Fish Biologist reacts to "DO NOT Touch These Fish!"

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  • @jmsytbe
    @jmsytbe 2 года назад +4539

    According to this guy, anything that exists even partially in or near the water is a fish. I'm surprised he didn't mention icebergs and nuclear submarines.

    • @mrzeta7732
      @mrzeta7732 2 года назад +178

      or rocks

    • @DogeSargeant
      @DogeSargeant 2 года назад +56

      @@mrzeta7732 oh duck your pfp 😱😱😱

    • @mascotwithadinosaur9353
      @mascotwithadinosaur9353 2 года назад +161

      Top 10 most dangerous extinct fish!
      10. Sacabambaspis
      9. Anomalocaris
      8. Trilobite
      7. Amonyte
      6. Mosasaurus
      5. -Megalodon- Dunkleosteus
      4. Plesiosaurus
      3. Pliosaurus
      2. Ichtyosaur
      1. THE SPINOSAURUS!

    • @jmsytbe
      @jmsytbe 2 года назад +90

      "But if you see _this_ fish prowling the waters when you're at the beach, you'd best keep your hand away, or you just might lose it! 😏" -Mr Facts Man, talking about the propeller of a 400 meter long Tripple-E container ship.

    • @thecatinthefedora1201
      @thecatinthefedora1201 2 года назад +52

      Humans are the most dangerous fish

  • @systemiclizard3101
    @systemiclizard3101 2 года назад +176

    I still haven’t stopped laughing at the needlefish part. “THE BEAST” can barely take a chunk outta a lil goldfish.

  • @olianims
    @olianims 2 года назад +1799

    Don't underestimate a needlefish's ability to calculate ballistics

    • @thenewelite4628
      @thenewelite4628 2 года назад +77

      Soon they will evolve the technology to construct ballistae for maximum velocity!

    • @fosterdarcy
      @fosterdarcy 2 года назад +34

      @@thenewelite4628 trebuchet are the superior siege weapon

    • @praiselordh7139
      @praiselordh7139 2 года назад +13

      @@fosterdarcy depends on the situation, if you are seiging a large castle, yes, but even then, i would only do that if it is a very long seige, or for defense. In the case of balistae, they are much better weapons for seiging a small castle quickly

    • @fosterdarcy
      @fosterdarcy 2 года назад +6

      @@praiselordh7139 yes however the trebuchet can fire a 90kg projectilel over 300 meters

    • @praiselordh7139
      @praiselordh7139 2 года назад +6

      @@fosterdarcy That’s what I’m saying, it is very good for longer battles with heavy fortifications, it’s like comparing a modern day LMG to a M16, the LMG will be better for heavy defense, though is a waste of time for smaller defense

  • @Roysenator
    @Roysenator 2 года назад +285

    A few months ago, I took my family to the ocean in Southern California. It was most of their first times in the ocean. We were having a good time walking down to the water, but things took a turn shortly after. We stepped into the water, and wouldn't you know it we became fish.

    • @hoodiedaproxy
      @hoodiedaproxy 2 года назад +19

      He added you to his most dangerous fish video sorry man

    • @Roysenator
      @Roysenator 2 года назад +2

      @@hoodiedaproxy haha what?

    • @dr.archaeopteryx5512
      @dr.archaeopteryx5512 2 года назад +7

      Damn sorry to hear that, hear this happens to people from innsmouth all the time 😔

  • @Ehhhhhmm
    @Ehhhhhmm 2 года назад +2447

    So here's my list for the top 3 MOST dangerous fish in the ocean:
    1. Star-nosed mole
    2. Sea pig
    3. Venus fly trap

  • @Undermine5
    @Undermine5 2 года назад +33

    6:32 "stingray are closely related to shark, which mean they are extreamly skilled predator"
    random wale shark :"hello, I just filter water for plancktons."

  • @professorracc.9780
    @professorracc.9780 2 года назад +998

    If you look it up, every year, 100 people are killed by pencils
    Leave the needle fish alone, that was a fluke and he's been in therapy ever since

    • @chrisgaming9567
      @chrisgaming9567 2 года назад +111

      Don't worry, they'll remember to put pencils on the next dangerous fish list

    • @kobyfranklyn6875
      @kobyfranklyn6875 2 года назад

      faxs B)

    • @toasttea3200
      @toasttea3200 2 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure John wick made those pencil kills

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 2 года назад +1

      Actually, the wiki page AVNJ showed lists several examples of freak accidents like these

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h 5 месяцев назад +1

      wait till they see pencilfish

  • @ctshaffer1999
    @ctshaffer1999 2 года назад +35

    As someone that’s swam with barracudas many times, I can confirm that they do in fact manage to get extremely close without you noticing.

  • @darkwolf9637
    @darkwolf9637 2 года назад +1574

    This guy has the midevil definition of fish when things like beavers,otters, and pelicans where considered "fish" because they lived near the water

    • @zg4705
      @zg4705 2 года назад +163

      Ooo here's a fun fact: the medieval definition of "fish" was frequently changed by monks to include animals like beavers, otters, pelicans, and more so that during periods of religious fasting in which the only meat they could consume was fish, the monks could eat basically anything as they purposefully loosely defined almost anything as "fish."

    • @TPishek
      @TPishek 2 года назад +55

      @@zg4705 iirc there was even a papal bull issued to say that geese are not fish because of how common these “loopholes” were used

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 2 года назад +38

      @@zg4705 "Hey is this thing a fish?"
      "I don't know, what does it taste like?"

