@@miigon9117 LPL has a video of the best locks in his collection and there are a couple of them that he cannot pick, but they were not padlocks though.
yes, someone who is dedicated on getting in will get in. Locks like this deter opportunity crimes. "oh, the house is empty, lets get in grab something and get out." Someone who really wants to get it could take bigger tools and just not care about noise. Talking about a flex or something.
@Blessed I *don’t* know how to do it, I like watching these things because they interest me. I already watched his video about *how* to pick locks so I already get the general idea though. Also, I’m sure there’s hundreds of videos about the tool he’s using, and even I could get and idea about what it’s doing even though I’m SUPER new to this channel. We’re here to be entertained, not to do illegal things, the worst we’d do with this info is find a way to break into our own house cause we forgot out keys, best we could do is we get kidnapped and manage to lockpick our way out. There are reasons that aren’t illegal that we might need these skills for.
@Blessed you obviously didn't watch enough of his videos to learn the how and why, he goes into great detail on how picking a physical lock works, he even explains how more innovative lock designs work when they come available to the public, he did a video on RFID locks and got alot more technical than he even needed to
"SON OF A BITCH!!!" *Wife comes running, sees door wide open* Wife: [GASP] "OH NO! Did they take our stuff???" Husband: "No! They took the padlock!! Assholes!!"
That actually happened to me, Had a high security Ingersoll padlock attached to what i thought was a good chain that was keeping my kids bikes secure. The thiefs just came along cut through my chain took the bikes and the padlock...Ironically the padlock cost more than the kids bike !! The joys of living in Salford Manchester England :)
Also when he flipped it over for the second pick. Reversing the keyway directions is a nice idea by the manufacturer because you're going to have to pick at least one in a hand position you haven't practiced. I wonder why they didn't use a janky keyway shape like the ones LPL said he had trouble with.
he wanted a more PICK RESISTANT lock not a stronger lock because of course it is strong most lock manufacturers dont take pick resistant in to consideration when designing locks ESPECIALLY MasterLock which is why they are shat on all the time not due due to their quality of the product but due to the quality of the locking mechanism inside
Azka '02 My buddy who is actively serving in baghdad says they have locks just like this on some of their vehicles and storage containers. I guess that’s their main buyer and user
I have an Abus bike lock. chrome-molibden alloy (more than 2kg in weight). When I lock my bike I always think that a thief will better cut the pole instead of the lock.
With it you could gain stuff of value just sneak around picking locks and boom you win a prize walk away with other apple stuff of value I mean hey you earned it right and they earn the knowledge of buying q better lock lmfao no I wouldn't do that but you could start a lock picking business
@@RIPToot for regular people like you and me we see this lock and we see him pick it in a couple of minutes and he's in perfect conditions now imagine you're someone who's trying to sneak around in the dark and you have external noises from wherever you are affecting your senses you are cautious and you have to do this fast chances are whatever you're trying to break into has thought about that and there are multiple of these locks on whatever you're trying to steal
Me: I can totally do that, he's such a great 'explainer!!' Also me: nothing on 1, 2 is springy, 3 is a unicorn, can't find 4, 5 is whiskey tango foxtrot. I don't think I got this.
@@salvadorvizcarra769 what is exactly nonsense about his comment. You come off as pretentious and rude. Any one with bulldozer has unrestricted access as well but that's not what he was referring to.
No it goes like this Best padlock in the world: life is good Lockpicklawyer:lets get some tension in there Best lock in the world: oh shit I'm gonna be the worst lock in history
You know, if Squire simply made the lock cylinders spring-loaded so that they automatically relocked themselves when you remove the key, it would completely defeat his picking approach as the first cylinder would relock the moment he removes the tension on it.
I was thinking the same thing. It still doesn’t keep someone from picking it entirely, but it would up the difficulty even further. I actually assumed that’s why it had two cores at first, until I saw him release the first one without a hitch.
I'm not very knowledgeable about lock construction or picking them, but I was thinking that very thing... As soon as he releases the tension on the first one to start on the second one, all those pins were going to fall back into place and he'd have to go right back to the beginning. -OR- It also ran through my mind that he had just picked the wrong one, and even after opening the second one, the first one would relock itself because he did them in the wrong order. Then there was also that possibility that because he had opened them in the wrong order, that even though the second one was open, it still wouldn't unlock because he had to START with both locks locked at the same time.
@@FormerGovernmentHuman But the problem of this kind of locks, hard to lockpick and even harder to brute force is thieves will seach others weakpoint on the crate/door, but if this lock is the weakest point.... Well you're safe
@@vayalond7203 look if they need to start destroying things when they trying to get my stuff that just means the lock works. Cause they've abandoned stealth completely and are fully in on just bruting it
@@vayalond7203 my cousin was a breacher and learned that with enough determination, nothing will stay locked forever. The thing is the amount of effort required on the intruder. Locks are for honest people and to buy you time
“Boss we did it we fucking did it! Lpl crossed 10 minutes trying to pick the lock” “Holy shit jimmy bring me the fucking champange right now, every one you get a aument of your salary fuck yea lets partyyyyyyyy”
But under 4 minutes per cylinder, if you only count locking picking time. I’m thinking that the only lock that would truly challenge LPL would be one with six or more cylinders that had to be unlocked in the correct sequence. Even a four cylinder lock would prove to be very time consuming. Four cylinders has 24 possible permutations. At 16 minutes per permutation, that could require up to 384 minutes. Eight cylinders would require up to 254 attempts that would take up to 101.6 hours. These are maximum times, because it’s possible LPL would hit the correct opening sequence before exhausting all but the last. Oh, and I’m totally forgetting that LPL would have to return all the cylinders to locked state before the next attempt. 😖 To be clear, I’m not talking about alpha-numeric code breaking. I’m talking about mechanical locks that have two possible states, locked or unlocked.
Unpickable isn't really possible, the goal should be to make it take so long that someone notices what's going on. I think Squire has hit that mark with this lock. This would take twice as long in the field (because you'd have to pick with the lock upside down, from underneath it). I'm quite sure someone would notice after 10 minutes
Should be like this (I think) Me: Wow that's a big lock LPL: * shows bigger lock * LPL again: * even bigger lock * Also LPL again: * even more bigger lock *
The guys at squire are like "let's see how big we can keep making them and keep sending them to lockpicklawyer" lol, eventually you'll need a warehouse and climbing gear
And always remember that he is picking it in an ideal environment. Good light, able to turn and move the lock completely freely, no distractions, well maintained tools, no time limit.
Interesting bit of trivia: LPL never carries a personal set of keys. He can “...click out of 3, nothing on 4, click out of 5, and there we go!” faster than I can dig my keys out of my pocket!
Herman Cillo didnt he like twist some pins around for extra security so that if someone attempted to pick his lock the lock would never open again? I think there is a tutorial somewhere on how he did it. Is this what you are talking about?
@@chairya2 There is a tutorial that the lock picking lawyer has on how to make a lock almost impossible to pick using shims and a specific type of pin for the parts of the locking mechanism. This however is a separate case that I speak of, Where the lock picking lawyer successfully picked a lock once, but has not been able to pick it or open it with the key since because in the process of picking it he broke it.
Bro he could pick it faster than i could put the key in and get it open. Somehow I put the key in upside down and backward like 6 times before succeeding with keys....
him: "you would probably need a very experienced picker to open these reliably" 2 seconds later : "i would like to see a higher securtiy option..." mans just can't get enough of locks bro
@@pwnomega4562 I got this commissioned as a custom piece to use for my online presence. Emphasis on CUSTOM. It's a dark figure with the color blue. I did not reference ninja at any point in my commission. And even if it was based off Ninja's profile picture? I fucking hate Fortnite. Who cares?
There's that guy who's able to unlock actual bank vault door, although it took him like, 20 minutes or something Edit: ruclips.net/video/qw_4HQMS-pk/видео.html
At the end of the day, standard lock mechanisms can only do so much. They can only really increase the time it takes someone to open it, not prevent it entirely.
2:25 did he just say “I would like to see a higher security option” ? What more do you want? 5 keys and an armed nuclear warhead if if senses it’s being picked?
