Every kid with a truck that’s pimped out I mean my dad bought my truck because he doesn’t have a personal vehicle so when I’m not using mine he uses it so we pretty much share it it’s just a 15 taco on a 3 inch lift with some nitto grapplers G2 tires with some helo rims get 18 mpg pretty garbage for a little taco
I laughed SO. DAMN. HARD at the Engineering Explained joke in the video. Because I drive a Focus ST, and most of my car knowledge actually does come from your channel. So that joke was spot-on.
i dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a method to log back into an Instagram account? I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
I have a RS... Renault Megane RS. I have class unlike you peasants. (Im doing a bit, not offence meant!) Sti and Ford RS awesome :) ST... "yeah ok" haha
"If she has a tooth gap bigger than that, she's staying in the singlewide with her brother; cause chances are they're fucking." I actually pissed myself a little from laughing.
hahahaha this made me so happy when i saw my car made it on MvT (okay not actually mine duh, but. the ST). you guys did not disappoint. i'm gonna call autozone and see if i can get me one of them limited slip dipsticks.
+Maria Mora oh shit my mistake, I'm so used to heading down their to get my sick mods I avoid all the maintenance stuff, who needs that anyway, and I go for the horsepower: stickers. And I figured that because Dana dipsticks add power theyd be with the stickers.
+Maria Mora finally someone who understands real performance. I mean, I drive my mom's buick, but it's pretty much my car, and it's pushing like 400hp to the back wheels because racecar also no girlfriend because racecar, zip tie stiches before bitches, connecting rods before broads, gear sticks before chicks, exhaust tips before kissing lips, cylinders before filling hers, turbo before merlot, hooning before honeymooning, undercarriage before marriage. That's how I live my life. 1 18 second quarter mile at a time.
"I'm sponsored by mom and dad"
Truer words have never been spoken 😂😂
Furkan Turfanda that's what Parker said!
I spit out my food laughing when he said that lol
*V e r y r e a l*
Every kid with a truck that’s pimped out I mean my dad bought my truck because he doesn’t have a personal vehicle so when I’m not using mine he uses it so we pretty much share it it’s just a 15 taco on a 3 inch lift with some nitto grapplers G2 tires with some helo rims get 18 mpg pretty garbage for a little taco
"I got these seat warmers to keep dinner warm...because I do eat ass..."
Oh hell no. I died.
That was brutal.
😂😂😂👌
Lmaooooo
Lol
😂😂😂😂 I was about to type that
"I watch a lot of Engineering Explained, and he said I should use 69 octane."
You, sir, just made my day. Thank you.
bahahah it's turbo, so I use to 69 Octane
That also made my day, especially since I watch that channel!
69 likes on your comment
Daniel Hartman r
Daniel Hartman "sponsored by mom and dad" lmaoooooooo
"cuz every body knows, when college girls get drunk. they can't say no" HAHAHAHAHA WOW
Limited Slip Dipstick XD
I wish i could give more than one thumbs up
I had to pause the video because of how much I laughed at that
Make multiple accounts
haha yeah same had 2 pause for a sec and play that again XD
Reno-914 lol that part
I'm ur 1k like nigha
"You can fit 3 midgets and a full size dog in here" lmfaooo
Died
+ThePersonWithoutAName Den hoq dafak can u type????
😂
As a Focus ST owner, I can tell you that is not true. 2 midgets at the most.
Dead😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the shoutout Mr. Mark Booth, I'm glad you're running the right octane in that high-boost thriller you got there!
+Engineering Explained Thanks for the Tip!
I laughed SO. DAMN. HARD at the Engineering Explained joke in the video. Because I drive a Focus ST, and most of my car knowledge actually does come from your channel. So that joke was spot-on.
LMAO
i dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
@Joseph Zayd Instablaster ;)
"i gotta keep dinner warm" 😂😂
Cause I do eat ass. Goddamn I literally keeled over laughing
this dude has got some good ass quotes
"I just put an ST badge on it so I could get it imported."
2:52 "That thing blows harder than I blow my student loan money on car parts"
LMAO sad thing is, there's actually lots of ppl that do this in CA
the car has 252 horsepower. Coincedence? I think not. Demrifnoc Itanimulli!
Or using it to pay off their cars, my friend is totally doing this, just my friend of course 😅
I fucken hate Bov. They are annoying.
Lol, I used some of mine for new tires so I could get to class 😂
350 hp from the 2.3 turbo charged but yes 252 from the 2.0 turbo
"I have seat warmers up front to keep dinner warm" OMFG I WAS DEAD 😂😂😭😭
I drive an ST and I think this is absolutely hilarious.
Is the pussy finder useful? Lmao. I drive an STi so my car only has an integrated dick finder :/
+Dunkaccino25 I'm sure it is. I just know that my girlfriend looks good in the Recaros. People are actually surprised that it does what it does.
William Fulks i drive an RS and feel insulted...
William Fulks I
I have a RS... Renault Megane RS.
I have class unlike you peasants.
(Im doing a bit, not offence meant!)