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 2 года назад +12

      @@WlatPziupp tastes like meat

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 2 года назад +23

      @@xrefed Oh fuck yeah, that's a fish! What did you call this animal?

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 2 года назад +15

    Me, swims In ocean for an entire day:
    The narrator: “I diagnose you with *fish* “

  • @el_androi1203
    @el_androi1203 2 года назад +756

    He didn't even mention mosquitoes, which are the fish that has killed the most humans in history by transmitting dangerous micro organisms smh.

    • @Archimonde259
      @Archimonde259 2 года назад +51

      Their larval form spends time in water, it checks out

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 2 года назад +2

      Quinine is magic

    • @nothankyoumrcigaretman3429
      @nothankyoumrcigaretman3429 2 года назад +7

      i think you mean dangerous micro fish ur welcome

    • @ethanmccormack9561
      @ethanmccormack9561 2 года назад +15

      Don't be silly they don't transmit micro organisms they obviously transmit micro fish

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 2 года назад +3

      @@ethanmccormack9561 Micro Fishganisms

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 2 года назад +74

    4:09 I was just about to mention cheetahs, they’re remarkably *inefficient* hunters at about 45-50% successful (higher percentage when prey is smaller or vulnerable, though smaller prey means they need to expend more energy to hunt more often.)
    Though conversely the dragonfly is possibly the most efficient hunter at a 95% success rate, so speed is only one factor in the equation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @books96book0
      @books96book0 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, the most efficient hunter in the ocean would probably be the seahorse.

    • @CoreyandCrew
      @CoreyandCrew 5 месяцев назад

      That's actually pretty high. You should check out lions success rates. Lol even in packs they don't even come close to 50% edit:in regards to calling them "remarkably inefficient"

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He 3 месяца назад

      ​@@CoreyandCrewI hear that cheetahs have to pant so long after a successful hunt that they often get their food stolen by a lion or hyena or something

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow 2 года назад +384

    "DON`T touch this wolf-eel" proceeds to show a guy wiggling a wolf-eels chin.... which, might I add, was kinda adorable

  • @theguywiththeoldds3896
    @theguywiththeoldds3896 2 года назад +29

    Usually I think reaction content is trash, but this man has given me twice the entertainment and a priceless amount of info.

  • @Wolfen5207
    @Wolfen5207 2 года назад +619

    Can't lie, just busted out laughing at the whole "You don't want to make the beast angry." Just the fact it's showing one of these going up to the goldfish and barely touching it is icing on the cake.

    • @AshleyBeeidk
      @AshleyBeeidk 2 года назад +21

      Rip Billy the 10 years old you will always be remembered for being one of the most unlucky people on earth

    • @tacocat1921
      @tacocat1921 2 года назад +14

      Clearly the goldfish had yet to anger the beast. lol

    • @thekingofwaterfowl7766
      @thekingofwaterfowl7766 2 года назад +5

      That’s not even a needlefish that’s a freaking gar

    • @g0ldenratioed6969
      @g0ldenratioed6969 2 года назад

      nibble nibble

    • @Gar-753
      @Gar-753 2 года назад

      "can't lie, just busted"

  • @LadyFableVT
    @LadyFableVT Год назад +8

    "Do not make the beast angry" is something one would say to a discord kitten, I'm wheezing

  • @felipeviana6215
    @felipeviana6215 2 года назад +464

    Divers should be on the list, as they can be in the water.

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE 2 года назад +32

      Theyre also 100 percent more deadly in every situation

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 года назад +14

      If a person swims too well, they are a merperson.

    • @zect556
      @zect556 2 года назад +11

      Number 21: PERSON-FISH

    • @LOC-Ness
      @LOC-Ness 2 года назад +9

      Divers are extremely skilled predators, especially armed with underwater rifles.

    • @oliverdelfsdanielsen9144
      @oliverdelfsdanielsen9144 2 года назад

      As a diver myself, I can say meeting me with just my underwater welter I kill almost anything

  • @matthewlizotte8904
    @matthewlizotte8904 Год назад +4

    Funny fact I actually learned from a fellow Diver a decade ago in Florida while out in the Keys and it actually works is " as long as a Box Jellyfish knows your around them they won't unintentionally sting you"

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад

      How do i do that? Yell "hey fucker i am here?"

  • @mascotwithadinosaur9353
    @mascotwithadinosaur9353 2 года назад +352

    This made me wanna look up "semi-aquatic dinosaurs". I ended up seeing the question "Is the Spinosaurus exist?" and I wanted to cry

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE 2 года назад +35

      But i mean have this thought. is it still exist though 🤔

    • @owendiaram3870
      @owendiaram3870 2 года назад +30

      You're a mascot with a dinosaur, surely you'd know this already.

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 года назад +21

      Google answers are already phrased weird, and have terrible, slightly related answers. lol

    • @fried___3217
      @fried___3217 2 года назад +8

      does Bruno mars is gay?

    • @yeen.7209
      @yeen.7209 Год назад +2

      but does?

  • @DagDaWildDog
    @DagDaWildDog 2 года назад +15

    Moray eels do actually swim backwards like that it's pretty cool they will also backwards "tie themselves in knots" to get off parasites and help cover their body evenly with that mucus layer

  • @joshuatempleton9556
    @joshuatempleton9556 2 года назад +1043

    most sea snakes are not defensive towards people, often being extremely curious, it leads people to pick them up and handle them like a kingsnake and then they restrain them and the reaction is to snap at the restriction and people get bit.

