Sh*t Neon Owners Say
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Can't believe we are just now doing Sh*t Neon Owners say (It's an SRT4 Bro, check the title) but hope you enjoy!
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“It’s a neon until i put bus lengths on you, then its an srt4”😂
Gavyn Lockhart 😂😂
By far one of his bests roasts. #truthful #haters
Still a piece of shit.
@@whiteguy5212 not true I seen those things take on heavily modified civics (turboed and supercharged) its not as bad as people think tbh
1000% haha omg
With 7 cents a day you could help feed this starving child.
He's broke cuz he has to pay for the neo-... srt4
it's weight reduction bro
7 cents. This POS ricer isnt even worth a penny
@@gamerscorem4staproductions775 😂😂😂💀
I know he can not eat the whole burrito but at least get a taco 😂sorry for my bad english
"No wonder why I don't have 3rd gear. I beat it harder than my stepson."
I lost my mind when he said that lol
Everyone knows someone that owned a Neon.
ProtoMario you'd think so but i don't. My buddy has a caliber srt4 and so do I. Closest thing to a neon tho lol 🤷♂️
BUT PROTOOOOOOOOOO, I DONT KNOW ANYONE WITH A NEON
Yeah, my late gram..... we couldn't even give the car away for free...
They wont shut up about their boost leaks
My buddy would drive around in his 02 neon without an exhaust dude racked up like 7 tickets in one month and finally junked it
Wins race: It's an SRT4.
Loses race: Wow, it took 8 cylinders and bolt ons to beat a Neon. Good job.
Not if it's a Mustang you can beat it with 4 cylinders
Daniel ivanov sike
@@erikludlow4396 what
Daniel ivanov not if it’s a 2018 GT . I’m definitely no ford fan (I have a Jdm car) but those new GTs are no joke. 460 hp and 0-60 in 4 seconds.
@@01gtbdaily30 4.6 0 to 60 wich is the same a a golf r 4 cylinder stock and the early 2000 to mid there slow af 200hp for a v8 lol
*These never get old.*
A fellow muchacho in the wild
Don Vito!
"Thatsnotevenanabacus!"
we watch all the same videos
We meet again
Ever!!!
2000: Neons are good rental cars
2005: Neons are good high schools cars
2010: Neons are cars you buy for $500 and drive until they quit moving then take the license plates off and abandon them.
2015: You’re telling me a Neon still exists?
2020: Whats a Neon?
😂. Truth!
Somebody literally abandoned a neon behind my house a few days ago 😂
Daniel Coniff Lol. see!
2020 neons are being manufactured and sold in Mexico lol
Matthew W Ok I’ll fix it...
2020: Mexican Neons are good rental cars
2025: Mexican Neons are good high school cars
2030: Mexican Neons are cars you buy for $500 and drive them until they quit moving then tack the license plates off and abandon them
2035: You’re telling me a Mexican Neon still exists?
2040: What’s a Mexican Neon?
2020: los neones mexicanos son buenos autos de alquiler
2025: los neones mexicanos son buenos autos de secundaria
2030: los neones mexicanos son autos que compras por $ 500 y los conduces hasta que dejan de moverse, luego quita las placas y abandónalos
2035: ¿Me estás diciendo que todavía existe un neón mexicano?
2040: ¿Qué es un neón mexicano?
“Hell yeah it’s just bolt ons!” -every heavily modded SRT4 owner I’ve ever met
"If you still have 3rd gear" Lol. Accurate.
Ive had 3 srt4 and only one of them never had third gear problems lol. Get the gear extender and it still grinds like stripper on pole
LeagueofAverageGamers Every cheap SRT-4 for sale "typical 3rd gear grind" or "lost 3rd gear" lol.
*iM gOnNa SaY tHe N wOrD*
*NEON*
Nigga
Советский Гражданин Skai Jackson wants to know your location
@@a1phamalestud *FBI wants to know Skai Jacksons location*
@@a1phamalestud we need more money Arthur
Why do people hate neons?
Are any neons still running? I haven’t seen a single one in years, I figured they all blew up.
