Top 10 Greatest Stoner Snack Foods

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    There are a bunch of stoner snack foods to satisfy your cravings, whether you go for salty nuts, mac and cheese and popcorn, or sweet snack cakes, chocolate and cookies. If you’re looking for snacks to satisfy the munchies, then look no further! WatchMojo helps you choose the best foods to eat while high (not that we condone that kinda thing, mind you).
    00:50 #10: Fast Food
    02:04 #9: Snack Cakes
    03:24 #8: Nuts
    04:51 #7: Popcorn
    05:53 #6: Mac & Cheese
    06:52 #5: Chocolate
    07:44 #4: Cookies
    08:49 #3, #2 & #1???
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  • @scaredavocado8154
    @scaredavocado8154 5 лет назад +747

    Who tf smokes a blunt and thinks to themselves "damn I want a peanut"

    • @arturoarchuleta1998
      @arturoarchuleta1998 4 года назад +5

      scared avocado straight facts like tf

    • @arturoarchuleta1998
      @arturoarchuleta1998 4 года назад +5

      Like I’m tryna eat a fuckin animal

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 4 года назад +9

      Peanuts with vanilla coke is lowkey fire

    • @marcorichterdemedeiros9469
      @marcorichterdemedeiros9469 4 года назад +8

      Bruh I don’t think “I want a peanut”, I think “I want the whole fucking tin of these lil cromch flavor bombs”

    • @RubenSOchoa
      @RubenSOchoa 4 года назад +1

      Deadass bruh like y’all playing

  • @cool28plays
    @cool28plays 7 лет назад +834

    When someone smokes a joint people call him a stoner. But when someone has a couple of beers nobody calls him an alcoholic.

  • @robkadri9102
    @robkadri9102 5 лет назад +354

    1. Chinese food
    2. Taco Bell
    3. Pizza
    4. Fruits (IDK WHY BUT THEY SLAP)
    5. Ice cream
    6. Doritos
    7. Hot wings
    8. Arizona ice tea (I know it’s not a food but dude cmonnnnnn)
    9. Chocolate any kind really but kit kat is the best
    10. Sourpatch

    • @bquesl
      @bquesl 4 года назад +2

      Switch chocolate and sourpatch the list is good

    • @lennysummers6519
      @lennysummers6519 4 года назад +14

      mozzarella sticks are nice

    • @cathlic2007
      @cathlic2007 4 года назад +3

      Caramel or fudge, Sundae from McDonald’s is bomb, ice cream cone is good as well 😂

    • @DaftohOfficial
      @DaftohOfficial 4 года назад +3

      @@lennysummers6519 OH HELL YEA

    • @marcorichterdemedeiros9469
      @marcorichterdemedeiros9469 4 года назад +3

      Rob Kadri I ate a whole party size Doritos once, and I regret nothing

  • @ReginaCB1
    @ReginaCB1 5 лет назад +301

    Not even an honorable mention for cereal? This list is invalid.

    • @panzerov1186
      @panzerov1186 3 года назад +10

      They really put nuts but not cereal

    • @kristenpeterssen5767
      @kristenpeterssen5767 3 года назад +5

      I'm high now and looking for this comment lol.

    • @eduandres1342
      @eduandres1342 3 года назад +5

      Kristen Peterssen brooo I was doing the same while eating cereal 😂😂

    • @cb_glogod8118
      @cb_glogod8118 3 года назад +5

      Hell yea, some Cinnamon Toast Crunch or fruity pebbles be 🔥

    • @iseeyou3352
      @iseeyou3352 3 года назад +2

      So stoned rn. You are so right. Cereal is a bombastic food.

  • @sum0panduhhh118
    @sum0panduhhh118 7 лет назад +1043

    how is cereal not on this list? or Chinese food? or tacos? instead we get nuts and popcorn? some serious amateur hour shit right here.

    • @coreyhamby2989
      @coreyhamby2989 7 лет назад +86

      Right, like who the hell smokes weed and is like man I really wants some walnuts right now? Like wtf.

    • @T.K.KIRKLAND.
      @T.K.KIRKLAND. 7 лет назад +10

      Chinese food is fast food you fucking dumbass so are tacos. they clearly said taco bells I hate you

    • @sum0panduhhh118
      @sum0panduhhh118 7 лет назад +44

      +Andrew Bueno Chinese isn't fast food dude. It's in a class of its own. And taco bell isn't the patron saint of tacos broski. I make better tacos in my kitchen. I doubt you even smoke, your pretty up tight.

    • @T.K.KIRKLAND.
      @T.K.KIRKLAND. 7 лет назад +8

      lol damn what a loser

    • @sum0panduhhh118
      @sum0panduhhh118 7 лет назад +22

      Andrew Bueno Hahaha your the dude getting bent outta shape over a RUclips comment. And you replied within seconds. You clearly don't have a life homie. I feel bad for you man. Poor lonely troll.

