked up imagination we have.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 года назад +40

      @@inkchariot6147 I mean kinda but I've seen some shit from ai text lol.

    • @kayleptwomoons1007
      @kayleptwomoons1007 2 года назад +8

      @@inkchariot6147 it's just not cruel enough without being too cruel.

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 2 года назад +11

      @@inkchariot6147 but now we just have to feed this to the neural network.

  • @trevinwolverine1904
    @trevinwolverine1904 2 года назад +341

    "As long as you are the top of any relationship, it is fine by me."

    • @jman217
      @jman217 2 года назад +35

      Well, Tops don't raise their kids to grow up to be bottoms. 😂

    • @phgamer4393
      @phgamer4393 2 года назад +10

      I mean this is basically the middle east

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 2 года назад +18

      That was actually Roman law the top is always the person of higher social class thus slaves are always bottoms.

  • @ChromaWRLD999
    @ChromaWRLD999 Год назад +40

    I love how kratos is so jacked in this. He looks like those memes where 80% of his body is his shoulders

  • @Pdudi
    @Pdudi 2 года назад +1355

    This Spongebob face when he explained the pegging. KILLED ME!

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack 2 года назад +24

      Ren & Stimpy did it first.

    • @Pdudi
      @Pdudi 2 года назад +8

      @@Quizack Thats correct. But why mention it?

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack 2 года назад +27

      @@Pdudi That’s how conversations work bro. A subject is bought up, people reply with relevant comments, and discussions evolve. I didn’t mean to get you worked up over it. I just thought it was relevant.

    • @Pdudi
      @Pdudi 2 года назад +10

      @@Quizack What Made you think that Iam worked Up? I Just asked a simple question. We just seem to converse differently.

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack 2 года назад +9

      @@Pdudi Yeah maybe. You just seemed a little eager for me to explain my intent with such a simple observation, that it seemed you were overly suspicious of it. My comment just seemed relevant at the time because Ren & Stimpy popularised that style and I know people find that stuff interesting. Maybe I could have worded it differently to avoid this.

  • @nickridley3772
    @nickridley3772 2 года назад +1576

    The fact he showed the eagle wing torture at the end is just insane

    • @nickridley3772
      @nickridley3772 2 года назад +33

      Actual name "death eagle"

    • @RiotDemon
      @RiotDemon 2 года назад +58

      @@nickridley3772 always heard of it referred to as a blood eagle.

    • @swissball99
      @swissball99 Год назад +4

      @@nickridley3772 it was only certainly used once

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 Год назад +2

      @@swissball99 i searched it up and it’s called « blood eagle » everywhere I’ve looked

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 Год назад +1

      @@RiotDemon you’re right it is blood eagle

  • @jnicholaswildcat
    @jnicholaswildcat 2 года назад +1998

    Kratos’ faces when the realization of what pegging hits is absolutely nuts lol 😂

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares 2 года назад +83

      I was half expecting Atreus to explain that the girl in the last pic was actually futa and THEN see what Kratos' reaction is. XD

    • @christopherhawkins6985
      @christopherhawkins6985 2 года назад +5

      @@Zaxares same bro lol

    • @RE4uk
      @RE4uk 2 года назад +4

      Ren & stimpy animation or spongebob for the youngers.

  • @threelegcomedy
    @threelegcomedy Год назад +100

    at 4:05 when he goes “ATREUS” it actually sounds so on par with the game

  • @Trew062
    @Trew062 2 года назад +411

    I love how they still made Atreus not say the things about sex. He can draw but not explain the specifics of it. Like Ryuji that swears except saying fk.

  • @KaryonTheirStory
    @KaryonTheirStory 2 года назад +996

    1:03 the head turn got me 😂😂😂

    • @rand0mmand0
      @rand0mmand0 2 года назад +19

      It got me too bro 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mkstar12
      @mkstar12 2 года назад +26

      The scraping of the axe on the wall afterwards added more.

