[944] .50 BMG vs. Strongest Padlock in the World (Squire SS100CS)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • See me picking this lock: • [927] The Strongest Pa...
    Check out the lock’s little brother on Bill’s channel: • (1553) 50 BMG Rifle & ...

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @IBringBroadswoads
    @IBringBroadswoads 3 года назад +11674

    "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I've lost my patience"

    • @izukumidoriya641
      @izukumidoriya641 3 года назад +602

      “This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I’ve reached my breaking point.”

    • @than0shark
      @than0shark 3 года назад +465

      "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I found my wife with another man."

    • @ReiMizere
      @ReiMizere 3 года назад +360

      "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, say hello to my little friend"

    • @Gabriel-ij1hd
      @Gabriel-ij1hd 3 года назад +283

      "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,and today we're gonna teach you how to make the children quiet"

    • @achkmedss9890
      @achkmedss9890 3 года назад +62

      These are the greatest comments I’ve ever seen I swear 😂😂😂😂

  • @seanminnich5990
    @seanminnich5990 4 года назад +4507

    Just imagine someone looking at that lock and saying: get the c4 we're going in for the wall.
    But sir it's just a lock.
    The wall is weaker than the lock.

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 4 года назад +217

      The best part is that the wall would probably actually be less explosion resistant the the lock.

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 4 года назад +334

      The wall is 3 foot thick solid concrete. The lock is an inch of solid @$#% you. The wall will be easier to get through

    • @David-xu6xw
      @David-xu6xw 4 года назад +107

      Ya, 20 rounds of .50 cal would make quite a hole in most walls.

    • @ArcaneMaiden
      @ArcaneMaiden 4 года назад +15

      @@ussessexcv-9189 Good one. 😅

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 4 года назад +28

      Breaching shotgun at point blank range should do the trick

  • @WalnutBun
    @WalnutBun 5 лет назад +17185

    Squire executives after seeing this: "So the shackle needs to be reinforced."

    • @blu3kitten384
      @blu3kitten384 5 лет назад +1481

      Can you imagine if they kept doing these tests and everytime it opened, whatever broke was reinforced?

    • @whut9245
      @whut9245 5 лет назад +1952

      @@blu3kitten384 you would just have a titanium brick at the end with a keyhole

    • @drewrobertson93
      @drewrobertson93 5 лет назад +1154

      @@whut9245 Keyhole is a vulnerability. Literally just have a titanium brick encompass whatever you're trying to protect.

    • @mark_fi
      @mark_fi 5 лет назад +348

      @@whut9245 Titanium isn't as strong as hardened steel.

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 5 лет назад +575

      @@mark_fi Yup. Titanium is stronger if you use the same weight of material. Steel is stronger if the parts are the same volume.

  • @petergamache5368
    @petergamache5368 3 года назад +2430

    Squire: "Was I a good lock?"
    LPL: "Yes. You were the best lock."

    • @PerfectionHunter
      @PerfectionHunter 2 года назад +73

      Queue: Sad music as the lock draws its final breath with a weak smile, and then goes still. Fade to black. Enter end credits... and tears :,(

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 года назад +46

      *lets out a howl, for a warrior has arrived at the gates of Sto Vo Kor*

    • @gates531
      @gates531 2 года назад +4

      @@CiaranMaxwell today was a good day to die.

    • @professionaldumbass1
      @professionaldumbass1 2 года назад +27

      to think that a lock is more worthy for valhalla than i am

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 Год назад

      @@professionaldumbass1 Do not feel bad most are not worthy to enter my Alfathers kingdom.

  • @yungfruitsalad1401
    @yungfruitsalad1401 5 лет назад +24706

    That lock has such inexcusable design flaws all you’d need is a small artillery cannon or a tactical nuke and it would open right up so easily smh

    • @rolirolster
      @rolirolster 5 лет назад +148

      Lolz :-)

    • @petlahk4119
      @petlahk4119 5 лет назад +809

      Actually, I'm not sure that a tactical nuke *would* open it. Artillery cannon yeah. Nuke, not sure.

    • @SandBoxJohn
      @SandBoxJohn 5 лет назад +377

      And destroy whatever it was securing.

    • @Nevir202
      @Nevir202 5 лет назад +475

      petlahk well, I mean, vaporized is “open” right? 🤣

    • @DrPersonman
      @DrPersonman 5 лет назад +372

      @@petlahk4119 Interestingly, there was actually test of a tactical nuke where they sat a tank about 300 meters away from the blast ("Operation Totem" I think). Not only did it survive but it also kept being used, though I think I read something about issues with some residual radioactivity. So while I seriously doubt this lock could survive the very core of the blast, I'm sure it could tank a near hit. Hell, if it was a little ways away I would not be too surprised if you could still open it with the keys.

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 4 года назад +6247

    Not gonna lie, if I see someone shooting a .50 rifle at my padlock, they can just take my stuff seriously :-P

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 4 года назад +96

      No shooting needed here...

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 4 года назад +194

      Don't ya wonder why 'Squire' don't make doors & walls to go with their locks?? 😂😂

    • @postindustrial76
      @postindustrial76 4 года назад +23

      @@Digitalhunny Cause it would be expensive

    • @Shottyshotgun1
      @Shottyshotgun1 4 года назад +66

      @@postindustrial76 these locks are for specialized security, I'd imagine they would sell specialized security doors at a premium instead of fancy bedroom doors

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 4 года назад +30

      .50 BMG is $5000+ And ammo is $3.35 a shot. I'm sure what ever you have is gonna come with armed guards.

  • @viado69
    @viado69 4 года назад +6992

    "this is lockpicking lawyer"
    proceeds to show 3 rifles

    • @humorss
      @humorss 4 года назад +434

      "this is lockshooting lawyer"

    • @bigmackium8844
      @bigmackium8844 4 года назад +376

      This is american lockpickinglawyer

    • @Acistra
      @Acistra 4 года назад +215

      Those are his "speciality" lockpicks

    • @rafasilva1265
      @rafasilva1265 4 года назад +100

      Texas edition

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 года назад +46

      Thats what I like to call the subtle approach.....

  • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
    @Gunners_Mate_Guns 3 года назад +502

    The .50 BMG must be the most expensive lock pick I've ever seen.

    • @evilbred974
      @evilbred974 Год назад +20

      $12-$15 per round where I am.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Год назад +5

      Have you seen the automatic safe knob turner that costs over $1000 and still takes hours to get results?

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 4 года назад +15841

    *"I can pick a lock from a mile away"*

    • @thatonewaguy7841
      @thatonewaguy7841 4 года назад +247

      Damn fine shot if you can, I think that’d be a record

    • @rzr2ffe325
      @rzr2ffe325 4 года назад +55

      Not really picking at that point ha

    • @adrianc.6714
      @adrianc.6714 4 года назад +31

      Rzr2ffe yes it is what do you mean

    • @lorddarthvader6289
      @lorddarthvader6289 4 года назад +78

      What about the droid attack on the wookies?

    • @MatmoeLP
      @MatmoeLP 4 года назад +34

      @@lorddarthvader6289 what about the destruction of Alderaan?

  • @boozle8125
    @boozle8125 3 года назад +7051

    I'm glad that you're putting these locks to the test in real world situations like this

    • @kingfisherc9608
      @kingfisherc9608 3 года назад +227

      Why are you from a war zone?

    • @sam6231
      @sam6231 3 года назад +182

      Do you live in Afghanistan?

