Birthing a Long Furby With Four Arms

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 3 года назад +13088

    "Babe wake up, new Strange Æons Furby Ascension!"

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 года назад +83

      Yes honey

    • @rainliketheweather4086
      @rainliketheweather4086 3 года назад +71

      I love this because as soon as I got the notif I sent a screenshot to my girlfriend

    • @Viragirl95
      @Viragirl95 3 года назад +47

      literally just sent this to my bf like "look honey its our youtube wife!"

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 3 года назад +16

      I say to my cat

    • @CourtOrderedThiccBitch
      @CourtOrderedThiccBitch 3 года назад +19

      New furby just dropped

  • @marshmallowbunnykins
    @marshmallowbunnykins 3 года назад +3678

    the fact that security looked at the furby and just went "not today" and let you leave has gotta be the best part

    • @dragon9261
      @dragon9261 3 года назад +415

      "if we arrest her we'll have to look at that *thing* for longer than 5 minutes"

  • @ratman8925
    @ratman8925 3 года назад +3140

    You don’t understand, every time I say I want to make a long furby everyone is so scared and it’s amazing

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +105

      I dont want to make one, I wish I was one, or like had one I guess but still Same

    • @strawbe891
      @strawbe891 3 года назад +35

      I want to make one but I don’t even have one :D

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 года назад +8

      @@strawbe891 same

    • @pinkpierrot8512
      @pinkpierrot8512 3 года назад +33

      Same, my mother was confused not only why I would want a long furby but why I would I want to "ruin the toy and rip it apart"

    • @AsheTacitE
      @AsheTacitE 3 года назад +17

      OML SAME LMFAOOO
      I SAID I WAS GOING TO ON MY SNAPCHAT STORY AND EVERYONE SWIPED UP WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "what the hell"

  • @wretchedcats4909
    @wretchedcats4909 3 года назад +5885

    There's something so poetic about her being born and then immediately being involved in crime

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 3 года назад +5577

    *Police report* : "When we searched the perpetrator's apartment we found an assortment of alarming biological experiments where the assailant had seemingly attached and reattached bodyparts at will for their own pleasure"

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад +365

      It's not "for pleasure", it's the divine act of creation.

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 3 года назад +248

      @@WhiteScorpio2 We are unsure about the motives at this stage of the investigation

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад +137

      @@Randomstuffs261 It's not for the mere mortals to understand The Nascent, The Dawn of Being, the Beginning of Existence. Those who investigate in the matters that don't concern them only have themselves to blame for the resulting psychological trauma and ensuing insanity. Human souls are not prepared for such an opulence of metaphysical emergence made furry flesh. You have been warned.

    • @petrelli231
      @petrelli231 3 года назад +61

      Let's be honest this channel is a cult ans we're all gonna be reading this in a couple years when Teya is taken from us

    • @philurbaniak1811
      @philurbaniak1811 3 года назад +7

      note from next month's hunt a killer? 😁👍

  • @aspenwashere
    @aspenwashere 3 года назад +2061

    Imagine historians find these long, modified furbies and worms on strings and everyone thinks we all worshipped them. I mean we kinda do but like-

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 3 года назад +3001

    I shudder at the thought this beautiful monstrosity exists only an hour's drive away. I now isolate for 2 reasons.

    • @boogibop
      @boogibop 3 года назад +27

      Same

    • @waddledee1231
      @waddledee1231 3 года назад +15

      Also same. If that.

    • @LadyLucyla
      @LadyLucyla 3 года назад +63

      I live and ocean away and yet i live in fear.

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 3 года назад +24

      okay that last sentence killed me

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite 3 года назад +18

      I would say mood but I would gladly let Gurl Girl kill me if she so desired

  • @emfaye23
    @emfaye23 3 года назад +3374

    the only way to end a furby christening is to be escorted off of the government property you broke into

    • @malevolententity3182
      @malevolententity3182 3 года назад +38

      amen to that

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 3 года назад +47

      Better than a baptism

    • @squigglesxp6486
      @squigglesxp6486 3 года назад +17

      You know the way

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +1

      the kappa pfp says it all

    • @humandisaster3861
      @humandisaster3861 3 года назад +4

      Dude I read this before I finished the video and thought you were exaggerating I had no clue this actually happened what the heck

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 3 года назад +806

    Teya, putting Girlgruel's face over Boyporridge's head: heh hehe, a funny! c:
    Boyporridge, experiencing the ripping apart of his essence as his sister tries to meld into him, morphing him and erasing his existence and his mark on the universe past, present, and future to take his place on this fragile plane: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!*
    Anyways: Welcome to the world, Girlgruel!

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 3 года назад +10

      Poor Boyporridge...

    • @ImperialFister
      @ImperialFister 3 года назад +12

      Like Boyporridge would ever be defeated by a neophyte like Girlgruel

  • @ashsanjeev2243
    @ashsanjeev2243 3 года назад +437

    Hey remember that time when Teya was shocked at the idea of a long furby and wondered why someone would do that...