Lock company: *Does that* LPL: "Click out of one, and I'm holding this new tool bosnian bill and I made to keep the nuke unarmed... and just like that I'm in"
Squire and Bowley lock companies need to collaborate, most pick resistance core LPL has seen with an indestructible body would make undoubtedly the best lock EVER.
@@brownie3454 If something deserves this level of lock then it will also have other kinds of protection to keep that lock from being picked for that long.
"It's made in the UK" Reminds me of the Hatton Garden safety deposit robbery in 2015. The crime scene photographs released by the police and used by the newspapers clearly showed a Hilti (If memory serves) core drill that the robbers used to gain entry to the vault through 0.5 meters of concrete. Hilti, instead of looking at this as bad publicity, used this to their advantage and advertised their high end core drills as: "as used in the Hatton Garden robbery". Unrelated. But I thought I'd share.
You know what would make this lock more interesting? With the keyways so close together, if the dual keys had a gear around their shafts that nested into each other and the keyways had to be counter rotated at the same time to open. It'd mean you would need both keys together to open the lock, but a picker would have to tension both keyways and set all 12 pins to open it.
@@Unnaymed because lockpicking is an acquired skill that requires constant oractice and specialized tools. Only the simplest locks can be bypassed with improvised tools.
@@Jgreen349 i agree, but if it win in less than one or two minuts, many stealer in the world can do this. Even if they take 5 or 10 minuts or more, so it's not secure at all :/ I'm starting picklock only for saying that's very easy and a HUGE security hole.
Squire locks started around 1740 in the small town of Willenhall in the West Midlands UK still a family run business. The town itself was the lock capital of the world with hundreds of lock smiths / makers they even have a museum of locks . The Town has lots of history from Saxon times , it has a nickname Humpshire due to the lock maker working over a bench giving them that deformed hump. Well you can find all of this with some simple searches enjoy.
4 squire videos later... through some new connections, this video is brought to you by a CIA surveillance satellite, as my camera can not give a well enough angle, for this new padlock, with 10 cores, that we will have to walk around.
100 videos later: "Yeah we're gonna have to use the Hubble Telescope in order to see the new Squire padlock on the other side of the galaxy. Got about 10,000 pickable keyholes so I'll get a click out of them"
You would have to cut it twice. Don’t forget that. Limited space makes it a lot harder also. Remember, cutting while it’s not on anything doesn’t count. You’d be better off cutting what the lock is attached to rather than the lock itself in most situations.
@@TheMegaOne1000 this is more like a front, and if there's something important that needs this lock, then lock isn't the only thing protecting it from the inside. I don't believe robbers are the issue but terrorists.
that's already the case - the illusion of security provided by decent quality locks makes for situations where people don't consider things like hinges, the material of the door/box/whatever, or alternate accesses (eg a window). locks deter the opportunist. good locks increase risk for the determined (more time = higher change of being caught). but security is only as good as its weakest point. full on removing a door would be a power play, if a bad idea (noise, effort etc.)
Local gunship and several garages toolboxes were robbed back in the 80s with method of a pickup backing through block wall or garage doors. That method was almost as quick as the LPL! :-)
"This is the lock picking lawyer and today i'll be showing how easy it is to get into Fort Knox, alright so all we need it a paper clip" *2 minutes later* "alright guys thats all i have for today..."
Two lessons I learnt: - The combination itself determines how hard it is to pick a lock (which means that there are way fewer combinations than advertised) - Tighter tolerances in a lock are more effective than fancy pins
LockpickingLawyer ratings: 0~5 seconds: poorly made 5~30 second: somewhat fine lock 30~60 seconds: Masterlock, professionally made 2 minutes: strongest lock in the world 3 minute: alien grade insanity
5 minutes: Other worldly technology 7-10 minutes: Door lock from the future 15 minutes: Lock of the gate of heavens or hell 20 minutes: The lock of the anti-life formula 30 minutes: Clothes button of the Gods 1 hour: Her heart
It should have so many certificates, some good looking outfit, superheavy and small at the same time, waterdustgammarayproof, and etc. so LPL looses 8 minutes just admiring it, 90 seconds picking and 30 seconds disassembling it.
that is not impossible, just have a core that is 1 foot long with 1000 pins in it. Keeping the key in your pants pocket can bring up some old jokes about being happy to see you...
@Jerry C I used to be your way, but I have four footed greeting parties called trained guard dogs. If the dogs don't finish'em I've got a good leg breaker called a Louisville Slugger and a box of cayenne pepper to pour in their eyes; but the dogs are sergeants under my command on my property.
@Thonking Brah See my four four foot friends, they're sneaky; hurt one, someone better call the undertaker. Then when I get home I look at the dogs and say: "Now that's a stinky mess . Don't eat those guts, leave something for the coroner".
@@duddude321 That's Not A Defense System; A More Efficient System Would Be A Remotely Operated Tesla Coil That Pulses Thousands Of Volts Into The Lock As Soon As The Hook Is Inserted.
@@AssistantCoreAQI That's also illegal. I remember the shotgun booby trap. Even if you aren't criminally prosecuted you can still be sued. Successfully sued at that.
@@randomelephant4476 Then you either go through the door ignoring the lock (smash the door itself or break the hinges), make a new door in a wall (sledgehammer, vehicle or explosives) or (most likely) pick a different target...
@@sarahcusack I suppose it all depends on just how desperate you are to get to what ever is inside the house. If the contents are worth it, a thief WILL find a way in, even if that means ripping the wall off to do it...
It took him 3 minutes. There is no such thing as an unpickable lock, it's the ones that slow down the lock picker as much as possible they steer clear of.
I think it’s a brilliant design. Seems to me that even more protection from picking could be once the first tumbler would automatically reset if the key isn’t inside to hold it in place. That way you couldn’t just pick one at a time. That thing is a behemoth though. I think I’d feel pretty secure with whatever I locked up with it.
You see, the joke is funny because person one wants to pick a lock, the second person does not want person one to pick all his locks, so person one chooses the largest lock possible to lockpick. Funniest shit I've ever read
@@ramonski3333 i mean it is a pretty good advertising tactic. This guy has what 3 mil subs? you pull out that monster and people are gonna want it immediately. thats 3 mil potential buyers before it even hits the shelves.
Machinist tip for metal. If you want real drill protection they need to be made out of a material that work hardens as it's cut. Go with hastelloy c276, inconel 718 or nitronic 60. Even cobalt drills won't work. Has to be carbide. Then make those drill pins loose fit so they can move around as it's drilled. It'll chew up what they're using and make it way harder to get through. That being said, no lock can withstand a torch. Can't be stuck or locked if it's liquid.
Ye, but its usually very dependent on the Situation you need the lock for, while for home usage its usually sufficient to just have any lock to either deter thieves or force them to use louder ways of entry, this giant lock would probably in highly secured, guarded areas where one vouldnt realistically stand around for minutes under pressurr working on picking the lock
@@custardavenger My dad told me a story about my uncle spending a whole weekend installing a very fancy and expensive car alarm/immobiliser system only for thieves to break into his car days later and steal the entire security system.
@drew13600 that was in the late 90's, they weren't all that great back then. There were a number of tools you could use to bypass a lot of the car security systems ranging from a video recorder remote control to a potato. I used to just briefly disconnect the negative lead from the battery to bypass my immobiliser the insurance company insisted I had installed for £400 haha
Area 51 guards: "we've upgraded our security with the newest, highest grade locks!" LPL: "let's see what core they've installed, some countersinking or false sets would've made this a harder pick."
The nice thing with the lock is, when it's in use, you couldn't possibly turn it over like you did for the 2nd core. So unless you're ambidextrous, and equally skilled with both hands, you're gonna have to work the 2nd core with your tools inverted... and your smart hand in a weird angle.
Well for sure, if a lock can be opened, it can be picked. I think it's not a matter of whether it's pickable or not, but how long it will take to pick it. Two cores = double the time to work with High drill resistance = takes longer to drill Etc. Etc. People may call this lock bad since it got picked but if anything, this lock is great at it's job
He's only using basic tools (pick + tension wrench) for the camera. He had a variety of more advanced tools that can be operated accurately and more easily.