    • @jackeronie6490
      @jackeronie6490 3 года назад +572

      @@sam6231 darned kids always stealing my bike with a leftover M2 Browning

    • @reeces.pieces3
      @reeces.pieces3 3 года назад +213

      @@jackeronie6490 yesterday some guy stole my skateboard using a Type 96 25 mm AT/AA Gun

    • @Ab1911A1
      @Ab1911A1 3 года назад +56

      It’s faster just to snap the chain then the lock

  • @RickGladwin
    @RickGladwin 3 года назад +5873

    *bang*
    “Nothing on .22…”
    *bang*
    “Little click on .33…”

    • @zane9464
      @zane9464 3 года назад +644

      Binding on .50

    • @dominickkramer6469
      @dominickkramer6469 3 года назад +194

      @@zane9464 BANG
      and thats all she wrote on the artillery strike

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 года назад +59

      It’s not opening! *proceeds to shoot the chain*

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 3 года назад +17

      Nothing on .50

    • @ThejaBreLoL
      @ThejaBreLoL 2 года назад +3

      Ahahahahaha

  • @IQuarent
    @IQuarent 3 года назад +845

    "Now that I've shown how many .50 cal bullets it takes to destroy this thing, I have another one I'm going to open by exploiting a flaw in it's mechanism using nothing but a paper towel and a rubber ducky."

    • @KitLaughlin
      @KitLaughlin 2 года назад +28

      "using nothing but a paper towel, a rubber ducky, and a limp noodle..."

    • @EnclavegovtofficialUSA
      @EnclavegovtofficialUSA Год назад

      ​@@KitLaughlin"that being my cock"

  • @jacobhall4655
    @jacobhall4655 4 года назад +2569

    "556 in one, 50-cal in two, there's some binding in three"

  • @Pellbort
    @Pellbort 4 года назад +1362

    "In the end, the Squire SS100CS can be easily defeated with a relatively low-skilled attack using just a piece of a Red Bull can, 30 feet of det cord and a brick of C4."

  • @AntneeUK
    @AntneeUK 3 года назад +2806

    This feels like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, where he tries to blow up a padlock to get into a building, but after destroying the building the padlock is still perfectly intact

  • @erin8050
    @erin8050 2 года назад +501

    The LPL: "I don't think the 556 or the armour piercing 308's gonna do the trick."
    Bill: "Well, we carried it all out her though..."
    The LPL: "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it."
    Bill: "Oh, ok."
    Best exchange of the whole video (honorable mention to all the times they tried to hold the shot lock).

  • @honeydewd4847
    @honeydewd4847 4 года назад +8842

    If someone stole my bike using a rifle, I gotta say they earned it.

    • @thermobollocks
      @thermobollocks 4 года назад +269

      That might be considered robbery instead

    • @nick-in6rl
      @nick-in6rl 4 года назад +245

      Jesus just imagine being held at gun point in your yard while another person is just dumping clips into a lock trying get it to break. By the time their done the bike/whatever you had this laying against is going to be completely beat up and possibly broken. I think it would be easier for them to sit down and change a bike tire in the time it would take to dump mag after mag into it and probably more cost effective.

    • @legosans926
      @legosans926 4 года назад +172

      It would be cheaper to just buy another bike

    • @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598
      @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598 4 года назад +128

      If you use this monster to keep your bike, you're probably paranoid enough to have a whole team of bodyguards around you at all time.

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 4 года назад +2

      lol

  • @slick4401
    @slick4401 4 года назад +2335

    Squire SS100CS: "Was I a good padlock?"
    LPL: "No."
    Squire SS100CS: "Oh."
    LPL: "You were the best."

    • @gamesrules1223
      @gamesrules1223 4 года назад +4

      I’m the first comment

    • @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100
      @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 4 года назад +3

      @@gamesrules1223 you want an award?

    • @crystalizedapple5891
      @crystalizedapple5891 4 года назад

      @@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 a healthy human mind doesn't wake up thinking about making an award for someone who made a "first" reply, but i think that's a luxury, not a curse

    • @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100
      @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 4 года назад +2

      @@crystalizedapple5891 you want an award?

    • @crystalizedapple5891
      @crystalizedapple5891 4 года назад

      @@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 the word "award" doesn't mean anything to you does it?

  • @thegeth4293
    @thegeth4293 4 года назад +3433

    People 2 miles away: what was that huge bang? It sounded like a gun
    Bike thief: *sweats nervously*

    • @bobjones3533
      @bobjones3533 4 года назад +58

      Ahh yes the perfect bike lock

    • @jugganaut33
      @jugganaut33 4 года назад +71

      *Tires punctured*
      *Brake lines severed*
      *Frame chewed up*
      *Pedestrians dead*
      Bike thief: only took $80. Bargain!
      Bikes remaining value: $10.

    • @ronaldpen9412
      @ronaldpen9412 4 года назад +19

      **Looks at lock**
      **Looks at the wooden pole that lock is attached to**
      That lock cant be too hard aight?

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 года назад

      @@ronaldpen9412 right*. aight is a completely different word.

    • @michealangel1556
      @michealangel1556 4 года назад +1

      It’s just a piece of metal covering the actual lock nothing amazing their many weaknesses this lock has I’m sure thousands of locks are bullet proof

  • @danielbowman1986
    @danielbowman1986 2 года назад +578

    This is the LockPickingLawyer and we're out here at the range, where we're going to see how many rounds of this Nerf gun it takes for this Masterlock to open. I've attached the lock to the frame and I see that it has already opened itself up, as if in surrender.

    • @paytonwasemiller2395
      @paytonwasemiller2395 2 года назад +41

      This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

    • @AnthonyMute
      @AnthonyMute 6 месяцев назад +2

      You sir can have a whatever you drink and pay 😂😂😂

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 4 года назад +2233

    New slogan for the lock "You'll get tired of shooting it"

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 года назад +18

      Or "we are the waste basket for bullets!"

    • @SNNY-SKTR
      @SNNY-SKTR 4 года назад +18

      If the company adopts this y'all heard it from this dude first lol.

    • @bremsstrahlung2306
      @bremsstrahlung2306 4 года назад

      Loool 😂

    • @T0mmy7777
      @T0mmy7777 3 года назад +1

      More like,you will enjoy shooting it

    • @TheNitrop
      @TheNitrop 3 года назад

      That's a great slogan!

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC 3 года назад +4048

    "This is the LockpickingLawyer and what we have here today is a hardened steel, covered in titanium and kevlar padlock, meant to hold fire from anti-tank sniper rifles. And I will show you how it can be opened in less than a half second. To do that, we just need this GAU-12 25mm Rotary Cannon that BosnianBill and I made, load it with a belt of 250 rounds with depleted uranium, let the AI controller lock onto the target, and give slight touch on the trigger. *BRRRT*. As we can see folks, it doesn't matter how strong your lock is, there will always be a destructive method that can break it and everything around it. In any case, that's all I have for you today"

    • @Transbbsaral
      @Transbbsaral 3 года назад +26

      😭😭😭🤣

    • @Steelythestacker
      @Steelythestacker 3 года назад +73

      No it goes "BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP"

    • @GaryMSanchez
      @GaryMSanchez 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahaga!

    • @Drackzgull
      @Drackzgull 3 года назад +73

      I know it was a joke and all, and it's not really relevant for that purpose, but .50 BMG rifles are neither anti-tank (unless you're back in World War 1) nor sniper, they don't have the power for the earlier, nor the precision for the latter. They're what's known as anti-materiel rifles, meant to defeat light armored vehicles and equipment, to destroy things suspected to contain explosives from a safe distance, and other such tasks.

    • @justaorangewithapeel7986
      @justaorangewithapeel7986 3 года назад +34

      @@Drackzgull ggwp never said anything about a 50 BMG

  • @mattooi4322
    @mattooi4322 3 года назад +2169

    Didn't even mention how no rounds punched all the way through. The back is totally intact. Incredible.