  • @karlinharris1827
    @karlinharris1827 7 лет назад +130

    where the hell is the cereal? fruity pebbles captain crunch cinnamon toast crunch like wtf

    • @xbettiepage2194
      @xbettiepage2194 5 лет назад +3

      Mix it with ice cream... so good !!!!!

    • @amvcity6076
      @amvcity6076 3 года назад +1

      Bruh I’m binging on fruity pebble bro they taste so good when I’m high

    • @justinalmorado7276
      @justinalmorado7276 3 года назад +2

      You have a great taste in cereal, getting tired of people saying lucky charms is the best cereal lol

    • @doublewidesurprise5438
      @doublewidesurprise5438 3 года назад +4

      Bro dry coco pebbles and and fruit loops are a god sent

  • @thc8877
    @thc8877 5 лет назад +369

    When your high any food is the best food

    • @blazebo9112
      @blazebo9112 4 года назад +12

      fax, any stoner will eat anything when their high

    • @charlesmacvicar1944
      @charlesmacvicar1944 4 года назад +9

      mk ultra agent well yeah but you want unhealthy shit you won’t grab a dry chicken salad lmao

    • @mrlonerstoner2211
      @mrlonerstoner2211 4 года назад +9

      Charles Macvicar Shit man i ate a chicken salad with a shit ton of ranch when i was high yesterday 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @charlesmacvicar1944
      @charlesmacvicar1944 4 года назад +1

      DrippinInSauce deadass? Well I did eat a dry I toasted chocolate pop tart that was stale and I was behind cottonmouthed downed a whole litre of lemonade

    • @ii-mayaa-x-9746
      @ii-mayaa-x-9746 4 года назад +4

      except from the ones where u can’t even chew it cuz it makes ur mouth soo much dryer😭

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 лет назад +61

    Basically a top 10 of "I don't smoke weed and I don't know what they like to eat but I'm going off of what is shown in popular media and stereotypes" list.

  • @comedeyzone
    @comedeyzone 7 лет назад +1282

    Fast food lost to nuts and popcorn? What are y'all smoking?

    • @frankthetank2284
      @frankthetank2284 7 лет назад +10

      idk...but tht Mexican pinopo got me wanting burger king at the moment😂

    • @Trent2002W
      @Trent2002W 7 лет назад +12

      they said Deez nuts

    • @Jlaxman77
      @Jlaxman77 7 лет назад +38

      comedeyzone yeah wtf I doubt these writers are stoners

    • @czar6671
      @czar6671 7 лет назад +21

      Popcorn doesn't even fill me up when I'm sober, I can't imagine relying on it when I'm baked

    • @ellenfitzpatrick2215
      @ellenfitzpatrick2215 7 лет назад +4

      Some people can't have nuts. Not trying to argue here. Besides. I can't have nuts. Allergies.

  • @chunkycjw
    @chunkycjw 7 лет назад +433

    Everything tastes great when you're high.
    I once dipped sweet chilli Doritos into a jar of nuttella.

    • @klave1920
      @klave1920 7 лет назад +28

      Craig Wilson Holy shit, that's genius. (no sarcasm)

    • @chunkycjw
      @chunkycjw 7 лет назад +4

      Guess you're trying that tonight, lol;).

    • @carlosaguirre607
      @carlosaguirre607 7 лет назад +1

      what the fuck

    • @klave1920
      @klave1920 7 лет назад +5

      Craig Wilson pshhh I wish I could! Haven't been high in a looooong time

    • @deeross997
      @deeross997 7 лет назад +4

      gonna try this

  • @rachell7134
    @rachell7134 6 лет назад +688

    You would swear these people never got high 😂

    • @trinidadonassis7411
      @trinidadonassis7411 5 лет назад +24

      On everything! Or they must have only had Reggie Noble and the high went away before they could properly canvas the store aisles. I saw hot waffles with ice cream and caramel syrup nowhere on this list.

    • @WWBLGCY
      @WWBLGCY 4 года назад +6

      I mean I think hot cheetos is the best shit

    • @boofkush1419
      @boofkush1419 4 года назад

      Da

    • @CJ-bb9kp
      @CJ-bb9kp 3 года назад +2

      Bro they just listed off popular food

    • @andrelopes3598
      @andrelopes3598 3 года назад +1

      Ong

  • @TheValueKing
    @TheValueKing 6 лет назад +166

    This video will end all wars across the world
    Edit: watched this sober this video will start wars all across the world

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 5 лет назад +3

      TheValueKing Who knew arguing in comments section is one thing high people did?

    • @xbettiepage2194
      @xbettiepage2194 5 лет назад +1

      The argument starts when you have to figure out who will go to the store to get all this!!!!! ;P

  • @avengedsoul6661
    @avengedsoul6661 7 лет назад +106

    Top 10 Stoner Foods?
    Wow WatchMojo, we're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for videos now, aren't we?

    • @GuyWithACamera23
      @GuyWithACamera23 7 лет назад +22

      Top 10 Sex Positions
      Top 10 Celebrity Potheads
      This list isn't even close.

