300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?" 1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?" 1700 - "Why do objects fall to earth?" Late 2017 - "Do Chicken make CS:GO literally unplayable?"
DynestiGTI I actually had that happen like an hour ago I was trying to get through the door on inferno from aps and I got blocked by the chicken and my teammate died because we were about to rush
"Your chicken has been killed. She was yours for 10 seconds." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love the chickens! In casual sometimes i try to find all chickens and let them follow me. It's so funny. And after all it's still a game made to have fun.
Yeah, I couldn't tell if the weird ominous feeling I got from the video was due to that, or his audio set-up / timing of words being a bit different. Where's the real 3kliksphilip gone!? What have you done to him?
The Phantom Exterior like Fisheggs Interior like suiced Wrist-red I could exercise you This could be your Phys-ed Cheat in your Man Homie AHHH tryed to sneak trougth the door man!
I've noticed that at lower ranks, sometimes you can get chickens to be distractions and sometimes the enemy might even take a shot at one, giving away there position.
Every armour tutorial is now outdated in places, so I suggest doing a armoured vs unarmored comparison, because the aim punch is low it now makes sense to go without armour on force rounds. Deep analysis from a respected person may change the opinion of the community.
As a side note, there is a mobile rip off of cs go but surprisingly good and unique in its ways. There aim punch for armoured and unarmored is marginal, hence the game's "meta" is to save after losing pistol once and get AK only on the 3rd which is surprisingly viable, however, CT s can buy AK's and armour must be purchased with helmet but with a price of $800. This got me thinking can this strategy be applied to cs go now that the aim punch is drastically reduced.
More entities = more resources required, so yes, it technically could. Most modern systems tho won't see a difference, as well as most older systems even.
I didn't have much games a while ago that my daughter could play so I ended up booting up cs go with bots and we would go play "hide and seek" with the chickens. We'd basically end up trying to find them all and have them follow us. It was fun and a funny introduction to her to cs go. We wouldn't use the guns, just innocent fun. :) I love the chickens. CS GO Chickens are love.... are life...
4:20 that was golden mate! I was thinking about that video when u showed how the chickens block it from one side and then u showed both sides with it and putting in that sound from the clip made it wayy too funny to not laugh lmao 🤣🤣
I lost a comp game because a chicken 'Get down mr president!!'d my awp bullet, which would have shot the last CT in pit on inferno, which would have hit and killed them, getting us a draw.
@@leafar4964 all right, wtf. I was asking if isn't barbara a name for a girl, which means he put it as a man in the video. By this unbeatable logic, you are gay
The chickens used to panic from all players regardless of running, walking, crouched, etc but they changed it a few years back. I want to say it was with the new inferno update but i could be mistaken.
4:18 AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
When you drop your rank and don't have anything to blame on
lol
@@starvingmosquito8851 I'm going to a hospital tomorrow so they take my blood. You can have some if you want to, so you won't starve anymore
@@HHirohito aww thanks, I is hungry
Tyler_318 I blame you for using a straight gun
Yeah you can, fucking idiot teammates who kill you and troll and don't try a fuck
Team: You got kevlar?
Me: no i got chickens
Rasmon 123 it should be: no i got a bucket of chicken
Scout: Hey there good lookin. Gota bucket of chicken!
lol
Team:you got kevlar?
Me:no i got kfc
Tf2 references hell yeah
4:58 *Kliksphilip shakes camera*
Chicken: "I can do that too."
Lol
Does the chicken actually try to mimick your head movement? Or is it completely random where he turns
Rovert , nah its normal 🤣👍🏻
That Person what thats actually crazy
That's kinda cute
Shoots a loud gun that can be heard regardless of chickens being around
“These damn chickens are giving away my position”
@Mirage_Panzer silence
@Mirage_Panzer yes
@Mirage_Panzer Yesnot of the no and of the yes
Update: A chicken blocked a door in a pro match, causing Ropz's death.
DOOR STUCK
PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
I love this comment section
@@melli7193 lol
WE'RE DEAD
This guy:
**dies in game**
-blames team-
**Blames chicken**
At least he isn't blaming real people.
@@nullpoint3346 Or real chickens.
@@_sp1r4L_ That’s big brained
How2typedat?
real global elites use chicken armor
please help me And are you global?
Hyper // Somekind of gaming
If he uses chicken armor yes
Do you automatically rank up if you use it? No, that's not how it works
Hyper // Somekind of gaming yes it is you idiot. Chicken armor makes you global instantly
Oh, that's why i'm still MG 1!
300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?"
1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?"
1700 - "Why do objects fall to earth?"
Late 2017 - "Do Chicken make CS:GO literally unplayable?"
LOL
omg young me I wonder how many more times I'll see this comment
Press E on chickens (Or whatever your interaction key is) and they will follow you.