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 3 года назад +52

      the 7.62x51 ap rounds dont carry enough energy to do it and they only fired fmj 50.s at it thats like tryin to push a marshmallow through a phonebook. that bein said it was still kinda impressive how well it held up

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 2 года назад +113

      The main reason is the fact it was swinging, so a good deal of the energy was lost simply pushing the lock backwards. If you want an analogy, try stabbing a piece of paper with a pencil while it's hanging by pegs from a clothes dryer. Now put it over a baking dish and tape all four sides down so it is tight and try again. That's the difference.

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 2 года назад +86

      @@chrisburn7178 A Channel by the name of Going Ballistic actually tested the same lock against some ap 50 cals with a big wooden log as backsupport and somehow it still took a bunch of shots till it finally broke (the APs didnt even make it all the way through)
      A SLAP would probably breeze right through and if you went for the steel rods connecting it you would also crack it open in no time but the body of this target has some serious meat to it

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 2 года назад +11

      @@julianeder4699 Interesting! Didn't know others had tried as well. It's a pretty good bit of kit eh!

    • @julianeder4699
      @julianeder4699 2 года назад +27

      @@chrisburn7178 Well anytime a tough product or a product that claims to be top notch hits the market its only a question of time till people start firing supersonic lead at it.
      Im just happy when people with the proper knowledge and equipment test it (LPL with his knowledge on how the lock operates and Going Ballistic with their arsenal of exotic/expensive and hard to come by ammunition are 2 channels that i would class as experts in the field)
      Still waitin for that SLAP round tho that should blow that lock a new one

  • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
    @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 2 года назад +304

    LPL: Now open, worthy adversary.
    Squire SS100CS: 'Tis but a scratch!
    LPL: You've got a deep hole in your shackle.
    Squire: I've had worse.

    • @lamefart
      @lamefart 2 года назад +24

      LPL: You liar!
      Squire: Come on, you pansy!

    • @mattk6707
      @mattk6707 2 месяца назад +1

      LPL: {shoots 20 rounds of .50 BMG}
      Squire: All right, we'll call it a draw.

  • @ViralKiller
    @ViralKiller 3 года назад +5718

    After 2 years of picking locks the standard way, the lock picking lawyer decided to just shoot at them...

    • @misusaki8980
      @misusaki8980 3 года назад +99

      He was probably thinking "Wait a second, all this time I could of just shot the locks"

    • @ctc2469
      @ctc2469 3 года назад +11

      50 cal not real suttle thou

    • @azzygoh5662
      @azzygoh5662 3 года назад +10

      Clearly you haven't seen the ramset vids XD

    • @t.r.4496
      @t.r.4496 3 года назад +10

      He got bored with picking locks, and he decided we needed more content.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 3 года назад +22

      @@ctc2469 With a 50 cal you do not need to be subtle. No guard are going to be stupid enough to get in the way.

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 года назад +4576

    "I don't think the 5.56 or armor-piercing .308 is gonna do it."
    "Well, we carried it all out he-"
    "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it."
    *AMERICA 100*

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 3 года назад +304

      Lmao I loved the softer "oh okay alright" from Bosnian Bill after he is reassured that they're going to still use all the ammo

    • @animalkiller6669
      @animalkiller6669 3 года назад +18

      Big chungus 1000

    • @JonathanBelmontX
      @JonathanBelmontX 3 года назад +5

      @@kahnu893 I think he was i either thinking wooh I still get to shoot it or. What a waste its not gonna open to those we should head straight for the big guns.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 года назад +34

      i own a 308, and let me just say, ive made some homeloads and, being a jackass, decided to make a cast iron slug.
      Never again. just...never again. first, and last, time i will make something able to go through the 4x4 pine post holding the target AND the triple layer of plywood that is backed by a sand berm. We found the slug 2 feet into the sand berm...

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 3 года назад +3

      @@dreamwolf7302 did you hit the target

  • @Fedico7000
    @Fedico7000 3 года назад +387

    There's something amazingly comedic about hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" while looking at a huge lock with big ass guns behind it.

    • @ChewBakaYT
      @ChewBakaYT 3 года назад +2

      a 50bmg is good pick after all

  • @yoloscrub7537
    @yoloscrub7537 3 года назад +216

    Guy selling him the guns:
    So uh what u gonna use this for
    Lpl:
    Lock picking

  • @biomechanism1
    @biomechanism1 4 года назад +3323

    Ebay: Selling lock in mild condition

    • @nikolozka1
      @nikolozka1 4 года назад +19

      Or, New other

    • @user-le2rz6sk3b
      @user-le2rz6sk3b 4 года назад +55

      Still safer than a master lock😂

    • @rayjaymor8754
      @rayjaymor8754 4 года назад +26

      Well I mean, they took the rubber casing off... so just slip it back on.
      No low ball offers! I know what I got!

    • @tonylomeli5080
      @tonylomeli5080 4 года назад +3

      *Mild* Condition

    • @Taken-Edits
      @Taken-Edits 4 года назад +4

      mint*

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 года назад +4928

    The amount of ammo it took to break this is worth more than whatever it is you’re trying to steal

    • @MrMeow-iq7kq
      @MrMeow-iq7kq 3 года назад +192

      capitalism at its finest.

    • @oliverlemley9343
      @oliverlemley9343 3 года назад +255

      3 dollars a round time 20 shots =60 bucks i sure hope somone would use this to protect something a little more valuable

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 3 года назад +50

      @@oliverlemley9343 plus all the others used

    • @donkey4
      @donkey4 3 года назад +182

      @@oliverlemley9343 50 cal rounds are about 12 to 15 dollars a round

    • @oliverlemley9343
      @oliverlemley9343 3 года назад +89

      @@donkey4 holy hell where are you buying them from

  • @reterbid6215
    @reterbid6215 3 года назад +1817

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and this is my Lock-Picking-Minigun™"

    • @rabbitdrink
      @rabbitdrink 3 года назад +50

      i am lock picking lawyer
      and this
      is my lockpick

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 года назад +62

      @@rabbitdrink "it takes 400 thousand dollars to use this lock pick, for 12 seconds"

    • @lexdalex1
      @lexdalex1 3 года назад +6

      Say hello to my little friend

    • @Nano0k
      @Nano0k 3 года назад +14

      "You'll likely want to use the majority of your tension on your support arm, and light to medium tension on the finger actuator."

    • @Rencol666
      @Rencol666 3 года назад +2

      ¨.... i got from bosnian bill"

  • @luisromerobarrios
    @luisromerobarrios 2 года назад +152

    So you just need a vest full of this locks to be truly invincible...

    • @breezy5673
      @breezy5673 2 года назад +40

      A yes the 200kgs vest

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 2 года назад +1

      @@breezy5673 So? Maybe it will look quite stupid and you can't stand upright or walk but you will be protected for from the unlikely event of being shot at with a .50cal

    • @greenyoshi777
      @greenyoshi777 Год назад +11

      Hope you're good at robotics because you're gonna need an exoskeleton suit!

    • @user-xsn5ozskwg
      @user-xsn5ozskwg 9 месяцев назад +3

      I know the others mentioned the weight but I'm just imagining the soft tissue damage from all the energy being directed into your body even though there's no penetration.

    • @greenyoshi777
      @greenyoshi777 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@user-xsn5ozskwg Also bones breaking. Bone fragments can kill ya too!

  • @doctorosullivan
    @doctorosullivan 3 года назад +3177

    Losing your GoPro to shrapnel while in the desert shooting 50 cals at a lock trying to blow it up for fun is the most American thing ever haha

    • @pizzamon795
      @pizzamon795 3 года назад +30

      Bald eagles

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 3 года назад +52

      @@pizzamon795 Not just bald eagles, screaming bald eagles :)

    • @williamroberts5716
      @williamroberts5716 3 года назад +31

      @@Carstuff111 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon.

