Somethings people gotta remember/know: giving people drugs without their consent is poisoning, doing it to multiple people is mass poisoning, bullying is just the child version of harassment and manipulation and when done to adults, it's still harassment and manipulation. "Kids" doing this kind of stuff should be held responsible, or, at least, their parents
Kids wouldn’t be held responsible the same way an adult would be because their brain isn’t fully developed yet. They learn through trial and error, and as such these stories are learning lessons, so when they become adults, they know better. In an idealistic world this would be the case, however some never learn and end up worse than they were when they were children.
@@Lit3ing It's 28 now. I thought it was 25. That actually makes me happy because I'm still young. I'm only 26. I'm not going to be old for another 2 years
@@pinkdiamond1847 depends on the person, typically (hence a large range) usually males end up developing later as far as I'm aware, but there's still a chance you have 2 more years of childhood left in you!
My own story, we had a french teacher called Madame Trube. She was an older lady who had a set of phrases she would say in almost every class, such as "That is enough" "Stand outside" "Heads down" etc. She was so consistent that a lot of people in the class started to write bingo cards in their books, and when they filled their cards, they would shout "Trubingo!" This annoyed her so much that she retired a few years early.
This reminded me of this one dude... So in my school, there's this World History teacher that *nobody* likes. She's pretty strict, typical stuff. One day, during her class, the teacher started talking about her daughter and her dead mom (I have no idea why- she went on these random rants a lot.) The "class clown" began laughing about her mom being dead due to alcohol poisoning. She sent him out, and then, burst into tears infront of *everybody.* Needless to say nobody laughed.
Ok, here’s my story. I have Autism, and am especially sensitive to short, loud noises (EG: Clapping.) There was this group of boys in my Eighth Grade English Class who were all obviously class-clown type of people. One day they were giving each other high-fives and of course, that startled me and and I jumped out of my seat. The boys thought that It was HILARIOUS. They immediately started clapping really loud, and even convinced the other boys in the class (and some of the girls!) to join in. It got so bad that I had to cover my ears, curl up under my desk, and just cry. Everybody was laughing until they looked up at my English Teacher. He was NOT laughing. Honestly, I have never seen him so mad at anyone TO THIS DAY. He was the only one who stood up for me. I don’t know what happened to the boys, but I can assume they got punished. Thanks Mr M. You’re a decent guy. 💗💗
Similar thing happened once at this band thing, I was playing drums and someone was playing really loud. I was also right between base drums so I was at the epicenter of all the noise. The band teacher never taught us what we had to play and there weren’t enough snare drums (we were in middle school but we’re at and performing with the high school) so I had to wear quads. Between never playing quads before, the weight of the drum, being stressed out over not playing right or badly, and the extreme noise I had to just sit down doing nothing and plug my ears. I was close to crying during most of it.
I've gone through cancer. It was an interesting and life changing experience, and I'm still here. It was always my mission to bring some real joy to the other kids in the hospital, so I'd always wear shirts that had fun sayings on them. Stuff like, "one more MRI and I'll stick to the fridge," "my oncologist does my hair," and "secretly hoping Chemo will give me superpowers" were always favorites.
26:12 - I know this is unrelated, but can we just appreciate that seriously EPIC jump right there!? He literally flew over an overpass while doing a _perfect_ roll, then landed perfectly on his wheels on the other side. This guy is a stunt driving legend!
Here’s a story: I’m the victim here. I have Tourette’s (If you don’t know what that is look it up or I can tell you) and I have tics where I hit myself and say bad words when triggered. I’m quiet in class, don’t want to be picked on all of that, but I’m smart, so I answer a lot of questions. Once I couldn’t get a word out bc I was ticcing so much. I asked teach if I could take a break, he said ok. When I came back in the 3 “class clowns” were already plotting. They started saying words that I’d repeat or trigger my cursing tics, and everyone was laughing, especially when they made me, a white German American Texan girl, say the n word with a hard r. Everyone thought it was hilarious until one of the 3 took it too far and made a hitting gesture to his head. I immediately started hitting myself as a tic in the face repeatedly until I was crying and my face was bruised and red. Everyone, even the other class clowns had stopped laughing. No one was laughing except for that one boy. I ran out of class to the nurse (which I’m allowed to do in these situations) and I saw the boys being walked to the principals office. As they walked by, the boy made a hitting gesture again and I hit myself again. He smiled, but I heard a smack and his friend say “ dude shut the fuck up, it’s not funny.” Never saw that boy again, the others got suspended for 2 weeks.
I have a vague idea of Tourette’s Syndrome so correct me if I’m incorrect, your tics are involuntary and can be verbal or physical, and you have the rare kind that you repeat phrases that could be considered inappropriate, and if you are stressed out the Tics will go from ten to one hundred
@@ADHD-Creature-Official oh good, I read this book , Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus and there is a character named Connor who has Tourette’s, so that’s where I gathered the vague understanding, but I don’t know how accurate the representation is.
A football player (we will call him Nicolas) didn’t show up to school for 2 and a half weeks. The day before he came back the teacher informed us that he was gone because his mother and little sister had died in a car wreck. The class clown (Blaine idc about protecting his identity) responded to the teacher “Damn, double homicide” the room was quite for 20 seconds but it felt like hours. The teacher stood up and looked him dead in the eyes and pointed at the door while yelling “Get the fuck out of my classroom”. Blaine responded “why it was a joke” then one of the other football players from across the room throws a pencil sharpener across the room and hit Blaine on the shoulder. The teacher then said “I’m not even sorry and this isn’t a debate get the hell out of my room into the hallway”. Idk what the teacher said to him in the hallway but Blaine got kicked out of that class so Nicolas luckily never had to deal with that twat. It’s so messed up how some people believe you can say anything about touchy subjects and claim it was dark humor. Dark humor only applies if it actually was funny, and if it’s a touchy subject like that one than you better prey it’s the funniest joke in the world to cover that up.
@@comfortme Some people (me) have a really messed up sense of humor. I just find horrible things funny because they're horrible. I don't make jokes like that with regular people of course, but it could be difficult for some people to understand that other people don't find horrible things funny.
Boys in year 7 smeared peanut butter on the class doorknob, the girl that touched it first was allergic to peanuts. She was fine so the boys only got detention but I can remember the terrified expressions on their faces when they realized what had happened.
Knew a story from the next county over where I grew up where a boy did that on purpose to a teacher KNOWING how sensitive he was to peanuts, and on an object the man thought to be sade. Kid went to jail for attempted murder.
We had a kid who took a picture of a bunch of the black girls in my hs chem class & captioned it "n****r-ville high" & also called a kid a "f**got". My chem teacher, who's a lesbian & was extremely kind & supportive, screamed & knocked a bunch of stuff off her desk because she was so furious & ashamed of him. I'd had this teacher for about 3 years & had never seen her so angry. Still one of the kindest & most supportive people ever.
Got a Story of my own: Attending a German school on a exchange trip. As a American, naturally I get a lot of interesting questions. Most of them I’m comfortable answering. However, one kid jokes around about American School Shootings, saying stuff like “I bet you enjoy those days off when shootings happen” I live 20 minutes from Oxford High School in Michigan and new one of the victims personally. Was not amused. We don’t talk anymore
Wow. I knew someone who goes to Oxford through summer camp (I also live somewhat nearby) and one of the victims she said that she had known since she was little. Dunno if they were really close friends or not but it still must have been hard. F*ck people who joke about school shootings
As a German I just want to apologize for that kids stupid f ing behavior And I also wanna say that not all Germans are like that . Kind of sad to here that anyone would say shit like that
In my school, clowns tended to know better than to take it too far. Even the well-liked teachers didn't put up with a lot of crap. This was especially the case for the computer lab teacher, who was a sergeant in the National Guard. He could quite literally out-yell the combined voices of the entire school. Friendly guy, but definitely NOT the sort of person you wanted to piss off. I've seen wannabe clowns and troublemakers leave the computer lab in tears. His wife also worked at the school running the study hall, and they were made for each other. She was the second-most intimidating faculty member.
Another moment was when a very kind old man teacher I had (I loved him because he did NOT tolerate bullying, but because of this half of the middle school hated him) was rumored to have smacked a kid. He didn't, because I had the class that they said it happened in with the kid they said it happened to and I was there watching what happened (He slammed his hand down on a desk, which I think is how the rumor started and it just got warped from there). He nearly lost his job even though he didn't do it.
This reminds me of a specific story in a specific “When did your school have a zero-tolerance policy” or something video (think it was in this channel). Where a story about trying to recreate the school in Half-Life 2 or whatever was warped into him attempting to BOMB the school. I am not kidding.
So, this happened on April Fools on my senior year. Some clown decided to airdrop someone a picture of a gun in one of the school bathrooms. We were told on the intercom that there was a shooter on campus and that it was not a drill. The girl the clown airdropped the photo to told the police, and the clown got arrested and was, most likely expelled. Most of us were able to be sent home early, including myself. I remember being so scared for my life and sobbing uncontrollably. When I saw my mom, i immediately hugged her. To whoever made that airdrop, I hope your prank was worth going to jail for.
I have a story of my own. Some class clown decided to take apple sauce out of the cafeteria and spill it in the hallway (on the ramp) and no student slipped in it but a teacher did. The kindest teacher as well. She shattered her knee cap and had to go into sugary. She won’t be back for awhile. We have cameras in our school. The perp will be caught soon. EDIT: that teacher is now Dead…probably died because of her injuries. (She got a lung clot from her surgery for her knee) And NO! The kid has not faced any punishment that I’ve seen.
@@dirkapitated i love that you're saying "they" i dont see it often Edit : whoah wasn't expecting a simple and inocent comment to make so Much replies
I feel so bad for the teacher who saw her student pretend to hang himself after seeing her son do the actual things. Edit: Wow, Mother, I have gained a currency only known to the internet, and that currency only brings happiness. This currency is likes and comments, which I am very grateful for. This was just a sad comment I made feeling bad for some random person on this earth, but it has been shown respect by many.
There were these two boys that I hated with a passion in middle school. They weren't THE class clowns, but more like the unpopular, inappropriate joking, dark humor class clowns. This was a couple years ago during the midst of covid, so we had assigned seats in every single class. I was always put in the same group as them because our names were close together in alphabetical order. They became kind of popular with the boys, and soon other annoying, like minded people would sneak to our lunch table when the teacher wasn't looking and make seriously messed up jokes. They would make jokes about r*pe and make very inappropriate comments about the female teachers at our school. Their favorite subjects to make jokes about were racism, Judaism, and Hitler. The jokes they made really upsetted me, so most the time I would eat my lunch as fast as possible and hide in the bathroom until it was time to go back to class. The school year after that, we no longer had masks, social distancing, etc, so I thought I escaped them. But then my best friend started dating one of them, and we almost had a huge fist fight over it when I told her she should break up with him. I told her about the jokes he made and that he was really sketchy, and she said the stuff he said was fine and she would punch me in the face if I ever talked shit about her boyfriend again. They broke up a week ago for the same reasons I told her about. They dated for a good while, but ultimately split when the boyfriend got really possessive and started spreading rumors that they had s*x in the school bathroom. I still hate him so much, and I really hope he gets the karma that he deserves.
What we're the jokes he made about Hitler? I was gonna take the piss on you f or getting upset over stupid jokes but I don't blame you. You're right honestly. There's just so many bloody weirdos who think they're funny these days... bloody mentally disabled or something
Dam that is fucked. I have a friend that makes 9/11 and JFK jokes a lot and they were funny at first because they weren't that dark but they just got really fucking annoying after a while. Luckily he and I are still friends.
The class clown in my friend’s school made a speech on the last day before he graduated. He never submitted his script but he convinced all the teachers that another teacher let him and it worked. When it came to the day he called out this physically disabled kid and he ran away crying. Then he started saying inappropriate jokes that I will not say here because my account would be deleted and then a bunch of teachers were grabbing him and trying to yank him off the stage, but he held on for dear life before saying “my uncle died on 9/11, he was a good pilot” and finally giving up as the whole room of students, parents and teachers sat, mouths gaping wide open in shock and disbelief. I lost it when I was told this. Not in a way that I was laughing but I nearly cried at the end. My 3rd cousin died on 9/11 and hearing that people actually said these things was heartbreaking and shocking. They don’t know what it’s like to grow up, knowing that these things happened to your family.