    • @PicassoFace
      @PicassoFace 2 года назад

      Bruh your mom got me

    • @sam1_2_1
      @sam1_2_1 Год назад +6

      And the music in the background

    • @huntrezz01
      @huntrezz01 4 месяца назад

      God!!!😂😂😂

  • @ExcidiumPlanar
    @ExcidiumPlanar 2 года назад +767

    Funny enough, when Kratos explains at 1:47, it is historically accurate.

    • @vladimirdragonov
      @vladimirdragonov 2 года назад +43

      I thought it was the Roman's that had those rules

    • @BuetifullPersun
      @BuetifullPersun 2 года назад +31

      Greeks also smash lil boiz

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 2 года назад +93

      It was true for old Norse culture too. Being a bottom brought Ergi amd calling a man argr was a serious accusation and grounds for a duel. Sedr magic was considered ergi so basically wizards were gay.

    • @oldluke7653
      @oldluke7653 2 года назад

      Ergo Gaaaaaaay

    • @HaloForgeUltra
      @HaloForgeUltra 2 года назад +104

      Actually, while Plato believed this, saying that having sex with a man raised as a goal would be more masculine. Aristotle pointed out that a twink has both the fa**otry of a female in terms of hobbies and personality, and is a man. Whereas a tomboy is the superior choice because they don't have gay hobbies like fashion and such but instead sports and stuff a man can enjoy with them, but it's still a women.
      Personally, I'm with Aristotle.

  • @gfm_904
    @gfm_904 Год назад +43

    3:17 greatest moment on gaming history

  • @ricecracked7565
    @ricecracked7565 2 года назад +5008

    Getting Kratos and Atreus on a family talk show to discuss Atreus' simping would be absolutely amazing
    Edit: DAMN OK thanks for the likes everyone!!😭

    • @arvadelglass3707
      @arvadelglass3707 2 года назад +7

      It's looks like something out of meatcanyon

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 2 года назад +25

      It was good advice too on the Simping "No, you're giving over too much of yourself" IE you've lost the balance of power in the relationship and you're just letting yourself get used...which inevitably results in your getting abused or hurt.

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 2 года назад +10

      I want to see them on Dr. Phill now. Oh I can imagine it perfectly 😂👏

    • @ArrowThrills
      @ArrowThrills 2 года назад +3

      @@0001captainawesome yooo that would be great 🤣, hopefully Flashgitz sees this comments

    • @michalmikes5286
      @michalmikes5286 2 года назад +2

      It would be simply amazing

  • @suprshin
    @suprshin 2 года назад +1070

    This is the calmest version of Kratos ever.

    • @Herr.P
      @Herr.P 2 года назад +4

      Boy?

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 2 года назад +18

      A calm and a reasonable person

    • @lesgosn5036
      @lesgosn5036 2 года назад +4

      Man these comments are

    • @GarbajeCan
      @GarbajeCan 2 года назад +5

      @@lesgosn5036 all bots

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 2 года назад +1

      His character development is great

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 2 года назад +165

    "I know all about your little Quick Time Events. Begging for Red Orbs like a good little boy."
    LOL

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 Год назад +25

    "There is no straighter work a man can do but to go to town on the bussy" is now my new commandment

  • @sunsetgames2622
    @sunsetgames2622 2 года назад +306

    That actually ended more wholesome than I thought. Something about God of War and it teaching harsh lessons to others to learn from has always been good story telling material.
    We do not simp! We work on ourselves and the flaws we are burdened with to better ourselves. “We must be better.”

  • @nblhrt92
    @nblhrt92 2 года назад +365

    This was strangely.... wholesome.

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays 2 года назад +739

    ok never expected a flashgitz video to end on a wholesome note

    • @fortheloveofallthingsholy2706
      @fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 2 года назад +5

      That African fertility statue is pretty funny, and it's also accurate. Which is strange to see

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 2 года назад +5

      @@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706 the fertility statue was the first Waifu...

    • @phaolo6
      @phaolo6 2 года назад +1

      At least until the horrifying ad lol

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 Год назад +167

    You guys should definitely keep making more God of War parodies.