    • @nathankim9170
      @nathankim9170 3 года назад +44

      @@williamroberts5716 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8

    • @luviskol
      @luviskol 3 года назад +23

      @@nathankim9170 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8 covered with Maple syrup with a side order of fries and a diet coke

  • @juancesaretti
    @juancesaretti 5 лет назад +3171

    Nothing on one, little click out of two, bullet hole on three...

  • @eragonfan360
    @eragonfan360 5 лет назад +1474

    The fact that the back of it was damn near spotless is amazing. Definitely a tough lock.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 4 года назад +23

      not really, having it hanging looses a lot of energy on impact. the energy is not only absorbed but also given to the lock in a longer timeframe. i dont thin kthe back survives if the lock would be mounted hard. but ofc the riccochet risk then is probably too high.
      and shooting sucha tiny lock at 100 yards isnt much fun either

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 4 года назад +35

      @@woswasdenni1914 chances are that you would end up destroying whatever is behind the lock before the lock

  • @TreytoRx
    @TreytoRx 3 года назад +98

    “Oh I didn’t say we weren’t gonna shoot it” loved that 😂

  • @crimsonhalo13
    @crimsonhalo13 4 года назад +1686

    "Welcome to Demolition Ranch, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer ..."

    • @ryanweeter3443
      @ryanweeter3443 4 года назад +55

      That would be dope

    • @parrotgaming1960
      @parrotgaming1960 4 года назад +21

      Please make this a thing

    • @creepytheft
      @creepytheft 4 года назад +28

      I'd love to hear the LPL do the Demo ranch outro to be honest

    • @EvanPederson
      @EvanPederson 4 года назад +30

      The crossover we never knew we needed.

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 года назад +16

      "This is a 5000 joule airgun with steel-tipped bolt that Joerg and I made few days ago, and we're going to test it on this lock. Let me show you its feature."

  • @user-bo8yt4uc8b
    @user-bo8yt4uc8b 5 лет назад +2272

    This is important consumer information

    • @toshikartoshi
      @toshikartoshi 5 лет назад +26

      What else would it be

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 5 лет назад +160

      _"So, I have a neighbor with strong grudge against padlocks, and he has a 50 cal rifle. How many rounds can I expect this lock to tank?"_

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 лет назад +5

      Them bullets are expensive :(

    • @humanmold
      @humanmold 5 лет назад

      Absolutely vital.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 5 лет назад +6

      Anyone else think they should have invited Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?

  • @samueljohnston9639
    @samueljohnston9639 3 года назад +3225

    So if I'm a robber and i see this lock, I should just take an axe to the door

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 3 года назад +162

      Buy a reinforced door.

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 3 года назад +102

      Here's Johnny!

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 года назад +265

      the door would certainly give sooner than this lock, the nearby wall would probably too

    • @Anonymous-gu2pk
      @Anonymous-gu2pk 3 года назад +37

      Use a tank.

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 года назад +13

      You misspelled 50bmg

  • @4shi10
    @4shi10 3 года назад +58

    the fact that not only does LPL have the ability to lockpick anything, and that he also has 100% accuracy is absolutely terrifying

  • @kevlarstorm5211
    @kevlarstorm5211 4 года назад +1449

    “High velocity armour piercing, it’ll take the hat off of an elite at 2000 yards.”
    Padlock: lol wut

    • @alexburke853
      @alexburke853 4 года назад +50

      Kevlar Storm and they ain’t cheap

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 4 года назад +9

      The Halo sniper rifle doesn't fire 50. BMG it fires 20mm bullets.

    • @Cheater357
      @Cheater357 4 года назад +21

      @@Nater2004 Halo sniper fires 14.5mmx114mm rounds. .50 cal comes out to 12.7mm. 20mm is what you would find in use for canons and mounted guns on aircraft.

    • @Nater2004
      @Nater2004 4 года назад +2

      @@Cheater357 from what I heard it's 20mm

    • @thefriendd6506
      @thefriendd6506 4 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure the bullets he shot were standard ball, so you can't really make that meme without testing actual AP ammo on it.

  • @Habreno
    @Habreno 5 лет назад +1335

    Squire:
    "Can we send you a new one and you send us that one back? We'd like it as a trophy."

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 5 лет назад +252

      They probably would. Hang that thing in the front lobby of their headquarters with pictures at every desk in their QC department.
      "You have to literally use an anti-material rifle to break our lock."

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 лет назад +59

      @@Taolan8472 I would love to see the locker room at Squire HQ.

    • @IncenseAgallochum
      @IncenseAgallochum 5 лет назад +82

      @@Taolan8472 In a display case with 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of armor-piercing .308, and 20 rounds of 50

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 5 лет назад +20

      @@IncenseAgallochum How much did that ammunition used weigh? More or less than the lock?

    • @AMRIV
      @AMRIV 5 лет назад +30

      @@57thorns Including the case and powder it would come out to about 6lbs of bullets. Could be + or - a pound or two depending on the exact types used.

  • @bogdanovr
    @bogdanovr 5 лет назад +14439

    Send it back for manufacturer exchange and claim your dog chewed on it

    • @laffy134
      @laffy134 5 лет назад +988

      Bedrock teeth

    • @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
      @xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 5 лет назад +487

      Fun little anecdote I know it's no super duper padlock but my dog flattened the scoop on an aluminum ice cream scoop the aluminum was high grade too

    • @stealyoflow653
      @stealyoflow653 5 лет назад +31

      Lmao

    • @thetorguy849
      @thetorguy849 5 лет назад +309

      Would hate to be on the receiving end of that dog bite

    • @redzeppelin6
      @redzeppelin6 5 лет назад +21

      that got me good.

  • @ouroboros4049
    @ouroboros4049 3 года назад +33

    “hey guys, lock picking lawyer here, and today I’m done with your shit”

  • @ex-d7408
    @ex-d7408 3 года назад +2544

    This is literally the most intimidating intro he had ever done. "This is lock Picking Lawyer *with a soft voice*" while showing 3 heavy firearms + 2 full magazines + approximately 12 extra 50 BMG bullets.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 года назад +314

      "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today i got tired of people that leave dislikes"

    • @chrisbarnes7804
      @chrisbarnes7804 3 года назад +138

      This is the lock picking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you why your workplace and place of residence require stronger locks.

    • @crazypizzaman
      @crazypizzaman 3 года назад +169

      @@canter1ter “The average person may not realize this but every dislike comes from a person with a name and an address, and today we will be testing all the locks on their homes”

    • @analcough5321
      @analcough5321 3 года назад +50

      "this is the lockpicking lawyer and soon i will be conducting a raid on your house, keep me out for 4 hours and ill give you a free Covert Companion. you have only 2 weeks to prepare. godspeed"

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 2 года назад +13

      @@analcough5321 (explosion sound resounds as you panick, LPL with a loaded gun infront of you) "Ok to prove this wasn't a fluke, I will try this again" (leaves and gives you another week)

  • @Blackmark7410
    @Blackmark7410 4 года назад +2985

    Scene from an action movie:
    Hero infiltrates the bad guys base, and find the girl locked in a cell. He takes aim at the lock with his pistol.
    Hero: Wait, is that a Squire?
    Girl: What?
    Hero: That lock, it's a Squire, I ain't got no chance!
    Girl: What does that mean?
    Hero: It means i'm out, see ya.

    •  4 года назад +316

      He just needs to shoot at the bars of the cell, as they are probably weaker than the lock.

    • @trashymontyy2385
      @trashymontyy2385 4 года назад +69

      Picks lock*😂

    • @amphiumaiii7058
      @amphiumaiii7058 4 года назад +150

      He could just pull up LockPickingLawyer video 927 on his phone to see how to pick the lock.