Ah damn.. I have one. One of the class clowns in my high-school decided that he wasn't getting the reactions he wanted anymore, so he decided to say in as much seriousness as possible that r*pe didn't happen anymore, just didnt exist in modern society. He said it in a class discussion that almost had nothing to do with the topic. He chose the wrong class... I've never seen this teacher so serious or angry. As peers, we started in on the kid immediately, but as the teacher began to speak, silence blanketed us all. He calmly but with a quiet pain and rage explained that it does happen. It just doesn't happen to rich, intitled, white boys like the class clown. His mother, grandmother, aunts, sisters, and wife had all been r*ped not once, but multiple times, and he held something akin to survivors guilt as he was the only one that it never happened to... the class clown cried that day and never made an attempt at getting a reaction ever again. It's been almost 7 years since that moment, and I still think about it every day.
I remember I was playing Overwatch with one of my friends once and we’d just lost so he was kinda salty and someone on the enemy team was making small talk and asked what our favorite food was and he said “your mom” and at the end of the game we lost again and that guy said “easy” in chat and he hit him again with “so was your mom”
In that case I definitely recommend the RUclips channel rSlash. His videos on r/TalesFromTechSupport and r/NuclearRevenge are somewhat few but by far the best.
She was always starting funny stories and rumors. Started one about the popular girl getting pregnant from a teacher in the health class. Rumor turned out to be true when the popular girl GAVE FRICKING BIRTH at lunch!
Tip: If your prank is on par with shouting fire in a crowded theater (or, for a more current comparison, shouting "I got a bomb" in an American airport) it's not a prank. ETA: Thing about bomb threats is, they are a horrible way to get out of class, since it means that *everyone* has to stay inside and just wait well after the school would usually be locked up while the cops search the place.
In regards to the eraser story, DONT EVER shove foreign objects into your ear. Ever. (Not even Q tips, they're shit, they just push ear wax further in, just wash the outermost parts of your ear in the shower) At best they can get the foreign object dislodged, but it might be painful and stressful to get a grip on the thing without pushing it further in. At worst, you could hurt or puncture your eardrum or the tiny ossicle bones further beyond it, and yes, that can cause permanent damage and hearing loss.
i actually clean out my ears in the tub with a wet facecloth both inside and out. it's too big to get stuck and the water just kind of brings the wax out with it.
This happened when I was back in high school My father was a shop teacher... For 2 of the 4 years I went there, my Dad was my homeroom & electronics teacher. One swelteringly hot day during an Electronics theory class, one of the notorious clowns of that class suddenly screamed in pain & jumped off his chair. The whole class was like WTH? when he started clawing at his waist, desperately trying to undo & drop the jeans he was wearing. That's when a small gout of flames burst from the area of his one of his front pockets. My Dad, seeing the flames & thinking it's a pack of matches or a lighter that's gone off in his pocket, grabs a chamois cloth from the corner of the blackboard tray, steps over to the large hand wash sink by the door, soaks the chamois, runs over snapping the soaking wet cloth forward as he slipped from the water trailing off the rag. Despite the slip during the swing, it lands PERFECTLY - completely covers the entire pocket area to soak & smother the flames. Ya think, problem solved, right? WRONG.... it wasn't matches or a lighter. The clown got into one of the Chemistry Lab's Storage Room where he proceeded to "borrow" a rather sizable chunk (that turned out to be roughly half of the school's supply) of a VERY reactive chemical element.... one that like a Mogwai, you don't want getting wet. Yep, it had taken a bit of time for the sweat to soak his pocket enough to start the reaction.... now where was I again? Oh yeah! Dad was slapping a soaking wet chamois on him.... 😳 it's a good thing my dad had slipped & fallen to the floor as he threw the cloth. A 6' purple fireball ROARED to life, leaping from the clown's thigh & barely missing my Dad's head as he fell. The Clown was screaming as he clawed & pulled trying to squirm out of the super narrow leg jeans (popular then) over his steel toed workboots. The chunk flipped out of what little was left of the pocket & dropped onto 1 of those aforementioned boots he'd just kicked off.. where it burned a hole through the leather tongue. Clown had to be taken to hospital as he had some pretty nasty burns... So that bit of "fun", cost him his pants & boots, skin graphs down his leg AND his post HS grad plans as he got expelled.
The most recent one I can think of was when I was sitting next to him. He wasn't exactly the "class clown" but more of the "kid who thinks he's hot shit when in reality nobody likes him." We were doing science or something idr when he taps my shoulder to get my attention, and when I look over I can see he drew multiple _long red lines_ on his _wrist_ and said, "Look! I'm so edgy!" ... A few people in my class (including me) had either personally or had family members that struggled with those sorts of issues. All I could say was "that's not funny."
I know this is late, but I just want to get this out somewhere. I've always been into gothy stuff. In dress up games, I'd make goth characters. I'd always try to listen to my dad's music and find similar stuff. I want to be a fashion designer and I've always wanted to make alternative clothes and accessories. Last year was when my mom let me start wearing makeup to school. I came to school with eyeliner one day and everything went Downhill. I was constantly asked for wrist checks, told to kms, and i had "welcome to the black parade" sang to me a lot. My school has a uniform, so we sometimes get dress-down days. On one of them, I wore an mcr shirt with a red shirt under, black knee high socks, and a black skirt. During one of our "interventions," we were let outside on the soccer field. I was literally just walking around when the big group of "the boyz" or "class clowns" made a circle around me and started yelling a bunch of things at me. "I have fresh razors!", "does this bring back memories? *cutting motions*", etc. I have never self harmed in my life. I just want to express what I like. What I wear does not affect my personality or mental health in a negative way. In fact, dressing how I like improves it. Anyways, I told my mom. She's an administrator, so she told the principles about and it and everyone I named got suspended. When I dress up, I'm trying to do what I like. Not everyone thinks the same, I get that, but why do people make me feel bad for being myself? It's not like I did anything to them. I don't harm them or myself, I don't worship Satan, I wear what I like. This year, a lot of those people left, but some didn't. They don't put me through as hard of a time as last year, but there's still comments here and there. Oh, yeah. One of the guys was just dragged in by his friends. He wasn't saying anything bad, he was just standing there by them. Since I have bad anxiety and I was surrounded by like 11 boys telling me to kms, I didn't notice. I'm dating him now, though, and he's a lot nicer and smarter than them :)
Here's a story. Year 6, my class was the worst. We had around 5 substitutes leave the school because of my class (mind you, i was part of the select few who saw no point in disrupting the class, since i was trying to get into the gifted and talented course at high school). But to the point, one day we had a really cool teacher, lets say Ms Rager, teaching our class for our teacher and two clowns, lets call them bob and billy, would not stop disrupting the class with their friends. They were so loud that our teacher began to cry and had to leave the room. Mind you, Ms Rager was 100% the toughest teacher at out school. We had our actual teacher storm in and yell at us. We almost had our camp and formal cancelled because of it.
Reminds me of the class clown at my school. I went to a rural Christian school in center Ohio which also had an adjoining church. The pastor’s grandson got in trouble for multiple things, including beating the crap out of another kid who had made fun of his haircut, throwing a King James Bible out the window of the Bible class (entirely by accident actually, he was trying to kill a wasp), and eventually got expelled for getting ratted out for selling weed and doing lean in a math class (at least from what I heard) the kid did a lot of dumb jokes overall but is still remembered for his craziness.
Back in my high school years, there was this one kid that ALWAYS made ANYONE laugh. No matter which class he was in he was known to be the quintessential class clown. I'm pretty sure it was routine for him to getting kicked out of class the first 10 minutes. One day, it was reported to the whole school that someone wrote "No (Hard R's) Allowed" on the boy's bathroom wall. It didn't take long for some of the class clowns friends to tell the truth and expose him. He was expelled in a heart beat.
26:57 how am I not seeing this part tagged in more comments?? Jfc I cannot believe this happened!! That poor teacher! I had to go back and listen again just to make sure I was hearing it right-those kids saw a grown adult die that day and one of them even caused it!! I’m just really shocked, I hope all of his loved ones and such are doing well now and I hope that whatever happened to that kid, he learned to be careful.
This reminds me of a class where the "clown kid" started to make jokes about depression and lack of parents in someones life Me and another dude in class both had extremly problems due to the fact our fathers left us really early. While I was ignoring the comments, the moment the "clown" laughed about depression middle class, that dude got up from his seat, hit his table, and left the classroom, breaking the door. At that the "clown" still laughed and I ended getting angry and said loudly that he shouldn't take those things as a joke Turns out his coping way with his own family problems was exactly what he did in class.
I have a German teacher in my school. This happened just yesterday. Her 6th period class started to throw pencils at her. One of the kids drew h***** on a post it note captioned mustache man. Then she kicked a kid out for being racist against her. Then this kid got up and said, “so your just gonna kick the only black kid outta the class huh ya c***. He was an African American btw. So she started crying and went home. She won’t be back until after Thanksgiving. We miss you Mrs Clager.
@@drummerboy282. I've heard more slurs from minorities than Whites. Whites tend to call you stupid or any other variation of that word if they get annoyed. Minorities resort to that word followed by a slur.
My story is mild in comparison to some of these. We were rehearsing for a school play. The girl who was cast in the lead had a bit of a reputation for being promiscuous (this was in middle school). During rehearsal, she was having trouble getting her hoodie zipped up. The class clown then shouted out, “You’ll have to excuse her. She’s not good at zipping things up. She only knows how to zip down!” He got suspended for sexual harassment.
it may be mild but still too far and sexual harassment. im so glad that we dont have any type of people that take things way to far all though we still ofc have people doing drugs and thats bad enough.
@@aFreakyLittleBoy yeah now that im thinking about it a second time he shouldve gotten a much smaller punishment if any at all, shouldve still been disciplined by his parents at the least.
When was in second grade, some guys from the upper level classrooms thought it would be funny to mess around with the water dispenser outside, I told my teacher. And our usually nice English teacher which everyone loved heard and yelled at them to not waste water, I was outside getting water, so I saw it all.
Hard disagree. While Jeffrey inherited a lot of mental illness from his mother and struggled with being a closeted homosexual and a day drinker in high school, his father worked long hours away from home and reportedly didn’t even spend a lot of his time off with his own son. Dahmer Senior has spent most of the fallout of his son’s killing spree lying about how great a father he was and trying to frame the one time he tried to help his son (which was by sending him away to Military School, which means he _again_ wouldn’t have to worry about trying to make an emotional connection to his already clearly disturbed and murderous son, so that’s an extra deadbeat dad move there) as a moment that could have saved his son’s sanity to all the major news outlets that would have him on in the early nineties. At the time of the initial trial and sentencing, only local state papers did their due diligence and interviewed neighbors and classmates to expose how full of crap Jeff’s father really was on national television. In conclusion; some of y’all think Jeffrey’s dad was crying because he’s simply sad about what his son did to others and himself, but anyone paying attention knows he’s crying because deep down he knows this asshole class clown *_is right!_* Like, I’m not unsympathetic because with how broken mentally his wife was it must have been hard on some days to look a boy who looks between a cross between himself and her in the eyes, but at some point you need to confront your own demons, dad up, and be there for your kids! When you can’t, sometimes parental neglect gets passed down onto their grandkids and sometimes you get folks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
That "hoodie story" really disturbed me and pissed me off!! That class clown clearly knew his victim was allergic to bees and could've faced attempted murder charges!!
In like 7 grade, I was the constant butt of the class clown’s (heavy on clown) jokes… I was dealing with a lot that year and my friend, who shared my name but was more popular than me, tried to cheer me up… but in fifth period, that I shared with both, our teacher called our name and we’re like “which one?” The clown was like “the smart one” and the teacher said “they’re both smart” then he said “the without cuts on their arms” and my name twin gasped bc she knew what I was going through… no one laughed and even his best friend, who was sitting next to him, just shook his head… I failed to mention a girl had taken her life months before and it was known she s.h. before she died…
This reminds me of some guys last year in my senior stats class. These guys tried to convince the foreign exchange student to look up something very inappropriate. When the foreign exchange student didn’t understand what they were asking, he tried to look it up. It took me and two other students to convince him not to and to be safe, one of the other students took his phone for the rest of the class so he wouldn’t look it up during class. The teacher never never heard this encounter so the guys couldn’t get in trouble for it, since it would have been our word against theirs.
So uh. There was this one teacher EVERYONE liked. No joke. She was really kind,patient and caring. One day,she just like left for a few weeks. We had no idea why. Wasn’t normal to us at the time. We had a class clown. That no one liked. He joked about her dying to her SON. Yes,her son came to our school. This teacher was in the hospital and wasn’t at home. This made her son always worry. He had many panic attacks. So yea.