    • @aznbum
      @aznbum 7 лет назад +1

      Top 10 WatchMojo Comments No One Gives A Shit About.

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 7 лет назад +3

      Hunter Fabrao
      You've commented, so you obviously gave a shit.

    • @purplexninjamom
      @purplexninjamom 7 лет назад

      Top 10 Game of Thrones Fan Theories

    • @qjones7298
      @qjones7298 7 лет назад

      avengedsoul6661 Top ten Toilet paper brands

  • @rofflesvanwagon
    @rofflesvanwagon 7 лет назад +678

    this list was made by lightweights

    • @girlfriendofnone
      @girlfriendofnone 6 лет назад +10

      Popcorn with syrup is a heavenly match stoned or not. 😂

    • @CranioUomo
      @CranioUomo 6 лет назад +13

      girlfriendofnone bruhh just a big ass bowl of cinnamon toast crunch will do the tricc for me 🤤😋

    • @humaniteam1332
      @humaniteam1332 6 лет назад +6

      Paris Campos this list was made by a vegan

    • @deanplayer69metalplayer89
      @deanplayer69metalplayer89 5 лет назад +3

      I know right they should have stoners make the list! I didn't see any Marion Berry pie ice cream with kit kat miniatures in it! Or a whole box of those raspberry filled powdered donuts smashed up in a cup with milk! Or a double bacon cheeseburger with glazed donuts as the buns! Or deep fried snichers bars! Fucking lightweights for sure!! Lmfao!!

    • @jmoney-uh8qi
      @jmoney-uh8qi 5 лет назад +5

      @@deanplayer69metalplayer89 bro shut up lmao. I don't feel like going out to get this shit your comments making me hungry as hell

  • @Zzzsleepzzz
    @Zzzsleepzzz 6 лет назад +68

    pizza, ice cream, soda, burgers, chocolate, chips, mac and cheese, chinese food, cereal, burritos would be my top 10...who the f has nuts when they are stoned?

    • @cb_glogod8118
      @cb_glogod8118 3 года назад +4

      I agree especially Chinese food, it takes 10x better high

  • @ethandecoteau7492
    @ethandecoteau7492 6 лет назад +69

    I smoked a shit ton one time and made ice cream but with coffee cake mixed in, and it was the most delicious ice cream sludge I’ve ever have

  • @elijahlymus1370
    @elijahlymus1370 7 лет назад +338

    pizza has to be #1

    • @lauraazure6462
      @lauraazure6462 6 лет назад +2

      Elijah Lymus Yeah cause that's the only thing you don't have to leave the house for like cmon

    • @boobyhill6921
      @boobyhill6921 6 лет назад +1

      Elijah Lymus Butter Tarts #1

    • @smky6868
      @smky6868 6 лет назад +1

      honestly a really nice authentic mozzeralla pizza is perfection when stoned

    • @SuperOwned12
      @SuperOwned12 6 лет назад +3

      Yooo pizza taste so fucking good when stoned lol

    • @CranioUomo
      @CranioUomo 6 лет назад +1

      Cereal is #1

  • @kimjongil6198
    @kimjongil6198 7 лет назад +272

    Proper stoner list
    1- pizza
    2- Doritos
    3- 2lt Coke
    4- skittles
    5- Twix
    7- Macdonalds family meal ( challenge yourself)
    8- ice cream
    9- I forgot
    10- cookies

  • @kenjilescara3180
    @kenjilescara3180 7 лет назад +109

    "Pass through a hot chocolate flavored liquid"
    Me: did I hear that right?

    • @LedLass
      @LedLass 6 лет назад +12

      Me: "I knew that shit wasn't chocolate!!!"

    • @rart6990
      @rart6990 6 лет назад

      That's exactly what I was saying

  • @salchaparro8315
    @salchaparro8315 6 лет назад +37

    Nothing's better than a mcgriddle except another mcgriddle

  • @asunayuuki8710
    @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +320

    I enjoy these foods even when I'm not stoned.

    • @MexiCANnotMexiCANT
      @MexiCANnotMexiCANT 7 лет назад +13

      STFU weeaboo
      We all know the likes of you don't associate yourselves with anything other than cringey Japanese cartoons.

    • @twitchster77
      @twitchster77 7 лет назад

      You gawd damn stoner!!!

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 7 лет назад +8

      It's all good, bro.
      I'm not offended. I've been called worse.

    • @MexiCANnotMexiCANT
      @MexiCANnotMexiCANT 7 лет назад +1

      very mature

    • @MexiCANnotMexiCANT
      @MexiCANnotMexiCANT 7 лет назад

      ***** cringe

  • @SpeedDemon908
    @SpeedDemon908 7 лет назад +291

    Excuse me but chips are not better than pizza, pizza 100% should've been #1 smh...