    • @nicolrb2210
      @nicolrb2210 4 года назад +28

      Amauri E. Alcántara it’s a bunch of connected squires

    • @yokunjon
      @yokunjon 4 года назад +23

      Sounds more like a commercial to me. :D

  • @kingofstuff1732
    @kingofstuff1732 3 года назад +1269

    Somewhere there's the lock designer for Squire pumping his fist in the air going, "YEESSS!!"

    • @PownyRider
      @PownyRider 3 года назад +1

      xD yeah^^

    • @Kieselmeister
      @Kieselmeister 3 года назад +23

      @The champs of Gaming .50 bmg WAS designed as an anti-tank round... just from WW1...
      It was a bit too small by the time WW2 came around, but there were still a few Italian and IJA light tanks which it could penetrate.

    • @patrickdabs
      @patrickdabs 3 года назад +7

      @@Kieselmeister I think he meant the 120mm cannon on an Abrams tank,

    • @RickGladwin
      @RickGladwin 3 года назад +13

      “Sir the Lock Picking Lawyer is doing an episode on our padlock”
      *starts to sweat*
      “He’s shooting it with armour-piercing rounds”
      *starts to smile*

    • @cthrekgoru
      @cthrekgoru 3 года назад +1

      Back is still intact. Very tough lock…

  • @christianilson
    @christianilson 3 года назад +89

    After this I had to think of him and Bosnian Bill playing Russian Roulette.
    “Click out of one…“

  • @bigmango202
    @bigmango202 4 года назад +730

    I love how the back still looks fine

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 4 года назад +6

      yeah, I notice that also lol

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 4 года назад +17

      *Demolition Ranch dude starts sweating*

  • @redlofi9210
    @redlofi9210 5 лет назад +1531

    this is the first time youtube has recommended me a video about lockpicking
    >lockpicking
    >.50 BMG

    • @vivekr150
      @vivekr150 4 года назад +10

      Liked ur comment for shiina

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 4 года назад +11

      Try watching LockPickingLawyer’s videos on the regular like I do. Then you’ll be recommended them more often.

    • @robertphillips5639
      @robertphillips5639 4 года назад +1

      The

    • @cf6282
      @cf6282 4 года назад

      Same for me. Amazing how many followers he has. Chilling to see how easily he picks locks.

    • @nyaxayn7885
      @nyaxayn7885 4 года назад +2

      .50 is a timeless classic.

  • @Lt_Beam
    @Lt_Beam 4 года назад +2198

    "I don't think the 556 or the AP 308 is gonna do the trick"
    "Well, we carried it all out here though"
    "Well, I ain't say we weren't gonna shot it"
    America, America. Never change

    • @dukeman7595
      @dukeman7595 4 года назад +179

      Johan DOUCHE, thank you for your imbecilic bemused remark..

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 4 года назад +142

      @ The fuck is your problem with people having fun

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 4 года назад +101

      Johan Fouche You really are a sad spiteful little man.

    • @cyrecks
      @cyrecks 4 года назад +92

      @ Dude stop. You're embarrassing yourself and making everyone else feel uncomfortable. It's kind of sad and pathetic.

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 4 года назад +77

      @ I forgot that men with too much estrogen can get a little angsty sometimes...

  • @Nooptema
    @Nooptema 3 года назад +151

    A lock surviving a .308 alone is impressive.

    • @JazzKazoo0930
      @JazzKazoo0930 Год назад +39

      .308 AP is no joke, and the squire tanked it no sweat. .50 BMG is downright monstrous and it still took 20 after the 100 previous rounds. Demolition ranch did a video testing the lethality of the barret m82 and even a glancing hit on the ear of their ballistic dummy destroyed the head. It literally tanked 20 shots of a round originally meant to repel *tanks*

    • @picklechinchinry5537
      @picklechinchinry5537 10 месяцев назад +2

      i mean it won’t make a huge difference that close but it had a shorter barrel compared to the normal FAL length

    • @lukemimnagh2594
      @lukemimnagh2594 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@JazzKazoo0930what the fuck

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 4 месяца назад

      It'd be interesting to see how many megajoules of energy they dumped into this thing.
      Which you could convert into explosive yield by TNT.

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 5 лет назад +916

    LPL #549 : Ramset
    LPL #944 : .50 CAL
    Now that's what I call progress.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie 5 лет назад +70

      @Hakageryuu We are now in the year 3046. The earth has been abandoned. A weapon finally bested the latest squire padlock however, doing so, it pierced a hole straight through the earth. The squire padlock, cut in half, flew right out of the atmosphere and both chunks impacted faraway planets inhabited by some higher life forms, completely obliterating them. Squire is therefore on trial for having caused the first galactic war; Humanity is on the brink of destruction. Squire engineers now ask themselves: Have we gone too far?

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 5 лет назад +11

      @@inflatablewolfie this is some good lore

    • @lindsaytang1017
      @lindsaytang1017 5 лет назад +1

      LPL #2855: Blazar light beam vs Lock

    • @RonJeremy514
      @RonJeremy514 5 лет назад +1

      Next: Exploding Star

    • @Storoks
      @Storoks 5 лет назад +1

      I would love to see him use a 76mm tbh

  • @EGL24Xx
    @EGL24Xx 5 лет назад +1703

    So today we're gonna use a standard pick in 500 thousandths

    • @ethansmith5560
      @ethansmith5560 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KazakhToon
      @KazakhToon 5 лет назад +150

      Click outta one, let's just reload that

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 5 лет назад +62

      Technically 510 thousandths. Though exact bullet diameters do vary between more specific ammo types.

    • @idahomike
      @idahomike 5 лет назад +18

      It's refreshing to see someone on RUclips that can do basic math. I'm not saying that sarcastically...

    • @bryanslocks3481
      @bryanslocks3481 5 лет назад

      EGL24Xx 500 thousandths is microscopic

  • @michaelb4415
    @michaelb4415 3 года назад +4454

    LPL having a 100% accuracy is a bit concerning

    • @randomstuffbychris
      @randomstuffbychris 3 года назад +377

      Well as long as you don't flinch and move the gun and your scope/sight is zeroed correctly it isn't all that difficult

    • @csgotrainingbot2160
      @csgotrainingbot2160 3 года назад +252

      @@randomstuffbychris can confirm, shot a rifle for the first time ever with a red dot with 100% accuracy across 9 shots from the prone position, range being no more than 50 yards and scope being a zeroed in red dot

    • @hoangtuan7945
      @hoangtuan7945 3 года назад +235

      Well, he be like that to make sure the lock companies aint gonna mess with him

    • @geckotoe
      @geckotoe 3 года назад +187

      In another video he said he did go to military school
      Edit: The mention was in "[392] Opening Master Combination Locks With a Hammer"

    • @Spaceytig3r
      @Spaceytig3r 3 года назад +99

      Lockpicking skill 100, Stealth 100, Archery 100

  • @acegamer7549
    @acegamer7549 3 года назад +345

    The thing was if they didn’t hit the shackle, that could have easily survived 20-30+ more rounds

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 2 года назад +19

      Yeah...if i needed to get by that thing I would definitely just cut around it. A set of bolt cutters and any chain is toast, better put that padlock on a giant mythril door....

    • @giovane_Diaz
      @giovane_Diaz Год назад +3

      the only place I can think can be strong enough to be as reasonable hard to break open as this monster is like the presidential car, a russian bunker next to a nuclear plant or something

    • @timbob1145
      @timbob1145 Год назад

      I'm strapping one of those to my balls if I ever go to war

    • @MatthewBakke
      @MatthewBakke 3 месяца назад

      @@giovane_Diaz I guess like all locks it’s added deterrence. Now they have to take out the whole door or wall.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Месяц назад

      ​@@MatthewBakke Or pick it, which ironically is the easier bypass method.