    • @ashsanjeev2243
      @ashsanjeev2243 3 года назад +4

      Omg hey i never realized teya hearted this :)

  • @alexemy221
    @alexemy221 3 года назад +1724

    “I arrive at the city hall balcony.
    Furby: Long
    Arms: Four
    Girl: Gruel
    I am forcibly escorted out of the city hall balcony.”

  • @velocicheese
    @velocicheese 3 года назад +1572

    When I spent my child’s college funds on furbys in the mid 90s everyone laughed... I’m the one laughing now, and my child is crying and my furbies are laughing and the police are shouting and I killed my wife and

    • @Jan-jt9jl
      @Jan-jt9jl 3 года назад +145

      We all know the saying: men are from Mars, you murdered your wife

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 3 года назад +45

      @Madeline Campbell I can’t believe I just ended my sweet Sharon’s life

    • @gemstones2942
      @gemstones2942 3 года назад +6

      Mad underrated comment 😂

    • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
      @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 года назад +11

      Jan VENUS PLEASE

    • @ashy2074
      @ashy2074 3 года назад +8

      What the hell is this comment

  • @tomshennaniganery
    @tomshennaniganery 3 года назад +666

    "Free the ears" is a terrifying way to phrase it

    • @woah0489
      @woah0489 3 года назад +2

      *Skin the furby and free the ears*

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 3 года назад +2464

    *"I might have gotten away due to the sheer absurdity of my crime"*
    I have never aspired to embody a phrase so much

    • @hunterchewning6725
      @hunterchewning6725 3 года назад +73

      Yes that line was absolute gold and I cannot express enough how much it brightened my day.

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад +59

      After three hours of explaining what she was doing: Do you want to see some Tumblr posts about that?
      The judge: At this point, yes, I do.

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 года назад +21

      I want to get to a point in my life where I can say that.

    • @zoem488
      @zoem488 3 года назад +3

      omg i love your pfp can i ask where you made it?

    • @simsamsammie
      @simsamsammie 3 года назад +2

      @@zoem488 it’s a picrew called “girl maker” by ummmmandy

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 3 года назад +470

    Some notes on the biology of _Longus Furbus_ (common long furby)
    Long furbies reproduce asexually by having a group of 13 adults magically summon a litter of 2-6 furblings every halloween at 3:00 AM. Furblings are then raised by two adults of random gender until they reach adulthood. Female long furbies have typically have a larger diameter than males, however, other traits such as number of eyes, presence of limbs, number of limbs, presence of antlers, and color are unrelated to gender and seem to be affected by the location, materials, weather, and duration of the summoning, as well as pure random chance.
    Long furbies only hunt at night. They have a societal hierarchy resembling communism, with their food (mostly consisting of a mysterious energy removed from sleeping organisms, believed to be dreams, as well as several varieties of toxic plants and fungi) is collected, stored in a central den, and distributed evenly at sunrise. They then sleep until sunset and will hunt begin hunting again one hour before midnight, with the time before then being devoted to craftwork to make the accessories they wear.
    das all I wrote, i will not update until i get ten gud revoies [i'm not like hungry this is a my immortal reference]

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 года назад +56

      Quick note: It has very recently been discovered that furbies have appearantly unending sexes, a few examples being: Translucent Boywoman, Severed Heartballs, Parafemae, Oscillating Binary, Tim, and Neomale

    • @neonyellowMARKer
      @neonyellowMARKer 2 года назад +22

      Longus Furbus?..pretty sure it is Longou Furbius, isnt it?(i learned that in school)

    • @Rodrigo_Vega
      @Rodrigo_Vega 2 года назад +18

      If you see a long furby, there are more in the walls.

    • @jessehewitt3498
      @jessehewitt3498 2 года назад +12

      You might have it a little bit wrong. I've learned the species name is apparently Praetendus Furb, referencing the length in it's name.

    • @administrator4808
      @administrator4808 2 года назад +7

      If they're called into being by 13 adults, I imagine it'll be a communal parenting situation

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 3 года назад +3811

    Idk how to explain this but If Build-a-bear is supposed to represent a traditional experience of motherhood, this is the equivalent of conceiving a child through witchcraft.

    • @Lizard_Mistle
      @Lizard_Mistle 3 года назад +76

      W-what

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 3 года назад +201

      ....no. long furby motherhood is just actually real. This is a actual child.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 года назад +105

      @Quinn build a bear is a store where you can make a stuffed animal and they stuff it there and you can dress it up. I don’t know if it’s a younger generation thing or your from a different country but yeah.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 года назад +16

      @Quinn ooh, ok sorry

    • @itshere.run.6724
      @itshere.run.6724 3 года назад +85

      Ngl, I cut up my build-a-bear (my 6 yr old self decided she wanted a bear backpack like they saw in the anime they watched) but she forgot that she didn't know how to sew!
      So then I stole my brothers :)

  • @lichqueenlilith5694
    @lichqueenlilith5694 3 года назад +3428

    Her girlfriend just snacking on some cauliflower in a random corner of their apartment is a whole ass mood
    Also: *S P I N E P L I E R S*

    • @Chachixo
      @Chachixo 3 года назад +64

      I could not figure out what that food was lol. Makes sense.

