💀💀💀 "i removed the brakes.. Cause its a f**kin rally car, i dont need to slow down" ... 😂😂 i just finished watching a whole bunk of rally cars wrx's zooming and jumping hills and crashing and all 😂😂
"Whether your fucking their bitches or flinging rocks at their car, they always get pissed off at you for no reason" i was waiting for one of these comments
There is zero point to blurring license plates anyway. Do people forget how many people see your license plate when you drive your car? Spoiler, hundreds if not thousands daily
That's for weight reduction. The too much blur adds unnecessary weight and defeats the purpose of the horsepower stickers and high intensity dipstick, I believe
Or, "Hi, am new here at xxx Subaru forum. I just bought an Impreza 2.5i and want more horsepower. Can I put a turbo in it and how much money to make it so I can beat my friends with WRXs..."
Super Fly Kicks 13 you dident read my whole post did you. i said i upvoted video cuz i got the joke. lol u dumb and mad LOL. might be worth noting i own a wrx
Might get the hp for that money. Won't get upgraded gearbox, suspension, wheels, diff, and interior that comes stock with STI :) The WRX is still a bargain though
+RoboKid360 oh ok well every ones allowed their own opinion, but. See what you mean. Just the rear gets me, it reminds me of some family car that i cant think of hahaha
As a WRX owner i feel like I'm being peer pressured by the car community to vape lol
Trippyy Af pls don't xD
Fucking vaping im smoking wax in my wrx😏
please don't get stereotyped..
Be like me don’t do it. I own a wrx and don’t vape😂
No need. You're probably already vaping a bunch of coolant out the tailpipe.
he's skinny for weight reduction
yessssssssss.......lmaooooo
😆😆😆😁
Best comment
For sure. He’s about skinny af
Micah Parnass Can’t wait till this spam dies off.
"High intensity dipstick"
fucking died right there and then
I fall when I heard that
high intensity dipshit
Colin Sullivan THAT HAD ME DYINGGGGG
Forged out of plutonium alloy.
"Starting with this one right here, it stands for American evo murderer" 😂💀
Loco Shots 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao "I used blue berry vape juice and that's why its stained blue"
lmfao
best part haha
What do you expect, wasn't tuned for it.
Too funny! I died after that line
funny car things: dataurbia.com/Sdu
💀💀💀 "i removed the brakes.. Cause its a f**kin rally car, i dont need to slow down" ... 😂😂 i just finished watching a whole bunk of rally cars wrx's zooming and jumping hills and crashing and all 😂😂
Angel yup we know that is a joke but... rally drivers are saying that suspension is morsy important, ... later brakes...later engine and gearbox
*fuckin
If something doesn't stop u something will
I mean tree is a really good brake
"Because I ran blueberry in it one time and it wasn't tuned for it" 😂😂😂
Best joke
this joke had me crying
💀💀
tune has to match the flavor
I prefer Alien Piss myself.
2.5k Evo drivers didn't like this video.
Evos aren't even being made anymore their opinions are irrelevant
Punished Anon bitch what
Punished Anon your subi will always be a Wannabe. Yours only “new” cause you new to the game. Evos always bury these mudflap having civics. 💯
I like both of them
Punished Anon they still way better tho
The vape made this 110% accurate!
quantomic1106 yes it is. I always see vape smoke coming from these hipster mobiles
and now causing health issues
Austin King no these are to
Not true I do not vape
@@dnawrapsatl it's a joke
Disconnected the brakes cause this is a fucking rally car what would i slow down for 😂😂😂
funniest thing ever 😂
lol
Damn you're right
lmao
"I disconnected the brakes, because it's a rally can and you don't need to fuckin slow down" bhahahahahhahhahhaha these never get old
This guy: blurs out the license plate at 2:13
Also this guy 2 seconds later: ...
😂😂😂😂
Bruhhhhh
"Dank injected turbo" 😂😂
John Sheard high intensity dipstick
The fucking dank injected turbo is what got me the most.
Ethan Guzman nigga what
lolll the vape had me dead
orion wassup
fight rodknock
Vape Life.
orrionnnn
ROLLINTWINTURBO hahahah same😂😂😂😂😂
For an EVO owner, i find this kinda funny 😂
no body super funny. Taking this car serious period is comedy. Looks very nice tho.