I was in 11th grade. This class clown (who was the bane of my existence) kept trying to leave class to go to the office, mainly by misbehaving. The teacher never relented, as she knew that that was what he wanted. It eventually got to the point where he flat out said "I'm gonna get you, and your unborn baby, too!" I never had to worry about running into him after that.
We had a kid who was pretty well liked and a good friend of mine from childhood. He was a theater kid who got a lot of main roles and a sports kid during the spring. My sophomore year, my little sister's friend unalived himself. A lot of people were broken hearted, the school had a heavy atmosphere for the next week. This popular kid, in his health class, had done a presentation on depression. He mentioned my sister's friend and, I kid you not, said that he made the choice and that he didn't try hard enough to live. I cussed him out in our group chat and told him how fucked up that was. He saw no issue with what he did and said that my sister must not have been the best friend she could have been to him. He was immediately outcasted and none of us spoke to him after that. Later on, I learned that another good friend of mine who had been dating this asshole was verbally broken down by this guy and was practically stalked by the guy after they broke up. He was fucked up
13:18 This could have actually seriously hurt the teacher especially if it hit the teacher's head (if the teacher had hair) Hair not only easyly catches on fire, fire spreads quickly when it comes to hair. It would have definitely caused serious burns if it hit the teacher.
I have one, it's a classic... Basically, we were in IT class for 5th grade. We were learning Python or some shit, coding in notepad and it was boring. On a friday afternoon is where things changed though. Since the IT monitors have more admin permissions, a kid decided to program a batch file that created a lot of folders and shut down some monitors using 'Remote Shutdown'. It was funny, and he never got caught. I also did it once and it was pretty cool, so yeah.
i think story 58 was ME 22:55 . I was diagnosed with autism and tics in middle school and had major learning disabilities and the student definitely hated me to the point my own father called him my "nemesis" I definitely remember him throwing my backpack, slapping me and insulting me for my weight. He also disappeared around February of 8th grade. he was in high school but he disappeared again after 10th grade. I have not seen him again. I could be wrong but I should mention, if that story WAS ME, its also worth mentioning he also was incredibly sexist and always bragged about his 6 ft girlfriend and how she was practically his b****. I could be wrong and that story may not be the same and very well could be more common than I know but either way. that story hit me hard.
I know it's weird for an amino acid to tell a story but here goes: Grade 8 science, half the class was the class clown. Give them chairs with wheels and you have chaos in your hands. Two kids by the door were playing around while the sub teacher was gone, rolling around in those chairs and such. One of them pushes the other out of the room and he goes flying off into another classroom down the hall. He got back before the teacher noticed, but the teacher across the hall told her about it. Im still friends with him today. Edit: my ex is dating the kid that did that wtf
@@TheSerotoninMuncher Well it's tryptophan but decarboxylated and with an extra OH group. Being that the acid group is gone, it's not an amino acid. Im being such a fun brake :p
The story that got me was about the kid who wound up accidentally KILLING his teacher. Like, you know that's always gonna be on the back of the kid's mind for the rest of their life. My condolences go out to the family of that poor teacher.
I have a story. Less the class clown going to far, more the class clown redeeming himself. So there was this boy, who got on people nerves alot. However near the end of year (my last year) he got better, and at one point a giant mud wasp (he didn't let it in a different doofus let it in, for the second time, the first time was getting Macca's to eat in class) through the window and I had a phobia of wasps. No one wanted to try to get rid of it. Cue the reformed class clown, batted the wasp with a hat so it stopped flying, and when we noticed it was still in the classroom and still alive, he whacked it with his shoe, killing that demon instantly. Luckily it was a solitary species so, no alarm pheromones, and that was the day Oscar redeemed himself. Also he didnt pull any pranks or stuff like that, he just made stupid jokes no one laughed at and annoyed people.
A kid at my school said he was gonna bomb the place, my school takes threats like that VERY seriously so he is suspended and needs a note from a therapist saying he’s ok
When I was at middle school I had a technology techer. He was a calm person that never raised his voice. He was a short guy with a chill voice. His lessons were chaos because everyone wouldn't listen to him. Also Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in my class thought that he was "weird" and "a p3dophile". He NEVER did something weird. Everyone would just be rude to him and one day one of my classmates even pushed him away and threatened to k1ll him (we were in 8th grade). He did that because the teacher said that he was goin to the principal because that guy made a "flamethrower" with profume. Everyone in my class agreed with that guy and they supported him. I tried to help the teacher but that guy started beating the sh1t out of me and everyone else was cheering. He opened the window of the room and told me that he would throw me out of the window and started punching me in the head. I thought I was about to d1e. After that, He got suspended for 1 week and my last year of middle school finally ended. My classmates were horrible people. Those were the worst three years of my life. I was scared of going to school because of them. those guys were complete id1iots. Thankfully, I've never met them again. And I hope I'll never will
There were several different types of class clowns in my middle school class and I was genuinely surprised why I was left off the hook time and time again, while other pranksters got in trouble. Took me a few years to realise why. I was very depressed and coped with it by putting in massive amounts of energy into things that didn’t matter (because nothing mattered, and it brought a sense of accomplishment). I would gather several people into these pranks to help, including kids struggling in class or people who were normally bullied for something stupid, like making a weird theatrical scene, make half the school eat a garlic and not tell the teachers, create a realistic doll of my friend and cause utter confusion. I was mostly a straight A student, so while having fun, I usually had the freedom to simply put together a presentation last minute and wing an entire “project” out of my ass to cover up for a full several hours to months of nonexistent work. However, I did also regularly bring cake or freshly baked goods and accommodated for people’s allergies and dining restrictions. I knew every single rule and how to abuse loopholes, making the school create new rules to stop it from happening again, but never once was I sent to the office. Was told years later that apparently I was the safe person to a lot of struggling kids the school couldn’t handle, so they realised it was easier to just leave me be.
There's this one time I had to visit a different class because someone kept annoying me. They were doing a french lesson and the self-proclaimed class clown kept harassing (physically and mentally) the teacher to the point where the teacher ran out of the classroom quitting her job on the spot. I'm now in the same class as them and it confuses me every time they brag about doing what they did as if it was some kind of achievement.
I wasn’t in this class but my friend was and told me this. My social studies teacher was new and she was my homeroom teacher. She was 26 so she was obviously young and laid back. Half the class were class clowns and lived getting on her nerves. During the last block of the day back in homeroom, she left the room and didn’t come back for the rest of the day or the next day. We were seriously concerned. Before she left she was crying. After she came back I asked her if she was fine because she was kind of like a friend to a lot of the grade. She said she was fine which made me happy.
I haven’t been around any extreme cases of class clowning, except for one time in middle school this one kid, Aaron pulled the fire alarm the day after a semi serious issue happened (I think something was going on in the boiler?), I didn’t know until my drama club was talking about it, I haven’t seen much of him after that, and I even heard that his parents apologized profusely for the incident.
Story 8. Wow i had an almost identical story about a class clown in first year of middle school. But kind of the opposite. We had biology class and the teacher was known to be the most strict teacher in any school in the entire city. Everyone had heard of her and feared her. No one would dare mess with her. Until that day. The biology class was about male and female genitalia. The class clown stands up, pulls down his pants (im pretty sure he kept his boxxers on) and with 0 fear he asks the teacher "will you show me how to put this on?" while holding a condom. The plot twist was to everyone's shocked and terrified looks (who we knew he was about to be expelled), the teacher laughed hard, said something along the lines of "not today" (dont quite remember unfortunately), told him to sit back down, he did and he got no repercussions at all. I am still in shock and awe whenever i think about it.
Class clowns are people who do or don’t get punishments and will continue to do these bad things. I have a story about the class clown i was in school’s with. We were doing a fire drill that happens every month without the fire department coming. Just after we did the drill, we head back inside. 5 minutes later, the fire alarm was pulled and the fire department came. It was from the class clown from another grade that’s lower than mine. The kid was arrested and was pressed charges on.
Yeah, Mine gets away with beating up kids and laughing and harassing people who like different stuff. And here’s those dumb students who think it’s very hilarious
I'm from a small town so a lot of guys here are your typical class clowns (white, very alt right/just hates minorities and disrespects teachers but has a "charm" that still makes teachers like them) The worst type of people my grade has right now are just preppy, wannabe suburban athletes. However in middle school we had 2 major class clowns. The first one was just your typical class clown, not that extreme but still most extreme that most. However in 8th grade, he, along with 3 others died in a car crash. All 4 were from the same car and werent wearing a seatbelt while the only survivor was. The other was this beaver looking kid who did nazi salutes in class, he got arrested weeks before covid for assault.
This kid at my school was an absolute jerk to me and my sister but everyone glorified him. My sister had actually been friends with him, so I knew he a terrible home life. One day he got engaged in a fight and started to beat a kid with a metal pipe. He was expelled and never heard of him again.
One time my class had PE and were playing indoor hockey. The teacher specifically said to not swing the rackets because it could hurt someone. Of course there was a group of boys that did the complete opposite of that. And one of them swung it right into a girl’s face. I remember standing at the edge of the court coz I didn’t feel like playing and seeing her walking down the gym with a teacher with a trail of behind her. The racket that was used had snapped from the impact. The thing that got me and the other girls so angry was the fact that when the game continued, the boys kept playing like nothing happened. And yes, they were still swinging the rackets. When the class ended there was still blood on the floor and I ended up having some kind of panic attack in the bathroom coz it was the first time I saw that much real blood. And I’m sure it made a lot of the other kids uneasy as well. And some the boys were JOKING about it! I caught up with the girl later and I turned out she got cut down to the cheekbone and had to get inner and outer stitches. She’s probably gonna be stuck with that scar for the rest of her life.
Does anyone else remember the story of the class clown asking a shy girl out as a joke, only for it to backfire so bad on him because she turned out to be really obsessive and clingy of him to the point where he switched schools?
Freshman year of high school our marine biology and art class went to the Oregon Coast for a field trip. My mom joined as a chaperone as well as to see Oregon with me (we've gone when I was a little kid before). Our first night, we stopped at a school who was nice enough to let us stay at the gymnasium. Our history teacher (HT) is telling everyone what he's expecting on the trip; best behavior, nothing inappropriate, etc. At the end he asks if there's any questions. Guess who raised his hand? Yep, Class Clown. "Where do babies come from?" While HT was angrily yelling that this is what he was talking about, I was mentally face palming as my mom was baffled by the question and mentally asking herself if Clown actually said that.
So my Social Studies class in 8th grade managed to get a substitute banned from ever coming to our school again because they just led her on about what the permanent teacher allowed and didn't allow, and just ended making things hell for this teacher and the administration, seeing as she was never allowed to back. Anyways, the was the only time I've ever seen an entire class get detention, with the only the only exception being me and like three students who decided to stay the course with following class and school rules. It's been over 5 years now since that happened, I'm about ready to go to college, but I still think about a the substitute that my class ran out of the school. I hope she's doing well now.
Not a crazy story but, when I was in elementary school (fifth grade) there where these two kids (Sincere & Kevin). They both liked to smuggle more than on carton of orange juice at lunch (which wasn't allowed) and had a contest on who could drink them faster. Soon everyone who sat at the table started stealing like five orange juice cartons and giving them to the kids. At one point they each had at least 15 cartons. They would hide the empty ones under the table, so the teachers wouldn't see. On day, one of the worst teachers that we all hated came over to the table. I had been the one to steal the orange juice that day, and they all snitched on me. I was yelled at by the teacher, and she claimed to have told the principal, but I had never gotten in trouble. I thought about it with the others, about how I got in trouble for orange juice. We all thought it was pretty funny.
#57 reminds me of a story someone told me. He said the senior prank at his high school one year was for all the seniors to gather in the hallway and throw bouncy balls at everyone who passed by. It turns out one of the kids passing by had a latex allergy and ended up having to go to the hospital as a result of this "prank."
There was this group of 4 jokers in my history class we were learning about the Rwandan genocide. One kids says, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tutsi pop." Then another says, "i think you mean how many cuts with a machete does it take to get to the center of a Tutsi pop." The class did not laugh.