    • @brain.eating.amoeba
      @brain.eating.amoeba 2 года назад +79

      can't get over how they showed a krait too. Kraits are a snake that are in the sea, but they are not true sea snakes. They're in the same family but so are half the types of snake in the world.

    • @saaros
      @saaros 2 года назад +1

      what would the ideal reaction be instead?

    • @joshuatempleton9556
      @joshuatempleton9556 2 года назад +27

      @@saaros if not restrained most are curious and just sit in your hands. there are pictures of herpetologist holding dozs of sea snakes at once.

    • @joshuatempleton9556
      @joshuatempleton9556 2 года назад

      @@brain.eating.amoeba sorry i missed your comment, there are sea kraits that are in the true sea snake family. they are a species to avoid during the breeding season as estrus hormones hype them up and they become snippy.

    • @jonathanlongtinhuen4938
      @jonathanlongtinhuen4938 2 года назад

      @@joshuatempleton9556 I can't figure out how having about 20 sea snake sitting on you doesn't scare you, considering that most sea snakes can flatline you in 30 minutes with a single bite. If you like lose your footing and fall it might as well be good bye for you cause if a venomous one decides to open it's mouth and flail in your direction your body will evict your soul within the hour.

  • @OnlyKaerius
    @OnlyKaerius 2 года назад +4

    As a scuba diver, oceanic white tips are actually the one and only shark that'll make me leave the water if I see one. They're quite aggressive, but they'll try to ambush you, attack from behind. As long as you can stay facing them you'll probably be fine, but if there's more than one you could be in trouble. There was one terrorizing the red sea a few years ago that got kills. The only shark nearly as aggressive is shortfin mako.
    I've dived with bull sharks (and been within 3 feet of them), no problem. I wouldn't even be that worried if I saw a great white, as long as there's no chumming.

  • @dannybversion1.028
    @dannybversion1.028 2 года назад +574

    The most dangerous, horrible, terrifying fish that you should not touch. A sea snake.

    • @jdrangers4889
      @jdrangers4889 2 года назад +23

      I thought it was the Sea Pickle

    • @mrcat1043
      @mrcat1043 2 года назад +11

      A pelican

    • @afriendlycampfire260
      @afriendlycampfire260 2 года назад +4

      No guys its the cuttlefish they are THE true killing machines

    • @cocainekoh4764
      @cocainekoh4764 2 года назад +8

      trust me hippos are the most vicious and dangerous fish in the world

    • @SamuraiDestroy
      @SamuraiDestroy 2 года назад +1

      Sea snakes are the best fish :)

  • @davidbakker-wester113
    @davidbakker-wester113 2 года назад +1

    In Greece in the lake of Yanina there is a species of small chubby venomous watersnake that actively swims toward humans swimming, playing/sporting in the waters and tries to bite them. Because it swims rather fast( slow bite) the only thing you can do to save yourself scoop it up and fling it out of the water onto land. When this happened we would run but the Greek kids would proceed to pick it up and whirl it over their heads until ( gruesome detail comming!) The snake would loose it's intestines through its mouth and die. Still then the head could (in death reflexes) bite and poison you, causing skin lesions, necrosis and partial paralysis of the affected limb.

  • @clementcrouzier8913
    @clementcrouzier8913 2 года назад +298

    I once stepped on a stonefish, it was one of the biggest pains I have ever felt and my foot had swelled up so much that my toes were off the ground by a centimeter. I could still feel the pain for months and I had some sort of purple bruise were I was stung for almost a year. It was in Guadeloupe, a french island in the caribbeans, here that fish is called "le poisson 24 heures" (24h fish).

    • @afriendlycampfire260
      @afriendlycampfire260 2 года назад +25

      Bonjour monsieur est que cette poisson est un megalodon deguisé

    • @clementcrouzier8913
      @clementcrouzier8913 2 года назад +4

      @@afriendlycampfire260 sorry I dont uderstand the traduction seems to have totally changed the meaning of the question.

    • @aidenoliver1321
      @aidenoliver1321 2 года назад

      @@afriendlycampfire260 what does that mean?

    • @Missmay123p
      @Missmay123p 2 года назад +1

      @@afriendlycampfire260 😂

    • @afriendlycampfire260
      @afriendlycampfire260 2 года назад +11

      @@aidenoliver1321 "hello sir is this fish a megalodon in disguise?"

  • @VergilArcanis
    @VergilArcanis 2 года назад +9

    "Poisonous" only applies to eating a fish. Venomous if its applied to you

  • @deeranfoxworthy6069
    @deeranfoxworthy6069 2 года назад +246

    Medieval people considered many non-land animals to be "fish". Maybe this guy is just a time traveler who hasn't got with the times.
    Also, there's an adorable video of an older gentleman feeding his sea snake friend that comes up to him on the pier to say hi.

    • @gggthsb
      @gggthsb 2 года назад +7

      yeah I heard that they considered beavers fish so they could eat them during fasting since meat was forbidden but fish wasn't...

  • @Eyelidyoinker
    @Eyelidyoinker 2 года назад +4

    Barracuda can be dangerous unprovoked and without shiny things it’s extraordinarily rare but experienced non stupid divers have been attacked. It’s more often than sharks but sharks get media attention probably because the worst that happens from barracuda is losing fingers. Tourist destinations are also often reluctant to publish anything about them attacking divers. There’s a particularly large great barracuda with yellow coloration in Cozumel I believe that has a thing for being aggressive.