    • @Jarblyy
      @Jarblyy 3 года назад +75

      s p i n e p l i e r s

    • @twinknecrosis
      @twinknecrosis 3 года назад +5

      timestamp?

    • @lichqueenlilith5694
      @lichqueenlilith5694 3 года назад +16

      @@twinknecrosis 6:05

    • @DaeZey
      @DaeZey 3 года назад +51

      @@lichqueenlilith5694 also 9:45. I'm pretty sure snacking is just her default state.

  • @rangda_prime
    @rangda_prime 3 года назад +446

    I'm just a wee goblin man with chronic conditions that mean I have to stay in quarantine, and this is the wholesome content I need. Thank you.

    • @elwiwi4638
      @elwiwi4638 3 года назад +32

      Tosses you a coin

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 года назад +21

      Hello fellow wee goblin man
      We shall be goblinoid together

    • @dirbthebird
      @dirbthebird 3 года назад +12

      Im naming my furby buddy Wee Goblin Man. Thank you.

  • @kae41
    @kae41 3 года назад +1965

    OH FRICK THEYRE EVOLVING THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY

    • @kricket5000
      @kricket5000 3 года назад +16

      Soon they will rise

    • @kae41
      @kae41 3 года назад +5

      @@kricket5000 *as they do*

    • @gp8189
      @gp8189 3 года назад +8

      gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hu

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +2

      today i learned that the Logu corner of the internet is just absolutely everywhere, hello friend

    • @kae41
      @kae41 3 года назад +1

      @@haveagoodmourning HOLY FRICK YOURE RIGHT HELLO

  • @alexcx26
    @alexcx26 3 года назад +743

    Okay but props to the person who decided to spend their valuable time creating a tumblr post on how to skin a long furby (1998, of course)

  • @GG_galaxyguts
    @GG_galaxyguts 3 года назад +147

    Mom; "I'm so proud you want to learn how to sew! What are you gonna make?"
    Me: "long furby with creepy grabby hands"

  • @bobbybomberdash443
    @bobbybomberdash443 3 года назад +1493

    0:30 if the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t staying

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 3 года назад +43

      *_Wakes up from the anesthesia and walk away_*

    • @CuddIebone
      @CuddIebone 3 года назад +15

      if i go in for my top surgery and the surgeon isnt wearing furby sunglasses what is the point? like can we really call it part of my medical transition?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +5

      Well what if the surgeon is a furby.... also it is and you are restrained, this isnt surgery they are doing occult furby things you have no choice

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 3 года назад +1

      If the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t _waking up._

  • @LabGrownDracula
    @LabGrownDracula 3 года назад +818

    Not me getting an ad titled "Who Made God" after this video about forcefully evolving a furbie and immediately involving her in local crime

    • @batty.b
      @batty.b 3 года назад +55

      RUclips just wants to make sure you're aware that Aeons is in fact, the one who made god

    • @mlorpf
      @mlorpf 3 года назад +8

      What was it an ad for??

    • @vexschulke7058
      @vexschulke7058 3 года назад +6

      i got one telling me how not to go to hell 😌

    • @maxdaae
      @maxdaae 11 дней назад +1

      It is a sign. Girl Gruel will become a God

  • @aspenwashere
    @aspenwashere 3 года назад +464

    I sent this to my furby obsessed friend saying "this could be us" and they said "yes" so I geuss we're gonna make a long furby now

  • @doubtful_seer
    @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +2509

    She is beauty, she is grace, she is an interdimensional being far beyond our understanding who mercifully has abstained from destroying our tepid world.

    • @aestheticallysaturn2965
      @aestheticallysaturn2965 3 года назад +76

      Me singing that to the tune of "I'm in Love With an Egirl":

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 года назад +18

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 I was singing it to the tune of the "Miss America" song in Miss Congeniality.

    • @rainy9974
      @rainy9974 3 года назад +36

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 i can hear it in wilbur’s voice lmao

    • @itscjrodgers
      @itscjrodgers 3 года назад +6

      "Mercifully"?

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 3 года назад +14

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 *ah I see you are a being of culture as well*

  • @ellafrangiamore
    @ellafrangiamore 3 года назад +871

    You should get one of those beating build a bear hearts so whenever you squeeze her the heart beats. I feel like that would be incredibly wholesome yet terrifying

    • @alloe1330
      @alloe1330 3 года назад +114

      my furby has one of those!! its moderately disturbing to everyone i show it to but i think its pretty sweet

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 3 года назад +5

      @@alloe1330 you know the innistrad reference I made in a comment on this is feeling ever more accurate.

    • @breadsticks6025
      @breadsticks6025 3 года назад +8

      I did that with my furby too

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 3 года назад +60

      She should do that and also keep the pretzel heart. Having two hearts would be very on-brand for this esteemed creation.