Going to GSFC?
Fear no EVO
I'm both Subi and Evo guy
@@franciscofox2071 nah i don't live in the states (ik its been like a year i didn't answer lol)
"forged out of plutonium alloy"😂
Keo Dore dat deep stick must be a nuclear bomb... 😂😂😂😂
“They always get pissed off at you for no reason” 💀
"Whether your fucking their bitches or flinging rocks at their car, they always get pissed off at you for no reason" i was waiting for one of these comments
this is one of the most iconic videos in the history of the car scene. thank you so much for giving us content that stood up to the test of time
"I disconnected the breaks because this is a rally car, I don't need to slow down" 😂😂
''Shit Rotary engine Owners Say'' would be amazing!
they are,,,,,,,,, working on it
"This thing eats through oil like I eat ass"
+Mytube6138 its normal, it has a oil injector in the side of the housing, like some snowmobile. The rotary is kind od 2 stroke engine
I would do that video.
would be awesome
Please make a shit bmw owners (bimmer boys) say
beemers
+Lethal Snipes it's bimmers
Jean Perez
bimmer is gay af beemer is better I only like bmw's bikes though
Lethal Snipes beemer=BMW bikes, Bimmer=BMW cars
Jean Perez
ik
Who ever made the vaping accuracy on this video is deadass on point. You got Subi owner’s owning vape stores 🤦🏽♂️😂😂
My vape shop owner and an employee have one 😅
I'm gunna have to pick me up one of those dank injected turbos
Shots fired at the EVOs haha
Aaaand shots fired at the WRX, touche
He owns an evo
Got em good
Vapes fired*
OmniscientVirtuosity headgaskets fired
How do so many people not realize it’s a joke 😂
Aidan Driskill cuz they’re stupid
Not gonna lie, I thought he was serious, and than he started talking about the fucking stickers...🤣🤣🤣
@@gorillatrading5452 😂😂
Oh it's real
Evo drivers don't like to be made fun of lol, easy to piss off
The only thing you're missing is white sunglasses
Sam Wright that say subaru on the frame
dig dug style
the first part when he vapes cracked me up hahahahha
totally relate to the dude
MARILEUS That's not a good thing. This guy is purely making fun of these people. Lmao!
Scrotum Monster Lmfao
Scrotum Monster this should have more likes than the actual comment
I think this has been long overdue:
Shit Mazda Miata Owners Say
My Mazda depreciates too damn fast
Im late for my hairdressers meeting
Awe man, why you gotta hurt my feelings
Track day bro
don't get butthurt, miatas are awesome and handle amazingly!
That dank zoom on your face was flawless lmao
#idubbbzstyle
FloorForkTv Hey, that's pretty good!
"Extra DANK" lowers his sunglasses🤣🤣
slim jesus
He does look like slim jesus xD
Slim Jesus looks like the type to drive a Subie, and blow huge vape clouds in traffic
This is by far the best "shit owners say" vids you guys put up
Nah the focus st
Nah the diesel owners
Nah the wrx owners
Budweiser and bald eagles.
The 240SX one though.
"Pushing 500hp, I'll give them Street Outlaws a run for their money😂😂"
This Kid Should seriously Audition for the roll of Dale for King of the Hill. Human movie thats in development.
I lost it at "Dank Injected Turbo" XD
LmAo
1:29 American Evo Murderer. Now that's funny right there. I love subies.
shit bmw owners say
Look up "Bmw school" from CarThrottle for that one
sports glasses and bluetooth and 2005 hair because my name is Nigel
I actually wanna see him make a video haha!
They deserve an Oscar just for that
fuck ya
Bro the AEM “American Emo Murderer” had me dying lol
"Throwing rocks at the Evos behind me"
Brilliant.
Let's talk about this tow hook it's not an evo so use it for a beer holder when I'm working on the car lmao
"disconnected the brakes cuz this a rally car, i dont need to fuckin slow down" lmao
Shit Hyundai Accent enthuiasts say
shit Prius owners say
+Führer The Real this car has an 2.3 liter 5 cylinder :D
Calvin Klein with VTEC
best channel
+NASTYMARK you mad bro
I use a 80/20 blend, 6 Nic in my GLI 😤💯💯
Stephan D same, GLI gang
GLI gang, i dont vape.