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. 2 года назад +182

    Fun fact. some years ago I've seen a clip of a sea lion either in zoo or other facility like that and they were like teaching it...or training it/doing research and there was food in small drawers that had different shapes on it. and the food would come out of one of the shapes, but the drawer would change side from left to right and the sea lion recognized not the side but the shape and would shift accordingly and get food. Those animals are really smart and clever!

    • @youcantescapethegarf5744
      @youcantescapethegarf5744 2 года назад +2

      They also ra*p penguins

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 2 года назад +11

      @@youcantescapethegarf5744 rasp?

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins 2 года назад +25

      @@lobsters12111 no, no, he means rap
      they have rap battles

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 2 года назад +5

      @@youcantescapethegarf5744 *adds sea lions to list of animals capable of actual evil*

    • @nursiumz7238
      @nursiumz7238 2 года назад +1

      @@golddragonette7795 you calling rap evil?

  • @dragunovbushcraft152
    @dragunovbushcraft152 2 года назад +11

    I feel your pain. I'm a biologist, and those making these ridiculous videos, don't do ANY research.

  • @synonym1196
    @synonym1196 2 года назад +200

    From what I heard a long time ago, part of the reason the S.S. Indianapolis disaster happened was that the crew had been taught "if you see a shark, splash loudly and move around a lot to scare it off!" Which, uh, no, don't do that, bad idea.
    Also, I feel like I've heard that the wounds suffered by the crew didn't really line up with what Whitetips are capable of (in terms of bite strength), and it was more likely tiger sharks or bulls or something. I dunno, it's been a while since I saw the show I heard it on. It's not like there are photos, and any eyewitnesses would presumably be incredibly traumatized and not be thinking about species identification.

    • @cinnamonpuppi
      @cinnamonpuppi 2 года назад +21

      That's equal to saying "If you see bear make yourself look bigger !!!"

    • @GoldSpangledBananaBoy
      @GoldSpangledBananaBoy 2 года назад +16

      Apparently the only doctor they had, according to himself, attempted to catch a shark by hand to eat.

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 2 года назад +21

      @@cinnamonpuppi depends on the type of bear

    • @GoldSpangledBananaBoy
      @GoldSpangledBananaBoy 2 года назад +30

      @@golddragonette7795 Brown stay down, Black fight back, White say goodnight baby.

    • @beartheconfused6798
      @beartheconfused6798 2 года назад

      @@GoldSpangledBananaBoy if it’s brown stay on the ground,if it’s black fight back and if it’s white…. *you gonna die*

  • @trentcleaver1065
    @trentcleaver1065 2 года назад +1

    0:57 that show is I believe deadly 60. I loved that show when I was younger.

  • @ReiSilver
    @ReiSilver 2 года назад +114

    As an Australian I have watched so many Animal Control type videos of people freaking out over Alligators who literally just sit there, there was a video of a guy jumping on one to 'wrestle' it and it barely moved. Salt water crocs on the other hand? Do not treat them like alligators, they are a lot more active and can chase you over land if they feel like it and they are Fast.
    I don't type this to say Salties need to be hurt, but to urge anyone visiting areas they live to not think they are the same as floridian gators, treat them with respect and to keep clear of them and any rivers marked with warnings of them.

    • @jam_fish0862
      @jam_fish0862 2 года назад +9

      true. i once had a cousin over visiting from Florida and i over heard him saying " I bet a i could wrestle that hand bag easily" i was simultaneously entertained and disgusted by him at the same time. it was a 6 metre croc at a zoo btw.
      he also got a good scolding from the family for making a comment like that.

    • @gameandgamer1479
      @gameandgamer1479 2 года назад +18

      Gators just don’t have the meanness that Salties do. Crocodiles in general, except for fish-eating specialists like Freshies and Gharials, are more likely to kill and eat a person than American Alligators. If you watch Steve Irwin wrestling saltwater crocodiles, it’s pretty clear that it takes a lot of strength and he’s using a particular technique and obviously straining to keep the animal restrained at times. Meanwhile, you watch some Animal Planet shows about people catching gators in Florida and they just kind of lay on them and hold the mouth shut.

    • @OnlyKaerius
      @OnlyKaerius 2 года назад +1

      Salt water crocs are about the most aggressive dangerous animal you could come across as a diver. (The only thing more aggressive to divers would be humboldt squid, but they're not as dangerous).
      You can safely dive with american alligators.

    • @SarumanOrthanc
      @SarumanOrthanc Год назад +1

      ​@Kaerius Saltwater crocodiles and Nile crocodiles are really the only animals that treat us as normal prey. Big cats and bears will go after people in desperate times, but those two crocodiles see you the same as any other thing that happens along the water.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 9 месяцев назад

      Gatord are pretty peaceful

  • @boomboone47
    @boomboone47 2 года назад +2

    The event you’re talking about- the one with the white tip sharks, was prolly the RMS Lusitania, which if I remember correctly was torpedoed in world war 1, and some of the survivors were eaten by White tips and some other scavengers.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 2 года назад +370

    To be fair, you shouldn't be touching any wild animals. They are wild for a reason. You are intruding into their domain if you are out on a lake, in the ocean, through the river or any other natural habitat. Unless you have a very good reason; leave animals alone.