This guy's whole purpose is to show the audience the illusion of safety behind a 3 century(at least) old idea that has NOT been updated. Which is the core of these locks(they are nearly identical). So he doesn't care how heavy, which way around ECT. He is simply showing us the illusion of safety behind all these locks.
Damn that actually is funny most times they would just cut the lock off but I can see there faces when they are forced to ask the student to unlock their property XD
@@hectortapia4412 School: Open your locker. Me: No. School: Fine, we’ll cut the lock. Me: Ok, good luck with that. It’ll withstand a cordless angle grinder with 3 discs and a fresh battery for ten minutes.
This somehow remids me of the indestructible door. The breach team literally destroyed the wall around the door. I feel it'd be eaasier to cut whatever the lock is attached to than the lock itself!
"I'm going to put a pinning tray underneath it because I think it will damage my desk ... Okay, we're going to get some tension in here..." and the lock just pops open magically. lol
@@adamf663 I doubt squire expects their customers to be attacked by master lockpickers anyways. Then again it's a lock thats advertised as the strongest so yeah thats true
Yes, but the cylinder(s) should receive the same attention as the rest of the lock. An average cylinder is fine for lockbox. It isn't fine for a bank vault.
@@nihlify Ok. I've watched more of lpl's videos and realize that it's at about the 90th percentile. I was fooled by how he made it look like a typical vending machine lock.
Me : Wow! That padlock surely is the strongest in the world! LockPickingLawyer : *pulls out padlock twice the size* Me : Holy crap! I actually thought that was the biggest one! LockPickingLawer : *pulls out EVEN BIGGER lock*
They need to make it where you have to turn both simultaneously. Wonder if that would make a harder challenge. Guess it's back to the drawing boards for Squire lol.
He has picked locks that require both to be turned simultaneously. The secret is to pick one and turn it very slightly to hold the pins in position, then pick the second one and then rotate both fully.
@@kokomo9764 yeah, I meant like one that you cannot turn one of them at all at all and have to spin them from beginning to end at exactly the same time like in movies when they fire off some nukes they have to turn the 2 keys on the count of 3 at the same time, though they make those far enough apart where one person can't do it lol. That wouldn't work on a lock. Or is that what you mean?
LPL is, I believe it's fair to say, a somewhat very incredibly experienced lockpicker. This lock took him a reasonable amount of time to open and with the benefit of a table to rest that colossal 4kg lock on. It's probably reasonable to assume that anything requiring a lock like this would be hard enough to get near and experience would count for little when the last pin is picked and all 4kg makes a gravity aided beeline for the pickers head. Throw in poor lighting and the need to keep looking about while trying to crack this behemoth and I'd say this lock is as near to real world unpickable as possible. A lock like that just isn't worth the hassle picking in a real world scenario.
The thing is, anything worth this much protection is likely to also be guarded by, at least, a dude with a gun and an attack dog. If anything, putting a lock like this on something is more of a warning to would-be thieves.
@@sugoruyo exactly. Just to get close to it a would-be thief would probably have to commit a slew of offences no doubt including serious assault, attempted murder or even full on murder to get close and they'd need prior knowledge that whatever is locked up is worth stealing. Lets say the guard is in on the crime, even that would mean a premeditated attack and weakness in the criminal plan since the police would likely investigate the guard(s) and the guilty party would likely agree to give information for a reduced sentence. Knowing the universe and its sick sense of humour, the one time a thief gets through all the other measures and pops the lock whatever is locked away would be something stupid like some eccentric millionaires second favourite beachball.
The idea that the picker would most likely have to be ambidextrous as well, seeing as we have to pick from both sides, makes this even harder to do in a field
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"Not sure what's holding us up here" could be one of the greatest compliments LPL has given to a lock.
Like actually.
I was gonna say. Finally a lock that gave him alittle bit of trouble lol
Squire really outdid themselves
@@kirkcrawford5091 not really
@@elavke5441 hehe I did say “alittle”.
A company really has to believe in their lock to actually send him one.
Boke Ekob That didn't mean they didn't believe in their lock, it just meant they were wrong.
yeah, imagine trying to advertise their lock and ending up showing people how easy it is to be picked by LockPickingLawyer
DarkEternal6 Good point, can’t wait to see some company make a lock that lpl failed to pick😀
@@miigon9117 LPL has a video of the best locks in his collection and there are a couple of them that he cannot pick, but they were not padlocks though.
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It took him almost 3 minutes to open the lock and he had to have two hooks to open it. I’d trust this lock with my life.
Yeah, it's quite beefy. Usually, it only takes him around 30 seconds at most.
yes, someone who is dedicated on getting in will get in. Locks like this deter opportunity crimes. "oh, the house is empty, lets get in grab something and get out." Someone who really wants to get it could take bigger tools and just not care about noise. Talking about a flex or something.
@@jand.4737 Lol yeah
I mean, when he said strongest, I’m pretty sure he meant it couldn’t be destroyed, not lock picked. But I get where you’re coming from
@@jand.4737 With lock like this, it makes sense to steal lock itself :D
"Not sure what's holding us up here" yeah this is definitely a lock worth buying
Read this the exact time he said that lol
@Blessed bro we just wanna watch some guy pick locks what is your problemmmm-
@Blessed I *don’t* know how to do it, I like watching these things because they interest me. I already watched his video about *how* to pick locks so I already get the general idea though. Also, I’m sure there’s hundreds of videos about the tool he’s using, and even I could get and idea about what it’s doing even though I’m SUPER new to this channel. We’re here to be entertained, not to do illegal things, the worst we’d do with this info is find a way to break into our own house cause we forgot out keys, best we could do is we get kidnapped and manage to lockpick our way out. There are reasons that aren’t illegal that we might need these skills for.
Definitely not the same thing I have no interest in learning the skill I just think it's interesting
@Blessed you obviously didn't watch enough of his videos to learn the how and why, he goes into great detail on how picking a physical lock works, he even explains how more innovative lock designs work when they come available to the public, he did a video on RFID locks and got alot more technical than he even needed to
Ideal for home protection, one swing of this lock will knock any intruder out cold immediately.
W-wait, you're using the lock wrong..
Julio Julio no they’re using it right
@@iblanked2346 i mean uh, I guess
Hollow Words cute avatar
Also a great way to communicate political opinions.
It's all fun and games until you hear "Click out of 1... nothing on 2..." at 4:00 a.m. outside your bedroom window
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youre alive
Youre slowly dying...
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"We made it, boss! We have, finally, built a lock that can withstand forces equivalent to those in nuclear fission!"
*nice click on 3, 4 is binding*
"Another click at five... And it's opened"
As I read this comment he said that, quite spooky lol.
I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of locks can withstand nuclear fission, 'cept for the electric ones. Now a *BLAST* is a different story.
I think the objective of some companies is to create a lock that LPL cannot pick, that would be the best lock in the world.
*fussion
A video longer than 5 min, it must be a good buy
Right you are
There is no invincible lock anywhere in the world that can resist an 8V Makita Cordless Angle Grinder, with a 3M-87450 Diamond Blade Disc.
@@salvadorvizcarra769 yeah, but if you're gonna use something like that, you better hope everyone who's close enough to hear is deaf
@@salvadorvizcarra769you knew how noisy angle grinder are right?
@@salvadorvizcarra769 Might as well just avoid the lock and cut through whatever its locked to, to not absolutely break your grinder of course 😉
This is the kind of padlock that you would pick open and steal it, leaving whatever it was guarding behind.
Underrated comment.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!"
*Wife comes running, sees door wide open*
Wife: [GASP] "OH NO! Did they take our stuff???"
Husband: "No! They took the padlock!! Assholes!!"
Hahahahaha!
That actually happened to me, Had a high security Ingersoll padlock attached to what i thought was a good chain that was keeping my kids bikes secure.
The thiefs just came along cut through my chain took the bikes and the padlock...Ironically the padlock cost more than the kids bike !!
The joys of living in Salford Manchester England :)
@@TheLoxical they took them for scrap iron 😉
This dude really dumped all his first points into his lockpick skill.
It’s nice to see Skyrim still alive after 11 years 😂
Nah, he dumped pretty much all of them into lockpicking
advantage "free loot "
I always maxed out lockpicking, one of the funnest things to do in that game
@@loserexe8001 skyrims gonna be alive forever man
Video starts: that's a big lock.
