FLORIDA MAN Sovereign Citizen Tests The WRONG JUDGE, On The WRONG DAY!!!
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
- Hey guys, today we have a new video for your enjoyment. Today, we have a Florida Man Sovereign Citizen Who Tests The Wrong Judge On The Wrong Day... Play stupid games win stupid prizes. This is just another example of Karens being Karens in court and getting owned on camera.
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I absolutely love that Florida judge! “You’re not setting a good example for the other sovereign citizens.” Absolute gold!😂
He is a disgrace to his fellow Sovereign citizens. Shame!! 😅
He was obviously being sarcastic but it probably went over the defendant's head. Maybe he now thinks there's a Sovereign Citizen's bar association 😂
It's more like they'll associate together IN a bar.
But the funny part is when the judge said "your fellow traveling nationals" because they never drive, they travel, that was priceless among the legends of priceless, in fact that was the Michael Jordan of saying by a judge.
Great judge. Nonplussed, calm, refuses to fall into the distraction trap, and maintains a very professional demeanor and protects the defendant's rights throughout. A textbook case of how to handle SovTards in court.
@@TheMangoMussolini Also a man with whom one should not play poker.
"I'm not Mr. Cooley, I'm Gordy. I'm a man, not a person"
What the Zuck?
He is not the ALL CAPS version.
😂😂😂
He was better off going as Mr. Cooley. Gordy sounds like some sidekick.
Look up Judge Hurley/David Hall. It's a classic
Mr. Case Sensitive.
All these idiots should be immediately stopped and told they must appear in person. When they start the arguments, they get contempt with jail time.
As soon as they disclaim citizenship they need to be held for processing in immigration jail. "I'm not a citizen, I'm a state national" "That's fine sir, can I see your passport please." "Oh, I see. Sir, you're under arrest for proffering a forged document, and immigration violations, step out of the vehicle right now."
They need to get some of these clowns to explain to a judge how they're not citizens enough to have to follow laws, but are citizen enough not to be considered an illegal immigrant.
As funny as that would be, simply having stupid arguments isn’t enough to get you jail time. If the court can allow you to represent yourself, they have to also allow you to do a bad job at it.
@@acuyra The courts will also wait and see if the sovcit defendant will admit to the crime being charged. Makes less work for the prosecutor.
@@acuyra indeed. Have to be mindful of the slippery slope that would start if we did that. I like the idea of treating them as any foreign national; require legal entry or deport them to wherever. I bet very few will continue. Seems most of their beliefs are that simply declaring themselves 'not a citizen' means they are free to do whatever.
Agreed
This is when the Judge should say, "Which country would you like to be deported to, since you are denouncing your Citizenship?"
💯
😂😂😂😂😂
I love it when the judge actually asks them what the constitutional amendments are and the SovCits don't know.
It really shows they don't know ANYTHING haha. Like I studied polysci in college so I don't expect a random person on the street to know as much as me. But if you say you're "studying" the Constitution, especially black folks lol, you should know the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments. They all relate to the same topic so you should at least be able to paraphrase all 3 even if you don't know them by number word for word.
Second judge is how all sovereign citizens should be treated
He is cracking me up. I love his admonitions about being prepared, and the pop quiz.
Way to go, judge!
Well the courts should give them 5 years to think about their stupidity!
"... your fellow travelling nationals ..." sounds like a really low ranked athletic team.
The name the Washington Commanders should've got.
@@MalakianM2S I've never even heard of that team! They must _really_ suck!
I especially love Skeptic's shirt today, I need to get one of those. Even though I resemble Baba Yaga the older I get, I'm still not quite frightening enough to the idiots who drive 3 miles down my dirt canyon road to my remote off-grid home to tell me they have a message for me from Jeebus.
I went to great lengths 18 years ago to establish my haven from so-called society, but JWs see it as a challenge. I told them that I worship Baphomet, and that my goats aren't really goats, they were formerly foolish humans who underestimated the power of Lord Baphomet, who transformed them to serve me, his favorite servant!! MUHAAHAA!