  • @mike-oxmol
    @mike-oxmol 3 года назад +465

    One of the few times a company is actually happy to be in a LPL video

  • @frietpan8917
    @frietpan8917 5 лет назад +935

    Man calls locksmith to open a door, locksmith brings .50 BMG.

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 4 года назад

      😆

    • @giantmagicalduck3604
      @giantmagicalduck3604 4 года назад +32

      ... and still failes to open a door.

    • @VascoCC95
      @VascoCC95 4 года назад +13

      "Well, sir... I think I need an extra mag of .50 bullets to open your lock..."

    • @takodajohnson703
      @takodajohnson703 4 года назад +5

      Like he said " Strongest lock in the world." Amazing deterrent. I was really impressed when he picked this lock in about a minute.

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 4 года назад +1

      @@giantmagicalduck3604 might as well blast the whole door from the hingred

  • @BardedWyrm
    @BardedWyrm 3 года назад +779

    Squire locks, for when you absolutely, positively, must ensure that unwanted visitors attack the door itself (or a window, or a _wall_ ) before bothering to interact with your lock.

    • @haggets_
      @haggets_ 2 года назад +48

      Time to buy squire walls and doors 🤪

    • @sensatec13
      @sensatec13 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, like when the corrupt fbi decides that they need to have a look around your house, after obtaining a warrant based on lies to corrupt judge.

    • @Derzull2468
      @Derzull2468 2 года назад +6

      Or you lockpick it in 10 seconds, drawing much less attention than shooting 20 .50 at it.

    • @ringzero3260
      @ringzero3260 2 года назад +2

      wall stands the least chance

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Год назад +12

      @@Derzull2468 this lock alone would probably take a very experienced lock picker at least 5 minutes to open if for no other reason has two very high quality cores in it

  • @infinitepower1449
    @infinitepower1449 2 года назад +29

    7:17 “the locking mechanism never let go” damn that’s strong

    • @owatonnahacker
      @owatonnahacker 7 месяцев назад

      now I want to see the LP pick the lock after the destructive maintenance

  • @jackisjack9217
    @jackisjack9217 3 года назад +470

    After the lock shackle broke:
    Lock picking lawyer: “so this lock has one major exploit that allows you to easily bypass the locking mechanism”

    • @abobwaseaten
      @abobwaseaten 3 года назад +3

      easily is a mild overstatement

  • @MalcolmGrant
    @MalcolmGrant 4 года назад +1467

    >opening shot is table with guns
    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today I've decided that I've had enough with everything"

  • @cee348
    @cee348 3 года назад +1688

    Remember: your lock is only as strong as the screws that hold it to the door

    • @misterygamere5350
      @misterygamere5350 3 года назад +40

      i mean, you've got a point

    • @tylervue306
      @tylervue306 3 года назад +5

      True

    • @nothingmuch1129
      @nothingmuch1129 3 года назад +39

      Or, as strong as the door 🚪

    • @slyking214
      @slyking214 3 года назад +42

      I'm sure it can be picked easily. (I'm going to go watch LPL pick it now.)
      Just watched it and I was wrong, that took LPL a while to pick.

    • @zahven
      @zahven 3 года назад +39

      @@slyking214 can’t have a shitty core in an absolute beast of a lock like that otherwise there would literally be no point
      Imagine if it was a wafer lock lmao

  • @gaz312
    @gaz312 3 года назад +302

    I wonder.
    If the lock were placed on something that didn’t move would it take more of the impact of the shot and how would that effect the results.

    • @kenjiishikawa1029
      @kenjiishikawa1029 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +70

      They didn't brace it here because of possible ricochets and splatter.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 года назад +7

      Then it would be able to transfer energy more effectively to its surroundings.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 2 года назад +10

      Good point, but then again I doubt a padlock would ever be securely attached to anything considering it has to hang from whatever it's locking.

    • @theatricult
      @theatricult 2 года назад +11

      @@NightmareBlade10 itwouldnt hang this loosely and the back is likely to be up against something so no swinging back honestly i wouldnt be surprised if you could get through this lock in half the shots

  • @marquiis
    @marquiis 3 года назад +1110

    1:00 "we applied the 50cal lockpick to this"
    I'm broke.

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB 3 года назад +24

      what did you spend all your money on?

    • @WestSydeThuugg
      @WestSydeThuugg 3 года назад +41

      @@ARSZLB 50cal lockpicks are spendy

    • @mr.phoenix8691
      @mr.phoenix8691 3 года назад +3

      @Erik Yeah!!!

    • @volkswagen1221
      @volkswagen1221 3 года назад +2

      The lock broke too 🤣

    • @bookworm8368
      @bookworm8368 2 года назад

      @@ARSZLB
      I miss my dad. Sometimes I hit him.

  • @tonyth9240
    @tonyth9240 4 года назад +650

    "It was just earlier today that we applied the 50cal lockpick to this"
    Yeah, he's an American locksmith.

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 3 года назад +7

      so sad, this nation will never advance.

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 3 года назад +8

      So patriotic

    • @pops7249
      @pops7249 3 года назад +10

      @@RandomUser2401 why

    • @Cain35
      @Cain35 3 года назад +9

      @@RandomUser2401 Do you have stupid

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 3 года назад +3

      @@Cain35 No. But an English course would be appropriate for you.

  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren 4 года назад +3432

    This is probably the most American thing I’ve ever seen

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 4 года назад +95

      lol I just love it. I only start appreciating the value of guns this year but I am definitely raising my kids to use them well.

    • @user-zl7sv6go3p
      @user-zl7sv6go3p 4 года назад +103

      @@waltermh111 what value do guns have? From what I understand they don't have many positive effects on society- all I can really think of is that they're fun to use. On the other hand however they are responsible for many deaths. It seems to me like guns are overall negative.

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 4 года назад +44

      @@user-zl7sv6go3p Then why do the police and military have them?

    • @stephenfulford6227
      @stephenfulford6227 4 года назад +115

      @@user-zl7sv6go3p Except data shows far more lives are saved in US by the defensive use of guns than non-suicide deaths are caused. Guns are a great equalizer. They are the only reason a pregnant lady could have any personal defense against a large male aggressor. They have a very positive impact.

    • @TheRflynn
      @TheRflynn 4 года назад +14

      “This is the tool that Bosnian Bill and I made”

  • @kayleighk.641
    @kayleighk.641 2 года назад +32

    This is the first time I've heard LPL laugh and it's in about the most aggressive video I've ever seen from him 😂

    • @joshp8535
      @joshp8535 2 года назад +5

      This one and the one where he is trying to open the ABUS Rock with the Ramset. The 2nd most aggressive video of his I've seen, lol.

  • @Anthony-xf6dj
    @Anthony-xf6dj 3 года назад +369

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and I have had enough of this lock's shit"

  • @meme-yman8597
    @meme-yman8597 4 года назад +754

    If someone is trying to break into a house with this lock at the door, they might as well shoot through the wall and try to get in

    • @muslischeier2978
      @muslischeier2978 4 года назад +19

      Ah the wife method

    • @Arrowatch
      @Arrowatch 4 года назад +5

      "My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy until..."