  • @hopekill1498
    @hopekill1498 2 года назад +325

    I love the commitment these guys put on their sponsor's lmao

    • @turosechil8798
      @turosechil8798 2 года назад +6

      Yeah one of the few occasions where i dont mind being fed an ad.

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 2 года назад +4

      Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only times I watch ads.

    • @slimebunny5700
      @slimebunny5700 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, I wish more effort was put into ads. People would genuinely become intrested in the product that way.

  • @unstableanimations
    @unstableanimations 2 года назад +514

    As someone who does frame by frame animation on RUclips, I must say it's impressive how this channel can get content out through rigs.

    • @tgi3d881
      @tgi3d881 2 года назад +5

      They do a lot of motion tweens with more focus on facial animation. I really like their stuff. But it is far from frame by frame. They do a lot of industry tricks so they can post more than one vid a year like harry partridge. While it not be frame by frame like the old school, their work is very professional and exceeds the quality of plenty large budget shows

  • @nabareru
    @nabareru 2 года назад +356

    2:47 this freaking killed me lmao. The face is just 👌

    • @Envoy_Intuition
      @Envoy_Intuition 2 года назад +7

      Imperium vs Kratos crossover episode would be dope lol

    • @crimsondragon1259
      @crimsondragon1259 2 года назад +2

      @its-time you became the very thing you svore to destroy

  • @kieran10202
    @kieran10202 Год назад +7

    "Boy, Freya being stuck between realms does not justify such actions in real life, and you will be respectful to her."

  • @thebearmon5140
    @thebearmon5140 2 года назад +232

    Soo heart warming, I wish every dad begins finding what his son's interests are with "We must discuss your perversions".

  • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
    @anjaneyasreetrout2444 2 года назад +346

    Holy fuck...... Atreus actually got a small mustache

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions 2 года назад +560

    Seriously, you guys are about the only people I would watch the sponsored commercials without fast forwarding through them because you do them so flipping funny!

  • @DaxtonGarn
    @DaxtonGarn Год назад +33

    The way he said “boy” just got me laughing every time I hear it. 😂

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius 2 года назад +631

    I mean Atreus is from Greek descent, it's only natural for him.

    • @pawepojnar2968
      @pawepojnar2968 2 года назад

      ​@p o p god damn bot

    • @54032Zepol
      @54032Zepol 2 года назад

      Yup Greeks sexual desire went further from human like goats and dogs, typical Greeks

    • @DaddyDynastic
      @DaddyDynastic 2 года назад +32

      It's like Kratos said
      being the top isn't gay

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 2 года назад +4

      @DagonFrazer2If you mean furries. I'm all for it!

    • @Qlipphoth
      @Qlipphoth 2 года назад

      Son, what the fuck is wrong with your profile image?

  • @Engeldemuerte
    @Engeldemuerte 2 года назад +409

    I love how Kratos' philosophy is just prison rules lol

    • @Spenway18
      @Spenway18 2 года назад

      And historically accurate to the Greeks and Romans. "Fuckin is fine, but getting fucked is gay"

    • @lornajames
      @lornajames 2 года назад +9

      Yes sir

    • @kristjanmatanovic8722
      @kristjanmatanovic8722 2 года назад +45

      Well it's basically what the Greeks believed back then

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 2 года назад +30

      Jokes aside, What Kratos was saying was true. Being gay was fine, just not being a bottom.

    • @essaadeel3676
      @essaadeel3676 2 года назад +14

      The Greeks and Romans believed in this, in Roman society two Roman men can't have sex because the Roman man that was the bottom would be disgraced in Roman society having sex with a slave was okay since slaves aren't Roman citizens but the slave should be on the bottom. In Greek society on the other hand teachers and pupils had sex and the pupil would always be the bottom as was tradition after this is done the pupil would go on to live life as a straight man.

  • @midlykhaizen1426
    @midlykhaizen1426 2 года назад +242

    The way he just scrapes the wall with his axe while walking to Atreus when he said: "step mom"

  • @psychofilm6976
    @psychofilm6976 Год назад +2

    2:48
    When you grow up with Disney movies and think the original was also for kids but then when you’re older and see how dark the original story’s was.