I have a story of my own: It wasn’t really that serious but I offended a lot of people that day. I was kind of a class clown all throughout my primary school years and I had almost no filter and would just say whatever I wanted all the time and do some pretty crazy stuff. I was worse than a normal kid though as I had autism and ADHD along with SCD and I would get in trouble pretty often and have to have a personal aid for my special needs I have a lot of crazy stories but I still think about this one almost 7 years later. I was about nine and I had a friend with alopecia who was almost completely bald and I’m going to call Laura and didn’t wear a wig. People were pretty cool with it and I was too. However one day we were making avatars in technology class and there was an avatar on the screen that was still default and did not have hair on it yet. Of course, seeing this avatar, I was reminded of Laura, who was sitting in the class. So in class I blurted out something along the lines of “That default avatar looks like Laura” and then I started laughing hysterically thinking that I made a pretty funny joke. However, nobody found it funny and I look like a complete jerk. Laura didn’t really hear the comments but her friends did and they were all pretty offended. The special ed teachers forced me to write a apology and I couldn’t even look at her when I gave it to her because I felt so ashamed. To this day at 16 years old I am still pretty ashamed of what I’ve done and now I can kind of laugh at it but for a while I felt so bad about it but I almost found myself crying years later because I really didn’t mean to make her feel upset and I didn’t know the severity of what I had said. Hopefully Laura has forgotten about it or that she didn’t take offense from it. Hopefully y’all could also take a laugh from the story aswell.
@@ThatGreenCrystal idk what you mean but i just said it was wholesome compared to the examples in the video because it wasnt meant to be mean and they took it back so quick.
I have a story of my own: the class clown in our class got into trouble than faked having autism to get out of trouble (it worked and I hate that as an autistic person)
I would feel like absolute sh*t if I was the kid who hit the teacher with dodgeballs and accidentally murdered them. I know it is mean to hit someone in the first place, but accidentally killing them must be awful. I don’t know how I would live with myself knowing I killed someone who had done nothing wrong. (I’m the type of person who remembers my minor mistakes from when I was in kindergarten)
I have a feeling your gonna like this one! So this happened in the late 1970’s or early 1980’s (note this is not me this was a story about my dad, and it’s one of many favourites) so about at what I would expect to be at 8:00-9:00pm my dad and his friend Jason had made a couple pipe bombs and there was a party happening less than a block away. Soooooo… they decide to go up to the back door and proceed to light and throw one in. They then run to the next house over’s back yard. (The next thing to happen left them in a on foot chase and later ending up in them being chased by a car.) Then the back door was blown off about 10 or so ft. Yes surprisingly they got away. And about the chase part it was not the cop but rather a bunch of under aged drunk teenagers. And that’s all
I have encountered few problems with other people being mean to me because of me being different or autistic (outside of elementary school because people would do trivial things that would bother me for the sake of getting a reaction, but it was never anything major). I mostly minded my own business and wouldn't bother people, so people left me alone for the most part. plus I tended to show more childlike and innocent behaviors so people probably left me alone because they didn't want to look bad. whether people talked behind my back or not, I have no idea and honestly don't care. I don't care what people think of me. there may have been times where people tried something, but it may have r/whoooshed over my head. in the end, I didn't have very negative experiences of bullying.
I'm a whole year late but I have a story of my own: I remember this girl I had in biology class who was known as the class clown. She would do and say some pretty funny stuff but some times she would say things that would have you think she was weird but no one really said anything. I should have know she was weird when during class we had to dissect a rat and she cut the rats tail off so she could quote "poke people in the next class with it". Anyways, she came to class one day and she brought a bottle of hand sanitizer and I don't know if in her messed up mind if she thought this was a prank, but she goes to the hamsters and the rats cage and proceeded to put some in their water jugs. then she goes up the teachers desk and puts some in her thermos while laughing as if this is the best joke ever. I dont know if someone in class went out and told our teacher (our teacher usually was standing in the hall waiting for us to come in the classroom before the bell rang) or if she just saw her do it, but she found out and the girl was escorted out by the police and I never seen her for the rest of the year.
They bullied the Spanish teacher so bad she had a mental break. Her son was dying in Cuba, and she couldn’t get back to see him or get him here. They’d climb out the windows-first story classroom start screaming and pounding on their chests like gorillas, brought whole meals to her class. One day she just sat at her desk and cried and asked what she did to them. Another one was my music teacher in middle school, she was close to retiring and didn’t really care as long as we were mostly quiet. On Halloween one year she played the theme to Halloween-Michael Meyers on the piano and handed out candy 3 kids took packages of skittles, opened them and pelted her with skittles as she played the piano. She started to cry and I screamed at them for being scum to her. She added me on FB after I graduated, and thanked me for that. My sister had her the next year and she didn’t do anything fun with them, no candy no Halloween theme or Christmas music… kids suck
5:32 This reminds me of a person who would often make jokes about him getting abused by his parents if he didn't get good grades, he OFTEN said this in class infront of everyone. Mind you I have been severely abused both mentally and physically by my father. I eventually told him in private what I have been through, did he stop? No. So, wanting some sympathy from my classmates I told him in the middle of class right after he made his "usual joke" that I didn't like him saying such things because I have actually been abused and I am not kidding, this only made it worse because now the rest of class (only the boys) laughed with him as he pleaded to the teacher to be so kind and him good grades as a massive grin started forming on his lips as he told them. I don't know how many times I tried getting out of class before bursting into uncontrollable panic as flashbacks of my early childhood to early teens popped into my head one by one. This went on for 3 yesrs (7th - 9th grade). He never onced apologized or showed any kind of remorse over his actions.
For story 15, I was in a discord server and a guy just started threating everybody with r word. Turns out one person in the server was r worded by a ex. Blocked the guy who made that joke immediately.
I had a friend in school she wasn’t a ‘class clown’ we’d usually be the victims of them. She used to do all kinds of stuff she broke my toes stamping on them but once we were doing javelin in PE and she threw it AT THE TEACHER (he was fine it missed him). No repercussions as everyone took it as an accident but I’m not sure if it was or wasn’t she’d always just act on impulse. (I feel I should add that she was really funny and so real and loyal which are traits not often seen in teenage girls. I think she just wasn’t getting the help she needed we’re out of touch now but I hope she’s doing okay.) Another few short stories of class clowns - a group locked a substitute teacher in the supply closet and no one let her out we all left for lunch, one threw a chair at me and bruised my arms and chest, they made a teacher so angry she threw all her things on the floor and screamed before leaving the class to cry, bullied an autistic teacher until he gave up teaching altogether he’d only just left university. The last one was especially sad cause he was a great teacher I liked him a lot.
Once had a friend who wrote in a diary of a wimpy kid book. In one scene he colored a man black and made people say “HES BLACK!” while running. He handed the book to me and i showed it to some friends, Caused a whole shit to unfold but he was never caught. Still friends with him but damn, sometimes i wonder if i should still be friends after that.
One time in 7th period the class clown was joking about a turtle that got thrown and shell was broken and our 7th period teacher was trying to keep the turtle alive at her house and she yelled at him with tears in her eyes. Turns out the turtle died the next day
I have two stories from the same class clown 1. He found out a history teacher was Jewish and lost her mother and grandparents in the holocaust. Spent the remaining 2 years he had her doing nazi salutes and making terrible jokes about the nazi party and the holocaust. She left later that year, its a shame since she was truly kind and caring. 2. Found out I was trans,gay and on the spectrum, basically an infinite store of ammo for a bully, what he seemed to have forgotten is that in my school, every lgbtq+ kid knew each other, and there was about 200 in total, not to mention I was the youngest in that group and had an almost familial relationship with most of the kids in this group, he left the school 1 year after he made the history teacher leave (almost to the day)
7th grade, my school had a new PE teacher. There were two fights that I wasn't part of, and this was before our study hall time (we have PE first thing in the morning). I don't remember what happened in those fights, but one of them resulted in a student going to the assistant principal, if not the actual principal. After both of those fights were done, our PE teacher was pissed and screamed at a bunch of the students. Around 8:57 am, the PE teacher told us to get the **** out of the gym. We left, and some kids made fun of him getting angry. Me though, I was scared shitless because he screamed, so I ran to the girls bathroom and took the heaviest breather in the world. I was crying, shaking, I couldn't catch my breath, and the assistant PE teacher had to get me to my classroom, because she didn't think I'd make it by myself without panicking again. A few months later, that PE teacher left, and people said it was because he got fired for swearing.
I am the class clown in my class. It’s April 1st and I got Oreos for people in the class but rigged it so that the 1 girl I don’t like gets an Oreo with toothpaste instead of the white cream thing. I also offered the teacher a safe Oreo and knew that they would decline since it was April fools. I think I went to far too for the age I was when I did that.
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Somethings people gotta remember/know: giving people drugs without their consent is poisoning, doing it to multiple people is mass poisoning, bullying is just the child version of harassment and manipulation and when done to adults, it's still harassment and manipulation. "Kids" doing this kind of stuff should be held responsible, or, at least, their parents
Kids wouldn’t be held responsible the same way an adult would be because their brain isn’t fully developed yet. They learn through trial and error, and as such these stories are learning lessons, so when they become adults, they know better. In an idealistic world this would be the case, however some never learn and end up worse than they were when they were children.
@@bighitstannnnnn1203 Yes but your brain doesnt stop developing until your 21-28
@@Lit3ing It's 28 now. I thought it was 25.
That actually makes me happy because I'm still young. I'm only 26. I'm not going to be old for another 2 years
And parents need to actually parent!
@@pinkdiamond1847 depends on the person, typically (hence a large range)
usually males end up developing later as far as I'm aware, but there's still a chance you have 2 more years of childhood left in you!
My own story, we had a french teacher called Madame Trube. She was an older lady who had a set of phrases she would say in almost every class, such as "That is enough" "Stand outside" "Heads down" etc. She was so consistent that a lot of people in the class started to write bingo cards in their books, and when they filled their cards, they would shout "Trubingo!" This annoyed her so much that she retired a few years early.
ok but that's actually kinda funny
That is so funny
That’s actually funny lmao
lol
This reminded me of this one dude...
So in my school, there's this World History teacher that *nobody* likes. She's pretty strict, typical stuff. One day, during her class, the teacher started talking about her daughter and her dead mom (I have no idea why- she went on these random rants a lot.) The "class clown" began laughing about her mom being dead due to alcohol poisoning. She sent him out, and then, burst into tears infront of *everybody.*
Needless to say nobody laughed.
Damn..
cruel tho
When the class clown doesn't take anything seriously LMAO
I get that the teacher sucked but goddamn you don’t make jokes like that.
There are world history teachers people like?
Ok, here’s my story. I have Autism, and am especially sensitive to short, loud noises (EG: Clapping.) There was this group of boys in my Eighth Grade English Class who were all obviously class-clown type of people. One day they were giving each other high-fives and of course, that startled me and and I jumped out of my seat. The boys thought that It was HILARIOUS. They immediately started clapping really loud, and even convinced the other boys in the class (and some of the girls!) to join in. It got so bad that I had to cover my ears, curl up under my desk, and just cry. Everybody was laughing until they looked up at my English Teacher. He was NOT laughing. Honestly, I have never seen him so mad at anyone TO THIS DAY. He was the only one who stood up for me. I don’t know what happened to the boys, but I can assume they got punished. Thanks Mr M. You’re a decent guy. 💗💗
"decent" 💀
Ayyy
Similar thing happened once at this band thing, I was playing drums and someone was playing really loud. I was also right between base drums so I was at the epicenter of all the noise. The band teacher never taught us what we had to play and there weren’t enough snare drums (we were in middle school but we’re at and performing with the high school) so I had to wear quads. Between never playing quads before, the weight of the drum, being stressed out over not playing right or badly, and the extreme noise I had to just sit down doing nothing and plug my ears. I was close to crying during most of it.
I have a daughter and son with autism and I would consider it bullying.
@@kathleenoconnell-yf7lshow is that weird
I've gone through cancer. It was an interesting and life changing experience, and I'm still here. It was always my mission to bring some real joy to the other kids in the hospital, so I'd always wear shirts that had fun sayings on them. Stuff like, "one more MRI and I'll stick to the fridge," "my oncologist does my hair," and "secretly hoping Chemo will give me superpowers" were always favorites.
Okay, that first shirt in particular made me laugh.
@@metarcee2483 Thanks! Now I have one that says, "I survived a brain tumor. I'm allowed to do weird things."
@@brodielarson9096 that's even better.
@@metarcee2483 lol without a doubt.