Stephan D Lmfaoooooooo
Stephan why i saw lots of youtubr chsnnels using same cover picture as you do ( man with glasses?
Cringe
as a WRX STI owner I find this funny as hell
09stihatch agreed. I lmao on his Honda video. Honda owner. This guy's hilarious.
DIT Dank Injected Turbo. Classic.
Same 😂😂 I've got a 2011 wrx
Got any mods on yours bro? I got a 15 sti I've built a wee bit
2019 WRX and loving it with my vape pen LoL
17 wrx!
shit benz owners say
I may love Benz but I want that lol
Kyle Broflovski it would just be ceos and golf snobs
nobody cares bout benz lol
Proverbs 11 yeah lol
Bmw would be better
GFB had me rollin...
I should be pushing 500whp after I install a front mount, classic.
"lowlife" t-shirt says it all. This is so frickin funny.
he's blurs the license plate in one shot but not the other
There is zero point to blurring license plates anyway. Do people forget how many people see your license plate when you drive your car? Spoiler, hundreds if not thousands daily
mercsan117 yeah but they know who you are if they see your license plate
People on the internet will look up the plate find out where you live and troll the fuck out of you so no there is a point to it
and add to the fact its probably not his car, he more then likely not borrows cars from his friends for these vids
That's for weight reduction. The too much blur adds unnecessary weight and defeats the purpose of the horsepower stickers and high intensity dipstick, I believe
shit impreza owners say, "just waiting for my wrx sti swap"
Or, "Hi, am new here at xxx Subaru forum. I just bought an Impreza 2.5i and want more horsepower. Can I put a turbo in it and how much money to make it so I can beat my friends with WRXs..."
ColoradoStreaming LOL
+Zach Faulkner hey some of us actually do it...
DonJulio my experience is people go through like 4 imprezas b4 they actually do it.
+Zach Faulkner that's kinda funny, 96 Brighton, 01 rs and then my wrx which I did swap
Hahah. This is amazing.
+Evan Shanks #subielife 😎💨☁️🌨🌥🌩⛈🌧
+Muscle Vs Tuner vapes 4 dayz
yooo evan subie for days
+Evan Shanks VapeNation
your comment isnt insulting enough lol. i would love to see Evan Shanks on a Reading HATE Comments video lmao
“A high intensity dip stick forged out of plutonium alloy” 😂😭
I downvoted right away then got about 30 seconds in and upvoted
+Zak Unknown appreciate that!
Super Fly Kicks 13 you dident read my whole post did you. i said i upvoted video cuz i got the joke. lol u dumb and mad LOL.
might be worth noting i own a wrx
Zak Unknown same lol
Zak Unknown you type like you're 12, if you are of driving age you truly must be a Subaru owner
Your mom said i looked like i was 12 last night
Do "shit genesis owners say"!
hell yea
He's waiting to get more mods on it
"I love cock in my ass."
no, that only applies for ls-swapped genesis coupes
+twotailedavenger only why i drive a Korean car if it's LS swapped, and have pretty much everything on it not Korean
do shit foxbody owners say
dis please
yes!!!
kinda pointless since they are mustangs and he already did shit mustang owners say
Haha Please!
"hey, can you come pick me up? My 5.0 is sitting on the side of highway 17.....again."
“So what do you do on RUclips?”
“Oh I shit on Evo drivers”
"Dank Injected Turbo" IM DEAD XD
that pg vg blueberry no tune shit had me fucking dying
Kobiyashi at a hotdog eating contest! Lmao!
This guy is a hero 😂 however I have a 2015 sti so don’t know wether to laugh or cry 😂😂😭😭
H I G H I N T E N S I T Y D I P S T I C K
I died when he pulled away and there was an oil stain under the car😂😂
"i ran blueberry in it one time and it wasnt tuned for it" lmfao
“Yeah I got a reduction on my student loans so I decided to lease a STi”
wrx owners say, 'I was gonna get an sti but they didn't have any. so I got this instead'..
+AMDFX 99 Yup. That's what I'm doing.
Might get the hp for that money. Won't get upgraded gearbox, suspension, wheels, diff, and interior that comes stock with STI :) The WRX is still a bargain though
dank injecting turbo
Shit tricycle owners say
I run this thing on vape juice lmfao
Extra....... Dank. Lol! Oh man, your channel is the bomb!