They're the perennial losers the Washington Generals, taking the L against the Globetrotters...
Ive thought that since I heard someone claim to be an "American state national". Go team go!
@@MalakianM2S That is the name of the baseball team - The Washington Nationals. 😮
Interesting how the least intelligent and articulate feel they're the smartest person in any conversation.
The Dunning-Kruger effect. 🙄
It's easy for them because they genuinely think they've got all the answers
Simpletons believe they’re the smartest in the room. They may be amongst their fellow peasants, but that is a very low bar. The bar is likely touching the ground.✌️
I like how the 2nd sovcit's unfortunate court appointed attorney started off informing the judge "I, I'm uh, not real sure What Mr. (?) is trying to claim..."
He's giving the judge a heads up that he's about to hear some extremely stoopid stuff oozing from his client's piehole... even more idiotic than typical Florida Man standards.
Dunning Kruger phenomenon.
Love the 2nd judge. He knows how to deal with these lost stupids.
He's "carrying" his property from point A to point B...so he strapped his car to his back, walking down the street carrying his car???
They think their vehicles are the same as appliances, like toasters.
😂🤣😂
@@alisong2328 A Ford Toaster SUV hybrid?
That's the first clue that all his brain cells died at an early stage of development.
@@kathleenmccrory9883 😂 He had ONE brain cell when he was younger, but it died from loneliness!🤣
Kudos to Florida judge, who seems to enjoy giving SovSits license to proffer their BS "legal arguments" and make absolute clowns of themselves.
Absolutely perfect!! If only all the judges treated these clowns like that!
"God given Constitutional rights". When did God write the Constitution? Seperation of church and state, I thought. LOL
Separation of church and state isn’t in the constitution. I get what you’re saying though.
@@jmac463 Actually it is. It's the establishment clause of the first amendment.
@nonna_sof5889 that means the government cannot ESTABLISH a religion. Not that religion can't be a Part of government. Congress starts every session with a prayer. Everyone misunderstands what Thomas Jefferson wrote to the Danbury Baptists in 1803.
@@nonna_sof5889the establishment clause just means the US government cannot establish an American Church in the vein of the Church of England or similar state religions. It does not in any way exclude religious sentiment or principle from informing policy.
God must really like Slavery if he wrote the Constitution.
I love this Florida Judge - telling a sovereign citizen that he has to do better with his nonsense. We need the 9 May hearing covered!
That second judge is hilarious treating the sovcit like a child who failed to do their homework. You would think being called out on it the sovcit would realize they are already standing in a hole and it is time to stop digging.
“I am the man that is that person.” Roundabout way of saying “yes”.
Narcissists will use a dozen words where a normal person will use one.
You left out also way of saying that they are a moronic idiot.
Driving while stupid. Driving while Soverign and Stupid. 5:29
Driving without a valid brain. Felony.
Gordy should change one letter of his name, "Gordo" is more appropriate. Actually, "Cabeza Gordo" would be 100% accurate! 😜😂
"Driving while stupid." Lmao. Slow clap.
The second guy is the student who studied for a test at the last minute.
Ooommm? 😂😂😂
Actually, it is the one who MEANT to study at the last minute, but now that last minute is gone and he is being tested.
Second judge blinded that boy with INTELLECT 🥰
In person, Mr. Cooley. That means bring a toothbrush.
That Florida judge was awesome. I wish every judge would do this sort of thing.
I definitely want more of judge number 2!! He rocks! I hope we see more of him.
I love this judge! I would really love to see him replace Clarence Thomas as a SC justice, but sadly the judges who decide cases at the highest court in the land are typically chosen for political reasons over actual competence. That goes against what the SC was originally designed to do; interpret Constitutional law with precedents, facts, and with impartiality that reflects the best interests of society, fairly.
@@LazyIRanch Clarence Thomas is one of the most competent judges ever. I honestly wish we could have more like him.