Moment later: Oh, that's a BIG lock.
One minute mark: Ah, and now we see the *BIG* lock.
lmao fr i laughed out loud i was so dead
@Nyc Jeff Like the entire locker, lock & all?
ruclips.net/video/WPL1vf87dWY/видео.html
Crocodile Dundee says, "that's not a lock", this is!
At the end: WOAH, Thats a BIG COCK
Just imagine how enormous these locks are going to need to get before they finally become a Knight.
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I don't get it 😭
Knight?
@@pizzazemle6262it's what you become after being a squire.
@@pizzazemle6262 a squire attends to a knight in medieval culture lol
@@pizzazemle6262Knights stand guard at places.
That took him a full three minutes to pick. That is the greatest lock in the world.
Three minutes for someone at his skill level. I don't see an amateur getting through this lock.
@@AJR-zg2py that’s why he said it’s the best lock, because he knows how good of a lock pick lpl is
also in Ideal conditions I would love to see him pick a lock like this lying on his back while it is strapped to something and he can't move it
I was thinking the same. It’s the longest I’ve seen him take on a lock.
Also when he flipped it over for the second pick. Reversing the keyway directions is a nice idea by the manufacturer because you're going to have to pick at least one in a hand position you haven't practiced.
I wonder why they didn't use a janky keyway shape like the ones LPL said he had trouble with.
"strongest padlock in the world"
"i'd like to see a higher security option"
Yes one that takes at least 3 minutes 30 at least XD
It said strongest, not safest... lol
he wanted a more PICK RESISTANT lock not a stronger lock because of course it is strong most lock manufacturers dont take pick resistant in to consideration when designing locks ESPECIALLY MasterLock which is why they are shat on all the time not due due to their quality of the product but due to the quality of the locking mechanism inside
Ah, yes oxy morons are great
@@phantomthiefjeff9667 Thats..... not what an oxymoron is?
at this point, the lock is probably more durable than the container it's holding shut
Imagine even running into this thing in your everyday life. You’d HAVE to know whatever it’s locking up.
It'd be easier to just cut into the container or break open the handle with a lock this strong
Azka '02 My buddy who is actively serving in baghdad says they have locks just like this on some of their vehicles and storage containers. I guess that’s their main buyer and user
I have an Abus bike lock. chrome-molibden alloy (more than 2kg in weight). When I lock my bike I always think that a thief will better cut the pole instead of the lock.
@@cristic767 you must have a very expensive bike
If lock picking lawyer is this good, imagine a lock picking judge.
Lock picking judicial branch
lock picking prosecutor
lock picking defendant
lock picking witness
lock picking lock
Me, owning absolutely nothing of value: "Yeah that looks like the lock I need".
Thank you for making LOL.. literally.
Legend.
With it you could gain stuff of value just sneak around picking locks and boom you win a prize walk away with other apple stuff of value I mean hey you earned it right and they earn the knowledge of buying q better lock lmfao no I wouldn't do that but you could start a lock picking business
@The smore emperor not necessarily, laptops and computers can be rather cheap these days, as can be phones
@The smore emperor A shitty phone/laptop can be as low as 100 bucks now a days
“This is the greatest lock ever”
*absolutely dismantles the entire lock*
I’d like to see a higher security option
Do you want a safe eye scan lock?
ReBull I want a lock that shoots anyone that comes near then I would stay in my house
The kirbmaster a shotgun.
@@rebull8262 Wtf is the point in buying the 10lb version when he can break into it ag the same speed as the 5lb one?
@@RIPToot for regular people like you and me we see this lock and we see him pick it in a couple of minutes and he's in perfect conditions now imagine you're someone who's trying to sneak around in the dark and you have external noises from wherever you are affecting your senses you are cautious and you have to do this fast chances are whatever you're trying to break into has thought about that and there are multiple of these locks on whatever you're trying to steal
Me: I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about
Also Me: Yeah those pins look great
shantanu bayaskar 😂😂😂😭 am dead, so me 😂
😂😂😂
Hahahaha! Omg so funny 😂
Me: I can totally do that, he's such a great 'explainer!!'
Also me: nothing on 1, 2 is springy, 3 is a unicorn, can't find 4, 5 is whiskey tango foxtrot. I don't think I got this.
It's still fascinating.
I'm totally lost, but I can't get enough of LPL and Bosnian Bill.
When a thief encounters that lock, he is after the lock and not what it is locking.
*picks lock and runs off with it...
*next joe schmoe steals contents and runs off with them...
made me smirk
I can't help but imagine them cutting the door the lock's on instead of the lock.
I wonder how this man feels knowing he has almost unrestricted access to every door he sees.
@@salvadorvizcarra769 no , no I haven’t heard of them
@@AbeC301 really? Because he talks about that in literally this video at 1:46.
@@salvadorvizcarra769 Everything can be bypassed with an autogenous cutting tool in under 20 seconds, if not counting the tool setup time.
@@salvadorvizcarra769 what is exactly nonsense about his comment. You come off as pretentious and rude. Any one with bulldozer has unrestricted access as well but that's not what he was referring to.
WHAT ABOUT DOORS WITH A KEYPAD LOCK
PadLock: “life is good”
LockPicklawyer: “let’s get some tension in here”
next word from the padlock is WHY LORD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
Lmao
I saw this comment right when he said that
No it goes like this
Best padlock in the world: life is good
Lockpicklawyer:lets get some tension in there
Best lock in the world: oh shit I'm gonna be the worst lock in history
Finally some Intelligent joke
Coincidentally this guy has the world's largest bicycle collection.
@ thats lierally how they keep that chain running.
ruclips.net/video/SpVOTEOMRuE/видео.html his video
Eric Anderson *ghasp* back story????
@ did you get the cherrie slurpee?
my non-english dumbass read it as coin-cedentaly.
You know, if Squire simply made the lock cylinders spring-loaded so that they automatically relocked themselves when you remove the key, it would completely defeat his picking approach as the first cylinder would relock the moment he removes the tension on it.
Well all that would mean is you require a friend to pick this, to hold tension on the first core as you go about the second.
@@gray007nl yes. But that 1 makes picking harder because there's now someone in the way and 2 makes them easier to spot.
just tape the tension wrench down and use another wrench
I was thinking the same thing. It still doesn’t keep someone from picking it entirely, but it would up the difficulty even further. I actually assumed that’s why it had two cores at first, until I saw him release the first one without a hitch.
I'm not very knowledgeable about lock construction or picking them, but I was thinking that very thing... As soon as he releases the tension on the first one to start on the second one, all those pins were going to fall back into place and he'd have to go right back to the beginning.
-OR-
It also ran through my mind that he had just picked the wrong one, and even after opening the second one, the first one would relock itself because he did them in the wrong order. Then there was also that possibility that because he had opened them in the wrong order, that even though the second one was open, it still wouldn't unlock because he had to START with both locks locked at the same time.
Any lock that gives him a little bit of delay is a lock worth purchasing.
Seriously if it takes him 3-4 minutes it did it’s job.
The good thing about that lock is you need some serious equipment to brute force it.
@@FormerGovernmentHuman But the problem of this kind of locks, hard to lockpick and even harder to brute force is thieves will seach others weakpoint on the crate/door, but if this lock is the weakest point.... Well you're safe
@@vayalond7203 look if they need to start destroying things when they trying to get my stuff that just means the lock works. Cause they've abandoned stealth completely and are fully in on just bruting it
@@vayalond7203 my cousin was a breacher and learned that with enough determination, nothing will stay locked forever. The thing is the amount of effort required on the intruder. Locks are for honest people and to buy you time
@@FormerGovernmentHuman He said any good lockbreaker can unlock it, so it's not actually that good a lock other than that it's heavy and well built.
LPL: "It would take a very experienced picker to open this lock reliably
Lock: *Sweats nervously*
Lol
like how i read it as i heard it
😆
@@davidtreadway1906 lol
@Hooly Dooly 1:45
The only qualification a lock could wish:
LPL Video: Crosses 10 minutes
Its the pinnacle of lock testing
“Boss we did it we fucking did it! Lpl crossed 10 minutes trying to pick the lock”
“Holy shit jimmy bring me the fucking champange right now, every one you get a aument of your salary fuck yea lets partyyyyyyyy”
But under 4 minutes per cylinder, if you only count locking picking time.