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 2 года назад +1

      Guess I gotta leave your mother alone…

    • @cupcakewhisperer69
      @cupcakewhisperer69 2 года назад +5

      Fax. besides fishing, of course

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 года назад +19

      Yep. Although I think it somewhat OK if the animal approaches you. A lot of fish and marine mammals are very curious animals.

    • @peanutceoofthepeanutorder2869
      @peanutceoofthepeanutorder2869 2 года назад +28

      @@GeraltofRivia22 yep you can find some friendly animals. Wild animals sometimes let you hand feed them or pet them although it happens rarely it does happen sometimes. Still gotta remember: do not try and force such interactions. You or/and the animal might get hurt.

    • @maja194
      @maja194 2 года назад +1

      Yeah! Like I wouldn’t just grab any fish swimming past me, of course that’s a bad idea

  • @mchanna06
    @mchanna06 2 года назад +2

    The most dangerous fish is the waterproof Apple iPhone 13 ProMax. Truly a terrifying species.

  • @TheBestNinalb
    @TheBestNinalb 2 года назад +88

    Rip Steve Irwin who actually died to a string ray barb to the chest. The equivalent of a butterfly killing him in his sleep brought down one of my childhood heroes. Rest in peace Crocodile Hunter

    • @paigethedork9693
      @paigethedork9693 2 года назад +3

      this dude probably only put stingrays on the list because of that event.

  • @Captain_Shorts654
    @Captain_Shorts654 2 года назад +2

    "Most dangerous fish" proceeds to name invertebrates like cnidarians and echinoderms

  • @jaytee3060
    @jaytee3060 2 года назад +193

    His complaining about the creatures that aren't fish, reminds me of a kid I knew in school who thought that just because it's in water, it's a fish.

    • @Mistymustycritters12231
      @Mistymustycritters12231 2 года назад +17

      It reminds me when i was a kid Calling Worms a Plant

    • @mrzeta7732
      @mrzeta7732 2 года назад +7

      rocks are fish

    • @neophyta
      @neophyta 2 года назад +35

      @@mrzeta7732 rocks are actually amphibious creatures, docile in nature. Crabzilla collects them to guard his sea honey.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 2 года назад +1

      That’s a fair assumption to make at a younger age. When I was younger I thought a fish was just any animal who lived exclusively in water. Not counting anything that can live outside of water or plants

    • @zect556
      @zect556 2 года назад

      That was racist, imagine marine life call every creature living on land “apes”

  • @dynamoterror7077
    @dynamoterror7077 2 года назад +1

    Text-to-speech top-ten videos are always atrocious, but this… this is truly special.

  • @WlatPziupp
    @WlatPziupp 2 года назад +115

    TOP 10 most dangerous fish! Number one: Humans! Number two: Eagles! Number three: Big rock! Number four: Drowning! Number five: improper ladder safety! Number six: Shark! Number seven: cyanide! Number eight: Alcohol addiction! Number nine: A downed power line! Number ten: One million gold fish stuffed inside your lungs!
    Subscribe for more!

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 2 года назад +7

      I mean... at least most of those are actually dangerous, lol.

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 2 года назад +4

      lolz, ty, that's a hilarious list

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 2 года назад +1

    4:19
    *"Moray eel!"*
    _"Jesus fucking christ"_

  • @Jordan_213
    @Jordan_213 2 года назад +72

    I love how he emphasises damn near every word he says lmao
    I had also thought I had escaped the baby shark song, but now it will be stuck in my head for the next month, I am emotionally in immense pain

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 года назад +1

      It would have been even better If Chills voiced this.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад

      Hahahaha!!! I too am now suffering from Baby Shark PTSD. 🙂🙂

    • @matiasaquino6213
      @matiasaquino6213 2 года назад

      do you still remember the baby shark song?

  • @draxiss1577
    @draxiss1577 2 года назад +1

    The most dangerous fish in the ocean is a tarantula with a gun.

  • @Zypheryxx
    @Zypheryxx 2 года назад +42

    I want to see a "Most Dangerous fish in the world" but it's just filled with the cutest and derpiest fish out there, their most lethal trait being "you might die from cuteness"

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 2 года назад +8

      Number ten.
      The bubble-headed goldfish.
      These designer goldfish may LOOK CUTE, but they can be LETHAL. A single boop from one of these DEADLY animals can SHATTER the orbital bone. You don't want to make this beast angry!

  • @Gabronthe
    @Gabronthe 2 года назад +2

    5:41 I mean, they spend a lot of time in crevices so I imagine swimming backwards is pretty helpful.

  • @autistipoika54
    @autistipoika54 2 года назад +46

    Now i'm just scared that a butterfly will kill me in my sleep, thank you.

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 2 года назад

      (Insert "Is this a pigeon/butterfly?" Meme here)

    • @crow4120
      @crow4120 2 года назад

      I will never sleep again-

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 2 года назад +1

      I don’t know how familiar some of you are with Kirby lore, but…

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy9626 2 года назад +2

    top 10 deadliest fish:
    -car accidents

  • @inconspicuousiago2358
    @inconspicuousiago2358 2 года назад +35

    a) Factsopedia are cowards for not putting megalodon on number 1.
    b) Factsopedia slime fixation mean they would've lost their shiz if they knew about hagfish.