@@rcrawford42 That crook? The one who has been notorious for doing nothing for years? Competent at grift for sure. Otherwise not so much.
I like the old school prison fatigues the Florida man was wearing. Nothing says convict like the old black and whites.
All that was missing was some footage of him busting up boulders with a sledge lol
brings to mind the 'Beagle Boys', lol
lol.
This is a judge who has the mindset of F around and find out. And I love it.
Yes. I want to see more of them.
I love how people all over the political spectrum can come together to laugh at SovCits.
Skeptic and I disagree on several things politically, but SovCits can bring anyone together. Gotta love that we're both adults that don't get offended that someone has a different opinion. Lol
I've seen some label label them maga supporters. But then you got Darrell Brooks. They run the gambit it seems politically.
Agreed, and the Jehovah Witnesses must be breathing a sigh of relief
LoL that judge is like "if you gonna b.s, at least bring some b.s with you"
LOVE the judge that was asking the defendant rapid-fire questions!! What book? What amendment? 😂🤣😂
Wow, that second judge rocks!
Tell me your a sovereign citizen without telling me your a sovereign citizen
"I DONT NEED A LICENSE TO TRAVEL!"
...thank you
If they have a big enough army, they'd be right.
I love that 2nd judge basically called him an uneducated moron and he was too stoooopit to realize it!
Always love the Agent of THE PERSON argument. The judge should ask the Agent if he a licensed lawyer in the State. If he says no, find him in contempt and issue a bench warrant for THE PERSON who failed to show up for court. And find THE PERSON in contempt as well.
I’ve seen judges do that and it’s amazing how quickly the person magically shows up! Lol
Love the striped formal court apparel
Seriously, have these "citizens" ever wondered why there are not attorneys defending their positions? That should be a giant red flag for anyone considering falling prey to these ideas.
There was at least one: Heather Ann Tucci-Jarraf. She got converted after she graduated law school and then got convicted of wire fraud for trying to help people access their strawman accounts.
@@ferretyluv Seriously? Someone tried to draw on those fantasy accounts?
Nobody understands them. That’s the problem. We’re all just stupid idiots and they’re the smart, enlightened ones.
Imagine if Ted Bundy used these arguments as his 'God-given' right, or that he could not face the actual 'unalived' parties, so his cases should all just be dismissed. These people should have an actual book thrown at them in court before sentencing.
That's the argument that Darrell Brookes used. It got him 6 consecutive life sentences in addition to 762 and a half years. So... it didn't work.
@@Mostlyharmless1985 they're trying to give him more time now with him running over Erika Patterson. As if this is going to make it worse.
Throwing a book at him has actually a chance to make him less dumb.
@@capricejohnson3128the only book that would work is a picture book. As one with words formed into sentences confuses them
@@atzuraswe could draw pictures to explain things to them. Seeing as how words formed into sentences confuse them.
I agree, any hint of Sovereignty 😂
should be an automatic IN-PERSON appearance.
Bet he weeps like Chillie when he's sent to jail.
"I only signed that to get away from my captors"
IE "My signature is nothing to me because I don't recognize the authority here; I will do anything I can to delay these events and have no intention to follow any orders by the court. You might as well just have me brought into custody now."
God, I SO want to see Judge Collier ask him what a contract is. Watching him be unable to articulate the basis for every other stupid argument would just be amazing.
Judge gave concise directions and succinctly explained the court process courteously without prolonging the nonsense.
A breath of fresh air in Florida🎉
We need more Judge Collier. This man eats sovcits for breakfast and picks his teeth with their toothpick reasoning. 😂
It's as if the second video defendant got caught reading the Cliff notes of the sovcit's script. 😅
If you're having a bad Monday, if things aren't going your way, if you need one little ray of sunshine to fill the darkness you are feeling, remember CHILLE IS STILL IN TORTURE CUFFS IN A DUNGEON. TTU Baby! 🤣
It’s hilarious they keep trying the same tactics even after they’re locked up. Like it didn’t work outside, why would it work now?
Insanity.
We need more of that Florida judge.