I’m thinking that the only lock that would truly challenge LPL would be one with six or more cylinders that had to be unlocked in the correct sequence. Even a four cylinder lock would prove to be very time consuming.
Four cylinders has 24 possible permutations. At 16 minutes per permutation, that could require up to 384 minutes. Eight cylinders would require up to 254 attempts that would take up to 101.6 hours. These are maximum times, because it’s possible LPL would hit the correct opening sequence before exhausting all but the last.
Oh, and I’m totally forgetting that LPL would have to return all the cylinders to locked state before the next attempt. 😖
To be clear, I’m not talking about alpha-numeric code breaking. I’m talking about mechanical locks that have two possible states, locked or unlocked.
@@MarcosElMalo2 well he picked them in his house, picking them in "normal" cases will be much harder
10 days not min then people cant learn
The question is not "can he pick it"
Its how long does it take him to pick it.
Exactly
Unpickable isn't really possible, the goal should be to make it take so long that someone notices what's going on. I think Squire has hit that mark with this lock. This would take twice as long in the field (because you'd have to pick with the lock upside down, from underneath it). I'm quite sure someone would notice after 10 minutes
New Lock Strength Rating:
LPLT2P# = Time in seconds for the LPL to pick the lock :-)
Unless it's a Bowley mechanism.
@@DinnerForkTonguethose things are absolute units when it comes to locking mechanism
This man is playing an RPG put all his stats into lockpicking had some points left and put them into charisma
He put it into intimidation.
@@theshreddedone8322 char is a stat, intimidation is a proeficiency
@@SanGhanor Yeah I realized it like 20 mins late.
Lockpicking 100, speech 69
@@theshreddedone8322 So his major stats are dexterity and charisma. Sounds about right.
He missed an opportunity to say "They sent me the keys, won't be needing them."
Seňa Šalin they shouldnt send him the keys, to see if he can unlock it
@@pacient555 I'm assuming they wanted him to keep the lock, a lock without keys means he can only use it for picking
If they don't send the keys, how he know that locks is real?
@@Sip_Dhit that's what he uses most locks for
Me in the beginning: "Wow that's a big lock"
Me a few seconds later: "Wow that's a big lock"
Me a few seconds after that: "Wow that's a big lock"
Should be like this (I think)
Me: Wow that's a big lock
LPL: * shows bigger lock *
LPL again: * even bigger lock *
Also LPL again: * even more bigger lock *
Comically large lock
@@taiteraide "Ay can i get some secured valuables" "Only a lockful"
@@cambrorasterepicgaming2671 *pulls out comically large lockpick*
Wow that’s a big co- I mean lock
The guys at squire are like "let's see how big we can keep making them and keep sending them to lockpicklawyer" lol, eventually you'll need a warehouse and climbing gear
A lock big enough that you don't even need to lock it. Just sit it in the way with a forklift.
@@jasongreek2342commonly known as an i-beam
@@jasongreek2342it would get to the point where a metre thick reinforced concrete wall would be the weakest link
Can still be picked by a wave rake.
This got a legit chuckle out of me.
This lock took LPL several minutes to pick. That's an advertisement if I've ever seen one.
Happy 500 likes
wasnt it less than 2 of actual lockpicking?
I wouldn't call "about 3 minutes", several.
@@ThisOldSkater based on the 10 seconds we usually see in others locks... It is a lot
And always remember that he is picking it in an ideal environment. Good light, able to turn and move the lock completely freely, no distractions, well maintained tools, no time limit.
Interesting bit of trivia: LPL never carries a personal set of keys.
He can “...click out of 3, nothing on 4, click out of 5, and there we go!” faster than I can dig my keys out of my pocket!
"Never pick a lock you're using, or that you rely on." - LPL, regarding a lock he picked once, and now can't open by any method.
What if he only became a lock picker because he always lost his keys🤔
Herman Cillo didnt he like twist some pins around for extra security so that if someone attempted to pick his lock the lock would never open again? I think there is a tutorial somewhere on how he did it. Is this what you are talking about?
@@chairya2 There is a tutorial that the lock picking lawyer has on how to make a lock almost impossible to pick using shims and a specific type of pin for the parts of the locking mechanism.
This however is a separate case that I speak of, Where the lock picking lawyer successfully picked a lock once, but has not been able to pick it or open it with the key since because in the process of picking it he broke it.
Bro he could pick it faster than i could put the key in and get it open. Somehow I put the key in upside down and backward like 6 times before succeeding with keys....
When destroying the door is literally less of a hassle
🤣🤣🤣🤣well put!
This would probably go on a metal door
@@awarepillow1180 yeah destroying the door would be less of an hassle
@@Breadlootgoblin I think cutting through 2-4 inches of steel would take more than 3 minutes
@@awarepillow1180 who said anything about cutting, explosions solve anything
him: "you would probably need a very experienced picker to open these reliably"
2 seconds later : "i would like to see a higher securtiy option..."
mans just can't get enough of locks bro
This lock costs over $500 US dollars, by the way.
Considering it can take multiple 50-cal rounds, and takes a massively-skilled lockpicking expert to bypass... I'd say that's $500 well spent.
That's kinda low for this
I want one! I don't know what the Hell I'd use it on, but I want one!
@@r0bw00d a lock for your squire locks
@@frankgreco3505 honestly I think you're right.
Out of everyone on the planet. I think this guy is the ONLY person with a real lockpick 100 skill
When your profile pic is ripped off of ninja, why would you even rip off that scrub.
@@pwnomega4562 I got this commissioned as a custom piece to use for my online presence. Emphasis on CUSTOM. It's a dark figure with the color blue. I did not reference ninja at any point in my commission.
And even if it was based off Ninja's profile picture? I fucking hate Fortnite. Who cares?
There's that guy who's able to unlock actual bank vault door, although it took him like, 20 minutes or something
Edit:
ruclips.net/video/qw_4HQMS-pk/видео.html
Obviously he has a level 100 lockpick skill, he picks master locks with ease and his picks never break 🤣
@@cypherusuh okay. 2 people on the planet
You know a company is confident in their lock when they voluntarily send it to LPL
SERIOUSLY!!
It saves them money in penetration testing.
He still broke it at 5 minutes
@@BuzzinVideography yeah, which is an quite excellent time
@@BuzzinVideography yesh HE did. Which means that most skilled lockpickers need 10
The problem is that the thing the lock is locked on is weaker than the lock.
@@InfamousMaxthe lock: pulls up a colt 1911
Most theifes smash locks.. not pick them
i think this is for concrete doors
@@r.t.h.-R1ghtTh3Han9yeah, I think that’s the point of this one
@mewmew8932 still, it would prob be easier to break thru the concrete then this menace
Everyone gangster till you hear him whisper, “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,” outside your door.
Devyn Pienta little click out of 2, 3 is binding...
@@harpsarp66 and done
That made me chuckle
You made my day
__________________ and that is how you get into your house after forgetting your keys.
Imagine how frustrating is for manufacturers to watch him break latest products like it was open from the beginning....
Damjan Rankovic
He’s an expert, a few minutes means your lock is near perfect
R H I can imagine them like well we did better than the idiots at masterlock
They sent this to him I believe, so they're content
At the end of the day, standard lock mechanisms can only do so much. They can only really increase the time it takes someone to open it, not prevent it entirely.
@@zecodking2354 lol
2:25 did he just say “I would like to see a higher security option” ?
What more do you want? 5 keys and an armed nuclear warhead if if senses it’s being picked?
Lock company: *Does that*
LPL: "Click out of one, and I'm holding this new tool bosnian bill and I made to keep the nuke unarmed... and just like that I'm in"
@@B0R3D901 says it so casually to huh
@Ellis Dee The next lock they make is just a full slab of solid steel that you put under the door handle so you cant open it
@@coltonbates629 and then he still picks it
Hasn't he already picked a missile lock?
Squire and Bowley lock companies need to collaborate, most pick resistance core LPL has seen with an indestructible body would make undoubtedly the best lock EVER.