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 2 года назад +551

    This had a surprisingly wholesome ending.

  • @BlackringIII
    @BlackringIII 2 года назад +71

    Kratos's horrified face looked like something out of flapjack and was wonderful

  • @Oz_Rion
    @Oz_Rion 2 года назад +280

    2:49 can't stop laughing at this 😂

  • @darkswords147
    @darkswords147 Год назад +53

    I love how absolutely in the zone Atreus is at the start.

  • @KnightsWithoutATable
    @KnightsWithoutATable 2 года назад +159

    This was great. I love how Kratos is ready to lose all control at any time and Atreus knows it.

  • @spacerosepoem9005
    @spacerosepoem9005 2 года назад +163

    This was hilarious but honestly that was probably the most wholesome conversation about that topic a father and son will ever have.

    • @leoncharles6294
      @leoncharles6294 2 года назад +1

      far far better than the corny shit they wrote for the actual game lol

  • @kingleonidas2182
    @kingleonidas2182 2 года назад +323

    This was almost as wholesome as the actual game

  • @Jamesyboi135
    @Jamesyboi135 Год назад +51

    That had the most wholesome ending and the weirdest story

  • @Sam-vz8pm
    @Sam-vz8pm 2 года назад +122

    Kratos' face of horror had me rolling

  • @jinanren2026
    @jinanren2026 2 года назад +200

    it went from that kratos killing mario kart to the father he is today, truly character development

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays 2 года назад +73

    4:41 as soon as you hear a crit huntsman, you know its gonna end quickly

  • @JessieTheGinger
    @JessieTheGinger Год назад +12

    "begging for red orbs like a good little boy" 😂😂😂 he knows!!

  • @josephhalford917
    @josephhalford917 2 года назад +164

    I love how the history lessons from your other channel make it into the mainstream

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 2 года назад +2

      Explain?

    • @josephhalford917
      @josephhalford917 2 года назад +2

      @@sweatysocks8214 in their second channel they go into it when they draw Hercules

    • @45calGunslinger
      @45calGunslinger 2 года назад

      @@josephhalford917 bruh it's a rant from Cream Crew

  • @Spitfire__1944
    @Spitfire__1944 2 года назад +622

    Ironic how Atreus is demonstrating the perfect example of fatherless behavior

    • @ManyPeregrine81
      @ManyPeregrine81 Год назад +42

      More like maidenless behavior 🫢🫢

    • @whaleping
      @whaleping Год назад +33

      Or everyone has a fetish. Pull up Spitfire’s folder, that’s probably a lot of feet

    • @Spitfire__1944
      @Spitfire__1944 Год назад +29

      @@whaleping WHAT, no I thought I deleted that

    • @whaleping
      @whaleping Год назад +11

      @@Spitfire__1944 XD

    • @Peetreesaur
      @Peetreesaur Год назад +1

      What makes this fatherless behavior?
      Who made you the fatherless expert?

  • @ryangonsalves6310
    @ryangonsalves6310 2 года назад +164

    The line at 3:18 will forever live rent free in my head.

  • @stormtroopertk8
    @stormtroopertk8 Год назад +12

    2:47 I was on the ground in tears with this face 😂

  • @moth_in_dark
    @moth_in_dark 2 года назад +75

    This was strangely wholesome, which is not something I thought I'd ever feel about a Flashgitz short.

  • @MikeNoob101
    @MikeNoob101 2 года назад +828

    Kratos's face is literally everyone when they realize what pegging is

    • @atomicskull6405
      @atomicskull6405 Год назад +34

      Wait untill you find out about futanari.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Год назад +26

      ​@@atomicskull6405 *BOY!*
      Stop.

    • @greenblueant1012
      @greenblueant1012 Год назад +4

      Yeah. I'm the 246th liker today. Lucky me!☺

    • @mrgalaxy396
      @mrgalaxy396 Год назад +7

      Can't imagine what face they'd make when they hear about sounding.