    • @VerySimplyEl
      @VerySimplyEl 6 лет назад +9

      Lucas Crossett I like chips because I get a bit delusional and soft foods feel like I'm eating flesh O.o

    • @breezer5487
      @breezer5487 6 лет назад +2

      probs just skitzo

    • @fallenwolf3368
      @fallenwolf3368 6 лет назад +2

      Lucas Crossett So true

    • @j2323j
      @j2323j 6 лет назад +2

      nope chips are better

    • @yoppa7839
      @yoppa7839 6 лет назад +4

      wallacedivanah you’re probably doing crack then buddy lol just kidding to each is own

  • @prettyflacko6095
    @prettyflacko6095 5 лет назад +10

    I'm watching this cause I'm high an I can't decide what to eat

  • @SickTwisted
    @SickTwisted 5 лет назад +10

    7:00 so that fish in Spongebob who said “chocolate? chocolate?? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?” was he high asf?

  • @ogkb
    @ogkb 7 лет назад +519

    never ate nuts or popcorn while high😂

    • @colio4726
      @colio4726 7 лет назад +18

      Evan Thompson
      your not high often enough then,,

    • @ogkb
      @ogkb 7 лет назад +7

      colio 47 try everyday for the past year lil man

    • @colio4726
      @colio4726 7 лет назад +1

      Evan Thompson
      read my Clit-litfan-fic on G+ it's Soo good,, and I have atleast 900 hours of research in the topic,, juss read it man

    • @sirMAXX77
      @sirMAXX77 6 лет назад +4

      You should try popcorn with nutritional yeast, hemp seed, dash of cayenne, or chili powder for a hint of heat and sprayed with apple cider vinegar. Might change your mind.

    • @xeomsss4779
      @xeomsss4779 6 лет назад +6

      sir MAXX you doing to much

  • @KarmaSwiss
    @KarmaSwiss 7 лет назад +43

    Because watch mojo know what stoners eat

  • @renwinchester4465
    @renwinchester4465 3 года назад +2

    1) Doughnuts
    2) French Fries and Hamburgers
    3) Anything with cheese (grilled cheese, mac and cheese etc.)
    4) Cereal
    5) Candy
    6) Popcorn
    7) Chocolate
    8) Ice Cream
    9) Cake, Brownies, cupcakes, etc.
    10) Chips

  • @kylep.4820
    @kylep.4820 6 лет назад +31

    Where the hell is ice cream?

  • @BINGOKITTEN
    @BINGOKITTEN 7 лет назад +50

    I actually don't like your suggested munchies.

  • @GrubGuRu
    @GrubGuRu 7 лет назад +146

    Where is tacos? Weed and tacos go hand in hand

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 6 лет назад +2

      They covered tacos in Fast Food at #10

    • @Ian-zx4xe
      @Ian-zx4xe 5 лет назад +4

      @@99thJediWarrior Good tacos arn - 't fast food

    • @reubenpippin9765
      @reubenpippin9765 5 лет назад +1

      Dude hooooly shiiit yes

    • @tknofate1
      @tknofate1 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you!

    • @mitchellthompson3025
      @mitchellthompson3025 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ian-zx4xe Good tacos come from trucks, which I consider fast food

  • @el.vicho.de.la.sierra
    @el.vicho.de.la.sierra 6 лет назад +17

    I don't and will not smoke cigarettes or weed but damn stoners eat good food

  • @animefan2454
    @animefan2454 6 лет назад +57

    What about ramen noodles and hot pockets and monster engery drinks?

    • @Wtfisahandle01
      @Wtfisahandle01 6 лет назад +3

      The Science Fiction and HORROR AND FANTASY FAN. Ramen IS the best

    • @LunatiqHigh
      @LunatiqHigh 6 лет назад +5

      Most energy drinks taste pretty bad. lol. I do like Import Monster and the grape rock star, I can't say I've liked much else.

    • @hickorynick5954
      @hickorynick5954 6 лет назад +1

      DoomTrain grape rockstar? That's my favorite, the smell reminds me of the first blunt I ever had, it was a grape swisher.

    • @marcussams9013
      @marcussams9013 6 лет назад +1

      Monster is fucking disgusting

    • @hassanislam7227
      @hassanislam7227 6 лет назад +1

      Energy drinks while wrecked...fuck that

  • @Chillywilly8818
    @Chillywilly8818 7 лет назад +65

    the best for me is an unexpected treat like when I open the fridge and didnt realise there left over spaghetti bolognaise or something waiting

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 6 лет назад

      Yes, unexpected food that catches your attention .