"Yes, I am the man that is that person."
Oh shit you know its a good monday when Van and Skeptik post within the hour!
That’s pretty hilarious. I love how they think everything is a contract
Howdy Hi TS,, I got my Crayons & Lead Paint Chips ready for snacks while enjoying your wonderful stories,,,😂😂😂
I'm fascinated how a person can be so fundamentally stupid, and be so confident at the same time.
They always talk about going from "Point A to Point B." So if they stop for gas on the way, or go to a store, then the market, then home, by their logic they can be ticketed/arrested.
I especially liked the one saying they were on their way to work... engaged in commerce?
Many also claim they're not using it "in commerce", but then say they were going to work or to store... WHAT IS THAT IF NOT COMMERCE?!
@@Abedeuss Who even cares? Commerce has nothing to do with it. You only have an implicitly protected constitutional right when, like all the explicit constitutional rights, (free speech, bearing arms, etc.) it constitutes through its expression some activity solely confined to the sphere of your own bodily and personal autonomy, your liberty. Hence we have a right to travel, because traveling is an abstract category that represents your personal liberty to decide where you want to live and where you want to go, vis. natural right establishes the fact that you can't be confined somewhere against your will. Driving, however, goes far beyond the sphere of your natural rights and personal autonomy, because it involves exposing other people to risk while you move hundreds of pounds of metal around them at high speed, using public infrastructure. So driving is not a direct and sole expression of personal autonomy: (unless you operate the vehicle only within the confines of your own property and nobody else is exposed to the risk element I specified; driving around in your yard and only within your yard- sure, you don't need a license for that) therefor driving is not an implicitly protected constitutional right, and therefor the 10th amendment gives all the states the legitimate authority and jurisdiction to decide their own laws pertaining to the activity in question, driving. It's if A then B so C level logic that does not require a course in the philosophy of constitutional law to understand.
Who wrote that for you?
I wrote it
What does it say?
Xyz
Wrong 🤣🤣
THAT WAS AMAZING!! Called him out on his BS
Wow!!! That second judge was all about it!!! Good job!!! And I still love the way you sign off!!!
That second one is probably the most glorious sovcit moment I've EVER seen. Amazing 😂
Now I know why I have to follow the law. Because I’m driving from point B to point C.
These sovcits are ingenious.
Ugh! Unfortunately he was let out! Should have kept his a$$ behind bars until his trial
I have said that fore a long time. Ship them out of the united state if there breaking the law.
LOVE the striped outfits. Shades of 30's era cartoons and bad movies.
"God given right" like saying any other fictional character, giving you credence.
I call it the "Ted Bundy" defense lol....will never work in the real world...
Epic judge from Florida!
I loved the second judge, just casually dismantling the sovcit by simply asking him to say what specific parts of the law read
That judge eats sovcits for breakfast. 😂 Absolutely love it.
Finally a Judge like I want to see them.
Talking about the second one of course.
Would love to see Chilli come up before this judge!! 😂😂🤪
👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
Oh hell yes. I'd bring a bowl of popcorn for the show.
@conniedelph3685 Oh now you got me curious! Who is Chilli?
@@gunner-qf9eh Chilli DeCastro aka Deletz Lawz is a “constitutional law scholar/expert”, his description of himself. He’s currently in jail serving 180 days for one of his “audits” of cop watching. If you’ll check most any of the channels covering frauditors, you will find something on Chilli, a bigger whiny butt there is yet to be. 🤪
@@gunner-qf9eh Jose Maria "Chilli" DeCastro.. how do I sum up this guy...
He is a police (fr)auditor who has this crazy hatred for law enforcement possessing handcuffs. He films himself having confrontational encounters with police while they work. Berating them to bait them into unlawfully arresting him. He has crossed the line many times but most times he has gotten away with warnings. He is currently just over a month into a 6 month sentence in the Clark County Jail in Las Vegas. Lets just say his mouth shouldn't be writing checks in court.
“Calm down there, Gordy”. Classic TS mocking sarcasm.