Sti and Ford RS awesome :) ST... "yeah ok" haha
"Someone backed into me at the community college" lmfaooo
Damn now I want a Focus ST now, gotta keep dinner warm.
I've gotta make sure to put seat warmers in my 86 Jimmy to keep my dinner nice n warm.
Whether it's a Woman,
or my pizza.
😂😂😂
@@alexgulewich9670 my friends brother has a jimmy brakes down all the time
@@ripperlipper1016 Do you know what it is that usually breaks? (Thanks in advance)
This guy is pure gold.
Ecobeast 😂
Ikr
lmaoo i lost it
💀
EcobeaST FTW!
+Dukiny Gaming With ECOTECH, like VTECH, but better.
"She's staying at the single wide with her brother cause chances are, they're fucking" LMFAO, I died
please, things Jeep owners say
I didn't really finance $75,000 for this thing...
Wow jeeps are so cool - only jeep owners
Jeeps are cool tho
"I spent $1,500 on off-road tires even though I only use it to take my kids to and from school."
This ain’t for pussies, you gotta DRIVE this thing (because the ride quality is so bad it’s almost scary)
Shit cobalt ss owners say?
As a Cobalt SS owner, I'm curious to hear this too, rofl.
Your Rival same here...i dont own a cobalt ss but i love them ..i would like to see that one lol
he would have to come up with poor jokes my collbolt doesn't have power windows
“This car can beat the R34 on the ring ya know”
"So basically it's a mustang" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I have heated seats cause I like to keep dinner warm. classic
So that's why my dad owns one
This is comedy fucking gold man.
had a neighbor that had one of these. Acted just like this.
Limited slip dipstick LMAOOOOOO
lmfao!
"you can fit three midgets and full grown dog back here" lmao
limited slip dip stick lmao
+Savvy "When I Do Have Some Bitches Up Front I Got These Seat Warmers So I Can Keep Dinner Warm Cause I Do Eat Ass" LMAO
+Savvy short throw dip stick was more realistic though despite the limited slip diff stuff
When he said "I'm sponsored by mom and dad" i was done 😂😂😂😂
why are u done? what exactly did u finished?
Earl Sweatshirt oh I didn't know he meant that
+Earl Sweatshirt thanks m8
manuel jasso ur welcome bro
"This hatch is big enough you can fit three midgets and a full grown dog in here" 😂😂😂
clearly spoken from experience, he must've been in a scene from "The Hangover PT. 4".
I'm sponsored by my mom and dad 😂😂😂
I died at limited slip dipstick... 😂 this shit made my day
3:26 "So I can keep dinner warm cause I do eat ass" Lmao
He said that with dedication lmfao
Must be the only all wheel drive ST in the world !!!
RS*
That's a st you dipshit
Guitar Fam The joke is literally in the beginning of the video at around 0:12.
An ST* btw, since you don't know grammar.
+Guitar Fam when the joke goes over your head lol
Vincent Dewitt
"that thing blows harder than I blow my student loan on car parts"
+Ken this is a comment section to comment. No need to be rude because you feel tough behind a screen.
Mantenner The comment section is to talk about the video. Not give subtitles. There is already an option for that.
+Ken This is the internet. get over yourself.
"If she has a tooth gap bigger than that, she's staying in the singlewide with her brother; cause chances are they're fucking." I actually pissed myself a little from laughing.
"I'm sponsored by my mom and dad" XD best line ever
So is that a stock dipstick or is it an aftermarket one?
+Angel Sanchez Ruiz aftermarket limited slip dipstick. Keeps it from slipping when you pull it out
+Muscle Vs Tuner lmao
+Muscle Vs Tuner do they have those dipsticks where you dont have to pull out? pulling out is for bitches
+Hunter Lowery
That would be the short throw dipstick.
+McBaron lmao
This came on my recommended. It was worth it.
These videos were the reason I subscribed to this channel I have missed them it has been so long. Way to go!
Anybody else hear the rape joke?😂
How does this dude do this with a straight face🤣
"I like keep dinner warm cause I do eat ass" you, my friend, are a poet.
Nice ride but I would have gone for the short throw dipstick instead
HAHAHA "Limited slip dipstick" I almost threw up the steak, I just ate.
Sounded cheezy at the beginning but the dry humor is killer by the time he gets to the hatch. HA money shot.
The rest of these are hilarious too. The civic one is my favorite (and I have a civic!)
He's a funny dude
4:12 "Limited Slip Dip Stick"
Oh man he must have shelled out extra for that feature
"I got these seats warmers so I can keep dinner warm because I do eat ass!" LMFAO ^_^
Bro you had me dying!!!!! Lmao
rip BooSTed15
"Blow all my student loan money on car parts" lmao I love these parody videos haha. Too freaking funny
How much of an upgrade is a limited slip dipstick from a short throw dipstick?
Where can I find a limited slip dipstick?
"And the answer to that is that I'm sponsored by mom and dad"
priceless
As a Focus ST owner, I can confirm. This is 100% correct.