Difftri Yes
Rly?
I was surprised he didnt mention it in the video.
@@Muncles 5:57 He brushes on it at the end.
I thought we all knew that? Surprised to see some repliers who didn't.
4:23 DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
Holy shit I searched it up it was 10 years ago - time really flies past.
DynestiGTI Where is it from?
DOOR CLUCK! DOOR CLUCK! PLEASE! I B'EGG YOU!
DynestiGTI I actually had that happen like an hour ago I was trying to get through the door on inferno from aps and I got blocked by the chicken and my teammate died because we were about to rush
Wtf
I read the description of the video before the segment and wondered whether he was going to make that reference... I am pleased.
CHICKEN BANGING
mmm nice pigeon you got there
Fuck chicken!!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Super Trooper, just learned of that scene's existence.
4:18 "OUT OF MY WAY SON!"
DOOR STUCK
Door's stuck!
Prinz Heinz Ketchup I BEG YOU!
*laughs* Im adding this guy to friends
*DOOR STUCK.*
*_DOOR STUCK!_*
Replace the Kevlar armor with chickens duct taped to your body. It's a counter to the ak
It's
Fukin NO DMG.
Duct taping chicken?
You mean
Duck tape?
@@luckylubis_ get out
no u
He left
Next up: Do walls make CS:GO Literally Unplayable?
Well I guess hackers think so.
no but wallhacks makes CS:GO Literally Unplayable for the other team that has to put up with their ****
Valve fixed it
Trouble Truffle no. Cheater use sound esp and very very subtle ambit
VitalMixofNutrients I was talking about wallhacks
4:50 "Chicken Banging"
that's enough internet for today.
Chicken banging is bad
4:51
*CHICKEN BANGING*
0w0
Cock
Stencil ùwú
I was looking for this comment
That can become a furry category.
If this isnt alreay the case...
The Vsauce of Counter-Strike
Here is an example.
Hey 3kliks philip here,
But can the m4a1-s *blablabla*
hyserra true
nahh
i don't see any pseudo intellectual content here
*sauce engine
KrunkAlert
Can you give an exmaple for Vsauce being pseudo intellectual?
Should I buy Kevlar and helmet or a chicken?
chicken for sure, man
Big Willy Billy a pan = chicken dinner
Big Willy Billy xD
Big Willy Billy u can only use a chicken once and it can only block one bullet
Chicken: -Free
-can block bullets completely
Armor: -1000$
-Only reduces damage
I would heavily recommend the chicken
We have been discovered !
Rekt
Instead of T side we have C side. For chicken. And CT is of course chicken terrorists.
What in chickternation
Ok jeanbaptiste
When you have a really good computer and internet connection and you can't blame lag:
*THAT DAMN CHICKEN*
'Crazy collossal cocks' - 3kliks, 2017
Raize C R A ZY C O L L A S A L C O C K S
Raize ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
Only OGs know "DOOR STUCK!"
What is the chance, that after 10 years of that video being on youtube, I got it into my recommended 3 hours ago, and then I watch this video?
Psclly google is all knowing. its scary
the classic
Not really, CSGO is my first CS game, and I've played since around 2015, but I still know the video.
Outta my way son. Replay that shit on youtube back in the day. I think i had broke the replay button back then
"Your chicken has been killed. She was yours for 10 seconds."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love the chickens! In casual sometimes i try to find all chickens and let them follow me. It's so funny. And after all it's still a game made to have fun.
I make it in MM 😅
Chickens will spare you when they end humanity
ItchyPit I Hope they‘ll see me as one of them ❤️
how do you make them follow you?
CringyMcCringeton Play Gamez Run up to them and press the use key (E). They jump a bit and follow you
*C R A Z Y C O L O S S A L C O C K S*
I JUST SAW YOU ON A FURRY VIDEO
Phillip gay confirmed
*I T S T I M E F O R D I C K D E S T R O Y D E C E M B E R*
cool name for a band
999th like
The video is good. But it's so weird to watch it without his iconic music playing in the background.
Yeah, I couldn't tell if the weird ominous feeling I got from the video was due to that, or his audio set-up / timing of words being a bit different. Where's the real 3kliksphilip gone!? What have you done to him?
Yeah. There was definitely something odd about his voice too. I hope you're okay 3klik!
Why does it say _Dolan Dark viewers watch this_
your subbed to him and, i guess dolan dark is offended
Very hard dk
FUCK DUCK
I PREFER CHICKEN
VeryHard what do you think?
For me it says TheWarOwl lol
Players with social anxiety may not want to go somewhere where there are chickens. That could greatly affect the round.
Danfluff Is this just sarcasm or am I missing something..