  • @999tsukuyomi
    @999tsukuyomi 7 лет назад +48

    my favorite munchies snack is tacos or like anything else that edible

    • @frankthetank2284
      @frankthetank2284 7 лет назад +5

      I prefer chewy candies when I'm high

    • @ianyang1546
      @ianyang1546 7 лет назад

      mee goreng all the way

    • @Stupid33
      @Stupid33 7 лет назад +1

      Munchies all the way

    • @birdleaf03
      @birdleaf03 7 лет назад

      Rick S. Wot about dat Szechuan sauce doe

  • @williamsummerson1204
    @williamsummerson1204 3 года назад +2

    There is nothing wrong with nuts. My list.
    1. Pizza
    2. KFC
    3. Raspberry zingers
    4. Mexican food
    5. Mac and cheese
    6. Brownies
    7. Chocolate chip ice cream
    8. German chocolate cake
    9. Chips and salsa
    10. Fruit

  • @ItWasEnnui
    @ItWasEnnui 6 лет назад +15

    totino's pizza rolls *drops the mic*

    • @Yeah_You_Thought
      @Yeah_You_Thought 6 лет назад +2

      Joey Vidal that mic went through the ground

    • @cathlic2007
      @cathlic2007 4 года назад

      Tell me u fried them? Because they taste better fried 🤞🏾

  • @AV-zh6tq
    @AV-zh6tq 7 лет назад +152

    flaming hot cheetos

    • @berleezysglasses3619
      @berleezysglasses3619 6 лет назад +9

      Aron Verdank I wouldn't buy them because when I'm high I'll eat the whole bag then be on the toilet the entire next day

    • @Xento_0
      @Xento_0 6 лет назад +4

      They're gooder then a bitch

    • @CranioUomo
      @CranioUomo 6 лет назад

      Cash Orass you should see a doctor....

    • @gavinrobinson9501
      @gavinrobinson9501 6 лет назад +2

      Aaron Verduin eating them rn😂😂😂

    • @meremortals9960
      @meremortals9960 6 лет назад

      Aaron Verduin ....Hell yea

  • @AAronR396
    @AAronR396 7 лет назад +34

    What about Reese's and Cinamamon Toast Crunch???

  • @katrichards867
    @katrichards867 6 лет назад +2

    you'd be amazed by how amazing an apple with peanut butter is

  • @millwalljoey8350
    @millwalljoey8350 5 лет назад +23

    Who watching this stoned 🤣😅

  • @xx3lawexx
    @xx3lawexx 7 лет назад +39

    top 10 signs that watchmojo are running out of ideas

    • @g1nek17
      @g1nek17 7 лет назад +16

      xx3lawexx this is actually a good list. You just copy and paste other people's comments.

    • @tomoki6039
      @tomoki6039 7 лет назад

      xx3lawexx True.

  • @herpaderpa6474
    @herpaderpa6474 7 лет назад +196

    where is the grilled cheese ?

  • @aggyboi9412
    @aggyboi9412 6 лет назад +6

    Marshmallows peanut butter Oreos 57 chocolate bars 12 bottles of coke 200 chilli cheese bites 19 double cheese burgers and 12 ounces and my Friday night is ready

  • @johnnycheckpoint8431
    @johnnycheckpoint8431 6 лет назад +2

    My number 1 is fruit. Perfect cure for dry mouth, great texture, no burnt tongue, great flavors, and healthy.

  • @hazzadorgamin1219
    @hazzadorgamin1219 7 лет назад +251

    Up Next on watch mojo>Top 10 ways to get Diabetes

    • @Matt_l_a
      @Matt_l_a 7 лет назад +4

      Dj Singh 1# watch food network

    • @codemoody8243
      @codemoody8243 7 лет назад +15

      it would literally be the same video

    • @17lammas
      @17lammas 7 лет назад +1

      nope

    • @jessiethomas7152
      @jessiethomas7152 7 лет назад

      fuck netflix they overprices all items and nsa spying and drm restrictions

    • @xShadowFTW
      @xShadowFTW 7 лет назад +1

      What?

  • @DumbassPlumber
    @DumbassPlumber 7 лет назад +7

    Who the fuck eats nuts/popcorn/candy when they are high?
    In just eat 20 McChicken.

  • @jimmylove7760
    @jimmylove7760 6 лет назад +23

    If your a real stoner it's just the nearest thing........I once ate a jar of nutella in the dark with a brand new chisel,. (I choose 18mm with a cherrywood handle because I'm careful and also like the feel in my hand). Woke up covered in chocolate spread and somehow i still had my lips and tongue. I would love to know what dangerous stuff other peeps have used as cutlery. Please tell.

    • @natzufuller9583
      @natzufuller9583 6 лет назад +3

      Jimmy Love you're a god

    • @peteg22397
      @peteg22397 6 лет назад +2

      Jimmy Love
      Good call on the chisel. I normally use a Spyderco Delica, since it's normally close to hand. No fullers or studs; the hole is easy to clean. Trouble is, the blade widens the further you put it in your mouth, so you've gotta be careful to only use the tip or you'll end up with a Joker-esque grin.
      I'll be sure to grab a chisel next time.