PFFFT LMFAO I LOVE THOSE SHIRTS-
26:12 - I know this is unrelated, but can we just appreciate that seriously EPIC jump right there!? He literally flew over an overpass while doing a _perfect_ roll, then landed perfectly on his wheels on the other side. This guy is a stunt driving legend!
well it is related! it's being shown on the screen.
comments like this seem to be what makes youtube *youtube*
@@mystical-noodle bruh fr without this comment yourube is nothing
@@petallululu without this comment the internet doesn’t exist
@@beaniesintheclouds bro frrr nothing exists without this epic masterpiece of a comment
Here’s a story: I’m the victim here. I have Tourette’s (If you don’t know what that is look it up or I can tell you) and I have tics where I hit myself and say bad words when triggered. I’m quiet in class, don’t want to be picked on all of that, but I’m smart, so I answer a lot of questions. Once I couldn’t get a word out bc I was ticcing so much. I asked teach if I could take a break, he said ok. When I came back in the 3 “class clowns” were already plotting. They started saying words that I’d repeat or trigger my cursing tics, and everyone was laughing, especially when they made me, a white German American Texan girl, say the n word with a hard r. Everyone thought it was hilarious until one of the 3 took it too far and made a hitting gesture to his head. I immediately started hitting myself as a tic in the face repeatedly until I was crying and my face was bruised and red. Everyone, even the other class clowns had stopped laughing. No one was laughing except for that one boy. I ran out of class to the nurse (which I’m allowed to do in these situations) and I saw the boys being walked to the principals office. As they walked by, the boy made a hitting gesture again and I hit myself again. He smiled, but I heard a smack and his friend say “ dude shut the fuck up, it’s not funny.” Never saw that boy again, the others got suspended for 2 weeks.
Wtf was wrong with them?
I have a vague idea of Tourette’s Syndrome so correct me if I’m incorrect, your tics are involuntary and can be verbal or physical, and you have the rare kind that you repeat phrases that could be considered inappropriate, and if you are stressed out the Tics will go from ten to one hundred
@@Elodie-xi3pp it’s called echolalia but yes mostly
@@ADHD-Creature-Official oh good, I read this book , Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus and there is a character named Connor who has Tourette’s, so that’s where I gathered the vague understanding, but I don’t know how accurate the representation is.
@@Elodie-xi3pp I love that book so much !!! ☺️☺️
A football player (we will call him Nicolas) didn’t show up to school for 2 and a half weeks. The day before he came back the teacher informed us that he was gone because his mother and little sister had died in a car wreck. The class clown (Blaine idc about protecting his identity) responded to the teacher “Damn, double homicide” the room was quite for 20 seconds but it felt like hours. The teacher stood up and looked him dead in the eyes and pointed at the door while yelling “Get the fuck out of my classroom”. Blaine responded “why it was a joke” then one of the other football players from across the room throws a pencil sharpener across the room and hit Blaine on the shoulder. The teacher then said “I’m not even sorry and this isn’t a debate get the hell out of my room into the hallway”. Idk what the teacher said to him in the hallway but Blaine got kicked out of that class so Nicolas luckily never had to deal with that twat. It’s so messed up how some people believe you can say anything about touchy subjects and claim it was dark humor. Dark humor only applies if it actually was funny, and if it’s a touchy subject like that one than you better prey it’s the funniest joke in the world to cover that up.
The best way to respond is to kick him in the balls and say "damn, multiple murder"
Did the whole bus clap afterwards you found out it was none other than Albert Einstein?
people say the most fucked up shit n call it “dark humor” like bruh you’re forgetting the humor
@@comfortme Some people (me) have a really messed up sense of humor. I just find horrible things funny because they're horrible. I don't make jokes like that with regular people of course, but it could be difficult for some people to understand that other people don't find horrible things funny.
@@EneTheGene hate to break it to you but you just come across as very edgy and naïve
Boys in year 7 smeared peanut butter on the class doorknob, the girl that touched it first was allergic to peanuts. She was fine so the boys only got detention but I can remember the terrified expressions on their faces when they realized what had happened.
Knew a story from the next county over where I grew up where a boy did that on purpose to a teacher KNOWING how sensitive he was to peanuts, and on an object the man thought to be sade. Kid went to jail for attempted murder.
We had a kid who took a picture of a bunch of the black girls in my hs chem class & captioned it "n****r-ville high" & also called a kid a "f**got". My chem teacher, who's a lesbian & was extremely kind & supportive, screamed & knocked a bunch of stuff off her desk because she was so furious & ashamed of him. I'd had this teacher for about 3 years & had never seen her so angry. Still one of the kindest & most supportive people ever.
Got a Story of my own:
Attending a German school on a exchange trip. As a American, naturally I get a lot of interesting questions. Most of them I’m comfortable answering. However, one kid jokes around about American School Shootings, saying stuff like “I bet you enjoy those days off when shootings happen”
I live 20 minutes from Oxford High School in Michigan and new one of the victims personally. Was not amused. We don’t talk anymore
Wow. I knew someone who goes to Oxford through summer camp (I also live somewhat nearby) and one of the victims she said that she had known since she was little. Dunno if they were really close friends or not but it still must have been hard. F*ck people who joke about school shootings
As a German I just want to apologize for that kids stupid f ing behavior
And I also wanna say that not all Germans are like that .
Kind of sad to here that anyone would say shit like that
*Knew
@@ooglegogle2719 what
@@ThawBerry *Knew
In my school, clowns tended to know better than to take it too far. Even the well-liked teachers didn't put up with a lot of crap. This was especially the case for the computer lab teacher, who was a sergeant in the National Guard. He could quite literally out-yell the combined voices of the entire school. Friendly guy, but definitely NOT the sort of person you wanted to piss off. I've seen wannabe clowns and troublemakers leave the computer lab in tears. His wife also worked at the school running the study hall, and they were made for each other. She was the second-most intimidating faculty member.
I can just imagine the lady having more muscle mass than the guy
did anyone else go through an immense wave of pain and sadness from all of these stories
only you
Yes
Yeah my mom's a teacher this kind of stuff was never funny to be bc I always saw her afterwards.
Honestly like 99.9999999999999999 percent of these things is just kids going to juvy or doing juvy worthy things.
Nope
Another moment was when a very kind old man teacher I had (I loved him because he did NOT tolerate bullying, but because of this half of the middle school hated him) was rumored to have smacked a kid. He didn't, because I had the class that they said it happened in with the kid they said it happened to and I was there watching what happened (He slammed his hand down on a desk, which I think is how the rumor started and it just got warped from there). He nearly lost his job even though he didn't do it.
This reminds me of a specific story in a specific “When did your school have a zero-tolerance policy” or something video (think it was in this channel). Where a story about trying to recreate the school in Half-Life 2 or whatever was warped into him attempting to BOMB the school. I am not kidding.
So, this happened on April Fools on my senior year. Some clown decided to airdrop someone a picture of a gun in one of the school bathrooms. We were told on the intercom that there was a shooter on campus and that it was not a drill. The girl the clown airdropped the photo to told the police, and the clown got arrested and was, most likely expelled.
Most of us were able to be sent home early, including myself. I remember being so scared for my life and sobbing uncontrollably. When I saw my mom, i immediately hugged her.
To whoever made that airdrop, I hope your prank was worth going to jail for.
Are you ok
I have a story of my own.
Some class clown decided to take apple sauce out of the cafeteria and spill it in the hallway (on the ramp) and no student slipped in it but a teacher did. The kindest teacher as well. She shattered her knee cap and had to go into sugary. She won’t be back for awhile. We have cameras in our school. The perp will be caught soon.
EDIT: that teacher is now Dead…probably died because of her injuries. (She got a lung clot from her surgery for her knee) And NO! The kid has not faced any punishment that I’ve seen.
Did he get caught yet?
Like u controlled ur son😂
I hope she gets a get well soon card from her students.
That would be nice and probably be really appreciated by the teacher.
Did they get caught?
@@dirkapitated i love that you're saying "they" i dont see it often
Edit : whoah wasn't expecting a simple and inocent comment to make so Much replies
I feel so bad for the teacher who saw her student pretend to hang himself after seeing her son do the actual things.
Edit: Wow, Mother, I have gained a currency only known to the internet, and that currency only brings happiness. This currency is likes and comments, which I am very grateful for. This was just a sad comment I made feeling bad for some random person on this earth, but it has been shown respect by many.
Oh dam- I hope your teachers okay…
@@Ihateeveryone831 He was talking about the story 6 at 2:20
@@shiroko7330 oh
@@Ihateeveryone831 It wasn't my teacher, they were in the video
@@Ruby2P srry misunderstanding
There were these two boys that I hated with a passion in middle school. They weren't THE class clowns, but more like the unpopular, inappropriate joking, dark humor class clowns. This was a couple years ago during the midst of covid, so we had assigned seats in every single class. I was always put in the same group as them because our names were close together in alphabetical order. They became kind of popular with the boys, and soon other annoying, like minded people would sneak to our lunch table when the teacher wasn't looking and make seriously messed up jokes. They would make jokes about r*pe and make very inappropriate comments about the female teachers at our school. Their favorite subjects to make jokes about were racism, Judaism, and Hitler. The jokes they made really upsetted me, so most the time I would eat my lunch as fast as possible and hide in the bathroom until it was time to go back to class.
The school year after that, we no longer had masks, social distancing, etc, so I thought I escaped them. But then my best friend started dating one of them, and we almost had a huge fist fight over it when I told her she should break up with him. I told her about the jokes he made and that he was really sketchy, and she said the stuff he said was fine and she would punch me in the face if I ever talked shit about her boyfriend again. They broke up a week ago for the same reasons I told her about. They dated for a good while, but ultimately split when the boyfriend got really possessive and started spreading rumors that they had s*x in the school bathroom. I still hate him so much, and I really hope he gets the karma that he deserves.
Name?
Bro got NTR'D by his own best friend 💀💀
What we're the jokes he made about Hitler? I was gonna take the piss on you f or getting upset over stupid jokes but I don't blame you. You're right honestly. There's just so many bloody weirdos who think they're funny these days... bloody mentally disabled or something
Sperg.
Dam that is fucked. I have a friend that makes 9/11 and JFK jokes a lot and they were funny at first because they weren't that dark but they just got really fucking annoying after a while. Luckily he and I are still friends.
The class clown in my friend’s school made a speech on the last day before he graduated. He never submitted his script but he convinced all the teachers that another teacher let him and it worked. When it came to the day he called out this physically disabled kid and he ran away crying. Then he started saying inappropriate jokes that I will not say here because my account would be deleted and then a bunch of teachers were grabbing him and trying to yank him off the stage, but he held on for dear life before saying “my uncle died on 9/11, he was a good pilot” and finally giving up as the whole room of students, parents and teachers sat, mouths gaping wide open in shock and disbelief. I lost it when I was told this. Not in a way that I was laughing but I nearly cried at the end. My 3rd cousin died on 9/11 and hearing that people actually said these things was heartbreaking and shocking. They don’t know what it’s like to grow up, knowing that these things happened to your family.
Ah damn.. I have one. One of the class clowns in my high-school decided that he wasn't getting the reactions he wanted anymore, so he decided to say in as much seriousness as possible that r*pe didn't happen anymore, just didnt exist in modern society. He said it in a class discussion that almost had nothing to do with the topic. He chose the wrong class... I've never seen this teacher so serious or angry. As peers, we started in on the kid immediately, but as the teacher began to speak, silence blanketed us all. He calmly but with a quiet pain and rage explained that it does happen. It just doesn't happen to rich, intitled, white boys like the class clown. His mother, grandmother, aunts, sisters, and wife had all been r*ped not once, but multiple times, and he held something akin to survivors guilt as he was the only one that it never happened to... the class clown cried that day and never made an attempt at getting a reaction ever again. It's been almost 7 years since that moment, and I still think about it every day.
shit. that family history,though.
I hope the teacher is doing okay, now
my music teacher asked us what our favorite snack was. I said, “your mom” and I am now considered a legend in class.
Welcome to the cool kids club
I remember I was playing Overwatch with one of my friends once and we’d just lost so he was kinda salty and someone on the enemy team was making small talk and asked what our favorite food was and he said “your mom” and at the end of the game we lost again and that guy said “easy” in chat and he hit him again with “so was your mom”
Wouldn't the teacher's mom be old? Like around 30-40 years old
@@saycandace1341 “Your mom” is supposed to be an insult/a joke, not as in a real “Mom”.
“welcome to downtown coolsville”
I’m loving these longer videos, it’s great to have in the background whilst I’m doing things.
Same!
In that case I definitely recommend the RUclips channel rSlash. His videos on r/TalesFromTechSupport and r/NuclearRevenge are somewhat few but by far the best.
on god
same
@@zeeefig ?
She was always starting funny stories and rumors. Started one about the popular girl getting pregnant from a teacher in the health class. Rumor turned out to be true when the popular girl GAVE FRICKING BIRTH at lunch!
WTF?