Skylar Its a joke
Skylar it’s a joke
Danfluff i don't get.it
I have social anxiety, and I greatly prefer being with the chickens than anywhere near my teammates
1:17 sneaky phoon
"...a distance of 71 bananas or 1000 units for you metric people"
*Shots fired*
Murica'! We will measure anything as long it doesn't use the metric system like a skyscraper is two football fields tall!
mastoid45 football or soccer field? Hahaha!
*”Or between 9 to 14 bananas”* 😂🐓
Declan Burke depends how big your banana is brahhh
Must be a 9gager
no
Voxy, Reina de Voxed yes because that banana for scale joke has it's origin from 9gag
Voxy, Reina de Voxed 9gag doesn't give a fuck about you either.
That was a philling treat, thank you Phillip.
OMEGALUL
urmom HAHAH GOT EM
2:02 𝑪𝑹𝑨𝒁𝒀 𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑳 𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺
best line in the video
*DOOOR STUCK DOOOOOOR STUCK*
キティ *I BEG YOU*
2007 memes
The Phantom
Exterior like Fisheggs
Interior like suiced Wrist-red
I could exercise you
This could be your Phys-ed
Cheat in your Man Homie
AHHH tryed to sneak trougth the door man!
1:17 "phoon has added you to his or her friends list" 0.0
Whot
faek and gay
admin hes doing it sideways
*he
"I hate those chickens"
"Scrawny little birds"
"Just some feathers and bones"
D O O R S T U C K
zolika1351 zolika
The memes are spicy in this one
Snaziko crazy collosal cocks
Spicy fried chicken
*DOOR STUCKKK*
I love how this game is so skilled based that something even remotely random, like damn chickens, can make you lose a game.
DOOR STUCK
69 likes lmao
DOOR STUCK!
I've noticed that at lower ranks, sometimes you can get chickens to be distractions and sometimes the enemy might even take a shot at one, giving away there position.
Marshmallow Kingdom their*
Marshmallow Kingdom at every rank actually, depends on the position
Next up: Does the community make cs:go literally unplayable?
Oh wait
The Hound sure has a soft spot for chickens.. I'll give ya that!
someone will
Every armour tutorial is now outdated in places, so I suggest doing a armoured vs unarmored comparison, because the aim punch is low it now makes sense to go without armour on force rounds. Deep analysis from a respected person may change the opinion of the community.
As a side note, there is a mobile rip off of cs go but surprisingly good and unique in its ways. There aim punch for armoured and unarmored is marginal, hence the game's "meta" is to save after losing pistol once and get AK only on the 3rd which is surprisingly viable, however, CT s can buy AK's and armour must be purchased with helmet but with a price of $800.
This got me thinking can this strategy be applied to cs go now that the aim punch is drastically reduced.
Gevorg Chobanyan name?
2:04 that’s a line for a porn ad
The chickens are so cute though
Shahar Nacht yeah :3
4:50 yeah tell this to some texas guys
XD lmfao
More like Alabama
Scuse me? That's not Texas at all.
West Virginia now...
2:05 "Crazy collossal cocks"
Thank you philip, very cool
3:52 Science has gone too far
2:06 haha he said cocks
Snaziko haha xD
LMAO
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HAHAHAHAHA SO VERY FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂
Snaziko cocks as in chicken not cocks as in dicks
"wall banging is good but chicken banging??"
WHAT THE HECKK???
“I swear I’m not running out of ideas guys!!!”
no this is actually a really cool video, im glad he made it
He still ran out of ideas but its cool
no
T
1:17 Phoon adds you as a friend
CHICKEN IS PHOON CONFIRMED??
This video was so much fun to watch, from beginning to end. Good job!
Could you talk about the Fact that you cant get all Archivements anymore bec. of the deleted Maps?
Jordan S yea
What do you mean?
Ph4ntom There are achievements in csgo that requires some maps to complecate them. but valve removed some maps from csgo so now you cant get them all.
I think you still can. You have to use commands in the console to load the maps.
JusBMX But you need to do them in competive game. (matchmaking)
4:23 THATS a good meme!
omg so Instant kill by lighting strikes on aztec WASNT just a fever dream i had
4:20 Oh man, I miss this meme :)
Lol
I wonder just how many people won't understand the Door Stuck reference. Crazy to think that was 10 years ago.
Me
DOOR STUCK!!!!!!
Vectrex720
It was recommended for me a few days ago.
I don't even play csgo wot
AAAA I TRIED TO SNEAK THROUGH THE DOOR MAN, CANT MAKE IT, CANT MAKE IT
Vectrex720 damn i remember that XD
I once saw a man take of the supressor on his usp to alert the chicken to the enemy and then put it back on.
I've lived in fear ever since
The real question, does the amount of chickens on the map/screen effect FPS any?
It probaly affects it a tiny bit, I mean there is no way it could help.
More entities = more resources required, so yes, it technically could. Most modern systems tho won't see a difference, as well as most older systems even.