Lol the logic outro just adds to the effect 😂
"I'll give those street outlaws guys a run for their money" 😂 Good job on the vid guys as always
Am I correct in saying that WRX guys and Evo guys are like Camaro guys and Mustang guys?
Ian Hinkle yes
2:13 license plate is blurred, 2:16 its not 😂😂
License plate blurred at 1:55 yet not 2:15 on... lol what??
man you gotta do Shit EVO owners say! As an Evo owner, I wanna hear how my shit sounds like.
"i disconnected the brakes cause i dont need to slow down" lmao hahahaha
I'm glad I found this page. I've had a bad day and needed a laugh. I am also an avid vaper and 2016 WRX owner. Keep em coming wiener dick!
I laughed so hard I almost bought my own drink!
Dank injected turbo 😂😂😂extra...... dank. Had me rolling
Do subie owners only fuck fat bitches?
Still waiting on that dank Shit Camaro Owners Say vid
they already did "shit ls owners say" so I think that kinda qualifies.
I'm a Subaru fan and I seriously can't stop laughing, somebody kill me hahaha, just the vape and the Evo stuff is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂
dude how do you come up with this shit 😂😂😂
to be honest, this video had me laughing cause everything that he said about evo owners hating wrx owners was true 😂😂
Last time I came this early I had to pay child support.
PBR 🤣🤣🤣
ProtoMario holy shit Proto did not expect you here
"Extra... Dank." Hahahaha
you finally did it! now do shit frs/brz owners say
People own BRZs that arnt 40 yr olds?
+Ricardo Davinci ok then, frs owners
+Ricardo Davinci yeah Subaru BRZ?
BRZ is trash tho. Its a moms car.
+Ricardo Davinci says a guy who's never driven one. now please, start talking about how your daddy's car is better
Isn't he a evo owner?
+Unjo Gratis he use to have a lancer SE I think
was*
yeah he has a lancer
Still have the Lancer.
+Muscle Vs Tuner don't see it on the channel anymore so I didt know what's up
Why do all Subaru WRX drivers vape. It’s kinda funny 😂
well i dont
I'm an enormous Subaru fan, and I absolutely hate vapes.
@@m4zcp88 wait is that like an insult, or you know the fact that at one point most people who bought suburu foresters were lesbians.
M4 ZCP someone got gapped by a subaru...
@@aoi89387 subaru is the official brand of lesbians for sure
I'm a WRX (World Rally Xtreme) owner, and this had me rolling. Good work! Haha
Why? Why did you feel the need to include the full name?
@@tombaker5023because that’s part of the joke, it doesn’t actually stand for world rally xtreme, I think it means world rally experimental :)
Will you ever do a "shit jeep owners say"?
Your shit's hilarious dude, keep em coming!
the neck sweat comment was COMPLETELY unrelated to the entire rest of the sketch, fucking killed me
was that a nice patch of fresh oil under the car as he pulled away ?
It doesn't leak oil it just sweats horsepower
it was vap juice
+Nuno Pereira vap jus
Probably was period blood because that car is a vagina.
C Nah, it was the sweat from that fat bitches back
Am i the only one who thinks that the new subaru is totally ugly? i swear this is more of a family car. like damn look at the back of that thing
yeah I agree. not a fan of the new ones
true
Feel like the car body is perfect but the wheels are small, making the rear look more like a water tank on wheels,...this is my take :/
+Axis Studio hahahaha yeah i feel the evos died a legend and the subaru's lived to become shit haha
+RoboKid360 oh ok well every ones allowed their own opinion, but. See what you mean. Just the rear gets me, it reminds me of some family car that i cant think of hahaha
This is the most hilarious, most interesting review of the 2015 STI. I am LMAO and please thanks for this.
I watched about 3 of these videos taking them totally seriously before I was like “Hang on… it’s the same guy everytime” kinda embarrassing
Got 16 more hp in the back here hahahahaa
This is the truth Blake knows his stuff man!
Subaru DIT- Dank Injected Turbo- 👻😂
My first impression : aight this guy must be vapin' .
First few seconds in this vid : okay I knew it, he's gonna vape .
That's a beautiful Subaru WRX I would get a WRX because it produces boost in the low RPM and it gives better fuel economy then the STi