    • @Abandoned_Account88
      @Abandoned_Account88 Год назад +6

      @@atomicskull6405as someone who just found out what that is I can confirm

  • @jaimebatista4624
    @jaimebatista4624 2 года назад +177

    Bro, it actually never accrued to me that Kratos never had “the talk” with Atreus.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 2 года назад +30

      To be fair, they have greater priorities at the time. What with Ragnarok and all...

    • @kevting4512
      @kevting4512 2 года назад +20

      If you returned to Sindri's house post-game, Kratos will asked Mimir if he done enough with preparing Atreus to survive on his own, especially with "wooing"

    • @Jan_Iedema
      @Jan_Iedema 2 года назад +6

      There’s a little piece of dialogue about just that in the game

    • @thegreatrobin2329
      @thegreatrobin2329 2 года назад +6

      “Did you teach Atreus how to… woo?” “Aye.”

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 2 года назад

      @@PotatoeSnow Ayo wtf?

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 2 года назад +60

    Kratos having Mediterranean flash backs at the pegging picture was gold.

  • @smegmalasagna
    @smegmalasagna 2 года назад +124

    That super realistic close-up really caught me off guard. Fucking fantastic!!

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 2 года назад +373

    Ironically one of the most wholesome animations Flashgitz have done in a while 👏👏

  • @froschreiniger2639
    @froschreiniger2639 3 месяца назад +3

    😂 The high detail face like from shows like spongebob really got me

  • @MAHARAJA_DK
    @MAHARAJA_DK 2 года назад +57

    2:00 "Got to town, on the BUSSY." XD

  • @guatermelon7543
    @guatermelon7543 2 года назад +69

    Atreus with the balls of steel still being defiant after the kratos theme kicking in lmao

    • @TheNorthie
      @TheNorthie 2 года назад +5

      Atreus is the only one to get away with this consistently lol

  • @Violaphobia
    @Violaphobia 2 года назад +52

    That Kratos reaction feels like a Ren and Stimpy reference, and I'm here for it

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 Год назад +7

    Kratos: There are consequences to the unrealistic standards set by porn!
    Atreus: Why? How do you know? How do you know?!?!

  • @skorge2902
    @skorge2902 2 года назад +48

    idk why but the huntsman bow crit sound at 4:41 was hilarious

  • @Konslufius
    @Konslufius 2 года назад +40

    Unironically most sane version out of all animated versions of Kratos on RUclips.

  • @PhilipDorian1
    @PhilipDorian1 2 года назад +60

    I love how you are diving more into Kratos’s beliefs and how rigid he is. I would love more in this series !!!

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 Год назад +11

    The look on Kratos face with the eyes bulging... Comedy Gold

  • @BlackBear1-m1j
    @BlackBear1-m1j 2 года назад +153

    That was surprising a sweet ending, knowing how you guys normally tell stories 😂😂

  • @agidyne9676
    @agidyne9676 2 года назад +56

    How the fuck did you keep this wholesome?! Masterfully done!

  • @johnjackson8327
    @johnjackson8327 2 года назад +28

    2:18 I love the little nod he does

  • @sheogorath-the-incrazy
    @sheogorath-the-incrazy Год назад +8

    I love how gentle he is pitting down his axe

  • @Boricua_User146
    @Boricua_User146 2 года назад +127

    Never di I thought Flashgitz would make a wholesome story. You never stop surprising me. Keep up the good work kings.

  • @JonkoSlunko
    @JonkoSlunko 2 года назад +28

    the dramatic pause revealing the 4th perversion was comedy gold.

  • @sonichedge80
    @sonichedge80 2 года назад +48

    This video really had it all. Comedy, high stakes, action-

    • @momon969
      @momon969 2 года назад +5

      And pegging.

    • @sonichedge80
      @sonichedge80 2 года назад +3

      @@momon969 truly, flashgitz always delivers

  • @ryushogun9890
    @ryushogun9890 Год назад +1

    omg, I'm legit very scared by how much quality smooth character movements and nice humor this has..