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +9

      thief: **uses window right next to door**

    • @shanejohns7901
      @shanejohns7901 4 года назад +6

      @@pivottech8881 It's 'only' $322 right now. I don't think you would need to be 'rich' to afford that. It probably really matters how much value there is in the stuff you're trying to protect with the lock. LPL picked this lock open in ~3 mins ruclips.net/video/nwgwCmh7SGg/видео.html
      All in all, I think the lock's body is decent enough. But the lock itself isn't worth $322 if it can be opened in 3 mins, IMHO. I'd much prefer a Bowley High Security for much less. Now if we could get the Bowley for the core, and the Squire SS100CS for the lock body, I think it'd definitely be worth $322.
      www.kickstarter.com/projects/2136537678/bowley-lock-company-inc-high-security-padlock-mode/posts/2317648

    • @dedley2664
      @dedley2664 4 года назад +3

      Here’s an even easier strat. Pick up a rock and through it at a window. Or just take the back door.

  • @brettjohnson791
    @brettjohnson791 5 лет назад +197

    I like how even though this is all for a bit of fun, the Barrett is actually still being used for it's intended purpose, anti-material.

  • @mr.plaguedoc2880
    @mr.plaguedoc2880 2 года назад +23

    It’s only a matter of time until LPL says “This is The LockPickingLawyer, and today, we are gonna use an RPG against this padlock”

  • @dundeeslaytern724
    @dundeeslaytern724 5 лет назад +658

    When your character has 0 points in Lockpicking, and you still want to rob that NPC's house.

    • @lunarhalcyon6725
      @lunarhalcyon6725 5 лет назад +40

      "You find the door is heavily warded with a mechanism of both extreme complexity and durability"
      Lockpick - 50 : Despell the Ward
      Small Arms - 100 / Big Guns - 75 : Shatter the Mechanism

    • @suppe2740
      @suppe2740 5 лет назад +1

      lol, best comment, we gamers are crazy xD

    • @jojojojo-yi6wb
      @jojojojo-yi6wb 5 лет назад +4

      @@suppe2740 cringe

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 лет назад

      wasted grenades on locks

    • @sulfurnitride
      @sulfurnitride 5 лет назад +1

      @@lunarhalcyon6725 When your playing Skyrim and the lock is like 1 milometer off and your lockpick broke

  • @pskry
    @pskry 5 лет назад +1381

    This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I'll show you how easy it is to defeat this flimsy Squire lock with a very low skill attack...

    • @user-ld4qt6ci7b
      @user-ld4qt6ci7b 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah 20 hits from 100 yards with a 50 BMG on this thing is no low skill.

    • @Jodlauspc
      @Jodlauspc 5 лет назад +21

      @@user-ld4qt6ci7b 100 yards≈33 meters, that's definitely very low skill from lying down position. Back in the army I'd hit this size target with 7.62mm AR w/ iron sights 9/10 times lying down from 150m, 7/10 from standing position at 30m. The sights alone make it very easy hit with little to no training.

    • @MurrayC
      @MurrayC 5 лет назад +73

      @@Jodlauspc 100ft is approx 33 metres. 100 yards is approx 100 metres!

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 лет назад +4

      @@Jodlauspc Iron sights are more precise than the modern x2 sights.

    • @Kaboomf
      @Kaboomf 5 лет назад +17

      Murray Chapman about 90 meters to be slightly less inaccurate

  • @henryokeeffe5835
    @henryokeeffe5835 5 лет назад +211

    LPL: "The locking mechanism never let go"
    Nope, it's now welded together

  • @shadowai9668
    @shadowai9668 2 года назад +10

    0:02 those are some interesting looking lockpicks you have there LPL

  • @TROOPERfarcry
    @TROOPERfarcry 5 лет назад +3801

    The 50 didn't do it? Should have switched to 9mm. 9mm undoes locks in one shot.
    Source, Hollywood.

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 5 лет назад +488

      You need special lock picking ammo though.

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 5 лет назад +176

      (anononomous) s p e c i a l l o c k p i c k i n g b u l l e t

    • @TheGamerThatKills
      @TheGamerThatKills 5 лет назад +44

      They had us in the fist half, not gonna lie

    • @randomtube8226
      @randomtube8226 5 лет назад +129

      Should have used a knife, it will cut through with just one slice.
      Source, Resident Evil.

    • @vocalpatriot
      @vocalpatriot 5 лет назад +2

      LOL!! TRUTH!! ~=O

  • @PhotonHerald
    @PhotonHerald 5 лет назад +296

    Squire should be using these videos in their marketing...
    20 rounds of BMG. Christ!

    • @Clapxiomatic
      @Clapxiomatic 5 лет назад +12

      Plus everything that was thrown at it before that. including AP .308 that damaged the shackle.

    • @IAmNextUp
      @IAmNextUp 5 лет назад +2

      @@Clapxiomatic I am beyond impressed.
      Squire is KING

  • @poloolop3539
    @poloolop3539 3 года назад +376

    "ok, let's do that again to show that it wasn't a fluke"

  • @blenderfox
    @blenderfox 3 года назад +20

    "this lock survived all those bullets and still didn't let go of the shackle."

  • @Wise_Noob13
    @Wise_Noob13 4 года назад +3202

    Squire secret is that they made the padlocks out of old Nokia phones

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 4 года назад +11

      James Harding well this video showed it being shot with a 50 cal soo I imagine it’s a given it can take multiple 9 mil

    • @DrLennieSmall
      @DrLennieSmall 4 года назад +14

      @@crimsonlight4205 he refers to the phones

    • @omgitsjoetime
      @omgitsjoetime 4 года назад +5

      Jorvikson no he specifically said Hi points

    • @Milk-ew4pf
      @Milk-ew4pf 4 года назад

      Indeed

    • @callmevell918
      @callmevell918 4 года назад +2

      This must be an eternal meme or something.

  • @misakamikoto8785
    @misakamikoto8785 4 года назад +660

    when you're lv5 trying to shoot a padlock in lv 100 area.

    • @sonofsparda3767
      @sonofsparda3767 4 года назад +1

      Go back to commenting on oros vids :)

    • @vstorm8339
      @vstorm8339 4 года назад +6

      @Opecuted Good Question

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 4 года назад +1

      The truth

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 4 года назад +1

      @Son of Sparda reddit moment

    • @suspiciousneighbor4799
      @suspiciousneighbor4799 4 года назад

      What are you doing trying to get into a lv5 area you barely hit lv5.1 and then leveled back down

  • @Blancinnoir
    @Blancinnoir 5 лет назад +1321

    I'm sorry but that intro made me crack up.
    *table with rifles and bullets*
    -hi this is the lockpicking lawyer! :)

    • @gundorstoneskin5900
      @gundorstoneskin5900 5 лет назад +34

      7:59 "I love ya! AND I'LL SEEEE YA NEXT TIME!"

    • @vocalpatriot
      @vocalpatriot 5 лет назад +8

      Yep "you need two keys or one bosnian bill..LOL

    • @tashkiira7838
      @tashkiira7838 5 лет назад +6

      Hey now, picking locks from 150 yards away is fair tactics. :D

    • @AgateBrick
      @AgateBrick 5 лет назад +4

      Tashkiira
      That is how I would pick locks in all fairness.

    • @felamad1510
      @felamad1510 5 лет назад +3

      Welcome back to demolitio-

  • @Justin-lf1fs
    @Justin-lf1fs 2 года назад +13

    I’m impressed with how well the rig stood up to all that force and shrapnel

  • @abuseclaws7471
    @abuseclaws7471 4 года назад +708

    "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it"
    "Oh, okay"
    that goddamn broke me

    • @eballer48
      @eballer48 4 года назад +19

      well we carried it all the way out here though..

  • @hfarthingt
    @hfarthingt 4 года назад +785

    When it costs more in ammunition to break a lock than the lock itself...

    • @slerverysnake7299
      @slerverysnake7299 4 года назад +59

      Stonks

    • @prophet3091
      @prophet3091 4 года назад +23

      Idk about the 5.56 or .308, but even if it's $5 per round for a .50, that's only $100, and I'd bet good money that lock cost at least $250, probably way more

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 4 года назад +43

      The lock costs £400, or about $600.
      Stonks.