OMG WTF!!!!
What the actual fucking fuckery fucked up fuck is that fucked up fuckery i just read
IM SORRY WHAT THE FUCK
This isnt true lmfao
24:40 WHAT, YALL DO THIS SHIT?
Nope
Tip: If your prank is on par with shouting fire in a crowded theater (or, for a more current comparison, shouting "I got a bomb" in an American airport) it's not a prank.
ETA: Thing about bomb threats is, they are a horrible way to get out of class, since it means that *everyone* has to stay inside and just wait well after the school would usually be locked up while the cops search the place.
In regards to the eraser story, DONT EVER shove foreign objects into your ear. Ever. (Not even Q tips, they're shit, they just push ear wax further in, just wash the outermost parts of your ear in the shower)
At best they can get the foreign object dislodged, but it might be painful and stressful to get a grip on the thing without pushing it further in. At worst, you could hurt or puncture your eardrum or the tiny ossicle bones further beyond it, and yes, that can cause permanent damage and hearing loss.
You mean objects that speak Chinese?
and he prolly couldnt sit down cause he got his ahh beat🤣🤣
I sometimes use hydrogen peroxide to clean all that extra earwax out my ear.
i actually clean out my ears in the tub with a wet facecloth both inside and out. it's too big to get stuck and the water just kind of brings the wax out with it.
I understand what your saying about Q-tips. Counter argument: they just hit the spot tho.
This happened when I was back in high school
My father was a shop teacher...
For 2 of the 4 years I went there, my Dad was my homeroom & electronics teacher.
One swelteringly hot day during an Electronics theory class, one of the notorious clowns of that class suddenly screamed in pain & jumped off his chair.
The whole class was like WTH? when he started clawing at his waist, desperately trying to undo & drop the jeans he was wearing.
That's when a small gout of flames burst from the area of his one of his front pockets.
My Dad, seeing the flames & thinking it's a pack of matches or a lighter that's gone off in his pocket,
grabs a chamois cloth from the corner of the blackboard tray,
steps over to the large hand wash sink by the door, soaks the chamois, runs over snapping the soaking wet cloth forward as he slipped from the water trailing off the rag.
Despite the slip during the swing, it lands PERFECTLY - completely covers the entire pocket area to soak & smother the flames.
Ya think, problem solved, right?
WRONG....
it wasn't matches or a lighter.
The clown got into one of the Chemistry Lab's Storage Room where he proceeded to "borrow" a rather sizable chunk (that turned out to be roughly half of the school's supply) of a VERY reactive chemical element....
one that like a Mogwai, you don't want getting wet.
Yep, it had taken a bit of time for the sweat to soak his pocket enough to start the reaction....
now where was I again?
Oh yeah! Dad was slapping a soaking wet chamois on him....
😳
it's a good thing my dad had slipped & fallen to the floor as he threw the cloth.
A 6' purple fireball ROARED to life, leaping from the clown's thigh & barely missing my Dad's head as he fell.
The Clown was screaming as he clawed & pulled trying to squirm out of the super narrow leg jeans (popular then) over his steel toed workboots.
The chunk flipped out of what little was left of the pocket & dropped onto 1 of those aforementioned boots he'd just kicked off..
where it burned a hole through the leather tongue.
Clown had to be taken to hospital as he had some pretty nasty burns...
So that bit of "fun", cost him his pants & boots, skin graphs down his leg
AND his post HS grad plans as he got expelled.
what
@@josephleebob3828 the fuck
@@sorixloveseaston shut
@@josephleebob3828 up
@@sorixloveseaston sthu loser I don't need some cringe PFP to add words
The most recent one I can think of was when I was sitting next to him. He wasn't exactly the "class clown" but more of the "kid who thinks he's hot shit when in reality nobody likes him." We were doing science or something idr when he taps my shoulder to get my attention, and when I look over I can see he drew multiple _long red lines_ on his _wrist_ and said, "Look! I'm so edgy!"
...
A few people in my class (including me) had either personally or had family members that struggled with those sorts of issues. All I could say was "that's not funny."
What a fucking dick.
No wonder nobody likes him.
no one cares about your story haha
i struggle personally and i can agree, that is not funny. nor is it being called emo or edgy for these types of issues.
Story 32: my man is a god damn legend including the class for not snitching.
I know this is late, but I just want to get this out somewhere.
I've always been into gothy stuff. In dress up games, I'd make goth characters. I'd always try to listen to my dad's music and find similar stuff. I want to be a fashion designer and I've always wanted to make alternative clothes and accessories.
Last year was when my mom let me start wearing makeup to school. I came to school with eyeliner one day and everything went Downhill. I was constantly asked for wrist checks, told to kms, and i had "welcome to the black parade" sang to me a lot.
My school has a uniform, so we sometimes get dress-down days. On one of them, I wore an mcr shirt with a red shirt under, black knee high socks, and a black skirt.
During one of our "interventions," we were let outside on the soccer field. I was literally just walking around when the big group of "the boyz" or "class clowns" made a circle around me and started yelling a bunch of things at me. "I have fresh razors!", "does this bring back memories? *cutting motions*", etc.
I have never self harmed in my life. I just want to express what I like. What I wear does not affect my personality or mental health in a negative way. In fact, dressing how I like improves it.
Anyways, I told my mom. She's an administrator, so she told the principles about and it and everyone I named got suspended.
When I dress up, I'm trying to do what I like. Not everyone thinks the same, I get that, but why do people make me feel bad for being myself? It's not like I did anything to them. I don't harm them or myself, I don't worship Satan, I wear what I like. This year, a lot of those people left, but some didn't. They don't put me through as hard of a time as last year, but there's still comments here and there.
Oh, yeah. One of the guys was just dragged in by his friends. He wasn't saying anything bad, he was just standing there by them. Since I have bad anxiety and I was surrounded by like 11 boys telling me to kms, I didn't notice. I'm dating him now, though, and he's a lot nicer and smarter than them :)
Don’t worry, you’re safe on the internet. Talk about anything you want and nobody will care (unless it’s the UTTP, but that doesn’t count)
@@eggyt1153 what's the uttp
Here's a story. Year 6, my class was the worst. We had around 5 substitutes leave the school because of my class (mind you, i was part of the select few who saw no point in disrupting the class, since i was trying to get into the gifted and talented course at high school). But to the point, one day we had a really cool teacher, lets say Ms Rager, teaching our class for our teacher and two clowns, lets call them bob and billy, would not stop disrupting the class with their friends. They were so loud that our teacher began to cry and had to leave the room. Mind you, Ms Rager was 100% the toughest teacher at out school. We had our actual teacher storm in and yell at us. We almost had our camp and formal cancelled because of it.
So all the teachers are hella sensitive. Right?
@@theoneandonly-qs1uw yea
Reminds me of the class clown at my school. I went to a rural Christian school in center Ohio which also had an adjoining church. The pastor’s grandson got in trouble for multiple things, including beating the crap out of another kid who had made fun of his haircut, throwing a King James Bible out the window of the Bible class (entirely by accident actually, he was trying to kill a wasp), and eventually got expelled for getting ratted out for selling weed and doing lean in a math class (at least from what I heard) the kid did a lot of dumb jokes overall but is still remembered for his craziness.
Only in Ohio dude 💀
@@ReveluvvsStop. Just stop.
Josuke
Back in my high school years, there was this one kid that ALWAYS made ANYONE laugh. No matter which class he was in he was known to be the quintessential class clown. I'm pretty sure it was routine for him to getting kicked out of class the first 10 minutes. One day, it was reported to the whole school that someone wrote "No (Hard R's) Allowed" on the boy's bathroom wall. It didn't take long for some of the class clowns friends to tell the truth and expose him. He was expelled in a heart beat.
What does "No (Hard R's) Mean?
@@jacobcoleman The N word with “er” at the end.
You have to admit that's kinda funny
26:57 how am I not seeing this part tagged in more comments?? Jfc I cannot believe this happened!! That poor teacher! I had to go back and listen again just to make sure I was hearing it right-those kids saw a grown adult die that day and one of them even caused it!! I’m just really shocked, I hope all of his loved ones and such are doing well now and I hope that whatever happened to that kid, he learned to be careful.
Or that he's been punished. He's old enough to know that you don't do that.
0:10 That's not an accident. If he meant to fart but crapped himself instead, that's on him...and on the floor.
This reminds me of a class where the "clown kid" started to make jokes about depression and lack of parents in someones life
Me and another dude in class both had extremly problems due to the fact our fathers left us really early. While I was ignoring the comments, the moment the "clown" laughed about depression middle class, that dude got up from his seat, hit his table, and left the classroom, breaking the door. At that the "clown" still laughed and I ended getting angry and said loudly that he shouldn't take those things as a joke
Turns out his coping way with his own family problems was exactly what he did in class.
Hahahahaha
@@remigiuscaesar8307Middle schoolers be like: Lmao fatherless
I have a German teacher in my school. This happened just yesterday. Her 6th period class started to throw pencils at her. One of the kids drew h***** on a post it note captioned mustache man. Then she kicked a kid out for being racist against her. Then this kid got up and said, “so your just gonna kick the only black kid outta the class huh ya c***. He was an African American btw. So she started crying and went home. She won’t be back until after Thanksgiving. We miss you Mrs Clager.
Damn. Black people can be racist too you know.
@@flipkiller8521 Yea and most of society doesn’t see this which is unfortunate
@@drummerboy282. I've heard more slurs from minorities than Whites. Whites tend to call you stupid or any other variation of that word if they get annoyed. Minorities resort to that word followed by a slur.
What is h*** ?
@@AsheSlayer Adolf H*tler
27:26
Fucking hell. Had to pause for a while after that one, damn. Just damn.
that woodchop teacher is the fucking man just staying there like that for the class
I legit listen to these vids you make with my earphones to help fall asleep and laugh at the stupidity of people in the process. Thanks you so much.
My story is mild in comparison to some of these. We were rehearsing for a school play. The girl who was cast in the lead had a bit of a reputation for being promiscuous (this was in middle school). During rehearsal, she was having trouble getting her hoodie zipped up. The class clown then shouted out, “You’ll have to excuse her. She’s not good at zipping things up. She only knows how to zip down!”
He got suspended for sexual harassment.
it may be mild but still too far and sexual harassment. im so glad that we dont have any type of people that take things way to far all though we still ofc have people doing drugs and thats bad enough.
Lets be honest, he didn't deserve that
Free him
@@VerdantEntropyit’s not sexual harassment and he 100% didn’t deserve that over a joke
@@aFreakyLittleBoy yeah now that im thinking about it a second time he shouldve gotten a much smaller punishment if any at all, shouldve still been disciplined by his parents at the least.
When was in second grade, some guys from the upper level classrooms thought it would be funny to mess around with the water dispenser outside, I told my teacher. And our usually nice English teacher which everyone loved heard and yelled at them to not waste water, I was outside getting water, so I saw it all.
Mr.Dahmer did not deserve that, he should not be blamed for the shit his son did.
Hard disagree. While Jeffrey inherited a lot of mental illness from his mother and struggled with being a closeted homosexual and a day drinker in high school, his father worked long hours away from home and reportedly didn’t even spend a lot of his time off with his own son.
Dahmer Senior has spent most of the fallout of his son’s killing spree lying about how great a father he was and trying to frame the one time he tried to help his son (which was by sending him away to Military School, which means he _again_ wouldn’t have to worry about trying to make an emotional connection to his already clearly disturbed and murderous son, so that’s an extra deadbeat dad move there) as a moment that could have saved his son’s sanity to all the major news outlets that would have him on in the early nineties. At the time of the initial trial and sentencing, only local state papers did their due diligence and interviewed neighbors and classmates to expose how full of crap Jeff’s father really was on national television.
In conclusion; some of y’all think Jeffrey’s dad was crying because he’s simply sad about what his son did to others and himself, but anyone paying attention knows he’s crying because deep down he knows this asshole class clown *_is right!_* Like, I’m not unsympathetic because with how broken mentally his wife was it must have been hard on some days to look a boy who looks between a cross between himself and her in the eyes, but at some point you need to confront your own demons, dad up, and be there for your kids! When you can’t, sometimes parental neglect gets passed down onto their grandkids and sometimes you get folks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
That "hoodie story" really disturbed me and pissed me off!! That class clown clearly knew his victim was allergic to bees and could've faced attempted murder charges!!