  • @Anni_Mau
    @Anni_Mau 2 года назад +20

    He has the same definiton of what a fish is as my 2 year old self - my grandma used to slaughter her turkeys at home and I happened to come across a bucket with innards swimming in it and exclaimed excitedly "Mom! Look! A fish! ... and a rag!" because those were the only things belonging in water in my tiny brain.
    Glad my understanding evolved since then lol

  • @Varanamous
    @Varanamous 2 года назад +97

    Sea snakes & Kraits are very docile, especially in water. They'll literally come up to you & investigate you. Most bites & envenomations are the fault of the person, & are more likely to occur out of the water than in it.
    Usually they happen when one is found on a beach & touches or picked up, caught in a net & the person is trying to remove it, & on more rare occasions, diver fingers can be mistaken for small fish. But most of the bite from them come from netting accidents & people bothering them.
    If you happen to be in the water with one, it just going to leave you alone, the most one would ever do is investigate you for a bit then move on.

    • @nobereni5340
      @nobereni5340 2 года назад

      Literally one sea snake went up my uncles asshole then left afterwards

    • @nobereni5340
      @nobereni5340 2 года назад

      Literally one sea snake went up my uncles asshole then left afterwards

    • @erichvondonitz5325
      @erichvondonitz5325 2 года назад +5

      "what is this bi-pedal fish with black skin?!"-the sea snakes probably

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 6 месяцев назад +2

    "They swim at fast speeds, so you'll NEVER see them coming!"
    *He says for basically everything in the video...*

  • @gameandgamer1479
    @gameandgamer1479 2 года назад +44

    “Don’t ever touch a box jelly”
    Well yeah there’s a reason they close beaches when one is sighted. And their stingers can be much longer than what the guy said. So no, not fish, but they *are* extremely dangerous, particularly because it’s not a “lash out because a person was messing with it” kind of creature, it can do serious damage to you or even kill you provided you don’t get help fast enough just by existing within 20 feet depending on where the stingers are trailing.

  • @thesausageman5388
    @thesausageman5388 2 года назад +2

    The real most dangerous fish was the friends we made along the way

  • @parrotprince2406
    @parrotprince2406 2 года назад +59

    love when he talks about how rays sting he shows a video of a manta ray which y'know, doesn't sting.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад +4

      I noticed that, too- I wondered if the manta ray was trying to FLAP him to death with his, uhh, fins??🙂

  • @crieseasily16
    @crieseasily16 2 года назад +1

    fkn love these debunks. I hate all the false information and twisted facts so many channels put out for content..

  • @JamyFowl0001
    @JamyFowl0001 2 года назад +141

    As a Floridian, I love the fact he didn't list Black Tips, New Smyrna Beach is the sharkbite capital of the world generally due to the massive amount of people in the water and the massive shivers of black tips we have. I swim with them all the time when surfing.

    • @anonymousfish2456
      @anonymousfish2456 2 года назад +6

      yeah we saw a pod of em once, very cool to watch em do their own thing.

    • @Partially_Frozen
      @Partially_Frozen 2 года назад

      Whats a Floridian? Is that like, a country? A profession?

    • @mtotowamidiri
      @mtotowamidiri 2 года назад +3

      @@Partially_Frozen just someone who lives in Florida

    • @Partially_Frozen
      @Partially_Frozen 2 года назад

      @@mtotowamidiri Florida?

    • @Overlysarcasticfox
      @Overlysarcasticfox 2 года назад +2

      @@Partially_Frozen Florida

  • @DigitalBlazar
    @DigitalBlazar 2 года назад +1

    13:00 That was the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, which was struck by a Japanese torpedo near the Philippines in 1945. Of the 1195 crewmen aboard, only 316 survived. Its believed that some were attacked by white tips and tiger sharks, but most deaths could be attributed to overexposure, dehydration, drowning, and suicide. Its commonly believed that the actual number of attacks by sharks on the crewmen were infrequent and they mostly swam off with already dead bodies.

  • @cantseeaidan6689
    @cantseeaidan6689 2 года назад +39

    You do not wanna make this beast angry
    Proceeds to open mouth close to goldfish

  • @karayanna8119
    @karayanna8119 10 месяцев назад +1

    Im not gonna lie. Ive been sick and found this guy torturing himself with these videos and i love the comedic relief. Starting with the megladon one and i cant get enough. Thats hilarious

  • @KrishnanandKJ
    @KrishnanandKJ 2 года назад +58

    When he mentioned jellyfishes, flower urchin and the cone snail I was like ehh this guy is a dumbass, but when he mentioned sea lion, saltwater crocodile and sea snakes, I literally burst out if laughter.

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 2 года назад +2

    "Do NOT want to make this beast angry!"
    He said, as it politely bites a small itsy bitsy goldfish.

  • @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar
    @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar 2 года назад +115

    You are the one who taught us that everything is a fish. Don't blame the heroes at Factsopedia sea nerd.

    • @beartheconfused6798
      @beartheconfused6798 2 года назад

      Heroes??
      You mean the same people who claim a giant balloon animal was a megalodon??….
      Please don’t call people who have studied this stuff there whole life “sea nerds” when you understand very little and listen to some 30 year pathetic excuse of a human who talks without knowing:/

    • @asterunum
      @asterunum 2 года назад

      The new law/list that states bees are fish (in order to protect them) agrees.

  • @lukatesseract
    @lukatesseract 2 года назад

    That video of the spotted moray eel at 4:55 is literally the same video that shows a diver touching the moray, and the eel didn't seem to mind. In fact, the eel seemed to lean into the touches.