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 года назад +1

      @@prophet3091 try that with real nato ammo and not the dirt cheap american ammo and you sell your soul. and just that you know, yeah south america and the middle east have cheaper rounds, but i bet it takes even more of them.

    • @tyrantrex734
      @tyrantrex734 4 года назад +5

      @@tarkitarker0815 There really is not much difference in price or performance for it to matter.

  • @thomasgee2029
    @thomasgee2029 4 года назад +287

    "Earlier today we applied the 50cal lockpick"

    • @ryceboyproductions
      @ryceboyproductions 4 года назад +3

      Thomas Gee click on 1, explosion on 2, aaand we’re in.

  • @jtland4842
    @jtland4842 2 года назад +9

    This is something that Squire should proudly put on their website if they haven't already. With LPL's permission of course

  • @JRSofty
    @JRSofty 5 лет назад +1300

    The guys at Squire are probably smiling and sharing a beer after this test.

    • @Cat-vs7rc
      @Cat-vs7rc 5 лет назад +30

      i think he picked this one in one of his videos soo

    • @tashkiira7838
      @tashkiira7838 5 лет назад +100

      @@Cat-vs7rc There ain't much in his collection LPL HASN'T picked. Most of the stuff he's got would defeat beginning picklocks no problem.

    • @WhatIsSanity
      @WhatIsSanity 5 лет назад +54

      @@tashkiira7838
      I tend to agree. I have no doubt what so ever that the vast majority of LPLs viewer base would struggle, if at all manage to pick a low grade master lock. Myself included.

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 5 лет назад +18

      The best lockpick is the key itself; the rest is just improvising that.

    • @mrbodycatcer
      @mrbodycatcer 5 лет назад +1

      Hans Maier you are wrong.

  • @Wistbacka
    @Wistbacka 5 лет назад +557

    Also remember guys: the lock can take 20+ BMG rounds, but was easily picked by LPL in 2 minutes, 50 seconds.
    Conclusion: LPL is stronger than BMG

    • @dustinbrueggemann1875
      @dustinbrueggemann1875 5 лет назад +9

      Can we get Bowley lock cores in a monster case like this?

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 5 лет назад +6

      Has he actually picked this larger version with the two locks?

    • @spencermarx6147
      @spencermarx6147 5 лет назад +12

      @@Randy.Bobandy Yes, in video 927. ruclips.net/video/nwgwCmh7SGg/видео.html

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 5 лет назад +3

      @@spencermarx6147 Thanks. I mixed this up with the Bowley lock.

    • @Wistbacka
      @Wistbacka 5 лет назад

      @@Randy.Bobandy yes, and it was in pretty much 2 min, 50 sec +/- 5 seconds depending on which point you start the timing from

  • @hussssshie
    @hussssshie 3 года назад +434

    It's funny how LPL's voice makes me expect him spending days in public libraries or something... My judgement couldn't be more wrong

    • @dyppityjoop5912
      @dyppityjoop5912 3 года назад +50

      hes a lawyer, father, husband, youtuber, lockpicker and gun enthusiast, this man has got it all

    • @DeathBoy2098
      @DeathBoy2098 3 года назад +11

      if anybody shows you can live your best life doing both, it's LPL ;)

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 года назад +9

      He's a lawyer, so I'm sure he at some point he read a lot.

    • @xxEzraBxxx
      @xxEzraBxxx 3 года назад +1

      @@dyppityjoop5912 add other weapons and alcoholic drinks

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 3 года назад +2

      He lockpicks the door to his public library at night and stays up reading until they open the door

  • @Gr33nShirt
    @Gr33nShirt 2 года назад +14

    What’s crazy is it wasn’t just what it took from the .50. There was 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of 7.62 AP, AND 20 rounds of .50. Great video.

  • @royalpayn4089
    @royalpayn4089 4 года назад +740

    "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it"
    I love this guy

    • @fredashay
      @fredashay 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of Taofladermouse's motto: "You make it, we shoot it."

    • @MrOTcomputer
      @MrOTcomputer 3 года назад +1

      LOL!!

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 3 года назад +1

      a bit sad that even the top 2 lockpick guys are so freakin in love with weapons. Guess Muricans just being Muricans.

    • @fredashay
      @fredashay 3 года назад +1

      @@RandomUser2401 'Murica! F**k yeah!!! When you anti-gun pansies are eventually invaded by China, we'll still have a fighting chance!

    • @RandomUser2401
      @RandomUser2401 3 года назад +1

      @@fredashay haha holy shit how can someone possibly be that deluded and brainwashed. Before you ever have the slightest winning chance you are eradicated by drones from either your own or a foreign military.

  • @GCJACK83
    @GCJACK83 5 лет назад +175

    For a second when I heard the jet engine I thought LPL and Bosnian had to call in a damn airstrike to try and blow it apart.

    • @thundergut6539
      @thundergut6539 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @harofire
      @harofire 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @smirage22
      @smirage22 5 лет назад +2

      I found a brother Weeaboo

    • @mwkoskamp1
      @mwkoskamp1 5 лет назад

      Nice suggestion. A10 warthog against a padlock. Brrrrrrrrrrt.

    • @lunarhalcyon6725
      @lunarhalcyon6725 5 лет назад

      @@mwkoskamp1 have you seen the size of those bullets? It's like firing bullet-shaped padlocks at the padlock, for size comparison lmao.

  • @michaelbasalt9387
    @michaelbasalt9387 3 года назад +6

    I don't think I have ever heard LockPickingLawyer in so much awe of a lock. High high praise indeed!

  • @OkOk-tu3gc
    @OkOk-tu3gc 5 лет назад +416

    Everybody's gangster until the lock picking lawyer takes out his pick set.

    • @idkidk4334
      @idkidk4334 5 лет назад +7

      Hi Donald Trump

    • @TalentedUser
      @TalentedUser 5 лет назад +16

      @@idkidk4334 Bruh its barrack obama dumbass

    • @erikgag
      @erikgag 5 лет назад +1

      Klick klick

    • @SpankinDaBagel
      @SpankinDaBagel 5 лет назад +1

      @@TalentedUser Is "no u" really the best you can come up with?

    • @TalentedUser
      @TalentedUser 5 лет назад

      @@SpankinDaBagel no u

  • @moonspoongaming3402
    @moonspoongaming3402 3 года назад +394

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and today we aren't picking, we're packing"

  • @xearo120
    @xearo120 4 года назад +132

    "What are you going to hunt with a .50 Cal?"
    Lockpicking Lawyer: Let me show you

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 3 года назад +9

    “I’m the lock-picking laywer and I’m gonna light these up like a Christmas tree”.

  • @xaviervilloing6636
    @xaviervilloing6636 4 года назад +452

    "The planet broke before the guard did"
    This is a true Cadian lock.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 года назад +13

      How do you think we Marines lock our stuff up? With the finest of Cadian-made locks.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 года назад +27

      Really was not expecting a 40k reference in this comment section

    • @bellicosepariah6609
      @bellicosepariah6609 4 года назад +3

      Heresy! I know Zenos tech when I see it! Call the inquisition!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 года назад +6

      @@bellicosepariah6609 Evidently not, Inquisitor. This was forged by my battle-brothers in the Horde of Jagathi, from ceramite torn from the armor of heretics on Cadia and purified once more by the Rite of Reforging. There is no better lock in the Imperium; only the Emperor, or perhaps Vulkan, could forge a finer lock.

    • @tokukusujo7911
      @tokukusujo7911 4 года назад +6

      When you have to keep the Blood Magpies away from your relics so they dont steal it