    • @ANNOYINGORANGEJOE2
      @ANNOYINGORANGEJOE2 6 лет назад +2

      Plastic chopping board in the oven with a pizza on top, it cooked nicely for 10 minutes before the room filled with plastic fumes. My mother was not pleased to find a note and a redesigned oven in the morning

    • @blinkerbot6094
      @blinkerbot6094 5 лет назад

      tbh bro

    • @chewbacca7759
      @chewbacca7759 5 лет назад

      My fingers

  • @JCG1093
    @JCG1093 4 года назад +2

    Wendy's, Taco Bell, and In-N-Out are my go to places when I'm high lol.

  • @xpoptartx6662
    @xpoptartx6662 7 лет назад +26

    Skittles and a wild cheery fanta slushie

    • @Kihidokid
      @Kihidokid 6 лет назад +1

      xpoptartx666 you saved my life

    • @ramonloya8811
      @ramonloya8811 5 лет назад

      I think I just made a new friend :)

    • @xbettiepage2194
      @xbettiepage2194 5 лет назад +1

      Oh sweet, yes that is so good... once I had the skittles with cherry orange and strawberry all mixed ;)

  • @MooSaidChicken
    @MooSaidChicken 7 лет назад +50

    Once I was baked making guacamole and cereal at the same time, as I went pour the milk into the cereal, I realized too late that I was actually pouring the milk into the guacamole. rip :(

    • @MrNasiem
      @MrNasiem 5 лет назад +2

      MooSaidChicken you tried it? My father eats peanut butter with cheese and coke now i know how he came up with the idea 🤣

  • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
    @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 4 года назад +4

    When you say don’t take candy from strangers.
    Halloween: Exisys

  • @nishaaa7435
    @nishaaa7435 6 лет назад +1

    Anything sweet and greasy is EVERYTHING😍

  • @broachthejuggalo7906
    @broachthejuggalo7906 7 лет назад +31

    one time i had fried chicken from a Gas Station while wating for a bus i was high as fuck i ait three thigh crispy pieces of chicken good time

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 6 лет назад +1

      Nothing beats truck stop food

    • @eliashorak2047
      @eliashorak2047 6 лет назад +1

      never laughed harder

    • @th0uxan
      @th0uxan 6 лет назад

      lmaooo

    • @acstin
      @acstin 6 лет назад

      Kyryn Playz in some states drugs aren’t illgeal

  • @michaelappleseed5569
    @michaelappleseed5569 7 лет назад +41

    I dont know who makes these lists but you guys obviously aren't stoners. The CORRECT list is as follows:
    #1-9: Cereal
    #10: Candy
    Did I miss anything? I think not.

    • @michaelappleseed5569
      @michaelappleseed5569 7 лет назад +1

      I just can't comprehend how they could miss the most important one.. Seems like common sense to me but I guess it's not. Please tell me, does anyone disagree? I think not.

    • @MyEyesWithin
      @MyEyesWithin 7 лет назад

      eww cereal

    • @iSquishy89
      @iSquishy89 7 лет назад

      Michael Appleseed You don't want the cereal. Especially General Mills it has TSP.

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 6 лет назад

      Cereal that is such an American stoner thing

    • @pissingspeedrun
      @pissingspeedrun 6 лет назад

      Cereal is the best thing, get a phat bowl of fruity pebbles and it’s great, same with pizza and some steak and shake

  • @samgonzalez7472
    @samgonzalez7472 6 лет назад +4

    Hot cheetos are the best when im high. And these little muffins my friends mom makes when we get high and this dope ass pie she made not to long ago

    • @zmoneydawg
      @zmoneydawg 2 года назад +1

      I swear I’ll down an entire bag of hot Cheetos when I’m stoned. Gotta be the extra hot though!

    • @samgonzalez7472
      @samgonzalez7472 2 года назад

      @@zmoneydawg oh no those taste so weird idk why.

  • @zeiixz4287
    @zeiixz4287 6 лет назад +2

    My Top 10
    (Not in order)
    1. Oatmeal cream cookies
    2. Boneless wings (Caribbean Jerk and Honey Mustard from BWW)
    3. Strawberries and tangerines
    4. Black pepper sunflower seeds
    5. Taquitos (Chicken and cheese preferably)
    6. Breakfast food (As a whole I love breakfast)
    7. Bbq Pulled pork or egg salad sandwhiches.
    8. Orange chicken w/ rice in a wrap.
    9. Chili w/ noodles and other toppings
    10. Eggnog

  • @BrodyEllis111
    @BrodyEllis111 7 лет назад +9

    I'm telling you. I once had a sub loaded with vegetables and it was probably the best thing I've ever tasted.

    • @videogameguy101
      @videogameguy101 Год назад +1

      Hell yeah man. Proof that ANYTHING tastes good when you’re baked. 👊🏾

  • @fpsfein
    @fpsfein 7 лет назад +46

    Now do a drunk food video. When I wake up I always have a mess of random stuff. There's nothing like making a pizza spam sandwich with ranch and tapatio. Not sure how good it tasted going down but it tastes like butterflies with razor blade wings coming out the next morning! Mmmm mmmm.