  • @TheSilverHermitMage
    @TheSilverHermitMage 2 года назад +12

    If I'm following this guy's definition, my favorite fish is a penguin, and the most dangerous fish is crabzilla

  • @witchflowers6942
    @witchflowers6942 Год назад +1

    4:00 Killer Whale: „am i a joke to you?“

  • @lukegindlesperger3761
    @lukegindlesperger3761 2 года назад +14

    Could we by chance get a video of your actual top 20 most dangerous fish? I think it would be really interesting to hear it from your perspective with all the knowledge you have on marine life and the ocean!

  • @redpath287
    @redpath287 3 месяца назад +1

    me: **takes my dog for a walk**
    this guy: nice fish!

  • @jaytee3060
    @jaytee3060 2 года назад +44

    The megalodon is everywhere? Doesn't that make it god? Should I be worshipping the megalodon.

  • @soul_less_23
    @soul_less_23 4 месяца назад

    I just discovered this channel like few days ago and i love how sarcastic he is lmao.

  • @cn8229
    @cn8229 2 года назад +71

    No no he's actually a genius, mammals and reptiles evolved from fish therefore crocodiles, sea snakes, and sea lions are fish

    • @Nremlok
      @Nremlok 2 года назад +7

      Humans are the truest of fish

    • @partobakhtiary7954
      @partobakhtiary7954 2 года назад +2

      Thus, us humans are also fish

    • @woko1009
      @woko1009 2 года назад +6

      Still doesn't account for the fact that jellyfish dont decend from fish, but i'm guessing since it has fish in its name it MUST be a fish.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад

      Don’t forget the giant black & white fish sadly held captive at Sea World!!! Hey, they’re IN a big fish tank, right?? The cow video guy left them out.

    • @Notakrinenispy
      @Notakrinenispy 2 года назад

      Is a Swiss person a fish

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 года назад +1

    "Responsible for several unrecorded fatalities"?
    So, if they weren't recorded, how do you verify that they happened?

  • @Mimikkyudayo
    @Mimikkyudayo 2 года назад +7

    DO NOT Touch These Fish 2:
    "The Seagull: I think I saw one of these near water, it must be a fish, and there are definitely undocumented cases of these beast killing"

  • @godzandheros
    @godzandheros 2 года назад +2

    LOL I love how you mentioned sea lions are dogs with fins. I've been calling them sea dogs since as long as I can remember since I grew up next to a bay where they would just camp out on people's boats and sunbathe on them (they would destroy peoples boats btw) and then just bark incessantly. We're all just like, ah the sea dogs are at it again!

  • @shinyeevee456
    @shinyeevee456 2 года назад +4

    Zak becoming overwhelmed at 4:12 had me cracking up😂 THATS NOT A FIIISH

  • @x_simper_x
    @x_simper_x 2 года назад +3

    I cant stop laughing at this 9:16 its just so funny
    if I think about I have been subscribed for so long and this is the first time I have ever comment

  • @libertasmorix
    @libertasmorix 2 года назад +23

    Needlefish are scary, they jump whenever you shine a light when we go night fishing. A friend of mine got speared in the thigh.
    Relatively scarier since they are actively a threat.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад

      That’s CRAZY!!! Glad your friend didn’t get stuck on the EYE!!!

    • @libertasmorix
      @libertasmorix 2 года назад

      @@turtlejeepjen314 thanks man

  • @SamuraiDestroy
    @SamuraiDestroy 2 года назад +2

    I like how every syllable is separated by factsopedia so they are all words.

  • @nall8387
    @nall8387 2 года назад +12

    I can't believe they didn't include pirates in the list, pretty sure they are the most dangerous fish in the world

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter 2 года назад

    15:08 In all my diving experience, sea snakes are super chill. Same with lion fish and the like, you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.
    Granted, there was one time that a snake chased after me and my dive buddy, which was admittedly pretty scary, but A) we think it was just curious, B) that's one snake out of hundreds that I've seen, and C) we fended it off by just flicking it with our fins when it got close.

  • @knightkamia1
    @knightkamia1 2 года назад +17

    I've really been enjoying your videos and learning more about marine life. Out of curiosity, if you had to make an accurate top 10 most dangerous fish (made up of actual fish lol), which ones would you include?

  • @June_squids
    @June_squids 2 года назад +1

    Man’s speaking in the second dimension

  • @V23-y6r
    @V23-y6r 2 года назад +40

    i love watching these videos since i want to end up as a marine biologist

    • @emmavrijburg6676
      @emmavrijburg6676 2 года назад +1

      I wanna be a doctor but marine biology always seemed fun too

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад

      That’s great!! That’s a good field to get into, especially with all the ocean conservation & environmental issues FINALLY becoming important priorities with countries!!!🙂🙂

  • @darkhorizonstudios3014
    @darkhorizonstudios3014 2 года назад +1

    I can only imagine the amount of kids that watched the same video and got made fun of for saying their favorite fish was a sea lion.

  • @allykat444
    @allykat444 2 года назад +33

    Baffled by whatever the reason is that he keeps mentioning how hard they are to grasp with the mucous membranes as why you shouldn’t touch something

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ 2 года назад +1

      wtf us this sentence i read it 4 times and i still don’t understand

    • @felixfestering
      @felixfestering 2 года назад +1

      @@_peepee_ They mean the point of "it is hard to grasp, so don't touch it" is redundant. Why should something being hard to hold be a factor for you to not touch it? It's like saying soap is slippery when it's wet so never touch soap. Hope that helped.