OldBoi saw one yesterday. It had a typical huge aftermarket exhaust. It was a rust bucket
Regular Neons are pieces of shit. But I have seen quite a few of the Srt 4 versions
I saw one the other day with an LED bar bolted on the hood
My neighborhood is covered in them like they supper cars lol
I see neons all over Tooele Utah. I actually own one as well. It's just an se but in reality these cars arnt bad for getting to point a to point b. Ive also see a few srt4 neons out here as well.
I haven't been that thin since the 7th grade. Dude must have an insane metabolism.
WheatSnackBread Or meth diet 😂
He saves his lunch money to spend on his Neon.. Cool.
All about weight reduction bro
Sabrija VucInc tru although I like the whole “weight reduction” jokes, they really fit with his videos, but I do think it is his metabolism, cuz I’m kinda the same way (although I’m not as skinny as him) I’ve always been thin & I used to be pretty into lifting trying to gain mass, id drink hella mass gainers & shit but I could never put on more than 10~15 pounds, it can be pretty annoying tbh lol but I definitely think genetics come into play
WheatSnackBread If he doesn’t have a medical condition, he just doesn’t eat more calories than he burns. Being skinny is a lot healthier than being obese and fat
“It’s half a viper motor”
.........short by one cylinder there.
And it's not Electric
@@Garbasker I dont know how to respond to that.
@@Jaxboy86 lol
Since when is 4 half of 12????
Short throw dipstick
Your name and profile picture....that's something I'd make.
86rolla lol, nice.
RIGHT???? HE FORGOT TO MAKE THE JOKE :'(
This Neon's exhaust actually sounds beautiful. I love it.
Same
TurBRO is the hero we don’t deserve
"probably owns a Honda", great video.
fuckin hater
"No wonder this thing doesn't have third gear i beat the hell out of it harder than my stepson "😂😂
Ahh yes the Neon. Favored broken down lawn ornament of missouri Trailer parks.
Somebody get this dude a sandwich!
He is on weight reduction mode bro.
@@milfhunterX jaja lol "why you so skinny" WEIGHT REDUCTION BRO
You gotta say it in his native language they call em “samiches”
@FromFatToAverage Brian Input Shaft.
And an education beyond the 6th grade level!
Amazing to see Ryan back, “here’s the turbo” points to nothing, classic 😂
Why does his hat say neon when it is an SRT-4? Lol
Because Issa Joke.....
Got him
Cause it's a fuckin neon pos
Carl Letscher yeah I'm wondering why his hat says neon too
r/wooooosh
“It’s not a neon, it says SRT4” hahaha
Having owned and loved an SRT-4 back in the day, I can't hit the thumbs up button enough times on this video. Most of your vids are great but this one is probably the most hilarious. That whole scene.. I swear. I loved the car, but most of the owners I would talk to at meets were complete D-bags, so much so that it was almost a stigma to even own one, everyone expected me to be a D-bag too. I didn't talk an*t like that, never bragged about beating evos or subies, I just loved the car for what it was, a fun, family friendly, capable car I bought brand new for under $20k. I miss that car....
Oh yeah and SUBBED!!! Hope you get that 100k quick!
Yea same i just got one recent and i love it it's fun to use and to be honest i know it's not fast at stock but i would race any one just for fun not just in this car any car lol im just trying ti have fun i fell like when people get quick cars that are stock they think there fast and just want to race any one beacuse they think there fast until they get beat buy at moded car but this is my first car and i just started to drive stick but my next car i want to get is an evo some people say subys but i rather get a evo
Should have said a "sorry its in the shop right now" joke
alberto magallon lol mine is actually in the shop
@@jagrgreen8123 of cours it is. It's an Neon SRT-4. Those things are built like shit. They're fast as fuck but they have hardly any reliability if you drive them hard at all. I was thinking about getting one but they're just money going constantly down the drain.
@@jclevey3806 I drive my Neon pretty hard and it handles it well.
The regular neon is pretty reliable. However, once you lose the srt4 engine there's really nothing interesting left in it.
Any car is going to be shit when you mainly have teenagers driving them who think every road is a drag strip where you have to redline every gear...