    • @ellabanchieri8114
      @ellabanchieri8114 3 года назад +4

      I have one of those but it’s more than 10 years old so it just makes a rlly cursed crackling noise now

  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 3 года назад +2149

    If I was security I would’ve just ignored the strange women holding a sleep paralysis demon

    • @Nehu_22
      @Nehu_22 3 года назад +151

      Keep walking Phillip, just. keep. walking

    • @thequeenofdarkness9692
      @thequeenofdarkness9692 3 года назад +64

      If I were security I would ask for her autograph and give her a tour of the building

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 года назад +64

      I would have knelt out of respect for my new Lord

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 года назад +49

      I would have thought it was a hallucination and just STARED

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +2

      Fuschia Frogs Yes! Perfect!

  • @foto9254
    @foto9254 3 года назад +155

    "how to skin a furby(1998)" is probably the most terrifying thing said out of context if you know nothing about long furbys and making them

  • @bepkororoti8019
    @bepkororoti8019 3 года назад +964

    The most disturbing thing about this video is that Teya's Eldritch daughter is probably older than herself

  • @DaeZey
    @DaeZey 3 года назад +475

    "I may have gotten away with my crime due to the sheer absurdity of it"
    This is literally how performance art works a lot of the time tbh.

  • @samtheultimatetransguy4300
    @samtheultimatetransguy4300 3 года назад +239

    No Strange Aeons video is complete without Kristin munching on raw vegetables in the bg for unknown reasons

    • @creatureofclouds
      @creatureofclouds 3 года назад +17

      She doesn’t need a reason, only the resources.

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 года назад +6

      Isss for helth resôn of corse

    • @cigaretteparfum
      @cigaretteparfum Год назад

      ​@@alicepersson9568i put my cursor right above your profile pic so we can hold hands digitally. :)

  • @GanguroKonata
    @GanguroKonata 3 года назад +934

    "if God doesn't exist I shall take his place" Strange Aeons probably

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 3 года назад +29

      If we all get godly furbys like this I'd be okay with that

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +14

      She is god, though

  • @ClownOwO
    @ClownOwO 3 года назад +629

    Watching Strange Æons waltz around in public with her new furby was a religious experience. The way she hugged it. The twirl. The outfit. The crime. I'm gonna think about it forever

  • @teirlikestacos5864
    @teirlikestacos5864 3 года назад +107

    I absolutely love this video but the only thing that would go through my head is-
    "My child is perfectly fine"
    The child:

  • @hauntedvessel8721
    @hauntedvessel8721 3 года назад +438

    Thursday isn’t the bicon we need, but is certainly the one we deserve

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 года назад +15

      Naw Thursdays definitely the bicon we needed

    • @therat4890
      @therat4890 3 года назад +6

      We definitely needed Thursday as a bicon

  • @kueraleido
    @kueraleido 3 года назад +1792

    she’s a combination of buttered noodles and thursday and i’m here for it

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 3 года назад +3

      What does this even mean

    • @iliveinyourwalls8344
      @iliveinyourwalls8344 3 года назад +59

      @@frownyclowny6955 Uncultured, you are.

    • @kaperjuice
      @kaperjuice 3 года назад +22

      @@frownyclowny6955 look up buttered noodles furby if you wish to know Erika

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 3 года назад +22

      this is one of the greatest sentences in the entire english language

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 3 года назад +14

      @@kaperjuice i now understand so much more than before. i am one step closer to true peace and harmony. thank you

  • @cet1r1z1ne
    @cet1r1z1ne 3 года назад +66

    Her heartworms don't hold her back. U go girlgruel

  • @char7798
    @char7798 3 года назад +1172

    STRANGE ÆONS is slowly becoming a crafting channel. what a time to be alive.

    • @skimmilk8096
      @skimmilk8096 3 года назад +63

      imagine watching a 5-minute crafts video on how to craft a long furby

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 года назад +23

      @@skimmilk8096 omg that would be terrifying

    • @matildas3177
      @matildas3177 3 года назад +18

      don't cry, craft!

    • @noinnyun1244
      @noinnyun1244 3 года назад +8

      @@yea4309 terrifyingly fun!

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 года назад +9

      @@noinnyun1244 tell me please- how could one make a furby long in just 5 minutes? It would have like needles and stuffing sticking out of it and would look rabid honestly. Actually ya know furby longification would be an awesome speedrun category, disregard all previous comments in which I was disapproving of 5 minute craft furbies

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 года назад +655

    If I was a security guard and saw a woman breaking into a government balcony with her long furby to do the lion king scene, I would simply think “ah, an important lesbian ritual, better not interrupt” and move on. Rip to those guys but I’m different.