ABUS for the pick resistance
@@terrestrialcreature7481 Bowley>Abus
Even buck shot couldn't get through it
At that point, the only practical application would be a nuke shelter or something otherwise the lock would be stronger than the thing it was locking.
BABUS
This lock is near indestructible, and needs two keys to open.
Or a couple of minutes with lockpicking lawyer
If you have something worth an expert locksmith’s time, a few minutes is time you almost certainly don’t have.
@@pretzelbomb6105 Damn... thats a good point.
@@pretzelbomb6105 I don't get it
@@brownie3454 If something deserves this level of lock then it will also have other kinds of protection to keep that lock from being picked for that long.
@@TheWildSlayer
Yup, like a Security Guard being an easy, and obvious thing of note.
"It's made in the UK"
Reminds me of the Hatton Garden safety deposit robbery in 2015.
The crime scene photographs released by the police and used by the newspapers clearly showed a Hilti (If memory serves) core drill that the robbers used to gain entry to the vault through 0.5 meters of concrete.
Hilti, instead of looking at this as bad publicity, used this to their advantage and advertised their high end core drills as: "as used in the Hatton Garden robbery".
Unrelated. But I thought I'd share.
That's hilarious and genius from them
lmao
The Mirror said it was the Hilti DD3350
I would like but the comment is at 420 likes
no, no, it's genius...
I feel like companies send him locks just to see what's wrong with their lock them fix it
Ye
This would be clever
It’s possible, this company sent him a lock before they ever put it on market
Except they don't ever fix any of the problems... because they're cheap.
For real though.
You know what would make this lock more interesting? With the keyways so close together, if the dual keys had a gear around their shafts that nested into each other and the keyways had to be counter rotated at the same time to open. It'd mean you would need both keys together to open the lock, but a picker would have to tension both keyways and set all 12 pins to open it.
It would also mean you could tension both locks from a single keyway. Might involuntarily make it easier to pick.
"Resists an angle grinder for over 10 minutes"
"Meh"
"And Lockpicking Lawyer for over 10 seconds"
"Now THAT'S a lock"
Astonishing!
Normally it goes like that:
"Here we have a new pad lock with 1 million possible combination....wait...here we go, open!
Lockpincking is always a fucking hole of security :/
Why buying a lock if it's so easy to lockpick?
@@Unnaymed because lockpicking is an acquired skill that requires constant oractice and specialized tools. Only the simplest locks can be bypassed with improvised tools.
@@Unnaymed it's not usually very easy to pick, if easy at all. LPL is incredibly skilled.
@@Jgreen349 i agree, but if it win in less than one or two minuts, many stealer in the world can do this. Even if they take 5 or 10 minuts or more, so it's not secure at all :/
I'm starting picklock only for saying that's very easy and a HUGE security hole.
Honestly, the fact that it took so long for him to pick is the best advertisement any lock making company will ever receive
I'm sure that lock costs so much I would need to lock it away to prevent it from being stolen
Lolol!
The office reference
So you get an even bigger lock and use it to lock this one to whatever you are using it to lock.
@Har Saheb Singh no, after the second lock you just hire a squad of armed guards to watch over it.
@Har Saheb Singh lockseption
Squire locks started around 1740 in the small town of Willenhall in the West Midlands UK still a family run business. The town itself was the lock capital of the world with hundreds of lock smiths / makers they even have a museum of locks . The Town has lots of history from Saxon times , it has a nickname Humpshire due to the lock maker working over a bench giving them that deformed hump. Well you can find all of this with some simple searches enjoy.
Yes Squire still make all their best products in the West Midlands. They also have some cheaper stuff produced offshore.
"there are several comparisons i could make to show how big it is"
gold
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that.
Scrolling down, feeling like a weirdo, till I found this comment.
Kronk: Hey. Nice co-... I mean lock.
@@diraltmcallister3523 "Hey, huge cock bro"
"Thanks he's a 5 time cock fight tournament champion"
Too bad my size is still bigger
Do you think he says that to all the ladies?
2 squire videos later:
"Im going to need to zoom out a little bit so you can see the entire lock"
4 squire videos later...
through some new connections, this video is brought to you by a CIA surveillance satellite, as my camera can not give a well enough angle, for this new padlock, with 10 cores, that we will have to walk around.
75 videos later:
"I got hold of this giant telescope to be able to shoot this video of a new object put in space by Squire..."
100 videos later:
"Yeah we're gonna have to use the Hubble Telescope in order to see the new Squire padlock on the other side of the galaxy. Got about 10,000 pickable keyholes so I'll get a click out of them"
500 videos later :
This new lock will lock the entire universe and keep it protect
10 000 videos later:
Tired of ever expanding universe? Put it under this new lock.
"This lock withstand metal saw, bullets, plasma lasers"
This guy: "let me get my little hook for 5$"
99.99% of robbers would run away screaming if they were shown this lock.
@@TheMegaOne1000 Or cut it in 40 seconds with a 1mm slitting disk.
Tearex i think les if you have a good one haha.. they are saying 10 minutes lets see about that
You would have to cut it twice. Don’t forget that. Limited space makes it a lot harder also. Remember, cutting while it’s not on anything doesn’t count. You’d be better off cutting what the lock is attached to rather than the lock itself in most situations.
@@TheMegaOne1000 this is more like a front, and if there's something important that needs this lock, then lock isn't the only thing protecting it from the inside. I don't believe robbers are the issue but terrorists.
At some point they will create locks, so hard to pick, that it would actually be easier to just remove the door completely to get in
that's already the case - the illusion of security provided by decent quality locks makes for situations where people don't consider things like hinges, the material of the door/box/whatever, or alternate accesses (eg a window). locks deter the opportunist. good locks increase risk for the determined (more time = higher change of being caught). but security is only as good as its weakest point.
full on removing a door would be a power play, if a bad idea (noise, effort etc.)
@@ashlyy1341 chance*
Local gunship and several garages toolboxes were robbed back in the 80s with method of a pickup backing through block wall or garage doors. That method was almost as quick as the LPL! :-)
@@ss67camaronut Almost as quick 😂😂
Gunshop
*lpl goes to maximum security prison*
Also LpL 2 minutes later: "little click out of 3.."
_4 is binding..._
Let me get something a little deeper *pulls out shank*
Best comment I've seen so far
Except he wouldn't go to prison hes a lawyer😂😂😂
@@joelancon7231 lawyers can still go to prison.
"This is the lock picking lawyer and today i'll be showing how easy it is to get into Fort Knox, alright so all we need it a paper clip"
*2 minutes later*
"alright guys thats all i have for today..."
"i'd like to see a higher security option, tho."
We're going to leave the gold because the shame will cost them billions
HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT YOU ASSHOLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP
@@TJNightTrain are you ok?
@@peakaboopikachu shut your fucking face you idiot.
"I would like to see a higher security option"
That's it, that's the channel
Lmaoo
Two lessons I learnt:
- The combination itself determines how hard it is to pick a lock (which means that there are way fewer combinations than advertised)
- Tighter tolerances in a lock are more effective than fancy pins
LockpickingLawyer ratings:
0~5 seconds: poorly made
5~30 second: somewhat fine lock
30~60 seconds: Masterlock, professionally made
2 minutes: strongest lock in the world
3 minute: alien grade insanity
Masterlocks actually take only 0.5 seconds to open
not accurate, masterlock is shit
@@declan9876 They obviously weren't talking about masterlock, they had masterlock in mind.
5 minutes: Other worldly technology
7-10 minutes: Door lock from the future
15 minutes: Lock of the gate of heavens or hell
20 minutes: The lock of the anti-life formula
30 minutes: Clothes button of the Gods
1 hour: Her heart
nintendium A grade lock
"A lock so big, you might as well destroy the door instead."