Is 3Kliks using 'Chicken' as the plural instead of chickens?
SMO222 I just thought of that as well.
SMO222 Came here to ask this.
yes
chooks
Chicken is always chicken, in singular and in plural.
2:20 usps and m4 a1s are quieter than knives, master stealth
Does the chicken run in the exact opposite direction of the trigger?
WE NEED TO KNOW
Yep
I didn't have much games a while ago that my daughter could play so I ended up booting up cs go with bots and we would go play "hide and seek" with the chickens. We'd basically end up trying to find them all and have them follow us. It was fun and a funny introduction to her to cs go. We wouldn't use the guns, just innocent fun. :) I love the chickens. CS GO Chickens are love.... are life...
Hey, CS2 has chickens. You playing hide and seek with them again?
4:20 that was golden mate! I was thinking about that video when u showed how the chickens block it from one side and then u showed both sides with it and putting in that sound from the clip made it wayy too funny to not laugh lmao 🤣🤣
Literally UNPLAYABLE
I lost a comp game because a chicken 'Get down mr president!!'d my awp bullet, which would have shot the last CT in pit on inferno, which would have hit and killed them, getting us a draw.
4:15 oh my God, the classic "DOOR STUCK"
Top 10 Anime Reasoning
Haxy Go shut the fuck up
Gordo Terremotanque De Ravioles top 10 memes that werent as dead when they originally commented 4 months ago
666th like
666 likes
667 LIKES NOW LOL
I think the only way to balance chickens is to add Skyrim guards to the game
BUT I WANTED A POLL
There is some weird electrical interference at 1:49!
Does induction make Philips videos literally unwatchable?
what people think chickens do: this shot can cost us then entire game
what chickens do: "hey look a chicken!" *shoots its head off*
1:17 Phoon?
Bulldog ADMIN, HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
he's hopping through ivy, out middle, and through our connector.
THROU - FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE AND THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON
Out middle, through ivy and into connector (i hope i got the quote right)
I’m mad at myself laughing at that comment lmao
I dont get it what happens at 1:17 that has to do with phoon?
or just dont play on inferno
Chickens aren't only in inferno.
Botterology yes but neither should you play on nuke
Cobble
or cobble especially lol
You can find them even on Agency map.
i never kill the chickens i always press E on them so i can be their mother that will rage if somebody kill them
2:05 I have one of those!
Keep on dreaming
A cheeky little pecker
Wait, isn't barbara a girl's name?
Wtf
@@HHirohito She can still get one inside of her :)
@@leafar4964 all right, wtf. I was asking if isn't barbara a name for a girl, which means he put it as a man in the video. By this unbeatable logic, you are gay
As an ultimate chicken man I am seriously offended.
if you ask me chickens make the game more real because im pretty sure swat teams has to deal with them in real life too
ChickenBanging in csgo is good but WallBanging? No. Just... no dont do it
Cancer Machine why not
I bang chickens.
Cancer Machine pfp source pls
TotallyCarbon yes pls
“71 bananas or 1000 units”😂🐔🍌
9gag intensifies
The chickens used to panic from all players regardless of running, walking, crouched, etc but they changed it a few years back. I want to say it was with the new inferno update but i could be mistaken.
WHAT'S THE COMMAND TO SPAWN CHICKENS ???
Edit : ent_create chicken
QuaTriKx give chicken
4:18 - so many memories xD
new chicken module is going to be in 3 years mark my words
you're 3 years too late
this didn't age well
"Chicken banging"
I don’t play csgo, having trouble seeing if this video is an actual issue or just a parody lmao
It's real but it's not really an issue, no one has ever complained about chickens
I've died so many times to shooting chickens then an enemy comes round the corner
Sees chicken video begins to buffer.
*WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!*
Oooh,so pubg bought valves chickens,now they give em as rewards
Wrong place buddy
YOU GOT THE WRONG HOUSE
FOOL!!!
I wonder how the new chickens will effect this dynamic..
I guess you 'roasted' those chickens.. hehe he he.
OK I'm out
He never used a molotov or incendary grenade to throw at a chicken tho
Buttered Pie But he insulted them
Buttered Pie yeah, but he was talking about how they are annoying and that's why I said "roasted"
damn you chicken!!
4:18 AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead
You are awesome philip
this is one reason why m4a1-s , usp-s better than m4a4 , p2k
actually the m4a4 is better in my opinion because it has a higher rate of fire and more ammo
it depends on your playstyle tho
You must be fun at parties...
Nice joke but the only difference between them is ammo and accuracy. It’s up to you to choose
1relek ye well this dude was completely serious so no joke involved
Overthinking has been taken to another level.
Are we actually having this discussion
Michael Jackson:Moon walk
Chicken: *Air walk*
you're the most youtuber that i rewatch the videos of tbh