  • @alexr4314
    @alexr4314 3 года назад +20

    As an individual with three powerful furby sons myself I am in love with your ever growing furby army

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 3 года назад +1434

    Security Guard: Excuse me ma'am, this area is currently- Good LORD what the hell is that?
    Aeons, with Gluten Free Gabardine Girl Gurl wrap around her torso, tiny hands clutching in various places like the baby eldritch child she is: Oh, this is my daughter. I just wanted to hold her over the balcony like in the lion king.
    Security: ...Ma'am we have to ask you to leave.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 3 года назад +125

      Security Guard, to Strange: "Um, whatcha got there?"
      Aeons, holding the straw of a cup up to G.F.G.G.'s beak: "A smoothie"

    • @eggeggegg8566
      @eggeggegg8566 3 года назад +66

      "once again, kinda weird, but not a sin"

    • @kaitouwu7179
      @kaitouwu7179 3 года назад +15

      STOP IM CRYING

  • @The_Shimra_Wizard
    @The_Shimra_Wizard 3 года назад +747

    As a security guard I gotta say you probably made that guard's day

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +78

      Nowww I know why Dungeons and Dragons parties get away with so much. The guards are just too baffled and amused

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 3 года назад +41

    Imagine you're a thief, and one day you break into StrangeAeon's house, only to see Boyporridge hanging from the ceiling. You're about to scream in horror when Girlgruel's hands cover your mouth. You try to break free, but her grip is too strong. Thrashing about madly, you're dragged towards the closet and into the Interdimensional Furby Realm.

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 3 года назад +747

    “Her tiny little hands” ma’am, her hands are bigger than mine

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 года назад +59

      Are you a T-rex?

    • @Lizard_Mistle
      @Lizard_Mistle 3 года назад +20

      @@anib8863 your comment made me cackle like a witch

    • @민재-s2h
      @민재-s2h 3 года назад +5

      Your hands are small

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 3 года назад

      @Green Gang What if your brother is 2❓😳😳😳

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 3 года назад +1

      @Green Gang By looking up the average height of an 8 year old male and how tall people with dwarfism are, I am sufficed to say, that you are a dwarf.

  • @bryanbrydred5599
    @bryanbrydred5599 3 года назад +267

    I have watched a grown woman skin, mutilate and deform her daughter and parade her body throughout the city of toronto, in efforts to achieve perfection.
    What beauty, such horror.

  • @vanyasmith1125
    @vanyasmith1125 3 года назад +46

    I showed my fiancé this video and told him that you have inspired me to create my own lovely child, and he is not completely sold on the idea. He clearly doesn't respect my art (I must quote filthy frank at any opportunity)! I said I was going to tell you and he told me to do it. So, I guess I am looking forward to your reply!:)

  • @yourguidefortheday928
    @yourguidefortheday928 3 года назад +499

    Good phrases from the video:
    S P I N E P L I E R S
    Q U E E N O F T H E F R U I T
    A R M F L E S H
    F R E E T H E E A R S
    S P I N E A R M S

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +5

      Y E S

    • @atticusdhdbbdbd4373
      @atticusdhdbbdbd4373 3 года назад +7

      Im naming my long furby spine pliers: queen of the fruit

    • @mlorpf
      @mlorpf 3 года назад +5

      I feel like these phrases have the energy of both the far future and the beginning of time

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 года назад +3

      “Spine Pliers: Queen of the Fruit, Goddess of Arm Flesh and Spine Arms; may she Free the Ears”
      Is my little sister’s favorite thing to say now due to me showing her this comment. Thank you for that.

    • @rowandavies8726
      @rowandavies8726 3 года назад +1

      I read good as god, and honest I think it works

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 3 года назад +530

    "my spine pliers"
    "arm flesh"
    I begin to think she's a serial killer. You know, more than before.

  • @maddietaylor7748
    @maddietaylor7748 3 года назад +57

    I can’t believe I paused this video two mins in and bought a furby on eBay

  • @martaszabo465
    @martaszabo465 3 года назад +330

    Okay, but imagine the security guard telling his family that someone climbed the fence to redo the Lion King scene with a monster of a-- I mean beautiful furby at city hall.

  • @urfavoritefurry4368
    @urfavoritefurry4368 3 года назад +525

    “It has layers”
    “Like an onion.”
    **war flashbacks**

    • @willowpeacock9526
      @willowpeacock9526 3 года назад +20

      "Remember, donkey; use more than one bullet. Ogres have layers." /ref

    • @lordfarquaad380
      @lordfarquaad380 3 года назад +7

      *_how dare you remind me-_*

    • @willowpeacock9526
      @willowpeacock9526 3 года назад +4

      @@lordfarquaad380 hey man you're the one who bit him in the first place

  • @Y0KAl
    @Y0KAl 3 года назад +165

    i feel like if the arms were even longer it would be even more horrifying

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +5

      I was hoping for at least a meter or 2 of arm each

    • @andynonymous6769
      @andynonymous6769 3 года назад +16

      I want to make one with a bunch of arms going down the spine like an eldritch centipede

  • @BetweenSunAndMoon
    @BetweenSunAndMoon 3 года назад +123

    Congratulations on the birth of your second child. She is just as magnificent and awe-inspiring as her brother.