Or, or. We're forgetting the *best* option here. *explosives!*
Just grind off whatever metal it's attached to
What door the locks so big you can't see iy
Who are you quoting
@@Apice. I was suggesting an ad line😉
When there is standard for resist angle grinder for 10 minutes, there should be a standard resist LPL for 10 minutes
It should have so many certificates, some good looking outfit, superheavy and small at the same time, waterdustgammarayproof, and etc. so LPL looses 8 minutes just admiring it, 90 seconds picking and 30 seconds disassembling it.
at this point just make a thick steel ring, like, it can't be even opened
@@hussam9044 NileRed could pick that
@@Ben.N i just imagine his pharoah's serpent thing just goes up to it and straight up eats it lol
#kemist
that is not impossible, just have a core that is 1 foot long with 1000 pins in it. Keeping the key in your pants pocket can bring up some old jokes about being happy to see you...
for me, anything that ever passes 30 seconds for him to pick is unpickable by anyone else! I'm so used to seeing him do it almost instantly!
LPL: *Attains most secure insurance padlock not even available on the commercial market*
Lock: *Why do I hear boss music?*
*Autosaving...*
Lock: ...Oh boy!
It will be available on the commercial market, he just got it before it was released
ピュデピ I know lol
@@calvinist_cody oki doki
Picks both cores in under a minute. Guy with angle grinder still not through in ten minutes.
That moment when you hear:
"Nothing out of one."
"Two is binding."
"Nothing on three"
"Click out of four."...
from your back door...
This is the face you'd make: i.imgur.com/krVSlpJ.png 😂🤣😂
@Jerry C I used to be your way, but I have four footed greeting parties called trained guard dogs. If the dogs don't finish'em I've got a good leg breaker called a Louisville Slugger and a box of cayenne pepper to pour in their eyes; but the dogs are sergeants under my command on my property.
@Thonking Brah See my four four foot friends, they're sneaky; hurt one, someone better call the undertaker. Then when I get home I look at the dogs and say: "Now that's a stinky mess . Don't eat those guts, leave something for the coroner".
Jeffrey Craven wtf Jeffrey. You need help
Omg hE's aLlReAdy In!!
This guy probably doesn’t even have a key to his house, just picks it every time
Probably faster that way.
He could but eventually the lock would be bricked
Yeah just picking your front door just talking to the officer “oh yeah I definitely live here just I pick the lock instead of using a key
Keys to anything* the man only carries a lock pick set lmfao
Yeah he probably has to do it before the owner comes back
I watched this 3 years ago.. still very impressed
Imagine your in the bathroom and all you hear is
“Click out of 1...nothing on 2...”
Imagine my in the bathroom? I don't have an in the bathroom.
Underrated
*Profuse sweating*
*_[melodic pooping stops]_*
you're*
Imagine your at home all alone,it’s night, and outside you hear someone go “1 is binding, click out of 2, click out of 3, nothing on 4...”
Lil Thicky you made me piss my fucking pants
That's when I employ America's finest home security system, a 12g shotgun.
Lockpicker: There we go, and. We. Are. In.
Me: And now you're out.
@@duddude321
That's Not A Defense System; A More Efficient System Would Be A Remotely Operated Tesla Coil That Pulses Thousands Of Volts Into The Lock As Soon As The Hook Is Inserted.
@@AssistantCoreAQI That's also illegal. I remember the shotgun booby trap. Even if you aren't criminally prosecuted you can still be sued. Successfully sued at that.
You sir are classless hack.
"The Strongest Padlock in the World"
LPL: "Click out of one"
Nothing on 2, 3 is binding..
I like how i was reading this during that part
Haha
guy: "yeah I know how to pick locks"
LPL: **pulls out comically large padlock**
😂😂😂
This locks security is that most thieves couldnt keep it lifted up throughout the picking process.
I think cutting the chain would be faster
I think using it to break down the door would be faster
if they drop the lock, its gonna bang on the door so hard that everyone within a mile is alerted
@@oui3255
And if they dropped it on their foot, everyone within 3 miles is going to be alerted.
Like the new contraceptive pill they’ve brought out. It weighs 3 tons and you roll it against the bedroom door.
When you try to rob a house but they have a borderline comically large padlock on every door
That's when they either smash the door off it's hinges or more likely, go through a window...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan When you have locks like these on your home, you definitely do not have a single window! :D
@@randomelephant4476 Then you either go through the door ignoring the lock (smash the door itself or break the hinges), make a new door in a wall (sledgehammer, vehicle or explosives) or (most likely) pick a different target...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Yeah what exactly is the purpose of entering the house if you are driving through a wall to get in?
@@sarahcusack I suppose it all depends on just how desperate you are to get to what ever is inside the house.
If the contents are worth it, a thief WILL find a way in, even if that means ripping the wall off to do it...
"We are here at the US Treasury Master Vault..."
*15 seconds later*
"...Click out of 6 and were in."
It took him 3 minutes. There is no such thing as an unpickable lock, it's the ones that slow down the lock picker as much as possible they steer clear of.
@@SleepySeel its a joke. chill.
Sleepyzzz locks that needs codes, fingerprints, or scanners
@@Mikey-ym6ok codes use wires to send signals, signals can be intercepted and sent to the correct address
@@Mikey-ym6ok he has videos on locks with codes and fingerprints he can pick any lock
I think it’s a brilliant design. Seems to me that even more protection from picking could be once the first tumbler would automatically reset if the key isn’t inside to hold it in place. That way you couldn’t just pick one at a time. That thing is a behemoth though. I think I’d feel pretty secure with whatever I locked up with it.
Watching LPL line up the progressively beefier locks is like watching one of those bigger and bigger stars comparison videos
Like, Master Lock No.3 is the sun, the SS65CS being Polaris, SS80CS being Betelgeuse, and the SS100CS being Stephenson 2-18.
Ohh my goodness, I have watched those also, from the size of Proxima Centauri to VY Canis Majoris.
I definitely thought of those videos!
@@thatguyalex2835 when they put the sun next to canis majoris... and you know there's bigger suns than that (UY scuti)
"ay can I pick a lock"
"yeah but only one lock"
*pulls out comically large lock*
fuck you
@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 bruh
You see, the joke is funny because person one wants to pick a lock, the second person does not want person one to pick all his locks, so person one chooses the largest lock possible to lockpick. Funniest shit I've ever read
only a lockfull
mylastaccount gotbanned fuck you
"You can't buy this (yet), it was send to me, directly by the manufacture"
That's badass.
They had a LOT of confidence in the lock to send it to him by themselves 😂😂😂
@@ramonski3333 i mean it is a pretty good advertising tactic. This guy has what 3 mil subs? you pull out that monster and people are gonna want it immediately. thats 3 mil potential buyers before it even hits the shelves.
Yea and they decided not to release this model after seeing the video results of it being picked in under 2 minutes.
@@ramonski3333 tbh squire probably sent it to him so they are able to see if it actually works. I geuss a good way to test your product.
@@WEENUS157 At least they try to make sure they dont put a shitty product on the shelves
Machinist tip for metal. If you want real drill protection they need to be made out of a material that work hardens as it's cut. Go with hastelloy c276, inconel 718 or nitronic 60. Even cobalt drills won't work. Has to be carbide. Then make those drill pins loose fit so they can move around as it's drilled. It'll chew up what they're using and make it way harder to get through. That being said, no lock can withstand a torch. Can't be stuck or locked if it's liquid.
Hey can you put those metal names into laymens terms pls?
Me: buys 9 pound lock to protect my family.
Lpl in the dead of night : "a little click outta three."
That made me giggle 👍
Great 😂
Dude.. You win the internet today.
That was great
👍😊
Me: *buys 2 padlocks off Amazon for £6*
RUclips, the next day: "Here's a dude picking a giant £400 lock in 2 minutes. Hope you feel safe :)"
Ye, but its usually very dependent on the Situation you need the lock for, while for home usage its usually sufficient to just have any lock to either deter thieves or force them to use louder ways of entry, this giant lock would probably in highly secured, guarded areas where one vouldnt realistically stand around for minutes under pressurr working on picking the lock
Oh my god I just died. XD
£400. Has this got to the point where you worry that they just want to steal the lock 😂
@@custardavenger My dad told me a story about my uncle spending a whole weekend installing a very fancy and expensive car alarm/immobiliser system only for thieves to break into his car days later and steal the entire security system.