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ 2 года назад

      @@felixfestering huh. its still hard to understand, too many prepositional phrases maybe

  • @Ethan.YT.
    @Ethan.YT. 2 года назад +3

    4:30 Thats a moray!

  • @Kaealt
    @Kaealt 2 года назад +11

    The entirety of Antarctica should be on this list, it's killed way more people than the *sea snail*

  • @ahajhkahdkshxksndj8471
    @ahajhkahdkshxksndj8471 2 года назад

    I find it hilarious that the clip shown at 4:56 is from a video of a diver petting the eel. So the guy that made the video was basically like "u should never touch it and here's why!!!" And shows a cut clip from a video in which the moray eel VERY gladly gets pet by the diver.

  • @ling5470
    @ling5470 2 года назад +22

    Stonefish are one of the reason why I don’t want to scuba ever! Im too paranoid

  • @betta6679
    @betta6679 2 года назад +1

    Here in Australia it's so scary walking across the mudflats at rasing tides, stone fish creep me out

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 года назад +13

    The Ship that white tips were responsible for killing lots of the crew of was the USS Indiana, and it wasn't a crash, it was a submarine torpedo.
    This was in the midst of WW2 on the Pacific front, so the sharks were also hungry due to the warships scaring away or killing lots of their prey, ether via explosives or the crews mass-fishing them for food. I think it was mating season too. It was pretty much a perfect storm of bad circumstances, made worse by the terrible Ship-accounting done by the US at the time, leaving everyone in the water for literal days, exacerbating everything. Reports show that the sharks avoided the living crew at first, but considering they had to sleep in the water and were stuck for days, it didn't take too long before the living crew had to act like corpses to not die of exhaustion. I.E. if the US military kept better track of their ships rather then continued to use tracking methods outdated by more then a century, it would have just been the already dead crew having empty cascets instead of the slaughterhouse it was.
    The sharks may have delivered the final blows, but it was Military incompetence that killed those men, a fact cemented by the fact that they falsely blamed and dishonorablly discharged the captain of the ship for the whole incident, despite the fact that every single living crew mate, every single outside expert, and even the fucking captain of the submarine that sunk them all agreeing he did basically as close to a perfect job as he possibly could both in the lead up to and during the disaster.
    Pretty horrifying event, but it was only after Jaws came out it started to be used to demonize sharks as a whole on a wide scale, since people were looking for reasons to justify their brave clubbing of baby sharks.

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 2 года назад

      Wow- (as a fellow history buff) I didn’t know about the dishonorable discharge!!! That is really horrible- I feel for him & his family!!

    • @potatohildy
      @potatohildy 2 года назад

      Wasn’t Nic Cage in that movie?

  • @Arsenic-j5i
    @Arsenic-j5i 2 года назад +1

    “ Top 20 most DANGEROUS *fish* in the WORLD!!! ”
    “ *saltwater crocodile* ”

  • @amgoose3493
    @amgoose3493 2 года назад +5

    13:23 after the ship sank the sharks where swimming beneath them and following them scavenging dead bodies it wasn't a feeding frenzy or anything

  • @jc0044
    @jc0044 2 года назад

    13:01 I think Quint's anecdote in that one Jaws scene was about that event.

  • @legocrafterbe4926
    @legocrafterbe4926 2 года назад +13

    I can understand mistaking some of the things on this list as fish but sea lions and crocodiles, and snakes as number 1! what? This is not written by a human I refuse

  • @Unwelcomecow
    @Unwelcomecow 2 года назад +1

    I am the only survivor of a wolf eel attack. Me and my friends were snorkeling, and we saw a wolf eel. At the time we didn't know what it was, and one of my friends made the fatal mistake of touching it. Immediately the wolf eel went into a feeding frenzy, and I only barely escaped with my life. It's all undocumented so you won't be able to see any records of it, but I assure you, these beasts are brutal.

  • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
    @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 2 года назад +36

    Not too long ago I held a Raphael catfish when I was adding it to my aquarium. It made a lot of noise. My bristlenose pleco attacked him and he was wounded so I isolated him in a br£der box but he escaped and jumped back into the tank. I'm still looking for him

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 года назад

      Bristlenose plecos are aggressive?

    • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
      @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 2 года назад +2

      I managed to catch him with a plantpot and I returned him to the box and added a lid. I'll put him in a small isolation tank soon

    • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
      @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 2 года назад

      @Geralt of Rivia out of my pair the boy is quite territorial and chases the other out of its territory and scraped up the raphaels sides really bad by ramming him under a driftwood piece. My other one is peaceful and chill. Maybe it's because one lived with aggressive mbuna for most of its life and became more boss level idk

    • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
      @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 2 года назад

      I put him back in because he seemed stressed in the box but I added another wood piece for cover until I end up putting him in an isolation tank

    • @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030
      @amazingaquaticsandexotics3030 2 года назад

      I look at the spot where the catfish was and I see one of my fish with a big bulging belly and the Raphael catfish missing. He's presumed eaten. Bear in mind he lived with that fish for over 4 days :(

  • @Mr.Finklebottom
    @Mr.Finklebottom 2 года назад

    damn, it's been so long since I watched your channel. Good to be back.

  • @Tacobell4747
    @Tacobell4747 2 года назад +5

    You really have to grasp those floppy floobers 👋🐟🐠

  • @leaf_wing5467
    @leaf_wing5467 2 года назад +1

    8:55 I’ve played with these fish before while on vacation 💀 honestly they should be called blunted knife fish😂