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 3 года назад +252

    There's an old Furby sitting on a bookshelf at my mum's house and I would love to longify it if only I knew someone who had the necessary time and skill. Perhaps one day...

    • @tw6704
      @tw6704 3 года назад +26

      You could probably find someone on etsy or tumblr to ship it to and make one for you

  • @anidiotwithinternet4868
    @anidiotwithinternet4868 3 года назад +15

    Me: **continues watching the same two videos of long furbys being made**

  • @alixiria
    @alixiria 3 года назад +150

    Those security guards just got a great work story to tell

  • @spyderbyte975
    @spyderbyte975 3 года назад +448

    Why do I want to put glitter on her little hands? Why do I want to give her little rings for her beautiful little fingers? I support her in everything she does

  • @thebeakeddoctor
    @thebeakeddoctor 3 года назад +3

    I'm unsure if anyone gave this tip before but: When cutting long fur, its less messy to slip your scissors between the rows of the fur and keep the blade super close to the base/backing/ whatever you want to call the fabric the fur is attached to. It helps prevent from cutting the pretty part of the fabric off and since you're not cutting too much of the actual fur, it shouldn't be as messy!

  • @CrazyMattLine
    @CrazyMattLine 3 года назад +1451

    "And with her spine arms she doth slayeth thine terfs, ravenously consuming their souls most gratuitously, and thereth wast much rejoicing" - Boyporridge 1:69

    • @annitanap3671
      @annitanap3671 3 года назад +70

      This is ART. The Holy Bible of Thursday perhaps?

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 года назад +49

      Every soul She devours increases Her strength

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 3 года назад +28

      To put your middle english game over the top:
      *doth slay
      *there was much

    • @evilyogurt2469
      @evilyogurt2469 3 года назад +17

      Ah yes, the scripture of the long furby

    • @FingerLickinEvilToTheBone
      @FingerLickinEvilToTheBone 3 года назад +14

      Thank you for your contribution to society

  • @Kris-jt8hg
    @Kris-jt8hg 3 года назад +2001

    Do you think that, years later, archeologists and historians will find these modified furbies and think they are religious idols? Because that's what I'm starting to think lmao

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 3 года назад +248

      Think? They're not religious idols already? Have I been too far down the Tumblr rabbit hole?

    • @Kris-jt8hg
      @Kris-jt8hg 3 года назад +104

      @@jackson5802 you make an incredibly solid point

    • @rhosealeejadaburdette3035
      @rhosealeejadaburdette3035 3 года назад +24

      But they already are

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 3 года назад +13

      @@Kris-jt8hg why thank you

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 3 года назад +14

      What do you mean THINK it would be KNOW because it’s a true statement 🧐

  • @Cindyisadog
    @Cindyisadog 3 года назад +17

    From the moment I realized you were wearing a frog and toad shirt, a couple minutes in, i basically lost interest in everything BUT staring at your shirt for a good while because I thought, “is it the one that says fuck the police” and I waited with bated breath for the camera angle to reveal what was below the image. Was not disappointed.

  • @konstantinlozankoski6125
    @konstantinlozankoski6125 3 года назад +709

    I've never clicked on a video this fast. We love to see a furby transcend reality

  • @lastnamefirstname6700
    @lastnamefirstname6700 3 года назад +4208

    Do you just live in a convent in Canada that consists solely of lesbians, because that’s what it looks like

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 года назад +282

      They are married to the lords, to the LONG ones

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 года назад +170

      Can I get directions lol?

    • @milkmanmcgee6683
      @milkmanmcgee6683 3 года назад +144

      Isn’t that themyscira

    • @jellycoolreader9796
      @jellycoolreader9796 3 года назад +90

      @@milkmanmcgee6683 shhhhhhh you know too much

    • @Sapotequeen
      @Sapotequeen 3 года назад +86

      Lesbians with really fantastic taste

  • @rabbitsteew
    @rabbitsteew 3 года назад +44

    "How to skin a furby" is a question i had never thought i would hear

  • @riverw4204
    @riverw4204 3 года назад +317

    I’m watching this with my son Winfred Chaotic Neutral, who I was inspired to make after the birth of Thursday. This was a long time coming and I’m very happy about it

  • @Jordan-pp5bo
    @Jordan-pp5bo 3 года назад +295

    Gluten-Free is making up for her brother's lack of arms by having an extra set, and that is very Supportive of her, truly she must love her brother dearly...

    • @woah0489
      @woah0489 3 года назад +14

      Truly a beautiful pair of siblings

    • @letyourselfrest8932
      @letyourselfrest8932 3 года назад +3

      She has arms to hug him with !!!