@drew13600 that was in the late 90's, they weren't all that great back then. There were a number of tools you could use to bypass a lot of the car security systems ranging from a video recorder remote control to a potato. I used to just briefly disconnect the negative lead from the battery to bypass my immobiliser the insurance company insisted I had installed for £400 haha
"we should be safe, the largest padlock known to man holds that door between him and us closed"
*silence*
LPL: "little click outta seven"
"...four is binding..."
Area 51 guards: "we've upgraded our security with the newest, highest grade locks!"
LPL: "let's see what core they've installed, some countersinking or false sets would've made this a harder pick."
M. Maxwell and quirks
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Thread won! :)
These videos are incredible. Thank you for contributing to making youtube as high quality as possible.
The nice thing with the lock is, when it's in use, you couldn't possibly turn it over like you did for the 2nd core. So unless you're ambidextrous, and equally skilled with both hands, you're gonna have to work the 2nd core with your tools inverted... and your smart hand in a weird angle.
Well for sure, if a lock can be opened, it can be picked. I think it's not a matter of whether it's pickable or not, but how long it will take to pick it.
Two cores = double the time to work with
High drill resistance = takes longer to drill
Etc. Etc.
People may call this lock bad since it got picked but if anything, this lock is great at it's job
He's only using basic tools (pick + tension wrench) for the camera. He had a variety of more advanced tools that can be operated accurately and more easily.
Your "smart hand"? Haha!! I'm gonna start using that!
This guy's whole purpose is to show the audience the illusion of safety behind a 3 century(at least) old idea that has NOT been updated. Which is the core of these locks(they are nearly identical). So he doesn't care how heavy, which way around ECT. He is simply showing us the illusion of safety behind all these locks.
I thought the same thing, if its in use you cant move it so much, so you need to bee real handy to open it
Imagine being in jail and this guy is your cell mate
If he is in jail, HE WANTED TO BE THERE.
you won't be in jail for long
Imagine as a jail guard, as you walk by doing your rounds.. you hear someone mumbling.. click on 1, nothing on 2.. 3 is binding...
"Hey, wanna be friends?"
I feel like lpl would go to a prison just to flex on everyone that he opened his cell in seconds
Imagine putting this on your school locker, everyone has one of those normal spinny combo locks while you have a freacking metal slab as a lock-
anyone wanting to get inside just grinds through the hinges
And then you dare the quiet kid to try and unlock it and he starts saying "nice click on one"
Damn that actually is funny most times they would just cut the lock off but I can see there faces when they are forced to ask the student to unlock their property XD
You are school locker? Go back to your school.
@@hectortapia4412
School: Open your locker.
Me: No.
School: Fine, we’ll cut the lock.
Me: Ok, good luck with that. It’ll withstand a cordless angle grinder with 3 discs and a fresh battery for ten minutes.
This somehow remids me of the indestructible door. The breach team literally destroyed the wall around the door. I feel it'd be eaasier to cut whatever the lock is attached to than the lock itself!
I can tell how good a lock is by seeing how long LPL's episode is.
'sees 2 min video' oh this is gotta be good, that lock didn't last at all.
'sees 20 minute video' oh snap I'm buying whatever is in this one.
@@MrAeroguitarguy Exactly!
@@SimonWoodburyForget they steal the lock and leave whatever it was protecting 😆
@@SimonWoodburyForget sounds like it works either way
he make all videos over ten mins to earn on ads
And then,the lockpicking lawyer pulls out a comically large lock. Funniest shit i have ever seen.
"I'm going to put a pinning tray underneath it because I think it will damage my desk ... Okay, we're going to get some tension in here..." and the lock just pops open magically. lol
This gives the comically large rake vibe
You need to expand your horizons...
when is it going to be added to payday 2
@@ComradeDoubleM sounds like a spoonful of jokes is not enough eh?
Someone at squire definitely lost a bet the moment this video was made.
@@adamf663 I doubt squire expects their customers to be attacked by master lockpickers anyways. Then again it's a lock thats advertised as the strongest so yeah thats true
Rumor says that he's also in a debt that'll never be paid off!
Yes, but the cylinder(s) should receive the same attention as the rest of the lock. An average cylinder is fine for lockbox. It isn't fine for a bank vault.
@@adamf663 it wasn't an average cylinder
@@nihlify Ok. I've watched more of lpl's videos and realize that it's at about the 90th percentile. I was fooled by how he made it look like a typical vending machine lock.
a 10 minute LPL video is seriously impressive, idk if i've ever seen something like this before
Me : Wow! That padlock surely is the strongest in the world!
LockPickingLawyer : *pulls out padlock twice the size*
Me : Holy crap! I actually thought that was the biggest one!
LockPickingLawer : *pulls out EVEN BIGGER lock*
Exactly the same as my thoughts!
Squire: He picked it! Make it even bigger!
But wait! There's more!
Xalataf THREEE CORES
LockPickingLawyer: picks lock in 2 minutes
LPL: "Squire did a great job, I don't think this can be topped"
Squire: "Observe"
Squire after the vid:
You know what?
*O N E H U N D R E D A N D F I F T Y K I L O G R A M S* commercial lock
@@someonewithsomekindofsense5860 a month later how about i add a little more
I’m sorry what
@@chickenlegs5061 at this rate there gonna make a lock that takes him more than a couple moments to open
Squire needs to make a tank round and 50bmg proof lock with bomb proofing up to 900 pound bombs
When the lock the more expensive than anything your protecting.
Hey, a pound of protection is worth an ounce of cure
Are you a english speaker or just started cuz i can’t understand
@@PSYKIK777 joking dude
*you're
He meant to say "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure". At least, I think he was. Lol
They need to make it where you have to turn both simultaneously. Wonder if that would make a harder challenge. Guess it's back to the drawing boards for Squire lol.
He has picked locks that require both to be turned simultaneously. The secret is to pick one and turn it very slightly to hold the pins in position, then pick the second one and then rotate both fully.
@@kokomo9764 skill, a lot of skill is required.
@@kokomo9764 yeah, I meant like one that you cannot turn one of them at all at all and have to spin them from beginning to end at exactly the same time like in movies when they fire off some nukes they have to turn the 2 keys on the count of 3 at the same time, though they make those far enough apart where one person can't do it lol. That wouldn't work on a lock. Or is that what you mean?
@@kokomo9764 make it with 5 locks a spinning safe code to open the bottom and security stickers on each of them
LPL is, I believe it's fair to say, a somewhat very incredibly experienced lockpicker. This lock took him a reasonable amount of time to open and with the benefit of a table to rest that colossal 4kg lock on. It's probably reasonable to assume that anything requiring a lock like this would be hard enough to get near and experience would count for little when the last pin is picked and all 4kg makes a gravity aided beeline for the pickers head. Throw in poor lighting and the need to keep looking about while trying to crack this behemoth and I'd say this lock is as near to real world unpickable as possible. A lock like that just isn't worth the hassle picking in a real world scenario.
The thing is, anything worth this much protection is likely to also be guarded by, at least, a dude with a gun and an attack dog. If anything, putting a lock like this on something is more of a warning to would-be thieves.
@@sugoruyo exactly. Just to get close to it a would-be thief would probably have to commit a slew of offences no doubt including serious assault, attempted murder or even full on murder to get close and they'd need prior knowledge that whatever is locked up is worth stealing. Lets say the guard is in on the crime, even that would mean a premeditated attack and weakness in the criminal plan since the police would likely investigate the guard(s) and the guilty party would likely agree to give information for a reduced sentence.
Knowing the universe and its sick sense of humour, the one time a thief gets through all the other measures and pops the lock whatever is locked away would be something stupid like some eccentric millionaires second favourite beachball.
It'd probably be easier to cut around the lock
@The Catto of Dankness True, and its 1000000x faster and 10000000000x louer
The idea that the picker would most likely have to be ambidextrous as well, seeing as we have to pick from both sides, makes this even harder to do in a field
You know a lock is good when lpl says “I’m not sure what’s holding us up here”
"Look for some destructive attacks in the future."
You have a tank?
Don't give him and bosnianbill idea's.
Wish might
Time to contact Demolition Ranch
LPL: “say no more”
A modern 120 mm tank gun can penetrate over half a meter of hardened steel, so that could just work.
Note that the "nice, beefy screws" have also threadlocker (blue) on them so they don't loosen by themselves over time