In like 7 grade, I was the constant butt of the class clown’s (heavy on clown) jokes… I was dealing with a lot that year and my friend, who shared my name but was more popular than me, tried to cheer me up… but in fifth period, that I shared with both, our teacher called our name and we’re like “which one?” The clown was like “the smart one” and the teacher said “they’re both smart” then he said “the without cuts on their arms” and my name twin gasped bc she knew what I was going through… no one laughed and even his best friend, who was sitting next to him, just shook his head… I failed to mention a girl had taken her life months before and it was known she s.h. before she died…
This reminds me of some guys last year in my senior stats class. These guys tried to convince the foreign exchange student to look up something very inappropriate. When the foreign exchange student didn’t understand what they were asking, he tried to look it up. It took me and two other students to convince him not to and to be safe, one of the other students took his phone for the rest of the class so he wouldn’t look it up during class. The teacher never never heard this encounter so the guys couldn’t get in trouble for it, since it would have been our word against theirs.
So uh.
There was this one teacher EVERYONE liked. No joke. She was really kind,patient and caring.
One day,she just like left for a few weeks. We had no idea why. Wasn’t normal to us at the time.
We had a class clown. That no one liked. He joked about her dying to her SON. Yes,her son came to our school. This teacher was in the hospital and wasn’t at home. This made her son always worry. He had many panic attacks.
So yea.
dude i hate people who do this stuff to nice teachers and their family
@@VerdantEntropy I agree.
What ended up happening? Did she ever tell you?
@@stephanniemorin She just said she was sick. Nothing more,sadly.
I was in 11th grade. This class clown (who was the bane of my existence) kept trying to leave class to go to the office, mainly by misbehaving. The teacher never relented, as she knew that that was what he wanted. It eventually got to the point where he flat out said "I'm gonna get you, and your unborn baby, too!" I never had to worry about running into him after that.
We had a kid who was pretty well liked and a good friend of mine from childhood. He was a theater kid who got a lot of main roles and a sports kid during the spring. My sophomore year, my little sister's friend unalived himself. A lot of people were broken hearted, the school had a heavy atmosphere for the next week.
This popular kid, in his health class, had done a presentation on depression. He mentioned my sister's friend and, I kid you not, said that he made the choice and that he didn't try hard enough to live. I cussed him out in our group chat and told him how fucked up that was. He saw no issue with what he did and said that my sister must not have been the best friend she could have been to him. He was immediately outcasted and none of us spoke to him after that.
Later on, I learned that another good friend of mine who had been dating this asshole was verbally broken down by this guy and was practically stalked by the guy after they broke up. He was fucked up
13:18
This could have actually seriously hurt the teacher especially if it hit the teacher's head (if the teacher had hair)
Hair not only easyly catches on fire, fire spreads quickly when it comes to hair. It would have definitely caused serious burns if it hit the teacher.
I have one, it's a classic...
Basically, we were in IT class for 5th grade. We were learning Python or some shit, coding in notepad and it was boring. On a friday afternoon is where things changed though. Since the IT monitors have more admin permissions, a kid decided to program a batch file that created a lot of folders and shut down some monitors using 'Remote Shutdown'. It was funny, and he never got caught. I also did it once and it was pretty cool, so yeah.
what a wast of the teachers time
Let me guess, you gained nothing from it.
@@XIAO-j9o No, I didn't, but at least I didn't get caught
i think story 58 was ME 22:55 . I was diagnosed with autism and tics in middle school and had major learning disabilities and the student definitely hated me to the point my own father called him my "nemesis" I definitely remember him throwing my backpack, slapping me and insulting me for my weight. He also disappeared around February of 8th grade. he was in high school but he disappeared again after 10th grade. I have not seen him again. I could be wrong but I should mention, if that story WAS ME, its also worth mentioning he also was incredibly sexist and always bragged about his 6 ft girlfriend and how she was practically his b****. I could be wrong and that story may not be the same and very well could be more common than I know but either way. that story hit me hard.
Hmmm
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@@Y.E.O.S😕
@@Y.E.O.S Read the whole the whole story before you comment
I know it's weird for an amino acid to tell a story but here goes:
Grade 8 science, half the class was the class clown. Give them chairs with wheels and you have chaos in your hands. Two kids by the door were playing around while the sub teacher was gone, rolling around in those chairs and such. One of them pushes the other out of the room and he goes flying off into another classroom down the hall. He got back before the teacher noticed, but the teacher across the hall told her about it. Im still friends with him today.
Edit: my ex is dating the kid that did that wtf
You‘re not an amino acid, you‘re serotonin.
Actually, me, it's made up from tryptophan, which is an amino acid, meaning it's not.
So do humans not make humans or did your mum birth a damn monkey?
@@TheSerotoninMuncher Well it's tryptophan but decarboxylated and with an extra OH group. Being that the acid group is gone, it's not an amino acid. Im being such a fun brake :p
The story that got me was about the kid who wound up accidentally KILLING his teacher. Like, you know that's always gonna be on the back of the kid's mind for the rest of their life.
My condolences go out to the family of that poor teacher.
As a class clown, you know you went too far when the class is silent.
27:30 the unintended murder part leaves me at a loss for words, I feel bad for the coaches family
I know right that was so fricked up but hopefully the coaches loved ones are doing ok I feel so bad for the coach
I have a story. Less the class clown going to far, more the class clown redeeming himself. So there was this boy, who got on people nerves alot. However near the end of year (my last year) he got better, and at one point a giant mud wasp (he didn't let it in a different doofus let it in, for the second time, the first time was getting Macca's to eat in class) through the window and I had a phobia of wasps. No one wanted to try to get rid of it. Cue the reformed class clown, batted the wasp with a hat so it stopped flying, and when we noticed it was still in the classroom and still alive, he whacked it with his shoe, killing that demon instantly. Luckily it was a solitary species so, no alarm pheromones, and that was the day Oscar redeemed himself. Also he didnt pull any pranks or stuff like that, he just made stupid jokes no one laughed at and annoyed people.
A kid at my school said he was gonna bomb the place, my school takes threats like that VERY seriously so he is suspended and needs a note from a therapist saying he’s ok
When I was at middle school I had a technology techer. He was a calm person that never raised his voice. He was a short guy with a chill voice. His lessons were chaos because everyone wouldn't listen to him. Also Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in my class thought that he was "weird" and "a p3dophile". He NEVER did something weird. Everyone would just be rude to him and one day one of my classmates even pushed him away and threatened to k1ll him (we were in 8th grade). He did that because the teacher said that he was goin to the principal because that guy made a "flamethrower" with profume. Everyone in my class agreed with that guy and they supported him. I tried to help the teacher but that guy started beating the sh1t out of me and everyone else was cheering. He opened the window of the room and told me that he would throw me out of the window and started punching me in the head. I thought I was about to d1e. After that, He got suspended for 1 week and my last year of middle school finally ended.
My classmates were horrible people. Those were the worst three years of my life. I was scared of going to school because of them. those guys were complete id1iots. Thankfully, I've never met them again. And I hope I'll never will
Dang, I'm sorry that you and that teacher had to deal with that. Frick middle and highschool
There were several different types of class clowns in my middle school class and I was genuinely surprised why I was left off the hook time and time again, while other pranksters got in trouble.
Took me a few years to realise why.
I was very depressed and coped with it by putting in massive amounts of energy into things that didn’t matter (because nothing mattered, and it brought a sense of accomplishment). I would gather several people into these pranks to help, including kids struggling in class or people who were normally bullied for something stupid, like making a weird theatrical scene, make half the school eat a garlic and not tell the teachers, create a realistic doll of my friend and cause utter confusion. I was mostly a straight A student, so while having fun, I usually had the freedom to simply put together a presentation last minute and wing an entire “project” out of my ass to cover up for a full several hours to months of nonexistent work. However, I did also regularly bring cake or freshly baked goods and accommodated for people’s allergies and dining restrictions. I knew every single rule and how to abuse loopholes, making the school create new rules to stop it from happening again, but never once was I sent to the office.
Was told years later that apparently I was the safe person to a lot of struggling kids the school couldn’t handle, so they realised it was easier to just leave me be.
There's this one time I had to visit a different class because someone kept annoying me. They were doing a french lesson and the self-proclaimed class clown kept harassing (physically and mentally) the teacher to the point where the teacher ran out of the classroom quitting her job on the spot. I'm now in the same class as them and it confuses me every time they brag about doing what they did as if it was some kind of achievement.
I wasn’t in this class but my friend was and told me this. My social studies teacher was new and she was my homeroom teacher. She was 26 so she was obviously young and laid back. Half the class were class clowns and lived getting on her nerves. During the last block of the day back in homeroom, she left the room and didn’t come back for the rest of the day or the next day. We were seriously concerned. Before she left she was crying. After she came back I asked her if she was fine because she was kind of like a friend to a lot of the grade. She said she was fine which made me happy.
I haven’t been around any extreme cases of class clowning, except for one time in middle school this one kid, Aaron pulled the fire alarm the day after a semi serious issue happened (I think something was going on in the boiler?), I didn’t know until my drama club was talking about it, I haven’t seen much of him after that, and I even heard that his parents apologized profusely for the incident.
Story 8. Wow i had an almost identical story about a class clown in first year of middle school. But kind of the opposite. We had biology class and the teacher was known to be the most strict teacher in any school in the entire city. Everyone had heard of her and feared her. No one would dare mess with her. Until that day. The biology class was about male and female genitalia. The class clown stands up, pulls down his pants (im pretty sure he kept his boxxers on) and with 0 fear he asks the teacher "will you show me how to put this on?" while holding a condom. The plot twist was to everyone's shocked and terrified looks (who we knew he was about to be expelled), the teacher laughed hard, said something along the lines of "not today" (dont quite remember unfortunately), told him to sit back down, he did and he got no repercussions at all. I am still in shock and awe whenever i think about it.
Class clowns are people who do or don’t get punishments and will continue to do these bad things. I have a story about the class clown i was in school’s with.
We were doing a fire drill that happens every month without the fire department coming. Just after we did the drill, we head back inside. 5 minutes later, the fire alarm was pulled and the fire department came. It was from the class clown from another grade that’s lower than mine. The kid was arrested and was pressed charges on.
Yeah, Mine gets away with beating up kids and laughing and harassing people who like different stuff. And here’s those dumb students who think it’s very hilarious
I'm from a small town so a lot of guys here are your typical class clowns (white, very alt right/just hates minorities and disrespects teachers but has a "charm" that still makes teachers like them)
The worst type of people my grade has right now are just preppy, wannabe suburban athletes. However in middle school we had 2 major class clowns. The first one was just your typical class clown, not that extreme but still most extreme that most. However in 8th grade, he, along with 3 others died in a car crash. All 4 were from the same car and werent wearing a seatbelt while the only survivor was.
The other was this beaver looking kid who did nazi salutes in class, he got arrested weeks before covid for assault.
This kid at my school was an absolute jerk to me and my sister but everyone glorified him. My sister had actually been friends with him, so I knew he a terrible home life. One day he got engaged in a fight and started to beat a kid with a metal pipe. He was expelled and never heard of him again.
One time my class had PE and were playing indoor hockey. The teacher specifically said to not swing the rackets because it could hurt someone. Of course there was a group of boys that did the complete opposite of that. And one of them swung it right into a girl’s face. I remember standing at the edge of the court coz I didn’t feel like playing and seeing her walking down the gym with a teacher with a trail of behind her. The racket that was used had snapped from the impact. The thing that got me and the other girls so angry was the fact that when the game continued, the boys kept playing like nothing happened. And yes, they were still swinging the rackets. When the class ended there was still blood on the floor and I ended up having some kind of panic attack in the bathroom coz it was the first time I saw that much real blood. And I’m sure it made a lot of the other kids uneasy as well. And some the boys were JOKING about it! I caught up with the girl later and I turned out she got cut down to the cheekbone and had to get inner and outer stitches. She’s probably gonna be stuck with that scar for the rest of her life.
Does anyone else remember the story of the class clown asking a shy girl out as a joke, only for it to backfire so bad on him because she turned out to be really obsessive and clingy of him to the point where he switched schools?
Freshman year of high school our marine biology and art class went to the Oregon Coast for a field trip. My mom joined as a chaperone as well as to see Oregon with me (we've gone when I was a little kid before). Our first night, we stopped at a school who was nice enough to let us stay at the gymnasium. Our history teacher (HT) is telling everyone what he's expecting on the trip; best behavior, nothing inappropriate, etc. At the end he asks if there's any questions. Guess who raised his hand? Yep, Class Clown.
"Where do babies come from?"
While HT was angrily yelling that this is what he was talking about, I was mentally face palming as my mom was baffled by the question and mentally asking herself if Clown actually said that.