Who else completely forgot this guy does this?
not me
Your gf didn't
Lol I saw him on a different channel which had millions of views. I figured they paid him and he just went on with his life but apparently that wasn’t his channel.
“All the way through 3rd gear, if you still have 3rd gear” 😂😂😂
It actually doesn't looked riced. It's pretty clean
Your voice is a little monotone this time, not as animated/excited/dramatic. Love these vids though, surprisingly they don't get old.
The Ace It's cause he has a Neon.
Pee Wee check the Title, it’s an SRT-4
I was confused for min I thought it was a depression commercial I was waiting for the rain cloud and the sun to come out at the end when he found out they have a pill to fix him.
Who remembers Pablo Sanchez’s review 🙋🏻♂️
I've never heard someone refer to sex as "can some yams," but I'm gonna start using it.
That camo headliner at 2:50 👍😂
the way your hat is bent is perfecy
Fuckin classic
Love ya pat.
Pat Roell Fookin*
2:45 My Girl said it was her or the car.
"She heard my SRT4 crackle and pop all the way down the street while balling her eyes out"🤣
Outtakes are the best lol 😂
*_MESOTHELIOMA_*
Neon drivers are like the fucking Hanzo mains of real world
i have watched all 3 neon videos lots of times, and ima do it again
I WAS LOOKING FOR IT
Shit beaten to it, I left a comment before scrolling lol =‘)
Sliphantom
Catch me from a 40 roll, you dont want that problem
Literally the only way the kids around my area would race me in their srt4's 😂. No hate, I do like those cars.
lmao 40 roll killed me. guy always wants to race my Z from 40 rolls. 😂
The satire is unreal dude, fucking hilarious!!
“If you still have 3rd gear…” 🤣
All jokes aside, best sounding 4 cylinder.
No..
Do you know what an RS sounds like?
I have to agree but the truth is not everyone experiences things the same so they will never know the truth of the godly SRT-4! Hehehehe.
Cough cough Impreza cough cough
Zilla 46 cough cough 4g63 cough
Lmfao as a big turbo srt4 owner this is so funny
You mean a neon?
Jeffrey Rogers Burn! 🔥
Im confused! Are you big or is the turbo big?
@@nothing2see315 both
Lmao "big turbo" .......ok
“Fuck he flipped me off probably owns a Honda” BRUHHH 😂
"Pull the line off the wastegates so i can run unlimited amount of bald eagles"
Hahahaha i spit my damn coffee out on that one!
So happy you are posting again!!! And what happened on the other channel? We all want to know, literally the best Channel
The fat fuck greedy and ruining his life.
Watch the videos...
Previous videos*
Also, he has Ligma disease and cant make too many videos.
these will never ever be old. do more my man.
I miss MVT
Funniest fuckin video I’ve seen in a long time, you need to make more of this man 🤣
chirping birdies!!! lol😂🤣😂
This guy is hilarious 😂 just subscribed keep em coming
All the dislikes are the neon owners lol
luigi 3733 the 10s that are left with running cars
Good one lol
hitting 3rd harder than his step son 🤣🤣 im dead!
"this thing screams like a raped ape"
best line in the whole series
When the neon breaks everybody withing a 1 mile radius gets mesothilioma
I still have my PEON because I haven't found the right tree yet
CAN SOME YAMS!!! 🍠 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video can’t be any more accurate I had a friend that had an SRT-4 and believe it or not the crap he said was even more ridiculous & his girlfriend really did break up with him for working on that piece of crap too much, but he was the one left crying.
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TurBRO gah dammit.. you already had mvt. Are you gonna commit this time? Hahaha.. I like your “sht owners say”.
We'll hit 100k when u post more often
TurBRO turbro back baby
Oh Heck Yeah!!! 😳😆😁🙌🏼😅
Man as soon as I clicked on this, my phone started smelling like Uncle Ben's microwave rice.
3:29 always makes me smile. That unmistakable sound! 🔊
Sounds like my dad's old Silverado
Love the boosted shirt 😂😂
Me - "What's going on with that headliner?"