"If she got a toothgap wider than that, she's staying in the single wide with her brother because chances are: they're fuckin" hahahah
“Instead of fixing my front bumper properly, I used the insurance money to buy these sweet ass rims instead” 😂😂
„Limited slip dip stick“ haha dude I‘m dying😂😂 I have to remember that one for the next cars&coffee
This video made it to WorldStar, congrats
+Jonatan Estrada It has more views on there lol
+DaFroBroforeal right 😂
The tooth gap thing. Fucking had me lol.
I laughed so hard at limited slip dip stick lmao
“Faster than I blow off my student loans on car parts!”
Lmaooooo 😂
"I watched a lot of Engineering Explained and he said you gotta use 69 octane on turbocharged vehicles" fuckin lost it
I love for you to do 'shit BMW owners' say
easy fuck blinkers
in an Asian accent: "I merge nao"
*causes 20 car accident and several explosions*
Three midgets and a full-grown dog! I spat my beer out laughing at that one. Bravo!
Good Show man, the gap tooth bit damn near made me blow beer out of my nose!
“That’s the guys on RUclips who pretty much taught me everything I know about cars, so you can say I’m a certified technician now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And if they don't fit in the back they aren't coming home with me". Ded
Please do a BMW next lol
Shit frs/brz/gt86 owners say!!! Would love to see that done about my car
68 PSI lol, you forgot to vape man. Do shit Wrangler owners say! :)
Jasmine the evo 8 runs 64 psi
1:52 "This hatch is big enough you can fit 3 midgets and a full grown dog in here" lol
The Logic drop at the end...thumbs up.
Make a shit suburu wrx owners say
Ray Cracchiolo mi
Limited slip dip stick lol!
3 midgets and a full grown dog😂😂
"I'm sponsored by mom and dad" "that's why I go to community college" LMAOO
“Now the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the fucking hatch” I’m fucking screaming 😂😂😂
Bro please do what >Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS< owners say!!! You'd have so much material
+Lil Oak "I don't need a turbo or an intercooler because weight reduction"
Lil Oak Aha that would be a good one
"I got this STi hood so that the engine runs cooler, not that my Subaru would ever overheat on me"
omfg lolol dude idk how you keep a straight face when you do these videos lolol
We don't see the failed takes where he burst laughing
hahahaha this made me so happy when i saw my car made it on MvT (okay not actually mine duh, but. the ST). you guys did not disappoint. i'm gonna call autozone and see if i can get me one of them limited slip dipsticks.
+Nicholas Hutchison That one's an RS. He had to put ST badges so it was easier to import.
Lmao „I’m in charge of the beer pong because I’m always first on the party’s“ 😂😂
the launch at the end was the most entertaining part of the whole vid.
Lol sponsored by mom and dad.
69 octane on turbo charge vehicles , lost my shit . . .
I used to be sponsored by Mom and Dad too. They gifted me a 2003 Ford Explorer for 14k back in 2009! With three rows of seats for them sorority girls!
Those seats stayed empty, didn't they? It's ok. I know them feels.
"Limited slip dipstick" Lmfao
Front wh... I mean all wheel drive 😂😂😂
3:47 I absolutely lost it at that
limited slip dip stick lol
Have to keep the psi @68 or else it'll flip and blow a rod best fkn line out this one
"so I can keep dinner warm" -fatality-
"Keep dinner warm cuz I do eat ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sponsored by mom and dad 😂😂😂
So true LOL!
Blake's Garage That part had me dying
You should work at the dealership LOL 😂
haha I like how he mentioned engineering explained
I died when you said you bump macklemore lmaoo
Tangerine scream is definitely the best color they ever slapped on those cars
Oh shit my man Logic on the track hell yeah son I fukks with this guy
But for real thoo is it a good car I'm thinking bout getting one
+Rohan James Great car. You'll have fun with it!
Oh yea
Yeah test drove one for a weekend and I have a family of four
For a causal can ofcourse. Just don't think it's a race car and it'll be fine
I have one and I love it. puts a smile on my face every time I drive it
Where can I buy a limited slip dipstick? I really think it'll make my gas cap boost the window tint.
Dana limited slip dipsticks, the jdm ones, are only available through autozone's performance section (aisle 4)
+Evan L aisle 3 bro aisle 4 is the jdm sticker section
+Maria Mora oh shit my mistake, I'm so used to heading down their to get my sick mods I avoid all the maintenance stuff, who needs that anyway, and I go for the horsepower: stickers. And I figured that because Dana dipsticks add power theyd be with the stickers.
+Evan L that's understandable, I mean everythings a blur when you during race car shit
+Maria Mora finally someone who understands real performance. I mean, I drive my mom's buick, but it's pretty much my car, and it's pushing like 400hp to the back wheels because racecar also no girlfriend because racecar, zip tie stiches before bitches, connecting rods before broads, gear sticks before chicks, exhaust tips before kissing lips, cylinders before filling hers, turbo before merlot, hooning before honeymooning, undercarriage before marriage. That's how I live my life. 1 18 second quarter mile at a time.
Where did the tweaker dude go? Only see the big dude anymore....
This was hands down the funniest video he's ever uploaded! Omg 😂😂😂