4:09 c'mon man that's fucken hilarious. seems like the teacher agreed.
edit: prime minister guy's a legend for that
Story 28 is so devious it’s probably not even real. The dude who did this is a danger to society.
9:57 Yes, that is related. If the eraser went in far enough, it could have damaged his brain and his ability to sit down.
24:13 this literally happened about a week ago with a girl in my school, she was hospitalized but I think she's better now
"if that finger had balls you'd be pregnant"
God damn that is good
So my Social Studies class in 8th grade managed to get a substitute banned from ever coming to our school again because they just led her on about what the permanent teacher allowed and didn't allow, and just ended making things hell for this teacher and the administration, seeing as she was never allowed to back. Anyways, the was the only time I've ever seen an entire class get detention, with the only the only exception being me and like three students who decided to stay the course with following class and school rules. It's been over 5 years now since that happened, I'm about ready to go to college, but I still think about a the substitute that my class ran out of the school. I hope she's doing well now.
Not a crazy story but, when I was in elementary school (fifth grade) there where these two kids (Sincere & Kevin). They both liked to smuggle more than on carton of orange juice at lunch (which wasn't allowed) and had a contest on who could drink them faster. Soon everyone who sat at the table started stealing like five orange juice cartons and giving them to the kids. At one point they each had at least 15 cartons. They would hide the empty ones under the table, so the teachers wouldn't see. On day, one of the worst teachers that we all hated came over to the table. I had been the one to steal the orange juice that day, and they all snitched on me. I was yelled at by the teacher, and she claimed to have told the principal, but I had never gotten in trouble. I thought about it with the others, about how I got in trouble for orange juice. We all thought it was pretty funny.
29:21 They still let him teach?🤢
#57 reminds me of a story someone told me. He said the senior prank at his high school one year was for all the seniors to gather in the hallway and throw bouncy balls at everyone who passed by. It turns out one of the kids passing by had a latex allergy and ended up having to go to the hospital as a result of this "prank."
Story one
“He farted and pooped himself, how silly”
Story two
“He committed 1st degree murder on our teacher”
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There was this group of 4 jokers in my history class we were learning about the Rwandan genocide.
One kids says, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tutsi pop."
Then another says, "i think you mean how many cuts with a machete does it take to get to the center of a Tutsi pop."
The class did not laugh.
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Dude, the murder part caught me so off guard. 😯
Jesus, I wonder where the "Clown" is now
I have a story of my own: It wasn’t really that serious but I offended a lot of people that day. I was kind of a class clown all throughout my primary school years and I had almost no filter and would just say whatever I wanted all the time and do some pretty crazy stuff. I was worse than a normal kid though as I had autism and ADHD along with SCD and I would get in trouble pretty often and have to have a personal aid for my special needs I have a lot of crazy stories but I still think about this one almost 7 years later.
I was about nine and I had a friend with alopecia who was almost completely bald and I’m going to call Laura and didn’t wear a wig. People were pretty cool with it and I was too. However one day we were making avatars in technology class and there was an avatar on the screen that was still default and did not have hair on it yet. Of course, seeing this avatar, I was reminded of Laura, who was sitting in the class. So in class I blurted out something along the lines of “That default avatar looks like Laura” and then I started laughing hysterically thinking that I made a pretty funny joke. However, nobody found it funny and I look like a complete jerk. Laura didn’t really hear the comments but her friends did and they were all pretty offended. The special ed teachers forced me to write a apology and I couldn’t even look at her when I gave it to her because I felt so ashamed. To this day at 16 years old I am still pretty ashamed of what I’ve done and now I can kind of laugh at it but for a while I felt so bad about it but I almost found myself crying years later because I really didn’t mean to make her feel upset and I didn’t know the severity of what I had said. Hopefully Laura has forgotten about it or that she didn’t take offense from it. Hopefully y’all could also take a laugh from the story aswell.
aw oddly wholesome, youre fine
@@scribblecloud wholesome? I would have done a bad thing
@@ThatGreenCrystal what?
@@ThatGreenCrystal idk what you mean but i just said it was wholesome compared to the examples in the video because it wasnt meant to be mean and they took it back so quick.
@@scribblecloud ohh I meant if I was that girl I would of handled it differently…
The ‘COME GET US! WE’RE IN HERE!’ one actually got me laughing.
I have a story of my own: the class clown in our class got into trouble than faked having autism to get out of trouble (it worked and I hate that as an autistic person)
I would feel like absolute sh*t if I was the kid who hit the teacher with dodgeballs and accidentally murdered them. I know it is mean to hit someone in the first place, but accidentally killing them must be awful. I don’t know how I would live with myself knowing I killed someone who had done nothing wrong.
(I’m the type of person who remembers my minor mistakes from when I was in kindergarten)
I cried for 10 minutes for killing a fucking ant, I would probably just dissolve if I accidentally killed a human
Bro that story is straight up fake. That would be acme animation level ridiculous
@@uranian-Umbra bro cried after killing an ant🗿🤡
@@Elross_ so what
@@mandela663 🤡🤡why kill it then
I have a feeling your gonna like this one!
So this happened in the late 1970’s or early 1980’s (note this is not me this was a story about my dad, and it’s one of many favourites) so about at what I would expect to be at 8:00-9:00pm my dad and his friend Jason had made a couple pipe bombs and there was a party happening less than a block away. Soooooo… they decide to go up to the back door and proceed to light and throw one in. They then run to the next house over’s back yard. (The next thing to happen left them in a on foot chase and later ending up in them being chased by a car.)
Then the back door was blown off about 10 or so ft. Yes surprisingly they got away. And about the chase part it was not the cop but rather a bunch of under aged drunk teenagers. And that’s all
You need to put it on reddit
Ok don't forget to give Reddit your dad's first and last name, address and past criminal records
Just makes me mad that they got away with this (no offense) 😂
6:00 As a person with Autism I am disgusted in the way people treat us
I also have autism but I don’t get what he was doing
I think you should be treated the same as everyone else.
@@dirkapitated Took me a second to realize, at first I thought this meant "like the other autistic people" I'm a dumbass
@@BestBoi8 nah you good I'm not that much of an a-hole.
I have encountered few problems with other people being mean to me because of me being different or autistic (outside of elementary school because people would do trivial things that would bother me for the sake of getting a reaction, but it was never anything major). I mostly minded my own business and wouldn't bother people, so people left me alone for the most part. plus I tended to show more childlike and innocent behaviors so people probably left me alone because they didn't want to look bad.
whether people talked behind my back or not, I have no idea and honestly don't care. I don't care what people think of me. there may have been times where people tried something, but it may have r/whoooshed over my head.
in the end, I didn't have very negative experiences of bullying.
I'm a whole year late but I have a story of my own:
I remember this girl I had in biology class who was known as the class clown. She would do and say some pretty funny stuff but some times she would say things that would have you think she was weird but no one really said anything. I should have know she was weird when during class we had to dissect a rat and she cut the rats tail off so she could quote "poke people in the next class with it". Anyways, she came to class one day and she brought a bottle of hand sanitizer and I don't know if in her messed up mind if she thought this was a prank, but she goes to the hamsters and the rats cage and proceeded to put some in their water jugs. then she goes up the teachers desk and puts some in her thermos while laughing as if this is the best joke ever. I dont know if someone in class went out and told our teacher (our teacher usually was standing in the hall waiting for us to come in the classroom before the bell rang) or if she just saw her do it, but she found out and the girl was escorted out by the police and I never seen her for the rest of the year.
They bullied the Spanish teacher so bad she had a mental break. Her son was dying in Cuba, and she couldn’t get back to see him or get him here. They’d climb out the windows-first story classroom start screaming and pounding on their chests like gorillas, brought whole meals to her class. One day she just sat at her desk and cried and asked what she did to them.
Another one was my music teacher in middle school, she was close to retiring and didn’t really care as long as we were mostly quiet. On Halloween one year she played the theme to Halloween-Michael Meyers on the piano and handed out candy 3 kids took packages of skittles, opened them and pelted her with skittles as she played the piano. She started to cry and I screamed at them for being scum to her. She added me on FB after I graduated, and thanked me for that. My sister had her the next year and she didn’t do anything fun with them, no candy no Halloween theme or Christmas music… kids suck
This is really sad 😟
5:32 This reminds me of a person who would often make jokes about him getting abused by his parents if he didn't get good grades, he OFTEN said this in class infront of everyone. Mind you I have been severely abused both mentally and physically by my father. I eventually told him in private what I have been through, did he stop? No. So, wanting some sympathy from my classmates I told him in the middle of class right after he made his "usual joke" that I didn't like him saying such things because I have actually been abused and I am not kidding, this only made it worse because now the rest of class (only the boys) laughed with him as he pleaded to the teacher to be so kind and him good grades as a massive grin started forming on his lips as he told them. I don't know how many times I tried getting out of class before bursting into uncontrollable panic as flashbacks of my early childhood to early teens popped into my head one by one. This went on for 3 yesrs (7th - 9th grade). He never onced apologized or showed any kind of remorse over his actions.
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For story 15, I was in a discord server and a guy just started threating everybody with r word. Turns out one person in the server was r worded by a ex. Blocked the guy who made that joke immediately.
The class clown in my science class did the classic "jam something into an outlet that creates sparks and shuts off the power, and survive somehow"
GFCI's and grounding plugs(whatever they're called) are literal lifesavers, I still would never purposefully test them though
I had a friend in school she wasn’t a ‘class clown’ we’d usually be the victims of them. She used to do all kinds of stuff she broke my toes stamping on them but once we were doing javelin in PE and she threw it AT THE TEACHER (he was fine it missed him). No repercussions as everyone took it as an accident but I’m not sure if it was or wasn’t she’d always just act on impulse. (I feel I should add that she was really funny and so real and loyal which are traits not often seen in teenage girls. I think she just wasn’t getting the help she needed we’re out of touch now but I hope she’s doing okay.)
Another few short stories of class clowns - a group locked a substitute teacher in the supply closet and no one let her out we all left for lunch, one threw a chair at me and bruised my arms and chest, they made a teacher so angry she threw all her things on the floor and screamed before leaving the class to cry, bullied an autistic teacher until he gave up teaching altogether he’d only just left university. The last one was especially sad cause he was a great teacher I liked him a lot.
Once had a friend who wrote in a diary of a wimpy kid book. In one scene he colored a man black and made people say “HES BLACK!” while running. He handed the book to me and i showed it to some friends, Caused a whole shit to unfold but he was never caught. Still friends with him but damn, sometimes i wonder if i should still be friends after that.
One time in 7th period the class clown was joking about a turtle that got thrown and shell was broken and our 7th period teacher was trying to keep the turtle alive at her house and she yelled at him with tears in her eyes. Turns out the turtle died the next day
27:36 this story was just sad
I have two stories from the same class clown
1. He found out a history teacher was Jewish and lost her mother and grandparents in the holocaust. Spent the remaining 2 years he had her doing nazi salutes and making terrible jokes about the nazi party and the holocaust. She left later that year, its a shame since she was truly kind and caring.
2. Found out I was trans,gay and on the spectrum, basically an infinite store of ammo for a bully, what he seemed to have forgotten is that in my school, every lgbtq+ kid knew each other, and there was about 200 in total, not to mention I was the youngest in that group and had an almost familial relationship with most of the kids in this group, he left the school 1 year after he made the history teacher leave (almost to the day)
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so the idiot got his ass ruined.
@@based980 ballin
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7th grade, my school had a new PE teacher. There were two fights that I wasn't part of, and this was before our study hall time (we have PE first thing in the morning). I don't remember what happened in those fights, but one of them resulted in a student going to the assistant principal, if not the actual principal. After both of those fights were done, our PE teacher was pissed and screamed at a bunch of the students. Around 8:57 am, the PE teacher told us to get the **** out of the gym. We left, and some kids made fun of him getting angry. Me though, I was scared shitless because he screamed, so I ran to the girls bathroom and took the heaviest breather in the world. I was crying, shaking, I couldn't catch my breath, and the assistant PE teacher had to get me to my classroom, because she didn't think I'd make it by myself without panicking again. A few months later, that PE teacher left, and people said it was because he got fired for swearing.
I am the class clown in my class. It’s April 1st and I got Oreos for people in the class but rigged it so that the 1 girl I don’t like gets an Oreo with toothpaste instead of the white cream thing. I also offered the teacher a safe Oreo and knew that they would decline since it was April fools. I think I went to far too for the age I was when I did that.
4:26... you can feel the silence
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