    • @randomhooman2448
      @randomhooman2448 3 года назад +2

      That or it's like some major sibling rivalry

    • @talithacrow7530
      @talithacrow7530 3 года назад +1

      @@randomhooman2448 definitely a combination of both

    • @doobadoo4357
      @doobadoo4357 3 года назад +2

      Gluten-free stole her brother's arms

  • @justcasris6991
    @justcasris6991 3 года назад +2

    08:30 ok but can we talk about the wine rack with one bottle of wine and a really fucking long potato??? i'm not even angry, it's honestly iconic

  • @Phosophor
    @Phosophor 3 года назад +448

    The furby community is unstoppable •v•

  • @angelsander6178
    @angelsander6178 3 года назад +218

    I think every mother dreams of helping their little girl grow into a long, horrifying young woman.

  • @doodleswiththoughts
    @doodleswiththoughts 3 года назад +18

    I love your long children. Should you seek to produce anymore, I've got a tip for cutting fur. If you lay the fur so the wrong side is facing you, you can make smaller snips to cut only the base fabric and not the long fur bits. It's a pain in the ass, but it'll save you from a lot of the shedding. Once again, congratulations on the birth of your second child, she is beautiful.

  • @afv8482
    @afv8482 3 года назад +252

    "I'm not following any tutorial, this should be intuitive"
    Me, remembering the experience of taking apart a 1998 furby: Oh Honey....
    But also having to use strange things as screwdrivers and then giving up and cutting/breaking the plastic seems to be a universal experience.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 года назад

      "Universal" is a strong word in this context.

  • @klowningaround
    @klowningaround 3 года назад +22

    Giiirl Gruel appeared in my dream last night it was frankly pleasant. other than her commiting multiple crimes then blaming me for it

    • @HHH-wh7bw
      @HHH-wh7bw 3 года назад +1

      i am now glad that i have a bad memory and do not remember any of my dreams like ever

  • @bloodtdupre3114
    @bloodtdupre3114 3 года назад +319

    My first long Furby was a vegan creation. He was built from tears and a resin faceplate. No small Furbies were hurt in his birth.

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 3 года назад +50

      The way this comment is worded pleases and horrifies me. Have a good ____.

    • @beabristow2939
      @beabristow2939 3 года назад +44

      Genderless whale was eliminated by the furby gods before they could finish their sentence. RIP.

  • @Nsun07
    @Nsun07 3 года назад +227

    When I saw the notification for this I gasped and said “The birthing!”

  • @creativeusername-k7b
    @creativeusername-k7b 3 года назад +19

    God this is terrifying
    *I love it*

  • @AJSux
    @AJSux 3 года назад +763

    Thursday casually trying to off himself in the background-

    • @DemonLordRaiden
      @DemonLordRaiden 3 года назад +64

      He wasn't the center of attention for 5 minutes and he yeets himself off the bed, what a drama queen.

    • @grime.85
      @grime.85 3 года назад +8

      wow jokes about s*icide that's so funny ahaha 😐😐

    • @shsh-mc3sx
      @shsh-mc3sx 3 года назад +10

      @@grime.85 it's not that deep, chill

    • @maxblanchard5258
      @maxblanchard5258 3 года назад +7

      He passed out watching the surgery

    • @AJSux
      @AJSux 3 года назад +1

      @@maxblanchard5258 it was too traumatic

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 3 года назад +680

    You might have been afraid of the security but trust me, *they were more afraid of your furby.*

    • @zehkiel8018
      @zehkiel8018 2 года назад +6

      Now that's real power

    • @-toadkitty-
      @-toadkitty- 2 года назад +3

      now use this to do more crimes

  • @laceyandlucy3529
    @laceyandlucy3529 3 года назад +3

    I laughed really hard when the Hunt a Killer sponsor started, because I literally just got the first box to the fourth case.

  • @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852
    @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852 3 года назад +492

    Aeons: starts removing the interior plastic*
    My fear of animatronics: *B O N J O U R*

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 3 года назад +217

    I was going to say "has lesbian science gone too far" but then i saw her soft, welcoming arms, perfect for hugging.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 3 года назад +25

      Lesbian science has gone too far but like in a good way

  • @biggizmo5771
    @biggizmo5771 3 года назад +2

    This is just reminding me of a specific childhood memory where I already had one yellow Furby named macaroni that I loved. But one time I was in Toys “R” Us and I was feeling really stressed(for reasons I cannot remember) and I impulse bought a second Furby with my Christmas and/or birthday money. It was blue with pink hearts all over it. I still love macaroni, Even though he hasn’t had batteries in them for years. But thinking about that other one fills me with existential dread and guilt about spending my money on it (even though I must’ve been less than 10 and therefore didn’t have to worry about saving my money for other things). I think it’s still living in my house, camping in my bins or one of my siblings closets.

  • @quietzest
    @quietzest 3 года назад +164

    “Just me, my girlfriend and her 2 long furby children on a picnic”

  • @Satan_riding_a_unicorn
    @Satan_riding_a_unicorn 3 года назад +509

    Now you can make another tinder, but for new furby daughter, she's old enough, the Greek gods were born as full adults, so why can't she?

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 3 года назад +40

      *no no, they have a point*

    • @Elenyiorene
      @Elenyiorene 3 года назад +26

      She's also 22 or 23 in a way.