    • @alfreddoncarlo9004
      @alfreddoncarlo9004 6 лет назад +1

      Sean Prior rather not promote hard drugs

    • @reece8277
      @reece8277 6 лет назад

      Being drunks pussy shit food tastes same

  • @Nobody15458
    @Nobody15458 Год назад +1

    My 10 stoner food list
    1. McDonald's
    2. Spicy Fritos
    3. Cookies
    4. Cinnamon toast crunch
    5. Buffalo wings
    6. Brownies
    7. Pop tarts
    8. Chinese food
    9. Ice cream Cookies n cream
    10. Pizza

  • @waxdonumbers
    @waxdonumbers 6 лет назад

    Very very well written. 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿

  • @92398A
    @92398A 7 лет назад +8

    Number one munchie food for me has to be sweets. I only crave sweets when I'm high.

  • @michaelmendoza6094
    @michaelmendoza6094 7 лет назад +13

    Ice cream sandwiches!!!!!

    • @jakoblipp7092
      @jakoblipp7092 7 лет назад

      Ice cream sandwiches...are the fucking best

  • @chrisjarmon4339
    @chrisjarmon4339 Год назад +1

    1. Pizza
    2. Bacon Cheeseburgers
    3. Reese's
    4. Oatmeal Cream Pies
    5. Chicken Wings
    Are my top 5 stoner foods

  • @theblinddreamer2153
    @theblinddreamer2153 Год назад

    I love how they used the line from the slap chop commercial for the nuts.

  • @Maser209
    @Maser209 7 лет назад +9

    Why aren't Rice Krispie Treats on the list?

  • @MyEyesWithin
    @MyEyesWithin 7 лет назад +7

    This is bullshit, They should make Pizza number 1 and Fast Food number 2 or the other way around. this is a fucking travesty and I will not stand for this. Make Pizza number 1. Pizza for life.

  • @fernandomenchu-428
    @fernandomenchu-428 5 лет назад

    Me and my old friends most enjoyed popcorn now that was the fun part we would eat it whether it's classic movies and classic TV shows

  • @hopedalton3626
    @hopedalton3626 6 лет назад +1

    I'm not even under the influence... It's Shark Week and this stuff looks amazing.

  • @ZicoKitty215
    @ZicoKitty215 7 лет назад +8

    When you aren't even a stoner and you constantly crave all 10 of these food items.

  • @eltiburon1079
    @eltiburon1079 7 лет назад +26

    Just smoked a J 30 mins ago, this video had the best timing. Haha

    • @voidsff
      @voidsff 7 лет назад +4

      And imma eat a brownie tonight

    • @mushroomhead3054
      @mushroomhead3054 7 лет назад +2

      I haven't got any and waiting for that phonecall

    • @totih144
      @totih144 7 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty high right now

    • @3StarLogo
      @3StarLogo 7 лет назад

      i ran out last night 😢

    • @mushroomhead3054
      @mushroomhead3054 7 лет назад

      +Joe Mama one punch man was good stoned

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 5 лет назад +11

    getting high and going to Taco Bell or del taco is like a stoner coming of age ceremony

    • @gapratt4955
      @gapratt4955 4 года назад

      YES! Del Taco steak and egg burrito with green sauce!

  • @sbmmurray
    @sbmmurray 5 лет назад +2

    After watching this video, I wonder if I’m always high. I LOVE ALL THESE FOODS AND WANT THEM ALL THE TIME!!!!!
    Or does that just make me normal?

  • @sritanshu
    @sritanshu 7 лет назад +58

    Fruits are awesome when stoned.

    • @iSquishy89
      @iSquishy89 7 лет назад +8

      Sritanshu Sinha Especially mangos, who the fuck didn't put than on the list?

    • @hugovasquez8222
      @hugovasquez8222 6 лет назад

      I just Hope that this wont end in food porn 😅

    • @christhomas4009
      @christhomas4009 6 лет назад

      Jason Wilson my plug actually sold me some mango kush, I’m lit rn. But then again, how lit am I. Just a guy on RUclips instead of achieving his goals, talking to girls, and making friends, but hey! It’s life

    • @jaytee8363
      @jaytee8363 6 лет назад +1

      Especially green grapes

    • @CranioUomo
      @CranioUomo 6 лет назад

      Omg have you tried Bananas and peanut butter while stoned?? fuckin NUT!!! 🤤😍

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 7 лет назад +3

    Personally, I find wet/saucy flavors really good when I'm stoned, so my favorite is breakfast cereals with a ton of milk, and also pasta, especially macaroni cheese

  • @ibfaided
    @ibfaided 6 лет назад

    I'm horrible, during the nuts part I laughed so hard.

  • @cryptotooth
    @cryptotooth 3 года назад +1

    I always binge on ice pops. Tasty, soothe the throat while you smoke and gives some flavour

    • @jenniferbaumgarden9293
      @jenniferbaumgarden9293 3 года назад +1

      Totally agree! One time I was too stoned to drive home, so my mom had to come and get me, and the only way she could get me to leave was by promising me popsicles! LOL. I was out of my mind paranoid after not having smoked in a LOOONG time. Everyone was laughing their butts off at me, including my mom! LOL

  • @derelictgbdavidlovo107
    @derelictgbdavidlovo107 7 лет назад +3

    Is this seriously the level we're at with these videos?