That Florida judge was amazing. How many more “um’s” could that sovcit fool barf out in 2 minutes?
How it should go...
Judge: "State your name for the record".
SovCit: "The representative for the person, blah blah blah...".
Judge: "Bailiff. Take him back to the jail. We'll try this again tomorrow".
Ahh yes believing they have the rights of the constitution, while also believing they aren't a part of legal society.
Cheery-picking stupidity at its finest.
Sovereign Citizens should be arrested for being stupid.
I had too look up the fourteenth amendment, it is about States being required to provide Due Process in criminal cases. That is exactly what the judge provides.
I'm afraid that last guy won't realize the judge was being sarcastic and just get deeper into the delusion.
"You're not doing justice to your fellow traveling nationals." One of the best judge rejoinders ever! 🤣🤣🤣
Most of the time they say they don’t understand because they think it means acknowledging jurisdiction or that they stand under the judge or whatever.
His smart ass attitude won't help him.
I respect this judge for calling this Bozo a Soverign Citizen, and telli ng Bozo to get his script straight.
Idiot number 2 was just destroyed! Love the way the judge just sent him back with the advice "Be prepared next time"...Priceless! And you just know that even if he understood what he was trying to argue, this judge will set him straight anyway!
Since he’s not the proper person, issue a bench warrant
DESTROYED
I love that last judge. "You're not doing justice to your fellow sovereign citizens"
This judge is like a bored cat with a mouse. I could watch this all day. 😂
They want to blame their "strawman" for their actions yet the strawman sings "If I only had a brain..."
Both judges are good, but the second one was awesome. ❤
Oh please find more cases under this Florida Judge!! That was a pleasure to watch!
That Florida Judge was fabulous! I hope we see more of him!
Love that second judge! Rejected!!
That Florida judge was so good!! I can't believe that he was ripping that SovCit apart like that!! Another great collection of videos Team!!
"Fellow traveling nationals" lmao!!! They are like a traveling circus.
15:08 “but you’re not doing justice to your fellow traveling nationals”
Savage yet fair.
Pretty sure the Constitution was codified before the invention of the car. The fact that the Constitution does not specifically mention automobiles is proof that time-travel has never been possible and will never be possible. The Constitution allows you to travel BETWEEN MEMBER STATES without impediment. You still need a driving licence if the State tells you that you need one to 'travel' an automobile.
Yup. Or, if you want to fly somewhere, you have to purchase a ticket from a commercial airline, charter a plane, or go through the process to buy and operate one yourself. You don’t get to just plonk yourself in the pilot’s seat of a 747.
Popped him on the butt and sent him to his room 😂😂😂
The second judge has the best responses to sovcits & moorish BS! Lol. Best I’ve seen!!
The mellow demeanor of the second judge was priceless He called him a dumb 🫏, without using any foul language!!!
There is no problem in the world that opening ones mouth cant make worse...
The green guy had REALLY small pupils 🧐...it may or may not be an central stimulant involved there.
At least the second guy is trying to learn something even if it is wrong. 😃😃😃
These guys remind me of a clock in my grandparent’s house that went “CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO”. 😂😂😂😂
I hope we get to see more of both of these judges. Especially the second one. He wasnt taking no SovCit bullcrap.
This county in Kansas has little more than 2,400 people and the county seat has a population of 570.
Your honor, Ms Gillett has a conflict. She will be competing in a hotdog eating contest at that time.
This judge is AWESOME!! He knows this guy is BSing him, someone wrote that for him.
His mother named him Alizée. He never had a chance.
Underrated comment 😂
Trust in Govt. Institutions seems to be much lower in USA than in Europe.
Our country was founded on government distrust. It hasn’t left our culture.
Yes, I am the man that is that person. I know nothing (just like Jon Snow) even tho I don't know when to shut up. It is my god given right to spew as much nonsense as I like, do whatever I want whenever I want and you can't stop me.
I'm a man, not a person, I'mjust happy-go-lucky Gordy!