Him - "You see this headliner up here?"
Me - (0_0)
“It’s my girlfriends car, I’m just driving it around.”
HA I was dying when that guy flipped him off haha
Was that jake?
Lmao! I've owned one and they're bad ass little cars but that 3rd gear comment killed me 😂😂😂😂
1:57 **cough** Dodge Demon **cough**
This dude reminds me of Dale Gribble
dude looks like slim jesus LOL, makes this even better
The dude walking by flippin him off was pretty fuckin funny
Exhaust needs to be way louder, like gunshots.
I got my turbro stickers on the sti representing, gotta keep that content coming buddy. Good stuff 👍👍
Catch me from a 40 roll you dont want those problems 😂😂😂😂
It's weird thinking my mom owned one of these then bought a '99 Impreza then suddenly became old or something and bought a SX4
“ill get ur gf’s pink too” ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Do you even eat bro?
You would look like that too. If Bobby kept eating all your food.
Elijah Garcia Smoke some exhaust pipe
No..... weight saving bro 😂
“Shit people who eat say”
Weight reduction my guy
I remember racing an srt-4 in my IROC years ago. We honked, I left him.. 2.5 seconds later he honked on his way by and I hit the turn signal to go home. Shitty night lol
they need to do one of these for the pt gt. i love mine. the more people hate the more i drive it like its fast
Srt drivers are are the Subaru fans that are too cheap to buy a subaru
Yet, neon SRT-4s stay door to door with STIs lol
@@rawsyn3982 still a sti looks way better than a NEON
@@99mintaltezza2 I disagree. STIs are nice but I do like the demonic look of neon SRT-4s
@@rawsyn3982 i dislike standard neons I think they look like complete shit but when they are lowered and have nice wheels they are nice
Too broke?
For real tho back in the day these things were killin everything
^^^.... FUCK YARRRRRR🤙🤙
And we meannnn... EVERYTHING!!!
Cant b fucked wit
My C6 does not agree
Lol these things where killing nothing and I mean nothing
Gavin Hanson ....the Ford auto tranny used in trucks?!
Dude doesnt need a dipstick, he can jump into the dipstick shell and check it himself with his legs.
"...if you still have third gear."
I'm dyin' over here. :D
He finally did my car lol
I love these vids I hope they do more of them soon
"if you still have third gear"
FUCKING. LOST IT.
I know a guy who owns an SRT4, and this is accurate
a little too accurate
The best content on RUclips
My neighbor has one 😂
There was a veterinarian in northern Alaska that drove a neon 4 hundreds of thousands of miles in the Arctic wilderness north of Anchorage. No lie.
"Its no wonder I dont have 3rd gear anymore I beat this thing harder than I beat my stepson"
*Applause*
Can we be honest the srt4 neon is actually a sick car
Wking14 I was gonna say the same thing brother, so is this one in particular, it’s probably pretty quick too.
I do remember it being very highly praised by at least one car magazine, forget which one. I think it was Car and Driver.
The fact you name dropped the Cobalt SS ❤️❤️ good stuff boys!
the probs think its honda part killed me haha
"Neon drivers are like the Hanzo mains... of the real world."
😂😂😂😂😂
Ill never understand why people trick out Neons and Cobalts.
I feel the same about Imprezas. Just why?
@@4drturbo85 well of its a wrx, that's a perfectly good start to an awesome car. A base model impreza, yea that's pointless
@@Cdogg2233 base model imprezas still look badass tricked out
If you are talking about looks, those are cosmetic, I was more talking about performance mods..
Because they're cheap to trick out. Everything had its poor man's version. The srt4 and cobalt ss are pretty much the poor mans version of a Subaru WRX. Just like the Buick is a poor man's Cadillac.
Do a cobalt ss!!
The melted down car trophies!!!! Hahahahaha fucking killed me right off the bat bro. Hahahahahahaa
Please get this boy a glass of milk, a slice of bread, something!!!
What’s your name? Jake Neon?
That skeleton needs a sandwhich
MOÑK one sandwich wont do much
The way he says “ The bitches” 😂
1:48 I lost my shit straight dead lol