  • @hatskeleton635
    @hatskeleton635 7 лет назад +14

    last time i was this early watchmojo was good

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 7 лет назад

      so Never?

    • @IRFengshui
      @IRFengshui 7 лет назад

      every time these three comments...

    • @larryminzy
      @larryminzy 7 лет назад +2

      When was this?

    • @ryanbelo8798
      @ryanbelo8798 7 лет назад +4

      Last time I was this early, no one used that joke

  • @cryptidsgaming1518
    @cryptidsgaming1518 Год назад +1

    2 eggs-in-the-bread for buns and a well done hamburger in the middle with Mayo, mustard, lettuce, bacon, cheese, and some type of spicey sauce

  • @arodgers12fan3
    @arodgers12fan3 5 лет назад +2

    2:22 awwww man i love those!!!!

  • @adrianmedina9013
    @adrianmedina9013 7 лет назад +5

    Arizona teas definitely deserve a mention & sour patch kids always hit the spot personally.

  • @CrispyChrisss
    @CrispyChrisss 7 лет назад +6

    finally a decent list

  • @brandonbaran1197
    @brandonbaran1197 4 года назад

    Snack cakes of any kind are always amazing

  • @juicemaan6723
    @juicemaan6723 4 года назад

    Tacos (any Mexican dish), pasta, and caption crunch get me when I’m stone and relax

  • @thespaceteam5995
    @thespaceteam5995 7 лет назад +4

    Chocolate shakes or malts are my absolute favorite thing to eat when high

  • @chiefkeefsosa7260
    @chiefkeefsosa7260 7 лет назад +24

    Today's my birthday and i turn 29!

  • @pissingspeedrun
    @pissingspeedrun 6 лет назад

    Cookies, cereal, barbecue chips, fries, burgers, fast food, pizza rolls, pizza, even fruit Jesus it’s amazing

  • @matthewgower
    @matthewgower 4 года назад +2

    After 10 minutes of you guys talking about nuts I forgot what I was watching

  • @shaunreda931
    @shaunreda931 7 лет назад +17

    Personally I love chicken wings. So many flavors to choose. Biting through crispy chicken skin to tender meat is the best. Pair them pizza and a cold drink. Add a great stoner comedy and there is no better way to spend a lazy high.

    • @Yeah_You_Thought
      @Yeah_You_Thought 6 лет назад +1

      Shaun Reda man u killin me 😂 I’m so hungry rn

  • @Kuhyubi
    @Kuhyubi 7 лет назад +15

    I never comment but when I do

    • @Kuhyubi
      @Kuhyubi 7 лет назад +28

      I do it twice

  • @karimdamerji7011
    @karimdamerji7011 Год назад +1

    1. McDonald’s (specifically the junior chicken)
    2. Cookies/brownies/muffins
    3. Chocolate covered chips (Elite)

  • @Heysupitsryan
    @Heysupitsryan 6 лет назад +1

    Nothing beats a big pizza with an extra large dip

  • @josessegura
    @josessegura 7 лет назад +13

    where's ramen

    • @hgh2066
      @hgh2066 6 лет назад

      Jose Segura Oh my god, yes! Haha picante chicken or lime shrimp.

    • @justicefonfara17
      @justicefonfara17 4 года назад

      I know right have that when I was high for the first time

  • @h.valentine1378
    @h.valentine1378 4 года назад +3

    I can't drive while I'm stoned. Thank God for Doordash.

  • @jenniferbaumgarden9293
    @jenniferbaumgarden9293 3 года назад +2

    I once ate an almost raw cheeseburger when I was stoned and it was DELICICIOUS! LOL. I was too hungry to let it cook all the way thru. My roomate was like, "That's not done yet", and I was like, "I DON'T CARE!" LOL. I devoured the thing while the blood dripped down my chin. LOL. It's a wonder I didn't get sick.

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 6 лет назад +2

    My homemade mac and cheese is amazing! Especially when I'm fried

  • @klave1920
    @klave1920 7 лет назад +13

    For me personally, my favorite munchie foods are pizza, cookies, and Spicy Nacho Doritos. That specific flavor. One minute I was eating one at a time, next thing you know the whole bag was empty. Point is, this list was actually pretty okay.

  • @peterasekokhai2061
    @peterasekokhai2061 7 лет назад +33

    What about bacon

  • @tatesmith9085
    @tatesmith9085 6 лет назад +1

    every one of these being on here make me feel like im high all teh time without the side affect, vivid imagination and almost always having the munchies for nearlu anything on this list

  • @rocketfuel204x5
    @rocketfuel204x5 5 лет назад

    I love that you giys added a clip from gmm