    • @extrablandchaos2149
      @extrablandchaos2149 3 года назад +1

      they were?

    • @dreamsnight4487
      @dreamsnight4487 3 года назад +13

      @@extrablandchaos2149 Depends on the God really and different stories. Athena was but that was because Zeus heard from his mom that their child would be his downfall. Zeus absorbed his first wife into a voice of guidance and after how long... Athena sprung from his head, a full grown adult (One Story)

    • @arigadatred5395
      @arigadatred5395 3 года назад +10

      @@extrablandchaos2149 Aphrodite emerged as a full adult from the foam created when Ouranos' nuts were cut off and cast into the ocean by Chronos. That's the main one.

  • @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard
    @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard 3 года назад +36

    Me: Obessed with Meme-videos, Music and dog-content
    RUclips: "So you wanna see some crazy stuff?"
    Me: "IDK..."
    and here I am

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 2 года назад

      Welcome to a wholesome Christian wife channel

  • @batnacks
    @batnacks 3 года назад +3557

    They said lesbians could not have children
    *How wrong they were*

    • @eeveearoace
      @eeveearoace 3 года назад +248

      And how long their children are

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +86

      @@eeveearoace t a l l g i r l - g r e u l

    • @Bonez6717
      @Bonez6717 3 года назад +109

      Thing is, females can have children without males in reality. Just need a fertile woman and another willing to give up a bit of bone marrow and the baby always come out female. *WE HAVE NO USE FOR MEN ANYMORE*

    • @eeveearoace
      @eeveearoace 3 года назад +82

      @@Bonez6717 Did we EVER have a use for men? I mean, even if humans did go extinct, would that really be such a bad thing?

    • @solattes
      @solattes 3 года назад +20

      @@eeveearoace exactly

  • @aproxamillionwasps474
    @aproxamillionwasps474 3 года назад +332

    Seeing Kristen going through the stages of bleaching her hair during the video was a fun Easter egg to look out for

  • @leia6432
    @leia6432 3 года назад +24

    " momther why "
    top 10 saddest anime betrayals

  • @sunny-ot8ee
    @sunny-ot8ee 3 года назад +62

    watching a skinned and de-organed furby flip its eyes around all the way to the back evokes such a horrifying feeling in my soul and i hate it

  • @watsonmelon6575
    @watsonmelon6575 3 года назад +242

    Without those Furby glasses, my life is incomplete

  • @knitt_whitt
    @knitt_whitt 3 года назад +5

    This specific one is absolutely gorgeous though. The colors and the accessories are very pretty. ❤️

  • @wheelieonheelies480
    @wheelieonheelies480 3 года назад +307

    tia is the only youtuber who can pull off wearing her own merch
    edit: i have been proven wrong a number of times and must now restate my point
    tia is one of the *few* youtubers who can pull off wearing their own merch

  • @private9149
    @private9149 3 года назад +72

    Of all the things I thought I would spend my Tuesday doing, watching a grown woman build a long furby with a copious amount of limbs was not one of them-

  • @ShiftingFixations
    @ShiftingFixations 3 года назад +22

    She is my aesthetic on so many levels. I adore her.

  • @Orkprof
    @Orkprof 3 года назад +351

    Strange Aeons: "I've bought an insane amount of spine"
    Me: "No human should have that much power"

    • @liam1558
      @liam1558 3 года назад +7

      She doesn't need spines from her cult members like Thursday.

    • @angelicablume7418
      @angelicablume7418 3 года назад +9

      bold of you to assume she's human

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 2 года назад +2

      @@angelicablume7418 she’s a long furby

  • @spacemom6637
    @spacemom6637 3 года назад +73

    I want a video of just your journey over the years of falling into the furby rabbit hole. The beginning with the tumbler deep dive to today. With like some really sappy music or some weird audio in the background

  • @DreamLionViolet
    @DreamLionViolet 3 года назад +4

    she has the same colour belly as the whole of my daughter!
    Shes a many feeted centipede furb named Autotuned Ear Candy
    Your daughter looks fab and laughed at you talking about finding fur in everything (i know this pain lol 😂)

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +49

    7:41 Be thankful you cut your finger, I do not believe it works without some blood being given to the Furby.

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 3 года назад +148

    Damn...
    15 year old me tried so hard to be "badass" and "manly". Yet here I am. Years later. Drinking tea, hanging out with theatre weirdos and bohemians, and watching videos about glorious furby modifications.
    Isn't it grand to let go of toxic expectations and just get proper weird with life?

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 3 года назад +14

      Yeah. Cheers to that

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 3 года назад +10

      Welcome to the weird party; we're happy to have had you join us!

  • @weirdkidjamie7592
    @weirdkidjamie7592 3 года назад +2

    I now know exactly what to do with my old furby. The question is, am I ready?

  • @kordeliiius9821
    @kordeliiius9821 3 года назад +111

    I love how Thursday and Glutenfree perfectly embody the trope of sibling mlm/wlw solidarity